omg I'm a mind reader

[JumpTheF**kUp]

So, I was thinking that I really wanted to hear Guilty Conscience by Eminem, so I turned on my ipod, put it on random. First song was gay so I skipped it, second song, GUILTY CONSCIENCE omg.

Discuss what I should do with my awesome powers.

[Eliminator]

kill yourself

[JumpTheF**kUp]

unfortunately that does not involve my awesome powers

i think you're just bitter because you haven't had sex for 2 months


mind reading guys

[Mexican Bandito]

be the new mystic meg

[JumpTheF**kUp]

who the hell is mystic meg

[Eliminator]

you don't know MYSTIC MEG?????????

[JumpTheF**kUp]

umm..NO????????

[Mexican Bandito]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/gloucestershire/weather/a-zweather/images/mysticmeg_270.jpg

[JumpTheF**kUp]

oh. we should fornicate and produce little psychic offspring. who would scare the other kids by turning them into pudding.

[Chaz S]

You didn't get it the first time, you fail.

[pitchfork]

well because you listen to eminem I will eat your ipod and **** it out

Whatever, I'm in strong dislike of eminem.

What colour underwear am I wearing,

[Sidetraxx]

Would have been better if you got it first time.

[Marc Johnson]

well because you listen to eminem I will eat your ipod and **** it out

Whatever, I'm in strong dislike of eminem.

What colour underwear am I wearing,

Grey.

[Sidetraxx]

What time did I get up this morning?

[Bad Blood]

hey



stfu

[Tiger]

Wait, what does coincidence/synchronicity have to do with reading minds? Cause thats not what happened here.

If anything, you iPod was the mind reader. Follow?

[Jude]

Wait, what does coincidence/synchronicity have to do with reading minds? Cause thats not what happened here.

If anything, you iPod was the mind reader. Follow?

123

[Walrus James]

123
yeah

[sobelecta]

What a catalyst you turned out to be.


Let me stand here like a naughty school boooy

[pitchfork]

Forgot "loaded the guns and you run off home for your tea"

and it's you left me standing.

anyways, lush as that song is wtf.

Grey.

Nope purpley blue, homer simpson boxers ftw!

[Walrus James]

*ftl

[pitchfork]

Don't be hating my simpsons boxers, they've seen every stain under the sun :lol:

[KRASH]

that makes your iPod a mind reader you retard!

[MattyBlade]

One time at work I kept singing breaking the law by judas priest.... it was badass i was like breakin the law breakin the law .. all day..

3/4 of the day through my shift I'm talking to someone and breaking the law came on in the background, the lady told me it was 'one of her sons awful songs' and I was like 'no way lady that's judas priest!'

it was the best thing ever.

[I Am a Hat]

So, I was thinking that I really wanted to hear Guilty Conscience by Eminem, so I turned on my ipod, put it on random. First song was gay so I skipped it, second song, GUILTY CONSCIENCE omg.

Discuss what I should do with my awesome powers.

HOW IS THAT READING A MIND YOU IDIOT IM GONNA KILL YOU

[MattyBlade]

COINCIDENTLY I'M NOT A MIND READER

do u see what i did ?

[Walrus James]

yeah i think you're more stupid than you are mind reader tbh

[JumpTheF**kUp]

I think you're just jealous because you can't read mind. But to be honest, maybe KRASH has a point.

[Tillius]

umm..NO????????

You should've been able to read their minds to find out who Mystic Meg is in order to prevent yourself from looking stupid.

Looks like your powers are gone, pal.

[Channing]

jumpthe****up

more like

shutthe****up

[JumpTheF**kUp]

your cleverness never ceases to amaze me channing

[Ellx]

so what, you have 2 songs on your ipod or are you troo mind reader?

[MattyBlade]

JumpTheF**kUp?

more like
takes it in the buttlol.

[Anglachel]

I had a thought

It was that someone with **** in their name will make a stupid thread.

I win.

[JumpTheF**kUp]

I would have to hazard a guess that it was a complete coincidence. It has happened before though, when I thought 'man it'd be sweet if the next song was [insert song here]' and the next song was in fact that one. I have > 2000 songs on my ipod so, who knows. Act of God?

[Anglachel]

I guess god made you double post.

EDIT: Proof

http://i18.tinypic.com/48xtpc0.jpg

[MattyBlade]

coincidently, Satan does. Jesus too.

[MattyBlade]

http://www.newyorkislanders.com/team/images/player/satan1.jpg


http://cdbaby.name/j/r/jrivera1.jpg

proof for you non believers.

[Anglachel]

I would rep you cause that was funny, buit I have to spread. Sorry.

[Ellx]

definetly an act of god