Post a HAIKU

[jarviss]

lets see some creativity



:-B

[PDWAB]

How do you write a haiku?

[Pop music sucks]

Many syllables to the lines?

[fattymattk]

5
7
5

Jarviss is too old
To be creative like me
umm this is over

[Pop music sucks]

Jinx 12345678910. HAH, if you talk you owe me a soda:evil:

Seriously, let's see the syllables-to-lines

[Pop music sucks]

I didn't mean to spam
I give thanks to fatty matt
K I'm done with this

[PDWAB]

I was jinxed so blah
I owe popmusichater
A soda pop so yeah...

[guitarplayer83]

hey eyes glance to mine
Her face is pure serinity
Oh my god im tired

[Pop music sucks]

Give me a soda
of the Dr Pepper kind
deliver post-haste

[Maveryck]

see mx forums
how its wasting all my time
i could use some sleep...

[Maveryck]

enter the capsule
gregorian chant music
serenades your feet

[Moniker]

I suck at counting
I do think this is seven
I poop my pants. DOH

[fattymattk]

this thread is a good
place to spam without any
one noticing yeah

[mynameisroger]

your d-ck is so big
no one is sure where it ends
and the sky begins
(Margaret Cho)

[Pop music sucks]

Eric loves the cack
never wants it to be black
he likes a clean sack

[Maveryck]

deep in the forest
a tree falls into the sound
of silence and zen

[Maveryck]

the leather's caress
tantalises the pink flesh
erotic cascade

[jarviss]

jarviss is too old
he should stop pooping his pants
too late time to change


-G

[looozer]

Haiku should not rhyme
Me going to write many long line
Ok me lie. Shit.

[Maveryck]

the depths of the sea
yield chaos in paradise
lost treasure, bubbles

[m.o.d]

I must do some work
I do not want to do it
I must do my work.

[jarviss]

Originally posted by popmusichater
Eric loves the cack
never wants it to be black
he likes a clean sack

haikus should not rhyme
eric likes curvy weiners
but i dont have one


-G

[jarviss]

if we had to speak
only by using haiku
i would sound stupid

-G

[Maveryck]

you people butcher
the art of haiku writing
with insults and spam

[jarviss]

knowledge from today
i lurked at other forums
i think we're lucky

-G

(lurked is prounounced lurkt, one syllable)

[m.o.d]

Originally posted by jarviss
haikus should not rhyme
eric likes curvy weiners
but i dont have one


-G


m.o.d found that funny
cos -G is a funny guy
and my brain is poop.


:confused:

[Pop music sucks]

Why can't haiku rhyme
it sounds like hip hop dodgy crap
I'm very sorry

[Moniker]

Originally posted by jarviss
haikus should not rhyme
eric likes curvy weiners
but i dont have one


-G

L-O-L Ha Ha
I do not have a curvy
weiner dude. so stop it

[jarviss]

Originally posted by popmusichater
Why can't haiku rhyme
it sounds like hip hop dodgy crap
I'm very sorry

japanese verse form
syllables five-seven-five
unrhymed lines, a poem

-G

[jarviss]

done with the curvy
weiner talk is getting ghey
talk about straight ones

-G

[m.o.d]

what about those that curve
down and this is a weird thread
but that's ok right guys

[Moniker]

this thread is the best
of today, by far, nucka
thank you, old man jarv

[Maveryck]

syllables are fives
syllables add to seven
five again. haiku!

[Pop music sucks]

Jarv likes mushy food
no dentures for the old man
Old people checks gone

[m.o.d]

I'm gonna get a
guitar tomorrow for er'c
wish me luck fellas

[jarviss]

cane, a walking stick
used by the older people
hit young kids, not walk

-G


maveyrikckryc21, i liked your last one

[Maveryck]

thank you very much
for your compliment jarviss
am i hard to spell?

[m.o.d]

I broke my hip and
I had to use a walkin'
stick. I feel old now

[mynameisroger]

ruthless light bulb trim
fallen doorknobs delight none
gored by morning's light

[Maveryck]

haiku threads are great
good way to boost your post count
grass grows, time passes

[Moniker]

k, time for one more
one more line after this one
this is the last one

*did not really count* I think that's right though, lol

[m.o.d]

my roommate talks in
his sleep. I talk to him when
he's unconscious lol

[Maveryck]

stacking milk bottles
forming patterns in the sand
green eyes twitch. finish

[Moniker]

I play with my thing
it tickles when i touch it
semen shoots out dude...

^^ written by beefiest cloud
__________________________________
Beefiest Cloud: :-X
Litninfingers63: post it
Litninfingers63: lol
Beefiest Cloud: lol, no its gay

[jarviss]

Originally posted by Maveryck21
haiku threads are great
good way to boost your post count
grass grows, time passes

boosting post counts
is never on my mindage
but if it's yours, cool

-G

[m.o.d]

noone wants to talk
to me on AIM so
I think I'll go now

[Moniker]

jarviss, M-K would
be angry because she had
to clean up your spam

[jarviss]

Originally posted by Litninfingers63
I play with my thing
it tickles when i touch it
semen shoots out dude...

^^ written by beefiest cloud
__________________________________
Beefiest Cloud: :-X
Litninfingers63: post it
Litninfingers63: lol
Beefiest Cloud: lol, no its gay


thats some funny shint
haikus can be fun, but that?
that just made my day


-G

[m.o.d]

not only his but
mine as well. pffft! hehehe
anywho, good riddance

[Moniker]

Originally posted by m.o.d
noone wants to talk
to me on AIM so
I think I'll go now

please get my guitar
tomorrow, dude. I want it
really really bad

[Maveryck]

slaves of the system
machines drive grand destruction
vile and naive man

[jarviss]

haiku thread is cool
i think a mod will close it
i bet i know who






-G

[m.o.d]

Originally posted by Litninfingers63
please get my guitar
tomorrow, dude. I want it
really really bad


Originally posted by m.o.d
I'm gonna get a
guitar tomorrow for er'c
wish me luck fellas



;)

[Maveryck]

fuck for your hymen
peace at the end of a knife
a child stands dying

[Pop music sucks]

Clint Eastwood is cool
Would make a great president
Dirty Harry style

[Maveryck]

please don't close this thread
creativity outlet;
also fun. hehe...

[jarviss]

a trilogy on this thread

haiku thread, the place
a mod should not close this thread
it keeps the pit clean


haiku thread, my post
i hope they talk about it
like karate monks

haiku thread, alive
the only thread i'm posting
haiku thread, grow on


-G

[m.o.d]

a mod won't close a
thread by another mod un-
less it were pimp's lol

[Moniker]

sounds good to me dude
I just wanted to make sure
that I wanted it

[Maveryck]

nice introduction
seven words fill up this space
clever thought goes here

[m.o.d]

I'm going to bed
now. Good night to all you peeps
Talk to you later

[Maveryck]

this thread will get huge
require a whole new server
even need a mod

[Maveryck]

people go to bed
i'll be awake for hours
time zones are so gay...

[Maveryck]

i shall now post spam
purple monkey dishwasher
i'm gonna get banned :upset:

[m.o.d]

*needs to sleep now cos
in the morn' he is going
to steal er'c's guitar*

[Maveryck]

TRIPLE POST!!! i love my avatar... :D

i just realised
my post contained no haiku
edit fixes this

[Pop music sucks]

I despise Armstrong
He doesn't allow music
Now I am angered

I put in CDs
Until I had a bad week
Wanted to hear Rage

Armstrong got all pissed
Said that music shall be dead
Music denied now

I will try Tuesday
Black Album heard in Drafting
hopefully I will

[mynameisroger]

selling is legal
sex is legal why isn't
selling sex legal?

(don't necessarily feel this way, just thought it was funny)

[jarviss]

Originally posted by Maveryck21
this thread will get huge
require a whole new server
even need a mod

baby threads grow up
haiku thread is a teen now
one day, old man thread

[Maveryck]

gallons of rubbing
alcohol flow through the strip
with that, i sign off

Goodnight MX :)

[m.o.d]

mmmm ... bedtime snack ... mmmmm
spicy chicken wings yum yum
mmmm... stomach ache .... mmmm


:confused:

[jarviss]

mav rick wins award
best haikus in haiku thread
hes under the sea

-G

[jarviss]

Originally posted by m.o.d
mmmm ... bedtime snack ... mmmmm
spicy chicken wings yum yum
mmmm... stomach ache .... mmmm


:confused:

good luck tomorrow
be clean be clever run fast
haiku thread watch you

-G

[Pop music sucks]

Eric won't share now
Says don't steal the idea
Of haiku's elsewhere

[jarviss]

is haiku thread dead?
no one posted in it yet
keeping it alive

-G

[Moniker]

I make punk rock and
I mix it with the hip hop
That is Kid Rock's song

[Pop music sucks]

You know it's sad but
true there's no real reason to
care about stealing

[Moniker]

Jarviss if Yahoo!
kicks you, go on AIM
This thread owns my soul

[Moniker]

Sleepy time comes soon
I am almost ready now
To head into bed

[Pop music sucks]

I told you to get
drugs of cocainic nature
so snort it all up

[jarviss]

cant be stealth on aim
psycho cocaine groupy waits
aim is bad for me

-G

[Pop music sucks]

Eric not in bed
getting cocaine for his night
or early morning

[Moniker]

I am not in bed
I am thinking about stuff
What could it be, though?

:eek:

[Pop music sucks]

You're thinking of the
future effects of cocaine
dependance is bad

[Moniker]

No. That is not it
It is not what you're thinking
Hehe, this is fun.

[Pop music sucks]

I'm Johnny Carson
It's simply non-existent
What is whackin' off

[Moniker]

Goodnight, MX Tabs
This will be my final post
until tomorrow

[jarviss]

wow, its 2 a m
i dont think i'll go to bed
i'll stay up till 3

-G

[Pop music sucks]

Don't you mean awake
today because it is Sunday
being technical

[Pop music sucks]

That Carson haiku
It was aimed at you Eric
I should specify

[Pop music sucks]

This is my last post
I'm going to sign off and
I bid you all adieu

[jarviss]

i think i am too
i wonder if haiku thread
will still be around

-G

[guitarplayer83]

i doubt it jarviss
wait no, its neverending
i should stop typing

[Moniker]

Bump bump goes the thread.
The best thread in a long time.
Thank you much, Jarviss.

[Moniker]

Please come back, Jarviss
We need your funny haiku
Please post more, later?

[jarviss]

im old, work i must
its been a sweet sweet weekend
but now i must work

-G

[Moniker]

Then go to Kinkos
To "make copies" of fake things
Not hit on girls ;)

[jarviss]

this is post nine nine
i wish it was one hundered
i think that'd be sweet

-G

[Moniker]

This will make hundred
I own hundred from now on
Go me. I shall dance.

\: D/

[jarviss]

im hella jealous
but haiuku one hundred, one
is just as manly

-G

[Moniker]

Don't be all angry
One hundred, one is not cool
You know that is true

[jarviss]

number pallindrome
first number same last number
its one-zero-one

:-B

[Moniker]

We are spamming now
Midnightkitty will clean it
Do not worry, Jarv.

:-L

[simplephotographinthesun]

My *** slowly sits
Down on a smooth comfy chair
I know true pleasure

[Moniker]

Talk later jarviss?
I hope we do. It is fun.
So, we talk later.

[Pop music sucks]

You're speaking broken
japanese and sounding like
you need mental help

[jarviss]

haiku thread is dead
do you think it should be closed?
if so, a sad day

:upset:

-G

[Moniker]

It will never be closed
I will open it back up
No need to worry

[m.o.d]

working 'gainst other
mods, not a good idea dude
won't last very long.


;)

[Moniker]

shut up, right now, zach
You don't know what you're saying
Everything is fine


:lol:

[m.o.d]

*shuts up, types paper*
*continues to type paper*
*now typing paper*


:cool:

[Pop music sucks]

That was actions
No speaking whatsoever
Can't read your mind

[Lactose Intolerant]

Kids Are Beautiful
Humanity is so great
Why not kill someone?

[m.o.d]

I'm watching Austin
Powers and I'm trying to
type my paper, hmmmm....

[Maveryck]

wake up, stop to think
today is the first day of
the rest of my life

[Moniker]

Look here everyone
Mr. Good-Writer is back
How fun this will be

[Pop music sucks]

Boiling beef ramen
For sustinence and hunger
Beef ramen pwns

[Maveryck]

was that sarcastic?
or was it a compliment?
either way, thank you

[Lactose Intolerant]

Oh God, how i want
A new Cat for this Christmas
So I can kill it

[Maveryck]

the blue screen of death
descends upon my PC
anger. smash keyboard.

[Moniker]

Originally posted by Maveryck21
was that sarcastic?
or was it a compliment?
either way, thank you


What do you think? hmm?
Compliment, is what it was
You are quite welcome.

[lelelovesme]

On haiku i am new
this post shan't be my last
for i am here

[Pop music sucks]

Docter Pepper mix
The soda of all sodas
Nothing can compare

[Necronomicon]

Peanut butter and
Honey sandwiches have lots
Of tastyness, yum.

[Necronomicon]

I think that I will
Put in a Primus CD.
While eating sandwich.

[Maveryck]

Boredom creeping in
The tar melts in summer's haze
Time mimics the dead

[Maveryck]

now that is slander!
that has no scientific
relevance at all!

[Maveryck]

rooms full of people
rooms emptied by cleansing fire
much room to improve

[Adare]

My name is Adare
I like to play percussion
Becasue it is fun

[Pop music sucks]

Stop with the actions
No one can read minds except
Latoya Jackson

[Maveryck]

blue eyes light the room
golden shimmer of beauty
won't you let me in?

[Moniker]

Like John Petrucci
I like Metallica lots
Maybe I'll be good :upset:

[Maveryck]

Haikus about toads
Are hard to write (i'm trying)
Do toads have tadpoles?

Let's write about frogs
Green skin, small eyes, good swimmers
Wait, that's not funny...

Empty Corn Flakes box?
That's because you ate them all
Cereal killer...

[Moniker]

Standing still in time
There is no movement around
No movement is hard

[jarviss]

Originally posted by Lactose Intolerant
Oh God, how i want
A new Cat for this Christmas
So I can kill it

you sound like clinty
she always said to kill cats
then she would say mmmmmmmmmmm

-G

[Maveryck]

clintillia, eh?
she would be good at haiku
she wrote poetry

[Moniker]

This is my last one
I hope you are not sad, now
This thread is not fun

[Moniker]

Ok, just kidding
I love this so very much
Post in it, I shall

[Moniker]

A haiku cheer. :)

Haiku, haiku, yea!
Haiku, haiku, yea yea yea!
Haiku, haiku, rah!

[Maveryck]

tie me up with chains
ravage my flesh with black whips
punish me mistress

[Moniker]

mmmm, how nice that sounds
Won't you tie me up, mavrick?
Oh no. I said that?

[m.o.d]

Just played my guitar
using my free PODxt
oh I love my POD.


:D

[Maveryck]

Mighty Mouse theme song:
Here I come to save the day
Thank you very much [/andy kaufman]

[Moniker]

Jarviss is back on!
Woohoo, I am so happy!
Thank god he's on now!

[waste_of_o2]

woah, haiku's are cool
if only it weren't so late
i could do one well

this is horrible
now i am just a spammer
i despise myself

ok, i will try
though if i were more awake
my try would be good :\

satan is eating
god watches the football game
and earth is dying

satan is eating
the toasted souls of the ****ed
he should use jelly

wow, you can't say d.a.m.n
that is too much cencorship
i ought to sleep now

[jarviss]

i was on t.v.
local cable jam session
i did not do good


local cable show
jam session every sunday
i have it on tape

i'll bring my own amp
and my pod with me next time
blame it all on gear

i really am good
but havent jammed with people
in such a long time

i'll post a vid soon
if i ever get too it
gonna have to wait


-G

[Maveryck]

Grey dust coats the earth
Hide under the golden flame
The sky is hazy

- inspired by the Audioslave album cover

black cover artwork
black Metallica logo
weird coiled snake thingy

- inspired by the Metallica album cover

swim in the sunset
fly in the watery sky
it's confusing me

- inspired by the Californication album cover

i am now sleepy
constant posting takes it's toll
fall asleep. goodnight :)

- inspired by tiredness. until tomorrow... (like i have anywhere better to be :upset:)

[FifthAce]

it is too dang late
it is five ten in the morn
I am a retard

[MC187]

Haikus arent very
long, see im already done
wow, that was so quick

*MC187

[jarviss]

someone make a poll
should haiku thread be closed now?
i just want to know

-G

[m.o.d]

no no no no no
no no definately no
no no no no yes?

[jarviss]

eric watches dog
hes over at grandmas house
no internet there?

[m.o.d]

apparently not
too bad. By the way, I have
no class till Thursday.


:cool:

[Eccles]

Please don't close this thread
I want to make a haiku
Let me do so please

[MetalMan882]

yo diggity what
Oh, my ho's pussy is stuffed
This thread is the shizz




Werd. :cool:

[AerialsSoUpHigh]

hey man, pass that pipe
alright, here you go. enjoy!
yeah man, this is fun

[Maveryck]

step back everyone!
the haiku master returns...
with nothing to say :upset:

[Maveryck]

Tonight Tonight, Zero,
Bullet With Butterfly Wings...
Smashing Pumpkins rock! :cool:

[The Man]

The Man believes that the following haiku is suitable:

The Man Is A Man.
He Says What He Can Say, Man.
So You Best Respect.

[Maveryck]

The Pit is a place
Where alter-egos abound
And post heaps of spam

[The Man]

I am another.
For I am not so cool, though.
The Man hath spoken.

[AerialsSoUpHigh]

Stoner haiku:

as i light a bowl
i stop and think to myself
where is the remote?

[Maveryck]

Who can The Man be?
Is it matt? pendrigh? litnin?
Maybe dan... or m.o.d

[Maveryck]

no, it isn't m.o.d
he just signed in as himself
so who could it be?

[The Man]

The Man declares that,
he is not nearly as cool
as any of them.

[Maveryck]

System of a down
Advertising causes need
Therapy, uh oh...

[The Man]

The Man thinks that you
are so very funny Nacho-
Chez, so keep at it.

[cods]

i piss in your mouth
you look so truly happy
then you gulp and smirk

[The Man]

The Man just has to add that that is the most disgusting thing that he has ever heard...

[Moniker]

Back from watching dog
It was a hellish nightmare
Oh well, I'm back now

[The Man]

The Man does feel that
Haikus are a diggable
Waste of The Man's time

For that last haiku
The Man apologizes
Very sincerely

[Maveryck]

Lyrics to a song:
I-E-A-I-A-I-O
That is so fucked up...

Jungle man enters
Civilisation creeps in
Attach suit and tie

Silver moon shines down
Erupting erotica
Fills the sky with ash

[ikikdababy]

Eruption of the erotic = 8 syllables.

[Maveryck]

thanks for letting me know ikik :)

i'm a dumbass... :upset:

[Xynthes]

Oo oo i'll write a haiku .. hmm lets see
anoo...


Pai oisi-i desu nee!
Zya boku tabemasu kyoo
Itedakimasu


Yeah, beat that. Eego dame desu!
Haiku in its native language..

[ODIN947]

Haikus are real bad
They are just too short to get
youre god **** point a...

[Maveryck]

:lol:

i find it easy
haikus are just the right length
unlike my penis :upset:

[Moniker]

I am like you, dude
Am not up to par, either
Oh well. It's all good. :D

[Maveryck]

With a petite cock
Girls say yes to anal sex
More often than not :naughty:

[Moniker]

No anal for me
I am not down with that stuff
I will not go there

[Moniker]

Funny picture, here.
I hate talking to Eric!
Is what it is called.

[Maveryck]

Condoms near gay bar
One says "I want to go in
there and get shit-faced"

[Moniker]

Haiku two hundred
I got one one hundred also
What a streak this is.

[Maveryck]

Cat sits in doorway
Patiently waits to be fed
Hit by anvil, killed.

[jarviss]

if theres an award,
for the fastest growing thread
please let it be this


-G

[jarviss]

mister haiku man
quality AND quantity
here's to you, Maveryck

-G

[m.o.d]

My roommate smells now
In fact, He smells all the time
Always smells like poo.

[Moniker]

Bump this thread, I must
We cannot let it die now!
So, come on and post!

[looozer]

morons from UG
keep on spamming forever
you will be banned fools

[_T_am_A_]

dawn kill nightime light
loud music surround, provoke
phucking metal yeah!

[Android]

Coruscation amidst the hiatus of sciolism,
The body enraged by dissidence of individualism,
Abrogating the idolatrous.

[Maveryck]

Five syllable line
Then seven syllable line
Then five once again

(yes, Android, haikus have to follow this pattern ;))

[MC187]

here is my haiku,
its not very long at all,
im already done.

=187=

[FlatlineBassist]

I wonder if this
Haiku I am doing is
Right or just stupid

[FlatlineBassist]

This stuff takes long for
Stupid people like myself
I'm going to quit

[Moniker]

This thread will be long
We can make it bigger, men
And women, also.

[Eccles]

I think my haikus
Are not so revered as those
Which ol' Maveryck writes

[jarviss]

a haiku by Mav
they are always good to read
even the lame ones

-G

[Eccles]

lame ones remind us
that he isn't quite perfect,
like the rest of us

[jarviss]

page 12, is here now
its owned by steven eccles
did i say that right?

-G

[Eccles]

yes you did indeed
two syllables for my first
and two for my last

[Maveryck]

Hey, is it just me
Or has MX been down heaps
In the past few days?

:confused: :(

[Pop music sucks]

French and Psych class
Lynnsea, crack-cocaine dealer
I'm her crack-man-whore

[Maveryck]

School's out for summer
Sitting through classes is over
Enter sandman, beer

Correction paper
Swelling, bulging in rapture
A means to an end

Beaten, bruised, scarred, shamed
From the point of no return
This is my journey

[Gonna]

Hit the bong now dude
dude where is my car?
Shibby!


I messed up!

[Maveryck]

^^^

Just one thing to say...
Clap, clap for the handicap;
A waste of good weed :D

[EADG]

Originally posted by mynameisroger
your d-ck is so big
no one is sure where it ends
and the sky begins
(Margaret Cho)


The newbie can not swear
But I don't really mind, after all
The guy's name is Roger

[Maveryck]

Swearing is easy!
Insert italics font tags
Between f and u

:eek:

The secret is out!
The veterans will kill me!
Oh, wait... No-one cares.

no-one ever cares :upset:

[Maveryck]

Meaningless haiku
Keeps this thread on the first page
There's blood on my apple

[jarviss]

Originally posted by Maveryck21
...There's blood on my apple...

you had a loose tooth?
if you did, then it came out
i hate the dentist


-G

[fattymattk]

Originally posted by EADG
The newbie can not swear
But I don't really mind, after all
The guy's name is Roger

EADG does
Not know how to write haikus
ummm haiku over

[Maveryck]

Dentists cause much pain
Fillings would hurt like a bitch
More than a cut lip ;)

[jarviss]

your mouth's open sores
invite glances from the girls
not inviting ones

-G

[Maveryck]

all female glances
are diverted three feet south
and turn to desire

[LoOsErKiD183]

I once ate a girl.
Her brains were mushy, but good.
I ate her dog too.

[jarviss]

now i'll get my bass
it home is the music store
merry christmas, ME

-G

[Moniker]

I will get guitar
Will be mine, sometime next week
Muhahaha

[jarviss]

its a decision
i now have 7 guitars
time to get a bass

a nice new guitar
would be the best thing for me
mine are very old

:(

-G

[Moniker]

You are very old
ha, you knew that was comming.
I end haiku now

[AerialsSoUpHigh]

I like the Gremlin
It is such an awesome car
I wish i had one

[jarviss]

my 5 string jazz bass
the color is "midnight wine"
here before christmas!


-G

[myshirtsaysatticus]

I saw this one in a magazine recently... it's about a lawn gnome.

Red lips, blue eyes, cap.
You beckon I run for love.
Come sit in my garden...

hah just thought that was sorta funny

[Maveryck]

i cant believe it!
this thread was going to die!
not anymore... bump.

ahhh, the thirteenth page
always the unluckiest
i'm chewing bow-ties :eek:

a three-haiku post!
the planet Zarg is boring.
so concludes my post.

[cods]

i crap on your foot.
i crap in your open mouth.
i crap way too much.

[Eccles]

I hate Sopornos
Because my alignment is
IMXRA

[Eccles]

You're oh so jealous
Because you are underage
And cannot get pissed

[Eccles]

Haiku en français
Serait très fort, mon ami
Je suis branché, non?

[cods]

my penis is so small.
i know i can please no one.
i will hump a cow.

[Eccles]

Vaches ont des fesses grandes
Vous aurez vraiment du mal
En les satisfaire

[Moniker]

Wee. Bump bump, it goes
This will be the longest thread
Like I've said before!

[looozer]

I'm a straight up g
Haiku-in for East side cred
Pick up mad respect

[Maveryck]

I will bump this thread
If it gets pushed to page 2
Make it never end

Carefully lay down
The blunt tools of our malice
Water cuts the flesh

Bald Kevin Spacey
Talks about Keyser Soze
:eek:... we had no idea! ;)

[Pop music sucks]

Ah merd, baiser-tu
Je m'appele Alfred le Mec
Toucher pas la len[tille]

[Maveryck]

Je voudrais biser
La chatte de ta petit soeur
Est-ce possible?

I would like to kiss
Your little sister's pussy
Is that possible?

:smoke:

[Pop music sucks]

I should translate post
Yes it will be translated
In the next part here

Ah shit, fuck you
I am Alfred the Guy
Touch not the lens

[Maveryck]

popmusichater!
that translation was all wrong!
good french; not haiku. :D

[Eccles]

Haiku Latinus
Difficilis scribere
Eheu! mox meus!

[Eccles]

While that sounded good
It didn't make any sense
I should study more.

[Pop music sucks]

In math thought of F
Turns out it's a C minus
Finals grade A please?

[Eccles]

Christmas is coming soon
And the goose is getting fat
I'd rather have spam

[DBoons Ghost]

Stand in front of me
Rub my ears
I spit in your face.

What am I?

[crazyman]

a water faucet :)

[Eccles]

Not a haiku, man
What the hell is wrong with you?
Five seven five, bitch

[DBoons Ghost]

I know. Sorry for spamming.

I was trying to be funny.

And no it's not faucet. It's dick.

Lame huh.

[crazyman]

ya :upset:

[Eccles]

Yes, spam is all good
This thread has been full of it,
Yet still on topic.

[TheGrinch]

your all whos
im a what
its adds to you
becoming stew

[Eccles]

Again, that is not
a haiku, you silly grinch
stop spamming this thread

[TheGrinch]

Originally posted by steveneccles
Again, that is not
a haiku, you silly grinch
stop spamming this thread


hmm, haiku,
maybe if i talk like you,
this would be haiku

[LoOsErKiD183]

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam
Spammity spamish spam spam
Spammers keep spamming.