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Anglachel
01-22-2007, 03:45 PM
and one was screaming at the other like an idiot how "its not just a coincidence you lost your iPod too!" and claiming #2 stole hers. So #1 wouldnt stop screaming 'cause shes a dumb bitch and #2 was getting really annoyed.

I found the screaming very annoying as well, so I piped up and said "Well maybe someone stole two iPods you idiot. Its not hard to do when you leave it lying around for everyone to take".

Then everyone in the class started bitchin' at me, and all kinds of threats and stuff came 'cause everyone now thinks I stole them. I mean, who else would think somebody could of possibly stolen two iPods? The person who did it of course!

So I spend the rest of the day with all these people coming to me asking if I stole them. Eventually I told the last guy thats its not his fu'cking business and that it wouldnt matter if I did, neither of them will eventually get it back.

I should of kept my f'ucking trp shut. The guy got pissed, and a whole bunch of his friends came to me and tried to beat me up. They didnt get too, though. I have friends too.

But my mom got scared. And so she said "ya movin' wicha auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I begged and pleaded with her the other day, but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way, she gave me a kissin' and she gave me my tickets
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it. First class, yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like, hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later" looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air


fail? :(

spitfirejunky
01-22-2007, 03:47 PM
Yes.

Dropsonde
01-22-2007, 03:47 PM
yes fail

Apollyon
01-22-2007, 03:47 PM
haha

edit: fail

Chrizzle fo' Shizzle
01-22-2007, 03:47 PM
Yes fail

Ando!
01-22-2007, 03:49 PM
I was actually expecting a zero thread.

fail

Klown
01-22-2007, 03:49 PM
fail

but repped anyway

Light Fantastic
01-22-2007, 03:49 PM
bad

Anglachel
01-22-2007, 03:50 PM
Well Kif I tried your tips from Ando!s thread but I guess I just suck :upset:

I had to try it htough.

Hababi
01-22-2007, 03:50 PM
I lost my iPod in Spanish, couldn't translate to get it back...

Anglachel
01-22-2007, 03:51 PM
I lost my iPod in Spanish, couldn't translate to get it back...
Not the point durr

here comes the bird flu
01-22-2007, 03:56 PM
anglachel you idiot it's in too close proximity of the last one of these threads which was made two weeks ago.

Anglachel
01-22-2007, 03:57 PM
WELL TAT WASNT ONE OF KIFS TIPS SO I DIDNT KNOW :(

Light Fantastic
01-22-2007, 03:58 PM
needed to be longer to make me regret reading it

here comes the bird flu
01-22-2007, 03:59 PM
well now you ****ing do

bebubly
01-22-2007, 03:59 PM
fayle fo sho

Ando!
01-22-2007, 03:59 PM
TAT(

please there are women and children here

Alf™
01-22-2007, 04:00 PM
I want to hear the end of the story :(.

Anglachel
01-22-2007, 04:00 PM
please there are women and children here
lol

flu: Ok I'll try again in a month

Chad: okie dokie

MrConeman
01-22-2007, 04:59 PM
Poor delivery, but props for effort.

Anglachel
01-22-2007, 05:01 PM
:D

Ok I'm going to spend an entire month thinking something up for get full potential

Double You Awful
01-22-2007, 07:06 PM
k yeah fail

Chaz S
01-22-2007, 07:09 PM
Fail

Chaz S
01-22-2007, 07:11 PM
I've been talking to this girl for a while, and she seems to be interested. Which is good, since I've had a crush on her since 8th grade. So I was talking to her last week, and she asked me if I wanted to hang out or something. Of course I said yes, and then we determined a time. Skip forward to the weekend and we're hanging out at her house, watching some movies and eating pizza. We were watching Mars Attacks, you know when the Martians come to Earth and kill people. Anyway, it's getting late, so I got to get home, got school tomorrow, and still got a load of stuff to do. So I'm on my way out, with the bye bye and stuff and she plants one on my cheek. I keep going feeling better than ever, and head home. The next day I get to school, and I see her talking to some of her friends. I start to wave, and then she sees me. Then she screams and says to her friends "That's him!". So then some guys start coming over to me and I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said, "you're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air"

Miek
01-22-2007, 07:11 PM
Epic fail.



Chaz give me some credit for that will you

Chaz S
01-22-2007, 07:12 PM
k

credit'd

Surtr
01-22-2007, 07:23 PM
Fail..But only because this joke has officially become crap due to extensive over use.