OMG OMG poal

[Ando!]

No this isn't a looking for sympathy post, either. A guy my dad worked with died last night...or was punched in the face? at first the guy who told my dad said that he punched himself but he probably accidentally made a lethal combination of punches (he was a big time puncher, as in constantly had a punching bag) and kick boxers (he had been using them for a while and was using them even more since he got in a fight with his busted spleen). Punch punch!

The one time I punched someone illegally, it was to drive him home (with my fist, lol)--so no more witnesses!

It's the first time I recall that someone I knew of being face punched unexpectedly--everyone previous had been either elderly or sickly (wtf?) for a while, so this was the first time there was some initial factor. But it waned--"Dude, he punched me? Oh yeah he was an alchy and a borderline monkey, so no surprise."

And thankfully, I've never been punched by these guys. But living so close to them, you know my mom got scared. And so she said "ya movin' wicha auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. "

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

[Apollyon]

hippity ‪ ‪ ‪ ‪ ‪ ‪ hoppity

[semi]

wow

[Kif]

Amatuer bel-air skills, but the paul makes up for it.

[Ando!]

Amatuer bel-air skills

teach me

[Anglachel]

i should try one of these

[Kif]

Your first mistake was keeping the other 2 verses in lines instead of making it one huge paragraph. Clicking on a thread, then seeing some story with some split verses at the end tends to give away the bel-air, thus denying the reader any element of surprise that may or may not have resulted in lulz.

Secondly, you want to attract as many other people as possible without giving anything away. Usually a thread title about something sad that happened to you does the trick, but try to be original. Experienced trolls can spot fake sad thread titles from years of it themselves. Making a random thread in the pit primarily attracts trolls, whereas you want to appeal to the entire forum for maximum bel-air fatalities.

Thirdly, and this is incredibly important; You cannot make the thread funny before the bel-air. You can make it random, you can make it sad, you can make it angry. The bottom line is the lulz are got from the bel-air and nothing else. The hilarity comes from the bel-air being in such a thread, hence the lulz. Just remember this the next time you got in one little fight and my mom got scared. And so she said "ya movin' wicha auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. "

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later". Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

[Ando!]

Thanks those are some helpful tips

[semi]

i liked how it was a double meme
it was like sigh a zero thread pardoy likle 24hrs later. then since i had read it i check if its same till end and see belair and 2nd trick appearz.
also nice touch kif but i suspected tbh : (.

[Ando!]

why thank you semi