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Kayetan
01-22-2007, 02:46 PM
No this isn't a looking for sympathy post, either. A guy my dad worked with died last night...or was punched in the face? at first the guy who told my dad said that he punched himself but he probably accidentally made a lethal combination of punches (he was a big time puncher, as in constantly had a punching bag) and kick boxers (he had been using them for a while and was using them even more since he got in a fight with his busted spleen). Punch punch!

The one time I punched someone illegally, it was to drive him home (with my fist, lol)--so no more witnesses!

It's the first time I recall that someone I knew of being face punched unexpectedly--everyone previous had been either elderly or sickly (wtf?) for a while, so this was the first time there was some initial :eek: factor. But it waned--"Dude, he punched me? Oh yeah he was an alchy and a borderline monkey, so no surprise."

And thankfully, I've never been punched by these guys.

And why do we say "in your sphere"? I mean, you don't punch someone literally in their sphere, somewhere inside the sphere. But punch on the sphere just doesn't sound right. Or "punched..."

Or if not one then just talk about junkies/drunks that you know, or if you are one, talk about your career in punching coworkers. :smug chuckle:

Apollyon
01-22-2007, 02:46 PM
hippity hoppity

here comes the bird flu
01-22-2007, 03:00 PM
i almost killed an old guy with a golf club

not even close to kidding

Kayetan
01-22-2007, 03:02 PM
Me neither. The ratio of golf clubs I own to people I've almost killed with them is 25:1.

here comes the bird flu
01-22-2007, 03:03 PM
i swear to god it missed the guys head by not even an inch

Thunderchild
01-22-2007, 03:03 PM
I once played golf. There were no survivors.

asdf
01-22-2007, 03:04 PM
i almost killed an old guy with a golf club

not even close to kiddingI got hit in the face by a golf club :(

Fortunately, it was a little kid wielding a real golf club that was cut down to size. But still, bit club + eye socket = pain no matter who's swinging :(

Last time I ever tried to teach golfing.

here comes the bird flu
01-22-2007, 03:09 PM
I got hit in the face by a golf club :(

Fortunately, it was a little kid wielding a real golf club that was cut down to size. But still, bit club + eye socket = pain no matter who's swinging :(

Last time I ever tried to teach golfing.

I was swinging my golf club and i let go and it did a helicopter over his head i think he would have been dead

Kayetan
01-22-2007, 03:10 PM
Did he become angry at you?

Hababi
01-22-2007, 03:15 PM
I once played golf. There were no survivors.

I once played pool. Then I played again.

asdf
01-22-2007, 03:16 PM
I once played pool. Then I played again.
Spam?

here comes the bird flu
01-22-2007, 03:45 PM
Did he become angry at you?

he didn't even notice lmao the club went into this ditch

Hababi
01-22-2007, 03:47 PM
Spam?

Never.

spitfirejunky
01-22-2007, 03:52 PM
I once played golf. There were no survivors.

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=14074853&postcount=31

Walrus James
01-22-2007, 04:00 PM
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=14074853&postcount=31
bad quote tbh

spitfirejunky
01-22-2007, 04:02 PM
Statistics say otherwise.

Apollyon
01-22-2007, 04:03 PM
is there a statistic that says paris hilton avatars are funny because if so that's wrong too

spitfirejunky
01-22-2007, 04:07 PM
The statistic is wrong? Or the notion that's supported by the statistic is wrong?

semi
01-22-2007, 04:07 PM
omg no belair?

Apollyon
01-22-2007, 04:08 PM
it was written in blue ink instead of black