Volumnius Flush
01-16-2007, 12:20 PM
Much like the Chargers on Sunday, on Qualcomm Stadium field, George Bush has given the insurgents one too many chances. Following 3 turnovers, several misfootings, a couple of injuries to some very key players, a vulgar display of rage by #29, and a faulty field goal attempt with 0:03 left in the 4th quarter was just too much for Tom Brady Bin Laden to pass up.
In Iraq, the mounting pressure on the U.S. troops to succeed has mounted in an upsetting loss for the LaDainian US coalition. With over 3,000 casualties, a puppet of a government, even more resistance and instability, we are losing.
And yet Bush presses on. Unwavering, Unnonperseverant, Unconvinced. He can't admit that Iraq is the straw that broke the camel's back. Iraq is just the HQ for the End. It is our new station for our next attack. Bush claims that we could send troops home as early as late-2007, but with increased tension in Iran and Syria, it's unlikely our boys will ever come home.
So what is the strategy? How are we going to beat the Islamofascists in Iraq and abroad. It all starts at home. We, as Americans, have to unite against a veiled, hidden, ambiguous, hostile enemy. Those are the Islamofascists who want to blow up our citizens, our buildings, our banks, and our inalienable rights: Their Public Enemy #1 is The Constitution.
On the homefront, it seems the Fascists are winning. Curbing our rights in the name of freedom and liberty, the attack on Christianity, marriage, and the federal income tax and national debt are our personal demons we have to heal first before we can fix other people's problems.
I believe we will win in Iraq and Bush's legacy will be that of a strong national character, who fought so many to bring democracy to a hurting people.
When the Iraqi people are ready to die for freedom, like the Fascists fight for incarceration of Our inalienable rights, we will win. Remember Brady and the Patriots have won 3 Super Bowls in 6 years, more than enough for any pro team. In fact, I believe they've won enough for at least another decade. Will we let the Communists, like Castro, and the Husseins of the world win again? Will the Ba'athists ever return for one final showdown? The key is the Patriots of Iraq, the minutemen who fight so valiantly in this struggle for freedom and democracy. If we can beat the ideological terror perpetrated by these Fascist Muslims, we will win.
In Iraq, the mounting pressure on the U.S. troops to succeed has mounted in an upsetting loss for the LaDainian US coalition. With over 3,000 casualties, a puppet of a government, even more resistance and instability, we are losing.
And yet Bush presses on. Unwavering, Unnonperseverant, Unconvinced. He can't admit that Iraq is the straw that broke the camel's back. Iraq is just the HQ for the End. It is our new station for our next attack. Bush claims that we could send troops home as early as late-2007, but with increased tension in Iran and Syria, it's unlikely our boys will ever come home.
So what is the strategy? How are we going to beat the Islamofascists in Iraq and abroad. It all starts at home. We, as Americans, have to unite against a veiled, hidden, ambiguous, hostile enemy. Those are the Islamofascists who want to blow up our citizens, our buildings, our banks, and our inalienable rights: Their Public Enemy #1 is The Constitution.
On the homefront, it seems the Fascists are winning. Curbing our rights in the name of freedom and liberty, the attack on Christianity, marriage, and the federal income tax and national debt are our personal demons we have to heal first before we can fix other people's problems.
I believe we will win in Iraq and Bush's legacy will be that of a strong national character, who fought so many to bring democracy to a hurting people.
When the Iraqi people are ready to die for freedom, like the Fascists fight for incarceration of Our inalienable rights, we will win. Remember Brady and the Patriots have won 3 Super Bowls in 6 years, more than enough for any pro team. In fact, I believe they've won enough for at least another decade. Will we let the Communists, like Castro, and the Husseins of the world win again? Will the Ba'athists ever return for one final showdown? The key is the Patriots of Iraq, the minutemen who fight so valiantly in this struggle for freedom and democracy. If we can beat the ideological terror perpetrated by these Fascist Muslims, we will win.