This isn't funny? I'll tell you what isn't funny!

[Pete]

I realized I was doing all kinds of other things while posting on MX (for the first time in a while, I might add) because MX is not funny. So I decided to start my own thread about what else is not funny.

It's not funny when your band recorded an album 6 months ago and you (finally!) go to get it mastered and the engineer knocks over (and breaks, obviously) your 400gb external hard drive which did not only contain the recordings of your bands unfinished album, but also well over 160gbs of pornography (that's well over 8 days of video, fyi) that you've carefully selected and collected since the last time your computer crashed.

This happened to me this Sunday.

[Chaindrive]

Analog recording ftw.

Just my opinion.

[telemore]

this thread isn't funny

[semi]

that is funny

[Pete]

differing opinions

[Ando!]

This thread isn't particually pitiful either

you get no pity

[Ephemeral]

I'm sorry to hear that what can I do to make it better

[Dinosawesome]

I am good at some things and not so good at other things.

[Pete]

I'm sorry to hear that what can I do to make it better

Download and burn onto some DVD's approx. 15 gbs of pornography and mail to me.I am good at some things and not so good at other things.

I am more or less good at everything.

[Ando!]

I'm sorry to hear that what can I do to make it better

why so much contrast

[Pete]

why so much contrast

ITS WHAT MAKES THE INTERNET GREAT

damn republicans all up in my bees wax

[Black Ink]

Download and burn onto some DVD's approx. 15 gbs of animal photographsography and mail to me.

Why don't we just make our own? :naughty:

[Pete]

Why don't we just make our own? :naughty:

Because I'd wreck you, fool.

[Black Ink]

Because I'd wreck you, fool.

I love it when you act all tuff.

[Pete]

I love it when you act all tuff.

Just for that, you'll have to wear the large ball gag.

[Kif]

Download and burn onto some DVD's approx. 15 gbs of animal photographsography and mail to me.
I'm pretty sure I've got double that, but they are all DVD rips and like 1.3GB per DVD.

[Pete]

I'm pretty sure I've got double that, but they are all DVD rips and like 1.3GB per DVD.

Yeah, I need a total of at least 160gb, I just thought I'd divide the work load between a few people. And plz no full DVD rips - single scenes only. But good quality.

[fattymattk]

you should have backed it all up :(

[Pete]

you should have backed it all up :(

And what better way than backing it up on an external hard drive and only keeping the backups*? :(




*this is only true for the pörn, the recordings are still intact on my computer as well.

[Kif]

Yeah, I need a total of at least 160gb, I just thought I'd divide the work load between a few people. And plz no full DVD rips - single scenes only. But good quality.
That reminds me I need to cut out the good scenes and dump the crap ones.

I wonder if anyone has HD porn. That would be interesting to watch.

[Pete]

That reminds me I need to cut out the good scenes and dump the crap ones.

I wonder if anyone has HD porn. That would be interesting to watch.

It's not common but it's starting to pop up. There's even a pay site that specializes in it. Also, pörn trackers often have some HD-DVDs. It seems to me it's unnecesarily large though.

[Ephemeral]

i saw REAL SQUIRTING ACTION HD-DVD RIP the other day

it's hard to say if it was real though

[AIRIC]

So Pete you pulled some black metal **** on this guy after he broke your hard drive right?

[Kayetan]

Analog recording ftw.

This is by far the most truthful statement ever made on mx.

[Kayetan]

Sorry about your luck. I don't have any p0rn, but I can make some for you if you really want. It would just be me though, so I don't know if you'd dig. Do you dig that?

Also, I don't have a video camera, so it would just be pics.

[Pete]

The concern warms my frostbitten heart, but I feel a sincere "no thanks" is in order, Kayetan.

[stevensonmat2]

i saw REAL SQUIRTING ACTION HD-DVD RIP the other day

it's hard to say if it was real though

thats pretty much the epitome of HD porn

[Kayetan]

The concern warms my frostbitten heart, but I feel a sincere "no thanks" is in order, Kayetan.
OK, that's cool. I was a little nervous about it anyway, as it would have been my first time.

[Pete]

Okay then, I don't like amateur stuff anyway.