I hate these kinds of radio commercials with a burning passion

[Ando!]

Operator: Hello! Thanks for calling, what can I do for you?
Customer: Hi. I'm calling to ask, "What's the catch?"
Operator: Sorry, sir?
Customer: What's the catch? I read your offer, and it is just too good to be true!
Operator (laughing): Oh no, sir, there's no catch! Our service really does give you everything we say it does! And it's completley free!
Customer (shocked): Really? It's free? Get out!
Operator: However, there is one thing I failed to mention...
Customer (hopes dissapating): Oh? A catch, right? I knew it....
Operator: With your free order, we'll also throw in this incredible bonus item completley free!
Customer: It's Free? YES!!

I mean, they weren't funny the first time

[Chaindrive]

I hate the local ones that feature someone's kid.

[Ando!]

Also:

Old Man: So that's why I never eat crabs! And that ends that story!
Kids: YAAAYYYY! Tell us another one, grandpa!
Old Man: There's a sale at Penny's this week!
Kids: What?????

[Chaindrive]

Ugh.

[Ando!]

hey kimmie.

[Pete]

Quit it.

[Chaindrive]

Quit what?

[Pete]

Starting threads that resort to just saying hi to each other. You're wasting my internet.

[Chaindrive]

Ososorry.

[Pete]

Okay. This one time.

Hey Kimmie.

[Chaindrive]

Hey Petter. 'Sup?

[Pete]

Not much.

You?

[Black Ink]

I'm gonna go make a commercial like that right now.

[Chaindrive]

Not much. Hopefully getting a job soon.

He broke your hard drive?

Kill him.

[Pete]

I've been off work for a few days because I've been sick, but with christmas and new years and all, I'll only work like 11-12 days this months so I can't wait to see my paycheck :(

He'll buy me a new one, I think.

[Chaindrive]

Problem is, if he buys you a new one, no previous content.

Why do people not get this fact?

[Ando!]

I'm gonna go make a commercial like that right now.

I'm warning you it won't work

[Pete]

Problem is, if he buys you a new one, no previous content.

Why do people not get this fact?

I know, I've come to terms with that. No use crying over spilled milk/lost data.

Right..? :upset:

[Chaindrive]

I've done it a time or two in my life.

[Retrovertigo]

I hate the local ones that feature someone's kid.

haha theres this one in ottawa for vacuums

it goes back and forth between the owner and his daughter, and at the end, he says 'get back to work erin >: ('

makes me lol

[Chaindrive]

I especially hate the ones (car commercial here) where the kid is like 8 and screaming.

Just shut up.

[Ando!]

Then there's the whole thing where they pretend to be drill sergents. Don't they realize how futile their marketing strategy is?