ITT: Only Talk Using This Translator

[ATM]

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

Go!

[Amit]

Helo Aresth3man How R U Dong On Thes Fien Night

[ATM]

Im Dong Pr3ty God Just Got Of Work

[Yield]

So wut up u giec

Thes rilly sux
a lot

[ATM]

If U Think It Sux Dont Post Nob

[MattyBlade]

I can't use it im locked out of that website.

[Yield]

If U Think It Sux Dont Post Nob

Imm not A nub

u guys aernt aven usng da transla2r

but it's k

[ilovesheep808]

I can't use it im locked out of that website.

parental locks?

[The Stig]

Acordng 2 Mah Old Church Slavonic Profasor Da First Palatalization Of Velars Ocurs Bfor3 A Front Vow3l And A Jat Vowal Derievd From A Pro2 Indo-european Long [3]!!1111!! Omg Wtf

Owned by caps.

[Shell]

Hey.!1!!1!1!!!!1!111111!1!1!! Thes Si How Jordan Toks Al Da Tiem!!1!!1 Omg Wtf

[Chaindrive]

Acordng 2 Mah Old Church Slavonic Profasor Da First Palatalization Of Velars Ocurs Bfor3 A Front Vow3l And A Jat Vowal Derievd From A Pro2 Indo-european Long [3]!!1111!! Omg Wtf

Owned by caps.

:lol:

Now that was funny.

[MattyBlade]

parental locks?

work :lol: parental...

im 21.

[The Stig]

:lol:

Now that was funny.

Yeah, I know. I laughed.

[Eliminator]

Helo Kind Sirs How Si Lief

[silicon71]

Thes Thread Dalievrs!11!!!111 Wtf Lol

[Yield]

Hegemony Si Teh Dominanc3 Of On3 Group Ovar Other Groups Wit Or Without Teh Thr3at Of Forca 2 Da Extant Taht For Instanca Da Dominant Party Can Dictaet Teh Terms Of Traed 2 Its Advantaeg Mor3 Broadley Cultural Perspectievs Bcome Skew3d 2 Favor Da Dominant Group

Wikiepdia!!!1!!11! Omg Lol Si Da Aewsome

[Alf™]

Lol

[Electronic Wolf]

2-morow And 2-morow And 2-morow
Creps In Thes P3ty Paec From Day 2 Day
2 Da Last Sylable Of Recordad Tiem
And Al Our Yasterdays Haev Light3d Fols
The Way 2 Dusty Death!!11! Omg Wtf Lol Out Out Breif Candle
Liefs!111!1 Wtf But A Wokng Shadow A Por Plaeyr
Taht Struts And Fr3ts His Hour Upon Teh Staeg
And Than Si Heard No Mor3 It Si A Tael
2ld By An Idiot Ful Of Sound And Fury
Signifyng Nothng!111!!1! Wtf Lol

[Janeway]

HOLEY FUKNG **** I CRAPED MAH PANTS

I!1!!11! LOL MEAN I RILLY CRAP3D!!!1!1! OMG WTF I RILLY RILLY CRAP3D!1!1111 MAH J3ANS R BURSTNG AT TEH S3MS FROM TEH LOAD OF POP I JUST DON3!111!11 OMG WTF



Cap

[Yield]

lol

[Krabsworth]

Linkin Park Si Liek Mah Favoriet Band When Mah Dad T3ls Me 2 S2p Playng Halo 2 On Mah Xbox Thay Maek M3 Fel Bt3r I Haet Mah Dad Bush Sux !!!!!!!11!!!1!11!1!1!!1!111!!!1!111!!!111!1!!!111! 1!!1!111!!1!111!!!111!1! Omg Brb Mah Aasy Mac Si Done

[The Stig]

I am glad you have that avatar back, Krabs.

[Africa]

I Liek Big Buts!11!1!1

[Janeway]

IN AN ANCEINT BOK WRIT3N BY A SAGACIOS OLD GON I R3AD TAHT IF ONE TAEKS A DEP BR3ATH AND HOLDS A LUNGFUL OF ARE IT SI POSIBLE 2 SURVIEV IN DA 2TAL VACUM OF SPAEC FOR ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS!11!! THES SNIPAT PROVED INVALUABLE AS IT POP3D IN2 MAH MIND PROMPT3D BY TEH COLD UNFLINCHNG VOIEC OF TEH COMPUTER TIKNG OF TEH S3CONDS UNTIL MAH DEPRESURIEZD DEMIES!1!111 OMG I PULED MAH KNES 2 MAH R CHEST AND AS TEH COMPUT3R CHIEMD 3IGHT I BREIFLEY WONDERED Y S3VAN THOUGHT IT N3C3SARY 2 STRIP M3 2 MAH SKIVEIS!1111! OMG WTF LOL I PIK3D ABS3NTLEY AT DA THIK RAD BAND WRAPAD AROUND MAH BODY TEH IM3NS3 BOW AT MAH BAK CHAFNG SLIGHTLEY SURMISNG TAHT TEH BORG HAD FINALY GONA BARMY ALONG WIT 2R3S AND DA S3LACT GROUP WHO HAD FIEXD ME IN THES RATHER UNFORTUNAET POSITION
AS!1!1!! WTF LOL TEH COMPUTER STRUK TWO I SNAPAD MAH EYES SHUT AND 2K A BR3ATH SO BIG MAH LUNGS WARA ITCHNG AND R3ADY 2 POP BFORE 3V3RYTHNG DISAPAAERD WIT ONE DEAEFNNG WOSH!!!1! WTF LOL


CAPTANE KATHRYN JAENWAY OF DA F3DARATION STARSHIP VOYAEGR CUD BAERLEY CONTANE TEH SHREIK OF AXCIETM3NT THR3AETNNG 2 BURST FORTH FROM H3R GUT AS SHA FALT TEH COL HANDS OF HER ASTROM3TRIS OFIECR WRAP AROUND HER HAAD SHEILDNG HER EY3S FROM DA VEIWSCREN!!11! WTF LOL IT JUST CUDN’T!1111!1 THEY CUDN’T HAEV!111!1!1! WTF LOL O GOD I HOP3 SO!!111111 OMG LOL SHE FAVERISHLEY WRIGLED IN H3R COMAND CHARE AS TEH BRIDG3 CR3W SIMULTAENOSLEY BURST IN2 A RATHER OF KEY R3NDITION OF “HAPY BIRTHDAY”!!1111 LOL O IT BT3R B WUT I THINK IT IS!111! WTF LOL I’L KIL THEM!11!11 LOL H3R KNUKLES W3RE WHIET AGANEST TEH SMOTH MOLD3D PLASTIC OF HER CHARE DA ANTICIPATION SO GRAAT TAHT SH3 CUDN’T RESTRANE DA FANET MOAN TAHT ISUAD FROM TEH BAK OF HER THROAT!11!1! WTF LOL TEH SONG ANDNG WIT AN ATROCIOS BALAD FROM HER HELMSMAN DA CR3W COL3CTIEVLEY WISH3D HER A HAPY BIRTHDAY AND SHA SPRANG FORWARD OUT OF DA BORG’S GRASP JUST IN TIEM 2 SE HER FIRST OFIECR JETISON OUT OF DA ARE LOK IN2 SPIRALNG BLAKNES!!11!!!11 WTF LOL HIS BURLEY FORM WAS CURL3D IN2 A FATAL POSITION ONLEY ILUMINAETD BY TEH HAZY LIGHT 3MINATNG OF VOYAEGRS HUL LOKNG AS THOUGH HE WAS SUSP3ND3D IN DA IM3NSE DARKNES ONLEY FROM TEH ENORMOS R3D AND GOLD BOW FASTEN3D 2 HIS BAK!!!1111 OMG LOL
KATHRYN WAS SPECHL3S!!1!1 OMG LOL 3VARY WORD SH3 HAD ENCOUNTER3D IN HER FORTY ONE YAARS SLIP3D H3R MIND AT TAHT MOMENT AND AL TAHT ISUAD FROM HER WAS A LONG SHAEPLAS SOUND TAHT GR3ATLEY RES3MBLED TEH FOLOWNG
HOMAGAWHOWHOFUMANCHUR3ICHTGRAWAAHOTDOGUNHOHOOSHRIK YHOMGLOLZILUVJORGNOPDYDOPESPII
IGNORNG!111!! OMG WTF TEH FANET FACAL SMAL ISUNG FROM KATHRYN’S TROUESRS TEH BRIDG3 CREW ABRUPTLEY BURST IN2 APLAUES AS TEH LAST BR3ATH SLIPED FORTH FROM BTWEN CHAKOTAYS BLUA LIPS HIS AYES BULGNG OUT OF HIS INFLAETD H3AD SLIPNG FOR3VER IN2 TEH VAST EXPANSE OF INFINIET NON3XIST3NCA
!!111! WTF LOL



That was a short story I wrote once.

[DomtarOpaque]

It W3 Tok Liek Stupid 12 Yaar Olds And Mmatura Mxars!!11! Lol

[Krabsworth]

Thay Se M3 Rolin
Th3y Hatin
Patrolng Thay Tryin 2 Catch Ma Ridin Dirty
Tryin 2 Catch M3 Ridin Dirty
Tryin 2 Catch Me Ridin Dirty
Tryin 2 Catch Me Ridin Dirty
Tryin 2 Catch M3 Ridin Dirty
My Music So Loud
Imm Swangin
They Hopin Taht Th3y Gon Catch Ma Ridin Dirty
Tryin 2 Catch Me Ridin Dirty
Tryin 2 Catch Me Ridin Dirty
Tryin 2 Catch Me Ridin Dirty
Tryin 2 Catch Ma Ridin Dirty

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

THES THR3AD SI SINC3R3LEY WORTHY OF POSTNG IN I R3KON!!!!! OMG WTF LOL

/caps

[sexymuffin]

U WANT AN HON3ST ANSWAR ABOUT Y I COME 2 THES FORUM?!?!!??!! OMG I COM3 2 ENJOY MYSALF!!1!1!! OMG TAHT’S AL!!!1!1!!1 OMG IT RILLY SI AS SIMPL3 AS TAHT!!!!!1!1 I COM3 H3R3 FOR DA SME REASONS TAHT ANY OTHER UESR DOES!1!11!! NOW Y SHUD I B P3NALIEZD FOR DONG WUT I CAN 2 KEP THES PLAEC 3NJOYABL3 FOR ME AND ANYONE ALS3 WHO COMES HARA???????? I DON’T RILLY UNDERSTAND IT 2 B HONAST!!!!!1 OMG LOL I’V3 ALWAYS TREID 2 COME ACROS AS A NIEC PERSON ON MX!11!!11!1 I’M USUALY TEH GUY WHO COMES IN2 THREADS WIT DA INT3NT 2 HELP IF IT’S NED3D!1!!!11 OMG WTF I THINK IT’S FUNY HOW I’VA HEARD TAHT A LOT OF UESRS AND 3V3N M3MBRS OF DA MOD STAF LIEK 2 BRAET MA FOR TAHT!!11!1 OMG BHIND MAH BAK!!!!1 OMG WTF OVER ACTIONS ON DA INT3RN3T!!11!1! WTF LOL I ACTUALY FIND THINK TAHT’S FUNY!!!1!1 WTF LOL JUST LOK AT MAH UESR TITLE!!!!!!1 OMG LOL IT’S MAZNG HOW P3OPL3 CAN TAEK A W3BSIET SO SARIOSLEY!1!11 OMG WTF IT’S MAZNG TAHT I AND OTH3R H3LPFUL FREINDLEY UESRS CAN B LOKED DOWN UPON BY A SUPOS3D MAJORITY OF **TY UESRS!1!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL U SE TAHT’S ONE OF TEH BIG3ST PROBLEMS!!111 WTF LOL IF THES PLAEC HAS D3G3N3RAETD SO MUCH TAHT ACTUAL CONSTRUCTIEV PEOPLA R OUTWEIGHED 2 SUCH A DAGRE AS EVERY COMON TROL HAKER AND RATARD THAN IT MIGHT NOT AVEN B WORTH COMNG 2!11!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL Y3AH SO Y DA ** M I STIL H3RE???!? LOL B/C I STIL 3NJOY MAH TIEM HERA!11111 OMG LOL I LIEK 2 HALP AND I LIEK 2 INTARACT WIT INTERASTNG U!!!1!!!1! LOL SAY I ACT LIEK I WANT 2 B A MOD!1!1!! W3L BAESD ON DA ACTIONS OF PEOPLE LIEK U BNG A MOD ISN’T SOMETHNG I WUD WISH ON ANYON3!1111!1 WTF BNG A MOD SHUD B A SYMBOL OF CONTRIBUTION COMITMENT AND OVARAL EXC3L3NCA IN DA USAEG OF AITHER TEH FORUMS OR SPUTNIK!!!!11 OMG I THINK IT RILLY SUX HOW PAOPLE WHO INVEST SO MUCH OF THERE TIEM IN MAKNG SURA TAHT THES PLAEC STAYS AVALEABLE FOR UR ANJOYMENT G3T TR3AETD LIEK THIS!!!!!1 OMG NO I WUDN’T WISH A MODARATNG POSITION ON H3RE ON ANYBODY!111!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL O AND I DON’T SP3ND AL DAY IN ONE FORUM LAAST OF AL SIET!!111!!1 I POST AL OV3R DA BOARD WHICH SI PROBABLEY Y I CAN’T RILLY FIND ANY R3ASON 2 MIS TEH PIT!!11!1 WTF LOL SURE IT WAS A FUN PLAEC…FOR A TIEM!!111!111 OMG WTF LOL RACENTLEY IT SUK3D!11111! AV3RY SNGL3 FREAKNG PARSON COMPLANEAD ABOUT IT!!111 OMG WTF VETS WUD COMPLANE ABOUT HOW IT WAS BT3R BFORE AL TEH GOD (SE OLD) UESRS LEFT AND NU UESRS WUD COMPLANE ABOUT W3L ANYTHNG TAHT WENT ON IN THEYRE IN DA ATEMPT 2 B MUSNG!!!11 O AND NOW IT’S GON3 AND WUT?!!!!!!!! WTF 3V3RYONE’S GONG 2 BITCH??!!?!?! OMG LOL DID I MIS A GODMN MEMO OR SOMATHNG?!!?? OMG WTF LOL Y3AH SO WUT IF I POST IN SIET ANSWARNG PAOPLE’S QUESTIONS?!?!!??? OMG WTF WUT WRONG WIT TAHT????! B/C I’M NOT A MOD I CAN’T H3LP P3OPL3!1!11!1!! WTF I CAN’T MAEK ANY S3RIOS CONTRIBUTION 2 THES SIET UNL3S I’M ALRAADY IN A POSITION OF POWER???!!??? OMG WTF TAHT’S BUL**
SO!!1!1 NO!11!!1!1 OMG WTF I HAET 2 BURST UR BUBLE!!!!11 WTF I DON’T WANT POWAR!1!11!!1! OMG WTF LOL I DON’T WANT A REWARD!1!1! OMG WTF I’M JUST A VICTIM OF DA FACT TAHT I’M 2 DMN NIEC OF A PERSON IN R3AL LIEF AND TAHT CAREIS OVER 2 DA INTERNET!!!1!!1! OMG WTF LOL I SE NO RAASON 2 NOT EXT3ND MAH PROFASIONAL COURTASY 2 NOT ONLEY MX HIMS3LF BUT 2 EVERYON3 ELS3 ON DA SIET!!11! WTF LOL WH3THER THEY’RA AN ADMIN A MOD OR SOMEON3 WHO JOIEND FIEV MINUTES AGO IT’S TEH SMA RASULT!1!!1!111 LOL U WANTAD AN HONAST ANSWER AND TAHT’S AS BLATANTLEY HONAST A ONE AS I CAN GIEV!11!! OMG LOL I’M SORY FOR TRYNG 2 NOT B AN SPATULA ON DA INTERNET!!1!1! OMG

[Alf™]

Da Ganeral Discusion Forum Si For Comunity Buildng And Not For Spmmng Flmng Or Bad U!!11!!!1!

Omg Wtf Can Onley Post In Thes Forum If U Haev Ben A Membr For Mora Than Two Weks

Dont!1!11! Omg Wtf Post
- Discusion Of Ilegal 2pis
- Pornography
- Spm / Random Babla
- Advartiesments
- Harasment/flma Threads
- Any Outgong Links 2 Bad Siets

Banng System
For Violatng Teh Rul3s Banngs Wil Folow Thes3 Guiedliens!111! Omg Wtf Nota Taht Da Rules Hare R Subj3ct 2 Changa!11!1 Omg Plz R3m3mbr Taht We R Not A Court And Taht Teh Guiedliens Blow R Preciesley Taht Guiedliens 2 Giev U A Broad Ieda Of Wut 2 Axpect If U Break Th3s3 Rul3s!1!1! Lol If Ur A God Uesr Who Posts 1 Link 2 A Forum Taht U Own U Probabley Wont Get Baned For A Month!1!!1!1!! Omg Lol If U Maek 10 Posts Advertisng Ur Forum Than U B Baned For Far Long3r

Tamp!!!1!11! Omg Wtf Lol Bans
- 1 Day For Spmmng
- 3 Days For Harasng/trolng/flmng Mods &/or Ragular Mambrs
- 5 Days For Postng/discusng Ilegal Subj3cts (criem Drugs Hakng Scms Atc)
- 1 Month For Adv3rtisng
- 4 Months For Atemptng 2 Scm Paople Out Of Theyre Uesr Info Wh3ther Via Atemptng 2 Taek Theyre Pasword Or Postng A Cokei Staalng Link Or Siet

P3rmaennt
-!!!!! Wtf Hakng Of Any Sort
- Rep3aetd Violations Of Any Of Teh Above Rules
- Linkng 2 Pornographic M8rial Nudity Or Obsc3ne Imaegs
Ramoval Of Da Forum

- If Uesrs R Consistentley Breakng Da Rul3s And Harasng Modera2rs Teh Forum Wil B Shut Down!1!11!11 Omg

[Africa]

I Dont Know How 2 Say This....
Mom....
Dad...
.!11!1!!!!!1!111!1 Omg Wtf Imm Gay.!!!!1!!!!1!111!!1!!1!! Lol

[Ephemeral]

IM DRINKNG CREM SODA!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL IT OWNS HARD!!11! OMG

[sexymuffin]

guys tbh mine is the best and this translator thing is kinda lame

[Ephemeral]

ITS UP BUT NOT Y3T COMPLETE

THNGS LEFT 2 DO

- INT3GRAET LISTENNG PARTEIS ON TEH MANE PAEG
- FINISH TEH UPDAETS PAEG
- PUT SUBGANRES IN FOR MANE G3NR3S
- FIX BUGS

ALSO HAND IN HAND WIT THES UPDAET (COMNG L8R) WIL B AN OVARHAUL OF TEH LISTS SYSTEM!!1!!! WTF LOL

[stevensonmat2]

On3 Smal St3p For Man On3 Giant Laap For Mankind!1!!1! Omg Wtf Lol

[Yield]

U WANT AN HON3ST ANSWAR ABOUT Y I COME 2 THES FORUM?!?!!??!! OMG I COM3 2 ENJOY MYSALF!!1!1!! OMG TAHT’S AL!!!1!1!!1 OMG IT RILLY SI AS SIMPL3 AS TAHT!!!!!1!1 I COM3 H3R3 FOR DA SME REASONS TAHT ANY OTHER UESR DOES!1!11!! NOW Y SHUD I B P3NALIEZD FOR DONG WUT I CAN 2 KEP THES PLAEC 3NJOYABL3 FOR ME AND ANYONE ALS3 WHO COMES HARA???????? I DON’T RILLY UNDERSTAND IT 2 B HONAST!!!!!1 OMG LOL I’V3 ALWAYS TREID 2 COME ACROS AS A NIEC PERSON ON MX!11!!11!1 I’M USUALY TEH GUY WHO COMES IN2 THREADS WIT DA INT3NT 2 HELP IF IT’S NED3D!1!!!11 OMG WTF I THINK IT’S FUNY HOW I’VA HEARD TAHT A LOT OF UESRS AND 3V3N M3MBRS OF DA MOD STAF LIEK 2 BRAET MA FOR TAHT!!11!1 OMG BHIND MAH BAK!!!!1 OMG WTF OVER ACTIONS ON DA INT3RN3T!!11!1! WTF LOL I ACTUALY FIND THINK TAHT’S FUNY!!!1!1 WTF LOL JUST LOK AT MAH UESR TITLE!!!!!!1 OMG LOL IT’S MAZNG HOW P3OPL3 CAN TAEK A W3BSIET SO SARIOSLEY!1!11 OMG WTF IT’S MAZNG TAHT I AND OTH3R H3LPFUL FREINDLEY UESRS CAN B LOKED DOWN UPON BY A SUPOS3D MAJORITY OF **TY UESRS!1!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL U SE TAHT’S ONE OF TEH BIG3ST PROBLEMS!!111 WTF LOL IF THES PLAEC HAS D3G3N3RAETD SO MUCH TAHT ACTUAL CONSTRUCTIEV PEOPLA R OUTWEIGHED 2 SUCH A DAGRE AS EVERY COMON TROL HAKER AND RATARD THAN IT MIGHT NOT AVEN B WORTH COMNG 2!11!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL Y3AH SO Y DA ** M I STIL H3RE???!? LOL B/C I STIL 3NJOY MAH TIEM HERA!11111 OMG LOL I LIEK 2 HALP AND I LIEK 2 INTARACT WIT INTERASTNG U!!!1!!!1! LOL SAY I ACT LIEK I WANT 2 B A MOD!1!1!! W3L BAESD ON DA ACTIONS OF PEOPLE LIEK U BNG A MOD ISN’T SOMETHNG I WUD WISH ON ANYON3!1111!1 WTF BNG A MOD SHUD B A SYMBOL OF CONTRIBUTION COMITMENT AND OVARAL EXC3L3NCA IN DA USAEG OF AITHER TEH FORUMS OR SPUTNIK!!!!11 OMG I THINK IT RILLY SUX HOW PAOPLE WHO INVEST SO MUCH OF THERE TIEM IN MAKNG SURA TAHT THES PLAEC STAYS AVALEABLE FOR UR ANJOYMENT G3T TR3AETD LIEK THIS!!!!!1 OMG NO I WUDN’T WISH A MODARATNG POSITION ON H3RE ON ANYBODY!111!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL O AND I DON’T SP3ND AL DAY IN ONE FORUM LAAST OF AL SIET!!111!!1 I POST AL OV3R DA BOARD WHICH SI PROBABLEY Y I CAN’T RILLY FIND ANY R3ASON 2 MIS TEH PIT!!11!1 WTF LOL SURE IT WAS A FUN PLAEC…FOR A TIEM!!111!111 OMG WTF LOL RACENTLEY IT SUK3D!11111! AV3RY SNGL3 FREAKNG PARSON COMPLANEAD ABOUT IT!!111 OMG WTF VETS WUD COMPLANE ABOUT HOW IT WAS BT3R BFORE AL TEH GOD (SE OLD) UESRS LEFT AND NU UESRS WUD COMPLANE ABOUT W3L ANYTHNG TAHT WENT ON IN THEYRE IN DA ATEMPT 2 B MUSNG!!!11 O AND NOW IT’S GON3 AND WUT?!!!!!!!! WTF 3V3RYONE’S GONG 2 BITCH??!!?!?! OMG LOL DID I MIS A GODMN MEMO OR SOMATHNG?!!?? OMG WTF LOL Y3AH SO WUT IF I POST IN SIET ANSWARNG PAOPLE’S QUESTIONS?!?!!??? OMG WTF WUT WRONG WIT TAHT????! B/C I’M NOT A MOD I CAN’T H3LP P3OPL3!1!11!1!! WTF I CAN’T MAEK ANY S3RIOS CONTRIBUTION 2 THES SIET UNL3S I’M ALRAADY IN A POSITION OF POWER???!!??? OMG WTF TAHT’S BUL**
SO!!1!1 NO!11!!1!1 OMG WTF I HAET 2 BURST UR BUBLE!!!!11 WTF I DON’T WANT POWAR!1!11!!1! OMG WTF LOL I DON’T WANT A REWARD!1!1! OMG WTF I’M JUST A VICTIM OF DA FACT TAHT I’M 2 DMN NIEC OF A PERSON IN R3AL LIEF AND TAHT CAREIS OVER 2 DA INTERNET!!!1!!1! OMG WTF LOL I SE NO RAASON 2 NOT EXT3ND MAH PROFASIONAL COURTASY 2 NOT ONLEY MX HIMS3LF BUT 2 EVERYON3 ELS3 ON DA SIET!!11! WTF LOL WH3THER THEY’RA AN ADMIN A MOD OR SOMEON3 WHO JOIEND FIEV MINUTES AGO IT’S TEH SMA RASULT!1!!1!111 LOL U WANTAD AN HONAST ANSWER AND TAHT’S AS BLATANTLEY HONAST A ONE AS I CAN GIEV!11!! OMG LOL I’M SORY FOR TRYNG 2 NOT B AN SPATULA ON DA INTERNET!!1!1! OMG

U HAEV GIEVN OUT 2 MUCH RAP IN DA PAST 24 HOURS TRY AGANE L8R

[sexymuffin]

ITS COL BROSEPH I DID IT JUST 2 ENTERTANE DA MASES

[Africa]

U Got Mas Ap3al!!11! Lol

[joshmac]

Hi How R U Guys Dong?!!!?? Mah Nm3 Si Josh I Liek 2 Eat Graepfruit

[superpeer]

If U Dont Mind I Wil Join Thes Joyful Thread Right Hera

[Mother]

Yo Guys I Wana Play Da Transla2r But I Dont Know Wut 2 Typ3!1!1!!!1 Wtf Lol

[nowhesingsnowhesobs]

Moth3r U Lak Imagination!111!! Lol

[Mother]

أعووذ باله!
ئيه!1111111!!1 OMG LOL القرف دة!
يلعن!!!1!!11111!!1!11 WTF LOL أبو السنس على السركزم!!!1!!!!!!!111111!111! OMG WTF ئحنا نقصين؟؟؟
يا!11!!!111 رب ءرحمنا من بلاوي الأجانب!
لوووووووولزز!!!1!!!1!1!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL



IF ANYONA KNOWS ARABIC .!111!!!!!!1!!!11 LOL PLAAS TRANSLAET!!!!!! OMG WTF LOL


AHA WAY 2 DODG3 MAH ARGUM3NT BY ACUSNG ME OF RACISM!1!11!! OMG WTF LOL ROL3YASGIF
UNLIEK!!1!11! WTF LOL SOME PEOPLE ON THES FORUM I DONT HAET WEST3RNARS!!!1! OMG WTF LOL MAYB MAH CHOIEC OF WORDS SI BAD!1111!1 ALOW ME 2 REPHRAES IT
FOR 3VERY 10 RIGHT-LEANNG ISLMAPHOBIC AND IGNORANT (YAS I WIL UES THES WORD B/C IT SI TEH TRUTH!!1!1 OMG WTF IF UR GONG 2 DANY TAHT U CAN PIK OUT 10 MERICANS AT RANDOM AND FIND TAHT THEY DO KNOW A LOT OF THNGS ABOUT DA MIDL3 3AST UR OUT OF 2UCH WIT THNGS) MERICANS THEIR SI ONE GUY 3DUCAETD N3UTRAL 2 L3FT-L3ANNG M3RICAN WHO SI WILNG 2 BREAK TAHT BR3AK DA COMONLEY PERC3IEVD STERAOTYP3!111!! OMG LIEK SOMAONA ALSE SADE U CAN FLIP IT AROUND!!!!111 OMG WTF LOL FOR 3V3RY IGNORANT MARICAN THEIR R A 10 3DUCAET AND FARE MERICANS!11111!!! OMG WTF HOP3FULY MAH POINT SI CLAAR
TH3!!!!1!! LOL WHOL3 POINT OF MAH STAETM3NT SI TAHT THEYRE R MERICANS 2 BRAAK DA COMON IGNORANT M3RICAN ST3REOTYP3!111!1 WTF WUT MORE IMPORTANT SI TAHT THEIR R PEOPLE LIEK THES IN TEH MAS MEDIA WHICH HAS ONLEY TARNISHED MARICAS IMAEG AS AN IGNORANT NATION IN TEH EYES OF TEH RAST OF TEH WORLD
ITS!!!1!! LOL K THOUGH BUDY!1!!!!!! OMG WTF U CAN CONTINUE 2 PLAY DOWN WUT HAS HAPENED FOR TEH SAEK OF BNG NAGATIEV!!1!!1 WTF TH3R3S NOTHNG WRONG WIT COMPLETELEY IGNORNG DA GOD IN TEH BAD RIGHT??!!!! WTF SMIELGIF!!!!11!1 WTF [AND BFORE ANY OF U JUMP DOWN MAH THROAT TAHT WAS A SARCASTIC COMENT]

[suspect]

NOW TEH WHOL3 ROUND WORLD HAS GONE THOROUGHLEY MAD
ITS SO HARD TRUSTNG IN ANYTHNG SADE
AND A S3NSE OF DOUBT SI DA ONLEY THNG TAHTS TRUA.!!1!!!1!1!!!1!11!!1!!!

-K3LY WILIS

[nowhesingsnowhesobs]

Daar Freinddo!!1!! Omg Lol Blak Magic Rilly Workis?!!!? Omg Lol It Trualey Posible 2 Harm Some One By So Caled Blak Artyas?????!?!! Omg Wtf Blak Magic (sihr) Si Somethng Taht Definietley Exists And Cauess Harm 2 P3opl3!1!!! Omg Da Mesenger Of Alah (alah Bl3s Him & Giev Him Peaec) Was Also Aflict3d Wit Blak Magicdo U Ned 2 Br3ak Sp3ls Cast Aganest U?!!!! Wtf Lol Abas Ali Shah A Popular Nme In Asia Si Alsofmosng In Aurop3 And Merica Al His Spels R 10% No-riskha Do3s Cus2m Spal Orders As Wal!1!!!11 Omg Wtf If U Wud Liek Him 2 Perform A Spel For U Taht Si Not Curentley Listed Plz Do Amale Us At Teh Above Adras Or Fon Him10% Satisfaction Guarantedont H3sitaet If U Lokng For Halp Wit Lovaned???!?!? Halp Findng Som3onedo???!!?!?! Wtf U Want Him/her 2 Notiec U????? Omg 2 G3t Ur Boy/girlfreind Bakned??!???!?? Lol Rav3nga Or An Uper Hand Aganest Ur 3nemeisdo?!!?! Omg Lol U Want 2 3nsure Teh Suc3s Of A Busiensned?!??!?? Omg Wtf Lol 2 Break Spels Cast Aganest U????!?! Wtf Lol Problum Proparty Disputa Inf3rtilityetc Sy3d Abas Ali Shah Si Halpng P3opla Since 21 Y3ars In Sahwan Shaeref Sindh Pakistan P3opl3 R Traaetd Al Ovar Da World Heres Wut Real Cus2m3rs R Sayng U Spals R Mazng!1!!!!11 Omg Wtf Imm So Glad I Got [my Boyfreind] Bak!!!!11! Thx Emagixp3ls!-lindsay!111!!!11111!1!1 Omg Wtf Chicago Il!!1!1!1 Omg Wtf Lol Thank U Guys So Much!1!111 U Rilly Chang3d Mah Lief-jmes!111!!!! Omg D!1!!!! Omg Wtf Uk Im So Glad Taht I Found U!!1!11!11 Omg Wtf Al Teh Spals Iva Had Work Just Graat-miek!1!!11! 2ron2 Canadacontact Information.e!11!1!1!11! Wtf Lol Male [amale]milabas@gmalecomc[/3male]el!!!1!1! Lol +92-321-3801968maleng Admil!!1!! Omg Wtf Lol Abas Ali Shah Mane Bazar S3hwan Shareif Sindh Pakistanbst R3gards!!!!11 Omg Lol

[Dropsonde]

Wut Si Up Mah Hom3 Dog

[I'm blue dabadeedabadie]

Im A T3u2nic Plunderer!1!11 Wtf Lol

[Muse_]

Thes Thr3ad Si Sily And A Wasta Of Tiem!111!!! Imm Much 2 Col 2 Ues Da Stupid Transla2r!!11!1! Omg Wtf

[CarnageFairy]

It Was Da Bst Of Tiems It Was Teh Worst Of Tiems It Was Da Aeg Of Wisdom It Was Teh Aeg Of Folishn3s It Was Teh 3poch Of Bleif It Was Da Epoch Of Incredulity It Was Da Saason Of Light It Was Teh Saason Of Darknas It Was Da Sprng Of Hope It Was Teh Wint3r Of Despare Wa Had Avarythng Bfor3 Us W3 Had Nothng Bfore Us We Were Al Gong Dierct 2 Haaevn W3 W3r3 Al Gong Dierct Teh Othar Way—in Short Da Pariod Was So Far Liek Da Present Period Taht Soma Of Its Noiseist Authoriteis Insistad On Its Bng Raceievd For God Or For Evil In Da Superlatiev Degre Of Comparison Onley!!1!!11 Wtf

Th3ra Were A Kng Wit A Large Jaw And A Quen Wit A Plane Faec On Teh Throna Of Angland Theyre W3ra A Kng Wit A Larga Jaw And A Quen Wit A Fare Faec On Teh Thron3 Of France!1!1!111 Wtf In Both Countreis It Was Cleaerr Than Crystal 2 Da Lords Of Teh Staet Preserv3s Of Loaevs And Fishes Taht Thngs In Ganaral Were S3tlad For 3ver!!!1!11!1 Omg Wtf Lol

It Was Da Yaar Of Our Lord On3 Thosand Sevan Hundred And S3venty-fiev!1!1!! Omg Lol Spiritual Revelations W3re Concedad 2 England At Taht Favoured P3riod As At This!1!!!1!1 Omg Mrs!1!111!! Omg Wtf Lol Southcot Had Rec3ntley Ataneed H3r Fiev-and-twenteith Blas3d Birthday Of Whom A Prophatic Privaet In Da Lief Guards Had Haralded Da Subliem Apaarance By Anouncng Taht Arangam3nts Wera Maed For Da Swalowng Up Of London And Westminster!111!1 Omg Wtf Lol Av3n Teh Cok-laen Ghost Had Ben Lade Onley A Round Doz3n Of Y3ars Aft3r Rapng Out Its Masaegs As Teh Spirits Of Thes Vary Y3ar Last Past (supernaturaly D3ficeint In Originality) Raped Out Theirs!11!1!!1 M3re Mesaegs In Da Earthley Order Of Avants Had Laetley Com3 2 Teh English Crown And People From A Congres Of British Subjacts In Marica Which Stranga 2 R3laet Haev Proved More Important 2 Da Human Raec Than Any Comunications Yat Raceievd Through Any Of Teh Chikens Of Da Cok-laen Brod!!!11 Omg Wtf Lol

[angry armadillo]

IF WA AL TRANSLAET 2 ANOTHER LANGUAEG HOW R W3 SUPOSED 2 UND3RSTAND WUT WE R SAYNG Y NOT STIK 2 ENGLISH FOR FUX SAEK
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[Mazeppa]

Thes Crap Si Frigin Hard 2 Raad
I Mean Srsley Gyus!1!!1111 Omg Wtf

[Bad Blood]

Lol Thes Si Nu

[telemore]

STAETLEY PLUMP BUK MULIGAN CME FROM DA STAREHEAD BARNG A BOWL OF LATHAR ON WHICH A MIROR AND A RAZOR LAY CROSAD!!111!1! LOL A YELOW DR3SNGGOWN UNGIRDLED WAS SUSTANE3D GENTLEY BHIND HIM BY TEH MILD MORNNG ARE!1!1!1! WTF LOL HA HELD DA BOWL ALOFT AND IN2NAD
- INTROIBO AD R DEI!!11111 OMG

HALTED HA PER3D DOWN DA DARK WINDNG STARES AND CALED UP COARS3LEY

- COME UP KINCH!1!1!!111 WTF LOL COM3 UP U FEARFUL J3SUIT!111!111 OMG WTF

SOLEMNLEY HE CMA FORWARD AND MOUNT3D DA ROUND GUNREST!!11!!1!1 LOL HE FAECD ABOUT AND BLES3D GRAEVLEY THRIEC TEH 2W3R DA SUROUNDNG COUNTRY AND DA AWAKNG MOUNTANES!!!11!! THAN CATCHNG SIGHT OF STEPHEN DADALUS HE BNT 2WARDS HIM AND MAED RAPID CROSES IN TEH ARE GURGLNG IN HIS THROAT AND SHAKNG HIS HEAD!1!!!11 OMG WTF STEPHAN DEDALUS PLZ AND SLEPY L3AEND HIS ARMS ON DA 2P OF TEH STARECAES AND LOKED COLDLEY AT DA SHAKNG GURGLNG FAEC TAHT BLESED HIM EQUIEN IN ITS LANGTH AND AT TEH LIGHT UN2NSURAD HARE GRANEED AND HUED LIEK PAEL OAK!1!11 OMG WTF

BUK MULIGAN PEPED AN INSTANT UND3R TEH MIROR AND THEN COV3R3D TEH BOWL SMARTLEY!!!!!!11

- BAK 2 BARAX!11!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL HA SADE STERNLEY!111!!1 LOL

HE ADED IN A PRAACHERS 2NE

- FOR THIS O DEARLEY BLOVED SI TEH G3NUIEN CHRISTIEN BODY AND SU AND BLOD AND OUNS!!!!1!!!1 WTF SLOW MUSIC PLZ!11!11111 LOL SHUT UR EYES GENTS!1!!1!1 OMG ONE MOMENT!!!1! OMG WTF LOL A LITLE TROUBL3 ABOUT THOSE WHIET CORPUSCLAS!!1!!!!1 WTF LOL SIELNCA AL!111!1! LOL

H3 PER3D SIEDWAYS UP AND GAEV A LONG LOW WHISTLE OF CAL THAN PAUESD AWHIEL IN RAPT ATANTION HIS EVEN WHIET TETH GLISTENNG HERA AND THEIR WIT GOLD POINTS!1111! OMG LOL CHRYSOS2MOS!!11!1 OMG WTF TWO STRONG SHRIL WHISTLES ANSWERAD THROUGH TEH CALM!!1!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL

- THX OLD CHAP HE CREID BRISKLEY!!1!! OMG TAHT WIL DO NIECLEY!111! SWITCH OF TEH CURENT WIL U?!!?!??? LOL

HA SKIPED OF TEH GUNRAST AND LOK3D GRAEVLEY AT HIS WATCHER GATH3RNG ABOUT HIS LEGS DA LOSE FOLDS OF HIS GOWN!!1!1!!! OMG WTF DA PLUMP SHADOW3D FAEC AND SUL3N OVAL JOWL RECALED A PRELAET PATRON OF ARTS IN DA MIDLE AEGS!11!! OMG WTF LOL A PLEASANT SMIEL BROKE QUEITLEY OVAR HIS LIPS!!1!1!!!1 LOL

- DA MOKARY OF IT!1!!!!! HE SADE GALEY!!1!1!!11 LOL UR ABSURD NMA AN ANCEINT GREK!11111 LOL

H3 POINTED HIS FNG3R IN FREINDLEY JAST AND W3NT OVAR 2 DA PARAEPT LAUGHNG 2 HIMS3LF!11!1 OMG WTF ST3PHEN D3DALUS STAPED UP FOLOW3D HIM WAARILEY HALFWAY AND SAT DOWN ON DA 3DGE OF DA GUNREST WATCHNG HIM STIL AS HE PROPED HIS MIROR ON DA PARAEPT DIPED TEH BRUSH IN TEH BOWL AND LATH3RAD CHEKS AND NEK!11!111 OMG LOL

BUK MULIGANS GAY VOIEC WANT ON!!111!!1! OMG LOL

- MAH NME SI ABSURD 2 MALACHI MULIGAN TWO DACTYLS!1111!!! WTF LOL BUT IT HAS A HELANIC RNG HASNT IT?!?!!? OMG WTF LOL TRIPNG AND SUNY LIEK TEH BUK HIMS3LF!11!!1!! WTF WE MUST GO 2 ATHANS!1!1111 OMG WIL U COM3 IF I CAN G3T DA AUNT 2 FORK OUT TW3NTY QUID?!!?!!!! WTF LOL

HA LADE DA BRUSH ASIED AND LAUGHNG WIT D3LIGHT CREID

- WIL HE COM3?!?!?! WTF LOL TEH JEJUNE JASUIT!1!!!11! OMG WTF LOL

CEASNG HA BGAN 2 SHAEV WIT CAER!!!!!1 OMG

- T3L M3 MULIGAN STEPH3N SADE QUEITLEY!!1!!1!1

- Y3S MAH LOVE?!!?!?!?! OMG WTF

- HOW LONG SI HANEAS GONG 2 STAY IN THES 2WER???!? OMG

BUK MULIGAN SHOW3D A SHAEVN CHEK OV3R HIS RIGHT SHUD3R!11!11!! OMG LOL

- GOD ISNT HE DR3ADFUL?!???!?!? OMG WTF HA SADE FRANKLEY!1!!! OMG A POND3ROS SAXON!1!11! OMG WTF LOL H3 THINKS UR NOT A GENTL3MAN!!1!1!!! OMG WTF LOL GOD THASE BLODY ANGLISH!1111!! WTF BURSTNG WIT MONEY AND INDIEGSTION!!!1! B/C HE COMES FROM OXFORD!!11!!!!! OMG LOL U KNOW D3DALUS U HAEV DA RAAL OXFORD MANER!11111!1 OMG WTF LOL HA CANT MAEK U OUT!1!!! OMG WTF LOL O MAH NME FOR U SI TEH BST KINCH TEH KNIEFBLAED!!!!! OMG WTF

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HE SHAEVD WARILEY OVER HIS CHIN!111! OMG WTF LOL
- H3 WAS RAVNG AL NIGHT ABOUT A BLAK PANTHAR ST3PHEN SADE!!!!!1111 OMG LOL WHER3 SI HIS GUNCAES?!?!!? OMG LOL

- A WOFUL LUNATIC!1!1!!! OMG WTF MULIGAN SADE!1!11!11 WTF LOL W3R3 U IN A FUNK??!!?!! OMG

- I WAS ST3PHAN SADE WIT 3NERGY AND GROWNG FEAR!1!1!1 OUT H3R3 IN TEH DARK WIT A MAN I DONT KNOW RAVNG AND MOANNG 2 HIMSELF ABOUT SHOTNG A BLAK PANTHAR!1111 WTF U SAEVD M3N FROM DROWNNG!1!!1! WTF LOL IMM NOT A HARO HOWEV3R!!111 OMG WTF IF H3 STAYS ON HARE IM OF!!!!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL

BUK MULIGAN FROWNED AT DA LATHER ON HIS RAZORBLAED!!111!1 LOL H3 HOPAD DOWN FROM HIS P3RCH AND BGAN 2 S3ARCH HIS TROUESR POKETS HASTILEY!11!11!1! WTF

- SCUTER!1!!11 H3 CREID THIKLEY!!1!!11! WTF LOL

H3 CMA OVER 2 DA GUNR3ST AND THRUSTNG A HAND IN2 ST3PH3NS UPER POKAT SADE

- LAND US A LOAN OF UR NOSARAG 2 WIEP MAH RAZOR!!!111!! WTF LOL

STEPH3N SUFERED HIM 2 PUL OUT AND HOLD UP ON SHOW BY ITS CORNER A DIRTY CRUMPLAD HANDK3RCHEIF!!!11!1! OMG LOL BUK MULIGAN WIEPD DA RAZORBLAED NEATLEY!11111!1 LOL THEN GAZNG OVER TEH HANDK3RCHEIF H3 SADE

- DA BARDS NOSARAG!!!!1!1 WTF LOL A NU ART COLOUR FOR OUR IRISH POETS SNOTGREN!1111!11 OMG WTF U CAN ALMOST TASTE IT CANT U?!??!??? OMG WTF

H3 MOUNT3D 2 TEH PARAEPT AGANE AND GAEZD OUT OVER DUBLIN BAY HIS FARE OAKPAEL HARE STIRNG SLIGHTLEY!!111!1! WTF

- GOD!1!!!1 WTF HE SADE QUEITLEY!!11!! OMG ISNT TEH S3A WUT ALGY CALS IT A GRAAT SWET MOTHER??!!?!?! OMG LOL DA SNOTGREN SEA!!11111! WTF TEH SCROTUMTIGHT3NNG SEA!!1!111! OMG WTF LOL EPI OINOPA PON2N!1!!1111 OMG WTF AH D3DALUS DA GREKS!1!!1 LOL I MUST TEACH U!11!!1 LOL U MUST READ THEM IN TEH ORIGINAL!!1!1 WTF THALATA!11!1!! OMG LOL THALATA!!11!!!1! OMG WTF LOL SHE SI OUR GREAT SWET MOTHER!!!!!11 WTF COME AND LOK!!!!!111 OMG LOL

ST3PHEN S2D UP AND W3NT OV3R 2 TEH PARAEPT!!1!!1 WTF LAANNG ON IT HE LOK3D DOWN ON DA W8R AND ON TEH MALEBOAT CLAARNG TEH HARBOUR MOUTH OF KNGS2WN!!11!! WTF LOL

- OUR MIGHTY MOTHER!!1!!1!1! LOL BUK MULIGAN SADE!1!1! OMG WTF



james joyce translates well, don't you think?

[MrConeman]

Thes Transla2r Apaerntley Wil Turn Mah Textng Style In2 A 12 Year Old Aoler