Larsey Boy

[zekism]

Hey Guys Lets jus bitch about Lars...haha god hes gay...
sorry i just watched the some kind of monster dvd. i had to get it out of me
god hes jus such a little crybaby ay nd he even plays drums like a pansey.

[Ellx]

Hmm, what happened in the video?

[TormentorScott]

Hmm, what happened in the video?

If he's talking about the documentary, yeah... I remember watching it and thinking "is this guy f****ing serious?"

Wicked drama queen.

[keaton_86]

James was more of a bitch than lars.

In other news, this is a stupid thread.

[Bonham#1!]

If anyone is gay its Kirk.

He sits so gay, he talks so gay, he had leopard print socks, he owns a ranch, and on their behind the music he is heard to say [gay voice]"Oh thats so rock and roll"[/gay voice]

I rest my case

[jttdrummer14]

stupid topic unworthy of a thread, use the stronghold to bitch about someone.

noob season. :(

[White]

yea, this was definately not thread worthy, I understand what you saying, but we are trying to have a forum hree, stuff like this is what stops it from becoming the best it can.

[Zildjian]

**** you man. When millions of people start drumming because of your music then you can start talking

lets hear some audio of you, then we can compare you to lars

[MeaninglessPhoto]

**** you man. When millions of people start drumming because of your music then you can start talking

lets hear some audio of you, then we can compare you to lars

Damn ****ing right.

Im tired of people bashing a certain drummer, when that one person probably cant play a single thing that the drummer he bashed can play. ****ing n00bs.

[Jred250]

If it wasn't for Lars Ulrich, I wouldn't own a drumkit right now, If it wasn't for Lars Ulrich, Metallica would not have existed. And since Metallica got me into Metal in the first place (As it did many others) I think he is alot better than you!

You think lars ulrich is gay! Hmmm, he has kids.

Lars Ulrich:

1. Has Kids (Therefore cannot be gay)
2. Has more than 3 times your lifetime of earnings in his bank account
3. Has a kit that is probably 2000x's better than yours
4. Can probably play 4000x's better than you

Hes a crybaby? At least he doesn't wine about people better than him on the internet!

And I DEMAND audio from you. Thats even if you can play drums.

[Corkofski]

YAYYYY!!!

a n00b!!!

*chases after it with a net and tazer*

lars is a jew tho:
he talks funny
he got napster pwnd
anyone want to argue with THAT?

[Jred250]

YAYYYY!!!

a n00b!!!

*chases after it with a net and tazer*

lars is a jew tho:
he talks funny
he got napster pwnd
anyone want to argue with THAT?

Now those points are fair enough! I have no argument for that! Unless you wan't one of course! :smoke:

[TravisBarkerrules]

Just let the thread go away and dont make a huge deal about it.
Everyone in Metallica has children none are gay, something we all know

[Futuro]

Yes because we all know gay people cannot have children.....


oh wait.

[Brokensticks]

I hate the noob season. Although there doesn't seem to be as many as last year so far.

[Josiah]

just wait for the post christmas flood...

[Drum Phil]

Metallica are gay. Lars sucks dick compared to most other metal drummers.

Metallica suck.

The threadstarter however, sucks more than 'tallica and lars put together and thats saying something.

[FockerTheLopper]

stupid topic unworthy of a thread, use the stronghold to bitch about someone.

noob season. :(

*gets his shotgun* Cletus! Lets go huntin boy

[Dextrous]

His drumming is atleast creative.

[FockerTheLopper]

His drumming is atleast creative.

I hope thats sarcasm

[Drum Phil]

His drumming is atleast creative.

By creative you mean increasingly mind numbing?

[Dextrous]

It' easy but it doesnt have to be complex to be creative all it needs is to be different which it is.

[Josiah]

Metallica was able to make metal accessible to a public at a changing time in music.

Part of that was the simplistic nature. Sure, there were a lot of metal bands out there. But it just was a lil too metal.. and the rock bands, just weren't really rock enough.

Metallica bridged this gap with a section of music listeners that were reallylooking to latch onto something. And thus, they became a sensation.

Lar's drumming was simple, and it fit the music perfect. In being simple, it was inspiring, because now you could go play along to a world famous metal band that was really in. How cool is that for the aspiring drummer?


Metallic was the Beatles of the 80's.

[Bonham#1!]

Only less good

[FL3P]

Well said Jos.

[Jred250]

I couldn't have worded that better myself Josiah!

[Jezen]

If it wasn't for Lars Ulrich, I wouldn't own a drumkit right now, If it wasn't for Lars Ulrich, Metallica would not have existed. And since Metallica got me into Metal in the first place (As it did many others) I think he is alot better than you!

You think lars ulrich is gay! Hmmm, he has kids.

Lars Ulrich:

1. Has Kids (Therefore cannot be gay)
2. Has more than 3 times your lifetime of earnings in his bank account
3. Has a kit that is probably 2000x's better than yours
4. Can probably play 4000x's better than you

Hes a crybaby? At least he doesn't wine about people better than him on the internet!

And I DEMAND audio from you. Thats even if you can play drums.

1) Just because someone is homosexual, doesn't mean they can't have kids.
2) That is most deffinately true.
3) No, not necessarily. You haven't seen the TS's kit and Lars' kit is a Tama..
4) Realistically, if this kid is a n00b then yes Lars will be better for the moment, but if this kid practices a little bit, then it won't take him long to surpass Lars' level of ability.

[Josiah]

Haha anyone who uses money as a qualifying factor of being "better" at playing drums has no idea what they are talking about.

Lars got rich from playing in Metalica... he'd never be able to earn a fraction of that kind of income on his drumming skills alone.

[sLarkin20]

If he didn't have such an ego, and have said/done some stupid things in his life (Napster) , I doubt so many people would dislike him, as least as far as drummers go. A persons personality says a lot for them. I personally couldn't care less for the drummers that are exceptionally skillful, but present themselves as "better" then the average person. I think thats one of the reasons a lot of the greats like Peart, Weckl, Gadd, Colaitua , Donati, whoever else, have a much larger "drummer fan base." They and everyone else know they are Gods more or less, but they dont present themselves as such. Besides that I think Metallicas music is **** and I cant stand James' boing *** plain vocals in every song : ) Don't flame me for my opinions!

[Electric Requiem]

Metallic was the Beatles of the 80's.

Lars was the Ringo of the 80's.

[Jezen]

Lars got rich from playing in Metalica... he'd never be able to earn a fraction of that kind of income on his drumming skills alone.

Exactly. Talent? No.

Time and place to the max times ten.

[lordliquid]

besides why does it matter how someone sits or talks they are making music.. plase stick to the music guys!

[Matter]

Metallica was able to make metal accessible to a public at a changing time in music.

Part of that was the simplistic nature. Sure, there were a lot of metal bands out there. But it just was a lil too metal.. and the rock bands, just weren't really rock enough.

Metallica bridged this gap with a section of music listeners that were reallylooking to latch onto something. And thus, they became a sensation.

Lar's drumming was simple, and it fit the music perfect. In being simple, it was inspiring, because now you could go play along to a world famous metal band that was really in. How cool is that for the aspiring drummer?


Metallic was the Beatles of the 80's.

Word up. Although it was all down-hill after AJFA for me.

[FL3P]

Word!

[Damo]

Metallica was able to make metal accessible to a public at a changing time in music.

Part of that was the simplistic nature. Sure, there were a lot of metal bands out there. But it just was a lil too metal.. and the rock bands, just weren't really rock enough.

Metallica bridged this gap with a section of music listeners that were reallylooking to latch onto something. And thus, they became a sensation.

Lar's drumming was simple, and it fit the music perfect. In being simple, it was inspiring, because now you could go play along to a world famous metal band that was really in. How cool is that for the aspiring drummer?


Metallic was the Beatles of the 80's
I disagree with that last line but...

Metallica did definitely reach the mainstream market in the 90's, but Metallica are one of the pioneers of 'thrash' metal, which was by no means classed as 'simple'. The early 80's was a time of some huge transitions in music, one of them being that metal stopped being about leather and spikes and strated gearing more towards the gritty side of things.

For all Lars's shortfalls, he was an amazing spokesperson. He made drummers an important figure in a band, and not just the guy driving it.

I base a lot of Metallicas success around what they stood for. They targetted an untapped resource in thei type of audience and ran with it. In a time when punk was a little too out-there, and metal had a little too much leather, the average angry-Joe now had a band that could rock hard without all the glitz and it really paid off.

Metallica wrote some great songs and have an amazing live show. To be doing it for so long is a great achievement, even if what theyre writing now isnt a smidgeon of what it once was.




Oh, and threadstarter noob - Youre hanging ever so precariously on a banning. Start making some decent posts.

[drummguy731]

There's no point to this thread, why would we argue about our opinion of someone, opinions can't be proved, therefore no one person is right or wrong...

[We_Love_Lime]

If anyone is gay its Kirk.

He sits so gay, he talks so gay, he had leopard print socks, he owns a ranch, and on their behind the music he is heard to say [gay voice]"Oh thats so rock and roll"[/gay voice]

I rest my case

I always thought kirk was a badass.

[FL3P]

There's no point to this thread, why would we argue about our opinion of someone, opinions can't be proved, therefore no one person is right or wrong...

You can thank the noobs for starting/ digging up unnecessary threads.

[TravisBarkerrules]

stupidest thread i have ever seen. Really.
Ok who cares
the whole gay people can have kids thing, ok yes, we are aware, but they are obviously not of homosexual nature because the have children with their wives, understood? So, if you must call them bisexual.
I think everyone understands what Metallica did for music and hate them or love them we all know this and I think we can leave this arguement alone.

[Drum Phil]

Metallica did nothing for most of the music i listen to :) So no one can say that.

[sLarkin20]

Tell us what Metallica did for music, besides get hundreds of thousands of Napster users banned.

[Drum Phil]

^ ^ ^

WinnAr

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/rancid_punk/Cats/www-70.jpg

[FL3P]

Tell us what Metallica did for music, besides get hundreds of thousands of Napster users banned.

maybe you should go back and read some of the posts.

[Bonham#1!]

I so wish lolcats.com was real.

[Drum Phil]

It is.

Its just down ATM.

[sLarkin20]

I dont think I have ever not smiled at one of those cat picture : D Those kitties is so crazy

[Damo]

Tell us what Metallica did for music, besides get hundreds of thousands of Napster users banned.

Anyone born after 1985 would probably ask the same question...

[Chippy569]

tell me why free music and Napster is a good thing?


who wants to be a musician when they won't make any money off of it? ****, in 20 years with P2P going the way it is, "musician" will be a volunteer position.


****ing freeloaders, get a job.

[Kosmos Tree]

Anyone born after 1985 would probably ask the same question...

you don't know how true this is, i know people who love music but only buy a record once a year while downloading 2 per week.

Ulrich had a point in the Napster issue and i support this, music is art and not some giveaway.

[Jred250]

1) Just because someone is homosexual, doesn't mean they can't have kids.
2) That is most deffinately true.
3) No, not necessarily. You haven't seen the TS's kit and Lars' kit is a Tama..
4) Realistically, if this kid is a n00b then yes Lars will be better for the moment, but if this kid practices a little bit, then it won't take him long to surpass Lars' level of ability.

1. I agree, it is unlikely that a homosexual person will have kids. Although I do know a lesbian who has two kids.
2. Yea we must ALL agree on this one!
3. I did put Lars ''Probably'' has a better kit. Also, a better kit is all subject to personal opinion. Although most would say Lars's kit was better than mine. I personally would choose my set over his any day.
4. Once again, Lars can ''Probably'' Play better. And thats probably not down to lars being any smarter, or any more ''Natural'' at playing drums. Its probably because he has played practically every day for the past what 25 years or so.

I can personally understand why Lars targeted Napster. I think nearly every musician of that time was gritting there teeth at the Napster program. Lars was just clearly not particulary bothered about his reputation and wen't straight on ahead at bringing it down. And alot of people respect him for that. The only people who really didn't respect him for that were the people who were sat at home, on the dole. With no income to actually buy the CD's.
Although Lars achieved his goal and closed down Napster Free file sharing. He kinda failed his goal also, as programs such as WinMX, LimeWire, Bearshare, KazZa, Frostwire ect: All popped up just months after the closure of Napster.

[Damo]

^ Actually, Im all for the free distribution of music, and Lars may be an absolute tool in the way he handled it, but some kids on here must believe the first Metallica album was Load if they think Metallica did nothing for music. I mean they only took heavy metal and brought it to the forefront of the musical world.

[Jred250]

I really wish ''I'' had a picture of ''Me'' Standing with Mike Portnoy!

[zekism]

Damn ****ing right.

Im tired of people bashing a certain drummer, when that one person probably cant play a single thing that the drummer he bashed can play. ****ing n00bs.

r u for real nOOb??? yeah ok i cant play anything lars can play his drumming is just so complicated.. i mean whoahh man wake up.. If i had the chance to play on a metallica record the drums would kik a shitload more *** let me tell u nOOb...bring on the bitchin boyzz

[Vannaroth]

Lars targetted Napster because people were downloading his songs before they were even released (i.e. I Disappear). I don't know about you guys, but if some punk *** kids were getting my **** before it was released I'd be pretty pissed off too.

[zekism]

If it wasn't for Lars Ulrich, I wouldn't own a drumkit right now, If it wasn't for Lars Ulrich, Metallica would not have existed. And since Metallica got me into Metal in the first place (As it did many others) I think he is alot better than you!

You think lars ulrich is gay! Hmmm, he has kids.

Lars Ulrich:

1. Has Kids (Therefore cannot be gay)
2. Has more than 3 times your lifetime of earnings in his bank account
3. Has a kit that is probably 2000x's better than yours
4. Can probably play 4000x's better than you

Hes a crybaby? At least he doesn't wine about people better than him on the internet!

And I DEMAND audio from you. Thats even if you can play drums.

bring it bitch.... i obviously didnt mean he was literally gay...nOOb the only reason i bitch about other drummers on here is to stir up all u fukin nerds... nd yes if a had something to record on i would... but otherwise i would kik ur wimpy *** in a drumbattle..

[Vannaroth]

Oh no... It's on.

[zekism]

Lars was the Ringo of the 80's.

do not use lars and ringo in the same sentence... thats jus crazy man. Ringo is a creative drummer.. lars is a doshbag. No one can seriously say that lars is cooler than ringo, no way..

[zekism]

stupidest thread i have ever seen. Really.
Ok who cares
the whole gay people can have kids thing, ok yes, we are aware, but they are obviously not of homosexual nature because the have children with their wives, understood? So, if you must call them bisexual.
I think everyone understands what Metallica did for music and hate them or love them we all know this and I think we can leave this arguement alone.

shutup dude.. whos gonna listen to "TravisBarkerrules"... get a better idol man u sound like a dipshit..

[slim_jim147]

do not use lars and ringo in the same sentence... thats jus crazy man. Ringo is a creative drummer.. lars is a doshbag. No one can seriously say that lars is cooler than ringo, no way..

Ringo, creative????? Maybe for the 60's Ring was good and creative but I think that he lick butt!

God damn plz, ban this thread

[Vannaroth]

get a better idol man u sound like a dippoop..

If this is how you spend your sunday then I think you need a better life :/

[We_Love_Lime]

Can you ban a thread?

[jttdrummer14]

you can close it;)

and you can delete it;)

and you can ban someone in it;)

TS: Damo (the god of the forum) already said you are getting close to a ban, so, just start making decent posts, and stop calling expeirienced members who contribute to the forums noobs:wave:

[FL3P]

Yeah this is getting dumb. The noobs are after each other now and making no sense.

[Zildjian]

r u for real nOOb??? yeah ok i cant play anything lars can play his drumming is just so complicated.. i mean whoahh man wake up.. If i had the chance to play on a metallica record the drums would kik a poopload more *** let me tell u nOOb...bring on the bitchin boyzz

Alright buddy post audio now.. Lets see if you can back up what you say

[Jred250]

bring it bitch.... i obviously didnt mean he was literally gay...nOOb the only reason i bitch about other drummers on here is to stir up all u fukin nerds... nd yes if a had something to record on i would... but otherwise i would kik ur wimpy *** in a drumbattle..

AAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Why are you still talking? Ok then, post a picture of your kit. Lets look at your setup!
feel free to post specs if you dont have a pic. Also, name your number one drummer. Who is your drum god?

HA as if I would go into a drumbattle with YOU! I only battle with a challenge, somone who can put up a decent fight!

You could never battle me because of my drum battle rules:

1. All challengers must be over or the age of 12 (Sorry man)
2. All challengers must be mature, not idiots
3. All challengers must respect another drummers opinion
4. I could go on but your not worth it.

Edit 15: Quick Damo destroy him! I cannot hold him back much longer!

[TormentorScott]

If anyone is gay its Kirk.

He sits so gay, he talks so gay, he had leopard print socks, he owns a ranch, and on their behind the music he is heard to say [gay voice]"Oh thats so rock and roll"[/gay voice]

I rest my case

At least he was in Exodus at one point.

[Panopticon]

I still don't understand what homosexuality has to do with drumming?

Isn't Zoro gay?

[FL3P]

No disrespect to Zoro but yeah he sure seems that way.

[Panopticon]

do not use lars and ringo in the same sentence... thats jus crazy man. Ringo is a creative drummer.. lars is a doshbag. No one can seriously say that lars is cooler than ringo, no way..

Who ever said Lars was cooler than Ringo? "Doshbag"

[Panopticon]

No disrespect to Zoro but yeah he sure seems that way.

I never meant any disrespect...i have absolutely nothing against homosexuals.

Zoro grooves like a mother.

[FL3P]

I know you didn't mean any disrespect, I was just agreeing that Zoro might be gay haha.

[Josiah]

I'm with Damo.. Metallica did a ton for music. They really did more then could be explained in simplicity. They opend up a whole new world of popular music.


Also on the napster thing - Musicians/Artists don't make jack from CD sales. If you got 4.5 cents per album sold you'd have a good deal.
Cd's here, though the prices have been dropping, go for $15-22 out of a record store. That's absurd price to pay considering the band isn't even getting 1% of that.

I download music. If I like it and want to support the band. I'll buy a t-shirt and go to a show. They'll make more money off that t-shirt sale then they ever would the album I d/l and it advertises for them.

Secondly, by me being able to hear their music, then I might like it. I'd never hear it cause I won't shell out $20 for something I haven't heard. Going to see them at a show, they get as much as 50% of the ticket sales.

[Berk]

YAYYYY!!!

lars is a jew tho:
he got napster pwnd


/Thread.

[Damo]

Alright buddy post audio now.. Lets see if you can back up what you say

And theres no excuses for him to not go figure something out - Especially since I just gave him 7 days 'off'

[Jred250]

May I take this opertunity to say! Go Damo! Go Damo!

[Kosmos Tree]

Also on the napster thing - Musicians/Artists don't make jack from CD sales. If you got 4.5 cents per album sold you'd have a good deal. Cd's here, though the prices have been dropping, go for $15-22 out of a record store. That's absurd price to pay considering the band isn't even getting 1% of that.

I download music. If I like it and want to support the band. I'll buy a t-shirt and go to a show. They'll make more money off that t-shirt sale then they ever would the album I d/l and it advertises for them.

As long as it is my decision as artist to give away my music for free, that's ok - but when somebody else decides that my music should be free i have a problem with that.

[jttdrummer14]

damo ftw

[Chippy569]

As long as it is my decision as artist to give away my music for free, that's ok - but when somebody else decides that my music should be free i have a problem with that.

my side of the fence...

[The Ska Man]

If anyone is gay its Kirk.

He sits so gay, he talks so gay, he had leopard print socks, he owns a ranch, and on their behind the music he is heard to say [gay voice]"Oh thats so rock and roll"[/gay voice]

I rest my case

He might be a total queerdo (MY WORD, TAKE IT AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), but leopard print is the bestest!

Also, Zoro is not gay! He's fashionable...I loooove the way he dresses, it's sooo cooooool. Then again, I disagree that Prince is gay, soo, I might be outta wack.

[Chippy569]

tiger print ftw
http://www.inkinc.hostedz.com/images/drums/Stagestar/Others/DWSnare1.jpg

[The Ska Man]

That's hot..

[Panopticon]

He might be a total queerdo (MY WORD, TAKE IT AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), but leopard print is the bestest!

Also, Zoro is not gay! He's fashionable...I loooove the way he dresses, it's sooo cooooool. Then again, I disagree that Prince is gay, soo, I might be outta wack.

No but i honestly heard from somewhere (forget where) that he was a homo.

[Zildjian]

http://www.drummerworld.com/pics/drum45/zoro550231.jpg
http://www.drummerworld.com/pics/drum/dpa33/CarmineAppice.jpg

What wrong with drummers with style?

[FL3P]

Nothing, I was thinking of dressing like Zoro myself.

[TormentorScott]

Are there any famous homosexual drummers? None come to mind and I can't find any online.




p.s. Always loved that snare chip!

[jttdrummer14]

joey jordisson?

[Damo]

I think this thread is juuuuuust about over...

[MeaninglessPhoto]

I think this thread is juuuuuust about over...

Thank you

[Pleaseme]

joey jordisson?

:lol: oh snap!

[mysticalyeti]

Belated "Ow, my brain"