View Full Version : Dude, garbage bags are awesome.
Dinosawesome
12-15-2006, 03:48 AM
I mean, they spend all their time imprisoned in this little plastic bag but as soon as they are opened up and put in the bin they take their revenge by consuming the plastic bag that confined them so long beforehand.
Then there's also this crappy cardboard cylinder which holds them in shape, but as soon as the last bag on the roll is used that garbage bag takes the ultimate revenge on that too.
Garbage bags are probably the coolest bags around.
Mother
12-15-2006, 03:54 AM
:lol: I never looked at it like that
What about the thrascan they are in?
Dinosawesome
12-15-2006, 04:05 AM
:lol: I never looked at it like that
What about the thrascan they are in?
trash cans are never really packaged so they don't get the whole bittersweet revenge thing that the bag does and in that regard are not as cool.
JausmetalJ
12-15-2006, 04:10 AM
Wtf?
Garbage bins...
Mother
12-15-2006, 04:35 AM
trash cans are never really packaged so they don't get the whole bittersweet revenge thing that the bag does and in that regard are not as cool.
No no i ment .. the garbage bage will be lined along the inside of the trashcans but you never see trash cans in side a garbage bag . So the garbage bage will never have revenge on the thrash can.
Dinosawesome
12-15-2006, 05:33 AM
No no i ment .. the garbage bage will be lined along the inside of the trashcans but you never see trash cans in side a garbage bag . So the garbage bage will never have revenge on the thrash can.
except when it's taken out of the trash can and taken to bigger and better things while the trash can remains where it is.
Voyage34
12-15-2006, 05:57 AM
I wouldn't call being eaten by a garbage truck bigger or better. Maybe more interesting than holding garbage bags though.
Dinosawesome
12-15-2006, 06:00 AM
Atleast you get to go for a spin with your bros (ie other garbage bags)
Tillius
12-15-2006, 06:40 AM
The bags force the garbage bin to have to put up with all the nasty things that could be put in it.
pitchfork
12-15-2006, 08:26 AM
Bin bags wrapped in bags? Wtf?
Mine are on a roll, rip one off like a sandwich bag.
Mr. Ron
12-15-2006, 08:28 AM
I prefer the XXL sized garbage bags, because you can fit more dismembered limbs in them.
...wait, what was this about?
beso negro
12-15-2006, 08:51 AM
my garbage bag is #10 on garbagebags.com
DBoons Ghost
12-15-2006, 09:07 AM
When I lived in my building we'd go up to the roof (25 stories) and fill up those 30 gallon Hefty bags up halfway with water and dump a whole package of flour into them and drop them off the roof. It created a massive mushroom cloud that was awesome. The clouds would rise at least 15 stories before dissapating.
Electronic Wolf
12-15-2006, 09:15 AM
One time my uncle took us up to the roof of a building and gave us water balloons and eggs to throw down on people. It was fun. It would have even better if he didn't use this as an opportunity to get drunk.
pitchfork
12-15-2006, 11:29 AM
Drunk relatives are funny though, unless he was pedophiling you.
When I lived in my building we'd go up to the roof (25 stories) and fill up those 30 gallon Hefty bags up halfway with water and dump a whole package of flour into them and drop them off the roof. It created a massive mushroom cloud that was awesome. The clouds would rise at least 15 stories before dissapating.
Holy ****.
/lives in the city and is coming home from college today
/plans to try
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