The Community Thread

[obese_breasts]

thats what this crazy merging does

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

gooooo team!

[obese_breasts]

AAHHHH pop-punk is behind by less than 100 posts, we must keep ahead

[skateMASTERbater2]

i dont really understand this competition with the pop punk forum, but ill help spam :thumb:

[obese_breasts]

good goin' but don't just spam uselessly or it might get closed

[skateMASTERbater2]

good goin' but don't just spam uselessly or it might get closed
i wont ;)

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

rah rah oi oi bash the fash (unless they make good music :thumb: )

[lynch_me]

stupid..

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

dont call me stupid, stupid!

[CommieCanada]

haha. pop-punk's Ultimate Discussion thread PWNS the comminity thread!

[obese_breasts]

you Douche bags

[superskankinactionhero]

i think the competition is stupid and pointless. i used to be third on that list :upset:

[lynch_me]

haha. pop-punk's Ultimate Discussion thread PWNS the comminity thread!
me and jesus will get you

[skateMASTERbater2]

no matter how many posts the pop punk forum community thread has......
punk forum>pop punk forum

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

homophobic jesus?

[superskankinactionhero]

no matter how many posts the pop punk forum community thread has......
punk forum>pop punk forum

exactly. the pop-punk forum wouldn't even exist without us

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

Random Post Count: 500, Im half-way there :)

[lynch_me]

exactly. the pop-punk forum wouldn't even exist without us
I know the guy is dead on your house in the tree outside

[PoisonParadox]

Pop-punk has two spam punx, we only have one.

[superskankinactionhero]

who is ours? silvermedalmafia?

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

whos our spammer?

[PoisonParadox]

Word

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

so tis silvermedalmafia!!

[AndHagan]

I ate so much meat yesterday. I feel like a animal.

[lynch_me]

You guys make me weary

[superskankinactionhero]

I ate so much meat yesterday.

faaaaaaaaaaaaaag

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

Im wearing my "Songs Of Praise" shirt. Im cool :cool:

[PoisonParadox]

Hey do you like my profile lynch_me?

[lynch_me]

faaaaaaaaaaaaaag
georgie

[lynch_me]

Hey do you like my profile lynch_me?
yes!!! all sex all the time!

[AndHagan]

There is nothing wrong with meat.

[the eskimo pimp]

Random Post Count: 500, Im half-way there :)

oh, oh livin on a prayer

i need to stop bon jovi references :upset:

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

hes talking about meat=penis

[AndHagan]

You really do

[police story]

what happened to zweenk?

[AndHagan]

I'm talking about delicious seared beef and roasted chicken.

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

WERD! You had rice with it right?

[AndHagan]

F'uck rice I'm not a Charlie

[A-Life-Less-Plagued]

what happened to zweenk?
What indeed. Does he post at Chaos F'uck?

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

damn you rice nazi!

[AndHagan]

I'm the soup nazi not the rice nazi. He lives a town over.

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

ooh alright.*rolls up sleeve* Time to take out the scum...

[superskankinactionhero]

i reckon zweenk got over the punk phase and has now turned nu-emo post-metal hardcore-funk lady-boy goth. it's the new craze

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

^^Thats what im into....:(

[PUNXNOTDEAD3590]

poop

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

*SMACK* ^^you suck

[AndHagan]

At least you got something right

[pikeled onion]

useless spammer you. howdare you insult the thread with that nonsence post! 'poop' indeed. pah!

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

AH! Pop-Punk almost has 23000 posts!!! But we have more views MUHAHAHAHAHA!

[AndHagan]

WTF? spam spam spam

[pikeled onion]

i am spaming da,mnit! do i do anything else on the bloody forums?

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

Go look it, scared me too!!!!! JESuS

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

ha your a spamofo

[pikeled onion]

ok so um yeh lets start a conversation everyone can post for!

[AndHagan]

A third of all the pop-punk posts are in that thread. If only I could delete all of them about The Offspring we would be winning.

[pikeled onion]

what did you get for your last birthday?

[AndHagan]

I got a video game and some cash.

[pikeled onion]

its my birthday today.wooooooo.

[AndHagan]

Happy Birthday

[pikeled onion]

i got the knew reed hot chilli peppers live album, its cool, even if its not punk. and nothing else boohoohoo.

[pikeled onion]

thank you very much. if i knew when your birthday was, then i would wish you happy birthday too.

[pikeled onion]

thank you very much. if i knew when your birthday was, then i would wish you happy birthday too. :)

[AndHagan]

April 2, 1989

[obese_breasts]

I wish it was my birthday

[AndHagan]

My birthdays are always horrible, so I don't.

[pikeled onion]

d'amn, i hate repeating posts accidentally.i feel like im the only person on the message board.we really should give up this race thing, because they, being pop punkers, are all immature bastards, so they arent gonna get bored of this very soon.

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

todays not my birthday. so there

[pikeled onion]

I wish it was my birthday
there there, you have my condolencies. if it helps my birthday wasnt to exciting so dont worry, youll get this dissapointing day soon enough. :D

[obese_breasts]

i know i just want money

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

your right but there losers & were gonna prove they are by winning. By the way...wheres the finish line?

[pikeled onion]

i dont think there is one, so this is just gonna go on forever

[pikeled onion]

i vote we all just go and ruin all there threads!hahahahahahahahhahahahah!

[JmE]

We all ready won. I've posted this all ready in the Problems thread: The pop-punk forum can suck it. We own them for life, and we don't need the biggest thread on mx. We are the keepers of the ORIGINAL biggest thread. I don't feel like playing petty games with the pop-punk forum.

[MothEatenDeerHead213]

hahah we own there souls! Now lets stomp on them!

[PoisonParadox]

pikeled onion you suck

[JmE]

No spamming/harrassing the pop-punk forum.

[pikeled onion]

We all ready won. I've posted this all ready in the Problems thread: The pop-punk forum can suck it. We own them for life, and we don't need the biggest thread on mx. We are the keepers of the ORIGINAL biggest thread. I don't feel like playing petty games with the pop-punk forum.
good on you JmE, thats really mature. thats why you are a mod and we arent. were just too **** stupid to let this go. PUNKS;TO WAR! :angry:

[pikeled onion]

jokes!hahaha

[superskankinactionhero]

^^^you kiss quite a lot of *** don't you?

*SMACK* ^^you suck

hahahaha! made me laugh for about 3 minutes

[pikeled onion]

pikeled onion you suck
that really hurts!why would you say such a thing? im so bored.i dont care about those stupid pop punks, if they carry on then their sad. has anyone heard 4ft fingers-'last man standing'? :wave:

[PoisonParadox]

No, you suck even when you aren't spamming like an idiot

[JmE]

We all ready won. The pop-punk forum can suck it. We own them for life, and we don't need the biggest thread on mx. We are the keepers of the ORIGINAL biggest thread. I don't feel like playing petty games with the pop-punk forum.

We shall bury this monument into history...

[JmE]

We're back in action. This is a generali discussion thread, so use it as so. However, no abuse of this thread will be tolerated. This means no blatant spamming or posting with the intent of increasing postcount. This will all be up to my discretion, and consquences could mean bannings.

Enjoy!

[pedro durruti]

FIRST pOST

[lynch_me]

I'm sad

[sketchyjoe]

Is the old one gone for good then?

[lynch_me]

Obviously........JOE

[Volume8]

Well that was short lived

[pedro durruti]

So... how's the weather?

[DOLEMITE]

I HEART JmE THE GREAT

[sketchyjoe]

This is how... see ya
Now that was pwnage.

[lynch_me]

Well that was short lived
We're not talking about your penis

[sketchyjoe]

Obviously........JOE
So you don't lose posts when threads are deleted then?

[CONNER_NWHC]

So what happend with the forums?

[lynch_me]

So you don't lose posts when threads are deleted then?
beats me!

[sketchyjoe]

So what happend with the forums?
Some twat hacked dkpinhead.

[CONNER_NWHC]

i wonder why he picked dk

[fastfingers]

I say we attack The Pit. Those little weiners were talking smack.

[sketchyjoe]

Because it was the only one he could do probably.

[lynch_me]

I say we attack The Pit. Those little weiners were talking smack.
what do you mean?

[shane italian]

I say we attack The Pit. Those little weiners were talking smack.Let's go.

[CONNER_NWHC]

Has the forum been hacked many times before?

[lynch_me]

Has the forum been hacked many times before?
It wasn't even a really big hack

[JmE]

Leave the Pit alone. It's all just some stupid playground quarreling.

[pedro durruti]

The pit is ALWAYS talking smack about us punx

[lynch_me]

They never do

[PlasticGangster]

w00t

[shane italian]

They never doYes they do.

[CONNER_NWHC]

The pit is just for people getting the postcount up

[shane italian]

Woah, almost all of my arm hair has been sun-bleached.

[fastfingers]

Once, in like November, I made a thread about the most times people have masturbated in one day, and I got flamed soooo bad. It was a wicked thread lol. Those kids are lame.

[CONNER_NWHC]

haha awsome thread

[shane italian]

Once, in like November, I made a thread about the most times people have masturbated in one day, and I got flamed soooo bad. It was a wicked thread lol. Those kids are lame.People are such fags in there. They are like "Woaaaaah don't mess with TheOtherWhiteMeat! He'll PWN you so fast!"

All they do in their flames is say "Go ****ing die".

[lynch_me]

Once, in like November, I made a thread about the most times people have masturbated in one day, and I got flamed soooo bad. It was a wicked thread lol. Those kids are lame.
3 times

[AndHagan3]

I think 3 is my max too.

[DOLEMITE]

^best.avatar.ever

[DOLEMITE]

i ment lynch

[CONNER_NWHC]

i know this kid who said he does it 6 times a day, i was kinda grossed out.

[fastfingers]

People are such fags in there. They are like "Woaaaaah don't mess with TheOtherWhiteMeat! He'll PWN you so fast!"

All they do in their flames is say "Go ****ing die".
:lol:
Yeah it's pretty much for kids that are too scared to fight in real life, so they go home and "pwn" people.

[AndHagan3]

How many times did he say?

Edit: thanks for editing your post to make me look retarded.

[CONNER_NWHC]

what the hell is "pwn"

[fastfingers]

You guys are pussies. My record is 7 times. I was sick... lol

[shane italian]

:lol:
Yeah it's pretty much for kids that are too scared to fight in real life, so they go home and "pwn" people."I got beat up in gym today....I'M GONNA PWN SOME N00BS ON MX!"

[CONNER_NWHC]

How many times did he say?
he said 6

[victimofreality]

So, I just got fired again. :(

[AndHagan3]

Pwn stands for Owned

[shane italian]

You guys are pussies. My record is 7 times. I was sick... lolI kid you not, 15 times in one day.

[lynch_me]

:lol:
Yeah it's pretty much for kids that are too scared to fight in real life, so they go home and "pwn" people.
Come to Hamilton and i will battle you with transformers

[CONNER_NWHC]

You guys are pussies. My record is 7 times. I was sick... lol

Man you must have great wrist strenght. :lol:

[lynch_me]

Pwn stands for Owned
No it means perfectly owned

[AndHagan3]

Its in the guns, not the wrists.

[shane italian]

No it means perfectly ownedI heard it was a typo on Unreal Tournament.

[AndHagan3]

No it means perfectly owned

I have been bested

[lynch_me]

I kid you not, 15 times in one day.
*Looks in guinness world records*

[CONNER_NWHC]

I kid you not, 15 times in one day.
Holy **** dude thats like a world record.

[fastfingers]

I kid you not, 15 times in one day.
Whoa man you must've been soooooo dry hahaha.

[sketchyjoe]

he said 6
6 is my record to. I can do 2 or 3 like nothing.

[AndHagan3]

Must have been shooting air.

[DOLEMITE]

1 is my record cause i useusally have the chick next door do it for me

[shane italian]

Whoa man you must've been soooooo dry hahaha.Yeah, on average I crank about 3 out each day. I no longer squirt either, I dribble.
:upset:
But if I wait a day or two I can get a squirter.
:cool:

[CONNER_NWHC]

Yea i would have to say six also probly one day in the summer or something.

[lynch_me]

People in Canada have small penisisis

[sketchyjoe]

I heard it was a typo on Unreal Tournament.
I heard it was short for Pistol Owned.

[CONNER_NWHC]

1 is my record cause i useusally have the chick next door do it for me

Sure... ;)

[Alley McSqueal]

:lol:

Men are disgusting, no wonder you kids cant get laid.

[victimofreality]

I kid you not, 15 times in one day.
You need to get yourself a girlfriend Shane.

[sketchyjoe]

Yeah, on average I crank about 3 out each day. I no longer squirt either, I dribble.
:upset:
But if I wait a day or two I can get a squirter.
:cool:
Usually between 1 and 3 for me. I could probably beat 6 but it's just a matter of how bored I am. Have you ever bruised your nob from wanking too much?

[lynch_me]

:lol:

Men are disgusting, no wonder you kids cant get laid.
Atleast we don't che- ah nevermind ;)

[pedro durruti]

If I masturbated I would flood the earth

with all the seamen

[MILF Hunter]

Wow..something exciting has happened for once and I missed it

[CONNER_NWHC]

Usually between 1 and 3 for me. I could probably beat 6 but it's just a matter of how bored I am. Have you ever bruised your nob from wanking too much?

You can bruise it from jerkin? :confused:

[sketchyjoe]

:lol:

Men are disgusting, no wonder you kids cant get laid.
What's your record Meg?

[lynch_me]

haha megs record hahaaa

[pedro durruti]

You can bruise it from jerkin? :confused:
Yes :upset:

[shane italian]

Usually between 1 and 3 for me. I could probably beat 6 but it's just a matter of how bored I am. Have you ever bruised your nob from wanking too much?Never bruised it, but I have gotten sores where the head starts and my shaft gets raw and burns really bad.

[sketchyjoe]

You can bruise it from jerkin? :confused:
It just gets a bit sore in places if you overdo it.

[DOLEMITE]

no, i dont jerk off

[DOLEMITE]

im too tired to

[shane italian]

You need to get yourself a girlfriend Shane.I know man, but even if I get one they won't go near my bush of all bushes.

[CONNER_NWHC]

Never bruised it, but I have gotten sores where the head starts and my shaft gets raw and burns really bad.

That sounds more like some sort of std....

[sketchyjoe]

Never masturbate when you're dehydrated. You get huge headaches that last for days and get worse when you try to wank. If it ever happens just don't wank for a week.

[lynch_me]

no, i dont jerk off
thats because you're not a man

[Alley McSqueal]

What's your record Meg?


Wouldnt you like to know

[obese_breasts]

Finally all this madness is over

[CONNER_NWHC]

Whats the longest you peeps have gone without doing it?

[fastfingers]

Go a few days without jerking it. When you do finally jerk it.... oh man.... :)

[pedro durruti]

Wouldnt you like to know
DUH that's why he asked!

[victimofreality]

I know man, but even if I get one they won't go near my bush of all bushes.
ummm... :rolleyes:

[shane italian]

That sounds more like some sort of std....Nah, it's from not using lotion. It happens even when you do use lotion.

[pedro durruti]

Whats the longest you peeps have gone without doing it?
I once tried to go for a month over the summer but only resisted for a week

[shane italian]

ummm... :rolleyes:Confusion rattles through Shane's brain.

[CONNER_NWHC]

Go a few days without jerking it. When you do finally jerk it.... oh man.... :)

I know what you mean its like heaven. :cool:

[MILF_Hunter]

My record is 2 :cool:

[sketchyjoe]

Wouldnt everyone like to know
Yes

[obese_breasts]

I have gone like a week and a half before, when i was on a family vacation

[pedro durruti]

Have you guys ever jacked off then a shot goes past your shoulder and you could never find out where it went?

[lynch_me]

Meg sleeps with trolls

[victimofreality]

So how did Mx get rid of the hacker, an IP ban or something?

[CONNER_NWHC]

Have you guys ever jacked off then a shot goes past your shoulder and you could never find out where it went?

Yes and then you go somewhere and find it on the back of your shirt.. :upset:

[sketchyjoe]

Whats the longest you peeps have gone without doing it?
I can go for ages but I start getting wet dreams.

[MILF_Hunter]

Have you guys ever jacked off then a shot goes past your shoulder and you could never find out where it went?

yes!! :lol: :lol:

[victimofreality]

Confusion rattles through Shane's brain.
It was just an odd thing to say. Maybe you should get a wax. ;)

[obese_breasts]

So how did Mx get rid of the hacker, an IP ban or something?

Most likely

[pedro durruti]

I can go for ages but I start getting wet dreams.
I had one nocturnal emission my whole life!

[fastfingers]

Have you guys ever jacked off then a shot goes past your shoulder and you could never find out where it went?
Yeah and then you find it like a week later crusted on your floor. :lol:
Sometimes I accidentally squirt on my wall. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[sketchyjoe]

Have you guys ever jacked off then a shot goes past your shoulder and you could never find out where it went?
Once I found a dry wank stain on my bass and I didn't know how long it had been there.

[obese_breasts]

I can't remember ever having a wet dream

[Alley McSqueal]

Meg sleeps with trolls

youre only saying that cause you want me in the sack

[MILF_Hunter]

Yeah and then you find it like a week later crusted on your floor. :lol:
Sometimes I accidentally squirt on my wall. :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: !!

[sketchyjoe]

I had one nocturnal emission my whole life!
123

[CONNER_NWHC]

Once I found a dry wank stain on my bass and I didn't know how long it had been there.

It goes in the weirdest places.

[sketchyjoe]

Yeah and then you find it like a week later crusted on your floor. :lol:
Sometimes I accidentally squirt on my wall. :lol: :lol: :lol:
It's funny because it's true. :lol: :lol:

[obese_breasts]

I always cover up with tissue to prevent willey wanks

[Alley McSqueal]

Yeah and then you find it like a week later crusted on your floor. :lol:
Sometimes I accidentally squirt on my wall. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ewwwwww



Boys rooms always smell of cum, fart, beer and stinky feet.

[sketchyjoe]

I used to have a wanking sheet but I burnt it.

[CONNER_NWHC]

This topic has gone on for a long time.

[pedro durruti]

It goes in the weirest places.
Yeah I know there was some on my ear and I had this date witha girl and she though it was hair gel so she put it in her hair! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[obese_breasts]

3 pages

[MILF_Hunter]

My mate squirted all over his tshirt, and his mam found it crusted on and he was like err..its marshmallow :lol:

[Excursions]

I can go for ages but I start getting wet dreams.

123.good times

[pedro durruti]

My mate squirted all over his tshirt, and his mam found it crusted on and he was like err..its marshmallow :lol:
Haha your gay lover

[obese_breasts]

hahahahahha

[lynch_me]

youre only saying that cause you want me in the sack
:D :D

[CONNER_NWHC]

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Yeah I know there was some on my ear and I had this date witha girl and she though it was hair gel so she put it in her hair! :lol: :lol: :lol:[/QUOT

Did she have a retarded brother??? :lol:

[obese_breasts]

this is what the Punk Forum should always be like

[sketchyjoe]

Yeah I know there was some on my ear and I had this date witha girl and she though it was hair gel so she put it in her hair! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I've seen a film about you.

[sketchyjoe]

this is what the Punk Forum should always be like
123

[MILF_Hunter]

wanking without porn sucks..it takes way to long

[shane italian]

I trim my toenails soooo short.

[CONNER_NWHC]

wanking without porn sucks..it takes way to long

Ya i usually just give up, same thing in the shower.

[pedro durruti]

I've seen a film about you.
There's Something About Peter

[obese_breasts]

I trim my toenails soooo short.

That can hurt sooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad

[sketchyjoe]

Yeah I know there was some on my ear and I had this date witha girl and she though it was hair gel so she put it in her hair! :lol: :lol: :lol:
From the position he's wanking in in that film it's physically impossble to get it on your ear. He's bent over forwards. The ear thing only works if you're lying down.

[Nihilism'99]

hahahaha what a funny thread :lol: :lol: :lol:

[victimofreality]

I used to have a wanking sheet but I burnt it.
A wanking sheet?

[pedro durruti]

wanking without porn sucks..it takes way to long
Not if you have a good imagination

[sketchyjoe]

wanking without porn sucks..it takes way to long
And you can get mind-slips. Not good.

[obese_breasts]

Not if you have a good imagination

werd

[fastfingers]

It's been a year! Should I make another masturbation record thread in The Pit?!!!!

[shane italian]

Have you guys seen that episode of the Upright Citizen's Brigade where the Jewish guy is obsessed with the hole in the sheet?

[MILF_Hunter]

definatly

[CONNER_NWHC]

It's been a year! Should I make another masturbation record thread in The Pit?!!!!
YES!

[shane italian]

It's been a year! Should I make another masturbation record thread in The Pit?!!!!do it

[sketchyjoe]

A wanking sheet?
To prevent all my other sheets getting all stained I kept one sheet that I used to use whenever I wanked. It got too full of jizz though and I burnt it.

[CONNER_NWHC]

And you can get mind-slips. Not good.

Ya like you can think about your mom or something.

[pedro durruti]

Well all this talk about masturbation is making me want to watch The Passion of the Christ, I'll be back later

[fastfingers]

Alright but you guys need to go to the pit and help me make fun of people that flame me. OK?!

[victimofreality]

It's been a year! Should I make another masturbation record thread in The Pit?!!!!
Sure. But I don't get it. Why?

[sketchyjoe]

It's been a year! Should I make another masturbation record thread in The Pit?!!!!
Shane will pwn them all.

[MILF_Hunter]

Ya like you can think about your mom or something.


.....

[CONNER_NWHC]

To prevent all my other sheets getting all stained I kept one sheet that I used to use whenever I wanked. It got too full of jizz though and I burnt it.

Most of the towels here have stains.

[obese_breasts]

To prevent all my other sheets getting all stained I kept one sheet that I used to use whenever I wanked. It got too full of jizz though and I burnt it.

Did it smell bad when you burned it?

[shane italian]

To prevent all my other sheets getting all stained I kept one sheet that I used to use whenever I wanked. It got too full of jizz though and I burnt it.I have a jizz shirt. It's an old etnies shirt that I just grabbed one day while jizzing. It's all yellow....ewww.

[sketchyjoe]

Ya like you can think about your mom or something.
Or other much worse things. *shudders*

[CONNER_NWHC]

Alright but you guys need to go to the pit and help me make fun of people that flame me. OK?!

This is gunna be funny as hell

[obese_breasts]

Alright but you guys need to go to the pit and help me make fun of people that flame me. OK?!

Will do :thumb:

[victimofreality]

To prevent all my other sheets getting all stained I kept one sheet that I used to use whenever I wanked. It got too full of jizz though and I burnt it.
Haha.

[CONNER_NWHC]

Or other much worse things. *shudders*

Lets not speak of other things.

[obese_breasts]

PLease no

[sketchyjoe]

.....
Just because you think about other people's mums.

[CONNER_NWHC]

I have a jizz shirt. It's an old etnies shirt that I just grabbed one day while jizzing. It's all yellow....ewww.

You should wear it one day. :thumb:

[sketchyjoe]

Lets not speak of other things.
They are too disturbing to talk about.

[shane italian]

You should wear it one day. :thumb:I was just thinking it would be so awesome to wear it and have people guess what was on it.

[sketchyjoe]

You should wear it one day. :thumb:
Go to a gig in it. Now that's what I call DIYD. Punk as ****.

[obese_breasts]

I was just thinking it would be so awesome to wear it and have people guess what was on it.

Hahahahahah, that should be a game show

"And now welcome to GUESS THAT STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!"

[IFlogMyMolly16]

Haha I can't believe this has been going on for 7 pages. Classy. :thumb:

[victimofreality]

Does it not wash off?

[CONNER_NWHC]

If there is enough the stains will stay.

[sketchyjoe]

Haha I can't believe this has been going on for 7 pages. Classy. :thumb:
And your record is?

[obese_breasts]

And your record is?

OOO I wanna know