The Community Thread

[art of losing]

You're in my world now, grandma.
grandma :lol: :lol:

[CommieCanada]

J01/\/ u$ 0r d13!!1!!111!
:lol:

[CommieCanada]

i love taking it up the butt :lol: :lol:
fixed

[art of losing]

J01/\/ u$ 0r d13!!1!!111!
wow i hate you, cant you just type normal.

[art of losing]

no more laughing, cunt
cunt. :lol: :lol:

[PoisonParadox]

J01/\/ u$ 0r d13!!1!!111!
Will you spare me if I bake you a cake?

[CommieCanada]

i <3 bum sex:lol: :lol:fixed

[CommieCanada]

Will you spare me if I bake you a cake?
no n00bs allowed

[art of losing]

fixed
hahaha your a funny one, you should tell another story sometime.

[PoisonParadox]

no n00bs allowed
I sir, am not a noob!

[CommieCanada]

hahaha your a funny one, you should tell another story sometime.
you should shut the hell up like i told you to

you're* use proper english, dink :rolleyes:

[Silvermedalmafia]

no n00bs allowed
I like n00bs in my cake.

[Silvermedalmafia]

I sir, am not a noob!
Tu es ihatecelebrities.

[art of losing]

you should shut the hell up like i done told you to
done told you to, what are you a redneck.

[CommieCanada]

done told you to, what are you a redneck.
i live in texas, dink. i am liscenced to be one

[Silvermedalmafia]

done told you to, what are you a redneck.
No, hes a canadian hick.

[art of losing]

no your not. and did you just call me a dink?

[CommieCanada]

no your not. and did you just call me a dink?
yes. dink :rolleyes:

[art of losing]

wtf, i thought you were better than that.

[art of losing]

ahahha, dink.

[CommieCanada]

Tu es ihatecelebrities.
is it really? i thought the avy looked familiar. i thought he was a spaM punX

[pedro durruti]

www.*******.com (www.google.com)

[Silvermedalmafia]

No you're not. Did you just call me a dink?
Another dumbasses quote fixed by *theme music* THE GRAMMAR POLICEMAN!!!!

[CommieCanada]

wtf, i thought you were better than that.
i thought you were a twat. i was right

[Stu Pidfuk]

no n00bs allowed
That is no noob. How dare you speak to ihatecelebrities like that!

[Silvermedalmafia]

www.*******.com (www.google.com)
That is a wicked avatar.

[CommieCanada]

That is no noob. How dare you speak to ihatecelebrities like that!
i already addressed that issue

[pedro durruti]

Yeah how dare you you negrolicious sex object

[art of losing]

i thought you were a twat. i was right
nope your wrong.

[art of losing]

the grammar police man, there is another one for you.

[Silvermedalmafia]

He is another one of my alter egos, along with spiderman and the hulk.

[Stu Pidfuk]

i already addressed that issue
Well then address the issue of sucking my dick.

[Stu Pidfuk]

www.*******.com (www.google.com)
I created that website.

[pedro durruti]

Well then address the issue of sucking my dick.
Get in line bucko

[Silvermedalmafia]

I created that website.
With your girlfriend?

[art of losing]

He is another one of my alter egos, along with spiderman and the hulk.
well, anyone who wants to see catwoman, tell me now so i know your retarded.

[art of losing]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!! IM SEEING GBH AND CIRCLE JERKS!!!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *pees pants in excitement*

[pedro durruti]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!! IM SEEING GBH AND CIRCLE JERKS!!!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *pees pants in excitement*
Get the heck out of this conversation!

[art of losing]

yea that completely changed from flaming on me to, a concert.

[Silvermedalmafia]

Anyone who wishes to see "Catwoman", tell me now so ithat I can know you're retarded.
fixed.

[art of losing]

you missed one jackass. you forgot to put a space between i and that.

[JmE]

Catwoman looks stupid, don't see it. Halle Berry is not naked in it, and Catwoman was one of the worst super heroes ever.

[pedro durruti]

I thought catwoman was a bad guy.

[art of losing]

yea, and they are just killing all the comics by making them into movies.

[Let's Chop Cats!]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212061
Finished the profile.

[art of losing]

nice.

[Pirate Satellite]

Woah.

This thread is heavy, man. It's been so long since I posted here.

Jeeeeeeepas. Oh, and I almost creamed myself when I read the word "dink." Hahaha, tonight has been suh-weet and like the funniest ever. I love you all!

Oh, what the hell is the name of that band that originally sang that song '12xu?' They were phattt.

Catwoman looks silly.
PEACE MX!

[Stu Pidfuk]

I will see "Catwoman". Only because I am a movie expert. And I rule.

[Silvermedalmafia]

Catwoman does look pretty brutal.

[Stu Pidfuk]

With your girlfriend?
No, with my sister.






















It's the most used search engine on the web. I'm so awesome.

[obese_breasts]

Nice Profile :thumb:

[obese_breasts]

Catwoman does look pretty brutal.

I have yet to see a good review of that movie

[Silvermedalmafia]

TO FAT TITS: I saw that family guy last night, i laughed and thought of you.

[Silvermedalmafia]

Evil monkey, when they visit the black market.

[obese_breasts]

Oh yes, great one, as if there is a bad one

[JmE]

I thought catwoman was a bad guy.
She is a very bad girl. :rawr:

[Silvermedalmafia]

She is a very bad girl. :rawr:
Do you like bad girls?




I know the answer






"Only if they like me back." grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[obese_breasts]

:naughty: :naughty:

[Stu Pidfuk]

She is a very bad girl. :rawr:
I think Lobo should rape Catwoman. Then brutally murder her.

[pedro durruti]

She is a very bad girl. :rawr:
That was EXTREMELY gay! Almost gayer then that time I had sex with a man.

[JmE]

That was EXTREMELY gay! Almost gayer then that time I had sex with a man.
Is that so?

Whateva, have a face full of DICK CHENEY (http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v250/MiraculousNothing/Dick_Cheney.jpg)

[Silvermedalmafia]

You will be using that for a while. And i will be laughing for a while.

[pedro durruti]

Is that so?

Whateva, have a face full of DICK CHENEY (http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v250/MiraculousNothing/Dick_Cheney.jpg)
Don't play me for a sucker! Here's the cake I baked for Silver, just added the frosting. http://img65.photobucket.com/albums/v198/ihatecelebrities/Cake.jpg

[Stu Pidfuk]

Is that so?

Whateva, have a face full of DICK CHENEY (http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v250/MiraculousNothing/Dick_Cheney.jpg)
How about

My fist to your nuts style! (http://i.xanga.com/bigpileofkyle/456486116211l.jpg)

[Silvermedalmafia]

Don't play me for a sucker! Here's the cake I baked for Silver, just added the frosting. http://img65.photobucket.com/albums/v198/ihatecelebrities/Cake.jpg
Any dumb n00bs in there? Mmmmmmmmmmmm

[obese_breasts]

it's battle of the insulting pictures

[Stu Pidfuk]

This goes out to all of you:

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (http://www.bob-o-buds.com/crap/forumimages/Misc/stfu_newbie2.jpg)

[JmE]

Don't play me for a sucker! Here's the cake I baked for Silver, just added the frosting. http://img65.photobucket.com/albums/v198/ihatecelebrities/Cake.jpg
You slaved over the cake like a faggot, leave the cookin to the women in the kitchen! Oh wait! You must be the woman in the relationship.

How about

My fist to your nuts style!

Dick Cheney is awesome for saying what he said. Therefore he wins, because Arnold hasn't told anyone to **** themselves yet

[fallen_punker]

Warning: This Post Says Nothing

[Stu Pidfuk]

You slaved over the cake like a faggot, leave the cookin to the women in the kitchen! Oh wait! You must be the woman in the relationship.

[quote=Stu Pidfuk]How about

My fist to your nuts style![/qupte]

Dick Cheney is awesome for saying what he said. Therefore he wins, because Arnold hasn't told anyone to **** themselves yet
Yeah, but Arnold called democrats "sissy boys". Then they got offended like cheeser. Therefore Arnold wins. Dick is an old man that needs his spine ripped out.

[fallen_punker]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[JmE]

Yeah, but Arnold called democrats "sissy boys". Then they got offended like cheeser. Therefore Arnold wins. Dick is an old man that needs his spine ripped out.
GIRLIE MEN! Not "sissy boys"
Hahaha... you are right though about the Cheeser thing. You do win that one.

[fallen_punker]

ever notice if ya put multiple animated smiley faces together in 1 post they all go together if they're the same one?

[Stu Pidfuk]

Who is the best man for the spine ripping job you may ask?

Only one man (http://gumidek.ami.cz/web/images/scorp-mo.jpg)

[Stu Pidfuk]

GIRLIE MEN! Not "sissy boys"
Hahaha... you are right though about the Cheeser thing. You do win that one.
Girlie men, sissy boys. Same thing.

[obese_breasts]

Yeah, but Arnold called democrats "sissy boys". Then they got offended like cheeser. Therefore Arnold wins. Dick is an old man that needs his spine ripped out.

Ah hem i believe the term was "girly man" not sissy boys

D.AMN YOU JME! beat me to the punch again

[Blitz999AttakDI]

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v285/blitz999attakdi/wank.gif

[skeedar]

haha :lol:

[fallen_punker]

"this is entirely pointless but will someone plz go critique my song.
now every one prepare your "F'UCK YOU A$SHOLE" speeches

[BeaversEatWood21]

dick cheney is the man. i tip my bonnet to hiim

[fallen_punker]

coffe good, war bad.
BOO ON BUSH!
YAY STARBUCKS!

the guy that started starbucks should be elected president

[Blitz999AttakDI]

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v285/blitz999attakdi/sam_and_david.bmp
me and my girlfriend att he warped tour!

[pedro durruti]

Another idiot added to the collection! Welcome to mx fallen punker!

[obese_breasts]

nice avatar :naughty:

[JmE]

dick cheney is the man. i tip my bonnet to hiim
hawt avatar. :thumb:

[fallen_punker]

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Futurama Is On!!!!!!!!!!
And Then Its Family Guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pedro durruti]

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Futurama Is On!!!!!!!!!!
And Then Its Family Guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not on Saturday you fool

[obese_breasts]

This god d.amn hotel doesn't have cartoon network

[JmE]

This god d.amn hotel doesn't have cartoon network
What are you doing out in a hotel?

[Let's Chop Cats!]

Having sex with his freaky interacial prostitute which he still has 45minutes with.

[obese_breasts]

Family reunion

[pedro durruti]

What are you doing out in a hotel?
He's having a secret affair with a puerto rican man.

[fallen_punker]

the beastie boys heads in jars with guys in black suits moving them around lol

[Blitz999AttakDI]

check out this shirt..
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v285/blitz999attakdi/****.jpg
type f'uck were its censored

[JmE]

Three answers... 2 about sex the other not, unless he's into incest or something. So he must be doing it out in a hotel. But with who? Ahhh yes, the mystery continues.

[obese_breasts]

so off the topic of my incest...i looove Golden Grahms

[JmE]

so off the topic of my incest...i looove Golden Grahms
Golden Grandmas?

[obese_breasts]

no i don't think so

[Stu Pidfuk]

Back to the original topic.

Did you guys know I rule?

[obese_breasts]

I just found that out today, good going :thumb:

[Blitz999AttakDI]

anyone care to see my site..give it a review or leave comments on it
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=blitz999attakdi

[Stu Pidfuk]

Oh god. I can't stand all of that Xangas and myspace bullshit.

[obese_breasts]

i find it pointless to see what people did that day

[police story]

so off the topic of my incest...i looove Golden Grahms
i havent had those in ages!! one time i made that recipe on the back of the box with the golden grahms and marshmallows, holy **** it was good

[obese_breasts]

i just had one of those mini boxes, now i'm onto honey nut cherrios

[police story]

aaw..thats weak

[BeaversEatWood21]

hawt avatar. :thumb:


muchas gracias senor. it is pretty d'amn awesome if you ask me

[obese_breasts]

aaw..thats weak

I was down to the last 2 boxes and it was either them or regular cherrios

[Blitz999AttakDI]

one more post till i get 800.........

[Blitz999AttakDI]

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 800 alright!!!!
::jumps around naked::
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

[art of losing]

anyway.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 800 alright!!!!
::jumps around naked::
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

800 posts is soooo 1 week ago.

[pedro durruti]

800 posts is soooo 1 week ago.
Your mom was so last night! WHAM!

[Sid]

Burned.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Your mom was so last night! WHAM!

I know, I was there.

[superskankinactionhero]

**** me, i've been so damn busy lately. finally got a day of doing jack **** (posting on MX)

[TheRapeGoesOn]

thats cool :thumb:
did ya bone :naughty:


yes*































































































































































*may be entirely fictional

[superskankinactionhero]

you told me i was your one and only matt

[FisMits]

My friend got in this wierd *** drunken fight last night for calling some fellas 'fudgepackers'

[superskankinactionhero]

i'm having a freestyle rap battle with junkie, debating whether cheese is better than mayo or not. he's 'Two Pints Of Lager...' and i'm 'Ska'd For Life...'

Two Pints Of Lager, And A Packet Of Crisp's Please! says:
"Lovely lovely mayo"
"i have it every dayo"
"mayo is the wayo"
"if you dont your gayo"

"coz theres mayo here, mayo there"
"i wish mayo was everywhere"
Ska'd For Life Another Story 'Bout Another Dead American... says:
haha
Ska'd For Life Another Story 'Bout Another Dead American... says:
what the ****?
Two Pints Of Lager, And A Packet Of Crisp's Please! says:
what
Two Pints Of Lager, And A Packet Of Crisp's Please! says:
it was a little song about mayo i wrote
Two Pints Of Lager, And A Packet Of Crisp's Please! says:
if u can write a decent song about cheese
Two Pints Of Lager, And A Packet Of Crisp's Please! says:
then i will except cheese is a decent dairy product
Ska'd For Life Another Story 'Bout Another Dead American... says:
cheese cheese, wonderful cheese,
you can't be allergic, so you won't sneeze
there's lots of styles of cheese you see,
so why not try at least 23?
cheese is better than mayo, full stop,
stumpy's a fag, with a well small ****
Two Pints Of Lager, And A Packet Of Crisp's Please! says:
hahahaha
Two Pints Of Lager, And A Packet Of Crisp's Please! says:
thats actually very good
Two Pints Of Lager, And A Packet Of Crisp's Please! says:
bastard hahaha
Ska'd For Life Another Story 'Bout Another Dead American... says:
**** right it is
Two Pints Of Lager, And A Packet Of Crisp's Please! says:
I ****ing hate cheese, Gives me the shits,
Most cheese i try tastes like swetty arm pits,
I tell people "stay away from it"
because cheese will turn your dreams to ****.
Two Pints Of Lager, And A Packet Of Crisp's Please! says:
(thats based on facts, if u have cheese before bed you will have NIGHTMARES)
Ska'd For Life Another Story 'Bout Another Dead American... says:
mayo looks like monkey sperm, it should be banished to ****in' venus,
do you really want to eat something ejected from a monkeys penis?
cheese could kick mayo's ***, and still have time to have a wank,
in sweden, cheese is so highly regarded they keep it in ****in' banks
Ska'd For Life Another Story 'Bout Another Dead American... says:
BAM!
Two Pints Of Lager, And A Packet Of Crisp's Please! says:
hahaha
Ska'd For Life Another Story 'Bout Another Dead American... says:
no comeback, bizatch!
Two Pints Of Lager, And A Packet Of Crisp's Please! says:
haha
Two Pints Of Lager, And A Packet Of Crisp's Please! says:
im gonna print out some posters
Two Pints Of Lager, And A Packet Of Crisp's Please! says:
Cheese
It Sucks
Two Pints Of Lager, And A Packet Of Crisp's Please! says:
and
Two Pints Of Lager, And A Packet Of Crisp's Please! says:
Say
NO
to
CHEESE
Ska'd For Life Another Story 'Bout Another Dead American... says:
haha
Ska'd For Life Another Story 'Bout Another Dead American... says:
and i'm gonna print some saying MAYO = JARRED JIZZ

[NakedRaygun872]

I'm sore.

[superskankinactionhero]

whysat?

[NakedRaygun872]

Circle pits galore. I'm short so I get a lot of the elbows in the face from the tall dudes but it's fun going after them.

[superskankinactionhero]

haha nice. who did you go see?

[NakedRaygun872]

Well it was warped and they actually had some pretty good bands on the bill aside from the idiots I beat up seeing yellowcard.

But I got hurt the most in the Lars and the Bastards seeing as 40yr old herion addicts were there and the Rise Against's set was the most powerful the crowd never stopped moving and they never stopped playing for 25 minutes unfortuneatly it couldn't be longer because some gay band took up their time.

Big D and the Vandals were great too.

[superskankinactionhero]

sounds good! i'd love to see Big D and Lars and the Bastards

[obese_breasts]

Rise Against was really good when i saw them, and like you said the crowd was always moving

[NakedRaygun872]

Yeah they're CD Release show is at the metro (where I live) in a few days, I'll be there.

[obese_breasts]

Sweet, I can't wait until they do their tour this fall, I really want to see them not at the warped tour

[NakedRaygun872]

Yeah warped kinda ruins it.

[art of losing]

yea warped will ruin it but it would still be good.

[superskankinactionhero]

someone post in my ****ing thread!

[art of losing]

what is it?

[superskankinactionhero]

gay porn

[art of losing]

oh thats nice.

[Stu Pidfuk]

NakedRaygun, did you just touch my ***?

[MILF Hunter]

dont f.uck with me or il cut you b.itch

[superskankinactionhero]

don't make me bust a long nine in yo bitch azz, foo'

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

:naughty:

[superskankinactionhero]

hahaha i'm guessing that was ramonesrule. banned within 4 posts

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

Shhhh. Keep me on the downlow

[superskankinactionhero]

oh! so you're not banned. heh fair enough. it was the avatar that made me think it was you

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

:naughty:

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

So how has this place been?

[Sid]

Jim Morrison is hot.

[superskankinactionhero]

i haven't been on much at all over the past... 4 days, and it seems to have changed for the worse

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

I havent had a serious username in a month.

The rest were from the 2 spam attacks

[sketchyjoe]

So how has this place been?
horny

[Sid]

Yeah... If i wasn't so drunk all the time, this place would kinda suck.

[superskankinactionhero]

:naughty:

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

:naughty:

This reminds me of teh ghey page way back

:naughty:

[CommieCanada]

Who is the best man for the spine ripping job you may ask?

Only one man (http://gumidek.ami.cz/web/images/scorp-mo.jpg)
man that makes me wish i still had my scorpian/spam picture.

GET OVER HERE

[superskankinactionhero]

Finish Him

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

I love that game....:upset:

[sketchyjoe]

Did someone say arse ripping?

[superskankinactionhero]

fo sho

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

omg wtf

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

I have officially hit 20 posts.

[art of losing]

wow special you. 20 posts.

[RevengeOfTheVillageIdiot]

fatmatt51 has returned under another username

wow banned 3 times in one day. impressive.

[art of losing]

very impressive.

[superskankinactionhero]

very impressive indeed

[art of losing]

i need to do something impressive like that, this way people will like me.

[sketchyjoe]

Why was TheRapeGoesOn banned?

[art of losing]

for raping? i dont know.

[BeaversEatWood21]

fatmatt51 has returned under another username

wow banned 3 times in one day. impressive.


thats som funny stuff

[RevengeOfTheVillageIdiot]

this thread http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212115

people need to lighten up, and arguing with that little bitch that reported me. he got banned too though, so sucks to be him :)

[art of losing]

go for four you bastard.

[sketchyjoe]

I like your avatar.

EDIT: to Saturday's Hero

[art of losing]

whose avatar?

[RevengeOfTheVillageIdiot]

go for four you bastard.


i'll probbaly get banned for nothing like twice yesterday.
one account i didn't even post on and i got banned.

[art of losing]

haha, nice. well try for it.

[RevengeOfTheVillageIdiot]

EDIT

i love black people, jews and woman. rape is a serious issue and no one deserves it, and suicidal people should seek counselling and have friends that will look after them.

[art of losing]

report yourself, im lazy.

[RevengeOfTheVillageIdiot]

well in that case im taking back everything i said

[art of losing]

hahaha.

[sketchyjoe]

this thread http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212115

people need to lighten up, and arguing with that little bitch that reported me. he got banned too though, so sucks to be him :)
That guy got pwned pretty badly by FatPete

[art of losing]

i didnt look at it. im lazy.

[gunsnthrice]

Who agrees with me that Thrice is the best band in the industry right now? and if not who do you think is

[superskankinactionhero]

McFly

[art of losing]

i dont agree with you and id have to say simple plan economy wise. talent, rancid. goodness, strike anywhere or rx bandits.

[gunsnthrice]

i dont agree with you and id have to say simple plan economy wise. talent, rancid. goodness, strike anywhere or rx bandits.
Ok dont get me wrong i love rancid and love everything they have done with punk, but theyre not the best talent right now, i saw them about 2 months ago and they had to stop after every 3 songs to take a break because they were tired, and with tim armstrong writing songs for pink and good charlotte i dont know if i can respect him anymore

[art of losing]

how bout shut up, they are more talented then you will ever be. what band do you think is more talented?

[gunsnthrice]

how bout shut up, they are more talented then you will ever be. what band do you think is more talented?
The question was most talented right now, not 5-10 years ago, and have you ever heard the illusion of safety cd yea teppei from thrice has some of the sickest riffs i have ever heard on that

[sketchyjoe]

Guns in the Rice is the gheyest username ever.

[art of losing]

still rancid is talented, just cause they come out with ****ty music, and have no endurance anymore doesnt mean they arent talented.

[art of losing]

hahaha its guns n thrice. but i say we call him that.

[gunsnthrice]

Guns in the Rice is the gheyest username ever.


Its gunsn as in guns n roses, and thrice genuis

[sketchyjoe]

Whatever rice boy.

[art of losing]

haha hes a rice genuis.

[gunsnthrice]

still rancid is talented, just cause they come out with ****ty music, and have no endurance anymore doesnt mean they arent talented.

I agree with you though rancid is really talented, matt freeman is probly the craziest punk bassist, and lars frederiksen is just the man

[art of losing]

well then shut up you just proved yourself wrong.

[superskankinactionhero]

slut! slut! slut! slut! DIRTY BITCH!

[sketchyjoe]

Dkfrustators wins. Riceboy can f'uck off bacl to china.

[art of losing]

im a winner im a winner. oh yea shut the kid down, why not korea though.

[gunsnthrice]

im a winner im a winner. oh yea shut the kid down, why not korea though.


Yea i didnt agree that rancid is the best band right now, today, theyre really talented but theyre not the best band today

[art of losing]

dude shut up you lost.

[gunsnthrice]

if you think so

[superskankinactionhero]

stop spamming you cunts

[art of losing]

ok you agreed with me that rancid is the most talented, which is how you lost. i never said they were the best band around.

[gunsnthrice]

So what do you think of rancids new cd

[art of losing]

it was amazing.

[superskankinactionhero]

it was pretty ****

[art of losing]

yea i know, i was trying to piss off the kid.

[sketchyjoe]

I pissed him off more by calling him riceboy. So I win. Dkfrustrators can fu'ck off back to china.

[Sid]

Rancid can't make anything but bad music.

[art of losing]

I pissed him off more by calling him riceboy. So I win. Dkfrustrators can fu'ck off back to china.
you bastard.

[sketchyjoe]

That's my quote for the day.


You can all f'uck off back to china.

[art of losing]

haha. id rather go to japan, i heard their language is easier.

[Sid]

I'm so bored. I'm just going thread to thread with the intention to piss Cheeser off. It's really easy to get him going too. :D

[sketchyjoe]

Don't worry. He never posts in here.

[art of losing]

anyone know where i can get an avatar of MXC?

[Sid]

I know. I now believe the whole purpose of the internet is to piss people off.

Course i've always thought that.

[art of losing]

thats a good reason, until you get your *** beat one day.

[Sid]

Actually i do the same thing in real life too.

No wonder some people hate me.

[Sid]

This is what you do:

Start and aguement with someone and then even if you DON'T agree with what you're saying, say it anyway. Just to piss people off.

[art of losing]

yea i know how to do it. just im lazy.

[art of losing]

who likes pringles?

[sketchyjoe]

Check out this chain letter I just got:

Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion ****ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor ****ing 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send his email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy Bunny in the magazine! What a bunch of ****ing bull****.

So basically, this message is a big **** YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Ceaser in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.

**** them!

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly ****ing amusing. I've seen all the 'send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a Nickel from some omniscient being forwards about 90 times. I don't ****ing care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.


THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:

Chain Letter Type 1:
(scroll down)


Make a wish!!!




Keep Scrolling



No, really, go on and make one!!!





Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!
Wish something else!!!





Not that, you pervert!!






STOP!!!!


Wasn't that fun? :)
Hope you made a great wish :)


Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure.

It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here's how it goes:

*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.

*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house. Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!

Chain Letter Type 2

Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.

Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bull****. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds.

Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.

Thanks again!!


Chain Letter Type 3

Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do.

So this is how it works... Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:

*Bizarre Horror Story #1
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!!!

*Bizarre Horror Story #2
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and went to hell and were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity.

This Could Happen To You Too!!! Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay.


Chain Letter Type 4

As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote.
Send it to all your friends.

FRIENDS:

A friend is someone who is always at your side.

A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of ****, and your breath smells like you've been eating catfood.

A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a hat full of assholes.

A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself.

A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life.

A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by mad goats, then thrown to vicious dogs.

A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English...no, sorry that's the cleaning lady.

A friend is NOT someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.

Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never have sex ever again!


The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?

Now forward this to everyone that you know otherwise you'll find all your knickers missing tomorrow morning!

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

heh

[sketchyjoe]

I've just found out I have the 548th most amount of posts on the whole of MX. Only 14,500 more to cath up with dkpinhead.

[woodstock3712]

like 4 for me

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

If anyone is willing to, go to the Forced Listening thread and call dibs on Celebration of the Lizard.

[sketchyjoe]

like 4 for me
What?

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

He has 4 balls.

[sketchyjoe]

I thought I was the only one.

[woodstock3712]

no i have 4 posts more now though

[Stu Pidfuk]

I am back to 500 posts. I don't post on Cyco much.

[woodstock3712]

yay

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

If someone can guess what my name comes from I will e-give them five bucks.

[woodstock3712]

i can't spend internet money

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

:eek: NOW YOU CAN!

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

:eek: NOW YOU CAN!

[art of losing]

no you still cant.

[JmE]

:eek: NOW YOU CAN!
Haha, is the 'Banned' your disguise or something?

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

Keep it on the downlow old "pal".

[JmE]

I'm not a supermod so I don't see any reason to take the responsibility. Besides, I don't think anyone is out to get you anyway, unless Zerokewl is obsessive.

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

Good, good.

[police story]

sooooooo drunk

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

sooooooo drunk

Then say something funny.

[AK47]

haha cool down low!

[Brain Toad]

I just got back from the County Fair.. saw Charlie Daniel's Band, he was quite good.

[Hey Mr. Light Man]

haha cool down low!

Keep me on the downlow.

[AK47]

:thumb:

[JmE]

http://www.joker-inc.com/files/lohan06.html

Latest pics of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini... with FEZ!

[pedro durruti]

Uh oh Reiner will be mad when he sees that guy rubbing her

[police story]

i cant even see straight...too much cheap booze

[DrGolovaCroxby]

i cant see straight... too much internet..

[Vietnow]

N3rd

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

:lol: Someone just tried to use MySpace as a sex site. I highlighted the incident for easy viewing. His profile was deleted immediately.

http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v122/kingsolomon/WTF.jpg