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obese_breasts
07-11-2004, 12:18 AM
but jesus made you

obese_breasts
07-11-2004, 12:19 AM
does anyone here like Formula 1?

art of losing
07-11-2004, 12:26 AM
i like formula 2.

obese_breasts
07-11-2004, 12:27 AM
yea its twice as good as formula 1

art of losing
07-11-2004, 12:27 AM
cherry coke>every other drink

obese_breasts
07-11-2004, 12:27 AM
dude, cherry coke = dr. pepper > all other sodas

art of losing
07-11-2004, 12:28 AM
yes but cherry coke sounds cooler.

JmE
07-11-2004, 12:29 AM
Dr. Pepper blows. I don't like it. Cherry coke is good, but I prefer vanilla.

dkpinhead
07-11-2004, 12:29 AM
I have decieded I am going to take massive amounts of LSD in order to counteract boredom and depression.

art of losing
07-11-2004, 12:30 AM
....:rolleyes: good luck with that..

obese_breasts
07-11-2004, 12:30 AM
:wave: bye bye

JmE
07-11-2004, 12:31 AM
I have decieded I am going to take massive amounts of LSD in order to counteract boredom and depression.
That was actually my plan this summer. Except I'm going for shrooms first.

pedro durruti
07-11-2004, 12:32 AM
Matt, I don't have that album, you scum

police story
07-11-2004, 12:32 AM
I have decieded I am going to take massive amounts of LSD in order to counteract boredom and depression.
hmm..or you could go see a shrink. haha, are you serious though?

dkpinhead
07-11-2004, 12:41 AM
hmm..or you could go see a shrink. haha, are you serious though?
I don't have any money. So as of now, no, I am not.

obese_breasts
07-11-2004, 01:02 AM
Infomercials crack me up. Have any of you see the one that peels hardboiled eggs

dkpinhead
07-11-2004, 01:06 AM
Infomercials crack me up. Have any of you see the one that peels hardboiled eggs
The one that talks about the bubble of air at the top of the egg?

Ever seen the enhancement pill one with Ron Jeremy in it?

Let's Chop Cats!
07-11-2004, 01:47 AM
Infomercials crack me up. Have any of you see the one that peels hardboiled eggs
The only infomercials I watch are the Girls Gone Wild ones.

Blitz999AttakDI
07-11-2004, 02:51 AM
but jesus made you
i say his parents made him

Firecracker
07-11-2004, 05:57 AM
the womb made you.

ACSMAT
07-11-2004, 06:08 AM
The cord made you

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 07:09 AM
Well, it says chocolate/coffee/nut beer, but that's just a category. It just means that they put all beers that have significant amounts of chocolate, coffee, or nuts in that catagory. They don't have to have all three ingredients in them. For example, a good chocolate beer would be either Young's Double Chocolate Stout, Sam Adams Chocolate Bock, or Brooklyn Black Chocolate Stout. A good example of a coffee beer would be Bell's Java Stout by the Kalamazoo Brewing Co. An example of a nut beer would be Rogue Hazelnut Brown Nectar or Samuel Smith Nut Brown Ale.

Oh ok. I don't really know all that much about beer, i just drink it and see if it tastes nice and that does for me

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 07:13 AM
eugh i tried hoegarden last night

it's white beer


and its ****ING HORRIBLE!

it's like really nasty cheap cider mixed with beechames flu plus lemon stuff or something.

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 07:30 AM
eugh i tried hoegarden last night

it's white beer


and its ****ING HORRIBLE!

it's like really nasty cheap cider mixed with beechames flu plus lemon stuff or something.

Where did you get it from? I want to try some

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 07:31 AM
a pub

its the nastiest lager i have ever tried, and i HATE lager because it is a bitches drink.

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 07:38 AM
a pub

its the nastiest lager i have ever tried, and i HATE lager because it is a bitches drink.

Was it on tap then or a bottle?

Lager's not a woman's drink necessarily, although Stella is

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 07:53 AM
tap i expect, my friend bought it and i wasnt with him, i only tried a bit.

lager was invented for woman.

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 07:58 AM
That was actually my plan this summer. Except I'm going for shrooms first.


my summer plan to


and beer
and weed
and girls.

lynch_me
07-11-2004, 08:00 AM
crackpots

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 08:01 AM
you're going to crack pots over summer?

lynch_me
07-11-2004, 08:05 AM
My mom has nice cups.

MILF Hunter
07-11-2004, 09:10 AM
my summer plan to


and beer
and weed
and girls
and dave.


:confused:

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 09:30 AM
That was actually my plan this summer. Except I'm going for shrooms first.

:thumb:

mole
07-11-2004, 09:52 AM
i got a pair of free pants today

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 09:55 AM
i didn't. shame.

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 10:00 AM
:confused:


oooh yeah :naughty:

AK47
07-11-2004, 11:06 AM
werd

MILF Hunter
07-11-2004, 11:06 AM
oooh yeah :naughty:

hey :naughty:

lynch_me
07-11-2004, 11:30 AM
mmmmmmmmm

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 11:53 AM
le bebe

lynch_me
07-11-2004, 12:13 PM
I love le bebe

Wolf-
07-11-2004, 12:17 PM
Could someone add me on MSN and tell me some real punk groups
I like NOFX alot, Bad Religion a bit and Rancid too. Just want to get to know the lesser known punk bands.

johan.ronsse@gamesplanet.be

JmE
07-11-2004, 12:18 PM
Let's talk about dead baby jokes! They are teh funny.

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 12:20 PM
your mum jokes are teh funnier

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 01:12 PM
lets talk about weird jokes


why did the monkey fall out of the tree?































someone threw a fridge at it.

whats worse than a maggot in your apple?






























getting raped.

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 01:30 PM
:lol:

art of losing
07-11-2004, 01:37 PM
Hello.

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 01:43 PM
hello

art of losing
07-11-2004, 01:43 PM
Jello.

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 01:44 PM
mellow

art of losing
07-11-2004, 01:48 PM
Cello.

lynch_me
07-11-2004, 01:49 PM
Shutup

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 01:56 PM
:upset:

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 01:57 PM
Le bebe has spoken

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 02:04 PM
holy christmas! you have about 350 less posts than me and i've been here since January.

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 02:07 PM
I've had hardly any school recently and had nothing to do. I've been on here quite a lot recently....

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 02:12 PM
how old are you?

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 02:17 PM
16

Just finished AS

you?

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 02:23 PM
16, just finished GCSE's

MILF Hunter
07-11-2004, 02:25 PM
I've had hardly any school recently and had nothing to do. I've been on here quite a lot recently....

haha same here

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 02:27 PM
having no school ****ing rules

JmE
07-11-2004, 02:28 PM
Yes it does. The greatest thing about no school, is that for once in my life... I CAN SLEEP!

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 02:29 PM
Yes it does. The greatest thing about no school, is that for once in my life... I CAN SLEEP!


Lie ins are fantastic :thumb:

Let's Chop Cats!
07-11-2004, 02:30 PM
I went to sleep at 5am and then woke up at 2:20pm.

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 02:32 PM
hahaha yeah man. i haven't been to bed before 3am since i left school, and (bar parties) haven't been up before 12pm :)

Let's Chop Cats!
07-11-2004, 02:33 PM
I just found out that Cameron Diaz did some S&M porno stuff. Should be interesting.

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 02:33 PM
holy ****!!! if you find it, tell me where

JmE
07-11-2004, 02:34 PM
I just found out that Cameron Diaz did some S&M porno stuff. Should be interesting.
I just saw that on another message board a few days ago, they posted quite a few pics from it.

Let's Chop Cats!
07-11-2004, 02:34 PM
Hahhahaha
holy ****!!! if you find it, tell me where
Kazaa.

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 02:34 PM
I just found out that Cameron Diaz did some S&M porno stuff. Should be interesting.


Did you find that from a link posted somewhere on these forums because i saw something like that but haven't opened it yet?

Let's Chop Cats!
07-11-2004, 02:35 PM
My cousin told me about it. I'm downlaoding it off Kazaa, I didn't know it was on a site.

lynch_me
07-11-2004, 02:37 PM
I like men

Let's Chop Cats!
07-11-2004, 02:38 PM
We know, we know.

JmE
07-11-2004, 02:42 PM
She doesn't do much in it, she only goes topless and poses.

Here are some pics from it...

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v250/MiraculousNothing/CameronDiaz/CameronDiaz.jpg

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v250/MiraculousNothing/CameronDiaz/CameronDiaz3.jpg

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v250/MiraculousNothing/CameronDiaz/CameronDiaz2.jpg

art of losing
07-11-2004, 02:46 PM
I'm Over rated

...

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 02:47 PM
Oh baby

art of losing
07-11-2004, 02:47 PM
She doesn't do much in it, she only goes topless and poses.

Here are some pics from it...

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v250/MiraculousNothing/CameronDiaz/CameronDiaz.jpg

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v250/MiraculousNothing/CameronDiaz/CameronDiaz3.jpg

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v250/MiraculousNothing/CameronDiaz/CameronDiaz2.jpg

those would be good if the quality wasnt so bad

SheepNutz
07-11-2004, 02:50 PM
a pub

its the nastiest lager i have ever tried, and i HATE lager because it is a bitches drink.

Haha, Hoegaarden, and all other witbiers for that matter, are not lagers! They are ales. You people need to stop classifying lager as a specific type of beer. It's only called a lager cause it's made with lager yeast and fermented (lagered) longer. The fact that it's a lager really has not that much to do with how it tastes. Sure the yeast has some to do with it, but it's all about what grains, hops, and adjuncts are used. Witbiers like Hoegaarden have a citrus and spicy flavor. The citrus comes from the orange peel used in brewing them and the spicy flavors come from coriander that is added to witbiers. None of those flavor profiles put together are associated with any other beer style, especially any type of lager. If you want to see what the different styles of lager and ale are, check this out: http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/style/ It has more info than you'll ever need.

Now to the fact that you called lager a "bitches drink". I'd love to hear you say that after trying a Beer like Samichlaus, which is 14% abv: http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/rate_results/285/776/ or EKU 28 at 11% abv: http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/rate_results/412/1230/
Try drinking a few of these and tell me if all lagers are a "bitches drink"!

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 02:52 PM
because strength takes away from the fact that lager was invented for woman who didnt want to drink mens beer?

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 02:53 PM
It just tends to be women that drink lagers more. I love lager man, i find it much nicer than bitters or stouts.

Grolsch and Fosters :cool:

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 02:54 PM
its just fizzy alcohol

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 02:55 PM
they don't look like her very much

MILF Hunter
07-11-2004, 02:55 PM
Lagers dont even taste that nice

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 02:57 PM
They're definately fakes but she's still hot

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 02:58 PM
Lagers dont even taste that nice


they taste like hooliganism

JmE
07-11-2004, 02:58 PM
They're not fakes, if you see the video it's clearly her, judging by her voice and the way she looks. It was filmed when she was 19, that's over 10 years ago, before she was famous. It's real, Cameron Diaz has been fighting it in court for a year now...

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 02:59 PM
they taste like hooliganism

:lol: Very true

Let's Chop Cats!
07-11-2004, 03:00 PM
I'm about to start watching the video now....

JmE
07-11-2004, 03:01 PM
I'm about to start watching the video now....
Don't get your hopes up, it's not that great. She's not even topless for half of it. It's really corny.

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 03:02 PM
They're not fakes, if you see the video it's clearly her, judging by her voice and the way she looks. It was filmed when she was 19, that's over 10 years ago, before she was famous. It's real, Cameron Diaz has been fighting it in court for a year now...


i thought she was fighting against some topless modeling thing but the person in the photo doesn't look 19, but nevermind i trust

Let's Chop Cats!
07-11-2004, 03:03 PM
Yeah that video did suck. Pics are real though.

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 03:08 PM
but cameran diaz isnt hot....


and anyway i got a picture of her having sex in the ocean. they arnt hard to find.

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 03:11 PM
lager is good with curries

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 03:12 PM
bitter is better


only football hooligans drink lager






























and nearly everyone under 25

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 03:13 PM
Cameron Diaz is ****ing fine!!! she has the sweetest *** ever

lynch_me
07-11-2004, 03:13 PM
Who's gay?

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 03:14 PM
you!!!

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 03:14 PM
Cameron Diaz is ****ing fine!!! she has the sweetest *** ever


no, she doesnt


i win.

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 03:15 PM
i got pwned :upset:

Let's Chop Cats!
07-11-2004, 03:15 PM
Natalie Portman is really hot. I saw her at a parking garage in NYC. Also I saw some pictures of her tits that were taken at a beach in some other country.

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 03:16 PM
Natalie Portman really is ****ing sexy

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 03:18 PM
who is she?

/


show me some pictures

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 03:20 PM
http://www.celebmadness.com/natalie-portman/natalie-portman25.htm

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 03:21 PM
lager > bitter

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 03:21 PM
meh

i'd do her but....meh

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 03:22 PM
bitter>cider>alco pops>shandy>lager

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 03:22 PM
she looks better on video

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 03:23 PM
:lol:

lynch_me
07-11-2004, 03:26 PM
Bugs bunny is hot.

Let's Chop Cats!
07-11-2004, 03:27 PM
Bugs's original name was Efrem the Retarded Rabbit.

bassismylifecuziamaloser
07-11-2004, 03:32 PM
I love what the Brits have done for beer. I love my Boddingtons pub ale... good stuff... and Guiness stout. Good British beer in general, actually.

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 03:35 PM
your mums original name was james

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 03:39 PM
thats alright :)

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 03:40 PM
our pleasure

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 03:41 PM
Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."

The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.

That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"

The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."

"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?"

"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."

Let's Chop Cats!
07-11-2004, 03:43 PM
Hahahahha, good ole necro jokes.

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 03:44 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

JmE
07-11-2004, 03:46 PM
That's an ok joke.

However, Natalie Portman was very hot in the new Star Wars movies. I think the only reason I went to the see the second movie, was because she was in it.

art of losing
07-11-2004, 03:47 PM
Bugs's original name was Efrem the Retarded Rabbit.

i love that show.

lynch_me
07-11-2004, 03:51 PM
Bugs's original name was Efrem the Retarded Rabbit.
Family Die!

BeaversEatWood21
07-11-2004, 03:54 PM
i farted and it really smells bad.

dkpinhead
07-11-2004, 03:54 PM
That's an ok joke.

However, Natalie Portman was very hot in the new Star Wars movies. I think the only reason I went to the see the second movie, was because she was in it.
My friend has a cardboard cutout of her in his basement, it's nice.

lynch_me
07-11-2004, 03:56 PM
Did he steal it or something?

dkpinhead
07-11-2004, 03:57 PM
Did he steal it or something?
Probably. He's a cleptomaniac.

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 04:04 PM
haha cool. my friend has a **** load of cardboard cut-outs for games and films, he goes into video game stores and puts his telephone number on the back of them, and tells them to call him when they're throwing it out. yeah, he's a loser

lynch_me
07-11-2004, 04:11 PM
I love going to seatch engines and purposely typing in stuff that will give me lame sites like this. They are so funny to read http://www.webspawner.com/users/sparklez14/

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 04:13 PM
retards like that should have been aborted

it has to be a joke.

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 04:14 PM
hahaha. that person should die

MILF Hunter
07-11-2004, 04:16 PM
bitter>alco pops>shandy>lager>cider


thats more like it. Cider is a horrible cheap nasty homeless person drink

lynch_me
07-11-2004, 04:17 PM
Uh oh, does somebody want attention? http://www.pentaclerecords.net/guttergurlz/gutter_gurlz_1.html

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 04:17 PM
id rather drink cider than the others


i used to only drink cider, but if i drink to much i puke and feel absoltuely awful


i've never puked on beer, i just feel grotty and bloated if i drink to much

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 04:19 PM
there parents dont love them, are most of them guys?

MILF Hunter
07-11-2004, 04:20 PM
Alco pops just take like pop, and are easy to drink, same with shandy

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 04:21 PM
but dont get you drunk

unless you are a girl

or a 30 year old man with a receeding hair line, they are always drunk on alcopops

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 04:22 PM
Alcopops are so full of sugar and no-one with any self respect drinks them

lager > bitter > alcopops

MILF Hunter
07-11-2004, 04:23 PM
They dont get you drunk, but they are easy to drink

lynch_me
07-11-2004, 04:23 PM
I can't even tell.

MILF Hunter
07-11-2004, 04:24 PM
omg this one time i downed 3 smirnoffs!1 I was wrecked!!11!

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 04:24 PM
and its cool drinking them with girls, you can drink them at the same rate and the girls will be wasted and you'll be fine, except your teeth will be rotted.

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 04:25 PM
and its cool drinking them with girls, you can drink them at the same rate and the girls will be wasted and you'll be fine, except your teeth will be rotted.


that's true- all da hot chicks in da club drink alcopops

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 04:26 PM
eww, screw clubs, im thinking house parties.

like the party i was at, where all the girls ended up in their underwear running around in the garden, hawt :cool:

MILF Hunter
07-11-2004, 04:27 PM
Nightclubbin is where its at man! :eek:

SheepNutz
07-11-2004, 04:27 PM
You people aren't getting the fvcking point! LAGER IS NOT A STYLE OF BEER!!! You can't go around saying, "Oh, I hate lager. It's for girls!" That makes no fvcking sense. Lager beer has been around way longer than any of us, and it wasn't invented for women! I hope the countries of Germany and the Czech Republic collectively kick you asses for thinking that way. Sure, there are some lagers that are "fizzy" and "girly" (like Budweiser, Bud Light, Mic Ultra, etc.) Those are just the tip of the iceberg for the numerous beer styles under the lager category. I hate american macro lagers, I hate Heinekin, I hate Stella, but all of those are light or pale lagers. I love bocks, doublebocks, schwartzbiers, oktoberfests, and steam beer. All of those are lagers too. Open your eyes and see that some lagers actually have flavor, a nice alcohol bite, and the thick body and low carbonation that is classically identified with ales.

MILF Hunter
07-11-2004, 04:28 PM
shhh, only me lightyear,matt, and adam are allowed to post in here

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 04:28 PM
Isn't beer is a generalisation for lager, stout and bitters?

SheepNutz
07-11-2004, 04:30 PM
I love what the Brits have done for beer. I love my Boddingtons pub ale... good stuff... and Guiness stout. Good British beer in general, actually.

Umm, Guinness is Irish. I do agree though, the Brits have some great beer. My fav brit breweries are Young's, Fuller's, and Samuel Smith. Thanks to the UK, cask conditioned ale is also making a huge wave through the US. There is no better way to have beer than poured from a cask.

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 04:31 PM
LAGER IS NOT A STYLE OF BEER!!! Lager beer


has been around way longer than any of us, and it wasn't invented for women! I hope the countries of Germany and the Czech Republic collectively kick you asses for thinking that way.


haha but you called it beer.

germany or the czech republic couldnt kick my arse if they tried, theya re all to busy making girls drinks.

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 04:31 PM
Umm, Guinness is Irish. I do agree though, the Brits have some great beer. My fav brit breweries are Young's, Fuller's, and Samuel Smith. Thanks to the UK, cask conditioned ale is also making a huge wave through the US. There is no better way to have beer than poured from a cask.


and ireland is a part of britain.

SheepNutz
07-11-2004, 04:33 PM
Isn't beer is a generalisation for lager, stout and bitters?

Beer is broken into two groups: ales and lagers. Ales are brewed with top fermenting yeast at higher temps (60-70 degrees F) for shorter periods of time (1-2 weeks). Lagers are brewed with bottom fermenting yeast at lower temps (35-50 degrees F) for longer periods of time (4-6 weeks). Your stouts and bitters all fall under the ale category. Here is a page that shows the two main branches (ales and lagers) and all styles contained within: http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/style/

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 04:34 PM
And therefore they are all classed as beer

SheepNutz
07-11-2004, 04:35 PM
haha but you called it bear.


I guess you meant "beer"? Anyway, I was saying lager beer as the classification of all lagers, I wasn't calling it a particular style.

SheepNutz
07-11-2004, 04:37 PM
And therefore they are all classed as beer

Right! At least someone gets it.

superskankinactionhero
07-11-2004, 04:37 PM
shhh, only me lightyear,matt, and adam are allowed to post in here

darn right

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 04:39 PM
Right! At least someone gets it.

I don't think anyone ever said that this wasn't the case

thenotsofatmatt
07-11-2004, 04:42 PM
Right! At least someone gets it.

now what are you talking about

the only person who said lager isnt beer is you


must be to much womans drink.

JmE
07-11-2004, 04:44 PM
Uh oh, does somebody want attention? http://www.pentaclerecords.net/guttergurlz/gutter_gurlz_1.html
That is very disturbing. The three guys in the group all look like women. I predict their descent into the drag queen business as soon as they realize that they can't destroy MTV.

I looked at their bios ( :eek: ) and three are guys, and only one is actually a girl.

lynch_me
07-11-2004, 04:46 PM
Hahaha

BeaversEatWood21
07-11-2004, 04:49 PM
haha a mod erased the which group of people do you hate most thread.

JmE
07-11-2004, 04:50 PM
haha a mod erased the which group of people do you hate most thread.
Yea I did, it would have just dissolved into the "Argue with cheeser1" thread.

Drop The Baby
07-11-2004, 04:51 PM
haha

MILF Hunter
07-11-2004, 04:52 PM
Yea I did, it would have just dissolved into the "Argue with cheeser1" thread.

and thats bad, why...?

pedro durruti
07-11-2004, 04:54 PM
Wow those guys are faggots

JmE
07-11-2004, 04:54 PM
and thats bad, why...?
It's all a bunch of nonsense. All you people do is antagonize him.

BeaversEatWood21
07-11-2004, 04:57 PM
no i dont. i was just being a smarta'ss. he is hte one who takes everything up the rectum.

fuhgawz
07-11-2004, 05:01 PM
Becks, Heineken, San Miguel and Früh Kölsch.

SheepNutz
07-11-2004, 05:31 PM
I don't think anyone ever said that this wasn't the case

Someone a few pages back had said that stout wasn't beer, and people like matt are just as lost.

SheepNutz
07-11-2004, 05:33 PM
now what are you talking about

the only person who said lager isnt beer is you


must be to much womans drink.

Where did I ever say that lager isn't beer? I said that lager isn't a STYLE of beer. The different beer styles are in the subcategories of ale and lager.

Câptain Jack Sparrow
07-11-2004, 05:35 PM
211 Steel Reserve, or Budweiser.

Aaron
07-11-2004, 05:41 PM
Dead Guy Ale.....**** yes

SheepNutz
07-11-2004, 05:49 PM
Good choice. I love Rogue Dead Guy Ale! What's really neat about it is that it's a maibock style beer (a lager style), but it's brewed with ale yeast. John Maier is a genius!

art of losing
07-11-2004, 06:03 PM
god told me to skin you alive.

NuGgEt123
07-11-2004, 06:24 PM
...sXe :)

Excursions
07-11-2004, 06:49 PM
speights

Kaplunk
07-11-2004, 07:21 PM
Is there anywhere else to get Kazaa Lite than oldversion.com? They took it off and now I'm pornless.

Let's Chop Cats!
07-11-2004, 07:22 PM
If you really need it I can send you the installer over AIM.

AK47
07-11-2004, 07:24 PM
Is there anywhere else to get Kazaa Lite than oldversion.com? They took it off and now I'm pornless.

haha you stink!

Kaplunk
07-11-2004, 07:25 PM
I've never bothered with AIM, so I don't have it.

I'm sure I'll find one for download somewhere.

Kaplunk
07-11-2004, 07:26 PM
haha you stink!

Fagbot.

You missed Folk Fest, meaning you lose.

AK47
07-11-2004, 07:28 PM
Hey you better be nice to a person that has kazaa lite and COULD send it too you. But it's to late for that.

AK47
07-11-2004, 07:29 PM
You missed Folk Fest, meaning you lose.

you didn't even ask me to go :upset: I so would have went

Kaplunk
07-11-2004, 07:31 PM
you didn't even ask me to go :upset:

Somebody said you said Folk Fest was stupid. Oh well.

And I just finished downloading it again. :)

BeaversEatWood21
07-11-2004, 07:31 PM
"squatters rights....ill give em a right, ill give em a left, and ill give em a kick to the f'uckin' head"

i love sheer terror.

AK47
07-11-2004, 07:31 PM
Somebody said you said Folk Fest was stupid. Oh well.

And I just finished downloading it again. :)

what the s.hit i never said nothing like that. I totally listen to folk music. I'm gonna rape whoever said that

Kaplunk
07-11-2004, 07:34 PM
what the s.hit i never said nothing like that. I totally listen to folk music. I'm gonna rape whoever said that

Oh well, it was pretty s'hitty until people started handing us free weed.

Next year we're getting a camp site, so the more people we have, the cheaper it will be. :thumb:

AK47
07-11-2004, 07:35 PM
haha that's cool. all i did was watch nascar and masturbate

JmE
07-11-2004, 08:43 PM
Well well, another attempted spam attack tonight and the forums get passworded. So lonely in here.

NewKindofArmy03
07-11-2004, 11:20 PM
im the only member here right now

Brain Toad
07-11-2004, 11:21 PM
And it's back... yay.

Brain Toad
07-11-2004, 11:22 PM
I just read a funny thread from about a year back where Zerokewl convinced n00bs you had to pay for MX, was quite funny how everybody either fell for it, or helped further it.

JmE
07-11-2004, 11:25 PM
I just read a funny thread from about a year back where Zerokewl convinced n00bs you had to pay for MX, was quite funny how everybody either fell for it, or helped further it.
I remember that. The Pit has had some good times. However, if anyone ever wanted to know why I don't post there, it's for a simple reason: The Pit is not worthy of my presence.

Brain Toad
07-11-2004, 11:27 PM
The Pit got quite boring after the Eric fiasco, I went back today when the forum was closed, some interesting threads there. Nothing beats our Community Thread though.

NewKindofArmy03
07-11-2004, 11:28 PM
funniest thread ever: stories on the crapper

JmE
07-11-2004, 11:29 PM
The Pit got quite boring after the Eric fiasco, I went back today when the forum was closed, some interesting threads there. Nothing beats our Community Thread though.
Nothing does, especially not the pop-punk forum's crappy "Discussion thread"
I say we scheme to steal the 10,000th post over there. They're getting close, the punk forum must own it.

Brain Toad
07-11-2004, 11:31 PM
They shal be so owned

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:rIZuG4ptCAUJ:www.inpuj.net/~shawnfaze/pwned.jpg

JmE
07-11-2004, 11:33 PM
They shal be so owned

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:rIZuG4ptCAUJ:www.inpuj.net/~shawnfaze/pwned.jpg
Ha, I've seen that. My favorite own3d picture with nudity, is one where there's this naked chick on her knees with a plunger stuck on her face.

art of losing
07-11-2004, 11:33 PM
oh thank god the forums open.

Brain Toad
07-11-2004, 11:36 PM
Ah, and one more for your amusment, as I'm bored right now.

http://pages.sbcglobal.net/goatbot/images/india.jpg

police story
07-11-2004, 11:55 PM
i found a bottle of new years 2000 chamopagne in my cuborad! hell yeha, im feelin good

Let's Chop Cats!
07-11-2004, 11:56 PM
Hahah YES! I love the owned/pwned pictures.

I just finished watch Spidey 2. The best part is when SPidey is hurt on the subway and these people are like you have to go through me first. SO Doc Ock is like ok! than plows through them.

obese_breasts
07-11-2004, 11:57 PM
that movie was pretty good, was too touchy feely though

Let's Chop Cats!
07-12-2004, 12:00 AM
I hated the first one. This one was significantly better, but nothing to great. The romance parts were lame. Mainly because Tobey Miguire is a pussy and Kirsten Dunce wasn't naked.

JmE
07-12-2004, 12:03 AM
and Kirsten Dunce wasn't naked.

You didn't need to say any more. This is why the movie was a disapointment to me.

obese_breasts
07-12-2004, 12:10 AM
i think Kirsten Dunst titties would have bumped that movie up a good 3 notches

Let's Chop Cats!
07-12-2004, 12:12 AM
Her nipples being hard in the first one was the only thing that made it bearable.

obese_breasts
07-12-2004, 12:14 AM
so very true

obese_breasts
07-12-2004, 12:17 AM
i just got paid today, $200, I'm livin' large

JmE
07-12-2004, 12:21 AM
Yea you are, I'm broke!

obese_breasts
07-12-2004, 12:23 AM
I was broke for about 4 months until this weekend

SkankinPickle
07-12-2004, 12:30 AM
im getting paid 2 leafs of weed and 150 bucks tomarrow!!

obese_breasts
07-12-2004, 12:40 AM
d'amn soulseek is down

Let's Chop Cats!
07-12-2004, 12:42 AM
This sucks, I want to go to sleep, but I'm not tired enough.

I haven't goten to bed ealier than 5:30am for the past 3 days.

pedro durruti
07-12-2004, 12:42 AM
It's not down, you just suck! Everyone who can get on soulseek get on

obese_breasts
07-12-2004, 12:43 AM
awwww :upset:

Let's Chop Cats!
07-12-2004, 12:43 AM
Aya Captain! :thumb:

AK47
07-12-2004, 12:52 AM
S O U L S E E K

Let's Chop Cats!
07-12-2004, 12:54 AM
You people need more mp3's for me to download.

obese_breasts
07-12-2004, 12:59 AM
why is it not working for me???????????

obese_breasts
07-12-2004, 01:00 AM
nevermind :D

Blitz999AttakDI
07-12-2004, 02:53 AM
im on soulseek right now getting combat 84 songs....is combat 84 like a racist group..forgive me if i sound like an idiot

rather_be_dead2
07-12-2004, 03:18 AM
there was a little spanish flea

a singing star he wanted to be

he had heard of the beatles the chipmunks he'd seen on tvvvvv

why not a little spanish flea?

lynch_me
07-12-2004, 06:08 AM
Oh no

MILF Hunter
07-12-2004, 06:09 AM
im on soulseek right now getting combat 84 songs....is combat 84 like a racist group..forgive me if i sound like an idiot

No, whats your soulseek name?

lynch_me
07-12-2004, 06:15 AM
mmmmmmmmkay

superskankinactionhero
07-12-2004, 07:52 AM
i just found £60 i had totally forgotten about :smoke:

Drop The Baby
07-12-2004, 08:00 AM
i just found £60 i had totally forgotten about :smoke:


You must be loaded to just forget about £60 :cool:

superskankinactionhero
07-12-2004, 08:10 AM
hahaha i'm not normally, i am going to be over this summer though :)

superskankinactionhero
07-12-2004, 08:11 AM
and the reason i forgot about it, was because i intended to forget about it so i wouldn't spend it. it was supposed to be for Wasted but now i'm not going i can spend it :D

Drop The Baby
07-12-2004, 08:15 AM
Yeah why aren'y you going to Wasted? the line-up looks great: Stiff little fingers, leftover crack, subhuman, citizen fish etc etc

superskankinactionhero
07-12-2004, 08:18 AM
dude, don't remind me of how ****ing good the line-up is, please!!! my friend can't afford it and my parents won't let me go on my own, even though i was supposed to be meeting dave and matt there anyway

Drop The Baby
07-12-2004, 08:20 AM
just tell them you're meeting your friends up there

superskankinactionhero
07-12-2004, 08:24 AM
trust me, i've tried everything possible. they won't let me go unless they physically see me getting on the train with my friend... probably

MILF Hunter
07-12-2004, 08:27 AM
pay your freind to come with you

superskankinactionhero
07-12-2004, 08:28 AM
can't afford that much. he's only got £100. ticket, camping and train alone are £150

Drop The Baby
07-12-2004, 08:30 AM
can't afford that much. he's only got £100. ticket, camping and train alone are £150


That's why i can't go :upset:

thenotsofatmatt
07-12-2004, 08:31 AM
its not that expensive

ticket is 75

train from here/london is about 26 quid (child saver return :cool:)

camping is 27.50

MILF Hunter
07-12-2004, 08:32 AM
can't afford that much. he's only got £100. ticket, camping and train alone are £150

You have 350 quid though :eek:

Drop The Baby
07-12-2004, 08:35 AM
:eek: Sounds like Dave and Matt just want to mug you after you've been balbbing about how rich you are

thenotsofatmatt
07-12-2004, 08:42 AM
naah, my mate has 1,250 in the bank. im gonna mug him.

superskankinactionhero
07-12-2004, 08:42 AM
can't get to london so tickets = £85

train = £44

camping = £27.50

plus money for food, booze and drugs

superskankinactionhero
07-12-2004, 08:48 AM
anyway, i'm off out to fritter away my hard forgotten cash. cheers m'dears :chug:

thenotsofatmatt
07-12-2004, 08:48 AM
yeah
giver yer mate a hundred quid

then he has enough, and you will still have 250

:thumb:

Guess Who?!
07-12-2004, 10:02 AM
Hello whores. How have you been?

Drop The Baby
07-12-2004, 10:14 AM
Good choice. I love Rogue Dead Guy Ale! What's really neat about it is that it's a maibock style beer (a lager style), but it's brewed with ale yeast. John Maier is a genius!


How do you know so much about beer?

AARON27
07-12-2004, 10:19 AM
Is it true the english/irish drink there beer warm?

Mine's Tooheys Old, not many people like it so knowone scabs it off you at a party.

AARON27
07-12-2004, 10:23 AM
Fosters?! EWWWW! Us Aussies export it for a reason.


i bet americans order it in lame aussie accent as well

Drop The Baby
07-12-2004, 10:34 AM
Is it true the english/irish drink there beer warm?



No that is definately not true. That would taste dirty, who said that?

AARON27
07-12-2004, 10:38 AM
I heard it through the grapevine, i wasn't sure if it was true.

Drop The Baby
07-12-2004, 10:39 AM
No i think someone was just taking the piss

AARON27
07-12-2004, 10:43 AM
No i heard it throught the grapvine which means they heard it from someone who heard it from someone

Drop The Baby
07-12-2004, 10:46 AM
Yes and that someone was just taking the piss