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SheepNutz
07-05-2004, 03:13 PM
Yeah Becks (Pils) is good, but as a real Düsseldorfer (germany) I love "Alt"---the worsed "beer" ever is "kölsch"! It´s the beer from colone and it tastes like urin...:-)

Hell yeah to Altbier. Recently in the US we've been lucky enough to get Uerige Sticke, which is one of the best beers to come out of Germany IMO. I can't believe you don't like kölsch though. I've had Reissdorf kölsch and there are a few breweries in the US that are making kölsch-style beers. They are great to drink right after you've cut the grass.

thenotsofatmatt
07-05-2004, 03:15 PM
Carling tastes like piss


eugh carling, worst beer ever.

SheepNutz
07-05-2004, 03:18 PM
apart from guiness which isnt actually beer anyways its stout.

Umm, stout is beer. It's just a style of beer. All stouts are beer, but not all beer are stouts. All beers are either ales or lagers, and stouts are ales (means they use top-fermenting yeast).

obese_breasts
07-05-2004, 03:50 PM
the forth was kinda fun i had some delicious ribs

Silvermedalmafia
07-05-2004, 04:10 PM
i am canadian.

AndreTheHyena
07-05-2004, 04:11 PM
^I was wondering when someone was gonna catch that.

BeaversEatWood21
07-05-2004, 04:13 PM
youre gay too.

Silvermedalmafia
07-05-2004, 04:14 PM
how do you know :naughty:

PlasticGangster
07-05-2004, 05:29 PM
gay people tickle my fancy

Let's Chop Cats!
07-05-2004, 05:54 PM
How do you speak my langauge?

hitparade
07-05-2004, 05:56 PM
jack daniales...well its wiskey close enough
:lol:

I'll say Mickeys (ice)... that's pretty much all people buy for me....for beer that is...

chrissy-g
07-05-2004, 06:01 PM
No offence to americans, most of "your" beer serveed in bars is just fizzy tastes like crap, erm mine Carlsberg Exort Draft, ooohhhh so smoooth

obese_breasts
07-05-2004, 06:20 PM
"I was guilty once but she woke up half way through"

-Quagmire

Family Guy is GENIOUS!

Blitz999AttakDI
07-05-2004, 06:39 PM
quagmire-giggaty giggaty giggaty

Blitz999AttakDI
07-05-2004, 06:45 PM
i just noticed i havent been posting in lately

obese_breasts
07-05-2004, 07:17 PM
where is everyone? it's s-s-so queit

obese_breasts
07-05-2004, 07:42 PM
i need a life :upset:

JmE
07-05-2004, 08:47 PM
i need a life :upset:
No you don't. Life's are overrated. Life = stress.

Brain Toad
07-05-2004, 09:00 PM
I let my redneck come out today and went to a county fair. It was quite fun, but very hot. I saw a couple people who just made me laugh, the hot topic kids with their all black clothes (how the hell do you wear black when its f'uckin 90 degrees outside?) and chains, personally I don't see how they get let in, I wear chains usuaully, and don't wear them to fairs and other things with metal detecors because rent-a-cops are assholes.

I agree with JmE, life is overrated.

JmE
07-05-2004, 09:55 PM
Soulseek has been dead for the past week.

Silvermedalmafia
07-05-2004, 09:57 PM
Heres a quote i made up.

"Death is a small price to pay for living."

obese_breasts
07-05-2004, 09:57 PM
the fair....ah
I only go to the fair for the fried food
Funnel cake=teh delicious

Silvermedalmafia
07-05-2004, 10:00 PM
I go to fairs to go on the ferris wheel with hot chicks and make out at the top.

Brain Toad
07-05-2004, 10:02 PM
deep fried twinkies > funnel cake > deep fried oreos

They didn't have any deep fried twinkies this year. Maybe they will at the other faits, going to two more.

I'm pondering getting a new guitar, my Jackson is showing its meh ability, plus I want two so I can do different tunings and such.

Silvermedalmafia
07-05-2004, 10:05 PM
that is gross, deep fried twinkies, and deep fried oreos?

BeaversEatWood21
07-05-2004, 10:05 PM
I go to fairs to go on the ferris wheel with hot boys and whack him off at the top.


whoa guy take it easy :amaze:

Silvermedalmafia
07-05-2004, 10:05 PM
wanna come to the fair, :naughty:, you'll always be MY hero.

Brain Toad
07-05-2004, 10:07 PM
Deep fried oreosweren't that good, they tasted burnt. But deep fried twinkies, don't knock them 'till you try them. I thought they looked quite nasty, until I had one, its like a giant puffed out hot cream puff.

BeaversEatWood21
07-05-2004, 10:09 PM
wanna come to the fair, :naughty:, you'll always be MY hero.



that's f'uckin hot.

JmE
07-05-2004, 10:09 PM
Fairs and carnivals equal deep fried goodness. I like fried dough.

Silvermedalmafia
07-05-2004, 10:11 PM
that's f'uckin hot.
<----gettin' lucky tonight.

Silvermedalmafia
07-05-2004, 10:11 PM
Thats the funniest part in Scary Movie 3, where the little kids goes "you're getting lucky tonight" to the man then "He doesn't know you are a man" to his "lady"friend.

BeaversEatWood21
07-05-2004, 10:12 PM
Fairs and carnivals equal deep fried goodness. I like fried dough.


sadly, we don't get too many of either here :( bad times. i want to go to one

JmE
07-05-2004, 10:14 PM
sadly, we don't get too many of either here :( bad times. i want to go to one
There are always a lot this time of year, during the summer. I go to quite a few. Beats Six-Flags.

BeaversEatWood21
07-05-2004, 10:16 PM
yea they have one once every like couple years. its retarded though. its at a catholic school and GHEY. so i want to go to a REAL county fair in buttf'uck Kansas or something.

NewKindofArmy03
07-05-2004, 10:17 PM
carnivals are like 5 dollars a ride though, its crazy.

JmE
07-05-2004, 10:22 PM
carnivals are like 5 dollars a ride though, its crazy.
Not really that expensive here. The food, on the other hand, is a different story.

BeaversEatWood21
07-05-2004, 10:27 PM
dude, i want fair food :( i want a whole cow injected with cheese and deep fried just like in ATHF. thatd rule

NewKindofArmy03
07-05-2004, 10:28 PM
mmm...i'm hungry now. funnel cakes are the best.

JmE
07-05-2004, 10:30 PM
I think I'm going to find out their ways, so that I can make my own fair food.

obese_breasts
07-05-2004, 10:32 PM
mmm...i'm hungry now. funnel cakes are the best.
funnel cakes are indeed delicious but last time i ate one i felt sick after

obese_breasts
07-05-2004, 11:06 PM
people, to soulseek now, it sucks in there right now

Silvermedalmafia
07-05-2004, 11:10 PM
soulseek always sucks.

Blitz999AttakDI
07-05-2004, 11:18 PM
tomorrow in bakersfield california it will be 102 degrees....that sucks

obese_breasts
07-05-2004, 11:24 PM
haha thats why bakersfield sucks

pedro durruti
07-05-2004, 11:25 PM
There aretons of hot girls in SF!1

obese_breasts
07-05-2004, 11:27 PM
hell yes and its not to bad down where i live either :naughty:

Blitz999AttakDI
07-05-2004, 11:27 PM
yes it does suck..then in winter it gets freezing cold :(
when did the forums first open?

JmE
07-05-2004, 11:38 PM
yes it does suck..then in winter it gets freezing cold :(
when did the forums first open?
The vBulletin boards opened up May 1, 2001. Before then there were other boards, I forget which software but it was of the free software. It was around for a couple of months beforehand.

Silvermedalmafia
07-05-2004, 11:41 PM
wow, i feel like a part of history.

AK47
07-05-2004, 11:46 PM
Sun Maid Raisins

Silvermedalmafia
07-05-2004, 11:50 PM
you suck, homo.

fastfingers
07-05-2004, 11:51 PM
dude, i want fair food :( i want a whole cow injected with cheese and deep fried just like in ATHF. thatd rule
Man, I've been thinking for a while. And I think that I should go on a red meat diet. Oh yeah baby. Nothin' but red meat. Nice and bloody. Mmmmmmmmmm.....

Silvermedalmafia
07-05-2004, 11:55 PM
you would get fat fast.

fastfingers
07-05-2004, 11:59 PM
What? No...
That's the beauty of it. I'd actually lose weight due to a lack of different food groups and malnourishment. That's why people go on these one type of food diets. You can lose weight, you just won't be healthy.

Silvermedalmafia
07-06-2004, 12:00 AM
yeah, but you would gain weight from an overload of fat and protein.

fastfingers
07-06-2004, 12:03 AM
I would lose weight. I asked my health teacher last year lol

JmE
07-06-2004, 12:06 AM
I want to start a McDonald's diet, like that dude Jared did for Subway. It will be a huge advertisement ploy to boost McDonalds. I'd have to get really overweight first, then I'd walk to McDonald's everyday and eat their salad's or something. I can see the headlines now: "Amazingly fat kid loses weight by eating at McDonalds everyday!" AND! Most importantly! I will become a millionaire, world renowned.

Silvermedalmafia
07-06-2004, 12:08 AM
haha, that would rock.

fastfingers
07-06-2004, 12:08 AM
I want to start a McDonald's diet, like that dude Jared did for Subway. It will be a huge advertisement ploy to boost McDonalds. I'd have to get really overweight first, then I'd walk to McDonald's everyday and eat their salad's or something. I can see the headlines now: "Amazingly fat kid loses weight by eating at McDonalds everyday!" AND! Most importantly! I will become a millionaire, world renowned.
That wouldn't work though because McDonald's salads contain many types of food in them. If you lived off of McDonald's hamburger patties, it could work.

JmE
07-06-2004, 12:13 AM
That wouldn't work though because McDonald's salads contain many types of food in them. If you lived off of McDonald's hamburger patties, it could work.
Their maggot patties? Whatever it takes to become a millionaire. Maybe I'll just be really fat, and then over the course of a year gradually lose weight through liposuction (Sp?) instead. So it will be one huge scam, like Milli Vanilli.

fastfingers
07-06-2004, 12:15 AM
Just get really fat off of McDonalds, and then sue the company and blame them for your disgusting and irresponsible eating disorder. It's the American dream!!!

obese_breasts
07-06-2004, 12:19 AM
The American Dream: You can sue anyone and get large amounts of money

JmE
07-06-2004, 12:20 AM
Just get really fat off of McDonalds, and then sue the company and blame them for your disgusting and irresponsible eating disorder. It's the American dream!!!
It's been tried. They lost the case I think. What was really brilliant, was when some idiot spilled McDonald's coffee all over themselves, received extensive burn damage to the skin, filed a lawsuit against McDonalds and won tons of money.

obese_breasts
07-06-2004, 12:21 AM
yea i heard about that and now McDonalds serves coffee luke warm

Silvermedalmafia
07-06-2004, 12:45 AM
THAT is why our world is messed up.

fastfingers
07-06-2004, 12:53 AM
It's also why McDonald's has "Caution! Hot!" printed on the coffee cups lol

obese_breasts
07-06-2004, 12:56 AM
i havent eaten at McDonalds for almost 2 years and i plan on never eating there again

Sid
07-06-2004, 01:02 AM
Mcdonald's sucks.

fastfingers
07-06-2004, 01:06 AM
I eat there like 4 times a year. The people who disgust me are the ones who eat it four times a week. F'ucking pigs. I have no sympathy for obese people. I'll flip through the channels on TV and find a very "emotional" talk show and see a lady crying and saying she needs "help" because she's disgustingly overweight. Meanwhile, a kid in the Phillipines is crying because him and his family are going to bed hungry again...

Alley McSqueal
07-06-2004, 01:17 AM
EVeryone see the film SUPER SIZE ME

obese_breasts
07-06-2004, 01:17 AM
i have it is great

"I'm lovin' it"

Sid
07-06-2004, 01:18 AM
Haha, you told me about that movie. I gotta remember to look.

fastfingers
07-06-2004, 01:19 AM
Yeah it was really good. Funny too.

Alley McSqueal
07-06-2004, 01:24 AM
He vomits the first time he eats a supersized meal...eww.

And his Vegan diet stopped as soon as he lost the weight, hahaha.

Let's Chop Cats!
07-06-2004, 01:33 AM
It's been tried. They lost the case I think. What was really brilliant, was when some idiot spilled McDonald's coffee all over themselves, received extensive burn damage to the skin, filed a lawsuit against McDonalds and won tons of money.
Stella Awards

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States.

The following are this year's candidates:

1. Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a nightclub in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

2. Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next-door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

3. A 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hub caps.

4. A. Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500 a! after she slipped on a soft drink spill and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

5. Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't reenter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000.

6. A jury of her peers awarded Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, $780,000 after breaking her ankle by tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.

7. This year's favorite could easily be Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the R.V. left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner's manual that he couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons buying their recreation vehicles.

Sid
07-06-2004, 01:39 AM
I remember 5. What about the guy that sued some fast food place cause he ate there everyday and claimed he didn't know it'd made him fat.

obese_breasts
07-06-2004, 01:42 AM
:lol: Wow that is why we suck

Sid
07-06-2004, 01:44 AM
It seems recently, for the most part, all the idiots are creating threads... and then we go destroy them.

obese_breasts
07-06-2004, 01:46 AM
yea thats pretty much all these forums are now

Alley McSqueal
07-06-2004, 02:10 AM
And cheeser calls someone a bigot.

obese_breasts
07-06-2004, 02:11 AM
yes and then everyone argues with cheeser

Gotkookie
07-06-2004, 02:11 AM
am i an idiot :D

Drop The Baby
07-06-2004, 04:32 AM
american's drink mainly bottled beer don't they? Carlsberg is good

sketchyjoe
07-06-2004, 05:28 AM
ON a totally dfifferent subject:

Has anyone else here tried sticking 2p coins to their pick-ups.

SheepNutz
07-06-2004, 06:04 AM
american's drink mainly bottled beer don't they? Carlsberg is good

It just depends on the situation. About every bar you'll find over here has draft beer, but it's usually crap like Budweiser & Miller Lite. Then of course they have the same **** in bottles usually. Some bars will have nice craft and imported beer on both tap and bottle, and even some places have cask conditioned ale, which is great. For drinking at home though, the obvious choice is bottled beer, cause most people don't have a draft beer setup in their homes (although it's becoming more popular, especially for us homebrewers).

Neoccu
07-06-2004, 08:06 AM
Fosters?! EWWWW! Us Aussies export it for a reason.

Emu Bitter, Tooheys New or James Squire for me.
Your damb right we do. Fosters is ****e.
Carlton Draught is the only good beer.

AvidCyanide
07-06-2004, 08:26 AM
alexander keith;s and guiness

Neoccu
07-06-2004, 08:29 AM
alexander keith;s and guiness

I must say that I havn't actually tried Guiness. I really should.

citizendivide
07-06-2004, 08:34 AM
Guinness is the best.

bigac
07-06-2004, 08:48 AM
er, no. anygood

Adam17
07-06-2004, 08:48 AM
Good old EMU BITTER

Alley McSqueal
07-06-2004, 08:57 AM
Ah we've found a perthie. EB kicks a'ss. Good old WA brew.

SwordfishTrombone
07-06-2004, 09:37 AM
ON a totally dfifferent subject:

Has anyone else here tried sticking 2p coins to their pick-ups.

Does this have any musical effect or is it just something you do out of complete boredom?

Minty
07-06-2004, 09:37 AM
stella

rooneyfan101
07-06-2004, 09:56 AM
Best beers are Canadian and A Marca Bavaria

Let's Chop Cats!
07-06-2004, 09:56 AM
ON a totally dfifferent subject:

Has anyone else here tried sticking 2p coins to their pick-ups.
If you hold a cell phone close by your pickups and talk into your pickups pick the sound up and play it through your amp.

SwordfishTrombone
07-06-2004, 10:01 AM
If you hold a cell phone close by your pickups and talk into your pickups pick the sound up and play it through your amp.

Does it still work with humbuckers?

I'm sure it's not good for your gear though!

bigac
07-06-2004, 10:13 AM
If you hold a cell phone close by your pickups and talk into your pickups pick the sound up and play it through your amp.
not to sure what ure sane any chanc of a diagram :thumb:

psycho38
07-06-2004, 10:48 AM
did u guys know that a duck's quack does not echo.

thenotsofatmatt
07-06-2004, 10:49 AM
yes

psycho38
07-06-2004, 10:52 AM
that's pretty cool

mole
07-06-2004, 11:12 AM
put a radio near your amp, my amp picks up radio signals

JmE
07-06-2004, 11:25 AM
Stella Awards

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States.

The following are this year's candidates:

1. Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a nightclub in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

2. Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next-door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

3. A 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hub caps.

4. A. Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500 a! after she slipped on a soft drink spill and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

5. Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't reenter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000.

6. A jury of her peers awarded Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, $780,000 after breaking her ankle by tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.

7. This year's favorite could easily be Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the R.V. left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner's manual that he couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons buying their recreation vehicles.
That is pure gold. Goes to show the amount of parody in American society.

BarbadianDrummer
07-06-2004, 11:37 AM
Moosehead.

Minty
07-06-2004, 11:50 AM
Stella Artois or San Miguel :thumb:

OMGaDINOSAUR
07-06-2004, 12:22 PM
It's My Birthday! Muahahah!

Der Übermensch
07-06-2004, 12:26 PM
Happy Birthday!

psycho38
07-06-2004, 12:31 PM
hey its my b-day too, happy birthday :wave:

Silvermedalmafia
07-06-2004, 12:31 PM
Stella Awards

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States.

The following are this year's candidates:

1. Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a nightclub in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

2. Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next-door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

3. A 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hub caps.

4. A. Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500 a! after she slipped on a soft drink spill and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

5. Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't reenter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000.

6. A jury of her peers awarded Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, $780,000 after breaking her ankle by tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.

7. This year's favorite could easily be Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the R.V. left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner's manual that he couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons buying their recreation vehicles.
sheer billiance.

AK47
07-06-2004, 12:35 PM
haha that made my day.

can't think of a name
07-06-2004, 12:41 PM
Guinness is the best.
God YEs

Sep
07-06-2004, 01:11 PM
Corona, Budweiser or Amstel for me.

superskankinactionhero
07-06-2004, 01:47 PM
house of the dead on the dreamcast (with the gun) is classic

art of losing
07-06-2004, 02:07 PM
does anyone know how get avatars smaller or the right file type?

SuicidalForLife
07-06-2004, 02:18 PM
Use microsoft photo editor.

art of losing
07-06-2004, 02:22 PM
i dont got that. any other ways?

Drop The Baby
07-06-2004, 02:58 PM
Apparently their are programs to buy where you can resize the image but they're expensive

PS: Why does cheeser not realise that people always wind him up

Drop The Baby
07-06-2004, 03:45 PM
Amstel no no no

Sour_Puss
07-06-2004, 04:15 PM
haha Molson and budweiser, both taste great both are good times.

pedro durruti
07-06-2004, 04:43 PM
Man thosepeople are jackasses. One time when I was a kid my school went on a field trip and me andmy friends walked past these two ladies and one of mny friends steeped on one of the lady's foot and thoughtit was meso she grabbed my hand and slapped it and said "rotten kids!". I should've sued that bitch hardcore

BeaversEatWood21
07-06-2004, 05:30 PM
you should have slapped the taste out of that bitches mouth then kicked her while she was down and begging for mercy. Put those women in their place peter.

obese_breasts
07-06-2004, 07:52 PM
i so want to report the Black Flag guy purely on doucheyness

Sid
07-06-2004, 08:56 PM
That guy laughs at his own jokes.

And they're really lame. So it almost makes it funny.

art of losing
07-06-2004, 09:33 PM
haha i dont know him but thats weak. laughing at your own jokes.

lynch_me
07-06-2004, 09:35 PM
Mmmmmmm...yes children.

NewKindofArmy03
07-06-2004, 10:48 PM
anybody hear about how danzig got knocked out by someone in the north side kings?

JmE
07-06-2004, 10:52 PM
Apparently their are programs to buy where you can resize the image but they're expensive


Yea I know, I had all these nice programs with my new Dell, but they were all trial versions. So life was easy for awhile, but now all my trials are up. I just use Windows standard Paint program... you can resize all that conveniently, you can only resize it through percentages, which requires a bit of estimation and time.

AK47
07-07-2004, 12:46 AM
I totally use paint. :)

obese_breasts
07-07-2004, 12:46 AM
you can only save as .bitmap in paint i think though

SkankinPickle
07-07-2004, 12:53 AM
no u can save it as anything

DrGolovaCroxby
07-07-2004, 01:16 AM
I totally use paint. :)

i use Photoshop because i'm 1337 and hax0r3d it.

AK47
07-07-2004, 01:30 AM
i use Photoshop because i'm 1337 and hax0r3d it.

ho man your a real internet haxors now!

Alley McSqueal
07-07-2004, 01:32 AM
you should have slapped the taste out of that bitches mouth then kicked her while she was down and begging for mercy. Put those women in their place peter.

I love you Yoci. ;)

Sid
07-07-2004, 03:10 AM
ho man your a real internet haxors now!

You did that all wrong. It's HaX0rZ.

Drop The Baby
07-07-2004, 06:35 AM
Budweiser's not bad but it's expensive

superskankinactionhero
07-07-2004, 06:55 AM
woah!!! i only posted once last night, and only one page has been added to this thread! it's normally about 8 or something. must be a record of some kind

thenotsofatmatt
07-07-2004, 07:02 AM
budweiser is awful

its the beer equivelent of getting an eyeball operation.

MILF Hunter
07-07-2004, 07:04 AM
Newcastle brown
tetleys
john smiths
boddingtons
wortheys
guiness

Drop The Baby
07-07-2004, 07:16 AM
Random fact: Newcastle brown is no longer brewed in Newcastle

thenotsofatmatt
07-07-2004, 07:17 AM
newcastle brown also makes you go crazy if you drink to much :thumb:

dave, at wasted you will be my drinking friend,a s you have most excellent taste.

superskankinactionhero
07-07-2004, 07:29 AM
i just went to my local shop and they are selling 40's (i think?) of San Miguel for £2. it's nice

thenotsofatmatt
07-07-2004, 07:33 AM
i've seen them, they come in packs of 4 dont they?

superskankinactionhero
07-07-2004, 07:34 AM
nah it's just in one big bottle

Drop The Baby
07-07-2004, 07:38 AM
San Miguel is very nice

superskankinactionhero
07-07-2004, 07:43 AM
yes it is. especially when it's this cheap :)

Drop The Baby
07-07-2004, 07:45 AM
yes it is. especially when it's this cheap :)


I agree. Price always contributes to the taste :thumb:

superskankinactionhero
07-07-2004, 07:53 AM
very true!

MILF Hunter
07-07-2004, 07:58 AM
newcastle brown also makes you go crazy if you drink to much :thumb:

dave, at wasted you will be my drinking friend,a s you have most excellent taste.


:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

Drop The Baby
07-07-2004, 09:27 AM
England has such sh!tty weather. This summer has been awful. It'd better clear up before everyone starts going to Wasted and Reading and Leeds

MILF Hunter
07-07-2004, 09:29 AM
England has such sh!tty weather. This summer has been awful. It'd better clear up before everyone starts going to Wasted and Reading and Leeds

Yeah, here one minutes its hot as f.uck, the next its pissing it down

Drop The Baby
07-07-2004, 09:34 AM
Yeah, here one minutes its hot as f.uck, the next its pissing it down


Exactly. Look outside now man, it's ridulous

thenotsofatmatt
07-07-2004, 09:40 AM
english weather is terrible, im wearing shorts and was really hot earlier

Drop The Baby
07-07-2004, 09:43 AM
It was warm if you sat inside but i went out and there was a terrible cold wind

MILF Hunter
07-07-2004, 09:53 AM
Its getting sunny now

Drop The Baby
07-07-2004, 09:56 AM
Its getting sunny now


Lol. Are you being sarcastic? It's raining heavier than ever here :upset:

MILF Hunter
07-07-2004, 09:59 AM
Nah, its sunny and warm now

thenotsofatmatt
07-07-2004, 10:02 AM
It was warm if you sat inside but i went out and there was a terrible cold wind


i nearly got blown of the road

not good, i was swerving all over the place.

Drop The Baby
07-07-2004, 10:04 AM
i nearly got blown of the road

not good, i was swerving all over the place.


:lol:

This is pretty ridiculous it's supposed to be the hottest month of the year

JmE
07-07-2004, 11:36 AM
The World Series of Poker is awesome. I watched it last night.

thenotsofatmatt
07-07-2004, 11:37 AM
:lol:

This is pretty ridiculous it's supposed to be the hottest month of the year


wicked now its sunny

by sunny, i mean lashing it down

superskankinactionhero
07-07-2004, 12:07 PM
it's pissing it down here

Pepper_lover
07-07-2004, 12:35 PM
For cheap, I get the home Brewed **** from my town, "Northern"

I love Kieth's and Heini

I hate Canadian Coors....

Pepper_lover
07-07-2004, 12:36 PM
Wild CAt's good too

police story
07-07-2004, 01:05 PM
so..your trying to say its raining?

Drop The Baby
07-07-2004, 01:07 PM
so..your trying to say its raining?

:lol:

I think it's supposed to be like this all tonight and tomorrow

lynch_me
07-07-2004, 01:12 PM
Tired...zz

police story
07-07-2004, 01:21 PM
the suns just breaking out from the morning fog, 11:20. f'ucking horrible hot socal weather..

thenotsofatmatt
07-07-2004, 02:12 PM
theres f'ucking torrential gales here or whatever there called


i heard a house got blown away*

































































































































































































































































































































































*i may have made that up

skateMASTERbater2
07-07-2004, 02:49 PM
hahahha
now that was a very useful post^

lynch_me
07-07-2004, 02:57 PM
Not Really.

Sid
07-07-2004, 03:22 PM
That was t3h Ghey.

lynch_me
07-07-2004, 03:33 PM
Canada Sucks.

Drop The Baby
07-07-2004, 03:39 PM
See that 13,000 home slost their power today in England?

Black Flag
07-07-2004, 03:59 PM
anybody from michigan

lynch_me
07-07-2004, 04:00 PM
The tire guy is.

Black Flag
07-07-2004, 04:01 PM
i wanna plastic jesus where do i get one

lynch_me
07-07-2004, 04:05 PM
You're new how do you know i have one?

Black Flag
07-07-2004, 04:27 PM
the Dr. Golvoa (i forget how to spell it) goes in the hospital thread.

superskankinactionhero
07-07-2004, 04:41 PM
me and josh told some kid at school that gregs dad was a paedophile, and he goes 'holy ****! that's my guitar teacher!'

pedro durruti
07-07-2004, 05:02 PM
Family Guy is now on for an hour every Wednesday at 8 o'clock on TBS. That's three hours of Family Guy each week!

superskankinactionhero
07-07-2004, 05:03 PM
i can't go to wasted :(:upset::(:upset::(

Let's Chop Cats!
07-07-2004, 05:13 PM
Ahh more family is over and I can't post! SO BORED!

lynch_me
07-07-2004, 05:13 PM
i can't go to wasted :(:upset::(:upset::(
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ........WHY

lynch_me
07-07-2004, 05:14 PM
Ahh more family is over and I can't post! SO BORED!
Dude, i was away for a week and i come back and i'm still ahead of you? What the hell are you up to?

lynch_me
07-07-2004, 05:15 PM
Family Guy is now on for an hour every Wednesday at 8 o'clock on TBS. That's three hours of Family Guy each week!
Family guys is on everynight for me except sundays. Thats six hours for me.

superskankinactionhero
07-07-2004, 05:19 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ........WHY

**** you!!! my friend can't afford it and parents won't let me go on my own :upset:

SuicidalForLife
07-07-2004, 05:20 PM
Same

about family guy, that is

lynch_me
07-07-2004, 05:21 PM
**** you!!! my friend can't afford it and parents won't let me go on my own :upset:
Awwwwww! WILL SOMEBODY BABYSIT ADAM PLEASE?

lynch_me
07-07-2004, 05:22 PM
Same

about family guy, that is
Do you live in Canada?

SuicidalForLife
07-07-2004, 05:25 PM
yep

superskankinactionhero
07-07-2004, 05:27 PM
Awwwwww! WILL SOMEBODY BABYSIT ADAM PLEASE?

shut the **** up! or i'll be forced to kidnap le bebe

Silvermedalmafia
07-07-2004, 05:35 PM
Do you live in Canada?
do you?

Let's Chop Cats!
07-07-2004, 05:36 PM
Dude, i was away for a week and i come back and i'm still ahead of you? What the hell are you up to?
I've had family over for ever, and my grandmother has been in the hospital. So I haven't had much time to post.

AK47
07-07-2004, 05:37 PM
do you?

do I?

Silvermedalmafia
07-07-2004, 05:39 PM
not you dumbass, lynch. But you can answer too.

superskankinactionhero
07-07-2004, 05:54 PM
lynch is a canuck

Silvermedalmafia
07-07-2004, 05:59 PM
I never realized that he was on the good guys too.

superskankinactionhero
07-07-2004, 06:07 PM
where you from in canada?

Johnny EPHC
07-07-2004, 06:14 PM
I did the stupidest s'hit today. I bought a belt buckle and a belt that you couldn't take the buckle off of.

So we went to Ace Hardware, took some boltcutters, cut the f'ucking rivits off, and found some bolts that fit the original holes. I now have a belt that I can change the buckle on.

superskankinactionhero
07-07-2004, 06:19 PM
congratulations

lynch_me
07-07-2004, 06:33 PM
It's funny because adam can't go to wasted

superskankinactionhero
07-07-2004, 07:22 PM
**** you both

AK47
07-07-2004, 07:28 PM
tee hee

superskankinactionhero
07-07-2004, 07:36 PM
**** you too!

lynch_me
07-07-2004, 07:37 PM
Now now adam.

superskankinactionhero
07-07-2004, 07:44 PM
i actually am really ****ed off about this

AK47
07-07-2004, 08:02 PM
i'd think so eh.

lynch_me
07-07-2004, 08:05 PM
i actually am really ****ed off about this
:lol: :lol: :lol:

art of losing
07-07-2004, 08:09 PM
alright who got bitched?

superskankinactionhero
07-07-2004, 08:11 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

anyway i'm off to bed. night night babes :wave:

lynch_me
07-07-2004, 08:27 PM
You'll be listening to rancid while the other brits are having fun listening to good music.

Let's Chop Cats!
07-07-2004, 09:46 PM
No one is on Soulseek anymore. I'm currently in the process of downlaoding the new Converge album.

lynch_me
07-07-2004, 09:51 PM
No one is on Soulseek anymore. I'm currently in the process of downlaoding the new Converge album.
Silly homo dicks are for chicks.

Let's Chop Cats!
07-07-2004, 09:52 PM
OMG!!!! Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids.

Brain Toad
07-07-2004, 10:53 PM
Soulseek still doesn't work for me. I've run out of ideas on what to download on WinMX.

obese_breasts
07-07-2004, 10:58 PM
Rise Against put on a really good live show

Johnny EPHC
07-07-2004, 11:30 PM
Rise Against put on a really good live show
Indeed. I saw them about a month ago for 8 bucks.

obese_breasts
07-07-2004, 11:33 PM
yea i just saw them at the warped tour they made 30 mins feel a lot longer.
I met the guys before the performance too

NakedRaygun872
07-07-2004, 11:34 PM
My dad got bit by a dog.

DOLEMITE
07-07-2004, 11:34 PM
Has anyone seen social distortion live? Im seeing them next month and I want to know if they are good

obese_breasts
07-07-2004, 11:34 PM
My dad got bit by a dog.

are you gonna sue the owner? :lol:

JmE
07-07-2004, 11:35 PM
Woooo!! Party at my friend's house Friday night! I'm going :cool:

NakedRaygun872
07-07-2004, 11:37 PM
are you gonna sue the owner? :lol:
No we don't know the owner, it was stuck in a canal and my dad went in there to save it because it was going to drown and then it bit him so he punched it in the head and dragged it to shore.

police story
07-07-2004, 11:38 PM
yea i just saw them at the warped tour they made 30 mins feel a lot longer.
is that good or bad?

Let's Chop Cats!
07-07-2004, 11:39 PM
No we don't know the owner, it was stuck in a canal and my dad went in there to save it because it was going to drown and then it bit him so he punched it in the head and dragged it to shore.
Hahahhahahaha That's the funniest thing in the world.

obese_breasts
07-07-2004, 11:39 PM
good

AK47
07-07-2004, 11:47 PM
your dad rocks.

CommieCanada
07-07-2004, 11:50 PM
/me sticks it in AK's butt

AK47
07-07-2004, 11:59 PM
/me sticks it into the threads butt

obese_breasts
07-08-2004, 12:32 AM
god **** i hate sunburns, i think i even git sunburnt on my eyes cause they itch like crazy

Blitz999AttakDI
07-08-2004, 12:44 AM
i just got home from ventura...WARPED TOUR! pretty **** good show

obese_breasts
07-08-2004, 12:45 AM
i was there, did you see rise against?

Blitz999AttakDI
07-08-2004, 12:50 AM
no werent they talking crap about punk after the casualties?
i think that was them but i have a feeling i am wrong

obese_breasts
07-08-2004, 12:51 AM
no i think that was guttermouth
definately wasn't rise against

Blitz999AttakDI
07-08-2004, 12:57 AM
o yeah everyone was throwing crap at guttermouth it was funny
**** that was a pretty good time...got f'ucking cold though at the end

obese_breasts
07-08-2004, 12:57 AM
i left after nofx

Blitz999AttakDI
07-08-2004, 01:10 AM
did you see the casualties?

obese_breasts
07-08-2004, 01:12 AM
like 15 minutes

Blitz999AttakDI
07-08-2004, 01:30 AM
ooo i was that kid with short short hair crowd surfing with the red and black vans with a a black shirt

obese_breasts
07-08-2004, 01:31 AM
were you part of that pile fighting over a piece of cloth?

Blitz999AttakDI
07-08-2004, 01:41 AM
yeah LOL

Blitz999AttakDI
07-08-2004, 01:41 AM
were you trying to get it too?

obese_breasts
07-08-2004, 01:42 AM
no i was standing around laughing
were you on top for most of the time cause i knd of remember some one that fit your despription being on the top of the pile

Blitz999AttakDI
07-08-2004, 01:44 AM
ooo some girl kicked me in the nuts so i was like f'uck it they can have it........what person were you by the way?

obese_breasts
07-08-2004, 01:45 AM
i had a white t-shirt and tan shorts on kinda short brown hair

Blitz999AttakDI
07-08-2004, 01:48 AM
oh yeah i think i saw you
i was gonna start bitting people...
after the casualties finished they were still goin for it so i was like man....thats funny

obese_breasts
07-08-2004, 01:49 AM
what was that i piece of shirt or what?

Blitz999AttakDI
07-08-2004, 01:53 AM
it was like a scarf thing that said casualties army

obese_breasts
07-08-2004, 01:54 AM
oooook