The Community Thread

[Let's Chop Cats!]

I forget what version of it, it was. All I remember it was titled 'Romeo and Juliet'

[AK47]

cause she was really hot in one version!

[lynch_me]

I forget what version of it, it was. All I remember it was titled 'Romeo and Juliet'
If your name is Reiner then why have i been calling you mike all this time.

[pedro durruti]

haha, in 9th garde we were watching that movie. Our teacher was out of the room and it was nearly an all guy class (only three girls) and we paused it right when her tits were showing and we went wild!!!!

[JmE]

When my class did Romeo and Juliet, our teacher was out because he busted his back, so we had this sub. Instead of actually analyzing the play, we watched the movie. The modernized version with Leo. Yea... didn't really learn much at all.

[Let's Chop Cats!]

If your name is Reiner then why have i been calling you mike all this time.
I donno, I figured just for the hell of it. Like how ihatecelebs is Peter Brady.

[PlasticGangster]

Juliet's tits were pretty nice in the movie version I saw.
the 1960's movie version yeah I seen that too :naughty:

[AK47]

i pulled a boner during the movie

[art of losing]

w00t!! new avatar.

[lynch_me]

Hehehe

[PlasticGangster]

i pulled a boner during the movie
well I was beating my meat during the movie under the desk :naughty: beat that

[AK47]

well I was beating my meat during the movie under the desk :naughty: beat that

**** this :(

[Let's Chop Cats!]

One time during sex I called Lois, Frank.

Your move, Sherlock.

[AK47]

you win. i fold.

[Let's Chop Cats!]

w00t!

[AK47]

wait...


no i got nothing

[Let's Chop Cats!]

:(.

[AK47]

don't worry be happy :)

[Let's Chop Cats!]

In every life you have some trouble

[lynch_me]

don't wowwy

[AK47]

what a wonderful world!

[lynch_me]

Oh really nick?

[Vietnow]

I saw super size me a couple days ago, its pretty good..

[AK47]

oh yes you!

[pedro durruti]

Matt, almost a fourth of your posts are in the community thread!

[art of losing]

w00t!! newer avatar.

[lynch_me]

Matt, almost a fourth of your posts are in the community thread!
Whats that you like men?

[pedro durruti]

That's what you'd like me to say.

I like men

[Let's Chop Cats!]

He's beating me by like 30 posts. You bastard. I'll make my come back once my family leaves and I have more time to waist.

[JmE]

lynch me said he was going to make a video of him throwing plastic Jesus at my picture, with which he is adding a Hitler mustache to. I'm actually quite interested in seeing this :)

[lynch_me]

I don't care i have places to go this summer anyways.

[lynch_me]

lynch me said he was going to make a video of him throwing plastic Jesus at my picture, with which he is adding a Hitler mustache to. I'm actually quite interested in seeing this :)
Tomorrow my child

[PlasticGangster]

I think im going to watch Dodge Ball Tomorrow

[Der Übermensch]

Juliet's tits were pretty nice in the movie version I saw.

If it's the same one I saw, the actress is only 15 as well...

[Let's Chop Cats!]

True, Kierra Knightly (girl from POTC) showed her tits in a movie at age 15. Nice tits too.

[art of losing]

True, Kierra Knightly (girl from POTC) showed her tits in a movie at age 15. Nice tits too.

WHAT MOVIE.

[Let's Chop Cats!]

This ones better

http://img53.photobucket.com/albums/v161/Sk8SkaNJ/Lindsey_lohan.jpg

[PlasticGangster]

no I messed up before this one is different its funny lol check again lol

[Let's Chop Cats!]

WHAT MOVIE.
I think it was called The Hole

[PlasticGangster]

This ones better

http://img53.photobucket.com/albums/v161/Sk8SkaNJ/Lindsey_lohan.jpg

*boing* I feel 2 inches of full hard **** :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Let's Chop Cats!]

How High!

[PlasticGangster]

you guys you guys!! check this picture out!! LOL!

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v292/xWitheredx/evil_me.jpg

[AK47]

This ones better

http://img53.photobucket.com/albums/v161/Sk8SkaNJ/Lindsey_lohan.jpg

holy fat elvis batman!

[art of losing]

you guys you guys!! check this picture out!! LOL!

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v292/xWitheredx/evil_me.jpg

you need some menacing flames surrounding you

[JmE]

This ones better

http://img53.photobucket.com/albums/v161/Sk8SkaNJ/Lindsey_lohan.jpg
Her Confederate purse still cracks me up.

[Let's Chop Cats!]

Viva La Confedracy!

[AK47]

Viva La Free Crack!

[Let's Chop Cats!]

Free Hat!

[art of losing]

Free Sex!

[PlasticGangster]

you need some menacing flames surrounding you
eh Ill fix it later.....I noticed I mostly only post in here now....thats weird

[AK47]

Free Divorces!

[lynch_me]

Foe Sex

[art of losing]

Toe Sex

[AK47]

Blow Sex

[art of losing]

Hoe Sex

[lynch_me]

One Two Tree Foe

[Der Übermensch]

Blow Your Foe's Toe Sex...?

[Vaya]

anal sex

[AK47]

grow sex

[capri sun junkie]

elbow sex

[art of losing]

slow sex

[AK47]

mex sex

[lynch_me]

Stop

[art of losing]

Plop

[AK47]

Drop

[art of losing]

Mop

[lynch_me]

Hey.....

[AK47]

ghey1123124

[art of losing]

jay

[PlasticGangster]

play

[Der Übermensch]

Bob

[AK47]

lay

[art of losing]

pay

[AK47]

stay

[lynch_me]

Come......on

[JmE]

You guys are really spamming it up. Boo! :evil:

[AK47]

Banned from the Community Thread!

[lynch_me]

spam?

lamb

[art of losing]

You guys are really spamming it up. Boo! :evil:

I'm sorry :upset:

[JmE]

It's ok. Let the party continue, just don't abuse it. We're well on our way to 10,000 by summer's end :D

[PlasticGangster]

I bit my tongue...it hurt....I remember I had a blister or some junk in my mouth that thing hurt so bad what are they called uh Kankersoars??? I think I dont know

[art of losing]

Yay!

[AK47]

heroin

[lynch_me]

It's my wife and its my life

[JmE]

I bit my tongue...it hurt....I remember I had a blister or some junk in my mouth that thing hurt so bad what are they called uh Kankersoars??? I think I dont know
That is indeed what it is called.

I had this uber weird thing in my mouth before, it was this bubble that developed on my lower gums (Small bubble mind you) and I would pop it all the time. Tasted like blood whenever I popped it. It was weird, to this day I have no explanation for it. It's gone now though.

[obese_breasts]

Weird

[Silvermedalmafia]

its your wife too? dammit, shes cheating on me......

[Silvermedalmafia]

That is indeed what it is called.

I had this uber weird thing in my mouth before, it was this bubble that developed on my lower gums (Small bubble mind you) and I would pop it all the time. Tasted like blood whenever I popped it. It was weird, to this day I have no explanation for it. It's gone now though.
sounds like you have faggotitits, only cure is gay sex.

[PlasticGangster]

no its gone already...but back to this gay sex you talk of haha

[art of losing]

:naughty:

[Silvermedalmafia]

i was talking to JmE actually, your disease is called 2mucgaysex, meaning you have had to many pen15's in your mouth lately.

[Blitz999AttakDI]

if you have a cleanish amp (blues amp)
Gain cranked
Treble 7-8
Mid-4-5
Bass-6-7

if you have a heavily distorted amp
gain 5-6
treble 6-7
mid7-8
bass4-5
uhh i have a crate glx212
what setting is better for it?

[obese_breasts]

i have a god dam'n bee sting on my hand, its so annoying

[JmE]

That's almost as bad as the time I attempted to avoid running the mile in gym class by telling my gym teacher I had a knee problem called Mylegsatitus

[art of losing]

That's almost as bad as the time I attempted to avoid running the mile in gym class by telling my gym teacher I had a knee problem called Mylegsatitus

:lol::lol::lol:

[Silvermedalmafia]

uhh i have a crate glx212
what setting is better for it?
second one, but try both. If you have reverb and prescence crank them both, and use thick strings (high e at an .11 or .10) and a thick pick (at least 1mm) also hit the strings hard when you are chording, and if you want an extra sound when hitting a single string try to actually pluck it higher, like if you are plucking it with finger and thumb.

[obese_breasts]

That's almost as bad as the time I attempted to avoid running the mile in gym class by telling my gym teacher I had a knee problem called Mylegsatitus

Nice :thumb:

[Blitz999AttakDI]

second one, but try both. If you have reverb and prescence crank them both, and use thick strings (high e at an .11 or .10) and a thick pick (at least 1mm) also hit the strings hard when you are chording, and if you want an extra sound when hitting a single string try to actually pluck it higher, like if you are plucking it with finger and thumb.
thanks :thumb:

-----------------------
anyone here know how to play JFA songs on guitar and would like tab a song for me? ;)

[lynch_me]

cool maan

[Silvermedalmafia]

random.

[lynch_me]

random.
Do you know the muffin man?

[obese_breasts]

the muffin man?

[Blitz999AttakDI]

anyone else in here horny and wanna have sex cause i do lol
yes i know the mufffin man hes a prick!

[JmE]

Lynch_Me is a schizophrenic.

[obese_breasts]

the muffin man f'ucked your mom
EDIT: to Blitz

[lynch_me]

Lynch_Me is a schizophrenic.
I aM nottttttt

Hey jme :)

[Blitz999AttakDI]

check this ou a stupid way to get high!!! lololol
im xsuicidalxcycox and thats y cousin from LA
like im really gonna try this lol
this is called "free on"

GunitNavi [4:26 PM]: do u have air freshiner
GunitNavi [4:27 PM]: the one when u take a **** and u spray it
XSUICIDALXCYCOX [4:27 PM]: ooo
XSUICIDALXCYCOX [4:27 PM]: the spray thing
XSUICIDALXCYCOX [4:27 PM]: yeah
XSUICIDALXCYCOX [4:27 PM]: y?
XSUICIDALXCYCOX [4:27 PM]: inhale that?
GunitNavi [4:27 PM]: ok
GunitNavi [4:27 PM]: no
GunitNavi [4:28 PM]: hold on
GunitNavi [4:29 PM]: ok
GunitNavi [4:30 PM]: get a towel
XSUICIDALXCYCOX [4:30 PM]: k
XSUICIDALXCYCOX [4:30 PM]: then?
GunitNavi [4:30 PM]: u fold it
XSUICIDALXCYCOX [4:30 PM]: k
XSUICIDALXCYCOX [4:30 PM]: then??
GunitNavi [4:31 PM]: put it over the air freshiner
XSUICIDALXCYCOX [4:31 PM]: k
XSUICIDALXCYCOX [4:31 PM]: then
GunitNavi [4:31 PM]: then inhail but dont
XSUICIDALXCYCOX [4:31 PM]: go on
GunitNavi [4:31 PM]: suck in the waterry stuff
GunitNavi [4:32 PM]: try it
GunitNavi [4:32 PM]: oh
XSUICIDALXCYCOX [4:32 PM]: k
XSUICIDALXCYCOX [4:32 PM]: so thats all
GunitNavi [4:32 PM]: spry like for 7 sec or so
XSUICIDALXCYCOX [4:32 PM]: basically ur inhaling air freshenr?
GunitNavi [4:32 PM]: yeah then
XSUICIDALXCYCOX [4:32 PM]: wat happens u get bluury and u cant walk right?
GunitNavi [4:32 PM]: hold for 5 sec
XSUICIDALXCYCOX [4:32 PM]: k

[Vietnow]

When I was 13, my little sister asked to borrow my def leppard cd, and i said "No way"

[JmE]

I aM nottttttt

Hey jme :)
Do YOU know the muffin man?

[Blitz999AttakDI]

the muffin man f'ucked your mom
EDIT: to Blitz
screw you man
:angry:
that was uncalled for

[JmE]

screw you man
:angry:
that was uncalled for
Did we mention that he is your biological father too?

[obese_breasts]

from now on you are muffin boy

[Blitz999AttakDI]

When I was 13, my little sister asked to borrow my def leppard cd, and i said "No way"
great movie :thumb:

[Blitz999AttakDI]

Did we mention that he is your biological father too?
hmmm so no wonder my dad always has muffins and all this time he told me he worked at a factory for making plates

[JmE]

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/rhymes/Muffinman.shtml

[Blitz999AttakDI]

www.rocktoons.com
scroll down to the bottom of the page for the gallery

[Fingeringthefret]

Beer is weak. I tried taking shots of everclear, couldnt even taste it. Its like burning thru the thoat down to the stomach. I was drunk *** hell! Around 150% alcohol. 200 will kill ya

[CommieCanada]

Dos Equis

[JmE]

Today, I have a new avatar. :cool:

[Blitz999AttakDI]

anyone here see that pink floyd movie "the wall"
if so what are your thoughts on it?

[JmE]

I have not seen it. I've certainly heard the album though.

[art of losing]

whats your avatar?

[Blitz999AttakDI]

I have not seen it. I've certainly heard the album though.
pretty **** good album huh :thumb:

[Vietnow]

http://www.fjallfil.com/english/
Go here, I'm doing the drum solo thing right now, its pretty fun

[Blitz999AttakDI]

^^is that the girl from willy wonka?

[Vietnow]

It is.

[Brain Toad]

^^is that the girl from willy wonka?

We established this fact awhile ago.

[Vietnow]

Gooses, Geeses, I want them all!

[Let's Chop Cats!]

http://img53.photobucket.com/albums/v161/Sk8SkaNJ/Family_Guy_-_Oh_Yeah.gif

I want that as my avatar, but the file size is to big.

[pedro durruti]

Lois: Peter Stewie peed again!
Peter: Do I- do I hit him?

I gotta provide the community thread with Family Guy quotes while my baby is sleeping.

[obese_breasts]

it was a pretty funny one tonight

[AndreTheHyena]

^Nice, commie, rockin' the Mexicano beer (I love Tecate). They are good at several things, beer and manslaughter being two of 'em.

[Blitz999AttakDI]

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v285/blitz999attakdi/Me_mauhahaha.jpg
ill show my horrible pic ladies be prepared to be shocked!

[pedro durruti]

OMG wtf is that

[blabla]

help it is a monster just like godzilla and he is going to kill us all

[Blitz999AttakDI]

roar!!!!
watch out japan you think the a-bomb was bad watch out for me!

[PlasticGangster]

eeehhh im bored

[Blitz999AttakDI]

^im sleepy

[PlasticGangster]

eehh im not...not even a tiny bit...and im not talking to Casie...man I feel so alone

[!CiTy_BaByS_ReVeNgE!]

Pabst Blue, Old E, or Hamms for me

[2stix5skins]

castalmaine!!!!!!!!!!!

[BeaversEatWood21]

EWWWWWWWWWWW Tecate and Corona and ALL mexican beer is freakin disgusting. you guys dissapoint me. :( cept for the faggot who didnt know doc was kidding. god that guy is a faggot. almost as much as the grimace. wat a faggot.

[Nofx_Whoer]

who can go past the good old melbourne bitter, the choice of over a million shearers. becks on tap is quite nice as well

[SheepNutz]

EWWWWWWWWWWW Tecate and Corona and ALL mexican beer is freakin disgusting. you guys dissapoint me. :( cept for the faggot who didnt know doc was kidding. god that guy is a faggot. almost as much as the grimace. wat a faggot.

Well if I'm a fag, I'll go ahead and put you on the list of people who can suck my balls. You have great spelling and grammar as well. Are you 10 or 11 years old?

[pig]

Tooheys New ,Guiness, Corona, VB and XXXX

[Original_Sophie]

Beer is nasty...go the spirits

[BeaversEatWood21]

Well if I'm a fag, I'll go ahead and put you on the list of people who can suck my balls. You have great spelling and grammar as well. Are you 10 or 11 years old?


actually i do have great spelling and grammar, thanks :) . i just dont see the point in impressing jizz rags like you with perfect punctuation and the sort over the internet. you suck at life. ******.

[betterdeadthanred]

And that poor Mexican-piss drinkin queer went out and shot himself the next day...tsk tsk tsk, what have you done SH.

[FisMits]

president's bullet riddled body in the street,ride johnny ride

[fast-fingers]

The man is a legend. I saw him preform recently inside a Tower Records. All I could see was his buckethate covered bald head, but it was awesome nonetheless. Then I stood in line for about 3 hours (while sick, I had been running a fever as I came home to realise) to get him to sign my copy of 'Is There Love In Space?" Very nice guy he was. I'm planning on trying to get tickets to see him when he comes back to the States and preforms with Deep Purple and Thin Lizzy.
I'm seeing him play with Deep Purple and Thin Lizzy in August!!!

[lynch_me]

When I was 13, my little sister asked to borrow my def leppard cd, and i said "No way"
quote stealer!

[superskankinactionhero]

hey you! don't watch that, watch this! this is the heavy heavy monster sound, the naughtiest sound around! So if you're comin' off the street, and you're beginning to feel the heat, well listen buster. you better start to move your feet. to the rockinest, rocksteady beat, of Madness! ONE STEP BEYOND!!!

[lynch_me]

hey you! don't watch that, watch this! this is the heavy heavy monster sound, the naughtiest sound around! So if you're comin' off the street, and you're beginning to feel the heat, well listen buster. you better start to move your feet. to the rockinest, rocksteady beat, of Madness! ONE STEP BEYOND!!!
You british are so uptight you think you're sooooooo good. Well let me tell you where you would be without us! In the smallest ****ing province in russia! ;)

[JmE]

whats your avatar?

It's a scene from the Smashing Pumpkin's video for "Rhinoceros", which is a really great song. Specifically: D'arcy Wretzky bouncing a bouncy ball on a table.

[Drop The Baby]

How do you guys find your avatars? Everything i find has too many pixels or something?

[lynch_me]

How do you guys find your avatars? Everything i find has too many pixels or something?
There are programs where you edit the size down.

[Drop The Baby]

actually i do have great spelling and grammar, thanks :) . i just dont see the point in impressing jizz rags like you with perfect punctuation and the sort over the internet. you suck at life. ******.

:lol:


Any Aussies out there? My Aussie friend said that a lot of Aussies don't like Fosters :amaze:

True or false? :confused:

[Drop The Baby]

There are programs where you edit the size down.


Like what?

[JmE]

Like what?
Any imaging programs really. If you don't have one they're a little expensive. Otherwise just go to http://www.badassbuddy.com Avatars there are only 50x50, but they're avatars nonetheless.

[lynch_me]

ONE THOUSANDTH POST IN THE COMMUNITY THREAD

[JmE]

ONE THOUSANDTH POST IN THE COMMUNITY THREAD
Congratulations. Almost one-third of your total post count is attributed to the Community Thread. Nearly one-eighth of the Community Thread is consisting of your posts.

[lynch_me]

I need a girlfriend..i am too scary though

[JmE]

I need a girlfriend..i am too scary though
I agree.

[AK47]

a scary canuck!

[MILF Hunter]

I need a boyfreind..i am too scary though


Post a pic of yourself, I dont think I've ever seen you

[lynch_me]

I agree.
Will you go out with me?

[lynch_me]

Post a pic of yourself, I dont think I've ever seen you
I have! you missed your chance.

[JmE]

Will you go out with me?
No, I don't think so. I don't appreciate your hate by throwing a plastic Jesus at my picture.

[Drop The Baby]

Any imaging programs really. If you don't have one they're a little expensive. Otherwise just go to http://www.badassbuddy.com Avatars there are only 50x50, but they're avatars nonetheless.

Cheers JmE and Lynch_Me but i think either me or my computer are a bit slow?old :upset:

[lynch_me]

No, I don't think so. I don't appreciate your hate by throwing a plastic Jesus at my picture.
I promise i won't today!

[MILF Hunter]

I have! you missed your chance.

Post it again then :naughty:

[Erorr69]

oversly fosters is the best :thumb: go fosters

[MILF Hunter]

Fosters is s.hit

[JmE]

I promise i won't today!
I'm going to have to break it to you really politely Matt, you and I are not the same. I don't like men. It's not going to happen.

[lynch_me]

I'm going to have to break it to you really politely Matt, you and I are not the same. I don't like men. It's not going to happen.
:lol:

[Drop The Baby]

Fosters is s.hit

Fosters is the tastiest lager. With Grolsch :thumb:

[Alley McSqueal]

WE HATE FOSTERS!!!! why do you thijnk we export it!!!

[Drop The Baby]

WE HATE FOSTERS!!!! why do you thijnk we export it!!!

You've said this to me before but i wanted a different Aussie view to yours and my mates

[Alley McSqueal]

...im friends with lots of aussies....none fo us drink it. its only on tap in pubs in the city, so travellers have a familliar beer.

[Drop The Baby]

What's the other Aussie lagers then? Castelmaine?

[superskankinactionhero]

i love you, yes i do, coz i know that you love-a me too

[Alley McSqueal]

emu bitter
victoria bitter
melbourne bitter
tooheys new
tooheys extra dry

all i canthink of

[JmE]

Love is in the air.

[superskankinactionhero]

my town makes a country famous cider :thumb:

(Scrumpy Jack)

[MILF Hunter]

i love you, yes i do, coz i know that you love-a me too

holy ****,. thats freaky, i just wrote that on soulseek :confused:

[MILF Hunter]

Cider tastes like horse p.iss

[superskankinactionhero]

everywhere i look around (to JmE)

hahahaha that's awesome. maybe we're related

[JmE]

holy ****,. thats freaky, i just wrote that on soulseek :confused:
Haha, I thought you were just copying what he said. :lol:

[MILF Hunter]

no ,i didnt see what he had wrote

[Tony Page]

I like Erdinger (the dark one) and, of course Desperados. If I get these, the evening is going to be funny (and the next day'll be baaaad)

[Alley McSqueal]

cidfers yummy, but sweet cider makes me sick

[Drop The Baby]

^^Yeah same for me

[lynch_me]

You british are so uptight you think you're sooooooo good. Well let me tell you where you would be without us! In the smallest ****ing province in russia!;)

[superskankinactionhero]

you're not allowed to write what you've already written. it's against the law.

[JmE]

you're not allowed to write what you've already written. it's against the law.
That is a fact. Lynch_me, 500 of your posts in the Community Thread will be hereby deleted. Justice will reign supreme

[superskankinactionhero]

White Lightning is possibly the worst drink ever made

[lynch_me]

Okay sorry i will make good conversation now.

Um WHO's betta teh clahs teh rumones or thw sex pistuls lol

[Drop The Baby]

White Lightning is possibly the worst drink ever made

:lol:

And White Ace. All the tramps in England drink it because it costs like 59p or something

[Alley McSqueal]

4 pint s of scrumpys put me on my a'ss

[Kingadamx]

Natty Ice :thumb:

[superskankinactionhero]

sid vishus was teh best base player ever lol

[lynch_me]

lol i kno liek lol lol lol

[AK47]

omgomg

[MILF Hunter]

White Lightning is possibly the worst drink ever made

Ahh, every townies favourite drink

[lynch_me]

Calm down child

[JmE]

Okay sorry i will make good conversation now.

Um WHO's betta teh clahs teh rumones or thw sex pistuls lol
Haha. Deleting 500 of your posts would be impossible. Deleting individual posts in a thread is a bitch

[superskankinactionhero]

http://img71.photobucket.com/albums/v215/superskankinactionhero1/2004_0628prom0016.jpg

http://img71.photobucket.com/albums/v215/superskankinactionhero1/2004_0628prom0006.jpg

[Der Übermensch]

dum de dum de diddle de doo...

[thenotsofatmatt]

4 pint s of scrumpys put me on my a'ss

thats because you are a girl

girls suck at drinking loads.

[JmE]

Ewww! The prom! I hate tuxedos, and those stupid little bow ties.

[superskankinactionhero]

hahaha yeah, but it was actually a fairly cool night. and my date is sexy :thumb:

[Drop The Baby]

She is hot

[JmE]

hahaha yeah, but it was actually a fairly cool night. and my date is sexy :thumb:
She's not bad. 7/10
To be honest, I was checking out those killer side burns.

[FisMits]

Did anyone see that some absolute moron put up a thread on R+M called 'Punk Sucks'?
Normally I wouldnt mind,i'd just go into the thread and spam the heck out of it but this bastard of a threadstarter called Blink182 and Sum41 punk!!!He then went on to say that the only 'punk' band he could tolerate was Good Charlotte!!!!I felt like ripping the a-holes head off(if i could):angry:

[superskankinactionhero]

haha yeah, they haven't been trimmed for over a year. a better pic of my date who is also one of my best friends (and yes, she is ****ing tiny! exaggerated by standing next to a big bastard like me)

http://img71.photobucket.com/albums/v215/superskankinactionhero1/Img00018.jpg

[FisMits]

shes hot:naughty:

[superskankinactionhero]

hahaha, true in most cases... but! there's this chick i know who can down a pint in 2 seconds and downs jack daniels like it's beer. she's ginger and scottish so that's probably why

[thenotsofatmatt]

2 seconds? i doubt that somehow, i think the world record is slower than that. but i bet she still gets pissed quickly.

[superskankinactionhero]

heh i know

[superskankinactionhero]

meh, it's either 2 seconds or 2 gulps, either way it's a LOT quicker than i can do it, and i normally win chugging contests against other guys. and she gets drunk at about the same speed as guys. she's a heavyweight for a girl!

[FisMits]

fair play to ya

[thenotsofatmatt]

haha, i know one guy who can drink a pint at once, in about 5 seconds, and he can easily drink 24 pints in one night. he is a drinking machine

[lynch_me]

Adam Is Like A Big Teddy Bear!

[Drop The Baby]

I can drink a pint at once, as long as it's not too manky. Not in 5 seconds though....

[thenotsofatmatt]

i dont like downing

i prefer drinking a pint over 5 minutes

[Drop The Baby]

i dont like downing

i prefer drinking a pint over 5 minutes

:thumb: I don't do it except for a dare or in a drinking competition. The trouble is after about 4 pints i have to go to the toilet evry half hour :upset:

[thenotsofatmatt]

i hate that. i try and hold it in as long as i can, i can normally get to about 5 pints if im drinking pretty quickly, but then im going every 20 minutes :upset:

[thenotsofatmatt]

http://img71.photobucket.com/albums/v215/superskankinactionhero1/Img00018.jpg


i'd do him


watch your back at wasted :naughty:

[superskankinactionhero]

Adam Is Like A Big Teddy Bear!

:lol: you don't know how many people say that to me

[Vietnow]

You look like a troll man.

[Drop The Baby]

It is possibly the most annoying thing in the world. I'd do anything to not have to go. My mates brother is incredible, he just drinks and drinks and it has no effect on his bladder :angry:

[superskankinactionhero]

how rude!

[MILF Hunter]

Id hit it :naughty:

[superskankinactionhero]

well if you're lucky... :naughty:

[Drop The Baby]

i'd do him


watch your back at wasted :naughty:

:lol:



:amaze:

[superskankinactionhero]

oi lightyear man, you're from near me aren't you? yeovil was it?

[Drop The Baby]

oi lightyear man, you're from near me aren't you? yeovil was it?

:confused: I live near in greater London

[superskankinactionhero]

i find i don't have to piss for ages when i drink, but when i do go, i go every 20 minutes or so. and yeah, i only down beer in contests or dares

[MILF Hunter]

I hate always needing a piss every 20 mins after a few drinks

[superskankinactionhero]

ooooh ok... maybe it was someone else! are you going/have been to a gig in yeovil? or exeter? or bristol?

[Drop The Baby]

ooooh ok... maybe it was someone else! are you going/have been to a gig in yeovil? or exeter? or bristol?

No. Sorry to say i won't be around to hit on your girl ;)

I'm going to reading if you mean that?

[MILF Hunter]

i'd do him


watch your back at wasted :naughty:


Same goes for you :naughty:

[superskankinactionhero]

i do after i go for my first piss, it just depends how long it takes me to break the seal

[superskankinactionhero]

No. Sorry to say i won't be around to hit on your girl ;)

I'm going to reading if you mean that?

hmmmm. nah i think it was someone else, but you were posting in the same thread at the time probably.

[Drop The Baby]

i do after i go for my first piss, it just depends how long it takes me to break the seal


Lol. That's a great way of phrasing it. If i don't last at least four pints i know it's going to be a tiring night

[Vietnow]

I want to go to wasted :(

[MILF Hunter]

I want to go to wasted :(

Fly over for it , foo'

[superskankinactionhero]

:lol: i enjoy drunkenly stumbling to find a bush or a toilet somewhere

[Vietnow]

wear your d12 jacket, Dave

[Blitz999AttakDI]

http://img71.photobucket.com/albums/v215/superskankinactionhero1/2004_0628prom0016.jpg

http://img71.photobucket.com/albums/v215/superskankinactionhero1/2004_0628prom0006.jpg
hello there :naughty: