What Do Vegans Eat On Thanksgiving?

[Apollyon]

Seriously.

ITT: We make a list of all the things we think vegans eat on Thanksgiving.

1. Parsley Pie

[fattymattk]

tofu?

[TheOpethAffinity]

Cranberry sauce

[Tiger]

****. They eat ****.

[fattymattk]

being in love with meat = a real man

[Spikey]

tofurkey which i hear is terrible so they don't eat that except for one thanksgiving, according my several of my vegetarian friends.

[Janeway]

Tofurky.



Edit: God dammit.

[Apollyon]

tofurkey

Haha they want to be like normal people.

[Spikey]

ha.

[Justin]

Um they eat everything but the turkey usually.

[fattymattk]

Um they eat everything but the turkey usually.

and the butter

[IbanezArtist]

Dick, ****, and manpole.

[Janeway]

They put the grease from the turkey in the stuffing and gravy, though.

[The Stig]

If meat is so bad and terrible, why do they attempt to reproduce every kind of meat out there?

[Apollyon]

If meat is so bad and terrible, why do they attempt to reproduce every kind of meat out there?

They've gotta pretend to have something to be grateful for. I know I wouldn't be very grateful if all I ate was flavorless crap and vitamins.

[The Stig]

Jared wins the thread.

[Tiger]

Its so they can try and convert meat eaters to their side. "Look, we can eat the same things, they are just as good!"

[Apollyon]

And by, "just as good", they mean, "it tastes like horse ****."

[sweboy]

What? Vegans don't eat, ever. I mean, that's why they are called vegans.

[Dave*Grohl]

If meat is so bad and terrible, why do they attempt to reproduce every kind of meat out there?

There not doing it for the taste. They have a purpose for not eating meat.

[Malice]

I suppose I'm glad we don't have Thanksgiving here in Australia, being vegan and all.

[Pop music sucks]

*throws slabs of red meat at you*

[Nightvision]

I think they eat other vegans. Survival of the fittest and all that.

[ATM]

My dad made my sister rice and lentils with curry to eat instead of turkey.

[Corkofski]

i have a pet vegan, and it eats humus, and carrots, and my ****. i keep it in a cage at college.

[Drummer300btx]

vegan are gay im going to eat a vegan

/ignorant.

[Spikey]

Save a cow. Eat a vegan!

[Malice]

oh noez, dont eat me lawl

[RIP Ian Curtis]

Vegans, as we all know, eat the same meal they always eat, thanksgiving or not. The blood of christian babies.

[RIP Ian Curtis]

Hey can you get vegan jerky? And what would it be called? Terky? Tofky? Filthy Pagan Lesbian Scum Fodder?

[EightMilesHigh]

cardboard

[YDload]

Lettuce, give thanks.

[madeyadams]

ugh

ignorance itt

[Light Fantastic]

madey did you see that video with the lionz

[madeyadams]

no?

[Pariah]

shut it whore

[madeyadams]

you shut it, fatty

[Light Fantastic]

wait i will find it because it made me feel it was ok to eat lions

[Light Fantastic]

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=502657

yeah so wtf

[Pariah]

you shut it, fatty

yeah im so fat :rolleyes:

[YDload]

yeah im so fat :rolleyes:

well it took the efforts of everyone on TE to convince you that you weren't!

[Pariah]

well it took the efforts of everyone on TE to convince you that you weren't!

hahaha

no i'm still a fat tub of lard

[madeyadams]

chad wtf dont ever show me something like that again

[Light Fantastic]

but i was just showing you its ok to eat animals because they are not nice

[Stevie]

milk (human)

[The Stig]

milk (human)

Only if it's free trade.

[Pariah]

malk

NOW WITH VITAMIN R

[The Stig]

They'll also eat people from the military because they are trained killers, so it's okay.

[sweboy]

Vegans shouldn't feed their babies breast milk, since that is an animal product. Think about that for eight to ten minutes.

[Light Fantastic]

in a vegan context refers to material derived from non-human animals for human use or consumption. Human breast milk for example is acceptable when voluntarily used for human babies

[sweboy]

http://stfu.se/

[Light Fantastic]

http://www.stfu.se/stfu.swf

[The Stig]

So I guess Bob Barr wasn't being vegan in Borat?

[Justin]

Hax

[MattyBlade]

Out of curiosity what's the best way to trick a vegan into eating meat ? ...

needless to say I want to play a joke :D

[drewhet]

they eat tofurkey

[invaderrox]

Yes, that's been said kthnx.

[drewhet]

urwlcm

[Eliminator]

what's wrong with animal biproducts

[RIP Ian Curtis]

Animal by-products? Like poo?

[dei]

My family made me these meatless potato balls, vegetarian burgers, salad, and some pasta. Well, it was for me, my sister, and one of my older cousins. We don't eat meat.

[Nightvision]

No, really? I wouldn't have guessed from reading your menu...

[dei]

You don't have to be a dickhead.

[KRASH]

they eat poultry, some vegans make acceptions and say yes on special occasions to poultry only

[RIP Ian Curtis]

Chicken is a vegetable anyways. Same as potato is a meat, making it the only acceptable thing to eat that doesn't involve killing something.

[dei]

LOL! You can't pick and choose which days you choose to follow veganism and still be a vegan. That's not how it works, kiddo.

[RIP Ian Curtis]

LOL! You can't pick and choose which days you choose to follow veganism and still be a vegan. That's not how it works, kiddo.

I agree, it was my stupid decision to get tattooed, I have to live with it every day. Same thing should apply if you choose to be a hippie.

[Nightvision]

You don't have to be a dickhead.

and you don't have to be a vegan, it's all about choices in life. :)

[dei]

I agree, it was my stupid decision to get tattooed, I have to live with it every day. Same thing should apply if you choose to be a hippie.
Choosing to become a vegan or a vegetarian is not a dumb decision. It also doesn't make you a hippie. I thought you were only a dumbass in PNWI but I guess I was wrong.

[dei]

and you don't have to be a vegan, it's all about choices in life. :)

Being a vegan doesn't affect anyone else negatively.

[RIP Ian Curtis]

Choosing to become a vegan or a vegetarian is not a dumb decision. It also doesn't make you a hippie. I thought you were only a dumbass in PNWI but I guess I was wrong.

Like I was being serious. Relax a little man, bagging on vegans is just for laughs, my g/f is vegetarian.

[dei]

Yeah, well, it's not funny.

[RIP Ian Curtis]

Well my apologies for hurting your feelings, wasn't intended to be taken seriously.

[Light Fantastic]

Choosing to become a vegan or a vegetarian is not a dumb decision.k then why is it smart at all

because its rly not

[dei]

I'm not saying it's the right choice or a bad choice, or anything. It's just a choice that people make about how they want to live. It doesn't affect you or anyone else except the person that's a vegetarian/vegan. Well, unless it's a parent and they cook for their kids. But I don't understand how anyone could be against it. I don't force people to become vegetarians and I couldn't care less if they eat meat or not. It's just something that I can't do.

[Nightvision]

Yeah, well, it's not funny.

Haha, I guessed right. You DO take yourself far too seriously. :)

[dei]

Hey, guy, leave me alone.

[Light Fantastic]

But I don't understand how anyone could be against it.

Because it serves no purspose?

[Justin]

Because it serves no purspose?

My friend is a vegetarian because he dislikes how animals are treated. Yes, him not eating it doesn't actually make it better, it's just his principles.

If someone doesn't want to wear fur because it's made from an animal... that's their choice too. It doesn't technically do anything either, just makes them feel like their making a difference maybe, even though they're actually not, which doesn't matter.

[dei]

I don't want to be a part of that.

[MattyBlade]

I suppose I'm glad we don't have Thanksgiving here in Australia, being vegan and all.

How about coming back to the sausage :naughty:

[Liebensaft]

I'm vegetarian. I just ate everything but the turkey.

[Light Fantastic]

My friend is a vegetarian because he dislikes how animals are treated. Yes, him not eating it doesn't actually make it better, it's just his principles.



He could eat free range animals they are very happy

[MattyBlade]

If people stick up for food or clothing, it makes them horrible horrible people.

Tell me, where's the people for the ethical treatment of people ?

[Timmi]

glass, because it has no shadow

[bebubly]

there is this really nice quorn fake chicken roast thing i have with roast dinners sometimes. i am veggie, not vegan, but it is nice. and i have these sausages that are made of leek, cheese and spinach. or veggie burgers, they are pretty good too.

[RIP Ian Curtis]

There is actually a reason to load hate onto vegan/vegetarians. Ever met the stupid nazi ones who tell you off for eating meat? "OMG I can't believe your eating that, do you know how many animals died to make that? OMG!!!". This is why I hate them.

Side note: Animal rights protestors never throw paint on the Hell's Angels, even thought they wear waaay more animal skins than society ladies. Think about it. (Props to Terry Pratchett for having this idea)

[Chrizzle fo' Shizzle]

Actually, the Hells Angels have traditionally eschewed wearing of leather due to its safety function. They usually just wear denim

[Justin]

They're were a few Hells Angels passing through my town yesterday apparently.

[angry armadillo]

i dont know any genuine reasons for being veggie, the only half way there reason is 'i dont like meat' but thats just a preferance not really a principle

and if you are there saying im saving the animals, dont be naive haha.

im just going to eat an extra burger everytime someone says they are veggie :evil:

[RIP Ian Curtis]

Actually, the Hells Angels have traditionally eschewed wearing of leather due to its safety function. They usually just wear denim

Really? All the bikie gangs here wear all leather, all the time. Also they kill you if you wear their colours and aren't a member. Nice guys despite that though...

[dei]

RIP Ian Curtis, that's a dumb reason to hate vegetarians/vegans, because not all of them are like that. I'm not like that. Pretty sure I've said before that I don't care if people eat meat, it's just something that I can't do. So, you're still going to hate me even though I have no problem with it?

Real smart, guy.

[RIP Ian Curtis]

RIP Ian Curtis, that's a dumb reason to hate vegetarians/vegans, because not all of them are like that. I'm not like that. Pretty sure I've said before that I don't care if people eat meat, it's just something that I can't do. So, you're still going to hate me even though I have no problem with it?

Real smart, guy.

Not neccesarily hate you, definatly hate them, and reserve my right to make politically incorrect jokes about vegetarianism. As you may have read above, my girlfriend is a vegetarian, and not the raging, religious fanatic type, I just take the piss out of it a bit because so many people take it so seriously.

[dei]

Because some people are serious about being vegetarians/vegans? What's wrong with not wanting to eat meat? It doesn't affect you in anyway, so you shouldn't care. You also shouldn't complain when you're going about doing the same thing.

[RIP Ian Curtis]

See what I mean? Relax, take a step back, you're treating veganism like it's the ark of the covenant or something. This is why I joke about it, because people take it so seriously. It's the whole sacred cow thing.

[dei]

It is something serious, guy.

[Mr. Ron]

I just really hate PETA.

[RIP Ian Curtis]

But it isn't the be all and end all. Man people give me shi't for being a meat-eating, beer-bellied, chain-smoking redneck motherf'ucker all the time, water off a ducks back dude.

[RIP Ian Curtis]

Not to mention nothing is serious, at least not to me.

[dei]

And people hassle me for not eating meat, calling me a sissy, a woman (which isn't really an insult), a self-righteous dickhead, a pansy, a fag, and countless other things. One time I was even called a ******!

But whatever. It's deserved because I'm a vegetarian, and all of them deserve to be hassled because they all do the same thing to meat eaters. Every one of them. Including me, yes.

[fattymattk]

I totally respect vegans. Sometimes I wish I could do what they do, but I know I couldn't. It really is horrific how animals are treated these days.

[RIP Ian Curtis]

And people hassle me for not eating meat, calling me a sissy, a woman (which isn't really an insult), a self-righteous dickhead, a pansy, a fag, and countless other things. One time I was even called a ******!

But whatever.

Someone called you a "ni'gger" for not eating meat? Hardly an insult if it comes from someone that fu'cking retarded I suppose no?

[i am the robots]

Vegan Apple Pie

[dei]

Don't be a dickhead to people that aren't giving you a hard time.

[Marc Johnson]

The way animals are treated is horrific, to say the least, but eating meat isn't. We were meant to eat meat, and we should embrace that. Becoming a vegetarian is a good choice to make, and nobody should get knocked for it, but if they're going to fight a cause, let it be animal cruelty, not eating meat.

[fattymattk]

The way animals are treated is horrific, to say the least, but eating meat isn't. We were meant to eat meat, and we should embrace that. Becoming a vegetarian is a good choice to make, and nobody should get knocked for it, but if they're going to fight a cause, let it be animal cruelty, not eating meat.


see, I don't really want to get in a debate about this, because people never get it, but eating meat is supporting animal cruelty. Have you ever seen how farms treat their animals? Not tiny little home made farms, but the big ones that end up supplying all the meat and dairy to grocery stores? It is horrible. Yes, we are meant to eat meat, and I know several vegans who would eat a deer if it was shot in the woods, but they do no wish to support the modern day meat industry.

[dei]

You could get meat from free range farms. If not that, at least check out some grass fed and grass finished farm place businesses. It's healthier for you.

There's still some more research that needs to be done as the definition for free range is not really agreed upon, or whatever. Some people claim to be free range when the chickens are still kept in cages. The cages are just... a bit larger than in most other farms. :(

[Marc Johnson]

I 100% agree with both of you on this, and I do get my meat from sources where I know the animal was on a free range and wasn't mistreated. I agree that buying meat from the meat industry is supporting animal cruelty, I'm just arguing those who think killing an animal for meat, whether it was shot with a bow in the woods or hit by a car, is heartless and cruel.

[Mr. Ron]

I totally respect vegans. Sometimes I wish I could do what they do, but I know I couldn't. It really is horrific how animals are treated these days.

Not eating meat does not deserve respect.

Animals are meant to be eaten.

[Marc Johnson]

Standing up for your beliefs does though.

[Mr. Ron]

Standing up for your beliefs does though.

I don't have to respect you just because you have an idea that you think is good.

[Marc Johnson]

It's not my idea, and I don't think anyone should demand respect from anyone, I'm just saying that in my opinion, standing up for your beleifs is respectable.

[Mr. Ron]

It's not my idea, and I don't think anyone should demand respect from anyone, I'm just saying that in my opinion, standing up for your beleifs is respectable.

It's my belief that we should arrest immigrants and deport them (not seriously), RESPECT ME.


See how it works?

[Marc Johnson]

I'm not disagreeing with you, Ron.


I think G.W. Bush has the dumbest ideas ever, and if I said I had respect for that man, it would be the biggest lie ever.

As far as I know, he thinks that what he's doing is the right thing, despite America telling him otherwise. I think that is respectable. It doesn't mean I respect him, I just think that the general idea of standing up for your beliefs is a good one.

[Mr. Ron]

I'm not disagreeing with you, Ron.


I think G.W. Bush has the dumbest ideas ever, and if I said I had respect for that man, it would be the biggest lie ever.

As far as I know, he thinks that what he's doing is the right thing, despite America telling him otherwise. I think that is respectable. It doesn't mean I respect him, I just think that the general idea of standing up for your beliefs is a good one.

Why should I respect something I think is ridiculous? Thats like saying "it's ok" to something I disagree with.

[dei]

It's my belief that we should arrest immigrants and deport them (not seriously), RESPECT ME.


See how it works?

But no one gets hurt when someone decides they want to become a vegetarian.

[Marc Johnson]

Okay man, listen.

The idea itself - Ridiculous.
Standing up for what you believe in - Not ridiculous.

Get it?

[Mr. Ron]

Okay man, listen.

The idea itself - Ridiculous.
Standing up for what you believe in - Not ridiculous.

Get it?

I just don't see why someone should respect someone's elses view if they don't agree with it.


If someone says "Vegetarianism is the only way to go!" I'm going to think he's a fool and i'm not going to even think of respecting his opinion.


Anyways....

[dei]

Vegetarianism is ridiculous?

[Otherside]

I just don't see why someone should respect someone's elses view if they don't agree with it.


are you being serious?

[sobelecta]

Soya milk?

[dei]

I've had soy milk a couple of times and I didn't like it. But I don't like regular milk either so it's not like I was giving up something good.

[sobelecta]

Soya milk is better than real milk.

[dei]

I think I had some weird flavored soy milk.

[Mr. Ron]

Vegetarianism is ridiculous?

I don't think it is, but to a person who thinks it is, yes.

[pitchfork]

Nut loaf is what veggies eat on christmas day.
I'm not quite sure what thanksgiving is all about (isn't it something to do with americans killing a bunch of oppressors?) or why anyone would become vegan/ vegetarian (no offence meant I just never understood why).

I won't eat cheap meat because of the way it is produced (it has its place but I don't agree with it), so its either free range or properly farmed meat for me. I would rather have the quality than the quantity.

[Mr. Ron]

are you being serious?

Why should I give credit to something I think is totally disagreeable?

[Otherside]

Why should I give credit to something I think is totally disagreeable?

because im sure there are things that you do that people find completely disagreeable but I don't think you would want them to harass you about it

[Mr. Ron]

because im sure there are things that you do that people find completely disagreeable but I don't think you would want them to harass you about it

Just because I don't give respect to something doesn't mean I'm going to harass them.

[Otherside]

Just because I don't give respect to something doesn't mean I'm going to harass them.

the concept of giving respect to an idealogy doenst mean you imbue merit about the subject in yourself, rather it's not giving someone hard time about something you disagree with



Edit: SEMANTICS YESSSSSSSSSSS

[Mr. Ron]

the concept of giving respect to an idealogy doenst mean you imbue merit about the subject in yourself, rather it's not giving someone hard time about something you disagree with

Again...i'm not giving them a hard time about what they believe just because I don't respect it. I just leave them alone.

[Otherside]

Again...i'm not giving them a hard time about what they believe just because I don't respect it. I just leave them alone.

ok then your respecting their viewpoints by not attacking them, even though you think they're apeshit crazy

[madeyadams]

Oh my god. Such idiots ITT.

[Mr. Ron]

ok then your respecting their viewpoints by not attacking them, even though you think they're apeshit crazy

Leaving them alone isn't respecting them. I could still think their morons, but i'm civil enough to not beat them. See?

[Otherside]

no you're wrong

[Otherside]

and yes i can say that and leave it at that THIS ISNT P&WI!!!

[Mr. Ron]

no you're wrong

No, you just can't come back with something. :p

[CarnageFairy]

Ok guys, Thanksgiving is over, time to kill this ****er.

[Otherside]

why would i reiterate the same points ive been making for the last 3 posts to counter the same points youve been making the last 3 posts


and why you hatin, fag

[madeyadams]

GUYS STOP

Hug it out. Come on

[Otherside]

its not my fault he likes bands like Isis >:|

[madeyadams]

true. Isis sucks

[Otherside]

oh shi ron you just got called out

to quote amit:

HOW YOU GONNA ACT

[Mr. Ron]

Awww why can't you RESPECT the fact that I like ISIS? :p

[Otherside]

because you capitalize it :|

[dei]

Isis blows.

[Otherside]

nah isis is alright, i have that one cd with so did we on it, its decent

[Mr. Ron]

Well, thats your opinion. ;)

[Otherside]

whos that in your avatar


i bet its some fag from isis

[Mr. Ron]

whos that in your avatar


i bet its some fag from isis

Aristotle: Lead vox

[Otherside]

wtf aristotle isnt that some roman emperor guy

[Mr. Ron]

wtf aristotle isnt that some roman emperor guy

Some Canadian or sommat

[Mother]

On thanksgiving I dont think vegans eat ... they just protest the killing of turkeys or something.

[Marc Johnson]

Hey Ron lunch is over and I'm back. Two things: I think we have different definitions of respect, I consider not harassing someone about their opinion respecting it, and second of all, again, let me just ask you this simple question, and we will put it to rest.
A simple yes or no will do.
Do you, or have you ever considered standing up for your beleifs ridiculous?

[Mr. Ron]

Hey Ron lunch is over and I'm back. Two things: I think we have different definitions of respect, I consider not harassing someone about their opinion respecting it, and second of all, again, let me just ask you this simple question, and we will put it to rest.
A simple yes or no will do.
Do you, or have you ever considered standing up for your beleifs ridiculous?

No, it's not wrong to stand up fro what you think is right. But don't expect other people to respect you just because you think it's right.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

hey, new method is a ocmplete f uckhead

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

how u gonna act

[Mr. Ron]

I prefer to act like Mel Gibson.

[Marc Johnson]

No, it's not wrong to stand up fro what you think is right. But don't expect other people to respect you just because you think it's right.

Okay, then we agree.

I don't expect anyone to respect the idea.

[Marc Johnson]

hey, new method is a ocmplete f uckhead

:-*

[Otherside]

I prefer to act like Mel Gibson.

-runs to get zerokewl-

[Chrizzle fo' Shizzle]

Really? All the bikie gangs here wear all leather, all the time. Also they kill you if you wear their colours and aren't a member. Nice guys despite that though...

The whole purpose of wearing leather is to prevent road rash in the event of a crash. According to Hunter Thompson's book, the Hells Angels reject all safety features, leather included

[Marc Johnson]

Biker gangs are so 80's.

[Chrizzle fo' Shizzle]

60s, actually

[RIP Ian Curtis]

The whole purpose of wearing leather is to prevent road rash in the event of a crash. According to Hunter Thompson's book, the Hells Angels reject all safety features, leather included

Well fu'ck me down dead, we learn something new every day. I need to get a copy of that book, I can only find a handful of Thompson's stuff here, and its a tad hypocritical to have a freak power tattoo over your heart and not have read Hell's Angels

[Chrizzle fo' Shizzle]

It's pretty good, though a bit boring in the first half, since that part mostly talks about the history of the Hells Angels