R&M "So what are they REALLY saying?!"

[Amit]

I can't understand the lyrics being sung sometimes (read: most times) especially with symphonic power metal...

So, in this thread, we post our interpretations to tunes that at least a fair bit of us might know :-)

Here's what I swear I'm hearing when I listen to Blind Guardian's The Maiden & The Minstrel Knight (from A Night At The Opera album):

the faithful crown is gathered here
soon they'll appear
the high and mighty show up
the king is a dunce

apart from this bag on me
there's no other human here
taste in my lips no one but
you and him

i'm on fire everyone should sing
and praise the gracious queen
i'm on fire everyone should dance
and praise the handsome man

forever and ever we both will be one
the maiden, the pharoah, and the young
fell in loveeeeee

(start chorus) will you still wait for me
will you still pray for me
come and take my handdddddddd
will you still wait for me
will you still pray for me
come and take my handdddddddd (end chorus)

there's a moment in life
when the last one has pie
and the *** still crack and kiss deathhhhhh

weird records must fade failures
the desperate cries
of the ones who believed in aliveeeeeee

wherever i go you'll be with me
my first bum and the last
but will you depart in bitterness
one day you'll understand

carry onnnnn
in love in fate in mind
carry onnnnnn
or we have to pay the price

CHORUSSSSSS
CHORUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

yesssss still there's memories
how melody tree
i'm dark with the winds
(sooooo sadddddd)
there's no one to give her gold in her hands
(but she's not the oneeeee)
out in the act (dinnerrrrr)
where everything is pale
THERE IS NO SIGN OF YOUUUUU
I'M ALONEEEEEE
I WISH YOU WOULD BE
I'M ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TO BE HERE TONIGHT COMRADEEEEEE

DARK MIST YOU'RE FAT
DARK MIST YOU'RE FAT
DARK MIST YOU'RE FAT
DARK MIST YOU'RE FATTTTTTTTTTTT


I'M ALONE AND MY SACK FILLS IN MY HEART
AS LONG AS WE LIVE IT WON'T GO AWAY
WE ARE ONE BUM TORN APART

CHORUS
CHORUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

PROUDLY YOU STAND WITH PANTS
THE VICTORIOUS BATTLE OF LOVE

god damn what a weird song now your turn!

[Riva]

I swear this is what Lord Tim is singing in Dugeon's Paradise:

I make my last stand as success comes my way
My foreskin is gripped
Nothing stands in my way

Instead of:

I make my last stand as success comes my way
My bones gain their strength
Nothing stands in my way

>_>
<_<

[Amit]

jason (i think that's your name i apologize for forgetting! we just don't see each other in threads as much as before :sad:) you have such a one track mind :-P

[Riva]

Haha, yeah, I know, we drifted apart. =(

I can't help it! It seriously does sound like that.

EDIT: Jeez, how many commas did I squeeze into that first sentence...

[evaworcim]

EDIT: Jeez, how many commas did I squeeze into that first sentence...

3 tbqh

[Perhaps Crickets]

Nightwish-Planet Hell

Denyin' The Lion
A million terrors are fightin'
Our lives...described
For a pope beyond the horizon

That's the start folks, anyone brave enough give this doozy a try?

[Amit]

i never realized how many damn words are actually in lyrics for longer songs

and the blind guardian tune is only 5:30 long!

[Wish]

In Eyeless by Slipknot, I used to think Corey said 'You can't get to California without a mother by your side' :(

[Perhaps Crickets]

In Eyeless by Slipknot, I used to think Corey said 'You can't get to California without a mother by your side' :(

A more interesting fact to know would be,



WHY WERE YOU LISTENING TO SLIPKNOT IN THE FIRST PLACE??!!!!!!11

[Chu]

Hey man, everyone needs to listen to **** sometimes... otherwise they forget what **** sounds like...

[Wish]

A more interesting fact to know would be,


WHY WERE YOU LISTENING TO SLIPKNOT IN THE FIRST PLACE??!!!!!!11
Because that's what I listened to when I was 13.

[Amit]

In Eyeless by Slipknot, I used to think Corey said 'You can't get to California without a mother by your side' :(

:lol:

this left me lolling

[G_Mac07]

I swear this is what Lord Tim is singing in Dugeon's Paradise:

I make my last stand as success comes my way
My foreskin is gripped
Nothing stands in my way

Instead of:

I make my last stand as success comes my way
My bones gain their strength
Nothing stands in my way

>_>
<_<

Oh snap I'm going to be hearing it that way all the time now Jason. :mad:

[Lord of Sword]

Nightwish's Wishmaster. As I've always heard it:

Master
Apprentice
Warrior, Steven Segal
Warrior
Disciple
In me, the Fishmaster

[Quiksilver26]

A lot of whatever the hell Dave Mustaine sings.

[Stormrider]

i never realized how many damn words are actually in lyrics for longer songs

and the blind guardian tune is only 5:30 long!

Yeah, when I read the lyrics to And Then There Was Silence. I was like :eek:

Damn...

[Steerpike]

One of my favorite song interpretations was a YouTube interpretation video of Burning Angel by Arch Enemy.

Dark trainers, world of dogs
Spray the tights, glittering the sock
It's a ****ing potato!!
Leave all campfire types... tonight
Thieves, aardvark times
So fishes are blind
Bleed, large rock
Ties are forever rotting
Spread the baby on ice

Liver chopping
I am not thin
Cruel man does say
Rent yourself Blur
The cadaver, he walks in

And so on and so forth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0BJwOimHPQ
Enjoy.

[adamstartin]

Beacause of tht damn meme, whenever i hear enter sandman i hear 'and baked apple pie mmm yeh'

[Jude]

Opeth has so many gems.

"Deadly badgers made my wreath"
"Pest-ridden tacos of the earth"
"Fixing a pair of jeans"
"Slow response erection returned"

just to name a view.

[Steerpike]

Opeth has so many gems.

"Deadly badgers made my wreath"

I thought I was the only one who heard that.

[Jude]

Apparently not, there's a YTMND or three of it :thumb: There's actually a ridiculous number of Opeth-misheard-lyric YTMND's.

[Amit]

rhapsody - the last winged unicorn (dawn of victory album)

...






man forget it this thing is impossible to transcribe :sad:

this is the chorus i **** you not:

FROM THE HOLY SEA OF COLORED DINGS
LIES THE LAST WINGED EUNICH PORN
WITH HIS BREAST OF INNOCENCE
RISING TO THE CHRISTIAN THRONE

[BurningSky]

Yeah, Opeth has so many...

"It's the end for the wicked tar"

"I hear the baying of the hounds. I hear them devouring the best made tacos of the earth."

"Everyone you love is a dead bird."

etc. etc...

[Steerpike]

One Children of Bodom bit I recall from some time back was...

"Grapple battle Andre with a pan releasing ocean."

[Pete]

In Eyeless by Slipknot, I used to think Corey said 'You can't get to California without a mother by your side' :(

Because that's what Wargazm wrote in his Youtube interpretation, amirite? GET YOUR OWN MISHEARINGS!

[Wish]

Because that's what Wargazm wrote in his Youtube interpretation, amirite? GET YOUR OWN MISHEARINGS!urrong. I've never seen that video and I thought that five years ago before I read the lyrics. If that's one of the lines in the interpretation then it is a complete coincidence.

[Amit]

prooforlies

[VomitStainedCretin]

When I listened to Decapitated - Nine Steps, I kept thinking they were saying "Nice Day" in the chorus.

[Deth]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rUJDdh8dr6Q

Possibly the best example I have using Napalm Death. Go watch it.

[Apocalypticon]

Dark Angel - Darkness Descends

sea is gitty
center's wife
said is death
dark descends

seriously it doesn't sound at all like he is saying what the lyrics actually are

[madeyadams]

in this one song by james blunt he talks about beauty

wait

[Bartender]

The best mondegreen is still Jimi Hendrix's "'scuse me, while I kiss this guy".

And I can't see it being beaten any time soon.

[repcak]

i SWEAR there is a song (i don't know which exactly) from Behemoth on the Satanica album... and he sings

Spongebob Schwammkopf :lol:

i don't know if you guys know him... its a cartoon for children :lol:
http://www.renderware.com/images/spongebob.jpg

[Deth]

The best mondegreen is still Jimi Hendrix's "'scuse me, while I kiss this guy".

And I can't see it being beaten any time soon.

I dunno, watch that Napalm Death video I posted.

[repcak]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gRtgzun713c

thats brilliant!! CoB lyrics to needled 24/7

[Perhaps Crickets]

Because that's what I listened to when I was 13.

Then you really needed your mother by your side to make Slipknot withstandable! :p

[Apocalypticon]

oooooohhhh heres my favourite video of crazy lyrics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ1KIJ-OYYg

[Perhaps Crickets]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gRtgzun713c

thats brilliant!! CoB lyrics to needled 24/7

No it isn't?! The words for the parody lyric aren't even close to the actual lyrics.

Plus, quite frankly, 99% of Needled can be easily understood.

[Toaster]

One of my favorite song interpretations was a YouTube interpretation video of Burning Angel by Arch Enemy.

Dark trainers, world of dogs
Spray the tights, glittering the sock
It's a ****ing potato!!
Leave all campfire types... tonight
Thieves, aardvark times
So fishes are blind
Bleed, large rock
Ties are forever rotting
Spread the baby on ice

Liver chopping
I am not thin
Cruel man does say
Rent yourself Blur
The cadaver, he walks in

And so on and so forth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0BJwOimHPQ
Enjoy.

I haven't laughed that hard in weeks, no joke.

[i am the robots]

It sounds like Anthony from Through The Eyes Of The Dead says, "in life for basket making," in Forever Ends Today.

Oh and Chased Through The Woods by Waking The Cadaver...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCBSX0XDSVI

[Knifeboy]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rUJDdh8dr6Q

Possibly the best example I have using Napalm Death. Go watch it.

That was really ****.. It didn't sound anything like the joke lyrics

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gRtgzun713c

thats brilliant!! CoB lyrics to needled 24/7

Same as above.. It's not funny if they just make **** up that has nothing to do with what it sounds like.. Plus, Alex Laiho is pretty damned easy to understand

One of my favorite song interpretations was a YouTube interpretation video of Burning Angel by Arch Enemy.

Dark trainers, world of dogs
Spray the tights, glittering the sock
It's a ****ing potato!!
Leave all campfire types... tonight
Thieves, aardvark times
So fishes are blind
Bleed, large rock
Ties are forever rotting
Spread the baby on ice

Liver chopping
I am not thin
Cruel man does say
Rent yourself Blur
The cadaver, he walks in

And so on and so forth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0BJwOimHPQ
Enjoy.

This on the other hand was pure genius!..

[Toaster]

It sounds like Anthony from Through The Eyes Of The Dead says, "in life for basket making," in Forever Ends Today.

Oh and Chased Through The Woods by Waking The Cadaver...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCBSX0XDSVI

:lol: :lol: I nearly cried.

[i am the robots]

Yeah, that one was actually good.

[Knifeboy]

Haha.... The repetiveness of it makes it even funnier

[Futuro]

All I want tis your sister feeling my tendons see?

One, one too many schizophrenic tendencies.

Three of a perfect pair - King Crimson. Belew makes words sound wierd, I like his voice and all, but whatever :p

[metalhead_matt]

theres a trivium-pull harder on youtube. somewhere

[Stevie]

Immortal - Unsilent storms in the north abyss

The light of the moon is burning inside
spiritless I lay on cryptic stones
mesmerising snow falls silent below me
as the beautiful frost grows strongly
im a demon

a demon with a shadowed face
enter to my wintermuffin
where be the darkest realms
ferried to a grown up land
a perfect view
falls right into my eyes
unsilent storms in the north abyss

im a demon
a demon with a shadowed face
enter to my wintermuffin
where be the darkest realms
ferried to a grown up land
a perfect view
falls right into my eyes

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhheeewwwwwwweeehhhheheheh

unsilent storms in the north abyyyyyyyyyyyyys
unsilent storms in the north abyyys

[Riva]

I have another:

Despite the title, whenver I hear Mayhem's Funeral Fog, I still think Attila is singing:

Fooooor yooou're aaaaaaaal.... ****ED!

[the2stranger]

Cadnlesmass - Demon's Gate:

The choirs of damnation, call you untrue.

[Stevie]

There are a couple of times on I think the song De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas where Attila seems to yawn whilst speaking....it makes me yawn, it's annoying.

[i am the robots]

"In ze middle of Transylvania!"

Atilla just sounds like a moaning French man to me.

[Stormrider]

There are a couple of times on I think the song De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas where Attila seems to yawn whilst speaking....it makes me yawn, it's annoying.

:lol:

He was having so much fun doing the vocals !

[The Flabbit Rides High]

Smashing Pumpkins - Disarm

He actually says : Cut that little child
Inside of me and such a part of you.

But I always thought he said : Cut that little child
sodomy is such a part of you!

lol

[Mr Benners]

Hahaha I'm so glad other people hear "deadly badgers..." in Opeth... thats a classic.

[POLISH SAUSAGE]

One of my favorite song interpretations was a YouTube interpretation video of Burning Angel by Arch Enemy.

Dark trainers, world of dogs
Spray the tights, glittering the sock
It's a ****ing potato!!
Leave all campfire types... tonight
Thieves, aardvark times
So fishes are blind
Bleed, large rock
Ties are forever rotting
Spread the baby on ice

Liver chopping
I am not thin
Cruel man does say
Rent yourself Blur
The cadaver, he walks in

And so on and so forth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0BJwOimHPQ
Enjoy.

lol at song and at accurateness of your interpretation

[sonictheplumber]

I was listening to "I Am The Walrus" by The Beatles, and it sounds like tey're saying "Everybody smokes pot, everybody smokes pot" at the end.

[AA-12]

"I hear the baying of the hounds. I hear them devouring the best made tacos of the earth."

ahahahahahahaha

[Stoic]

Nightwish's Wishmaster. As I've always heard it:

Master
Apprentice
Warrior, Steven Segal
Warrior
Disciple
In me, the Fishmaster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osDMJInBnfQ :lol:

[kyle_yordy]

The Waking the Cadaver interpretations on YouTube are great. I laugh everytime I watch them.

[niobium]

Disturbed - Violence Fetish

Tell me what isoceles
Another goddamn jew!

Ashlee Simpson - LOVE

L-O L-O L-O L-O VE, L-O L-O L-O
I MAKE YOU HEAR, YOU SAY

[Huber]

theres a trivium-pull harder on youtube. somewhere

I think we've all seen that one, but it's srsly like the best one ever.

[Perhaps Crickets]

boat rudders on a strage mountain

[Huber]

I AM HERE TO RIDE BIIIIIIKE!

The picture during that part is priceless.

[kyle_yordy]

does anyone have the link the the Trivium song, I can't find it on youtube.

[metalhead_matt]

its...not kurtz :p

im still laughing at the 'its a ****ing potato!' bit from burning angel

[metalhead_matt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNLDLyeepVs
enjoy

[Riva]

That was alright, though I chuckled a bit at "I am here to ride bike!"

He forgot about Judas Priest when he mentioned dual guitar solos. :mad: