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Cesar21
10-29-2006, 11:36 AM
The funniest song I've ever heard is "F*ck a Dog" by Blink-182, I couldn't stop laughing. The song sucks, but is so damn funny. After that one the funniest song i've ever heard is "Blood" by MCR, when I heard it fort time I was in complete silence until it finnish, then I started laughing. It was funnier when I heard it while I was in Borders cuz they put it in the sound sytem... there were some people whose face was like "wtf? "
Jessizzle
10-29-2006, 11:38 AM
um
that was my face
wtb
Kif
10-29-2006, 11:46 AM
NOFX - "My Vagina"

Do I win?
Jessizzle
10-29-2006, 12:14 PM
Bloodhound gang- you're pretty when im drunk
acutally on that note.. most songs by them
skingle
10-29-2006, 12:18 PM
Some an*l c*nt is funny. I prefer serious music in general though.
Gnarmageddon
10-29-2006, 01:00 PM
lol liek 1 tiem der was dis funi song on teh radio n it wuz funi n i laffed lolz
TakeWarning
10-30-2006, 08:14 AM
Anal c'unt ****ing suck, but they have some hilarious song titles.

Some songs by The Queers are pretty funny.
bottlerocket
10-30-2006, 10:45 AM
I sent concentration camp footage to America's Funniest Home Videos.

I became a rape counselor to tell the victims they deserved it.

You've got cancer.

Picnic of Love is my favorite album, though.

Lalala, saving ourselves for marriageeee.
CommieCanada
10-30-2006, 01:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8tjchas2I4
GoM
10-30-2006, 01:38 PM
"Everyone's A Little Bit Racist" is pretty funny too
The_Red_Death
10-31-2006, 09:28 PM
"Everyone's A Little Bit Racist" is pretty funny too

Totally unrelated, but Reclaiming The Throne is a bloody awesome song. I <3 The Reason.
nobodyblossomsforever
10-31-2006, 09:30 PM
It isn't poppunk, but the funniest song ever is "Fishsticks" by Josh Tobin.
Surtr
10-31-2006, 09:31 PM
lol liek 1 tiem der was dis funi song on teh radio n it wuz funi n i laffed lolz

Best post evar.

I didn't actually read it, but I lol'd for a few when I saw it.
Gnarmageddon
11-01-2006, 11:14 AM
Anal c'unt ****ing suck, but they have some hilarious song titles.
"Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck"
"Hitler Was A Sensitive Man"
"Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Really Just Gay"
Catchthe22
11-01-2006, 07:53 PM
there is a love song called "youre my derivitive" for all you calculus nerds like me.
B
11-01-2006, 08:05 PM
Your Face Is A Rape Scene

is a rather amusing title.

I'm waiting until I see a super ugly bitch to quote that one.
bottlerocket
11-01-2006, 11:31 PM
there is a love song called "youre my derivitive" for all you calculus nerds like me.

Stop being a third derivative of position.
Kickflip_Burrito
11-10-2006, 08:37 PM
Most stuff by Tenacious D or Bloodhound Gang

'F*ck A Dog' is just a lame attempt at a comedy song.
B
11-10-2006, 08:51 PM
it also sucks
Permanent Solution
11-10-2006, 08:57 PM
Stop being a third derivative of position.

what are you derivating in terms of gavin?
Pete
11-11-2006, 07:37 AM
http://www.rebukepunks.com/pete/junk/Brad Hewg - I Will Play The Ghey Beneath The Spotlight.mp3

You know it's the funniest thing ever recorded.
RetiredAt21
11-11-2006, 11:45 AM
I sent concentration camp footage to America's Funniest Home Videos.

I became a rape counselor to tell the victims they deserved it.

You've got cancer.

Picnic of Love is my favorite album, though.

Lalala, saving ourselves for marriageeee.

Hahahaha, Picnic Of Love is some of the funniest s'hit I've ever heard.
Pete
11-12-2006, 02:24 PM
"Picninc of Love" is only a funny concept, it's not like you fall over laughing when you listen to it.
Dave de Sylvia
11-12-2006, 02:27 PM
Most stuff by Tenacious D or Bloodhound Gang

'F*ck A Dog' is just a lame attempt at a comedy song.
So are all the Tenacious D and Bloodhound Gang songs I've heard.
RetiredAt21
11-15-2006, 11:49 AM
"Picninc of Love" is only a funny concept, it's not like you fall over laughing when you listen to it.

You can't tell me what I laugh at and don't laugh at!
Pete
11-16-2006, 10:02 AM
You can't tell me what I laugh at and don't laugh at!

So how come I FU'CKING AM, BITCH?!

btw, I wish to direct your attention to post #21.
Dinosawesome
11-16-2006, 10:04 AM
It might be funny but I can't understand many of the lyricses.
Pete
11-16-2006, 10:21 AM
It might be funny but I can't understand many of the lyricses.

The time has come for rough and manly love
You stay on your belly as I enter from above
Another hired ghey is pulling near
I miss the smell of manhood
I miss it filling up my rear
I cannot keep still
My profession is the butt-secks
Know I do this 'cause I care
and for the thrill
Undress, show your bone
This is when I realize that since last time we starred together
your penis has grown

If you don't let me in
I will force my entry
If you don't let me in
I win, I win

I've screwed less girls than blokes
I've snorted pounds of coke
I'm famous in the ghey world
yet somehow I'm always broke
Sure it's an acquired taste
But if you saw how well it pays
It wouldn't take a minute till your legs were 'round my waist
Now ready for the ****
Blow me, then I'll rip your *** wide open
On this set, yes I am paid to **** your butt
Now I'm deep up in your gut, calling you a slut
The directors yelling "Cut!" because it's bleeding from your butt

If you don't let me in
I will force my entry
If you don't let me in
If you don't let me in
I will force my entry
If you don't let me in
I win, I win, I win, I win

The director is quiet while us actors are losing control
We're excited but sore, on a damp cellar floor
we will wash out the cum-stains from
leather stay-ups, and male-boob push-up
The corn-hole is red
Lick me
Lick me
Lick me
Lick me
Lick me

Provided you've heard the Brand New song it's parodying, it's funny.
Dinosawesome
11-16-2006, 10:22 AM
Oh I see, haha, very gud very gud.

+repotrations
Cesar21
11-29-2006, 04:37 PM
that song is funny, but disturbing
Neoteric
11-29-2006, 04:43 PM
Joke songs are kinda lame...

Due to the fact most of them aren't funny.
Surtr
11-29-2006, 04:52 PM
Joke songs are kinda lame...

Due to the fact most of them aren't funny.

Agreed.
Pete
11-30-2006, 01:41 PM
I would agree, only I'm sadarn funny.
CardCheat
11-30-2006, 04:11 PM
The funniest poppunk song I can think of at the moment is probably Green Day's "Dominated Love Slave".
punkerdan
11-30-2006, 04:30 PM
The College Life - The Halo Song
lunchforthesky
11-30-2006, 05:13 PM
i hope you die by the bloodhound gang is good as joke songs go.
Pete
11-30-2006, 05:26 PM
not pop-punk, really. but it's a great song.

"and masturbates to photos of livestock"
lunchforthesky
11-30-2006, 05:28 PM
i hope your cell mate thinks hes god
but cnn refer to him as bowling balls bag bob.