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MattyBlade
10-15-2006, 07:43 PM
So far for me, it would have to be the sonic blade, electric knife or aswell 'the magic bullet'.

I honestly watch the informercials because the fakeness of the person selling the product is just SOOO horrible, it draws me to watch.
Eliminator
10-15-2006, 07:44 PM
esteban's manhood
Otherside
10-15-2006, 07:45 PM
So far for me, it would have to be the sonic blade, electric knife or aswell 'the magic bullet'.

I honestly watch the informercials because the fakeness of the person selling the product is just SOOO horrible, it draws me to watch.

i googled sonic blade hoping it would be some badass ninja sword **** but it was just a knife wtf
MattyBlade
10-15-2006, 07:47 PM
yeah, but IT CAN CUT THIN SLICES OF ANGEL FOOD CAKE!

WHAT A DEAL!

edit: seriously the commercial is so bad, they're like 'DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU CANT CUT THROUGH A SANDWHICH!? (the sandwhich is like 8->10 pieces of bread high /sandwhich gets smushed down and torn apart basically.' "WELL WITH THE SONIC BLADE, WORRY NO MORE /cuts sandwhich easily without smushing the hell out of it")
g°®†
10-15-2006, 07:47 PM
Estebans guitar so I can smash it with baseball bat comprised of nothing but toothpicks.
Shell
10-15-2006, 07:47 PM
I wanna buy the magic bullet. I can make any meal in 10 minutes or less with that bad boy!
funluvinhobo
10-15-2006, 07:48 PM
those knives what cut throug cans, ooh or those fountain pens that you can jab throung a can and itll be alright

im a sucker for stuff what cuts through cans
EinzingerIsGod
10-15-2006, 07:54 PM
Has anyone seen that shitty panini grill or something that you can supposedly cook anything on, but everything you cook just comes out in the shape of D. That thing sucks.
niobium
10-15-2006, 07:55 PM
the power to earn $10,000 in one week by staying at home

that would rule

then i could just buy all the products i see compuslively
Eliminator
10-15-2006, 07:59 PM
I'M BILLY MAYS

AND THIS HERE

IS ORANGE CLEAN

LIQUID FRESH

JUST SPRAY AND RUB IT AWAY AND IT'S REALLY ****IN CLEAN AND ORANGEY
Eliminator
10-15-2006, 08:00 PM
lol rub it
funluvinhobo
10-15-2006, 08:00 PM
I wanna buy the magic bullet. I can make any meal in 10 minutes or less with that bad boy!

that rocks
MattyBlade
10-15-2006, 08:02 PM
Has anyone seen that shitty panini grill or something that you can supposedly cook anything on, but everything you cook just comes out in the shape of D. That thing sucks.


:lol: "you can do stuffed chicken in here? LIKE A CORDON BLEU!? You're Thinking already!"
Jimothy the 33rd
10-15-2006, 08:02 PM
5 minute abs


Only 1 minute less out of your day than 6 minute abs. :cool:
Chu
10-15-2006, 08:04 PM
The Magic Bullet would be kinda cool.
EinzingerIsGod
10-15-2006, 08:10 PM
:lol: "you can do stuffed chicken in here? LIKE A CORDON BLEU!? You're Thinking already!"

Everything that comes out of that thing looks like something they would serve to you in prison.
niobium
10-15-2006, 08:10 PM
5 minute abs


Only 1 minute less out of your day than 6 minute abs. :cool: my name is kelsey
sexymuffin
10-15-2006, 08:11 PM
the magic bullet is actually pretty legit, my friend's mom has one
EinzingerIsGod
10-15-2006, 08:12 PM
The funniest thing about the magic bullet commercial is that old hag that's smoking or something for some reason.
Drummer300btx
10-15-2006, 08:12 PM
I love one of the selling points of ronco's rotisserie roaster thing is the healthyness of the food. then they show you a huge greasy wad of meat.
Kif
10-15-2006, 08:13 PM
I saw an advert for "the next generation of pregnancy tests". I'd love to find out what makes it next-gen, since I assume you still just piss all over it and it says if you are pregnant or not.
Drummer300btx
10-15-2006, 08:13 PM
The funniest thing about the magic bullet commercial is that old hag that's smoking or something for some reason.

lol i know. I'm pretty sure shes an alcoholic too. and a whore.
EinzingerIsGod
10-15-2006, 08:14 PM
lol i know. I'm pretty sure shes an alcoholic too. and a whore.

Clearly out of place.
g°®†
10-15-2006, 08:15 PM
I want a poster cutout of chuck norris on a poster cut out of his work out machine with a poster cutout of one of hte hot chicks that are always in the commercial
Jimothy the 33rd
10-15-2006, 08:18 PM
my name is kelsey

'Sup Kelsey
Jimothy the 33rd
10-15-2006, 08:19 PM
lol i know. I'm pretty sure shes an alcoholic too. and a whore.

That's my nan man.

But you're right
MattyBlade
10-17-2006, 12:06 PM
The funniest thing about the magic bullet commercial is that old hag that's smoking or something for some reason.


QFT.
DougJI
10-17-2006, 04:57 PM
Head on, Apply directly to the forehead!
Head on, Apply directly to the forehead!
Head on, Apply directly to the forehead!
Head on, Apply directly to the forehead!
Head on, Apply directly to the forehead!
Head on, Apply directly to the forehead!
Head on, Apply directly to the forehead!


its ingrained in my brain... god... help... me...
sweboy
10-17-2006, 05:09 PM
I saw an advert for "the next generation of pregnancy tests". I'd love to find out what makes it next-gen, since I assume you still just piss all over it and it says if you are pregnant or not.

It's a bad pun. It implies that after taking the pregnancy test, there will probably be a "next generation", even it it comes out as negative.
bebubly
10-17-2006, 05:59 PM
what is an informercial??
bebubly
10-17-2006, 06:00 PM
I saw an advert for "the next generation of pregnancy tests". I'd love to find out what makes it next-gen, since I assume you still just piss all over it and it says if you are pregnant or not.

is that the one that is like "it's the best thing you'll ever pee on" or something?? that was weird.
here comes the bird flu
10-17-2006, 06:02 PM
infomericals are teh gay
here comes the bird flu
10-17-2006, 06:04 PM
what is an informercial??

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wDU2JekOe5w
The Stig
10-17-2006, 06:05 PM
I want the showtime thing that Ron Popeil sells.
MattyBlade
10-17-2006, 06:05 PM
Say it with me folks,

you set it! AND...!!?


FORGET IT

edit:stupid ruining my infomercial joke
bebubly
10-17-2006, 06:07 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wDU2JekOe5w

so it is kind of like an advert for a shop/company?? :confused:
MXicanDrummer
10-17-2006, 07:10 PM
I will own a Magic Bullet for my dorm next year, along with a George Foreman Grill.
Agrim
10-17-2006, 07:28 PM
So far for me, it would have to be the sonic blade, electric knife or aswell 'the magic bullet'.

I honestly watch the informercials because the fakeness of the person selling the product is just SOOO horrible, it draws me to watch.Yeah i know have you seen that dude who sells poop pills late at night? He tries to convince his co-anchor dude that people get sick from having too much poop in their intestines and if you take his pills you'll spray your toilet and feel better. God that guys job sucks.
The Stig
10-17-2006, 07:30 PM
I also want an Ionic Breeze from the Sharper Image, but the guy's daughter is really freaky looking, and I'm not sure if breathing better will make me look like that.
Chrizzle fo' Shizzle
10-17-2006, 08:48 PM
I like the Girls Gone Wild commercials they show at 5 am on Comedy Central, where they're like, "And now a few commercials," when the only commercial they show is their own

And I want some HeadOn
The Stig
10-17-2006, 08:53 PM
I love how the Head On people don't even really tell you what it does.
Chrizzle fo' Shizzle
10-17-2006, 08:55 PM
It looks like glue stick


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HeadOn

"Chemical analysis has shown that the product consists almost entirely of wax. The two listed active ingredients, white bryony (a type of vine) and potassium dichromate, are diluted to .000001 PPM and 1 PPM respectively. This amount of dilution essentially leaves no trace of the active ingredients whatsoever, so the product is essentially a placebo."
Marc Johnson
10-17-2006, 09:58 PM
I Have A Magic Bullet




They Are Amazing.
Drummer300btx
10-17-2006, 10:28 PM
recently, i saw a new headON commercial that actually made fun of thier prior commercials.

the normal commercial would start and a lady pops up and is like "kind of annoying isnt it?... but it really works..."


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. APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD
MattyBlade
10-18-2006, 01:26 AM
oh heres a funny story about that 'set it and forget it' showtime rotisserie (by ronco)

anywho, I was in a friend of mines kitchen when I first met her and I noticed she had one that was completely melted through the middle and it basically looked as though a bomb had exploded inside of it. I mentioned it was good that she didn't listen to the slogan 'set it and forget it' otherwise her house could have burned down.

On the other hand, she could of always tried to sue mr. popeil.


edit:

The Q-Ray IONIZED braclet that was recently found out to be a sham, was a great infomercial as well. I was like, wow, these people are so dumb. I can't believe they think a gay looking braclet is going to solve all of lifes little problems. BUT THEY DID, HAH! THE COMPANY MADE A **** ton OF MONEY!
The Stig
10-18-2006, 01:51 AM
That's like those magnetized insoles. I cannot believe some of these people buy this crap.
Ugoff
10-18-2006, 01:54 AM
I want those ionic bracelets that can help treat arthritis. If I wear a bunch of those, I'll become invincible.
DanD
10-18-2006, 01:57 AM
the magic bullet pwns
Pop music sucks
10-18-2006, 05:58 AM
Anything Billy Mays
Drummer300btx
10-18-2006, 03:39 PM
people will buy anything with magnets.
Kif
10-18-2006, 04:14 PM
is that the one that is like "it's the best thing you'll ever pee on" or something?? that was weird.
Yeah that's the one. It's just such a bad advert.
Mexican Bandito
10-18-2006, 04:15 PM
a shenis - it'd solve so many problems :thumb: