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Volumnius Flush
10-04-2006, 05:17 PM
This is my first of, hopefully, a series in sophisms.

So today I took a deuce at the Barnes & Noble. I flushed the toilet and went to wash my hands. In the bathroom there was one stall and a urinal. In the urinal, someone had either inadvertently or purposefully not flushed it.

As I was washing my hands, a man came in, went to the toilet and began wiping off the seat.

Here's the problem:

If you walked in and saw me washing my hands and the scene as I described it above, would you assume I used the toilet or the urinal? As a matter of cleanliness, I tend to flush more often than not so it would be wise to assume any normal person would flush.

But what if the toilet had just been installed? It was a brand new toilet and I was the first one to use it. Where is the line drawn to distinguish the fact a) Wiping off a toilet seat on a toilet that has never been used is redundant and b) If I had used the facility for what it was intended, there was more physical evidence to suggest I used the urinal?

The breakdown to this argument is a difficult one and comes down to opinion. But it is burning me. Did he know I deuced simply because logic would say to flush and that I seem logical, or did he know the toilet was dirty and had neither a preference for my germs over anyone else's?

sexymuffin
10-04-2006, 05:33 PM
I think the most logical conclusion is that nobody cares.

drewhet
10-04-2006, 05:53 PM
He probably wiped it off because he does it no matter what in public restrooms. Even if you didn't take a deuce in the bathroom, no doubt that someone else was there before you, and even if it was a newly installed toilet, he wouldn't have known.

I try to avoid public restrooms at all costs, but when I just have to use one, I always put toilet paper on the seat and i would do it whether or not there was anyone in the restroom.

Surtr
10-04-2006, 06:27 PM
....:amaze:

I'm thinkin' he wiped it off because he didn't want to sit down on the can incase it was covered in piss or something? It's comon sense imo.

/Most pointless thread ever

griftadan
10-04-2006, 06:51 PM
he probably didn't even think about it. you did. i think he's the real winner here.

Auberge le Mouton Noir
10-04-2006, 07:00 PM
you'd seriously sit on a strange toilet where people shoot up and are sick and stuff without wiping it down?

TheClap
10-04-2006, 07:05 PM
I cover the toilet seat in paper, Im not getting the clap or crabs just cause some jackass had it and took a slam.

Win A Rabbit
10-04-2006, 07:06 PM
I wipe the toilets at my friend's houses. :upset:

And at my house, I only use my bathroom (which, ironically, is the "public bathroom" of the house) to deuce in. Yet I don't wipe my own toilet.

I've never put any thought into it really, it's just natural for me to do so.