Today I spoke with my father

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

I was on my way home school and he was like: "(*The Noonward Race*), I want you put that carpet down in your room."

I was like: "I guess so, okay dad"

He said: "Okay"

[perriwinkle]

i was on my way home school one time too and my dad wanted me put my books on the table but i said "no dad i have too much homework do"

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

I spuked on yours olol

[Otherside]

Otherside: I got a job today

dad: no you didn't

otherside: yrly i did

dad: oh ok.

otherside: ima go do some homework now ttyl


true story

[Surgicalgod]

how does he say the "(*The Noonward Race*)"? paranthesis star The Noonward Race star paranthesis?

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

nah he has a pronounciation he made up

[spitfirejunky]

How many illicit substances are you using at the moment?

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

None!

Man, I got busted this weekend I'm scared!

[Aaron]

Congratulations

[niobium]

I haven't spoken to my father since I was eleven.

:(

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

He says you're doing lovely.

[Surgicalgod]

I haven't spoken to my father since I was eleven.

:(

It's his loss, because you're such a handsome young fellow :):):)

[niobium]

Who, my math teacher?

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

Your bus driver. The one we were just skyping about?

[niobium]

Man I haven't Skyped since my father last talked to me. On Skype.

[Surgicalgod]

Who, my math teacher?

no, i'm the paedophile next door.

I'M IN UR BEDROOMZ, SMELLIN ALL UR TIGHTS

[niobium]

I'm in your bathroom, stealing all your toilet paper.

End.

[Klown]

lol @ thread on zupr

[superpeer]

That's rough, man.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

No kidding.

I was talking to my friend on msn:

▓▒░▒▓ GONE TO NEW YORK BRB OK IM BACK says:
man
▓▒░▒▓ GONE TO NEW YORK BRB OK IM BACK says:
i tried to put my carpet in the worst way ever
▓▒░▒▓ GONE TO NEW YORK BRB OK IM BACK says:
i pushed my bed over
▓▒░▒▓ GONE TO NEW YORK BRB OK IM BACK says:
and slipped the carpet along the wall
▓▒░▒▓ GONE TO NEW YORK BRB OK IM BACK says:
and decided it woul be best to push it UNDER MY BED ALONG THE FLOOR WTF
▓▒░▒▓ GONE TO NEW YORK BRB OK IM BACK says:
its stuck half way damnit i give up

[Strum]

haha thread preview is comedy gold