ITT: I answer your questions about almost anything

[Permanent Solution]

Not posted in the pit because I like Pop Punk better.

[cobert]

Where do babies come from?

[poo-poo-pee-pee]

What is the meaning of life?

[Mute Print]

30,000. Wow.


Is it worth it to travel an hour to see Children Of Bodom?

[cobert]

30,000. Wow.


Is it worth it to travel an hour to see Children Of Bodom?


Hell no.

Why do cars park in driveways and drive on parkways?

[Permanent Solution]

Where do babies come from?
Eggs.

Or if you want the R-rated version...vagina :eek:
What is the meaning of life?

To realize that there actually is no meaning to life so you should just enjoy it while you have it.
30,000. Wow.

Is it worth it to travel an hour to see Children Of Bodom?

Glad you caught on :p

Depends on how much you like them, they did put on a great show when I saw them.

[poo-poo-pee-pee]

Why do girls laugh when they see my penis?

[Permanent Solution]

Hell no.

Why do cars park in driveways and drive on parkways?

Because the English language is one great big fallacy.

On another note, I'm listening to CoB right now :DWhy do girls laugh when they see my penis?

Because you date immature girls.

[cobert]

Why am I so deaf at twenty-two to the sound of the driving snow that drives me home to you?

[Permanent Solution]

Why am I so deaf at twenty-two to the sound of the driving snow that drives me home to you?

Because I don't listen to Mineral. <_<

Or, conversely, you're not 22 yet.

[cobert]

Were you really curious to the point you had to google that phrase, or are you just that good where you already knew it?

[Permanent Solution]

Were you really curious to the point you had to google that phrase, or are you just that good where you already knew it?

I was good enough to realize they were lyrics and that I'd never heard them before, but curious enough to find out so I could reference it in my answer.

[cobert]

They took my rings
They took my Rolex
So i looked at the brother and said...

...damn, whats next?

[Permanent Solution]

They took my rings
They took my Rolex
So i looked at the brother and said...

...damn, whats next?

Your virginity :nawty:

Mainstream rap is boo.

[cobert]

How can you possibly not like that song?

[Permanent Solution]

How can you possibly not like that song?

Mainstream rap tends to be dramatically uninspired. I'm more a fan of stuff like Immortal Technique, Jedi Mind Tricks and such.

[cobert]

So what youre trying to say is that youre ****ing crazy?

[Jom]

Whoa, nice postcount :thumb:

- What's your favorite meal to eat? To cook? Your favorite drink?
- What's your favorite board game?
- What are the qualities you look for when picking friends?
- What is the most important quality one must have to be happy in life?
- Why are girls such drama queens/bitches?

[cobert]

Where can I get a beard like that?

[Mute Print]

Who is the worst (regular) poster in pop-punk?

[murdermile]

Is Pluto for real not a planet anymore?

[Jom]

I'm totally ripping off a mySpace survey.

6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dog's life? Why or why not?

8. Your best friend confesses that [she] has feelings for you more than just friendship. [S]he is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?

10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?

19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?

18. Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you? (PS: my answer would be Superman. HELL, YEAH!)

[Permanent Solution]

So what youre trying to say is that youre ****ing crazy?
No. But I am.
Whoa, nice postcount :thumb:

- What's your favorite meal to eat? To cook? Your favorite drink?
- What's your favorite board game?
- What are the qualities you look for when picking friends?
- What is the most important quality one must have to be happy in life?
- Why are girls such drama queens/bitches?

Thanks :D

Enchiladas. hmmm, Greek. Milkshake/smoothie.
Risk.
Loyalty, chemistry, intelligence.
Confidence/charisma. You can make anything happen for yourself if you're a confident and charismatic person.
Because they get bored. Men get bored and play video games, women play games with men instead.Where can I get a beard like that?

Italy. I think. I'm actually not entirely sure where it comes from :p
Who is the worst (regular) poster in pop-punk?

Me :p

Ummm, I've never liked US Dan but he's not necessarily a bad poster. None of us here are great posters tbh.

[i am the robots]

How can you possibly not like that song?


The fact that it's ****ing terrible?

[cobert]

The fact that it's ****ing terrible?

um no?

[Excursions]

Who is the worst (regular) poster in pop-punk?

Me.

Why is Vince so hairy?

[cobert]

As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Seven wives with seven sacks
Seven sacks with seven cats
Seven cats with seven kits
Kits, cats, sacks, wives
How many were going to St Ives?

[Permanent Solution]

Is Pluto for real not a planet anymore?
For real for real. Try to unlearn that :p
I'm totally ripping off a mySpace survey.

6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dog's life? Why or why not?

8. Your best friend confesses that [she] has feelings for you more than just friendship. [S]he is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?

10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?

19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?

18. Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you? (PS: my answer would be Superman. HELL, YEAH!)

If the dog has a collar I probably save it. Mutts will probably end up dead soon anyways, but a dog with an owner deserves another chance. You never know if the owner can help you out of your predicament too.

If I'm in love with her, I go ahead and let her know too. If not, I tell her I'm not, and if no feelings exist at all I tell her Im not willing to risk our friendship on a relationship that could fail, but if she's cute I'd fool around with her from time to time if she wants.

No, I'm way too crazy. But most of my friends seem to adore me so maybe my friends don't know me or ignore my fallacies.

Sure, why not? What are they going to do, have a heart attack, get revived and rob me? Nothing like saving someone's life to attract girls.

Bruce Lee. Assuming real people. Assuming anyone...Yoda.

[Hep Kat]

Me

Ummm, I've never liked US Dan but he's not necessarily a bad poster. None of us here are great posters tbh.

Wait, what? Izzat me?



Oshi... :upset:

[Permanent Solution]

Me.

Why is Vince so hairy?

Not really. You're not even the worst in Punk imo.

Heritage. As long as the girl likes it though it's all good.

[cobert]

Wait, what? Izzat me?



Oshi... :upset:

No, I dont think, he means Understanding in a crash.

[Hep Kat]

No, I dont think, he means Understanding in a crash.

oic


Too many ****ing Dans on this forum.

[Permanent Solution]

Wait, what? Izzat me?

Oshi... :upset:

No you're not US Dan you're Rogue Poet or Hep Kat. US Dan is Understanding in a Crash.

PS. I'm off to a meeting, should be back in an hour or two, leave questions and expect a mega post.

edit: I missed Cob's riddle: 1, yourself.

[Hep Kat]

Vince, why does everyone still get my old user name wrong despite repeated corrections?

[cobert]

My riddle baffled him.

[Permanent Solution]

Vince, why does everyone still get my old user name wrong despite repeated corrections?

Did I get it wrong? If so, it's because you spelled a word wrong >:|

Cob: No I answered it :p

And now I'm off.

[Hep Kat]

Did I get it wrong? If so, it's because you spelled a word wrong >:|

Cob: No I answered it :p

And now I'm off.

I did not :(


This is the reason why I changed it again.




Now vamoose, you.

[Anglachel]

Vince I got bored in R&M.

Why did you have to sign off? >:|

[JohnXDoe]

oic. 30,000. good deal. i have no questions at this time. i used them all up in john's thread. :( whats for dinner, maybe? i dunno :confused:

um, carry on then....

congrats on 30k. thats a helluva lot of posts. :chug:

[form]

gj vince

what have you been digging lately in terms of artists, albums, and songs

[cobert]

gj vince

what have you been digging lately in terms of artists, albums, and songs


I dont see a question anywhere in here.

[form]

what have you been digging lately in terms of artists, albums, and songs
^^^

[cobert]

Still no question, amigo.

[form]

lol:

What have you been digging lately, as in what artists, albums, and songs?

better?

[cobert]

Yes. Now there are 2 questions in that post.

[Jessizzle]

Vince.
how do you make someone love you?

[Permanent Solution]

Vince I got bored in R&M.

Why did you have to sign off? >:|
I had an officer's meeting for my honors society :(
oic. 30,000. good deal. i have no questions at this time. i used them all up in john's thread. :( whats for dinner, maybe? i dunno

um, carry on then....

congrats on 30k. thats a helluva lot of posts. :chug:

Leftovers. I made 2 pounds of pasta with dinner last night hehe. It's my own creation of randomness: chicken marinated in lemon/lime juice, then in a sauce with jalepenos, oranges, cheese, milk and sour cream. It is amazing stuff, hopefully as leftovers too.
gj vince

what have you been digging lately in terms of artists, albums, and songs
Forgive Durden, Gatsby's American Dream, The Hush Sound, and I'm listening to Gogol Bordello atm and it's good stuff too.
Yes. Now there are 2 questions in that post.
Cob's a silly man.Vince.
how do you make someone love you?

You can't :( Everyone in the world can absolutely adore you, but if the person you want to love you doesn't, there's nothing you can do to change that. The best thing to do is be yourself and find someone who respects you for that, and eventually you'll fall in love because of that.

[DJ Ducksauce]

Love potion number 9 B.

Vince, why are the Mexicans taking over?

[cobert]

Why do white people love Wayne Brady?

[Permanent Solution]

Love potion number 9 B.

Vince, why are the Mexicans taking over?

Because Catholics don't believe in birth control.

Cob: Because white people are stupid.

edit: damn, I knew I recognized that quote. Chapelle show ftw.

[cobert]

I think I love you, but what am I so afraid of?

/partridge family

[Permanent Solution]

I think I love you, but what am I so afraid of?

/partridge family

Everyone's afraid of love.

And commitment in general.

/I have to answer the questions you ask :p

[bottlerocket]

What is your favorite band? Favorite song? (At least make an attempt)
If you could meet any 3 MXers, ever, who would they be?
Why didn't I get into Harvard or Yale?
If you could have a few drinks with 5 MXers, who would they be?
What's your favorite word?
What is love? Baby, don't hurt me no more.
If you could give us here on MX any advice, what would it be?

Congrats on 30k.

-Gav

[cobert]

What is love? Baby, don't hurt me no more.

Dammit, this one was coming up next.

[bottlerocket]

I beat you. :)

Vince, do you think Joel will close this thread? I do.

-Gav

[Pazz]

Do you think Joel will be here within the next two weeks? I don't.:p

[Permanent Solution]

What is your favorite band? Favorite song? (At least make an attempt)
If you could meet any 3 MXers, ever, who would they be?
Why didn't I get into Harvard or Yale?
If you could have a few drinks with 5 MXers, who would they be?
What's your favorite word?
What is love? Baby, don't hurt me no more.
If you could give us here on MX any advice, what would it be?

Congrats on 30k.

-Gav

Thrice. ooo...by Thrice it's T&C, but overall I'm not sure.
Rissa (duh :p), and then I'm not sure which 2 of the group: Joel, B, Gav, Heather, and Jason. I probably forgot someone too :-\
Because god hates white people. And by god I mean affirmitive action.
Jelle, Gav, Rissa, Jason and Joel.
Depends on the day, today we'll say inexorable.
Love is that feeling you get where you are inexplicably attracted to the wrong person and can't break it.
Stop taking life so seriously, if everyone was the way I pretend to be the world would be a great place.

[bottlerocket]

Vince, we need to party sometime. :(

-Gav

[Permanent Solution]

I beat you. :)

Vince, do you think Joel will close this thread? I do.

-Gav
If he does he's a party pooper and we're not getting drunk together.
Do you think Joel will be here within the next two weeks? I don't.:p
Probably, he's starting school some time soon and thus won't be in marching band 24/7.

If he's not though demod him and mod me damnit :p

(Actually we had that debate a long time ago lol)

Gav: Yes we do, come to AZ next year and I'll buy alcohol aplenty!

[Eliminator]

why do i suck

[Pazz]

If he's not though demod him and mod me damnit :p

/agreed

[Permanent Solution]

why do i suck

You don't.

I think you don't try to be an ***, but you come across as one an awful lot, I don't think everyone gets your sense of humor. Try being a little less cynical and nicer and people will like you more.

[form]

what are your top couple favorite songs by dredg?

[bottlerocket]

I back Vince as mod, definitely. It's about time.

I also back Vince about Eliminator.

-Gav

[cobert]

I back Eliminator as mod.

[bottlerocket]

I would quit and never post here again.

-Gav

[ZaaR]

I would quit and never post here again.

-Gav

you've just got the cutest avatar

[form]

idk about that one

http://sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=13328764&postcount=11

[cobert]

Do you think Joel will be here within the next two weeks? I don't.:p


See:


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[Permanent Solution]

what are your top couple favorite songs by dredg?
Symbol Song, Ode to the Sun, Catch Without Arms, Sang Real, The Canyon Behind Her, Yatahaze, and Same Ol' Road.

More than a couple but meh :p
I would quit and never post here again.

-Gav

refl. For some reason I thought he used to be a mod at one point hah.

edit: Gav's avatar is cuter/better

[Excursions]

Who is the gangsta in my avatar? Jah feel.

I will give you a hint. He doesn't like cats.

Ya hurrrr.

[bottlerocket]

My avatar's way cuter than the Kermit one.

My avatar's real. Kermit is a puppet.

-Gav

[Permanent Solution]

Who is the gangsta in my avatar? Jah feel.

I will give you a hint. He doesn't like cats.

Ya hurrrr.

Tupac?

I don't know :( (It's a small pic :-\)

[Excursions]

DMX, for my dogs.

[Permanent Solution]

DMX, for my dogs.

Haha, oh, now I get the cat reference :p

[bottlerocket]

DMX is freakin' sweet. I love him.

Vince, if you had 3 wishes, what would they be?

-Gav

[Permanent Solution]

DMX is freakin' sweet. I love him.

Vince, if you had 3 wishes, what would they be?

-Gav

:( This is going to be sad.

1. I wish I had the means to live a moderate lifestyle without having to do anything I'd consider work. I don't mind working, but nothing I like doing pays well enough for a moderate lifestyle.
2. I wish I could fix a certain someone and make their life nice, and be part of it forever.
3. I wish I could enjoy my life without oerthinking it and just stop freaking out over little things.

[PDWAB]

What up?

[Permanent Solution]

What up?

Nothing too much in particular, posting on mx, playing geetar, you?

Back at school?

[Excursions]

I would quit and never post here again.

-Gav

Eliminator 4 mod! jajajajaja

[Eliminator]

I am Eliminator and I approve this message.

[superpeer]

You made this thread here so you could gain postcount, didn't you?

[B]

lol V stop posting so much you whore

[Gnarmageddon]

30k = GG life

[B]

yo spence whats up

[DJ Ducksauce]

Haha wtf 30k. :lol:

Grats V...I think.


Hai Spence. I'm coming on here as much as you now except my reason is due to school and not WoW. :p

[Ross]

Answer me this.

Why won't my retarded neighbour stop knocking on my door asking if I want to come out and play? (his words)

I'm 18, and he's older than me. What the ****?

[DJ Ducksauce]

Is he mental?

[Ross]

I think so; he's had the police on him more than once for stalking mature women.

But that's another story...

[TakeWarning]

What should I do with the immense amount of spare time I will have in the upcoming school holidays?

[DJ Ducksauce]

=SchqwnbeanI think so; he's had the police on him more than once for stalking mature women.

But that's another story...

Haha wow.

What should I do with the immense amount of spare time I will have in the upcoming school holidays?

Give some to us in the states who don't have any.


V: I never did thank you for your answer to my question. It made me smile. :)


Oh, and why do people(like me) like Starbucks?

[Ross]

Hell, I like Starbucks, even if I shouldn't cuz it's not hXc to like big corporations or whatever. Down with the machine and all that jazz.

Costa > Starbucks though!

[DJ Ducksauce]

Hehe, I don't really care if anything is big or not, but whether it's good or not.

Hmm, is that only in the UK? I've never heard of it.

[Ross]

Costa Coffee? Hmm perhaps it is... thinking about it I've never seen one on my visits to the US of A.

Looking at the website, it's http://www.costa.co.uk/, so yeah I guess it is. They pretend to be italian but in essence it's an alternative to Starbucks... and they do awesome Lemon + White Chocolate muffins.

[DJ Ducksauce]

Wow, Lemon+WC sounds really good.

So apparently Joely face didn't close this thread.

And I'm off to school here in a few.

Adios CT#2.

[bottlerocket]

I think so; he's had the police on him more than once for stalking mature women.

But that's another story...

I'd go out and play with him. :amaze:

-Gav

[Gnarmageddon]

yo spence whats up
Yo.

Hai Spence. I'm coming on here as much as you now except my reason is due to school and not WoW. :p
Kek. Funny thing is, I'm actually getting on more now because of school. I sit here in study hall with nothing else to do.

[Permanent Solution]

You made this thread here so you could gain postcount, didn't you?
No. Though it occured to me later on that was a side effect. It's not like I need it :p
lol V stop posting so much you whore

lolk

Wait...

No. :p
30k = GG life

Says the man who plays WoW.
Answer me this.

Why won't my retarded neighbour stop knocking on my door asking if I want to come out and play? (his words)

I'm 18, and he's older than me. What the ****?

Because he likes The Offspring.

As long as it's a safe game, why not? Fun is fun.
What should I do with the immense amount of spare time I will have in the upcoming school holidays?

Do something big you've always wanted to but never have time for. People waste holidays too much. Make a quilt, climb a mountain, do something worth talking about, you know.

V: I never did thank you for your answer to my question. It made me smile. :)

Oh, and why do people(like me) like Starbucks?
Oh good.

Because you're trendy ****s who don't mind throwing down for overpriced coffee.

[Untitled]

Why am i so shy and have no confidance around people i dont know :(

[skingle]

Which non pop punk bands have you been digging lately?

[Permanent Solution]

Why am i so shy and have no confidance around people i dont know :(

You're not confident in yourself. Anyone can be confident in "safe" situations they're familiar with but many struggle with confidence outside their shell of the known and safe. For me, karate was a great help in expanding confidence in any situation, but in general, anything that forces you to interact in a position of authority with people you don't know will build confidence. If you're leading, you force yourself to be confident because other people are looking to you as well so you can't seem unsure. Being confident in yourself will get you where you want to go in life, however.

[Untitled]

You're not confident in yourself. Anyone can be confident in "safe" situations they're familiar with but many struggle with confidence outside their shell of the known and safe. For me, karate was a great help in expanding confidence in any situation, but in general, anything that forces you to interact in a position of authority with people you don't know will build confidence. If you're leading, you force yourself to be confident because other people are looking to you as well so you can't seem unsure. Being confident in yourself will get you where you want to go in life, however.

OIC :(

Ill get confidance one day, im sure.

[Permanent Solution]

Which non pop punk bands have you been digging lately?

Iron Maiden, Frank Zappa, Dream Theater, Kashmir.

In general stylewise: non-brutal, non-cheesy metal, jazz and indie.

But: It wasn't meant to be mean :-\

Most people struggle significantly with self confidence. A few are born with it and are the charismatic people everyone loves hanging out with, however, anyone can learn it and they will get much more of what they want out of life. Force yourself out of your comfort zone more often and eventually it will expand.

[skingle]

I'll check out kashmir then. :)

[superpeer]

Why does my ex tell me she still wants to be best friends and then ignores the hell out of me? Should I solve it with knives? Tell me what to do. :upset:

[Untitled]

Iron Maiden, Frank Zappa, Dream Theater, Kashmir.

In general stylewise: non-brutal, non-cheesy metal, jazz and indie.

But: It wasn't meant to be mean :-\

Most people struggle significantly with self confidence. A few are born with it and are the charismatic people everyone loves hanging out with, however, anyone can learn it and they will get much more of what they want out of life. Force yourself out of your comfort zone more often and eventually it will expand.

Yeah, its just pissing me off, because i wanna meet new people at uni, but you know. Oh well, i will soon. I figure if they wanna talk to me theyll approach me.

[Permanent Solution]

I'll check out kashmir then. :)

Excellent. Travelogue and Cruzential are my favs, but Zitilites and The Good Life are great as well. The first two are just a little more energetic and spontaneous, imo.

[superpeer]

oh ps: Iron Maiden and Dream Theater are NON-Cheesy? Hahahaha :p

[Permanent Solution]

Why does my ex tell me she still wants to be best friends and then ignores the hell out of me? Should I solve it with knives? Tell me what to do. :upset:
My ex said she wanted to remain friends when we broke up, then within a month we had a fight and didn't talk for about two months. Now we talk, but she initiates almost all of our conversations, which didn't even happen when we were going out. So I'd say take some time for space, then if she still wants to talk and be friends, let her initiate it, otherwise just move on, you don't need the excess baggage and drama if you're not getting poon for it.
Yeah, its just pissing me off, because i wanna meet new people at uni, but you know. Oh well, i will soon. I figure if they wanna talk to me theyll approach me.

Force yourself to meet them. Chances are they're all in the same situation as you. You do meet people at uni regardless, but you'll meet so many more if you're social. And getting a network from the start is important because it's harder to join a group that is solidified.

Jelle: Well at least it's not Dragonforce I mean c'mon :(

[superpeer]

My ex said she wanted to remain friends when we broke up, then within a month we had a fight and didn't talk for about two months. Now we talk, but she initiates almost all of our conversations, which didn't even happen when we were going out. So I'd say take some time for space, then if she still wants to talk and be friends, let her initiate it, otherwise just move on, you don't need the excess baggage and drama if you're not getting poon for it.

Moving on is not easy. :upset: Besides, she's in my band, so I will have to get along with her OR kick her out of the band. But meh, I don't wanna lose contact with her, I'd miss her too much. :(

But ya, I think I just pissed her off now, so we'll see what happens.

[Permanent Solution]

Moving on is not easy. :upset: Besides, she's in my band, so I will have to get along with her OR kick her out of the band. But meh, I don't wanna lose contact with her, I'd miss her too much. :(

But ya, I think I just pissed her off now, so we'll see what happens.

You dated within the band? Oh man, terrible terrible idea. Well, try to give each other as much space as possible for a little bit, it will help keep the relationship amicable. You can't break up and still spend tons of time together off the bat. And you definitely need to get over her. Love is hard to get over but you have to do it or you'll stagnate your own life.

Anyways, off to class, I'll answer questions again in a few hours.

[Untitled]

Force yourself to meet them. Chances are they're all in the same situation as you. You do meet people at uni regardless, but you'll meet so many more if you're social. And getting a network from the start is important because it's harder to join a group that is solidified.

Jelle: Well at least it's not Dragonforce I mean c'mon :(

Worse thing is i have 3 mates there, and i feel i have to sit with them and stuff, i get the bus with them and im with them all day, and i dont wanna be, i dunno what to do, it might be alright once i meet people, but you know.

[bottlerocket]

Why did the cruel twist of fate regarding my wrist happen to me?

-Gav

[Jom]

Why does my ex tell me she still wants to be best friends and then ignores the hell out of me? Should I solve it with knives?

Yes. Stab the bitch eleventy-hundred times over. The rustier the better.

oshi

Vince: what is the most pathetic excuse you've ever heard (for anything)?

[bottlerocket]

Vince, am I ever going to get a good girlfriend...or any kind of girlfriend, for that matter? :(

-Gav

[Permanent Solution]

Worse thing is i have 3 mates there, and i feel i have to sit with them and stuff, i get the bus with them and im with them all day, and i dont wanna be, i dunno what to do, it might be alright once i meet people, but you know.
Don't cluster to old friends, branch out to new ones.
Why did the cruel twist of fate regarding my wrist happen to me?

-Gav

Because god hates all of us. For instance, on my way to school today I crashed my bike and am in tremendous constant pain atm, plus i broke my cellphone, then got my test back, got a C or so, maybe D, then went to lab, our circuit was built right but we couldn't get the right answers so after a few hours the TAs just gave us the answers because they couldn't fix it, and now i have a test to study for.

Some would tell you everything happens for a reason, but it's a lie. Things happen as a result of life sucking but the ends don't justify the means. Or something :p
Yes. Stab the bitch eleventy-hundred times over. The rustier the better.

oshi

Vince: what is the most pathetic excuse you've ever heard (for anything)?

Haha.

"It's not you..."
Vince, am I ever going to get a good girlfriend...or any kind of girlfriend, for that matter? :(

-Gav

Good girlfriends are weird. But you're a good kid so I'd hope that you do one day. The key is to not look so hard and just let things happen naturally. Be ready to take oppotunities when they present themselves though.

If you want a girlfriend ask a girl out and I bet she says yes. Take things from there. This is not recommended though. I've only had 2 gfs ever and I'm fine with that. Patience makes for better relationships when they do happen.

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I want a bad girlfriend, when will I get this very naughty girl Vince?

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I want a bad girlfriend, when will I get this very naughty girl Vince?

No you don't. Bad girlfriends = stalker types.

Naughty girls are easy to find, go to a party with alcohol and they're easy to spot.

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Naughty grillz are my life.