View Full Version : Osama bin Laden may have died last month
run don't walk
09-23-2006, 04:44 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060923/ap_on_re_mi_ea/france_bin_laden_report;_ylt=Ai.JQB2192jQ1sY.u0JWV yUDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBhZDhxNDFzBHNlYwNtZW5ld3M-
If true I think this really wouldn't hurt the infastructure of Al Quida considering there is probably a line of succesion after bin Laden dies/is captured but I think it would be a major moral boost.
drewhet
09-23-2006, 04:49 PM
what do you mean a moral boost?
stevensonmat2
09-23-2006, 04:51 PM
Yeah, I dont think It would make much of a difference to terrorism. At this point the blood-lust for vengence has kind of subsided, and the reality that one mans death wont really inhibit attacks is taking its place.
run don't walk
09-23-2006, 04:52 PM
what do you mean a moral boost?
Well, I think that because he was/is? the leaer of Al Quieda and if he's dead the war in Afghanistan hasn't exactly been going well so it could be somewhat of a moral boost to the coalition troops/people from countries whose troops are there.
If he did die then it would have been through natural causes though, not ANYTHING that the US has done.
Mr. Ron
09-23-2006, 04:59 PM
Meh, if he did thats great news.
run don't walk
09-23-2006, 04:59 PM
If he did die then it would have been through natural causes though, not ANYTHING that the US has done.
I know but it still could be a moral boost just knowing that he died (if in fact he's dead.)
AA-12
09-23-2006, 05:03 PM
Meh, if he did thats great news.
Yep. Even better if one of our guys could have had their way with him >:-]
hitchface2001
09-23-2006, 05:07 PM
20 bucks says that Bush runs a tape of him right before election time. Another 20 says Osama was actually dead the first time that happened.
If he did die then it would have been through natural causes though, not ANYTHING that the US has done.
The cause was apparantly typhoid fever.
If that's true, I would love to see how the US will try to make it look like they intentionally infected him.
Anyway it's not even confirmed that he is dead yet.
margin0walker
09-23-2006, 05:31 PM
If he died I don't really care there will always be someone else there to take his place.
japancakes
09-23-2006, 05:39 PM
If he died I don't really care there will always be someone else there to take his place.
Seriously.
Good. And I hope he really died.
drewhet
09-23-2006, 05:52 PM
Seriously.
Good. And I hope he really died.
you already have a daughter and you're only 18!?
Chrizzle fo' Shizzle
09-23-2006, 05:57 PM
If that's true, I would love to see how the US will try to make it look like they intentionally infected him.
Easy. Through our consistent military efforts, we forced him to hide in caves in the mountains of Afghanistan, where he was susceptible to the various insects that caused his fever, and where he was unable to receive the medical attention needed to survive the disease
japancakes
09-23-2006, 07:26 PM
you already have a daughter and you're only 18!?
Yes.
Freeballers are nasty. Put on some underwear.
Otherside
09-23-2006, 07:30 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14963302/
japancakes
09-23-2006, 07:32 PM
Damn. I'm still hoping he's dead :evil:
EinzingerIsGod
09-23-2006, 07:35 PM
Chances are he's alive.
Trojan Kahn
09-23-2006, 07:41 PM
If he really did die, Al Queda would be all over the media denying it.
Reaganista
09-23-2006, 07:43 PM
sweet
EinzingerIsGod
09-23-2006, 07:43 PM
He's more of a figurehead anyways. It doesnt matter.
bleep_bloop
09-23-2006, 08:03 PM
If he really did die, Al Queda would be all over the media denying it.
Al Queda is just a news service in the middle east, not some puppet for Bin Laden. Go watch Outfoxed and you'll see what I mean.
Mr. Ron
09-23-2006, 08:11 PM
He's more of a figurehead anyways. It doesnt matter.
Who has $$$$ and supplies terrorist organizations.
EinzingerIsGod
09-23-2006, 08:19 PM
Who has $$$$ and supplies terrorist organizations.
Right, but al Queda is going to go on with or without him.
Enlighten Me
09-24-2006, 06:22 AM
Pff Osama is invincible.
VomitStainedCretin
09-24-2006, 07:58 AM
:rolleyes: Osama is Allah's immortal avatar on Earth, sent to crush the evil Crusader Kingdoms. :rolleyes:
Reaganista
09-24-2006, 08:00 AM
Al Queda is just a news service in the middle east, not some puppet for Bin Laden
yeah
Al Queda is a news service
what the ****?
Iskandar
09-24-2006, 01:49 PM
yeah
Al Queda is a news service
what the ****?
Maybe he meant Al-Jazeera but hit the wrong keys four or five times.
Reaganista
09-24-2006, 02:14 PM
yeah they do start with the same two letters
I confuse las vegas and laos all the time
Iskandar
09-24-2006, 02:31 PM
yeah they do start with the same two letters
I confuse las vegas and laos all the time
"al" is the Arabic equivalent of "the." That's my tidbit of the day.
BassVirtuoso
09-24-2006, 04:27 PM
We all know who killed him.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/09/24/clinton.binladen/index.html
coheneran
09-24-2006, 04:45 PM
Lol, wasn't Bin Laden permanently suffering from kidney failure and supposed to be on some dialysis machine?
Ninja EDIT: Am I the only one to notice that Osama is a babe?
coheneran
09-24-2006, 05:33 PM
Because I'm probably the only non-straight guy here.
hitchface2001
09-24-2006, 11:52 PM
So you think it might be a shame if he was dead?
coheneran
09-25-2006, 05:17 AM
So you think it might be a shame if he was dead?
I don't want anyone to die.
I wanna meet this dude though, before he dies. Get his side of the story. All I know is what the news channels tell me he said, and all the news channels know what he said because the CIA sent them tapes of him speaking. I've no other source so I'll have to take it at face value, but usually the CIA aren't on my top list of organisations to trust.
EinzingerIsGod
09-25-2006, 10:40 AM
I don't want anyone to die.
I wanna meet this dude though, before he dies. Get his side of the story. All I know is what the news channels tell me he said, and all the news channels know what he said because the CIA sent them tapes of him speaking. I've no other source so I'll have to take it at face value, but usually the CIA aren't on my top list of organisations to trust.
I would like to hear his side of the story, although he resorts to murder and terrorism, which isn't something I can condone. Nor is waging a war on terrorism and killing countless innocents in the process.
hitchface2001
09-25-2006, 01:58 PM
"Rumors have it that Bush is dead." I bet that's what Osama would use in his election.
Reaganista
09-25-2006, 05:05 PM
um osama isn't elected he's a terrorist
"al" is the Arabic equivalent of "the." That's my tidbit of the day.
oh well if they both have the in them
coheneran
09-25-2006, 05:17 PM
um osama isn't elected he's a terrorist
Bush wasn't elected either.:s******:
stevensonmat2
09-25-2006, 06:01 PM
Osama bin laden! They should him Osama bin hidin'! Black Gallagher Bitch!
coheneran
09-25-2006, 06:06 PM
Osama bin laden! They should him Osama bin hidin'! Black Gallagher Bitch!
The amount of times people have offered to hand him over (well, at least twice that I know of), I don't think he's hiding so much as we're not looking. It's like a game of hide'n'seek where the seeker covers her eyes and sings patriotic songs loudly while 'seeking'. All the hider must do is walk out of the room.
Reaganista
09-25-2006, 06:09 PM
Bush wasn't elected either.:s******:
he was once
stevensonmat2
09-25-2006, 06:11 PM
The amount of times people have offered to hand him over (well, at least twice that I know of), I don't think he's hiding so much as we're not looking. It's like a game of hide'n'seek where the seeker covers her eyes and sings patriotic songs loudly while 'seeking'. All the hider must do is walk out of the room.
uhhhhhh yeah, its a quote from chapelles show. >.<
coheneran
09-25-2006, 06:21 PM
Oh, sorry, we don't get yankee shows here, unless you watch the special channels. Didn't mean to seem argumentative, it was more of a side-commentary.
stevensonmat2
09-25-2006, 06:24 PM
Yeah I know I being teh goofy.
coheneran
09-25-2006, 06:36 PM
I can imagine my analogy as a 2DTV sketch:
Bush (blindfolded): Ready or not, here I come! Hehe!
General: Mr. President, are you sure you don't want me to apprehend him, he is right there.
Bush: I said no General! We must win this war through courage and resilience! Hehe.
General sighs.
Bush: I am coming to get you Mr. Bin Laden! Hehe.
Bush enters the cave, still blindfolded, with the general behind him. Bin Laden is standing in Bush's path. As Bush walks forward, Bin Laden steps aside, and edges down the wall of the tunnel. He sticks his tongue out at the general, and the general growls.
Bush: Where's he gone now?
Bush starts to lift the edge of the blindfold.
Bin Laden: No peekies!
Bush: Hehe-ohh.
Bin Laden runs out of the cave laughing.
To anyone who's never seen 2DTV, watch this, then you might laugh at my idea for the sketch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EfecD2s4Pk
stevensonmat2
09-25-2006, 06:38 PM
The hehe's are perfect. Bush has the most mischeavious laugh.
Iskandar
09-25-2006, 10:31 PM
um osama isn't elected he's a terrorist
oh well if they both have the in them
Yeah.
al-tiway ibn raighan
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