Johnny_strat
09-19-2006, 04:53 AM
This is a song im writing at the moment called "Bruce the Hermit." It's a fictional story of a hermit named Bruce (duh!) who is a child molester.
It's a simple, light-hearted, dumb, immature punk song and doesnt have a chorus or bridge yet, just 3 verses.
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Past the highest mountains where wild forests are
Way deeper than deep and way farther than far
In the darkest cave where the bats all fly loose
There lives a lonely hermit and his name is Bruce
He wears filthy brown clothing and has no socks or shoes
He don't care about people or what's in the news
His only world is his dark and smelly lair
Where he plays with his weiner and beastly pubic hair
He only leaves his cave to prey on young boys
He'll stalk them and follow them and lure them with toys
But nobody knows what happens back in his lair
But when the boys return they're gonna need a wheelchair
It's a simple, light-hearted, dumb, immature punk song and doesnt have a chorus or bridge yet, just 3 verses.
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Past the highest mountains where wild forests are
Way deeper than deep and way farther than far
In the darkest cave where the bats all fly loose
There lives a lonely hermit and his name is Bruce
He wears filthy brown clothing and has no socks or shoes
He don't care about people or what's in the news
His only world is his dark and smelly lair
Where he plays with his weiner and beastly pubic hair
He only leaves his cave to prey on young boys
He'll stalk them and follow them and lure them with toys
But nobody knows what happens back in his lair
But when the boys return they're gonna need a wheelchair