oh dear christ...

[Corkofski]

i just decided to check out my 2 ex-guitarists bands myspace...

i found a video on there that should be a lesson to everyone
the drummer is an arrogant ****, his myspace says "my friends say i have a rather large pen.is". the video speaks for itself, but note:

the horrible tunings
the name they give the kit,
the state of the cymbals
to link to the above, the sticks
the adjustment half way through
the general lack of any structure.

http://www.myspace.com/paradyneband

[Urolagnia]

it says it's a "Joey kit" I assume that it is supposed to suck like he does

[Myslik]

Oh my... I'm gonna have to comment him... did anyone else see him have to re position his tom in mid playing because it is loose or was it just me....

-Paul

[Urolagnia]

yes, I also noted that, thanks Paul

[Drum Phil]

I just vommited.

[Myslik]

wow... I'm adding him to the friends list just so I can make fun of the drummer.. I feel like such a di ck :p

- Paul

[Janeway]

They all need to cut their hair.

Boys have short hair, girls have long hair. There is no inbetween.

****ing sissies.

[Zildjian]

[sarcasm] wow there good

[statdat]

it was cute

[Bonham#1!]

That was just bad.

[FullMoon]

the drum solo sucked balls i have to admit but the song they had wasnt all that bad but then again i dont listen to metal so i dont know but it was ok in my opion(spelling)

[Chris]

I loved the accents at the start, it was funky.

[goalieman92]

those poor cymbals, anyone else notice how f*cked up that cymbal to the left of the ride was, it almost had me in tears, not to mention how horrible he was

[santi3hg]

Was he using Aheads? He wasn't using Aheads was he? ...

[Tommy-r]

They all need to cut their hair.

Boys have short hair, girls have long hair. There is no inbetween.

****ing sissies.

:(


The solo realy sucked, the song they had on there wasn't al that bad.

[CARMEN77]

Wow That Was Horrible No Joke

[Corkofski]

he is using aheads, and i just remembered HOW he uses them

get ready to cringe:

in order to make them lighter, he REMOVES THE PLASTIC SLEEVE.

yes. thats right.

he puts a thin layer of duct tape around it to "protect" it.

[TTTSNB]

That guy is absolutely applalling, has no idea what he's doing. And look at the setup! Looks completely unplayable. Not to mention he obviously idolizes Joey.

[Bonham#1!]

He's the definition of n0ob alright.

[LittlePound]

[sarcasm] wow there good

i know, it sounded just like Joey too!

[Futuro]

Heehee he sucks. This dude looks like a goofball though.
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4518/suknl1.jpg

[Matter]

Ok so the drummer from the vid is obviously not the one from the audio wtf.

[We_Love_Lime]

No wonder they only have 31 friends.

[Brokensticks]

ahaha!!! That was good lime.

Wow that solo sucked !

[FockerTheLopper]

Yeah, I commented him nicely telling him that he sucks and he should get a teacher.

[Futuro]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=d74Nj2-lG8c

There is the vid on youtube >.>

[Win A Rabbit]

:lol:

[Aaron]

They all need to cut their hair.

Boys have short hair, girls have long hair. There is no inbetween.

****ing sissies.
****in ay! +rep

[mullets suk]

im a bad drummer, but i can safely say i play better then that guy.

[LoneStarDrummer]

that's rediculous

[Matter]

If they "Build" it..no one will come. HEHE.

[MyShrimpDied]

That was painful to watch.

[psychedelic_liam]

Even if they didnt build it.. no one would come either

[Panopticon]

does he even know how drums work?

[Sync0pation]

Yeah probably. You tap the strings and it makes a noise

[LittlePound]

Wait a minute!!!! Drums dont' have strings....

[Sync0pation]

OOPS sorry, I meant you push the key down the it reverberates the wire, i'm so sorry.

[axewarrior20]

now the question is

was it too many drugs taken?
or too little the amount of drugs taken?

[Electric Requiem]

I think we can safely say he wasnt on exactly the right amount of drugs (him overdosing and going into convulsions would probably sound better then that)

[Hyde]

Man! that drummer pwns Jesus Christ!!!

[some jive turkey]

hi Im going to play one fill for you over and over again. It starts on the snare goes from the small tom on the left and ends on the floor tom on the right. REady,...here goes...*hits the drums*
I also have a lip peircing, I'm cool. Can I be in your band?

[Det_Nosnip]

God damnit. I spend a freaking hour watching old John Coltrane and Cannonball Adderley videos, and then I come and watch this. What was I thinking?! :upset:

[some jive turkey]

What's even worse than that is that I got a Dave Weckle instructional video in the mail today from Netflix, .....I should be watching that instead.


*kicks self in the ****

[Corkofski]

netflix have drum vids?

i want!!

[GhostNote]

For ****'s sake! Do these kids think anyone will take them seriously with **** like that? Joey kit, that we built... It looks like a dog's breakfast of a kit. And another thing, is Paradyne even a word? I thought the word was paradigm?


-GN

[the_pure_drummer]

That was very badass i idolize them so much and i want a peircing just too be like him he was awsome his fills were perfectly in time and he made me look like crap! (HUGE SARCASIM)

[Hyde]

For ****'s sake! Do these kids think anyone will take them seriously with **** like that? Joey kit, that we built... It looks like a dog's breakfast of a kit. And another thing, is Paradyne even a word? I thought the word was paradigm?


-GN

Well... I think it was misspelled purposely... like most bands do nowadays.

Anyways... yeah... that drumming... makes my dick hard.

[LittlePound]

how do you go from paradigm to get paradyne?

[stevensonmat2]

step one) be a retard.

[Electric Requiem]

step one) be a retard.

step two) ?
step three) PROFIT

[~(lunch_box)~]

what a worthless drummer

[White Riot!]

that was horrid.

[some jive turkey]

netflix have drum vids?

i want!!

They have a few. The whole reason I joined is because they have a lot of music dvds, and in particular jazz concert dvds, that you would never ever find at Blockbuster, or Joe Schmoe's local rental hut.

I think it takes them longer to ship them to you because there aren't as many Dave Weckl videos in circulation, compared to Hollywood's latest, ....but whatever.


(Sorry for spelling it "Weckle", in my earlier post, I knows better,.....guess I've seen it mispelled so many times,..it rubbed off)

[GhostNote]

step two) ?
step three) PROFIT

Step 4 = trying too hard.
I left a nice encouraging comment on yube.


-GN

[TheBigMachine]

I couldnt watch it the whole way through. Maybe he shouldve been part of the drum battle of the noobs.

[Drum Phil]

Step 4 = trying too hard.
I left a nice encouraging comment on yube.


-GN

Me too

[M@xwell]

Ha, what a tool. And that is the most disgusting finish I've ever seen on a guitar...yuccht!

[GhostNote]

Me too

Woop! Hooray for bagging n00bs!


-GN

[Drum Phil]

I left the first comment.

[stevensonmat2]

the guy who posted after you is very obnoxious in his typing style, and is a complete idiot.

[pitchfork]

They all need to cut their hair.

Boys have short hair, girls have long hair. There is no inbetween.

****ing sissies.

**** you asshole you calling jesus a sissy?
Those guys need to learn how to grow hair properly, true, even so its better than having a ****ty scene/ emo haircut. The only short hairstyle that isn't gay is basically just short back and sides.

they need to learn how to play and all

[stevensonmat2]

Emo cuts FTL.

[Cocaberry]

**** you spatula you calling jesus a sissy?


Uh, I think she's talking about nowadays, not 2000 years ago.

[Urolagnia]

I thought she was kidding

[Win A Rabbit]

I have long hair... :( My mommy says it's nice.

[Myslik]

I did it.. I managed to flame him without actually swearing... I deserve a congratulations..

- Paul

[stevensonmat2]

where did you flame him?

[Myslik]

I added him.. commented.. left :p
I wanted to add learn how to spell idiot.. but It was too late.. It's an ok flame for me not swearing.. I would've loved to cuss though :rolleyes:

-Paul

[the_pure_drummer]

I have long hair... My mommy says it's nice.

I lol'ed at that lol

[LittlePound]

/\/\that post is redundant

[Sync0pation]

^ as was that one

[LittlePound]

/\/\ oh,and how is that?

[Sync0pation]

^^I can use two carrots too. ^ Blam there's another one. Your redundancy is appalling

[Panopticon]

does that bernardo guy know what vowels are? does he also know that power chords aren't the only chords that exist?

[stevensonmat2]

he knows, he just denys it in order to cement his emocity.

[LittlePound]

^^I can use two carrots too. ^ Blam there's another one. Your redundancy is appalling

oh ahahahahaha. I didn't realize you meant my arrows.

[GhostNote]

They all need to cut their hair.

Boys have short hair, girls have long hair. There is no inbetween.

****ing sissies.

I disagree with that satement, i believe that peope have the right to express themselves in any way they want, and it's pretty immature to say that someone is a "****ing sissie" because they have long hair. There isn't anything wrong with guys having long hair.

I added him.. commented.. left
I wanted to add learn how to spell idiot.. but It was too late.. It's an ok flame for me not swearing.. I would've loved to cuss though

-Paul

Yeah i managed not to swear or fly "off the handle" also, it makes for better viewing and it's more satisfying to place a more intelligent, well worded comment i think.


-GN

[Banshee]

Uhh...some guy replied saying you don't know what your on about GN...

[stevensonmat2]

dude can someone send me a link, mine doesnt show the new comments for osme reason.

[rohbit]

oh ahahahahaha. I didn't realize you meant my arrows.

It's cute how you two flirt ;).

I should be doing my semiconductors assignment... but no.. I'm posting on here.

Are they a serious band?

If so, then he definitely needs to get better. If not, who cares how well he plays if it's just for fun.

[King]

sweet, the toms aren't even set up according to size...

[Cocaberry]

sweet, the toms aren't even set up according to size...
They don't necessarily have to be. Look at Bernard Purdie or Dom Famularo's toms for example.

[some jive turkey]

**** you spatula you calling jesus a sissy?
Those guys need to learn how to grow hair properly, true, even so its better than having a ****ty scene/ emo haircut. The only short hairstyle that isn't gay is basically just short back and sides.



Someone's on the rag.

[TTTSNB]

They don't necessarily have to be. Look at Bernard Purdie or Dom Famularo's toms for example.
True, but these guys woiuld obviously want them in the "right" order. It is a "joey kit" after all. :p

[Geedrummer]

u guys think this guy suks, u should hear my attemp at a short solo at the start of the song "Devils Got Ya Number"

http://www.myspace.com/nightreign

PS this music is not meant to be serious, we made it for a laugh and the recording is crap

[Futuro]

u guys think this guy suks, u should hear my attemp at a short solo at the start of the song "Devils Got Ya Number"

http://www.myspace.com/nightreign

PS this music is not meant to be serious, we made it for a laugh and the recording is crapLol I like your band. Its like Iron maiden mixed with comedy.

[TheBigMachine]

That is so good, awesome.

[DemonicRubberDucky]

Dude, that is the worst technique i have ever seen. His speed was everywhere.

Oh, and his ride sucks.