How Rock'n'roll Are You?

[Jon]

In this thread:

1) You post a story involving as much debauchery as possible. Don't be too graphic, especially about drugs because you didn't do drugs, did you. No, they're against the rules of the forum, I didn't think so.

2) I, being the reigning champion of decadence on the forum will rate your exploits.

3) I'll make a leader board. Consider it a Top 100 MXers, but based on coolness rather than posting etiquette.

Get in.


Leaderboard
1) Jon - 999999pts
2) Aiden - 8500pts
3) Superpear - 3680pts
4) Juuoni - 50pts
57) Noonward Race - die

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

I played a solo in F phrygian over a Edim5maj7

[apple pie]

oh shi

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

57) Noonward Race - die

LOL

[Jon]

Come on guyssss, what happened to going backstage at gigs to steal groupies?

To pickpocketing white powder out of your ex's bra.

To trashing hotel rooms?

*sigh*

[Ficus]

hey i'm jon i'm trapped in the 80s

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

I once spilled shampoo all over the floor on accident in a hotel bathroom.
But LUCKILY there were enough paper towels! :whew:

[Junooni]

I stole a pick.

[Jon]

Good stuff, 200pts.

[Junooni]

Next time I saw the band, I stole another one. This one was pink.

[superpeer]

I played a gig with my band and I drank beer during the songs, and I wore shades. YEAH.

[Dropsonde]

I KAN PLAY 9TH NOTES @
do i win


EDIT I don't like how your post is too long

[formofshark]

i wanna say something but im afraid ill offend pantera fans :(

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

say it man i know what it is its cool go on

[AG]

Last night I drank 15 shots of Jager and made out with a hot girl...


I also tried liquid cocaine for the first time.

[superpeer]

Omg You Shot Dimebag?


EDIT: so rock 'n roll I have to kept be down by the caps filter

[Jon]

Next time I saw the band, I stole another one. This one was pink.
You ****in' fag, -150 pts
I played a gig with my band and I drank beer during the songs, and I wore shades. YEAH.
3680pts
i wanna say something but im afraid ill offend pantera fans :(
Go for it man, deadbag is long gone.
Last night I drank 15 shots of Jager and made out with a hot girl...


I also tried liquid cocaine for the first time.
5000pts for first sentence.
3500pts for the second.

[slaughteredfirst]

i wanna say something but im afraid ill offend pantera fans :(


Screw them! say it say it!

[black guy]

i snort crack cocaine and additionally i sell crack cocaine.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

Omg You Shot Dimebag?


EDIT: so rock 'n roll I have to kept be down by the caps filter
you can put size tags on something and have the SIZE part in lowecase itll work


oh yeah this one time i corrected a supermod while playing my guitar

[AG]

Oh, I also walked past some stoners at the train station before going out and ended up smoking with them...

[Jon]

i snort crack cocaine and additionally i sell crack cocaine.
Based on the fact that you can't snort crack, you don't even get the time of day to be placed lower than Noonwhore Rape

[MattyBlade]

This one time I got slammed off a 26er of jim beam and fell down 'drunkards hill' , or what my friends and I have come to dub 'epic fall hill' as it was the most true fall anyone (other then a skydiver) could have lived through.

[Lord Abortion]

Pantera are gay anyways.
****ing hicks.

Jon: I made out with 4 different Goth chicks in a night, (hot ones, not fat ones) and would have screwed the last one if I hadn't collapsed in a heap on the floor because I drank a large portion of a bottle of JD.

[superpeer]

you can put size tags on something and have the SIZE part in lowecase itll work


oh yeah this one time i corrected a supermod while playing my guitar


Putting effort in posts is not rock 'n roll.

[black guy]

Based on the fact that you can't snort crack, you don't even get the time of day to be placed lower than Noonwhore Rape
yes. well, it doesn't sell very well.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

He's black.

[Jon]

Pantera are gay anyways.
****ing hicks.

Jon: I made out with 4 different Goth chicks in a night, (hot ones, not fat ones) and would have screwed the last one if I hadn't collapsed in a heap on the floor because I drank a large portion of a bottle of JD.
Mopey, cyber or cute goths?
yes. well, it doesn't sell very well.
It sells like...it sells like crack.

[Lord Abortion]

Mopey, cyber or cute goths?

I don't know, I was too ****ed off my face to learn names or dispositions.
This was also on my 18th birthday.

[Jon]

That's pretty cool.

So what's everyone actually been up to this/last weekend?

Probably my best moment in recent months was last weekend - I waltzed into the club, got greeted by a chorus of "jonnniii!!", had 3 girls run up to me and kiss me, got a pint of guinness thrust into my hand, an already-lit cigarette in my mouth, and my ex came straight up to me to say "jonni, got coke".

[superpeer]

This one time I sang 'Bohemian Rhapsody' entirely, in the streets, really loud at 3AM because I was very drunk?

[Junooni]

:upset:

[Jon]

I remember one of the first MX meets, we were walking around east london really late singing a horrible mix of Cemetery Gates and Don't Stop Me Now.

lol.

ps. jello, have you heard Catch 23 by GBH? Owns anything the Exploited have done.

[A Spoonful Supreme]

i once stole a pig out of my highschools ag barn and tried to tie it to a pole in the middle of our school whilst avoiding secuirity and patrol cars during the last week of school /w 3 other guys and we got caught and ran half a mile chased by secuirity in cars over fences and down streets and eventually escaping into a river only to get cought the very next day by a snitch and getting handcuffed and arresting and leaving the last day of highschool ever in a cop car and getting banned from graduation. but then the charges were dropped

idk if thats rock n roll

[superpeer]

I remember one of the first MX meets, we were walking around east london really late singing a horrible mix of Cemetery Gates and Don't Stop Me Now.

lol.

ps. jello, have you heard Catch 23 by GBH? Owns anything the Exploited have done.

Nah, I'm not very familiar with them.

[Jon]

if that's true then thats proper :cool:

ps i can't be bothered with the ranking any more.

check my profile song, how good?
myspace.com/drugzrbad

my friend said she met dizzee rascal the other day, so lucky :(

[A Spoonful Supreme]

if that's true then thats proper :cool:

ps i can't be bothered with the ranking any more.

check my profile song, how good?
myspace.com/drugzrbad

my friend said she met dizzee rascal the other day, so lucky :(
http://hollisterfreelance.com/news/contentview.asp?c=161320

its all true :( my name wasnt mentioned in the papers cuz i wasnt 18 then thank god. tonz of other people got arrested for other things that night

[here comes the bird flu]

the other night i did a ton of acid and ****ed a goblin which was actually my sister's friend.

[Jon]

Tom its past your bed time go away.
http://hollisterfreelance.com/news/contentview.asp?c=161320

its all true :( my name wasnt mentioned in the papers cuz i wasnt 18 then thank god. tonz of other people got arrested for other things that night
:D

[Junooni]

I think it's 5 pm in Minnesota.

[Jon]

British thread, GMT.

edit: point still stands.

[here comes the bird flu]

the 80's is up way past it's bedtime

and junooni is right. It's 5:23, i'm at my friends house, go away

[Jon]

The Wild suck, joke's on you.

[here comes the bird flu]

I know we gotta do something about them; They used to be semi-good; kind of.

[Junooni]

yeah Tom

after that post I can't take your side no more, that was weak

[MattyBlade]

no they didn't.

[Jon]

North Stars had Modano, I don't even remember any of the Wild's players =/

[here comes the bird flu]

Darby Hendrickson, Marion Gaborik, Manny Fernandez, Dwayne Roloson [traded =/]

[Ephemeral]

I wear sunglasses, and provide lols.

[here comes the bird flu]

more like you leave me really random messages on my phone late at night

[angus-young]

I once got pissed at my lead guitarist on stage, he was soloing off key like a tard, none the less I threw a stick at him.

I shouted swear words down my mic when the bass pedal fell apart, it was a bad night.

And in my recent band, I stood on my lead and yanked it out of the socket :(

I'm pretty hardcore if you ask me :(

[Jon]

I wear sunglasses, and provide lols.
You phone Tomlinson, -500pts

[Dropsonde]

You phone Tomlinson, -500pts
That should be -99999999pts

[toolboy84]

I drank 8 bottles of lager, and followed that with a bottle of Jack Daniels that I finished in 2 hours.

And, just this second, I farted.

[sweboy]

This went down after one of my concerts in New York City sometime during the 70's. After a show, this cop came up to me and started bitching about how some sucker died or whatever when I threw one of my burning guitars strapped with explosives into the crowd. I didn't want to take his crap, so I bit him in the throat and ripped it apart. Tasted like sushi.

But you know the police, of course they gonna start harrasin' and oppressin' your ***. The hotel I had bought to spend the night snorting asphalt in was surrounded after a couple of minutes. Mother****ers. I took their buddy's headless corpse, along with a bunch of groupie corpses, under the arm and went down to talk to them. But they only wanted to bitch about bullshit, so I grabbed one of their cars, jammed a cop against the pedal and got out of there. They followed me of course, but I took some shortcuts trough hospitals and day care centers and whatever. I started to get tired of the cop and government ****, so I drove by the White House and kidnapped the president before I continued in the car. By then some tanks and helicopters and **** had showed up, so I could no longer inject petroleum while driving.

Anyhow, eventually I got to the Statue of Liberty. I climbed the bitch, with the president under the arm and my axe on the back. I got up on top of the torch, and from there I could see that the ground below was ****ing packed with cop and army ****ers, and the air around me was full of army and media helicopters. Now I was tired of their **** for real. So I plugged my cable into the electricity system of the Statue, attached an American flag to the axe, lit it on fire and told the President to bend over. And as I shredded a solo behind the neck, I ****ed the President in the ***. I ****ed him alright, on top of the Statue of Liberty. That's how I rock, and that's how I ****ing roll.

\m/

[camelfarmer]

I jumped into the countries biggest pool at night.
I jumped into a girls school at night, and the pool, twice.
I stole red bull and drank it infront of the cops.
I ran away from cops and hid at a friend's grandpa's house.
I smoked weed in my house and my friend who didn't even smoke got high off the fumes and flung eggs at my wall after juggling em.
I chipped my tooth on a smirnoff bottle.

[Jon]

<3 you two :D

[Ephemeral]

You phone Tomlinson, -500pts
what

that was once and he didn't even answer

>: (

[Junooni]

sweboy....is my hero.

[Futue te Ipsum]

i cut people up

that's like death metal style rock tbh

[Jon]

Someone find me that photo of those kiddies with corpsepaint on, it was funny like rawr

[Dinosawesome]

Yeah rawr has had it's moments as far as genuine hilarity goes...

[A Spoonful Supreme]

so do i earn a spot on the standings or what

[Lord Abortion]

Someone find me that photo of those kiddies with corpsepaint on, it was funny like rawr
http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/bm2/bm3.jpg
Refl, fags

[Stoo]

I steal guitar strings from the music shop. :smoke:

[apple pie]

When I was in L.A this summer, I saw a tapping of Rockstar Supernova, and me and my buddy pretend to be one of Gilby Clarke's VIP, so we were with his family and when he came over to talk to them he thought we were a nephew.

[Permanent Solution]

One time I played this gig at a church.

[Doop]

I took Black metal pictures out in the forest.

[Stoo]

We were playing baseball in school (I know wtf this is Scotland) and I broke this girls watch coz I smacked this ball at her.

The same day I hit the ball and went to run and threw the bat back n smacked some dude in the shins. The shins mang, the best part.

** MEGACOOL **

[here comes the bird flu]

That should be -99999999pts
hey baby how you doin'

[camelfarmer]

Ignored? :(

[angry armadillo]

a friend has split up with his girlfriend, who he was with for about a year, so i called her and went round, and uh, i did the business.

then i told an acquaintance of mine, who i know to be a bit of a sh't stirrer, that another acquaintance who i dont really like, asked this girl out as soon as my friend split up with her. The amusing thing was when he saw us in a bar last night and was drunk, so he started telling me and my friend about how this lad asked my mates ex out. :eek:

other than that i am (a)

[I Am a Hat]

i am a moral upstanding citizen

[Chrizzle fo' Shizzle]

My friends and I destroyed a great number of females in one evening, culminating in the final one breaking into tears

I could post the whole story, but it's extremely epic and long

[Eliminator]

Guys I just spilled some cereal on my kitchen floor.

Lets see John Bonham do that.

[YDload]

I slapped Lars Ulrich in the face...

...with Rick Allen's arm

--------------------------8<-----------------------------

[The Stig]

I went with the flow of traffic on the interstate, and that was 15-17 MPH over the speed limit.

[Ando!]

Real story:

I sold my house to my friends while my parents and I went on vacation. Needless to say, we got busted because a bunch of beer cans were laying around when we got back.

[ThePinkPanther]

here's 1 story:

Got kicked out of my homeroom and sent to another one because i was like spraying stuff everywhere. Then in the other homeroom i set the carpet on fire, but put it out because it might have killed everyone. Then at lunch i got kicked out and sent to the office cause i stole a bunch of food. After a talk with the vice-principle i had to stay outside of her office for the rest of the day, which isn't too bad cause there are seats and stuff. But she put me next to the fridge so i took some food and ate it. I also took some locks. yeah then on the bus i got a handjob. go me

[Krabsworth]

How old are you?

[Ando!]

How old are you?
If that's directed at me, 16.

[ThePinkPanther]

How old are you?

i was like 14 at the time

[Jude]

Uhhhh....I've drank in lots of places where I shouldn't.

That's about it.

[pulseczar]

umm i went to a bar on the beach where i got wasted and a bunch of girls kissed me then we had to be evacuated because two guys pulled out guns on each other.

[guitar, bass, sax]

I saw Dragonforce last night.

[Chrizzle fo' Shizzle]

I saw Dragonforce last night.

I'm seeing them on the 27th

[Noyana]

i got lawnseats to a sold-out concert... managed to sneak into seats in the middleish section early on, and in the evening jumped a fence to get into "the pit," an area caged in directly in front of the stage for ~25-50 people. and squiggled my way to front and center. keep in mind i'm a 5'4" female. that's a lot of shoving power.

[Chrizzle fo' Shizzle]

My friends and I, after an evening of underage drinking in our local college town, went to some late-night pizza place. My friends, who had money, had each bought a slice, while I, without any cash, was left to beg. After they refused to give me any, I started yelling at them. A fat girl, feeling sympathetic to my cause, offered me a bite of hers, on the condition that I only took one bite. I agreed, and proceeded to shove the whole thing into my mouth. After I chewed the thing and swallowed it, listening to her ranting, I finally said:

"Stop complaining. I just did you a favor"

At this point, she got even louder, so I just said, "Why don't you just go home and drown your sorrows in a quart of Häagen-Dazs? Wouldn't be the first time, would it?"

Fat girl = pwned

[Noyana]

Fat girl = pwned

ouch


:thumb:

[Chrizzle fo' Shizzle]

It's not like she has feelings or anything

[ATM]

Man, taking pizza from a fat girl is dangerous as hell.

[Eliminator]

fat people make baby jesus cry

[Rusty Shackleford]

i once peed in the ocean

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

i ate a pizza last night it was made out of pizza

[StrawberryFieldsForever]

I'm Black...





















...And Canadian

[Chrizzle fo' Shizzle]

Man, taking pizza from a fat girl is dangerous as hell.

At first I contemplated being nice, because the friend she was with wasn't too bad looking. But then I'm like, "wtf why am I listening to me? I'm drunk"

[ATM]

At first I contemplated being nice, because the friend she was with wasn't too bad looking. But then I'm like, "wtf why am I listening to me? I'm drunk"

hahah solid reasoning, if I ever heard any.

[Brandnewlow]

One time i chugged 3/4 of a 26er of vodka and got kicked out of a bar after falling over and knocking chairs over. Then i proceeded to pee on a resturants front window, then walking home and picked up my guitar and passed out on my bed.

It was 10:30pm.

My nickname for the rest of highschool(2 months) was 10:30...even my dad called me it.

[Rusty Shackleford]

my dad calls me little ****ter