Casuality

[Wintermute]

GO!

[naut]

eat it.

[BenJammin]

Hmm.

When was the last time you made a casual, Alex?

[WhoDidTheElf]

First casual I post in and I get first page! Yay!

[Wintermute]

Hmm.

When was the last time you made a casual, Alex?

Don't think it was THAT long ago. By and large we take turns, but it's pretty informal. There's no set rota, or even a set point when the old one's deemed too big.

[Raiven]

The art of conversation is dead. Discuss

[BenJammin]

The art of conversation is dead. Discuss

omg. Paradox.

[elmo121]

the art of conversation is shallow and pedantic

p.s 1st page

[Raiven]

omg. Paradox.

.......

<_< >_>


*universe collapses*

[ebe9]

Igor not being conversationalist type.

[Raiven]

the art of conversation is shallow and pedantic

p.s 1st page

hmm i agree, shallow and pedantic

[ebe9]

So who actually gives a flying toaster oven about the bass I am attempting to build?


EDIT:


Well I suppose that, at this point, it does not look like much.

I will have some more photos of the minimal wook I got done on it this weekend up on monday.

[Wintermute]

Had I a flying toaster, I wouldn't give it away so readily.

But I would like to know about this bass. :)

[BenJammin]

So who actually gives a flying toaster oven about the bass I am attempting to build?


EDIT:


Well I suppose that, at this point, it does not look like much.

I will have some more photos of the minimal wook I got done on it this weekend up on monday.

Yeah, you answered your own question. I'll be more interested once it starts coming along more.

[ebe9]

Had I a flying toaster, I wouldn't give it away so readily.

But I would like to know about this bass. :)


Have a look in the Lutherie forum.

Its under the title of "Electric Upright Bass (EUB) Project" I believe.

The pictures are rather large.

[ebe9]

Yeah, you answered your own question. I'll be more interested once it starts coming along more.


Well I got the headstock design done this weekend, as well as rough cutting the fingerboard and partially thicknessing it.

I am going to work out the exact tapering of the neck tomorrow and begin looking at working on the nut.

As for the turning machines I will potentially pick them up this week.

I am holding off on the Bridge and the pups as I have to order them from overseas and will most likey be knocked on the customs front, so also waiting to see if the exchange rates improves for me.

[josh3184]

wha?

[JoeDaddio]

My first time on the first page?



joe

[BenJammin]

wha?

Wha what?

[ebe9]

Wha what?


Indeed what what?

[JoeDaddio]

The Talking Heads rule.



joe

[josh3184]

I had no idea what this thread was about so i posted an inconspicuous wha.

I think it worked pretty damn fine.

Also flying toasters had sometihing to do with the whole wha-iness

also:

SIXTY-WHAT POSTS???

[ebe9]

So, what did the one earthquake say to the other earthquake?
















Its not my fault.


Badum ching.............................chirp........chi rp

[josh3184]

*cries*

that was painful ebe9

[BenJammin]

*cries*

that was painful ebe9

Please... call him Captain.

[ebe9]

*cries*

that was painful ebe9


I know. A mate of mine told it to me over a couple drinks this afternoon. He got the exact same reaction from me.

Just thought I would spread the pain around, lessen it a bit for me.

[British Kid]

second page!

[josh3184]

how nice of you....captain.

:thumb:

[ebe9]

Please... call him Captain.


Thanks



Hobbes also does me just fine.

[BenJammin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZomitDoaopg

Ben Folds + Rufus Wainwright -- Careless Whisper.

I bloody love this.

[ebe9]

Right, I think I have done enough talking/typing/damage to others with crappy jokes for one night.

I am off. I shall catch you all upon the morrow.


Might actually try get some recording done.




Cheers all, have a good one.

[josh3184]

second page!

First actually :P

Cya hobbes

[Jake=Suck]

first Page! and thx for giving me the posts from my old account Alex.

[Ting]

34th post!

[Polyamarous]

You know you've wasted your youth when you go for a piss-up and come home at 10:25/

[PietroCrespi]

2nd page isn't too shabby...

[Polyamarous]

Niether are Goldfinger!
Sweet chips.

[Aerodyne]

So. I've been in college for three weeks now, and I'm already on two research projects. /is the man


:lol:

[katana_manatee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZomitDoaopg

Ben Folds + Rufus Wainwright -- Careless Whisper.

I bloody love this.

Sorry, but yuk.

[BenJammin]

Sorry, but yuk.

:upset:

What don't you like?

[HELLonWHEELS]

Aww why can't the casual ever reach like 10,000,000 posts?

[British Kid]

server overload?

[HELLonWHEELS]

I was being tab bit sarcastic but thats ok.

[PietroCrespi]

Aww why can't the casual ever reach like 10,000,000 posts?

Because you touch yourself at night.

[Polyamarous]

Aww why can't the casual ever reach like 10,000,000 posts?

2Words


CASUAL COMPENDIUM.

[HELLonWHEELS]

Because you touch yourself at night.
:amaze:

























how'd you know?

[trumpeter]

I haven't been around much


How is everyone?

[The Brad]

Holy shar peis,
Teh nu m4570d0n rulz

[BenJammin]

What the hell?

[The Brad]

The new Mastodon album is good, is all I was trying to convey with that last one. ;)

[BenJammin]

Ah. Clever.

[Shinobi_sniper]

I just listened to some Circle takes the Square, I feel unclean :(

/cut2pheal

[Shinobi_sniper]

What the hell?
I could read it

[Moon Flavor]

I just listened to some Circle takes the Square, I feel unclean :(

/cut2pheal
They rule!

[User Name]

Started work today. Had to nix the sideburns.

[Jimbobntnr]

where do you work that you had to shave off the burns?

[User Name]

http://www.plasterfuntime.com/

They were enormous mutton chops though.

[HELLonWHEELS]

I don't get that site^ it just makes noise




BTW: The MX UK thread has almost 50,000 posts

[Thonk]

They rule!
123456789

[sr800bkBassist]

The Talking Heads rule.



joe
YES.

[snoop-au]

Getting weaker.........................cannot..........hol d...........on..........much.........long........g er.............snoop................making........ ....casual...........uninhabitable...............g aaaaaaaaaaa........croak...........


You think pulling out posts from 5 pages back is wrong - well check that ^ pulling posts from 5 THREADS ago ... ha ha I see all ebe! :wave:

What the heck happened to Jody???

[Thonk]

This new ysiforum skin is great..

[User Name]

Degrassi is on.

[Jimbobntnr]

http://www.plasterfuntime.com/

They were enormous mutton chops though.

Plaster funtime?
So, I take my kids there, and they have fun with plaster? That has got to be the funniest business idea I have ever heard. Is the place pretty busy?

[Thonk]

http://www.myspace.com/sworntosecrecy

I just got an add request from these guys..They sort of remind me of Scary Kids Scaring Kids..

[User Name]

Plaster funtime?
So, I take my kids there, and they have fun with plaster? That has got to be the funniest business idea I have ever heard. Is the place pretty busy?
You buy a piece of plaster. Some sort of sculpture. It's a really weird place.

The prices range from $8 to $45 for each piece. They get more bussiness on rainy days and today was 80 degress and sunny. There were 2 birthdays partys and about 7 walk-in groups of about 3. You get to paint the plaster. It pulled in over $700 today, which is a lot more than I thought they would get on a good day.


I put the finish on the pieces, clean all the tables, vaccume, clean the brushes, and greet everyone for 6 hours.

[Moon Flavor]

This new ysiforum skin is great..
I can only reach it through a proxy, it's blocked me or something (no i wasn't banned)



It's kinda annoying.

[Jimbobntnr]

Is there alot of competition for that? My grandmother used to belong to a ceramics club, which sounds pretty similar.

I just can't imagine doing it myself. I wonder if that would work over here.

[User Name]

Is there alot of competition for that? My grandmother used to belong to a ceramics club, which sounds pretty similar.

I just can't imagine doing it myself. I wonder if that would work over here.
I have no idea. I think there is another place that's kinda like it down the street. This place is more kid-orientated. It's all cutesy-tootsty with their multi-colored tables. It's not a bad job I guess.

[Jake=Suck]

You buy a piece of plaster. Some sort of sculpture. It's a really weird place.

The prices range from $8 to $45 for each piece. They get more bussiness on rainy days and today was 80 degress and sunny. There were 2 birthdays partys and about 7 walk-in groups of about 3. You get to paint the plaster. It pulled in over $700 today, which is a lot more than I thought they would get on a good day.


I put the finish on the pieces, clean all the tables, vaccume, clean the brushes, and greet everyone for 6 hours.
lmfao, this is the best buisness idea ever

[Worrpigs]

your mother!

[Jake=Suck]

your mother!
... is a whore?????

[Jimbobntnr]

It's not a bad job I guess.

nope, I'm not bagging on your job, I'm bagging on the customers. The whole thing just sounds like a SNL skit.

[Moon Flavor]

What's up everyone?

[Jimbobntnr]

jcs - when you gonna sell that thing?

[Thonk]

What's up everyone?
Not much, man. I'm really digging this new Jedi Mind Tricks cd, though.

Yourself?

[Moon Flavor]

jcs - when you gonna sell that thing?
When someone wants to buy it. I have $25 until I get a job....which I'm probably not gonna do anytime soon. So I might get desperate and ebay it if nobody makes an offer and sticks with it all the way through.

*glares at sixner, jody, led zep, and about 5 other users*

[Spaceman Spiff]

I never actually made an offer on it, I only said I'd think about it.

[Moon Flavor]

Not much, man. I'm really digging this new Jedi Mind Tricks cd, though.

Yourself?
My girlfriend and I might be splitting up (temporarily) soon, and I feel awful, but at the same time, I'm quite upbeat.

It's the emotional equivalent of getting doused with hot tar while getting a blowjob.

[Jimbobntnr]

*glares at jonly, sixner, jody, led zep, and about 4 other users*
lol

[Moon Flavor]

I never actually made an offer on it, I only said I'd think about it.
Hey, I said nothing about you...

(if you were talking about me)

[Rawb]

wow, still early.

[Thonk]

What's up with the name change Jonly?

[Moon Flavor]

lol
hehe forgot all about that....


well, buy it already punk, you owe me.

[Moon Flavor]

This thread died swiftly...

[Jake=Suck]

It's the emotional equivalent of getting doused with hot tar while getting a blowjob.
best analogy ever!

[Moon Flavor]

best analogy ever!
Yeah...


It makes me feel so much better that you think that.

[Jimbobntnr]

What's up with the name change Jonly?
I was using jonly at forums for a while to avoid 'things', but 'things' have cleared up so I can go back to using my real name.

[Moon Flavor]

I was using jonly at forums for a while to avoid 'things', but 'things' have cleared up so I can go back to using my real name.
explain these 'things'

[User Name]

nope, I'm not bagging on your job, I'm bagging on the customers. The whole thing just sounds like a SNL skit.
Funny you say that. I was watching Mad Tv before I left and when I got there, I realized the manager could be exactly like the Richard Simmons-esque guy from the Lillian Verner game show.

[Thonk]

So, your name's Jim?

[Moon Flavor]

So, your name's Jim?
hmm I always assumed he was Jon....

[Jimbobntnr]

explain these 'things'

no.

So, your name's Jim?
james robert = jim bob.


hmm I always assumed he was Jon....
nice. It was actually J Only

[Thonk]

hmm I always assumed he was Jon....
Same.

I remember him saying it was J. Only, though. (Misfits)

[Moon Flavor]

no.



Witness protection?

[Thonk]

Nice ninja edit. :p

[DaveSavesTheDay]

My eye hurts.

-Dave

[Jimbobntnr]

no, nothing horrible. Just crap. enough about me. How's everyone else?

[Worrpigs]

fuc.k dude. i am TRASHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Worrpigs]

Tool is the greatest bamnd to tever hit then ficking ear4lintg

[Worrpigs]

Talk Dudes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[User Name]

I still want a Ric.

[sr800bkBassist]

hi Worrpigs :).
have you ever fantasized about licking a gay guy's balls?

[DaveSavesTheDay]

3 cheers for booze, Ben ;)

-Dave

[Moon Flavor]

hi Worrpigs :).
have you ever fantasized about licking a gay guy's balls?
*h5*

[DaveSavesTheDay]

Alright, sleep for me.

-Dave

[Worrpigs]

hi Worrpigs :).
have you ever fantasized about licking a gay guy's balls?
no silly. thats gross!

[Worrpigs]

Alright, sleep for me.

-Dave
night g, take Care!

[Jimbobntnr]

Tool is the greatest bamnd to tever hit then ficking ear4lintg
You don't know how many times I've said that.

I'm semi-trashed as well.

[sr800bkBassist]

no silly. thats gross!
i was hoping for some embarrassing truth spilling :(.

[Worrpigs]

You don't know how many times I've said that.

I'm semi-trashed as well.
im very trashed. i dont drink often. but ive had like 2 shots of southern comfort. 3 of bacardi. 6 of skyy. and like 3-4 of crown royal.












IM TRASHED!

[Worrpigs]

i was hoping for some embarrassing truth spilling :(.
you silly bads.tard!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i like pus.sy. sweet wet puss.y

[irishslappop]

im gonna get so destroyed tonight, you dont understand.

[Worrpigs]

im gonna get so destroyed tonight, you dont understand.
im so destroyed right now. i love my my moms out of town and my dad buys a bunch of booze. i just get trashed. i love it.

[Worrpigs]

im out g's peace sons.

[Jimbobntnr]

<--PBR'ed


later, ben

[irishslappop]

peanut butter ribs -ed??

[Jimbobntnr]

Pabst Blue Ribbon.
'ed

[sr800bkBassist]

i'm not much of a drinker. at least not after last december. i was at a friend's house and i got really drunk. i took like 14 shots of tequila in total. all i remember was lying down, and then waking up in a pickup truck in nothing but swimming trunks with a laundry bag next to me. then it pulled up to my house and i was still in a daze but my friend helped me open a window and get back into my house. but i was still in a drunken rambling nonsical mode, but i have a memory of that. and then when i woke up in the morning i looked inside the laundry bag. it was all my clothes (except my boxers, i had those on under the swimming trunks) covered in puke.

apparently i had gotten ridiculously drunk, rolled around on the ground whining and crying, yelled at everyone for being insensitive, hugged people, cried more, shouted more, then i threw up all over her floor in front of everyone. then i tried to keep my balance and i fell in it (that's why all my clothes were covered in puke). so then apparently one of my friends got me into some swimming trunks and such and bagged up all my clothes. then i danced a little. then i got really sentimental and whined more.

in the end, over 100 people from my school saw me being a total idiot. never drank since then.

[User Name]

Things are looking up. I finally got a job. Some girl who I came close to getting a date with started talking to me again. To top it all off, I found a Minutemen album for less than $18.

[Jimbobntnr]

minutemen?
You're my new favorite poster. Vinyl?

[User Name]

No. I could have but I like being able to take cd's with me. Plus, it was a reissue. Were it original, I would've been all up ons.

I had pirated an *** load of songs from all of their albums but there was no way I could get them all. It seemed worth it to pony up the $10. I'm ****ing overwhelmed right now.

[Jimbobntnr]

cool.

[Jimbobntnr]

I'm out all.

[User Name]

Me too. Later everyone!

[Akira]

This blows. Ben Folds is coming near here, but it's an hour and a half away on a Thursday night. :(

[JodyLecompte]

Gosh

That was way too long of a time not to play bass

[Akira]

How long?

[JodyLecompte]

Two days of only acoustic guitar, although my bass playing does seem to be a lot better than the las time I played

[The Brad]

bitch where my money?

[Mr. Pickle]

in your bank account and/or wallet?

[The Brad]

Nah, I want Jody's daddy's money... -_-

[Mr. Pickle]

well, my statement still stands correct.

[JodyLecompte]

My dad is suposed to be sorting out the paypal thing. -shrug- I've been at work so I really have no idea whats going on

He mentioned something about having had closed the account assosiated with my paypal account and reopening one with his new account, but apparently Im a "young man" and "don't need to be worrying about fianances"

[da_s_man13]

Any of the drunks still in here?

[The Brad]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/bigbadbradrankin/IMG_1093.jpg

I have a drinking problem.

[da_s_man13]

Woah man. You ever considering rehab or anything?!!!

[The Brad]

I'm waiting for an intervention.

[da_s_man13]

Keep drinkin till then!

[Mr. Pickle]

bottled water..... fag.

[JodyLecompte]

Brad: THis is just some of the stupid **** my dad usually tries to pull because hes thought since I got my first bass and amp that was the last of the money that should ever be spent on my gear.

I'll just whine my way out of it after work tomorrow, heh

EDIT: All I drink is bottled water...

[Mr. Pickle]

my tap water tastes better that quite a lot of bottled water. not all of them, but quite a few.

[The Brad]

Can't you pay for it with your own money?

I am fine with our tap water, but my mom keeps buying bottled so I just go for that since it's pre-chilled and everything.

[JodyLecompte]

Well. My tap water tastes like chroline.

Brad: It is my money, but the bank account is under his name. Somewhere in a forgotten archive in washington theres a rule against minors with savings accounts, which I think is obsurd

[The Brad]

Oh yeah, I remember that crap now.

[JodyLecompte]

I can understand needing a parent name on a checking account or credit card but what is it going to hurt for me to have a savings account under my name at 16? Oh well, two more years and I can have a credit card and smoke and hookers and stuff.

Imt rying to get setup with capital one and get a credit card under his name so I can eliminate the third person everytime I want to buy something.

[Mr. Pickle]

you have city water, don't you jody?



we have our own well.

[Shinobi_sniper]

I fear one of the real reasons I want a fender Jaguar bass is because I like nobs and switches :(

[Aerodyne]

I like knobs and switches too. :( The only problems with the jag is the knobs are very sensitive. It goes from thump to clank without covering a lot of knob distance. The switches are still cool though. I like versatility. :thumb:

[FunkMetalBass]

Holy ****...Tool in concert = EFFING FANTASTIC!

During "The Pot" though, some dip**** in the audience decided to throw a bottle at Maynard. He left and didn't come back until half way through the next song ("Forty-Six & 2").

Why are some people just out to ruin a good show? Seriously. Tool would be the kind of band to pack up and leave because somebody did that.

[Polyamarous]

AT this festival I went to, someone threw a half-bottle of coke and K.Oed the lead singer of Panic at the Disco.

[ebe9]

Good Day to anyone who might be out there.

[funkyhoney]

Good Day to anyone who might be out there.

yo ho ho :wave:

[ebe9]

yo ho ho :wave:

Heya funky.


How goes it on your side of the globe?

[Criss Frantic]

AT this festival I went to, someone threw a half-bottle of coke and K.Oed the lead singer of Panic at the Disco.

I want to meet the person who did that, and shake his/her hand.:chug:

[Polyamarous]

I want to meet the person who did that, and shake his/her hand.:chug:

Alot of people probably do, but to be honest he probably got trampled by the mass of angry Panic fans surrounding him.

Or eaten.

[funkyhoney]

Heya funky.


How goes it on your side of the globe?

pretty good, set up a new fish tank today, and my girlfriend spent the weekend here

and i started a new job, a decent paying one to

amen to that chris :thumb:

[ebe9]

I seroiusly need to listen to more musi and get hold of new stuff.

I am still listening to my collection that Built up from a few years back.

I have not bought a CD or loaned music in a long long time.

[ebe9]

pretty good, set up a new fish tank today, and my girlfriend spent the weekend here

and i started a new job, a decent paying one to

amen to that chris :thumb:


Do you also find it easier to sleep when you have somebody with you?

[funkyhoney]

Do you also find it easier to sleep when you have somebody with you?

yeah sleeping with her is fun, the sleep is good to

/lame joke

it is, its comforting

[Criss Frantic]

^I know i do.

Feels so safe/warm/snug/secure/content/and stuff.

[ebe9]

^I know i do.

Feels so safe/warm/snug/secure/content/and stuff.


I really miss that with my fiance.

She is in another country and I am stuck here.

[Polyamarous]

Well bully to all of you. I think my girlfriend is stealing from me.

[ebe9]

Well bully to all of you. I think my girlfriend is stealing from me.


Elaborate please.

[Polyamarous]

There are several large gaps in my CD rack where there used to be CDs, same goes for some DVDs and a can't find my MP3 player.

I'm sure they where all there at the weekend, and she stayed over twice this week so it must've been then.

This is pissing me off.

[Criss Frantic]

mine is in hospital (again) at the moment. stupid ****in athsma and her crap lungs. I hate hospitals so much.

[ebe9]

There are several large gaps in my CD rack where there used to be CDs, same goes for some DVDs and a can't find my MP3 player.

I'm sure they where all there at the weekend, and she stayed over twice this week so it must've been then.

This is pissing me off.


I wouls uggest just asking her if she knows where you might have "missplaced" them. That way it gives her a chance to own up if she did take/borrow them.

[Jamie]

At least yous have girlfriends! :p So I've been stood up two days in a row by the same girl. Friday I was meant to be going over for the day and she just didn't text/call me to say when she's back from her Dads (she said she was going to get back about half 11 and she'd get in touch when she was home) so I waited around my house til 6PM and still nothing. Finally got in touch with her on the night and went totally off it at her and she apologised for not getting in touch but she "stayed at her dads for longer". Which I found out was kind of bullsh*t as when I'd phoned her earlier a guy answered and said she'd left her phone at his house. Grr.

So after she apologised she invited me over saturday night (last night). Whoopdy Doo she ditches me again! She decided that she felt weird after I had went off it the night before and didn't want to see me. So she went out drinking with some guy instead.

:angry:


Poly: So are you going to talk to her about it or something? Just be casual and say something like "oh, did you lend my <cd/dvd thats missing> ? Just I can't remember who I lent it to but it's missing."

[pitchfork]

Who's injured and in casualty?

[funkyhoney]

mine is in hospital (again) at the moment. stupid ****in athsma and her crap lungs. I hate hospitals so much.

damn, that's gotta suck, when my girlfriend had her tonsils out they like quarantined her for 10 days, some **** about haemoraging. that was **** as.


quick poly, cheat on her so you won't feel so bad when your TV goes missing

[katana_manatee]

I think that bottling any band is out of order. If you don't like them then just don't watch them, no need to resort to assault to entertain yourselves. Some people actually do get hurt, the bassist of The Rasmus needed medical attention on his eye and could have lost his sight in that eye due to an idiot throwing stuff at the band.

All they are doing is their job and trying to give people a good time, imagine if say you worked in a restaurant and someone didn't like the food, would you find it acceptable for someone to walk and and throw stuff at the staff? Obviously not, so why is it ok to bottle certain bands?

[katana_manatee]

At least yous have girlfriends! :p So I've been stood up two days in a row by the same girl. Friday I was meant to be going over for the day and she just didn't text/call me to say when she's back from her Dads (she said she was going to get back about half 11 and she'd get in touch when she was home) so I waited around my house til 6PM and still nothing. Finally got in touch with her on the night and went totally off it at her and she apologised for not getting in touch but she "stayed at her dads for longer". Which I found out was kind of bullsh*t as when I'd phoned her earlier a guy answered and said she'd left her phone at his house. Grr.

So after she apologised she invited me over saturday night (last night). Whoopdy Doo she ditches me again! She decided that she felt weird after I had went off it the night before and didn't want to see me. So she went out drinking with some guy instead.

:angry:




Man that is harsh, what a selfish cow. I'm in the same boat, no gf. The only girl I really like is in bloody Wales! Known her for ages and we like each other a lot but it just ain't practical. And while my mind is on her I've got two girls in Glasgow who like me and I like them but my head is stuck on this Welsh girl. Arghhh, **** off misplaced feelings.

[Polyamarous]

Well I plan on talking to her, and yeah that does seem a good approach, it might of course be my brother or something, although thats unlike him to steal, he's basically a hippie.

If it is her she's getting majorly dumped.

[funkyhoney]

Man that is harsh, what a selfish cow. I'm in the same boat, no gf. The only girl I really like is in bloody Wales! Known her for ages and we like each other a lot but it just ain't practical. And while my mind is on her I've got two girls in Glasgow who like me and I like them but my head is stuck on this Welsh girl. Arghhh, **** off misplaced feelings.

/also hates misplace feelings

[Polyamarous]

quick poly, cheat on her so you won't feel so bad when your TV goes missing

Haha, or will cheating on her result in my TV going missing?!

[funkyhoney]

Haha, or will cheating on her result in my TV going missing?!


dun dun DUUUUNNN.


hmmm... better safe than sorry :p

[Criss Frantic]

Cheating on her will result in twice as much sex. Win/win.

[Polyamarous]

But on the bright side of things.
COLLEGE STARTS TOMORROW!

[funkyhoney]

But on the bright side of things.
COLLEGE STARTS TOMORROW!

thats a good thing?

i dont even wanna goto school tomorrow

[katana_manatee]

I'm glad school is over, college can be amazing, I had an awesome time at the Bass Institute. If you go for something you like it can be great fun.

Tomorrow my band is going to talk to a guy from the music industry who is interested in helping us make a video! :D

[Polyamarous]

thats a good thing?

i dont even wanna goto school tomorrow

Absolutely.

19.5 hours a week of subjects that I chose? That I really enjoy doing? That I'm good at?

It's gonna be fudging ace.

[Akira]

Yeah, so I am totally 21 if anyone asks.
;)
I want to go see the California Guitar Trio really badly. Stupid 21+ venues.

[Jamie]

Absolutely.

19.5 hours a week of subjects that I chose? That I really enjoy doing? That I'm good at?

It's gonna be fudging ace.


Same! But all music! :D Can't wait for college tomorrow! Got work in an hour though :(

[Polyamarous]

Well my new job at Tesco doesn't start till next weekend. Which is poo as I could really do with some money.

[bottlerocket]

Yo guys.

-Gav

[snoop-au]

My girlfriend and I might be splitting up (temporarily) soon, and I feel awful, but at the same time, I'm quite upbeat.

It's the emotional equivalent of getting doused with hot tar while getting a blowjob.

That's smell odd.

[snoop-au]

Tool is the greatest bamnd to tever hit then ficking ear4lintg

yuo saar, is teh drunk!

[bottlerocket]

I was teh durnk and teh hgih last night...it was great.

My friend from back home is still sleeping...what a long night but simultaneously a great one.

-Gav

[snoop-au]

bottled water..... fag.

Actually, he's the only sensible one here.

Ok - I'm done follow-ups; night!

[snoop-au]

I was teh durnk and teh hgih last night...it was great.

My friend from back home is still sleeping...what a long night but simultaneously a great one.

-Gav

You can spell simultaneously - therefore you are now sober again. Congrats :)

[bottlerocket]

Even when I'm drunk/high I can spell and type perfectly. I post on here stoned and drunk as hell all the time.

-Gav

[snoop-au]

he he - yeah kinda noticed :)

EDIT: night (again)

[Polyamarous]

Well I got drunk last night as well.
Isn't this dandy?

[ebe9]

Even when I'm drunk/high I can spell and type perfectly. I post on here stoned and drunk as hell all the time.

-Gav


- Your consciencious and upstanding moderators are here for your saftey -



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[Rollo47]

Man, I have mega-G.A.S.

At the moment, the list looks something like this
Ibanez BTB1206e
Cort B5fl
Fender Reggie Hamilton Jazz Bass
a 2x12 cab of some kind

[ebe9]

Man, I have mega-G.A.S.

At the moment, the list looks something like this
Ibanez BTB1206e
Cort B5fl
Fender Reggie Hamilton Jazz Bass
a 2x12 cab of some kind


I will agree on the Cort B5FL, I have the 4 string version.

Great little bass for the price.

Maybe have a look at the David Eden 2X12

[User Name]

Hey.

I have work in an hour.

[ebe9]

^^^ sounds fantastic.


I am sitting on my arse and planning on staying that way

[Left Shoe]

sup

[Moon Flavor]

sup
Hey:wave:

[ebe9]

sup


:wave:

rather dead tonight, no?

[Moon Flavor]

:wave:

rather dead tonight, no?
no.

Or do I mean yes?

:wave:

[ebe9]

no.

Or do I mean yes?

:wave:


zaphod bebblebrox and the heart of gold disagree

[Moon Flavor]

zaphod bebblebrox and the heart of gold disagree
Get a job you whore.









:confused:

[ebe9]

Get a job you whore.









:confused:



Surely calling me a "whore" implies that I have a job.

[BenJammin]

So who's read Frankenstein before?

[Akira]

zaphod bebblebrox and the heart of gold disagree
Hitchhikers FTW.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Lucky Number Slevin will be out on DVD this Tuesday, make sure to see it.

[Akira]

My friend has been telling me how good that was.

[:amaze:]

aloha.




:amaze:

[BenJammin]

Lucky Number Slevin will be out on DVD this Tuesday, make sure to see it.

That was a good movie.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Howdy Luke. :wave:
How's it going?

[Spaceman Spiff]

By the way, in case anyone cares, Primus is going on tour.
November 01st Austin, TX - Music Hall
November 03rd Houston, TX - Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
November 04th Dallas, TX - Will Rogers Auditorium
November 06th Atlanta, GA - Tabernacle
November 08th Washington, DC - DAR Constitution Hall
November 09th New York, NY - Roseland
November 10th Philadelphia, PA - Tower Theatre
November 12th Boston, MA - Orpheum Theatre
November 14th Detroit, MI - State Theatre
November 15th Toronto, ON - Kool Haus
November 17th Chicago, IL - Aragon Ballroom
November 18th Milwaukee, WI - Eagles Ballroom
November 19th Minneapolis, MN - Orpheum Theatre
November 21st Denver, CO - Fillmore
November 28th Eugene, OR - Hult Center
November 29th Vancouver, BC - Orpheum Theatre
November 30th Seattle, WA - Paramount Theatre
December 02nd Berkeley, CA - Berkeley Community Theatre
December 03rd Sacramento, CA - Memorial Auditorium
December 05th San Jose, CA - San Jose Civic Center
December 06th Los Angeles, CA - Palladium
December 08th San Diego, CA - Rimac
December 09th Phoenix, AZ - Mesa Amphitheatre

[:amaze:]

doin alright ... played massive beer pong last night (198 cups for one game). i just woke up surprisingly without a hangover.

woah, i'm gonna have to try and get to that show in detroit.




:amaze:

[Spaceman Spiff]

I'll hopefully be at the one in Toronto. I'd love to see them again.

[:amaze:]

i haven't seen them before ... hopefully i can find one or two people to go with me.




:amaze:

[Spaceman Spiff]

I was lucky enough to see them on the Tour De Fromage, Sailing The Seas Of Cheese live was amazing. :D

Even if no one will go with you, you should probably go to the concert.

[Ting]

Afternoon everyone.

[:amaze:]

I was lucky enough to see them on the Tour De Fromage, Sailing The Seas Of Cheese live was amazing. :D

Even if no one will go with you, you should probably go to the concert.


yeah but if i got someone to go with me, i wouldnt have to pay for all the gas to get there and such.




:amaze:

[Left Shoe]

im soooooo tired, how is everyone else

[BenJammin]

im soooooo tired, how is everyone else

Tired and hungover.

[Radiobass81]

Luke: I've been wonderng where you've been.

[Left Shoe]

Tired and hungover.
were sort of in the same place, i took 4 vicodin and a xanax last night....blaaaaaaaaaah

[BenJammin]

were sort of in the same place, i took 4 vicodin and a xanax last night....blaaaaaaaaaah

Haha. I just drank a lot. I found out finally why my girlfriend dumped me--to go lusting after some other dude. Like, they started dating/****ing within 2 days of her breaking up with me. So... while already drunk, I just drank some more.

[Left Shoe]

Haha. I just drank a lot. I found out finally why my girlfriend dumped me--to go lusting after some other dude. Like, they started dating/****ing within 2 days of her breaking up with me. So... while already drunk, I just drank some more.
drinking to cope =/= good

[BenJammin]

drinking to cope =/= good

Yeah, I know. I was already drunk when I found out, so it seemed like the logical thing to do at the time.

[Ting]

Oh god...I'm playing online poker and two people are trying to have cyber sex over the chat program...WHile playing poker!!!

[Spaceman Spiff]

Oh god...I'm playing online poker and two people are trying to have cyber sex over the chat program...WHile playing poker!!!
Tell them that you're masturbating.

[Ting]

Tell them that you're masturbating.
I don't like making other people aware.

[:amaze:]

Luke: I've been wonderng where you've been.


well i was rarely online during the summer, but now that i'm at school with high speed internet and more free time, i'll be here more regularly.




:amaze:

[PietroCrespi]

Oh god...I'm playing online poker and two people are trying to have cyber sex over the chat program...WHile playing poker!!!

You should just randomly join in and start doing sick stuff like bondage or whatever.

[FunkMetalBass]

You're just an alcoholic, Ben. No shame in that.

[BenJammin]

You're just an alcoholic, Ben. No shame in that.

<_<

>_>

Shh.

[FunkMetalBass]

You should just randomly join in and start doing sick stuff like bondage or whatever.

I.F.: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
jap_gurli: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
I.F.: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
jap_gurli: haha, ok lets go.
jap_gurli: : i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
I.F.: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
jap_gurli: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
jap_gurli: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
I.F.: : Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
jap_gurli: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
I.F.: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ***.
jap_gurli: stop, cmon be serious.
I.F.: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***.
I.F.: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
jap_gurli: thats it.
I.F.: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
I.F.: Goddam am I hard now.

[FunkMetalBass]

You should just randomly join in and start doing sick stuff like bondage or whatever.

I.F.: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Jenny20fny: mmmm, okay.
I.F.: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Jenny20fny: Yeah I like it rough.
I.F.: I smack you thick booty.
Jenny20fny: Oh yeah, that feels good.
I.F.: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
I.F.: I make some toast and eat it off your ***. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Jenny20fny: you like that?
I.F.: I peel some bananas.
Jenny20fny: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
I.F.: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Jenny20fny: Peanuts?
I.F.: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Jenny20fny: What are you talking about?
I.F.: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Jenny20fny: This is stupid.
I.F.: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
I.F.: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
I.F.: Yeeaahhhh.
Jenny20fny: /ignore
I.F.: Its cool stone cold she was a #@%$! anyway.
I.F.: We get on tricycles and ride into the sunset

-She blocked me...-

[Ting]

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, a black leather mini skirt and high heeled boots. I am tanned and very buffed. I workout everyday. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

Wellhung: I'm 6'3 and about 250 lb. I wear glasses and have on a pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I'm also wearing an old T-shirt, it's got some barbecue sauce stains on it and it smells kind of funny.

Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?

Wellhung: OK

Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my nightstand. I look up into your eyes and I'm smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and I begin to feel your huge swelling bulge.

Wellhung: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat.

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

Wellhung: Now, I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.

Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.

Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and I'm sliding it softly off.

Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off of my warm body. I'm rubbing your bulge faster now, rubbing and pulling.

Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and tears a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.

Sweetheart: That's, OK. It wasn't really too expensive.

Wellhung: I'll pay for it.

Sweetheart: Don't worry about it! I'm wearing a lacy black bra, my soft breasts are rising and falling as I breathe harder and harder.

Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp of your bra, I think it's stuck. Do you have scissors?

Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly, I reach behind my back and undo the clasp. My bra slides off. The cool air caresses my breasts, my nipples are erect for you.

Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby, I just want to feel your tongue all over me.

Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts They're neat!

Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.

Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.

Sweetheart: WHAT?

Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.

Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off of my breasts with the remains of my blouse.

Wellhung: I'm taking your sopping wet blouse from you and throwing it in the corner of the room.

Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing your hard tool.

Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman! Your hands are cold! Yeee!

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.

Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out and nibbling on you. ummm, wait a second.

Sweetheart: What's the matter?

Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.

Sweetheart: Are you OK?

Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.

Sweetheart: Is there anything I can do to help?

Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen. Choking wildly. Looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups??

Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink!

Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There that's better.

Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.

Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.

Sweetheart: I'm aching for you lover.

Wellhung: Now I'm drying the cup. I'm putting it back in the cabinet and now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait it's dark, I'm lost. Where is the bedroom?

Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

Wellhung: I found it.

Sweetheart: I'm tugging off your pants. I want you so badly.

Wellhung: Me too.

Sweetheart: I kiss you passionately. Our naked bodies pressed against each other.

Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

Sweetheart: Why don't you take your glasses off?

Wellhung: OK. But I can't see very well. I'm placing my glasses on the nightstand.

Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me baby!

Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly to the bathroom

Sweetheart: Hurry back lover.

Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet and lift the lid.

Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle.......uh-oh!

Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

Wellhung: I just realized I peed in your hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bed now. Blindly feeling my way.

Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.

Wellhung: Now I'm going to put my, you know, thing in your umm, woman's thing.

Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, Baby! Do it!

Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. Ma'am, I'm having a little problem here.

Sweetheart: I'm moving my *** back and forth. I can't wait another second. Slide it in! Screw me!

Wellhung: I'm flaccid.

Sweetheart: WHAT?

Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.

Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener all floppy. I'm looking for my glasses to see what the problem is.

Sweetheart: NO! Never mind. I'm getting dressed, I'm putting on my underwear and my wet nasty blouse.

Wellhung: No wait. I can't find the night table. I'm reaching across the dresser, knocking off cans of hairspray, your picture frames and your candles.

Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. I'm putting on my shoes.

Wellhung: Now I've found my glasses. My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain! The curtain is on fire. I'm pointing at it with a shocked look on my face.

Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, LOSER!

Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Nooooooo!

USER 'SWEETHEART' HAS LOGGED OFF

[FunkMetalBass]

You should just randomly join in and start doing sick stuff like bondage or whatever.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 C0ck of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

[FunkMetalBass]

POST 237 Pt. II

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie pr0n you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

[BenJammin]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Akira]

O.o

[Jimbobntnr]

that's ****'s funny.

[FunkMetalBass]

LEGEND OF THE BLOOD NINJA!!!!

http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

[Efrim]

Afternoon.
Who wants to recommend food for me?

[:amaze:]

mac and cheese.




:amaze:

[FunkMetalBass]

^

That sounds SOOO good right now...

[Pinhead13]

!!!
There is less than 4 minutes left in an ebay auction...and I can't decide if I should buy a jazz bass

[Polyamarous]

Yes.

[JodyLecompte]

Sweet! I got two hours of overtime, I may be able to snag 30 hourts on my paycheck

[:amaze:]

doesnt overtime mean more than 40 hours?



:amaze:

[sr800bkBassist]

Holy ****...Tool in concert = EFFING FANTASTIC!

During "The Pot" though, some dip**** in the audience decided to throw a bottle at Maynard. He left and didn't come back until half way through the next song ("Forty-Six & 2").

Why are some people just out to ruin a good show? Seriously. Tool would be the kind of band to pack up and leave because somebody did that.
i think it's more Tool's fault for being little bitches about it. if i got a bottle thrown at me i'd just cuss at him and keep playing.