Movies That Should Never Be Made

[Scoot]

Spinoff time!

Post away.

Bruce Almighty 2: Evan Almighty

oh wait...

[Strum]

no way!

this movie is going to rock

[Scoot]

Steve Carrell is awesome but this movie really doesn't need a sequel.

[Salivation]

Pirates of the Caribean

oh wait they made those already

/shouldnt have

[Hebrew Hammer]

Another Bring it On sequel.

[BlastFunk03]

A romantic comedy about necrofelia, starring John Lovitz.

[Electronic Wolf]

Good Burger 2.

[Junooni]

Doom.

owait

[Chrizzle fo' Shizzle]

A romantic comedy about necrofelia, starring John Lovitz.

wtf that would pwn

[Jacaranda]

Um. Running With Scissors movie but sadly they are doing it and either it will suck and leave out half the book or be rated X or whatever. Either way I'll have no interest in watching it.

[magicbus]

Doom, Bruce Almighty, and Jackass.

And Good Burger 2 and Pirates Caribbean.

[Dinosawesome]

Worms on a Helicopter.

[pitchfork]

Snakes on a plane, that movie sucked.

[Meatplow]

The Simpsons movie

[Pop music sucks]

^ a winnar

I also agree that it shouldn't have been made.

Same with X-Men: Last Stand, at least, not with whom Fox chose as director and screenplay writer replacements.

[bwbw]

Most sequals.

[evaworcim]

brokeback mountain 2

[unknownsoldier12]

that new Jackass looks fukking amazing. TAKE IT BACK :angry:

[ChodaBoy]

Ace Ventura 3, no Carrey = terrible idea

[Happy]

Metal Gear solid.

[evaworcim]

metal gear solid would be cool, although it could never compete with the actual game, so it shouldn't be done

[BlastFunk03]

Good Burger 2.



that is incorrect, good sir.

[onetwo3]

The new Back To The Future and Indiana Jones films.

[bwbw]

Little Man

[Trojan Kahn]

Rambo 4....lol

[team_racket]

new die hard sounds poo.

[EightMilesHigh]

Little Man and Date Movie should have been left on the cutting room floor.

and all these annoying preteen chick flicks like sleepover and a cinderella story shouldn't be made.

[Kithkin]

Um. Running With Scissors movie but sadly they are doing it and either it will suck and leave out half the book or be rated X or whatever. Either way I'll have no interest in watching it.

There is very little in that book that would need to be cut to maintain an R rating, save perhaps the actual depictions of sex with older men. Dry would make a better movie but at least RwS has an overreaching narrative. Magical Thinking would make a bad movie.

The Simpsons movie

Unless Matt Groaning writes for it. Which he is.



Another Narnia movie.
Another HitchHikers guide movie.
Anything Uwe Boll has a hand in.

[The Jungler]

Napoleon Dynamite 2 should never be made.

[knox]

yeah most sequels

[Avalanche.]

Where are you guys getting all these future movies? I haven't seen any previews.

[Salivation]

Where are you guys getting all these future movies? I haven't seen any previews.

Canada.

[Pop music sucks]

Or Eastern Europe.

Latvia ftw

sounds like some part of the female anatomy

"I nailed the latvia soooo hard she spazzed out and squirted like a river!"

[Salivation]

Or Eastern Europe.

Latvia ftw

sounds like some part of the female anatomy

"I nailed the latvia soooo hard she spazzed out and squirted like a river!"

I was being sarcastic

and

thats sick

[Pop music sucks]

so was I

and the allusion still works.

[Salivation]

lolz

[Dinosawesome]

Ew Godzilla fo sho. It just doesn't end!

[Surtr]

I wouldn't mind another Hitchhikers Guide movie, though it of course will never match the book. But it was still a good movie.

But agreed on almost all things mentioned here.

Especially the Narnia one and Napolean Dynamite 2

[Scoot]

Ugh, Napoleon Dynamite 2 is due out within the next year and a half.

[Meatplow]

Ugh, Napoleon Dynamite 2 is due out within the next year and a half.

I think it'll be good and bad in equal measures.

[_R2D2_]

Little Man and Date Movie should have been left on the cutting room floor.

and all these annoying preteen chick flicks like sleepover and a cinderella story shouldn't be made.

i completely hear you. with three little sisters i know how annoying they can be.

[Quirky Turkey]

No more Scary Movie films... please

[MattSharpIsCool]

^ Agreed

A movie about babies that doesnt involve them being feasted on. Or at the very least, packed into crates and shipped to the jungles of the Congo.

Add those parts to the movie, and it becomes incredible.

[Meatplow]

....this is spinal cord

[Dimebag Johnny Patton]

A romantic-drama about a gay love affair between siamese twins...one of which is a cripple and the other one a midget music teacher stuck to his knee.

["Freshly Baked"]

No more ehh, Bush is Satan movies
No more movies making profits off of 9/11, it's only been 5 years, we dont need 2 movies in one year
Anything that doesn't have Morgan Freeman, Chazz Paleminteri, Eva Mendes,or Steve Carrell.
Spoof Films (LAy off those for 4-5 years and they'll be funny again)

[rippa32]

Mad Max 4, they really should have ended that series at the second.

[Raiven]

Anything involving M night Shamathing.

Hollywood remakes, kthx leave the films as they were.

[EightMilesHigh]

Anything involving M night Shamathing.

YES

[Volumnius Flush]

Herbie

that movie with Lindsay Lohan.

Cars

Free Willy

The Lion King

[pikester]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0843873/

That one. I saw it in the video store and was briefly tempted to rent it. Then I realised that's what they wanted. So I didn't.

[fghtffyrdmns]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0843873/

That one. I saw it in the video store and was briefly tempted to rent it. Then I realised that's what they wanted. So I didn't.

I almost rented that just for the laugh.

[Salivation]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0843873/

That one. I saw it in the video store and was briefly tempted to rent it. Then I realised that's what they wanted. So I didn't.


hahaha i saw that in a FANGORIA magazine