My girlfriend doesnt understand mx :-/

[eatmyshorts]

So I start telling her about something funny that I read (it was johns stupid comment about big cocks and tight pussys ftw) and she didnt understand :confused:. I then told her some other fun things but she just shakes her head and calls me a loser. And she seems to think I talk **** about her on here...."what else are you saying about me on here" (SHE JUST SAID THIS). Discuss women and how they don't get things like mx and video games...

[FIGHTCRIMEALLTHETIME]

which one is this the one you knocked up or the one you cheated on

[eatmyshorts]

shhh she's right behind me <_<

[Tillmon]

So I start telling her about something funny that I read (it was johns stupid comment about big cocks and tight pussys ftw) and she didnt understand :confused:. I then told her some other fun things but she just shakes her head and calls me a loser. And she seems to think I talk **** about her on here...."what else are you saying about me on here" (SHE JUST SAID THIS). Discuss women and how they don't get things like mx and video games...

Obviously you didn't mention cod's pictures of him pooping his pants.

[eatmyshorts]

Obviously you didn't mention cod's pictures of him pooping his pants.

I missed that one :(. I saw the pictures of his back peircing/back fat but I missed the poop pictures :upset:.

[Crazy and Stupid]

Girlfriends and mx don't mix well. Keep them apart.

[eatmyshorts]

Girlfriends and mx don't mix well. Keep them apart.

No I think you're thinking of matches and gas...Match in the gas tank. BOOM BOOM

[Kenny_Fever]

My girlfriend made me join Gaia.

[eatmyshorts]

My girlfriend made me join Gaia.

Whats that? Sounds gay :-/

[Kenny_Fever]

Whats that? Sounds gay :-/

Yeah, well it's like a forum for people who are into Anime and stuff (Which I am not, so I was hesitant to join). You create your own anime characters as your avatars. I only ever go on when she says "oh come in here." But it really makes her happy, so yeah.

[Congratulations]

Man, no one gets MX. Anytime I say anything funny about something I read on here, people look at me like I'm a loser.

[Kenny_Fever]

Yeah I got that too. And I spend a lot of time here (unfortunately) so I have lots of funny stories from here, and people just start to think that it's my life.

[Trigger_003]

Discuss women and how they don't get things like mx and video games...
Mmm, I sure don't get mx... <_<

I sorta talk about things on mx too much as well. But a few of my mates are on here too so it doesn't really matter.

But yeah, I guess I don't get video games. imho, I'd rather be doing something that enhances my life. After several hours bent over a controller, what have you really achieved?

[Retrovertigo]

Luckily I have some friends who go on MX, or at least used to, so it's all good :cool:

[evaworcim]

But yeah, I guess I don't get video games. imho, I'd rather be doing something that enhances my life. After several hours bent over a controller, what have you really achieved?

entertainment

[niobium]

So I start telling her about something funny that I read (it was johns stupid comment about big cocks and tight pussys ftw) and she didnt understand :confused:. I then told her some other fun things but she just shakes her head and calls me a loser. And she seems to think I talk **** about her on here...."what else are you saying about me on here" (SHE JUST SAID THIS). Discuss women and how they don't get things like mx and video games...****ing busted.

[evaworcim]

shhh she's right behind me <_<

more so busted

[MXicanDrummer]

Girlfriends and mx don't mix well. Keep them apart.


*shudder* bad memories

I hoped nobody remembered my particluar incident with my ex being on here, but apperently those in the L&R have good memories.

[Nadinus]

As a general rule, I keep the internet very seperate from my life. In the end, no one's gonna find funny something which happened online.

[Surtr]

As a general rule, I keep the internet very seperate from my life. In the end, no one's gonna find funny something which happened online.
I will!

And..For me..the internet IS my life. So keeping the apart at times can be rather difficult.

But yeah, Girlfriends and such don't get Mx. Let's face it, to them we're just losers :(

[Nadinus]

No offence, but I'm guessing the majority of guys here don't have gfs, or they wouldn't be here so much. Same applies to me - I mean, if I got a bf right now the internet would be the last thing on my mind.

[unknownsoldier12]

Ive told my girl some stories about MX, and she gets 'em. If I tell her about people talking sh!t on me, she says "Oh, they are a bunch of losers, dont pay any attension to them..."


yup, she definitely understands MX

[Surtr]

No offence, but I'm guessing the majority of guys here don't have gfs, or they wouldn't be here so much. Same applies to me - I mean, if I got a bf right now the internet would be the last thing on my mind.
That's true.

Either that, or we're all using time machines to live 2 seperate lives...We go on teh internetz all day and then we just turn back time and hang out with our girlfriends all day..<_< >_>

Or maybe teh internetz has fried my brain?

To poster above: Your girlfriend must not be real, because as you can see, Girls don't get Mx :rolleyes: Just kiddin' lol.

[unknownsoldier12]

I post at work while she's at work. My two worlds never collide that way :lol:

[Surtr]

I post at work while she's at work. My two worlds never collide that way :lol:
Good thinking :thumb:

I sit at home and post all day, because A) I don't have a girlfriend and the girl I like has been away all summer and B) Why the hell not?

[g°®†]

No offence, but I'm guessing the majority of guys here don't have gfs, or they wouldn't be here so much. Same applies to me - I mean, if I got a bf right now the internet would be the last thing on my mind.



I post alot during the week when I'm at work.

On the weekends, I post very little.


no gf


All I'm good for is random play. Someone said that I fear emotional attachment or some shizz like that.

[Phill]

wtf girls can't use the internets.

[Surtr]

wtf girls can't use the internets.
OMFG! I forgot about that! He's right! :eek:

[Who's the Boss?]

yea my seven wives dont understand mx

[Kif]

If something funny happened on MX, I will cover the story by saying someone I knew did it. Of course, it has to be someone who the person I'm telling the story to doesn't know.

[TojesDolan]

My friends think it's stupid that I post at the internets, no matter where.

...

I love you guys nonetheless. ^_________^

[rik]

Discuss women and how they don't get things like mx and video games...
Me and my girlfriend play prince of persia together, we own at that game.

[Nadinus]

wtf girls can't use the internets.

oh yeah I forgot it's not actually me the internet I'm having to employ someone to type this out for me...

[Pariah]

So I start telling her about something funny that I read (it was johns stupid comment about big cocks and tight pussys ftw) and she didnt understand :confused:.

To be fair, that post wasn't all that funny.

[Klown]

john ur pretty funny

[TojesDolan]

John I think you are a sexy Californian.

[Klown]

he also eats kittens i have pix

[Pariah]

why did this turn to a pity john thread :-/

[Klown]

john lives in the ghetto and sometimes has to eat mouldy bread

send £10 to the Save John association today and help a child in need

[semi]

can i sponsor a john?

[Klown]

you can sponsor my john

[semi]

does it spit?

[TojesDolan]

he also eats kittens i have pix
I've seen that

Catophagist lol

[Klown]

does it spit?
only at the ladies

[semi]

ok i will be sending £10 a month in the psot and i expect a letter from my john. and maybe a smiling photo with some of the benefits my money brings.

[eatmyshorts]

It was kinda funny john in contrast to the other posts.

[funluvinhobo]

ok i will be sending £10 a month in the psot and i expect a letter from my john. and maybe a smiling photo with some of the benefits my money brings.

lol psot



twat:p

[MattyBlade]

If your girlfriends not an internet nerd she aint gonna like it fyi.

[purplefeet]

lol, true.

I tell no one I use mx.

[Congratulations]

What? Are you ashamed of MX?

[metalicajaymz]

Yeah, well it's like a forum for people who are into Anime and stuff (Which I am not, so I was hesitant to join). You create your own anime characters as your avatars. I only ever go on when she says "oh come in here." But it really makes her happy, so yeah.

lmfao why are you dating that thing

[Bad Blood]

My girl doesn't get it either.

If I tell anyone I use it, they think i'm sad.

[TojesDolan]

People in general don't understand the interents.

Or why Tojes is on the interent at all.

[Interstate]

My g/f doesn't know MX exists :eek:

[Liebensaft]

I hate when awesome things happen on mx/on soulseek, and I can't describe the events to real people.

[Kenny_Fever]

lmfao why are you dating that thing

uh... because

[Rusty Shackleford]

i met my girlfriend on mx

[Kenny_Fever]

for serious?

[Rusty Shackleford]

yes

[Aklerc]

So this thread is basically code for 'Ha I have a girlfriend IRL you all suck lol'. amirite?

[Congratulations]

Pretty much. I know my self-esteem was lowered.

[Aklerc]

one two freeeee

[i am the robots]

So I start telling her about something funny that I read (it was johns stupid comment about big cocks and tight pussys ftw) and she didnt understand :confused:. I then told her some other fun things but she just shakes her head and calls me a loser. And she seems to think I talk **** about her on here...."what else are you saying about me on here" (SHE JUST SAID THIS). Discuss women and how they don't get things like mx and video games...

Women have boobies.

[bumblebeebass]

im a woman...im on mx...and i like video games...ummm did i miss something

[Retrovertigo]

you play an instrument

[bumblebeebass]

yeah a few what does that have to do with anything:confused:

[Aklerc]

She's a liar. There are no girls on the internet. And girls are too stupid to play instruments.

[TojesDolan]

yeah a few what does that have to do with anything:confused:
MXTABS

OK yeah I thought so as well.

She's a liar. There are no girls on the internet. And girls are too stupid to play instruments.

Bitter bitter silly fish
make upon the star a wish

[bumblebeebass]

oh yeah, im smart like that i still don't understand what that has to do with me liking video games but ok

[fwqhgads ²]

;p;

[TojesDolan]

ummm did i miss something

you play an instrument


yeah a few what does that have to do with anything

MXTABS

i still don't understand what that has to do with me liking video games but ok

OMG how intertwined!

:-*

[Zmev]

ok yer a good guy and all ems, but how many girlfriends have you had in the span of your mx career?

[666Ozzfan]

My gf is on the forums! YAY, I'm the lucky one!!!!

[Retrovertigo]

OMG how intertwined!

:-*

how much rep must i spread before i rep you again

or is this just a hypothetical question because you dont know

[bumblebeebass]

*feels dumb leaves thread to annoy in another

[Trojan Kahn]

So I start telling her about something funny that I read (it was johns stupid comment about big cocks and tight pussys ftw) and she didnt understand :confused:. I then told her some other fun things but she just shakes her head and calls me a loser. And she seems to think I talk **** about her on here...."what else are you saying about me on here" (SHE JUST SAID THIS). Discuss women and how they don't get things like mx and video games...

you dont discuss video games with your gf...

[Rusty Shackleford]

*takes two clocks out leaves planet in the bush

[Aklerc]

MXTABS

OK yeah I thought so as well.



Bitter bitter silly fish
make upon the star a wish
*wishes for girlfriend to fall from sky*

:(

[Aaron]

:cool: Girlfriends and mx don't mix well. Keep them apart.123. my girlfriend read my entire postcount once and then emailed me her favourite bits.. including stuff about her. hah

[TojesDolan]

how much rep must i spread before i rep you again

or is this just a hypothetical question because you dont know
I don't know. I can't do that either with you, haha.

I've been cautious with mine, though. I give out a fair share of happy toejam electrolitic e-juice.

*feels dumb leaves thread to annoy in another

:) :-*

*wishes for girlfriend to fall from sky*

:(

Silly toejam wishes for a female in his life
as well, for vag¡na fails to come from
the skies, all wet and available for him or her.
Silly toejam travels through life, and
he is falling for a girl he knows, but drama
could unleash if he tries to make a move.

Silly toejam, meant to be alone.
Silly, beautiful fish meant to be alone.

How somber the world
has become for us.

[Aklerc]

I don't know. I can't do that either with you, haha.

I've been cautious with mine, though. I give out a fair share of happy toejam electrolitic e-juice.



:) :-*



Silly toejam wishes for a female in his life
as well, for vag¡na fails to come from
the skies, all wet and available for him or her.
Silly toejam travels through life, and
he is falling for a girl he knows, but drama
could unleash if he tries to make a move.

Silly toejam, meant to be alone.
Silly, beautiful fish meant to be alone.

How somber the world
has become for us.
:( I don't want to be alone!!

[Pariah]

:( I don't want to be alone!!

then come cuddle up next to me- uhh my sister...

[Aklerc]

*cuddles*

:)

[TojesDolan]

:( I don't want to be alone!!
Love will come through for you.


Now for tojeam...

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

No one really knows.

I make a lot of music so they think I focus on that. I do, but less than they think somewhat.

I never tell people about this place on purpose. I try not to think of it.

[Shell]

If my bf knew about mx he would either think it was really really cool, or really really gay.

So I don't tell him about it.

[A-Unit]

wut the fok is an mx leuik seriusly u r a luzr

[purplefeet]

What? Are you ashamed of MX?

Not ashamed, but I dont go out of my way to tell people I use an internet forum.

[RNR]

MX is a world by itself. "put it in her butt" gets me no laughs in real life. Only strange looks.

[metalicajaymz]

in concept MX is not that lame, it's just talking to people about music or whatever

however it's the internet so obviously it is that lame

[funluvinhobo]

I dont tell my girlfriend or friends about MX...if I say a story fro mhere I just say that I read it on the net or some guy I know told me it.

[purplefeet]

I havent seen anything worth mentioning, to anyone who doesnt use mx, in a long time

[funluvinhobo]

well ive seen loads of links and music and stuff....but i havent erallbeen here much lately

[HNLzero]

Yeah my girlfriend calls this forum a bunch of music losers.

[paco999]

I don't think I know anyone in real life who actually knows about MX which is kinda sad come to think about it :(

[Pariah]

I don't think I know anyone in real life [...] which is kinda sad come to think about it :(

aww :(

[purplefeet]

I don't think I know anyone in real life who actually knows about MX which is kinda sad come to think about it :(

How is that sad? I dont know anyone and it doesnt bother me.

[paco999]

How is that sad? I dont know anyone and it doesnt bother me.

I'm not sure... spite the forum being rather popular, you'd expect at least someone you know in real life who has proably bumped into it a couple times...you know... I bet there are but I probably don't know that they know that this site exists.

[chorbalan]

Not ashamed, but I dont go out of my way to tell people I use an internet forum.

You will burn for not spreading the holy word.

[Kif]

The only people I know who know I come on here is a band whose website I posted on here and said it was crap. That apparently warrants for being a douche and saying I hate their band and them.

[purplefeet]

You will burn for not spreading the holy word.

Thats cool.

[KRASH]

yeah...my sister or any girls i talk to about mx dont understand

[pitchfork]

Good for me I don't have a girlfreind at the moment, going round sewing seeds atm :naughty:

[MrConeman]

My brother is the only one I tell about internet funnies, because he's on forums too, and understands, anyone else I wouldn't tell unless they frequent forums, because they just wont get it, and I'll make myself look stupid.

[Ando!]

Mx is not for daisy headed girlfriends, Mx is all about scientific progress, as demonstrated by this thread:

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=475742

[camelfarmer]

Hey my girlfriend doesn't find monty python funny. Monty ****ing python. But I live with it.

[unknownsoldier12]

are we talking "Flying Circus" or the highly acclaimed full-length films?

[camelfarmer]

... and the holy grail.

[unknownsoldier12]

that is absurd

[eatmyshorts]

Hey my girlfriend doesn't find monty python funny. Monty ****ing python. But I live with it.

HOLY CRAP! Mine either. I showed her Holy grail and she didnt find it at all entertaining :(

[Mr. Ron]

HOLY CRAP! Mine either. I showed her Holy grail and she didnt find it at all entertaining :(
Burn her alive.

[Congratulations]

You guys need to dump the dead weight and find some women that have a sense of humour.

[_R2D2_]

^^123

[Chaindrive]

You guys need to dump the dead weight and find some women that have a sense of humour.

:lol::lol::lol:

That a good enough sense of humor for ya?

:D

[Rolie Polie Oli Hebert]

rofl @ people admitting to posting on MX.

Idiots.

[pitchfork]

Monty python sucks, the only two I actually found slightly amusing are life of brian and "spanish inquisition".
and the blokes who kept syaing they had it worse but that was copied anyway. They weren't actually physically laugh out loud funny. Entertaining maybe, not funny.

There are some **** comedians out there man, come on people like eddie izzard oh ha ha ha very funny why have you got a head like a dwarf?
Wankers.

[camelfarmer]

You can't say comedy sucks. It's too subjective. Now on the other hand I can say 'you're an oaf', cause it's true.

[eatmyshorts]

You can't say comedy sucks. It's too subjective. Now on the other hand I can say 'you're an oaf', cause it's true.

Nice, that's not a very common insult. :). I still havnt seen life of brian or spanish inquisition or meaning of life :(

[camelfarmer]

I liked life of brian. I didn't like the meaning of life. I haven't seen the other one.

[unknownsoldier12]

I like "and now for something complete different" the best

[Jude]

Yeah, well it's like a forum for people who are into Anime and stuff (Which I am not, so I was hesitant to join). You create your own anime characters as your avatars. I only ever go on when she says "oh come in here." But it really makes her happy, so yeah.
A girl who makes you join an anime forum is not worth dating.

[g°®†]

10 bucks says that his girlfriend IS an anime character.



:smash:

[here comes the bird flu]

A girl who makes you join an anime forum is not worth dating.
This is the truth

[AG]

rofl @ people admitting to posting on MX.

Idiots.

123 on that one.

My best friend only just found out I mod here.

[g°®†]

My friends know but as far as they're concerned, I'm talking about guitars and not ph34ring the laundry machine