movies that aren't rated R, but should be

[metalicajaymz]

Remember the Titans for intense football action

Cars for scenes of driving

Beetlejuice for ghostly tomfoolery and mishaps

Forrest Gump for reckless behavior including running

[DanD]

i don't think any of those should be rated R

[Pariah]

Big Cocks ****ing Tight Holes IV for speaking out of turn

[metalicajaymz]

Rat Race for use of money

Like Mike for racially-motivated basketball

[EightMilesHigh]

Tommy for scenes of pinball

Kazaam for insinuating that all black people are genies

[allalone]

i don't think any of those should be rated R
I think his avatar explains it all.

[silicon71]

Pooh's Heffalump Movie for racism against Christopher Robins

[metalicajaymz]

Pirates of the Caribbean for reckless boat use

Anchorman for graphic reporting

Nacho Libre for glorification of Mexico

101 Dalmatians for wonton dog ownership

Mary Poppins for scenes of women on film

[EightMilesHigh]

Toy Story for playing

Star Wars for scenes of wookies

Bob Dylan: No Direction Home for workin' on maggie's farm

Edward Scissorhands for reckless gardening

[allalone]

Back Door Sluts 9 for being the most hardcore animal photographso ever made...

[metalicajaymz]

Lady in the Water for severe water

Spy Kids for multiple counts of children in a film

Anaconda for snakes on a boat

Babe: Pig in the City for talking animals and offense to nature

Meet the Parents for heterosexual dating

[BJ_maddog]

Say It Isn't So for scenes of bovine abuse

[metalicajaymz]

Bring it On for events related to and including school spirit

The Grinch for portrayal of a holiday

Ferris Beuler's Day Off for extreme use of landmarks

Air Bud for dog crimes

[BJ_maddog]

Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Doom for sad, heartwrenching scenes

Predator for muscular handshakes

[Trojan Kahn]

Remember the Titans for intense football action

Cars for scenes of driving

Beetlejuice for ghostly tomfoolery and mishaps

Forrest Gump for reckless behavior including running

remember the titans was made by disney....enough said.

cars......

beetlejuice...horrible movie

forrest gump...great movie, i see no point of making it rated R

[EightMilesHigh]

Zoolander for scenes of modeling

The Music Man for unauthorized dance numbers

O Brother Where Art Thou for glamorizing the depression

Fiddler On The Roof for having jews

[allalone]

This thread really isn't funny anymore. Actually it was never funny to begin with.

[Shell]

National Lampoon's Vacation for moose abuse

[allalone]

National Lampoon's Vacation for moose abuse
Please don't add to the thread. Not YOU!!!! :(

[Shell]

Please don't add to the thread. Not YOU!!!! :(

hahaha... see how long it actually took me to come up with something?
don't worry, I won't be contributing any more :p

[EightMilesHigh]

remember the titans was made by disney....enough said.

cars......

beetlejuice...horrible movie

forrest gump...great movie, i see no point of making it rated R

oh man kahn doesnt know whats what

[allalone]

hahaha... see how long it actually took me to come up with something?
don't worry, I won't be contributing any more :p
Good, or you get 30 lashings!

[Pete]

What I wanna know is what source metallicajaymz is riopping this off from in order to seem funny on the internet.

Also, I wanna know why he actually thought it'd work, since this is just so lame.

[metalicajaymz]

Rocky for punching with intent to win

The Lake House for scenes of love that cannot be

Lord of the Rings for epic storytelling

Mrs. Doubtfire for one instance of name changing

The Outsiders for severe rumbling

[metalicajaymz]

What I wanna know is what source metallicajaymz is riopping this off from in order to seem funny on the internet.

Also, I wanna know why he actually thought it'd work, since this is just so lame.

this idea is brilliant and one of my best

[Shell]

Good, or you get 30 lashings!

orly? :naughty:

[allalone]

orly? :naughty:
Except I don't have a whip...:naughty:

[allalone]

What I wanna know is what source metallicajaymz is riopping this off from in order to seem funny on the internet.

Also, I wanna know why he actually thought it'd work, since this is just so lame.
I concur, man named Pete who may be slightly overweight to slightly obese.

[Shell]

Except I don't have a whip...:naughty:

Then what....

oh...

haha :evil:

[Double You Awful]

hey i almost laughed at some of them does that count?

[allalone]

Then what....

oh...

haha :evil:
Or maybe the whip is my dick!!!!
















Maybe I shouldn't be as obvious next time...

[pulseczar]

Fahrenheit 9/11 for neg repping george w bush

[Pariah]

Or maybe the whip is my dick!!!!

Maybe I shouldn't be as obvious next time...

You couldn't even leave a bruise on a hemophiliac with that.

[allalone]

You couldn't even leave a bruise on a hemophiliac with that.
Watch me!

[Shell]

You couldn't even leave a bruise on a hemophiliac with that.

:lol:

[Hep Kat]

I laughed very hard at DMD's posts itt.



Very hard.

[metalicajaymz]

<3 to Hep Kat itt

[Shell]

I laughed very hard at DMD's posts itt.



Very hard.

wow....
that's lame

[Hep Kat]

wow....
that's lame

It's also true.



So...yeah.

[allalone]

wow....
that's lame
Uber lame.

[Dropsonde]

Commando

[Permanent Solution]

Nacho, close this.

[apple pie]

alot of TS movies are/were rated R

[superpeer]

Aladdin for repeated lamp rubbing.

/wins

[Amit]

snakes on a plane for a dangerous portrayal of black people doing things on a plane other than menial labour

[Jonzey]

mx: The movie for portraying mx users as funny, intelligent individuals.

Oh wait, that's wrong...

[BJ_maddog]

mx: The movie for portraying mx users as funny, intelligent individuals.

Oh wait, that's wrong...
woah do you subliminally reinforce your point in every post you make

[Nadinus]

Aladdin for repeated lamp rubbing.

/wins

:lol:

[Hababi]

The Lion King for violence language and sexuality and the work of Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Bambi for violence and tense situations and bad animation

[allalone]

Please... just stop.

[superpeer]

Bumping it will help achieve that very well. You don't have to post in this, you know.

[AlienEater]

But it's funny

[allalone]

Bumping it will help achieve that very well. You don't have to post in this, you know.
I didn't bump it.

[Hababi]

I didn't bump it.

Yeah you did, it was quiet for 10 minutes after I posted...



then you had to go and bump it


pfft

[Jonzey]

woah do you subliminally reinforce your point in every post you make
Yeah, otherwise people will be like ''wot? wossat? wot u torkin bowt? :S :S :S''

[allalone]

eh?

[The Frugal Gourmet]

Amistad for scenes of freedom

Friday Night Lights for helmetry

This Is Spinal Tap for excessive backstage travel

[Amit]

hercules for scenes of youthful rebellion

[DomtarOpaque]

You couldn't even leave a bruise on a hemophiliac with that.

:lol:
"you must spread rep..."

[niobium]

not as funny without italics mister frugal

[The Frugal Gourmet]

oh dear

[Turtle Soup]

Commando for being able to hold an M-60 with one hand and light off 3611371 rounds

[form]

lol trojan kahn itt

[Turtle Soup]

LOL old thread

i just checked the other page and back in 2006 i said commando also

hahahhahaha

[anticipatious_phoenix]

Nacho Libre for glorification of Mexico

This.

[JumpTheF**kUp]

I liked Nacho Libre :(


300 for taking itself seriously



oh wait...

[711]

Alice in Wonderland for heavy drug influence

The Ballad of Ricky Bobby for graphic use of the French

Napoleon Dynomite for extreme sexuality and substance abuse

[pitchfork]

Happiness, thats rated like 12 or something isn't it, some pretty disturbing stuff imo.

[sexymuffin]

Donnie Darko for discussions revolved around time travel
The Aviator for encouraging women to speak in films
Spiderman for scenes of nerds getting revenge

[Avalanche.]

Team America Rated R for graphic crude and sexual humor, violent images and strong language

Oh shi-

[myfingersareonfire]

Rocky II for inferior sequel
The Lion, Witch and the Wardobe for inclusion of Lion, Witch, and Wardobe
Hep Kat for mod

[Hedgedive]

FernGully: The Last Rainforest for graphic depiction of a bulldozer

The Fox and the Hound for mean hunters

The Lion King for scenes of lion-dying and bug-eating

[form]

Hep Kat for mod
lol

[EightMilesHigh]

Edward Scissorhands for scenes of scissors

[telemore]

The Lady and the Tramp for having a tramp

[Tha End]

Scarface for reckless accents
Syriana for George Clooney's beard
Kill Bill for portrayal of a woman-hero
Hotel Rwanda for hotel abuse

[MattyBlade]

[ITALY-ICKX]the land before time [/ITALY-ICKX] cauze it;s like fallse representation of what dinosaurs were TRULY about.

smokin weed and playing nintendo.

[Tillius]

The Lion King for depiction of murder.
Cars for glamorizing unsafe driving.

[MattyBlade]

Tillius for saying **** that's already been said.

what a fgt

[Devil's Reject]

Once Upon a time In Mexico,Nacho Libre,La Marachi,Desperado, and any other movie that portrays Old Mexico as a cool country.

:rolleyes:

[VomitStainedCretin]

Team America Rated R for graphic crude and sexual humor, violent images and strong language

Oh shi-

Wasn't that given an NC 17 for puppet sex :lol:

[DonBass]

boogeyman for over-intense shityness

[EightMilesHigh]

Blue Velvet for graphic ear footage

[VomitStainedCretin]

Eraserhead for graphic chicken gore

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

The Bible for being a book rather than a movie

[Eliminator]

This thread really isn't funny anymore. Actually it was never funny to begin with.

Kill yourself, pathetic pile of squirrel ****.

[Hedgedive]

The Ringer for scenes of athleticism

[Strum]

Superman for Ian Roberts beating up Superman

[Hedgedive]

Brian's Song for scenes of friendship with a Negro and cancer

[pulseczar]

Tupac: Resurrection because he's dead for a reason

[Jude]

Every one of those dance-based movies where the nice white girl hooks up and does a dance competition with a ghetto black guy, for interracial relations :mad:

[EightMilesHigh]

The Blues Brothers for scenes of playing the blues
Animal House for extreme togas

[The Frugal Gourmet]

Toy Story for playing
best one in the whole thread tbh