Breaking News: Rap Sux

[masada]

http://www.angelfire.com/nv/rapsucks1/

[mynameischan]

Rocksta71 made himself a site!!

[Bron-Yr-Aur]

By George the boy is on to something.

[pulseczar]

He's like the Pat Robertson of music.

GAY RAP MUSIC CAUSED THE HURRICANES

[bleep_bloop]

What a racist redneck. When people say stuff like that, you can tell that they haven't actually listened to any rap.

[jpj]

How long ago was that written? He mentions Daria and Loveline, which haven't been on for years.

[bleep_bloop]

He has no possibility of making a valid argument because he dosen't actually know **** about rap, although he thinks he does.

[Rams]

can you name one [explitive deleted] rapper that lasts that long?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/25/elton.hiphop.reut/index.html
Elton John

I just like how he cited "No Diggity". Who can top that?



I used to think like him. But then again what else was I to think when OutKast was all over the radio?

[run don't walk]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/25/elton.hiphop.reut/index.html
Elton John

I just like how he cited "No Diggity". Who can top that?

If this isn't a sign of the Apacolypse I don't know what is. :amaze:

[LostChild]

Rap is that distinct horrible music that you constantly hear at your highschool, or on the street if you live in a city, or on the radio, or on TV. It can be identifyed by the "drum" beat that continually loops over and over. Often, listeners of rap identify the quality of a rap "song" by how "phat" its beat is, or something like that.
Another major characteristic of rap, is the stupid *** ****ing ****ty lyrics that a bunch of "bad *** muthas" try to sing over the equally stupid *** ****ing ****ty drum machine and synthesizers. These lyrics are basically always about how they just busted a phat cap in their homeez azzes. Or about how "life is hard in the ghetto". Nobody ****ing gives a **** how life is in the ghetto, last time I was in the ghetto my wallet got stolen, so shut the **** up. Come on, guys. His beautiful formal language, maturity, and open-mindedness alone are reason enough for us to respect his claims.

Any writer with enough intellect to compose phrases such as "stupid *** ****ing shitty" earns my respect.

:rolleyes:

Or, for example, this person I know who wheres a sock on his head once said that Metallica is just about Satan, and its just grunting or something. Well for one thing, Metallica has never made one song glorifying Satan at all. That job is reserved for ****ty goth bands like Cannibal Corpse and Morbid Angel, and the ****ing stupid ignorant rap fans get these bands confused with bands such as Metallica.Seriously though, it's pretty pathetic how he lashes out against people who don't have any knowledge of metal making close-minded, false generalizations against the genre, when that is exactly what he is doing to Hip-Hop.

I dont think in the history of metal and rock any artist has ever been murdered. Except for John Lennon I suppose, but that had nothing to do with his music, the murderer was just insane. There's this genre called Black Metal. Apparently he's never heard of it.

Oh my ****ing god, he is NOT still alive, would you still be alive if you got SHOT IN THE HEAD, no!It's actually quite possible to survive getting shot in the head. It's happened many times before.

Can you name one ****ing rapper who has more than 2 or 3 successfull songs? I doubt itTupac, Jay-Z, Nas, 50-Cent, I could go on.

Black Sabbath has been around for almost 30 years, can you name one ****ing rapper that lasts that long?I think he's got me on this one. I don't think I could name "one ****ing rapper" that's been around that long. It could be because the genre hasn't even existed that long, though.

Closing note : We're dealing with one ignorant person here.

[masada]

You're just jealous 'cause that guy rocks way harder than you!

[LostChild]

Yeah, you're probably right. :upset:

Every now and then I do feel a sense of sorrow when I contemplate how I don't listen exclusively to the most obvious, cliche'd, commercially successful rock bands there are, and refuse to consider anything else. I'm awfully envious.

Nah, I've already accepted the sad fact that I can't rock hard. :p

[Kithkin]

Who cares what some tool with an angelfire website has to say?