Smallest slice of pizza

[stevensonmat2]

I know it has nothing to do with drums, but I opened up a $5 dollar large pizza from big cheese tonight and attached to a normal sized piece was this little gem:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b392/drew-and-not-u/mat/IMG_2182.jpg

[Zildjian]

Dont eat that all with one bite.

[White Riot!]

thats not small!

[stevensonmat2]

Not small? Its barely bigger than the palm of my hand, which is 4" in diameter. :smash: <(I dont know what that smiley is for.)

[Win A Rabbit]

Oh man, I used to be a pizza cook, and some of the girls I worked with had the worst cuts. 50% of the time they'd cut the pizza like that. And you know what that means... The slice opposite of that one is friggin' huge.

My cuts were always perfect.

By the way, that pizza was sitting out in the store, un-cooked, waiting for someone to order it so they could throw it in the oven before it got disgusting and had to be thrown out. It's definately not fresh. :thumb:

[White Riot!]

ive seen smaller

[stevensonmat2]

Well I dont know how you do things in 'If you dont like London Calling then you probably dont like rock & roll', but here in the US of A, we call this here a small slice! (spitooey)

[White Riot!]

you freaks also eat alot of disgusting food.

Fried Chicken on top of waffles
Bananna crisp sandwichs
peanut butter and jelly

I come from a land down under :naughty:

anyway that slice looks fetid.......

[stevensonmat2]

Haha, ive never heard of fried chicken and waffles. By the way, what does fetid mean?

[White Riot!]

2/3 aint bad....!!

fet‧id  /ˈfɛtɪd, ˈfitɪd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[fet-id, fee-tid] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
having an offensive odor; stinking.
Also, foetid.

[Origin: 1590–1600; < L fētidus, equiv. to fēt- (s. of fētēre to stink) + -idus -id4]

—Related forms
fet‧id‧ly, adverb
fet‧id‧ness, fe‧tid‧i‧ty, noun

—Synonyms malodorous, smelly, noisome.
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fet·id (ftd, ftd) Pronunciation Key Audio pronunciation of "fetid" [P] also foe·tid (ftd)
adj.

Having an offensive odor.



[Middle English, from Latin ftidus, from ftre, to stink.]
fetid·ly adv.
fetid·ness n.

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fet·id (ftd, ftd)
adj.

Having an offensive odor.

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Main Entry: fet·id
Variant: also foet·id /'fet-&d, esp Brit 'fE-tid/
Function: adjective
: having a heavy offensive smell
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fetid

adj : offensively malodorous; "a putrid smell" [syn: foetid, foul, foul-smelling, funky, noisome, smelly, putrid, stinking]

[stevensonmat2]

haha i see. IT WASNT FETID

[Drummer300btx]

peanut butter and jelly


pb and j is good

[Sunshine]

I'm the only American who can't stand PB and J =(

[stevensonmat2]

Im not a big fan myself.

[rohbit]

ive seen smaller

Yeah... IN YOUR PANTS!

[White Riot!]

Do Doonnnn TSSHHHHHHHHHHHKKK!

[Stert]

I'm the only American who can't stand PB and J =(

+1 :wave:

[Panopticon]

Once at work, i was putting out Red Delicious apples and i found two apples that looked completely perfectly normal...except they were about a quarter of the size of the other apples...they were delicious:smash:

[Charlie Manson]

I know it has nothing to do with drums, but I opened up a $5 dollar large pizza from big cheese tonight and attached to a normal sized piece was this little gem:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b392/drew-and-not-u/mat/IMG_2182.jpg
:rolleyes:

[Hyde]

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By the way, that pizza was sitting out in the store, un-cooked, waiting for someone to order it so they could throw it in the oven before it got disgusting and had to be thrown out. It's definately not fresh. :thumb:


How can you tell that? Is it by how the way the cheese looks?

[Panopticon]

he used to work in a pizza place

[Hyde]

he used to work in a pizza place

Yeah... I know... I was just wondering what the tell tale signs were... so that I can tell next time.

[Sletalla]

I hate pizza.

I usually just make something else when we have it for dinner, but I always end up eating it the next day cold. It's the choice between cooking something, or just eating that, and I always end up eating the pizza. It's still nasty but I do it every time. =/

And then I promptly get a cold.

[rohbit]

OMG GUYZ!!! HEZ GOT COLLUSUS ON HIZ PALM!!! HE GRIPZ HIs STIKZ RONG!

[stevensonmat2]

Haha, thats an old callous, from when I did use a bad grip.

[billdrum]

Here in the Midwest, many places cut their thin crust pizza in squares, leaving some pretty small corner pieces left over. So I've definitely seen smaller pieces than that by far!

[maniac0796]

How can you tell that? Is it by how the way the cheese looks?

I can tell that pizza's cold. you can usually tell by the look of the cheese

[ringworm]

you freaks also eat alot of disgusting food.

Fried Chicken on top of waffles
Bananna crisp sandwichs
peanut butter and jelly

I come from a land down under :naughty:

anyway that slice looks fetid.......
If you mean an Aussie, what is that disgusting stuff I've seen before that resembles tree sap that is a Down Under treat? It's like PB but worse.
I have never heard of Fried Chicken & Waffles either, were on earth did that come from? lol

Oh, yeah, I hate PB & J as well.

[maniac0796]

An american man came into the shop today whilst i was working. He was obese. I feel really guilty when i sell obese people unhealthy food.

[!aaa!]

You should've peeled that piece of pepperoni off but ditched the rest, either way they ripped you off blind with diseased extra slices.
:smash:

[Win A Rabbit]

How can you tell that? Is it by how the way the cheese looks?
The first way to tell is by the crust. See the little chunks on the crust that are darker and broken apart from each other? That's from the crust hardening while sitting on the rack before being thrown in the oven and then rising while in the oven.

The second way to tell is by big air bubbles, as is very obvious on this pizza. Occasionally you'll get a tiny air bubble or two in a freshly made pizza, but it will never get to that point if it's fresh. Again, that's from the air bubble in the dough sitting out at room temperature long enough to expand, and then expanding more once in the oven. One way to mask this is to pop the air bubble when it's in the oven. In this case, there will be an area about the size of that bubble that is much lower than the rest of the surface of the pizza. It still means the same thing, but in this case, the workers caught it before it got too bad and popped it.

You can also tell that the sauce has started to come up through the cheese (technically, the cheese is settling into the sauce). This is again from the pizza sitting on the rack for quite some time.


I should be a pizza detective. :lol:

[othankheavenfor311]

fetid was Word of the Day on December 8, 2000.

[~(lunch_box)~]

all you guys/girls that dont like pb and j are crazy.

a big pb and j and a giant glass of milk is sooooo good. im all about my milk and peanut butter