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TojesDolan
08-12-2006, 06:52 PM
I think a serious post from my behalf in this section would not hurt every once in a while. Besides, I enjoy writing Featured Artist Articles, helps me with my journalism abilities (if there are such in me, anyway).

FIONA APPLE

http://www.fiona-apple.com/html_content/gallery/images/image08.jpg

How could you ever say no to those eyes... and those lips! :naughtey:

Here's my most subjective part regarding Fiona Apple: I frankly don't remember how I heard about her, but most probably it was here on MX, and I'm pretty positive it was from John (DarkLikePoe) so I thought. "Oh well, it can't be too bad if you listen to her, now do you?". The first song I downloaded from here was "Across the Universe", and I still find that song, despite being a cover from the Beatles, one of my most favorite songs from her repertoire, despite not exactly being a really representative song of her whole discography (maybe that also helped, who knows). But to make this work let's make a compilation (See: Read from the internet and make an essay on) of her life so far.

BIOGRAPHY

Fiona Apple Maggart was born on September 13th, 1977 in New York City, product of a night (I want to believe) of wild fornication between Brand Maggart and Diane McAffee, both dedicated to acting for a living. Nonetheless, as many famous (Or actors with big ecpectations in life, anyway) couples, this one didn't last that much, and her parents split up when she was four-years old, leaving her and her sister Amber stuck in a rut full of questions and hardly fulfilling answers. This environment however, was crucial for her "musical development" further. A childhood full of step siblings, therapists and a tragic event at young age (let's call it rape at twelve years to avoid misinterpretations) were the crumbs for a pie with a lot of goat cheese, and I want to believe a little bit of cherry jam on top of it, which we'll call music from this point ahead.

She was being musically inclined at young age (she was eight). Nonetheless, preferring improvisation (and let's picture that old lady with a stuttering hand that would hit us in the back with a ruler if we didn't play correctly... right? Guys?) she just decided to quit them and began to play on her own. After years and years of teenage drama and internal struggles, Fiona had a friend who once babysitted for Kathryn Schenker give her a demo with some of her songs.

Now, for regular joes (and janes, probably) who don't know who Mrs. Schenker iis, I can tell you that she's kinda big in the music industry. She is like, a publicist, and she like represented this really unknown band named Aero...postale or something, and this dumb guy who says his name is Sting or something. Really unknown is she.

Anyway, word says that she was really impressed with her musical style and overall vibe, so she thought "what the hell". She introduced her to Andrew Slater, who dedicates his life to producing and managing artists. Then she joined an affiliate label from Sony, WORK, so work began for her and it worked, because she worked out a good album. Her debut album Tidal impressed the music industry (which are basically a bunch of idiots who don't know sh¡t about music and get payed for doing what we do for Sputnik, but with 50% more objectivity and personal experience. And minus the creation of ten thousand genres). She got an award from MTV, but being such a "kick-butt girl" she told all the people in her acceptance speech not to follow what corporative media tells them to do. Very true, yet pretentious commentary. More albums came abound... oh well not really. Just two more: When the Pawn...(insert the rest of the text in the cover)/B] which is ot a certain extent a brighter, a little happier album than Tidal (just look at the smiling cover picture) and more recently Extraordinary machine, which has its lovers and its haters among the fanatics. But she's out there, and making her music and stuff, so why not give her a try?


DISCOGRAPHY

http://www.songlyricscollection.com/lyrics/f/fiona-apple/tidal/tidal.jpg

* Tidal (1996)
* 1. Sleep To Dream
* 2. Sullen Girl
* 3. Shadowboxer
* 4. [B]Criminal
* 5. Slow Like Honey
* 6. First Taste, The
* 7. Never Is A Promise
* 8. Child Is Gone, The
* 9. Pale September
* 10. Carrion

http://image.listen.com/img/170x170/2/9/5/1/611592_170x170.jpg

* When the Pawn (1999)
* 1. On The Bound
* 2. To Your Love
* 3. Limp
* 4. Love Riden
* 5. Papper Bag
* 6. A Mistake
* 7. Fast As You Can
* 8. The Way Things Are
* 9. Get Gone
* 10. I Know

http://www.musica.co.za/rimco/covers/6007124454430.jpg

* Extraordinary Machine (2005)
* 1. Extraordinary Machine
* 2. Get Him Back
* 3. O' Sailor
* 4. Better Version of Me
* 5. Tymps (The Sick in the Head Song)
* 6. Parting Gift
* 7. Window
* 8. Oh Well
* 9. Please Please Please
* 10. Red Red Red
* 11. Not About Love
* 12. Waltz (Better Than Fine)

* BOLDS ARE PERSONAL FAVORITES

I think that should do for now.

I'll add some more later, I presume. And if any mods are OK with this article, maybe a little stickirization (well... the forum is rather slow-traffic anyway, so it amy be unnecessary) would be nifty-

From my behalf that's all. Peace, Love and Empathy brothers.

- silly toejam

TojesDolan
08-12-2006, 06:53 PM
Extra post in case I need to add anything.

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Chilly-Bean-Bop
08-12-2006, 07:05 PM
I like some of her stuff.

My gawd, she is hawt.

Nice FA.

masada
08-12-2006, 07:20 PM
Tojes I love you for this.

But get a different picture in this because that's horrible.

The Jungler
08-12-2006, 07:52 PM
Fiona Apple is wonderful, cool write up.

That picture is actually pretty hot.
/doesn't know what Eliminator is talking about

TojesDolan
08-12-2006, 07:59 PM
There you go, Eliminator.

Different eye candy, haha.

Jacaranda
08-13-2006, 12:19 AM
I really don't find her attractive her eyes are too close together or her face is too long or she's ugly.
She is a great singer my favorite song would be "Not About Love." Beautiful.

masada
08-13-2006, 12:36 AM
An improvement.

http://photos.lacoccinelle.net/08/43/60843.jpg

<3

PECOAE
08-13-2006, 04:43 AM
She was my principal's secretary ten years ago.

Of course, The Strokes came from my school.

She's pretty cool. I haven't heard much other than Criminal though.

masada
08-14-2006, 02:42 AM
That's cool.

And now I shall embark on a Fiona Apple binge. Tidal is probably my least favorite. It gets quite a bit boring. However, the other two albums are great.

TojesDolan
08-14-2006, 07:21 PM
mmm. I should buy extraordinary machine soon.

Just as soon as all the books for college are bought or something.

masada
08-14-2006, 08:05 PM
If you do, get the DualDisc version. The DVD side has some live stuff with her and Jon Brion playing acoustic. Sweetness.

pulseczar
08-14-2006, 08:48 PM
Nice write-up. Fiona Apple and I shall elope one day.

TojesDolan
08-18-2006, 10:51 PM
If you do, get the DualDisc version. The DVD side has some live stuff with her and Jon Brion playing acoustic. Sweetness.
I see.

I'll check that out, when I have some money in my pockets.

I have four dollars and some bus tickets currently, so yeah. Parents and shi.

here comes the bird flu
08-19-2006, 04:57 PM
I used to listen to her a little bit at my friend's house. What are some songs I should download if I want to listen to her?

Pariah
08-19-2006, 07:11 PM
I used to listen to her a little bit at my friend's house. What are some songs I should download if I want to listen to her?

Not About Love
Get Him Back
Sleep To Dream
Criminal
Shadow Boxer
Carrion
Window

Just get Extraordinary Machine, and you'll be fine. Extremely good album. Anyone that disagrees is a fag.

Tidal is very good, too. I still haven't listened to When the Pawn... :(

JohnXDoe
08-19-2006, 08:27 PM
holy crap! great work, tojes. fiona owns my soul. pretty much completely. all her work is amazing, imo. great write up for a truly gifted artist. plus she is extremely easy on the eyes. great aura about her. remarkable artist. thanks for the write up :)

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8922/fionaapple1280x102422473go8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

masada
08-22-2006, 03:04 PM
My picture is better, JXD.

JohnXDoe
08-22-2006, 05:29 PM
maybe. maybe not.

and mine is 1280X1024 wallpaper. so i win.

masada
08-22-2006, 05:33 PM
wrong

Mexican Bandito
08-23-2006, 06:19 PM
Just get Extraordinary Machine, and you'll be fine. Extremely good album. Anyone that disagrees is a fag.
Agreed, it's the first album of hers that I got. It's excellent. I don't think I had it off my playlist for over a week.

Her vocals are beautiful.

Also:
http://www.maximum-ink.com/i3/fiona-apple-250.jpg
^^ prettiest photo of her that I could find
<3

Interstate
08-28-2006, 04:27 PM
Tidal is brutally good. Haven't heard any of her other stuff though.

morrissey
08-28-2006, 04:49 PM
Sorry I was away for a while and didn't catch this, but it's a sticky now. Nice work.

I can't say I've heard much Fiona Apple, I don't dislike what I've heard but I won't actively seek an album out.

Storm In A Teacup
09-03-2006, 02:51 PM
Can I write an FA here? I'm not sure what I want to do, but most likely Presidents of the United States of America.

TojesDolan
09-08-2006, 12:36 PM
Sure I guess.

I did it because I'm extremely in love with her and that's the best I could do.

For now.

<_<
>_>

Anyway, just tell me before you make it so I can say goodbye to the thread properly.

:)

On a related note, there's a song flying around the internets named "Ugly Girl" which is supposed to be Fiona's... but the singing is definitely not her.

Any info on this will be greatly aprpeciated (and rewarded with Ego Tojes points)