tell me i am not going to get laid tonight my babies :)

[perriwinkle]

alright so i just finished burning this mix for a girl im supposed to meet up with later tonight. i asked her what her favorite liquor was and i got a liter of it, shes rolling a blunt, and we are to ... socialize, and listen to this mix, and HAVE WILD ANIMAL SEX. i think its a pretty good mix too

http://members.cox.net/nickingv/mix.JPG

[A_Guy]

Well, if you tell her you're bragging about it on an online forum, you're definately not.

[asdf]

If I were the girl, I'd be kind of dissapointed with that mix.

But I'm not your average girl. So go for it.

[perriwinkle]

Well, if you tell her you're bragging about it on an online forum, you're definately not.
hey well i share other things with you so why not this. how bout dont be a dick?
Ok. Seems like your typical O.C. alternative. Cool I guess?
first of all the oc mixes were pretty good, second of all i think its a little better. the only bands that are oc-ish are shins, ok actually a pretty good amount. haha. well. whatever
If I were the girl, I'd be kind of dissapointed with that mix.

But I'm not your average girl. So go for it.
k




fine. :upset:

[Happymeal]

Travis gets you laid? if only girls were that easy

[Zmev]

you and your music are both gay

[EightMilesHigh]

Lame. Throw some ZZ Top on there, usually gets them in the mood.

[Cygnus Inter Anates]

I think the name perriwinkle sort of explains it.

[pulseczar]

diggin tunnels to the song tunnels eh smooooth

[Robert Crumb]

Mix is amateur but I'd imagine she'll appreciate it if she's into that stuff. Or simply into you. I would also imagine that she'd already decided whether or not she was going to give it up beforehand, so the mix is kinda null. But I dunno.

[Robert Crumb]

Whatever happened to that mix trade the forums was going to do? That kinda disappeared.

[Cygnus Inter Anates]

Mix is amateur but I'd imagine she'll appreciate it if she's into that stuff. Or simply into you. I would also imagine that she'd already decided whether or not she was going to give it up beforehand, so the mix is kinda null. But I dunno. They'll probably both be intoxicated, so really nothing else is required.

By the way threadstarter, I hope you get full blown AIDS and the girl pregnant. That would be fun.

[pulseczar]

You should've put Mahavishnu Orchestra in the mix so she would have tantric indian kama sutra sex with you.

[Cygnus Inter Anates]

James Bond is blushing right now.

Pulse, who would want to be like Sting? Nobody.

Oh and I just noticed the guy's Police avatar.

[Cygnus Inter Anates]

We're not gonna take it!

No, we ain't gonna take it!

We're not gonna take it, in the butttttttttt!

*der nuh nehr nuh nehr nuh nehr*

[pulseczar]

woah what happened to all of Nacho's posts

[Cygnus Inter Anates]

Drive-by post count reduction.

CBV REPRESENT

[pulseczar]

i thought that only happened in Compton. :respect:

[Cygnus Inter Anates]

thug lyf thug lyf

thas how we do son

[Cygnus Inter Anates]

Because all these crackas ain't got nothin' to say about tha muzak.

[pulseczar]

because we're a commune, now drink your kool-aid

[Phototropic]

What a borin *** playlist

[br3ad_man]

nacho close this

[ATM]

Meh.

[mr_jackalope]

Guys, I think many of you are forgetting that all women have horrid taste in music. That mix should work pretty damn well.

[Anxious]

subtle and charming
I lol'd

[Matt OH!]

probably should've just been sublime date rape

[sketchyjoe]

Dead Milkmen - RC's Mom

Or if she's on the chunky side: Spinal Tap - Big Bottom

[EightMilesHigh]

Pulse, who would want to be like Sting? Nobody.

Yeah, c'mon, Sting? Christ, might as well try to get laid to Phil Collins.

[Cygnus Inter Anates]

Sting is cooler than Phil Collins stupid

[Horrorshow34]

Ha ha . . . imagine having sex to 'The Rat' by The Walkmen

[Cygnus Inter Anates]

Imagine that but with good music.

I just blew your mind.

[pixiesfanyo]

dude. nacho hasn't been a mod since the 9th grade.

[sr800bkBassist]

put some Dragonforce on there you pussy.

[Interstate]

Lame. Throw some ZZ Top on there, usually gets them in the mood.

Tush usually drives them wild.

/Is not speaking from experience.

[rocknrollstar5]

Or if she's on the chunky side: Spinal Tap - Big Bottom

NO...

Morrissey - You're The One For Me, Fatty:chug:

[sexymuffin]

ugh if you want to screw to music get some good psy trance for srsly.

[sr800bkBassist]

only shred. if you don't have at least 3 Vai songs, 8 Dragonforce songs, 4 Rhapsody songs, and 15 Satriani songs, she's gonna think you're a sissy bitch because you can't shred, rip, dominate, or slay.

[sr800bkBassist]

ugh if you want to screw to music get some good psy trance for srsly.
get real. only metal will get you laid.

play her some Slayer on an acoustic guitar.

[Sam]

Don't forget Racer X. Those guys are the picture of masculinity.

[EightMilesHigh]

get real. only metal will get you laid.

play her some Slayer on an acoustic guitar.

girls melt over a little yngwie malmsteen.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Technically, you could get any girl into bed if you feed her alcohol and play that boring crap for an hour.

[sexymuffin]

get real. only metal will get you laid.

play her some Slayer on an acoustic guitar.

you've obviously never tried to maintain an erection while listening to metal.

I have, does not work. Period.

[sr800bkBassist]

if i were the thread starter i'd just sing her a Dream Theatre song and then tell her that the songs "Where Dragons Fly" and "Emerald Sword", by Rhapsody, remind me of her.

metal.

[sr800bkBassist]

you've obviously never tried to maintain an erection while listening to metal.

I have, does not work. Period.
you've obviously never gotten LAID because you're too much of a sissy bitch to handle METAL.

[Spoonful]

Metal is unsexy music for unsexy people. Period.

[superpeer]

I've gotten laid to all kinds of music, you have to pursue an eclectic sex life, o brothers.

But old Plathy is right, you could put on "Soothing Whale and Dingo Sounds, Vol 7.3" and still get laid if you put weed and liquor in her.

[sr800bkBassist]

Metal is unsexy music for unsexy people. Period.
metal is THE ONLY music. Dragonforce will slay you. Rhapsody shreds.

go listen to Deathcab for Crybaby. pussy.
i bet you can't even shred.

[Greg Ginn]

get real. only metal will get you laid.

Yeah. Put on some Anal Cunt, that should do it.

[Spoonful]

metal is THE ONLY music. Dragonforce will slay you. Rhapsody shreds.

go listen to Deathcab for Crybaby. pussy.
i bet you can't even shred.

Haha forget shredding, it's all about Marvin Gaye, Muddy Waters, and Al Green. Get with the program.

[sr800bkBassist]

Al Green could never play Eruption. what a square. he doesn't slay at all.

[Spoonful]

1. Al Green's got soul
2. Eruption is wank
3. Van Halen blows
4. You're racist
5. I am always right... I'm Spoonful...

[sr800bkBassist]

1.) Marvin Gaye's dead. only pussies die.
2.) Muddy Waters is dead. what a pussy.
3.) Al Green's almost dead. you can't have a soul and be dead. you can only be a pussy bitch if you're dead. and he's almost there.
4.) Rhapsody shreds. they have swords and axes and therefore they slay.
5.) Dragonforce annihilates.
6.) Malmstein dominates.

[Cygnus Inter Anates]

Don't make them cry.

[Zmev]

1. Al Green's got soul
2. Eruption is wank
3. Van Halen blows
4. You're racist
5. I am always right... I'm Spoonful...

Whatever you say, ***

[Cygnus Inter Anates]

Spoonful of **** lolololol.

[sr800bkBassist]

Spoonful thinks he's so metal.

[Spoonful]

\m/ Really though you guys are typing some hurtful things on the nets and I just might get a little offended and tear up.

[sr800bkBassist]

\m/ Really though you guys are typing some hurtful things on the nets and I just might get a little offended and tear up.
it's ok. the Alt/Indie forum is probably the most metal forum on this whole site. it might be too masculine for some to handle.

[Spoonful]

You guys should offer hormone injections, you guys are hardcore.

[sr800bkBassist]

yeah i don't think everybody can keep up.
sad, really.

except not. i don't get sad. i just slay.

[Cygnus Inter Anates]

you don't slay as much as yngwie's genitals

[sexymuffin]

hey guys i just slit my neighbor's throat and ****ed her corpse. But the only CDs she had were KISS. Ewwww. Kiss doesn't shred.

[sr800bkBassist]

yeah seriously.
Kiss couldn't slay a beast if it was right if it was right in front of them with its hands up.

hell, they wear makeup. so not metal.

[sexymuffin]

one time, KISS was confronted by a tr00 beast of metal, and rather then slaying it, gene simmonds went up to it and started sucking its dick.

I was like "wtf you probably don't even shred"

[sr800bkBassist]

one time, KISS was confronted by a tr00 beast of metal, and rather then slaying it, gene simmonds went up to it and started sucking its dick.

I was like "wtf you probably don't even shred"
HOLY CRAP I WAS THERE.

it was right after the Dream Theatre show, right? that wasn't even metal at all.

Gene got dominated. you can't be dominated and still be metal.

[Spoonful]

Yeah killing whitey is tr00 metal.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Oh God, stop.

[Zmev]

Yeah killing whitey is tr00 metal.

rip metal jokes

beginning of thead-this post

[sexymuffin]

HOLY CRAP I WAS THERE.

it was right after the Dream Theatre show, right? that wasn't even metal at all.

Gene got dominated. you can't be dominated and still be metal.


oh yeah dude, i think i saw you. Weren't you the one who was yelling "JESUS WAS A PUSSY" while cockslapping an asian slut and playing the **** out of "operation ground and pound" by Dragonforce?

You can shred, man.

[EightMilesHigh]

4. You're racist


He's not racist. He's blacker than Wesley Snipes.

[sr800bkBassist]

oh yeah dude, i think i saw you. Weren't you the one who was yelling "JESUS WAS A PUSSY" while cockslapping an asian slut and playing the **** out of "operation ground and pound" by Dragonforce?

You can shred, man.
thanks man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXuzVbru2vo
metal.

P.S.- Zmev, metal doesn't die. you underestimate the mighty sword.

EDIT:
o no! RHAPSODY SHRINE!:
http://www.metalyou.com/img/extras/rhapsody_symphony_of_enchanted_lands_2_the_dark_se cret_cover.jpg

http://www.epic-metal.com/rhapsody/pics/fotos/band4.jpg

http://www.epic-metal.com/rhapsody/pics/downloads/wallpaper/large/fondo800x600.jpg

[Spoonful]

Man those guys melt air with their suckyness. That is not true.

Ps. Killing whitey is tr00.

[sexymuffin]

thanks man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXuzVbru2vo
metal.



dude, what the hell is up with only 120 minutes of metal?

METAL IS 24/7!

[Spoonful]

Okay I have a question here, was "tr00" made up by people that joke or was it actually typed at least once by somebody who thought it was cool?

[sr800bkBassist]

Okay I have a question here, was "tr00" made up by people that joke or was it actually typed at least once by somebody who thought it was cool?
only the metal brotherhood of the immortal sword are permitted to know that.

[sexymuffin]

are you going for a record or something, spoonful?

[Spoonful]

Record of what? The ammount of times I can type "tr00."

[sexymuffin]

Record of what? The ammount of times I can type "tr00."
No, a record for the most unmetal posts made by any one person.

[Spoonful]

By responding to my unmental posts with contradictory unmental posts, you are in fact untr00, and this was my full intention to trick you into doing this, because I am tr00. Thank you.

[Cygnus Inter Anates]

Lufnoops.

i'm the most tr00 gr1m kvl7 /\/\374l here.

[sexymuffin]

By responding to my unmental posts with contradictory unmental posts, you are in fact untr00, and this was my full intention to trick you into doing this, because I am tr00. Thank you.

No. Shut up. Go listen to bob dylan or something gay like that.

[sr800bkBassist]

By responding to my unmental posts with contradictory unmental posts, you are in fact untr00, and this was my full intention to trick you into doing this, because I am tr00. Thank you.
no. a non-Brotherhood of the Eternal Sword member can not de-metal a member of the Brotherhood of the Eternal Sword.

Cygnus, you're not metal. i bet you eat Spagetti-O's. that's soooooo not metal. and i bet your mom drives you to school. that's not metal either.

[Cygnus Inter Anates]

shucks :upset:

[pulseczar]

I'm so metal you can taste the redneck stench in my posts.

[Spoonful]

No. Shut up. Go listen to bob dylan or something gay like that.
Bob Dylan invented rap which makes him tr00 which makes him metal.

[EightMilesHigh]

Rap isn't tr00 because it doesn't have vikings who play five guitar solos at once WHILE pillaging and looting.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

You should've put Mahavishnu Orchestra in the mix so she would have tantric indian kama sutra sex with you.
**** yeah

[llama1600]

Rap isn't tr00 because it doesn't have vikings who play five guitar solos at once WHILE pillaging and looting.


this man knows his metal