Jeremy I have a question

[Cocaberry]

You mentioned in another thread that you are losing a money running MX. I have a proposition for you but it's better discussed in private so do you have AIM?

I want to help ensure the future of MX/sputnik forums and I'm being serious here. Please get back to me. Thank you.

[Jom]

I click ads on a daily and sometimes hourly basis.

Did you know that a pigeon's feathers are heavier than its bones?

[nutty_bar]

Did you know that a pigeon's feathers are heavier than its bones?

Wow. That is a very cool fact to know.

*runs off to impress people*

[masada]

They also deficate on private property.

[nutty_bar]

the Schunk 6: Did you know...
the Schunk 6: a pigeons feathers weigh more than its bones?
rachel: really?
the Schunk 6: fo sho
the Schunk 6: and they also defeciate on private property
rachel: ew


I think I was getting somewhere until I used Eliminator's fact.

[Jom]

Tell her that a hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards and that there are one-hundred and nineteen grooves on the edge of a quarter and that while a dragonfly has six legs, it cannot walk.

[masada]

Sloths have intercourse hanging upside down.

[mynameischan]

Good Charlotte makes awesome music.

[nutty_bar]

eek its rachel: true
the Schunk 6: a hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards
rachel: hmm
the Schunk 6: did you know a quarter has 119 grooves on its edge?
the Schunk 6: I thought that was darn neat.
rachel: yes, it is
the Schunk 6: while a dragonfly has six legs, it cannot walk
the Schunk 6: that's not saying much for its intelligence
the Schunk 6: now to sloths.....
the Schunk 6: they have intercouse while hanging upside down
the Schunk 6: thats gotta make quite the rush to the head
rachel: hahahaha


And Eliminator actually improved the conversation this time.

[masada]

Walruses have the largest penises.

Sloths are slower than snails.

[mynameischan]

Giraffes have long necks but sometimes you find the occasional giraffe that has a short neck. These giraffes are called "short-neck giraffes" and the other giraffes do not like them at all. Long-neck giraffes have been seen furiously beating short-neck giraffes.

And I found that in National Geographic so you know it's true.

[nutty_bar]

the Schunk 6: did you know sloths are slower than snails?
the Schunk 6: probably because all the blood in their head from mating
the Schunk 6: i bet it makes them dizzy
rachel: yucky
rachel: hahahaha
rachel: that cant be comfortable
the Schunk 6: walruses, well this is an interesting one...
the Schunk 6: i thought it was black men, but apparently walruses have the largest penises.
rachel: hahahaha

Eliminator, I never thought I would say this, but next time I'm on a date I would like to have you feeding me facts through an earpiece :)

[Shadows]

Jeremy, if you're watching, for the love of god, make the hurting stop.