The oh my god do you really not get why this was closed thread

[Hep Kat]

Yeah, R&M is pretty relaxing.



It's also really scary when you start talking about all those crazy metal bands I've never heard of :(

[Iluvatar]

I dunno, but this band Joshua Fit For Battle does a cover of poison's "Every Rose Has It's Thorn". You'd love it, Heppy.

[the2stranger]

Yeah, R&M is pretty relaxing.



It's also really scary when you start talking about all those crazy metal bands I've never heard of :(
:(
What can I say, I love metal.
On a brighter note, my reviews reflect my tastes pretty well, so by reading them you will get more familair with the unknown metal bands. :)

anyways: Katatonia \m/

[Hep Kat]

I dunno, but this band Joshua Fit For Battle does a cover of poison's "Every Rose Has It's Thorn". You'd love it, Heppy.

I've heard it.

:(
What can I say, I love metal.
On a brighter note, my reviews refelct my tastes pretty well, so by reading them you will get more familair with the unknown metal bands. :)

anyways: Katatonia \m/

Indeed, indeed.

[Iluvatar]

I was thinking about reviewing some Coheed & Cambria, they seem to be pretty unknown aroudn these here parts.

[Hep Kat]

I think you just out indie'd me with that one :(

[Storm In A Teacup]

The more Coheed reviews the more the chance people can learn of them.


School was pretty fun. I missed my fourth hour and instead of a 50 minute lunch had an hour and forty minutes for lunch due to some stuff. :D

Backyard Burger is really good.

[The Sludge]

Well I might review In Keeping: 3 in the future.

But I have way too much time on my hands...

(plug-in alert)I created a ****ty myspace band profile, just me with a crappy guitar and ****ed up lyrics. Just listen and tell me how horrible it is.

www.myspace.com/thesludge

[Iluvatar]

Your myspace seemingly does not exist.

np: Jaco Pastorious- Portrait of Tracy

[Hep Kat]

I'm thinking about recording sometime in the near future.

[FlawedPerfection]

Has anybody heard of the Samuel Jackson Five?

I haven't listened yet, but their a Norwegian post rock band with the coolest name ever.

SNAKES ON A PLANE

[Jawaharal]

The more Coheed reviews the more the chance people can learn of them.


School was pretty fun. I missed my fourth hour and instead of a 50 minute lunch had an hour and forty minutes for lunch due to some stuff. :D

Backyard Burger is really good.
Backyard Burger is the key to my happiness.

and wtf 50 MINUTES! I get around 25.

[Oddsen]

I've started a Pearl Jam Vs. review. I'm pretty excited about it so when i post it tommorrow take a look please.

[Hep Kat]

I've started a Pearl Jam Vs. review. I'm pretty excited about it so when i post it tommorrow take a look please.

:eek:



Sweet!

[FlawedPerfection]

So I just got slsk to work, using that SP2 patch to make it work on XP. Now I'm finding obscure post-rock, that's always fun.

NP: Esmerine- Histories Repeating as One Thousand Hearts Mend

[DFelon204409]

Has anybody heard of the Samuel Jackson Five?

I haven't listened yet, but their a Norwegian post rock band with the coolest name ever.

SNAKES ON A PLANE

Ya last.fm recommended them to me. The only reason I listened it because of the name but they're pretty decent.

[FlawedPerfection]

Well I gave up on that because the user I was getting it from got off of slsk. However, Esmerine is pretty good and I'm working on Do Make Say Think

[The Jungler]

I'm thinking about recording sometime in the near future.Like with a band?

My friend (he graduated college already) has a recording studio in his basement. I was planning on doing some work in there with my band, but it doesn't look like we're gonna be recording any time soon. We'll probably like break up before we even start thinking about laying down any tracks. Me and my brother are the only people who contribute to the writing and the only guys who make it to every practice (we moved it down to once a week, shouldn't be that hard for them). Plus they all like Pop-punk/what they call emo and don't like/don't know about most of the stuff we like.

[Zebra]

Like with a band?

My friend (he graduated college already) has a recording studio in his basement. I was planning on doing some work in there with my band, but it doesn't look like we're gonna be recording any time soon. We'll probably like break up before we even start thinking about laying down any tracks. Me and my brother are the only people who contribute to the writing and the only guys who make it to every practice (we moved it down to once a week, shouldn't be that hard for them). Plus they all like Pop-punk/what they call emo and don't like/don't know about most of the stuff we like.

That's why I make music by myself. That way I have the freedom to do whatever I want and don't have to deal with poopy band members.

Do you have to pay any money to record? If not you should definitely take advantage of it.

[The Jungler]

I'm not sure, they don't have really high paying jobs (my college friends that is) so I'm sure my parents would force some sum upon them. I really want to get down there though, even if it's to do some solo/duo stuff even though I bought a four track a little while back that I've/We've been recording some solo demos on. As of yet most no one has heard these demos and they aren't the best quality (My College friend has a [pretty much] pro studio) so hopefully I can get down there before the new year.

www.myspace.com/shadowgraphs

That's an example of the quality of their production/studio.

[Iluvatar]

Needing inspiration for my coming emo review, I decided to look at Dfel's reviews, and when I looked at his ctts review I saw...gasp. a 2 review of the album. Then I went and started writing my review.

I'd take advantage of it, it isn't too bad btw.

[masada]

the only time i ever go to the pit is when i'm bored to the point of just going to sleep or something lame like that

meh..

[DFelon204409]

Needing inspiration for my coming emo review, I decided to look at Dfel's reviews, and when I looked at his ctts review I saw...gasp. a 2 review of the album. Then I went and started writing my review.

I'd take advantage of it, it isn't too bad btw.

so 1 time dfelon wuz real mean 2 me so i wrote a mean reivew/ commissioned a friend to write a mean reivew just 2 get back at him caus ehe is SO elitist.

Good CTTS review.

Discuss how much verbal irony rulezzzzzzzz.

[Te Karanga]

So some nig decides to tread on my turf and review Get Rich or Die Tryin'.

Time to smack that nig up.

[C20H25N3O]

I finally finished my coil review...

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=8764

Please peep, it took a trillion years to finish (4 Drafts).

[Iluvatar]

Good CTTS review.

Discuss how much verbal irony rulezzzzzzzz.
Good job on being a mod, it slipped my mind that anyone who would care was a mod on the forums. Although, the main reason I did it is because I had half an hour to blow, my mom abuses me, and I have a small penis. Your elitism didn't come into play until I started working on my review of draculaXcore.

edit: oh btw if somebody else who I let listen to the album was the reviewer, it would be closer to a 1, as none of the scene chicks around me like ctts :(.

[masada]

u suk

[Iluvatar]

u suk
hav my babies
Yes, I certainly will.

[masada]

whateva

[Storm In A Teacup]

Dead thread.

:wave: Sup all. Let's rekindle the flame in the Sputnik Community Thread, Part Spam: Revenge of the Hamboner.

[La Revolucion]

Ok.

[Shadows]

Man, it really sucked that the site was down for so long the past two days.

And I think this thread could use a new name...

[La Revolucion]

How about..."The Sputnik Community Thread"

[Shadows]

How peculiar.

[La Revolucion]

How about..."The Sputnik Community Bread"

Anyway, I've just finished helping my aunt do all sorts of crazy things to move out of her house and into a new one. It took about a week or so, but other people helped, too.

[Shadows]

There, this should be obnoxious enough for now.

[The Jungler]

It feels like I'm in a Coheed and Cambria album.

I'm going to beat Gauntlet: Dark Legacy today or tommorow. I'm so very excited.

NP: Radiohead- Like Spinning Plates

[mynameischan]

Wow what a scintillating conversation.

[Jom]

What a ****ing retarded name. This isn't R&M.

Hello, everyone.

[Shadows]

Hello.

Is this title better?

[La Revolucion]

Just call it "The Sputnikmusic Community Thread That No One Goes To Anymore"

Cause no one really comes here anymore.

[bumblebeebass]

Just call it "The Sputnikmusic Community Thread That No One Goes To Anymore"

Cause no one really comes here anymore.
hahaha
i know i haven't logged on in like three weeks and now everything is dead where did every one go?

[pulseczar]

I scared them off with my awesomeness.

[La Revolucion]

They all left because you weren't here, bumblebeebass. Your absence made every member extremely upset.

[Iluvatar]

So I'm going to submit 5 reviews today. I am pretty much the greatest human being alive.

[Storm In A Teacup]

Or else you just have no life whatsoever.

[Iluvatar]

Ther person I was going to Snakes on a Plane with cancelled :(. And if it takes you more than 30-40 minutes to write a review...good on ya?

[La Revolucion]

I saw SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!! yesterday. It was weird. Sometimes it tried to be serious, but sometimes it tried to be a joke. It just didn't work.

[Neoteric]

Spirit desire, we will fall

[pulseczar]

stop trying to get indie cred

[Storm In A Teacup]

Spirit desire, we will fall

Make another penis head comment on the sputnik myspace and you'll be deleted.

[Hep Kat]

Make another penis head comment on the sputnik myspace and you'll be deleted.

You do realize that things like that will happen; it is, after all, myspace.


/doesn't know what you're talking about

[Iluvatar]

I still don't see why you guys didn't just make a myspace...I don't know, group to do this with.

[Storm In A Teacup]

Having it as a group would be dumb considering it's just another forum and Sputnik has it's own forum. I made it the way it is to attract new members. Not give people another spot to post random sh/t

[The Sludge]

Still there was no reason for this...

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h267/the_sludge04/sputnikcomment.jpg

[Hep Kat]

Who left that comment? That really isn't how a website's myspace should conduct itself :-\

[Storm In A Teacup]

:eek: I didn't do that!

Curious, Hep Kat, were you the one who changed the Sputnik's music to, You know emo music and then listed bands like Fall Out Boy etc?

Either way I'm changing the password. You'll have to get on IM to get the new one from me.

[Hep Kat]

No. I don't even know what you're talking about :-\



/goes to look at the myspace


edit: Well, I guess you cleaned everything up or whatever.

Hey Guys,

We just read the review! Many thanks, that is the most in depth review we have received so far!!!

We will send the next one into you as soon as it's done!!!

Greg

S'cool to know my work is appreciated :cool:

[Storm In A Teacup]

It's not like that anymore.

...Sludge...do/did you have access to the sputnik myspace? You kept saying what the music thing said as a comment....

[Iluvatar]

Having it as a group would be dumb considering it's just another forum and Sputnik has it's own forum. I made it the way it is to attract new members. Not give people another spot to post random sh/t
HAving it be a page is just as stupid though. It'll be the same ratio of current:new members adding it, and it's just a dumb concept to have a myspace profile itself for the site. I don't know, it just doesn't fit imo.

[Hep Kat]

HAving it be a page is just as stupid though. It'll be the same ratio of current:new members adding it, and it's just a dumb concept to have a myspace profile itself for the site. I don't know, it just doesn't fit imo.

Lots of music sites have myspaces. It's free promotion, and Sputnik can use it. Besides, we haven't (meaning I haven't) gotten around to working the real magic yet.

[Storm In A Teacup]

If MX thinks that then it will be deleted. Otherwise, it stays how it is.

Hep, you didn't give anyone else the password did you?

[Hep Kat]

The Sputnik mods and DFel are aware of the password, but none of them (minus DFel) have shown any real interest in working on the 'space.


Otherwise, no.

[The Sludge]

I dont have access to the Sputnik account. I left that music thing, because I saw it and thought it was sarcasm.

[Storm In A Teacup]

Why did you give it to DFel? :-\

[Hep Kat]

Because he's the one who asked for it initially, and I trust him. That and the fact that he wants to help.

[Storm In A Teacup]

That's cool and fine, but why didn't you ever tell me that? I only gave you the password initially to code the site and help get new people. Not run the whole thing without ever letting me know what you were doing.

[Hep Kat]

I figured you'd find out one way or another eventually. I hardly ever "run the whole thing." You're obviously on there a lot more than I am, because people associate the myspace with you.

Exhibit A:

Dear Ian:
Hi babycakes!
sup?

:lol: As funny as I thought that was, it doesn't seem to bode well with the myspace.

I only go on there when something needs a-fixin', is all.

[Storm In A Teacup]

lol @ PJG, but that's besides the point. I don't exactly mean running the whole thing, but you haven't let me in on a a single thing that you plan on doing. Communicatin is needed.

[Hep Kat]

I've updated the thread on the myspace with every change I've made.

[Storm In A Teacup]

I'm aware, I'm saying you don't tell me what you plan to do.

[Hep Kat]

I don't plan to do anything :-\

I only go on there when something needs a-fixin', is all.

[mynameischan]

omg myspace drama

[Storm In A Teacup]

I only go on there when something needs a-fixin', is all.

I've yet to work the real majick

Sounds like you plan something to me. :confused:

[Hep Kat]

Yeah, but that was extremely vague. I don't have any concrete plans for doing anything with the myspace, and if I did, I'd tell you. I'm not going to inform you of something that might never come to fruition.

[Iluvatar]

This is like some 24-calibur shite going on right here.

[JohnXDoe]

hey guys. anyone having log in trouble at sputnik? any word? i can't log in at all. three browsers, no go. i usually have trouble with a browser or another. but never all three. what do you think?

[Hep Kat]

hey guys. anyone having log in trouble at sputnik? any word? i can't log in at all. three browsers, no go. i usually have trouble with a browser or another. but never all three. what do you think?

I dunno. IM mx if he's on. I'm sure you know his AIM s/n by now.

[JohnXDoe]

thanks hep. don't think i'm at the im'ing the Admin stage yet. but we'll see whats up. i also left a post in the report problems thread. but no answer yet. didn't look for the Log In Problems thread, but i think that was for a different issue. meh....

[Te Karanga]

Hey everyone, go to http://www.myspace.com/modulelikesbeats and listen to the intro to Faultlines Feat Paul McLaney it is pure sex. Song isn't that great, but the intro, ooooooooh the intro.

[The Sludge]

It is like an eargasm, I do agree.

[C20H25N3O]

Quick!!!

C&C - Good Apollo

or

Agalloch - The Mantle?

[Hep Kat]

Wow, Orange skin is really cool.

[Iluvatar]

C&c Good Apollo

[The Sludge]

Ugh..... Good Apollo

[C20H25N3O]

Wow, Orange skin is really cool.


123

[The Sludge]

I tried it earlier, I'd rather stick with the blue one.

[Hep Kat]

The blue one is mad old school. I'm going to miss White & Gray, but for now I'm happy to stick with "Light." I'll probably switch to Orange when all of the links and stuff are operational.

[mynameischan]

omg orange makes me a happy panda

[innerdark]

OMFG, ORANGE OWNS

in other news, i'm getting into TMV, and have currently fell in love with L'vi L'viaquez

and the 2 day wait's worth it for the kick *** orange skin

[EightMilesHigh]

omg myspace drama

I just checked my myspace after being on vacation for a week. for some reason musicians always add me, i dont know why.

but im back with a new david gilmour avatar because that guy freaking rules.

[Jom]

GUYS I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS NEW SKIN

About the mySpace stuff: meh, [stuff] happens. I can pretty much guarantee that DFel wasn't the one that had the 'Shut up. Faggot.' comment, though :)

[innerdark]

hmmm, that sounds like Dfel (kidding)

he's ok sometimes:)

[Rusty Shackleford]

Hello!! :D:D:D:D

[pulseczar]

Look, it's Dale Gribble!

[Zebra]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1564000965967411931

rofl

[Iluvatar]

SOP is laying down the law tonight with bannings. Three regulars oh my.

In other news I officially have very little "life" to speak of.

[The Sludge]

I got pretty shocked at that too. I wonder what LaRevoluican and Chan did?

On an unrelated note...
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h267/the_sludge04/whitesnakesonaplane.jpg

[The Sludge]

There is nothing wrong with a little bit of harmless spamming, especially from someone thats not known for spamming...

me thinks.

[Bron-Yr-Aur]

I got pretty shocked at that too. I wonder what LaRevoluican and Chan did?
Chan got banned because he makes around two joke lists a day, and his constant spamming probably played a part as well. I like him though.

La got banned for the same reason, though he doesn't do either nearly as much as Chan.

[mynameischan]

Two a day? I think you're exaggerating a little bit there, Bee Ron.

[Iluvatar]

Apparently Chan isn't banned yet, so meh. He still hasn't listened to JFFB, so he is dead to me.

np: Rise Against- The Good Left Undone

[Bron-Yr-Aur]

Two a day? I think you're exaggerating a little bit there, Bee Ron.
Obviously, Custimus. No one could make two joke lists a day and stay un-banned as long as you did. :)

[Jom]

Users: La Revolucion & mynameischan
Length: A week
Reason: Wasting my time

Hey hey hey

Is that going to be your Default "reason for ban message" from now on?

Jesus Christ I need to go to bed.

[mynameischan]

Apparently Chan isn't banned yet
I am now. Don't worry, I'll check 'em out just for you.

[pulseczar]

Geez about time someone stopped you Chan all of your comments were basically "ALL MUSIC SUCKS" or "FORNICATING FTW"

[Dave de Sylvia]

Hey hey hey

Is that going to be your Default "reason for ban message" from now on?

Jesus Christ I need to go to bed.
Use: Jom
Length: 4 minutes
Reason: Default

[mynameischan]

Geez about time someone stopped you Chan all of your comments were basically "ALL MUSIC SUCKS" or "FORNICATING FTW"
Yeah I know. What's my problem?!

[Te Karanga]

I said go to http://www.myspace.com/modulelikesbeats and listen to the intro to Faultlines Feat Paul McLaney it is pure sex. Song isn't that great, but the intro, ooooooooh the intro.

You fools fail because you don't listen to my recommendations in music, listen to the intro until the vocals start making it gay, I wish I could make intros as good as that. Perhaps even as good as ABBA's intros, because they're always wicked.

[mynameischan]

ABBA kind of sucks.

I'm on a huge Iron Maiden binge right now.

[Te Karanga]

Well your second sentence kind of explains why you would say that.

ABBA are one of the greatest Pop acts ever, and certainly in the top few 100 bands or artists ever. I used to say 'meh' to them, until I actually checked out their songs in full, rather than just hearing them in passing on the TV, radio, adverts etc.

[mynameischan]

They have a couple nice tunes, but they're pretty meh aside from those.

[Te Karanga]

I could probably say the same for Iron Maiden.

[mynameischan]

well i love you

[Te Karanga]

I don't love you......

Awkward.

[mynameischan]

/goes to bed sullenly

[pixiesfanyo]

I have more power than you realize.

XD.

[Te Karanga]

I hate it when people say that, they always look retarded.

What Hep Kat said that is.

[EightMilesHigh]

ABBA kind of sucks.

I'm on a huge Iron Maiden binge right now.

I'm indifferent to ABBA, but Iron Maiden bore me so much.

[pixiesfanyo]

My next review will be on yet another unknown, yet amazing album.

Kind of like all my reviews.

[C20H25N3O]

Wewt, 2 reviews in about 3 hours.

VAST

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review_8794

Lil' Bow Wow

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review_8798

(I have no clue why I reviewed Bow Wow, but I made the best of it, It's all fancy and in depth and such)

Oh and don't ban Chan, that would be sad.

[Te Karanga]

Woh I just noticed mxtabs.net is back up, crazy. Up and down and up and down and up and down.


Also people, check out the intro to Faultlines on http://www.myspace.com/modulelikesbeats NOW. I don't ask you people to check stuff out often (enough), so do it for me please.

Anyway, I've been digging Sufjan Stevens, The Police and Pete Namlook And Tetsu Inoue's 2350 Broadway.

Peace out.

[innerdark]

I'm indifferent to ABBA, but Iron Maiden bore me so much.


they both suck, maybe because i had to play "sooper twooper" on keyboard a few years back

maiden are awful though

[Iluvatar]

Wewt, 2 reviews in about 3 hours
I did five in around 6 hours o.O.
And Maiden are pretty medioxcore, however, ABBA is amazing.

[Hep Kat]

XD.

Oh, hilarious.

I hate it when people say that, they always look retarded.

What Hep Kat said that is.

Guess I'll have to look retarded for something I didn't say.


Oh well.

[La Revolucion]

So Chan and I are banned on Sputnik for basically being total idiots. Oh well.

How's everyone's morning so far?

[Hep Kat]

My morning is quickly improving because the free-loading relatives who have been at my house for almost two weeks now are finally leaving :D

[innerdark]

wooo, go away freeloaders :)

[Hep Kat]

Goddamnit. They're staying for breakfast. They're going to eat all my Stouffer's cream chipped beef and Hot Pockets ='(



NP: Organized Konfusion- Thirteen

[The Jungler]

Woh I just noticed mxtabs.net is back up, crazy. Up and down and up and down and up and down.


Also people, check out the intro to Faultlines on http://www.myspace.com/modulelikesbeats NOW. I don't ask you people to check stuff out often (enough), so do it for me please.Woah, that song is awesome. I don't like the singer's voice very much though.

/goes to listen to more

[innerdark]

will listen to it soon

NP: Eriatarka - TMV

[FlawedPerfection]

So I've been in Maryland for the past weekend (still here) and getting very limited time on here, explaining my lack of reviews. However, I bought 4 albums and plan to review each one.

Bob Dylan- Highway 61
Johnny Cash- At Folsom Prison
Funkadelic- One Nation Under A Groove
Miles Davis- Filles De Kilimanjaro

Desolation Row is flat out incredible.

[Iluvatar]

At Folsom Prison hasn't been reviewed yet, really?

[FlawedPerfection]

No it has, but I'm still reviewing it anyway.

Actually, the only one that hasn't is the Miles Davis album.

[Iluvatar]

noob reviewing stuff thats already been reviewed.

/disregard 66% of my reviews.

[FlawedPerfection]

Well, the Dylan and Cash reviews are perfectly adequate but the Funkadelic review is pretty meh.

lol noob who only reviews SOAD.

[mynameischan]

Whoo man. Day one of teh bannage. My brother's out getting me food from Burger King, so I'm lovin' life right about now.

[Storm In A Teacup]

Here's a review of the concert I went to last night (you will +rep me for this 10 paragraph review by God!). I posted this in pop-punk's concert review thread, but I figure there is at least one person who would read this here.

So I've had my ticket for the Forte, Cellador, and Bullet For My Valentine for a couple weeks and I'm pumped, okay? Well, the venue it's being held at I'd never been to before because most national bands go to a different place. Well, The Hive is known for how rowdy it can get; a man was shot to death there not too long ago. I get there and it's obvious it could be like that night again...I probably stuck out as an untr00 metalhead since I was wearing a beloved Coheed & Cambria shirt, but I put on the skin head routine anyway. :p

I'm inside the venue now after getting patted down. It's unusual that I was though as I figured security wouldn't be that good. Cain's (the main venue in Tulsa) has the worst security there. Sometimes I don't even get patted down. This patting down was nothing short of rape let me tell you. But that was made up for by the fact I didn't get the 'minor' stamp, meaning I could buy beer. So I'm chilling after seeing some fellows I know waiting for the show to start, and finally it does.

The first band, Forte, was alright. Kind of death metal at some points, and prog metal at others. The bassist stole the show however. He's very talented and moved all over the fret board extremely fast. He'd switch his hand from playing under handed to over handed which is always cool, but he did it like it was child's play. In typical bassist fashion he didn't have a shirt on and his hair was all shaved except for a pony tail located on top of his head that was braided in to multiple tails. For the whole concert he'd swing his head while playing and it would be like a helicopter's blades spinning around. That was niftly. He did back up vocals too and sounded like Geddy Lee of Rush. I thought it was cool, but apparently I was the only one because everyone else would laugh at him and the lead singer who's vocals were a mix of death and Geddy Lee style. It kind of pissed me off because even if you don't like a band you shouldn't laugh at them in concert. I don't think they noticed at least. All in all, Forte was good, but not enough to make me want to buy anything from them.

Next up is Cellador. I had no clue who these guys were before they played, but I was blown away. One of the lead guitarists looks like Claudio Sanchez and that is alright by me. :) So they start playing and I'm just stunned. For a minute I thought Cellador had been replaced by Dragonforce, they're basically a carbon-copy of them, but the difference is I like Cellador quite a bit. One of my main thoughts during this set was, "speed metal at its finest". The mosh pit finally started up for the first time that night, it was sad seeing the lead singer of Forte saying, "where's the ****ing pit", three times that night with the crowd having a dazed look of boredom over their faces. I didn't get involved however because I was behind only one person from being right at the front and the person was short so it was a perfect spot. Halfway through someone threw beer at me and this skinhead next to me and he was rarin' to fight whoever it was. He said, "I've got to drive home after this sh*t". I'd have understood him if he hadn't been drinking and would end up being pulled over and have to go through a test, but he was drinking before and smelled of alchohal already....oh well. Before Cellador's final song they said this was the final stop on their two-and-a-half week tour and to help make this last song special. I didn't know it was the last concert for the whole tour and I thought that was cool. Cellador ended their set magnificently and I knew I'd be stopping by their merch booth later on.

After over a half an hour of waiting Bullet For My Valentine finally got on to play. The recorded intro to their debut full-length album played while the members waved to the crowd and through water on us, thank God because it was very, very hot there. The band commented that it was the hottest concert they ever played several times. So after the intro finished the started off with "Her Voice Resides". It was awesome because every single person, including me, started semi-moshing to the music. I was punching and stuff, but managed to stay in the same place for the whole thing, mostly. Then after that they continued to go in order of the record with "4 Words
(To Choke Upon)". Bullet For My Valentine is a lot better live than I thought they would be.

The lead guitarist, Moose, was right in front of me the whole time and it was cool to see him play. He'd stick his tongue out at us from time to time and do various, funny things. The band would pause quite a bit, or Matt would signal us to sing along and that was pretty bad a.ss. After a while it was pretty hot and I, along with a couple other people, yelled at the "security" in front of us for water. Usually the people will pour water from bottles down our mouths at concerts and do it a lot at the main concert venue in Tulsa, but the guy nearest was sitting there drinking from a water bottle and shook his head no. That fu.cker. The Hive has the wost security. When people would crowd surf they wouldn't even catch them and when the fell out of the crowd at the front is the only time security would get off their as.ses. They wouldn't even ask if the people were alright and just throw them back into the top of the crowd, or take them to the side roughly and get them out of their way of sleeping. >:-[

A little more than halfway through frontman Matt said, "This next song is for the beautiful women of Tulsa. Come talk to me after this show if you want to fu.ck me. This is "Tears Don't Fall". Usually it's not surprising for the members of a band to talk to women after the show and that would lead on to whatever, but it was the first time I saw a guy do that. :p

Finally, the band got off the stage and dispensed with the usual thanks for having us and stuff. Everyone was yelling one more song and the tech for the band said they're way in the back watching playboy and we'd have to yell real loud to get them to come back. I'm still at the very front of course and I could see them waiting right behind the makeshift stage (btw, it was just a really large table set up with a short steel fence keeping us from the stage). They came back for two songs. I think both were cover songs though because I didn't recognize the songs from "The Poison". The songs were good and I decided this was the time to truely mosh.

The concert was top notch stuff. I only wish that BFMV had played "Room 409", I think it was their only song they didn't play and that the crowd was polite to Forte. My favorite song for the whole concert was definitely "All These Things I Hate (Revolve Around Me)" from BFMV. It was an epic performance with the crowd singing every lyric from the song. It was awesome and the band made the song heavier than it is on the recorded version.

For the merch booth I only went to Cellador and guess what? I met all five members of the band. :cool: I bought a shirt and their CD, which all five signed the cover of the booklet. I thought of telling the lead guitarist I liked his hair and it reminded me of Claudio Sanchez, but I decided not to. Then I went outside and waited for my ride. I actually waited besides the bus BFMV were using and lo and behold, Matt, the frontman is on the bus with, I thought, every member of the band, with a group of women. I got tired of waiting and spying through the window on them and went back inside. There I saw the lead guitarist of BFMV. I was surprised at first because I figured he'd be in the bus, but he was talking to fans instead and signing autographs at the merch booth. I didn't have anything for him to sign though and lost my ticket earlier so I gave him my shoe to sign. haha. Now I know why he wasn't on the bus because I looked at the liner notes and he's married.

All in all...4/5 concert. Forte was a 3/5 Cellador was a 4.5/5 and BFMV were a 4.5/5 as well. Very cool night.

[mynameischan]

This next song is for the beautiful women of Tulsa. Come talk to me after this show if you want to **** me.
I would have taken advantage of that if I were you.

[pixiesfanyo]

^ Sounds too meathead for my liking.

[Storm In A Teacup]

^ Sounds too meathead for my liking.

Haha, yeah, I was somewhat thinking, "that's just not cool", right when he said that.


...but he was the one getting laid although he probably still would have if he didn't say that anyway. :-\

[pixiesfanyo]

Oh.

I meant the concert in general.

[Storm In A Teacup]

Oh.

el oh el.

Obviously it's because you like none of the bands.

Damn, I forgot to mention the bassist in Forte also playing an electric upright bass, but with just a neck and no body.

[FlawedPerfection]

^Yeah, I saw those at Penn State. They're pretty sweet.

[Iluvatar]

The way reviews are showing up at the moment is quite ugly. I hope thats just a personal problem or temporary.

[mx]

Sputnik coming to terms with change: the endless battle.

[Iluvatar]

I don't think I'll mind it, I just don't see why it really had to change. I mean, sure it compaccts all that info into a much smaller space, but it was just nicer looking and easier to read before.

Whatever, onto sw battlefront 2

[mynameischan]

You just need to open your eyes and see the beauty in change.

[pixiesfanyo]

^Yeah, I saw those at Penn State. They're pretty sweet.

Penn State = My town. :angry:

[FlawedPerfection]

Well then I invaded your town for a summer music camp. Kovalchich was the bass teacher there and brought his electric upright.

And... I'm back to jazz reviewing.

[pixiesfanyo]

Kovalchech is such a douche bag.

I wasn't even involved in the music program, and I ****ed around with all the timpanis every lunch period.

[Storm In A Teacup]

Today is apparently an all metal news day.

[Iluvatar]

It's because metal is \m/

In other news, to gt my indie street cred back up after all those System of a Down reviews, I decided to review a hip hop album that apparently very few people have heard of. It's such a good album, whatever will I do if it is rejected?

[Storm In A Teacup]

My left ear is still ringing from the concert last night. :(

[RandyfromPennywise]

Here's a review of the concert I went to last night (you will +rep me for this 10 paragraph review by God!). I posted this in pop-punk's concert review thread, but I figure there is at least one person who would read this here.

So I've had my ticket for the Forte, Cellador, and Bullet For My Valentine for a couple weeks and I'm pumped, okay? Well, the venue it's being held at I'd never been to before because most national bands go to a different place. Well, The Hive is known for how rowdy it can get; a man was shot to death there not too long ago. I get there and it's obvious it could be like that night again...I probably stuck out as an untr00 metalhead since I was wearing a beloved Coheed & Cambria shirt, but I put on the skin head routine anyway. :p

I'm inside the venue now after getting patted down. It's unusual that I was though as I figured security wouldn't be that good. Cain's (the main venue in Tulsa) has the worst security there. Sometimes I don't even get patted down. This patting down was nothing short of rape let me tell you. But that was made up for by the fact I didn't get the 'minor' stamp, meaning I could buy beer. So I'm chilling after seeing some fellows I know waiting for the show to start, and finally it does.

The first band, Forte, was alright. Kind of death metal at some points, and prog metal at others. The bassist stole the show however. He's very talented and moved all over the fret board extremely fast. He'd switch his hand from playing under handed to over handed which is always cool, but he did it like it was child's play. In typical bassist fashion he didn't have a shirt on and his hair was all shaved except for a pony tail located on top of his head that was braided in to multiple tails. For the whole concert he'd swing his head while playing and it would be like a helicopter's blades spinning around. That was niftly. He did back up vocals too and sounded like Geddy Lee of Rush. I thought it was cool, but apparently I was the only one because everyone else would laugh at him and the lead singer who's vocals were a mix of death and Geddy Lee style. It kind of pissed me off because even if you don't like a band you shouldn't laugh at them in concert. I don't think they noticed at least. All in all, Forte was good, but not enough to make me want to buy anything from them.

Next up is Cellador. I had no clue who these guys were before they played, but I was blown away. One of the lead guitarists looks like Claudio Sanchez and that is alright by me. :) So they start playing and I'm just stunned. For a minute I thought Cellador had been replaced by Dragonforce, they're basically a carbon-copy of them, but the difference is I like Cellador quite a bit. One of my main thoughts during this set was, "speed metal at its finest". The mosh pit finally started up for the first time that night, it was sad seeing the lead singer of Forte saying, "where's the ****ing pit", three times that night with the crowd having a dazed look of boredom over their faces. I didn't get involved however because I was behind only one person from being right at the front and the person was short so it was a perfect spot. Halfway through someone threw beer at me and this skinhead next to me and he was rarin' to fight whoever it was. He said, "I've got to drive home after this sh*t". I'd have understood him if he hadn't been drinking and would end up being pulled over and have to go through a test, but he was drinking before and smelled of alchohal already....oh well. Before Cellador's final song they said this was the final stop on their two-and-a-half week tour and to help make this last song special. I didn't know it was the last concert for the whole tour and I thought that was cool. Cellador ended their set magnificently and I knew I'd be stopping by their merch booth later on.

After over a half an hour of waiting Bullet For My Valentine finally got on to play. The recorded intro to their debut full-length album played while the members waved to the crowd and through water on us, thank God because it was very, very hot there. The band commented that it was the hottest concert they ever played several times. So after the intro finished the started off with "Her Voice Resides". It was awesome because every single person, including me, started semi-moshing to the music. I was punching and stuff, but managed to stay in the same place for the whole thing, mostly. Then after that they continued to go in order of the record with "4 Words
(To Choke Upon)". Bullet For My Valentine is a lot better live than I thought they would be.

The lead guitarist, Moose, was right in front of me the whole time and it was cool to see him play. He'd stick his tongue out at us from time to time and do various, funny things. The band would pause quite a bit, or Matt would signal us to sing along and that was pretty bad a.ss. After a while it was pretty hot and I, along with a couple other people, yelled at the "security" in front of us for water. Usually the people will pour water from bottles down our mouths at concerts and do it a lot at the main concert venue in Tulsa, but the guy nearest was sitting there drinking from a water bottle and shook his head no. That fu.cker. The Hive has the wost security. When people would crowd surf they wouldn't even catch them and when the fell out of the crowd at the front is the only time security would get off their as.ses. They wouldn't even ask if the people were alright and just throw them back into the top of the crowd, or take them to the side roughly and get them out of their way of sleeping. >:-[

A little more than halfway through frontman Matt said, "This next song is for the beautiful women of Tulsa. Come talk to me after this show if you want to fu.ck me. This is "Tears Don't Fall". Usually it's not surprising for the members of a band to talk to women after the show and that would lead on to whatever, but it was the first time I saw a guy do that. :p

Finally, the band got off the stage and dispensed with the usual thanks for having us and stuff. Everyone was yelling one more song and the tech for the band said they're way in the back watching playboy and we'd have to yell real loud to get them to come back. I'm still at the very front of course and I could see them waiting right behind the makeshift stage (btw, it was just a really large table set up with a short steel fence keeping us from the stage). They came back for two songs. I think both were cover songs though because I didn't recognize the songs from "The Poison". The songs were good and I decided this was the time to truely mosh.

The concert was top notch stuff. I only wish that BFMV had played "Room 409", I think it was their only song they didn't play and that the crowd was polite to Forte. My favorite song for the whole concert was definitely "All These Things I Hate (Revolve Around Me)" from BFMV. It was an epic performance with the crowd singing every lyric from the song. It was awesome and the band made the song heavier than it is on the recorded version.

For the merch booth I only went to Cellador and guess what? I met all five members of the band. :cool: I bought a shirt and their CD, which all five signed the cover of the booklet. I thought of telling the lead guitarist I liked his hair and it reminded me of Claudio Sanchez, but I decided not to. Then I went outside and waited for my ride. I actually waited besides the bus BFMV were using and lo and behold, Matt, the frontman is on the bus with, I thought, every member of the band, with a group of women. I got tired of waiting and spying through the window on them and went back inside. There I saw the lead guitarist of BFMV. I was surprised at first because I figured he'd be in the bus, but he was talking to fans instead and signing autographs at the merch booth. I didn't have anything for him to sign though and lost my ticket earlier so I gave him my shoe to sign. haha. Now I know why he wasn't on the bus because I looked at the liner notes and he's married.

All in all...4/5 concert. Forte was a 3/5 Cellador was a 4.5/5 and BFMV were a 4.5/5 as well. Very cool night.Nice review, I liked the detail. I think the phrase "merch booth" just rolls off the tongue beautifully.

[FlawedPerfection]

Kovalchech is such a douche bag.

Yeah, the only thing cool about him is the bitchin' glass mouthpiece he has for his tuba.

[masada]

Oh, hilarious.

PEOPLE

[Iluvatar]

hey sup lim hows pennsylvania or w/e

[masada]

probably the two most boring days since like... last week

[pulseczar]

you should've gone to san diego instead

[pixiesfanyo]

PEOPLE

GUYS, THIS IS GETTING REALLY STUPID NOW!

[masada]

GUYS, THIS IS GETTING REALLY STUPID NOW!

IN ALL HONESTY, YOU'RE A PRETTY LOUSY MODERATOR

I THINK I AM QUALIFIED FOR THE JOB

I KNOW ALL OF THE SPAMMERS, TROLLS, ETC.

[Shadows]

People, does this thread really have to be like a giant AIM covo? Your posts seem to be getting more incoherent by the minute.

[masada]

Oh Shadows, but they make so much sense.

And is that Kerry King playing bagpipes? If so, he just won cool points from me.

[Iluvatar]

Is that Fiona Apple looking creepy and unnatractive? If so, she just lost spank bank potential from me.

/40 year old virgin ftw

[Shadows]

Yeah, but I think it's just a picture of him playing guitar with bagpipes photoshopped into his hands.

[pixiesfanyo]

IN ALL HONESTY, YOU'RE A PRETTY LOUSY MODERATOR

I THINK I AM QUALIFIED FOR THE JOB

I KNOW ALL OF THE SPAMMERS, TROLLS, ETC.

I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pulseczar]

pixies where do you get all these big avatars no fair

[sexymuffin]

I don't think you realize how much power i have

[masada]

dude simon and garfunkle have more

i mean c'mon, they pioneered emo

[mynameischan]

you wouldnt know emo if it kicked you in the nuts

[pixiesfanyo]

pixies where do you get all these big avatars no fair

What do you mean?

I'm a winner.

And winners get big avatars.

[pulseczar]

teach me how to win plz.

[mynameischan]

make joke lists

[pixiesfanyo]

be here for three more years?

[pulseczar]

damn I thought there was an easy way like with money orders and what not

[pixiesfanyo]

nope. i spent my first year hiding in s&l.

you could try that.

[masada]

i've been here one month longer than you i win @ pulse

[Shadows]

Would anyone mind if I featured one of my own reviews? I have yet to have a review of mine featured and I think my next one would be very appropriate. Try not to give me a stupid response to this.

[mynameischan]

I'm scared of mods, so do whatever you want. I wouldn't care.

[pixiesfanyo]

Would anyone mind if I featured one of my own reviews? I have yet to have a review of mine featured and I think my next one would be very appropriate. Try not to give me a stupid response to this.

Featuring your own review is so lame.

[The Jungler]

Would anyone mind if I featured one of my own reviews? I have yet to have a review of mine featured and I think my next one would be very appropriate. Try not to give me a stupid response to this.I guess I don't see anything wrong with it. It all depends on what album I think.

Does anyone here like Be Your Own Pet? I'm probably reviewing them in the near future.

[Iluvatar]

As long as its a good review, and the album is somewhat recent, I'd be all for it.

[Shadows]

The album just came out yesterday, so the recent part won't be a problem.

I'm just about to post it so let me know what you think of the review.

[masada]

Be Your Own Pet are on Ecstatic Peace which is owned by thurston mmmm gimme some moore

but yeha they're okay

[Iluvatar]

Hey Shadows you should feature my alias review and like I'l pos all your reviews lolol

/chan-bron exchange

edit: oh hey look lamb of god neat.

[pulseczar]

Bron and chan pos all of each other's reviews? laamme.

[mynameischan]

stop making fun of me plz :(

[Shadows]

Hey Shadows you should feature my alias review and like I'l pos all your reviews lolol

/chan-bron exchange

edit: oh hey look lamb of god neat.
I featured it, but Hip-Hop isn't part of the main page cycle so it doesn't show up at all. Sorry.

Thanks for the nice comment, though. :) I was really proud of that review.

[Iluvatar]

Oh I was just kidding. I just wanted to take a potshot at Chan.

It was a rather good review, although it didn't help me at all, considering I had basically the same general impressions off the tracks I had heard. Not your fault though.

[masada]

Shadows why are you so nice.

You should be raping women and taking fire to villages.

[pulseczar]

i thought Morrissey was the raping mod :confused:

[mynameischan]

Oh I was just kidding. I just wanted to take a potshot at Chan.
this thread hates me

[Bron-Yr-Aur]

Bron and chan pos all of each other's reviews? laamme.
I hate you.

Hey Chan, you forgot to pos a few of my reviews lolol.

[mynameischan]

lolololololollollolllolllll i'll do it once i'm unbanned in like ten weeks

[Shadows]

Shadows why are you so nice.

You should be raping women and taking fire to villages.
Eh...thanks? :lol:

At least I seem like a nice guy. I try to be, but all of this exterme metal makes it hard.

[Iluvatar]

Yeah, Shadows submits a hxc metal review, I submit a hxc country review \m/. Now in all seriousness that should be the featured rock review, not no dumb everclear :pout:

[FlawedPerfection]

Who's up for some Bob Dylan in the featured section?

[mynameischan]

my young and the hopeless review should be the featured metal review oh im so funny

[masada]

not me

[Jawaharal]

Ohh, I like the orange skin.

Anyone else seen SoaP? Movie was awesome.

[The Jungler]

Ohh, I like the orange skin.

Anyone else seen SoaP? Movie was awesome.I saw it today. It wasn't awesome.

[masada]

you were probably thinking about the plot and analyzing the script and characters and all that dumb stuff

[mynameischan]

dude nobody does that

[Shadows]

Jeez, it's barely been an hour and someone else has already written another review for Sacrament. :(

[Iluvatar]

Yeah but that review is all pretentious and stuff. That review is like The Pianist, yours is like Snakes on a Plane. Or a better analogy...

[The Jungler]

you were probably thinking about the plot and analyzing the script and characters and all that dumb stuffYeah pretty much.

I watched 28 Days Later last night though, that was pretty awesome.

[Shadows]

That analogy made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. :lol:

@ Iluvator

[Iluvatar]

I watched 28 Days Later last night though, that was pretty awesome.
The movie is good, but it's way better watching all of the alternate endings in order. Man are those kick ***.

[mynameischan]

Hey Ilu, maybe you should check GD.

[Bron-Yr-Aur]

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=488503

[The Jungler]

The only one I really liked was the one that was drawn out with just the director and writer doing voices.

@ Iluvatar

[Iluvatar]

...I hate to waste a post on this, but what? @ chan

oh. Hm. Interesting.

[Bron-Yr-Aur]

Click that link I posted Ilu.

[Iluvatar]

Yeah, I did. My reaction? A useless GD thread that people post in to get their post count up.

The truth? teh piixiesfan taking advantage of that.

edit: I don't suppose there's any way to get a user banned for harrassment, amirite? Because it's getting more than slightly ridiculous at this point.

[Bron-Yr-Aur]

Just letting you know is all.

[Shadows]

I won't be surprised if many people are banned as a result of it. =\ Stuff like this is better served outside the forum.

[mynameischan]

Hey Iluvatar I got your back in that thread.

[Iluvatar]

Uh thanks?

I seem to be having difficulty taking the thread ver seriously when I've recognized maybe 4 people in it.

[Bron-Yr-Aur]

Any particular reason why pixiesfanyo has such a fascination with smearing your name in ****?

[mynameischan]

Because he doesn't like Lord of the Rings.

[Iluvatar]

Because he has a douche username with "yo" in it?

Hey, yo and the pixies, he must be stuck in the early 90's.

[Dave de Sylvia]

pixiesfan90210

[mynameischan]

pixiesfanwerd

[Bron-Yr-Aur]

Because he doesn't like Lord of the Rings.
Well neither do I, but I merely co-exist with Ilu as opposed to Mr. yo.

This runs deep. I will solve the mystery. Whoa I just stopped caring actually. So Snakes In a Plane was moderately amusing.

[Iluvatar]

I was supposed to see it yesterday. The chick I was going with got sick.

I was supposed to see it today. I realized I couldn't find my wallet.

I fail at life...

[mynameischan]

i think i might be seeing it tomorrow.
I was supposed to see it yesterday. The chick I was going with got sick.

I was supposed to see it today. I realized I couldn't find my wallet.

I fail at life...
You can come with me and we'll make out in the back.

[pixiesfanyo]

Because pixiesfanyo is a huge asshole.

[kno_kontrol]

so Im coming back to posting in here since Im too down to post any reviews on sputnik under my alt account (still inexplicably banned ftw). How goes it aside from Pixiefanyo's silliness?

[The Jungler]

Come to my town, one of our sluts could give you a blowjob then you could get into a fight with Branford (rival towns ftl).

@ People going to movies

[mynameischan]

Keep it clean you dirtbag.

[Iluvatar]

I'd rather make out with chan than be in a surreal version of The Outsiders, thxvrymch.

[kno_kontrol]

grr grrr chan

[pixiesfanyo]

I'm not being silly.

iluvatar leaving sputnik would make it's goodness go up tenfold.

[kno_kontrol]

coming from the one polluting my brainstem with his Ernie avatar

[Bron-Yr-Aur]

Come to my town, one of our sluts could give you a blowjob then you could get into a fight with Branford (rival towns ftl).
I do that everyday. I would come, but Connecticut sucks. :( Just like Kentucky.

[mynameischan]

I'd rather make out with chan than be in a surreal version of The Outsiders, thxvrymch.
ILUVATAR GETS TO STAY

[Iluvatar]

I accept your marraige proposal, pixiesfanyo.

[kno_kontrol]

rofl @chan

[mynameischan]

I accept your marraige proposal, pixiesfanyo.
:upset:

worrabout me?

[pixiesfanyo]

coming from the one polluting my brainstem with his Ernie avatar

it's a trend.

i want to fit in

[kno_kontrol]

:upset:

worrabout me?

its ok, I hear lim lim is a gentle fellow, you should get holla at him

[Iluvatar]

:upset:

worrabout me?
You can be the Emelio Estevez to my Rob Lowe.

[mynameischan]

its ok, I hear lim lim is a gentle fellow, you should get holla at him
lim lim smells funny and he doesn't put out.
You can be the Emelio Estevez to my Rob Lowe.
EH?!

[Bron-Yr-Aur]

Emelio Estevez is lame. The Mighty Ducks were better off without him.

[kno_kontrol]

I suppose Estevez puts out more than lim lim huh

[masada]

goooollllllddddbeeerrrggggggg!!!!

nobody likes eliminator :(

[Iluvatar]

I was making more Outsiders references because it's the greatest movie ever made.

np: Joe Nichols - who cares its great anyways

[mynameischan]

Well if zebra cakes aren't just the greatest snacks in the whole goshdern world.....

[Bron-Yr-Aur]

nobody likes eliminator
I hear that Cygnus guy wants to kick your ***. He's hardcore, you should watch it.