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fattymattk
11-14-2002, 01:01 AM
Episode 1: Moving In

MX: *walks through door into living room*
"Today I have decided to give back to the mx community after months and months of taking. With all the money I've earned from this message board, I've decided to purchase a 500 room mansion, so that all the active musicianforums.com members can live together in harmony."

fattymattk: "MX, can I have two rooms? My mom needs a place to sleep, and uh....oh nevermind. She can sleep with me." :naughty:

MX: "Oh Matt, you crazy guy you. When will you ever learn?"

fattymattk: "Learn?...Uh...I'm not quite following you. Could you...hey look there's Rachel!"

Clintillia: *walks into house through front door*
"Where's my room? I want a room with 2 pistols, a shotgun, and a rifle.....oh, and I want proof that no abortions have been performed in it."

MX: *types something into computer*
"Hmm, sorry, zerokewl took the last one."

Clintillia: "Ok, then. Just give me something next to Ben Baker."

fattymattk: "I want something next to punkerdrummer, lil drummer girl, Julies Ruined, LightRaven, Midnightkitty, sweeteo, and Clintillia."

MX: "Ok, Clintillia, you're in room 203. Matt, you can stay in the girls' bathroom."

fattymattk: "The one with the tampon dispenser?"

MX: "You betcha."

fattymattk: "Sweeeeet."

Jarviss: "Yo, wazzup my niggaz?"

Clintillia: "Why are you talking like that?"

Jarviss: "I was trying to act young and hip." :upset:

MX: "Jarviss, you and iamsuperdan are in room 301 and 302 on the old man floor where you won't make any of the young ladies uncomfortable."

Jarviss: "What about Disco Stu?"

MX: "He can share Dan's room."

Clintillia: "How come fattymattk isn't on the old man's floor? He's going to bother us more than anyone else."

MX: "Matt is a mature young man, and will not do anything to you girls that you don't deserve. Right Matt?....Matt?......MATT!!!!"

fattymattk: *looks up from LightRaven's chest*
"Oh yeah....bacon would be great for breakfast."

LightRaven: "I want a room near a flight of stairs so I can use my double bass as a sled."

MX: "Ok....room 200 should do it."

currentnewbiewiththewordblinkinhisname: "Huh huh, you said 'do it'."

DBoon's Ghost: *kicks currentnewbiewiththewordblinkinhisname out of house*
"Don't worry, I banned him....where am I sleeping?"

MX: "Dammit, I knew I didn't have enough rooms on the old man floor. You'll have to share a room with Jarviss."

Jarviss: "Cool, we can jam."

DBoon's Ghost: "Are you any good at video games?"

Jarviss: "No, but I'm good at guitar."

DBoon's Ghost: "Do you know a lot about computers?"

Jarviss: "No, but I'm good at guitar."

DBoon's Ghost: "Are you good at playing bass?"

Jarviss: "Well sure, because I'm good at guitar."

DBoon's Ghost: *takes out anger by banning the nearest person who looks like he might have the slightest interest in blink 182*

iamsuperdan: "Hello everyone! I've arrived!"

MX: "Welcome Dan. How do you like the colours of the walls?"

iamsuperdan: "They're a little too blue."

MX: "Consider them changed."
*changes html coding and wallpaper turns colour somehow"

fattymattk: *looks up from Clintillia's chest*
"Cool."
*eyes return to chest*

iamsuperdan: "Man, I gotta pee."
*goes to washroom*

m.o.d.: *enters room*
"I haven't slept in three days. I can't wait to see my room."

MX: "Yeah, we didn't bother putting a bed in your room."

m.o.d.: "Meh."

Disco Stu: *walks out of the bathroom*
"Where's Disco Stu spending the night?"

MX: "You're in with Dan."

Disco Stu: "Disco Stu was hoping for a room next to all the ladies."

fattymattk: "You'll never take my room!!!!!"
*runs up to girls' washroom and starts unpacking*

punkerdrummer: "Would you mind not staring when I'm trying to pee?"

fattymattk: "Soarry."

punkerdrummer: *giggles*

fattymattk: *gets boner*

punkerdrummer: *gets naked*

fattymattk: *is jealous of the tampon*

punkerdrummer: *craves fattymattk's meat, even though it goes against vegan lifestyle*

Black Box: *pops head through window*
"Stop spamming!!!"

fattymattk: "I don't think you're allowed to be here."

Black Box: *is never seen again*
*probably got hit by a train later that day*

*scene returns to living room*

NachoChez: "Where am I sleeping mx?"

MX: "Uh...lets see. Zerokewl is in room 231, so you must be in room 132."

fattymattk: *returns so he can continue being centre of attention*
"You're talking a lot more than usual today mx."

MX: "Well, Matt, I'll be here at the start to help everyone get settled in, but pretty soon I'll let the mods do all the work and you'll never hear from me again."

fattymattk: *looks up from lil drummer girl's chest*
"Soarry, you lost me at 'Well, Matt'."

lil drummer girl: "And you had me at 'Soarry'!"
*jumps into fattymattk's lap*

m.o.d.: "How come Matt is getting all the girls?"

NachoChez: "I think he's the one writing this thing."

m.o.d.: "I see."

ikikdababy: "Sorry that I left for so long guys. Did you miss me?"

everyone: "uh...well.. kinda I guess."

MX: "Lil drummer girl, you're in room 202. Ikik, you're in 152."

Trooper: "Where am I sleeping?"

MX: "Get out."

Trooper: "No.....w00t nucka"

MX: *rolls up sleeves*

(insert cool kung fu scene here)

Trooper: "Lays in a bloody pile of flesh."

everyone: "YAY!!!!!!!!!!!"

MX: *dusts hands off*
"Ok, where were we?"

Jaco: "Hi guys. In what room will I be sleeping tonight? Regards, Jaco."

MX: "147 sounds good."

Jaco: "Thanks. Regards, Jaco."

Midnightkitty: *enters room*
"Hello, I'm the new mod. Yep, I'm a mod. Worship me everyone."

MX: "That doesn't seem much like you, midnightkitty."

Midnightkitty: *rips off mask in dramatic fashion to reveal her true identity as Mardy, back from wherever he left to*

Mardy: "Hey everyone! I'm making a guest appearance!"

MX: "Then you can stay in guest room number 4 on the first floor. And why the hell did you decide to dress up like midnightkitty?"

Mardy: "I have a secret crush on kornish."

fattymattk: "You too?"

Mardy: "Matt, you have a crush on anything that breathes, and that's no secret."

fattymattk: "I also like some types of plants." :cool:

Midnightkitty: *enters room*
"Hello. Where am I sleeping?"

MX: "Room 209."

Kornish: *enters room carrying all of midnightkitty's luggage*
"And where am I staying?"

MX: "Room 209."

Kornish: "Damn right."

Android: "May I inquire as to where the location of my accomodations for this evening will be?"

MX: "Oops I forgot about you."

Android: "Impudent Strumpet!!!"

MX: "Settle down, there's lots of rooms. You can have room 175."

Simplephotographinthesun: "Don't forget about me."

MX: "106."

Big69: "Don't forget about me either."

MX: "135."

xxxwookie: "Or me."

MX: "198."

bigbadboodoodaddy: "Or me."

MX: "187."

Julies Ruined: "Don't forget me."

MX: "230."

Pimpdaddykabz: "You can't forget me, I'm a mod."

MX: "146."

looozer: "Don't tell me that you forgot yours truly."

MX: "187."

litninfingers: "I'm mod at TC."

MX: "Room 154."

Administration: "I demand a room."

MX: "Ok, this is getting out of control. Anyone who was forgotten will be remembered later unless they are stupid, and don't contribute anything worthwhile to the board."

fattymattk: "Stay tuned for episode 2 where our beloved musicianforums.com members will find themselves in countless hilarious predicaments..."

GoM: "You forgot me." :upset:

fattymattk: "...and any forgotten members from this episode will be mentioned (maybe) in the next episode.......ok, play the theme song............it's the button next to the stop button....no, that's the rewind butto from this episode will be mentioned (maybe) in the next episode.......ok, play the theme song.....it's the button next to the stop button....no, that's the rewind butto........dammit, I'll just do it myself."
*presses play button and the theme song plays*

*credits roll*

*audience anxiously awaits episode 2*

*fox considers dropping The MX Show for a reality series called When Drummers Attack*

the end.

some random viewer: "There's too many characters."

guy sitting next to some random viewer: "Worst show ever."

kida: "They forgot me." :( :upset:

Moniker
11-14-2002, 01:14 AM
THAT IS GODLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


HAHHAHA. Good times! :D :D :D

iamsuperdan
11-14-2002, 01:15 AM
Congratualtions Matt. For the first time ever, one of your "concept" posts has made me crack up. :lol:

Why do I have to shack up with Disco Stu? I think I would end up shoving his roller skate down his throat after a bit. Of course, if we hit the clubs, we be swarmed by the ladies.

Anyway...good work man.

fattymattk
11-14-2002, 01:18 AM
*is worried that it's too long*

but I'm glad you think it's good guys.

as for Disco Stu...well, I had to stick him somewhere on the old man's floor.

iamsuperdan
11-14-2002, 01:19 AM
It's a 500 room mansion! Surely he could have his own room!

fattymattk
11-14-2002, 01:21 AM
yeah but, well, there's only...uhh....I thought he would feel right at home with you.

and I think it's a little weird how you never came out of the bathroom dan....what were you doing in there????

jenyus
11-14-2002, 01:22 AM
Can I live in the attic?

fattymattk
11-14-2002, 01:26 AM
are you a girl?

anyway, the attic is where we keep the archives, so you can have a regular room like everyone else.

Pop music sucks
11-14-2002, 01:27 AM
I'm not there:eek:

jenyus
11-14-2002, 01:28 AM
Nay my friend. I would be male. I do have a *****...or last time I checked I did(about ten minutes ago).

fattymattk
11-14-2002, 01:28 AM
I'm sorry. You have no idea how hard it is to include everyone. There were countless after thoughts near the end haha.

iamsuperdan
11-14-2002, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by fattymattk

and I think it's a little weird how you never came out of the bathroom dan....what were you doing in there????

I'm not sure. You never wrote me out of there! Now go write episode 2 and get me the fawk out of the bathroom.

Julies Ruined
11-14-2002, 01:29 AM
I dont like the location of my room ;)



But cool :cool:

Pop music sucks
11-14-2002, 01:32 AM
You're next to zerokewl:p

*doesn't have a room*:upset:

fattymattk
11-14-2002, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by iamsuperdan


I'm not sure. You never wrote me out of there! Now go write episode 2 and get me the fawk out of the bathroom.

ok.

I'm not writing it now though. This is like a once every two week kind of deal.

and I hope you noticed my joke though. I think you're one of the few people who could get it.

Moniker
11-14-2002, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by Julies Ruined
I dont like the location of my room ;)



But cool :cool:


there is a free spot in 154 :)

Julies Ruined
11-14-2002, 01:35 AM
You read my mind :naughty:

iamsuperdan
11-14-2002, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by fattymattk


ok.

I'm not writing it now though. This is like a once every two week kind of deal.

and I hope you noticed my joke though. I think you're one of the few people who could get it.

I think I got it. :lol:

Moniker
11-14-2002, 01:41 AM
Originally posted by Julies Ruined
You read my mind :naughty: <3 :naughty:

Pop music sucks
11-14-2002, 01:43 AM
<3(|:::::8:naughty:

Kithkin
11-14-2002, 01:46 AM
Damn thats some funny stuff fatty. Ep 2 better come soon though. I dont know if i can wait:). But i dont care if im in it or not... really... i dont:(

fattymattk
11-14-2002, 01:49 AM
*writes down the names of people who have complained about being forgotten* ;)

I'll try to include you next time, even if it's just a cameo appearance or something.

Hollbrooks
11-14-2002, 08:05 AM
:lol: that was worth reading.

punkerdrummer
11-14-2002, 08:33 AM
:lol: :D

LegionsofMarduk
11-14-2002, 08:40 AM
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

m.o.d
11-14-2002, 08:44 AM
I see how it is. No bed, no girls, no nothin'. :o



:evil:

StevenHendriks
11-14-2002, 08:45 AM
oh god damn, matt, that was hilarious. You really cranked me up with the jaco (regards) part and blackbox coming in.

as for the next episode, can i have a room close to rachels? i love watching to tapes with abortion scenes...

StevenHendriks
11-14-2002, 08:47 AM
hey mod, maybe you can get your real-life-roommate to settle in with you... at least you'll have some company ;)

m.o.d
11-14-2002, 08:48 AM
but he smells like shit .... :( *whines*

StevenHendriks
11-14-2002, 09:00 AM
poor bastard, maybe mx can set you in the hall with light raven, seems like lindsay is already taken :)

Drunkoffyourkiss
11-14-2002, 09:02 AM
*wishes he has been here long enough to be included*

talk show host
11-14-2002, 10:05 AM
i'll share a room with you m.o.d :D

:o

Toozey
11-14-2002, 10:27 AM
:lol:

looozer
11-14-2002, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by m.o.d
I see how it is. No bed, no girls, no nothin'. :o



:evil:
It's okay. I have two beds in my room. You come down here and I'll kick my roomate out and send him to Pratt. You'll have a bed and we can split the girls.

Oh nevermind. We were talking about the MX house :upset:

fattymattk
11-14-2002, 10:48 AM
all the rooms have computers with high speed internet, and they are all on a network :)

FlatlineBassist
11-14-2002, 11:00 AM
That was hilarious...Now write my name down woman, I'm complaining about being forgotten..Bastard :)

StevenHendriks
11-14-2002, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by fattymattk
all the rooms have computers with high speed internet, and they are all on a network :)

cool, so we can all visit mx at superduper speed (exept for when mx is down), and we can play network games together with high speed...

matt, you rock!!! :D

lelelovesme
11-14-2002, 12:00 PM
Hey you forgot me. You can put me in the same room as Lele's because we will be married by then. write our names on the list.

crazyman
11-14-2002, 12:08 PM
that was actually pretty funny :lol:

if your hiring i can be the door bouncer cause i'm crazzzy and i have no problem killing someone :D

m.o.d
11-14-2002, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by looozer

It's okay. I have two beds in my room. You come down here and I'll kick my roomate out and send him to Pratt. You'll have a bed and we can split the girls.




mmmmm ... we can split the girls? :naughty: *ponders ... chainsaw or exacto knife, chainsaw or exacto...*


:evil:

Wiley Willy
11-14-2002, 01:01 PM
That was pure class, but all those people in real life complaining about being a attention seeking losers, who just wanna be known.

You forgot me

SpazzMan
11-14-2002, 01:24 PM
You have WAY too much time on your hands matt :( Maybe you should try masturbation, like me.

Coolspot
11-14-2002, 01:35 PM
Can I be the guy who doesn't say anything till episode 6? then u can make a whole episode about trying to find out who I am!

mutilator
11-14-2002, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Wiley Willy
That was pure class, but all those people in real life complaining about being a attention seeking losers, who just wanna be known.

You forgot me if you ask me anyone who replyed in this topic only did it to bring attention to him/herself so fattymattk would remember to put that person in the episode 2

SpazzMan
11-14-2002, 01:57 PM
Then that includes you, you little attention whore you. :D

Wiley Willy
11-14-2002, 01:58 PM
I thought the little text at the bottom showed it was INITRELY the reason I posted that.

mutilator
11-14-2002, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by SpazzMan
Then that includes you, you little attention whore you. :D why do you think i posted that :evil:

simplephotographinthesun
11-14-2002, 02:57 PM
<---had only 1 line *runs away crying* :upset:

Clintillia
11-14-2002, 03:07 PM
That made me chuckle inside my insane mind.

lelelovesme
11-14-2002, 03:13 PM
^^ you're insane?

Clintillia
11-14-2002, 03:14 PM
Some say so, yes.

Jaco
11-14-2002, 03:23 PM
*nods*

WetNoodle
11-14-2002, 03:24 PM
*ahem*

I want to get slaped in the second episode

SpazzMan
11-14-2002, 03:36 PM
i wouldnt mind getting my anal beard shaved by someones teeth in the next episode :)

fattymattk
11-14-2002, 03:51 PM
dammit, the whole second episode is basically going to just mention everyone who was forgotten

how boring :upset:

Hababi
11-14-2002, 03:52 PM
Heyyyyy I don't have a speaking part! :angry: *cries in room*

I want a speaking part next time!

BenBaker06
11-14-2002, 03:55 PM
You are my hero.


You forgot me. :upset:

Moniker
11-14-2002, 03:57 PM
No he didn't.. lol. You're in it a few times.. at least you're mentioned in it.

MetalMan882
11-14-2002, 04:06 PM
:lol: I want to be the butler! :)

BenBaker06
11-14-2002, 04:22 PM
Rachel is insane! INSANELY GOOD IN BED!

I want to be a buttler too! :naughty:

Clintillia
11-14-2002, 04:23 PM
:lol:
Oh you know it.

GoM
11-14-2002, 04:29 PM
sweet jesus, that stuff was funny

right as I thought "he forgot me :upset" I saw it typed.

Gold!

Orange Soda
11-14-2002, 05:54 PM
Well .. I have to say that was the funniest thing I've ever read on the boards , good job..

nothing
11-14-2002, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by NachoChez
I can't believe none of you caught the subliminal message! My room number is 132. 1+3+2 = 6, 6 + the 3 from 132 = 9, 6 + 9 = 69! :naughty:

never caught on to that...:eek:

anyway, i liked it, very funny stuff, the only problem was that you forgot me... :upset:

DistortedRiff
11-14-2002, 06:28 PM
Good job .. but ..:upset: I'd like a major/minor role in the sequel.

Lowend
11-14-2002, 07:45 PM
maybe i could be the guy that's passed out 24/7 and nobody knows why.

big69
11-14-2002, 07:47 PM
buahahahahhahhahaa!!!!!


that was great

:)

kida
11-14-2002, 07:50 PM
you never mentioned me, after all the year ive been here

Broken Glass
11-14-2002, 07:54 PM
Best Thread Ever.

but of course, im not mentioned. lol. no that was great matt, cant wait for #2

GoM
11-14-2002, 08:20 PM
who are you? I have never seen you....

looozer
11-14-2002, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by m.o.d



mmmmm ... we can split the girls? :naughty: *ponders ... chainsaw or exacto knife, chainsaw or exacto...*


:evil:
Nah I was thinking something more like this:
I can screw all the hot ones :naughty:
You can screw the ugly ones that keep bothering me :D

evilsystemchic
11-14-2002, 08:27 PM
*is very happy she was missed out....coz she probably would only be the spam delivery girl*

cods
11-14-2002, 08:34 PM
*doesn't have a room*

the abe lincoln: your getting a girl from behind, you hit her in the back of the head and knock her out, flip her over, jack off on her face, shave her bush, put the hair on her face. it sticks to the soul sauce and now she has an abe lincoln beard.


*bows*

GoM
11-14-2002, 08:41 PM
mighty imaginitive

why not just grow the beard?

m.o.d
11-14-2002, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by looozer

Nah I was thinking something more like this:
I can screw all the hot ones :naughty:
You can screw the ugly ones that keep bothering me :D



Works for me. :D

Kazooie2
11-14-2002, 09:14 PM
That was great matt, cant wait to see episode 2

Episode 2: Attack of the Spam

cods
11-14-2002, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by GoM
mighty imaginitive

why not just grow the beard?

where is the fun in that?

GoM
11-14-2002, 09:36 PM
not cutting yourself with a razor :)

cods
11-14-2002, 10:59 PM
you shave her bush, not yours, and she is knocked out anyway... so, every abe lincoln

the snowmobile: whilst banging a girl in the butt, doggy style, sweep her arms out from under her so she falls on her face.

the admiral: the snowmobile with her head against the wall.

fattymattk
11-14-2002, 11:03 PM
excellent. A successful thread. Haven't had one of those in awhile. When my computer broke down, I had nothing else to do, so I wrote the first half with pen and paper. I began by writing a list of all the mx pit screen names I could think of. Then I began writing. I sort of included people who have a unique personality more. It took me like 2 hours to write the first half on paper. Then I revised it a lot, because I had nothing else to do. I reread it like 10 times, making changes each time almost. Then I got my computer back and wrote the rest in about an hour while talking to litninfingers. I proof read it two more times, and posted it.

I guess I should start doing things not so half assed from now on. It seems to work better.

Beercrazy
11-14-2002, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk
Episode 1: Moving In

*fox considers dropping The MX Show for a reality series called When Drummers Attack*



i thought that was quite hilarious lol, at least you snuck something about drummers in there

guitarplayer83
11-14-2002, 11:33 PM
hahahahahah

theunknownspunk_0
11-15-2002, 12:23 AM
as my name says, im unknown :upset: . i could be the strangely obsessed cKy fan in the next one?
*realizes he has to start posting in the pit more :upset: *

rvd7692
11-15-2002, 12:44 AM
funny **** matt

jarviss
11-15-2002, 01:19 AM
Yo, wazzup my niggaz?"


*goes to room to play guitar........*
*....stands alone...in the 500 room mx mansion...*

i'll cook once in awhile but all you punks are on garbage duty!

:-B

yep, its all adding up..again

-G

Moniker
11-15-2002, 01:21 AM
go on yahoo plz. (if you're not going to bed or anything)

jarviss
11-15-2002, 01:28 AM
*gets on bed...goes to yahoo*


*notices all the mx'ers in the hallway.....secretly chooses members for first mx mansion jam*

-G

fattymattk
11-15-2002, 01:37 AM
*jams*

*rocks out*

*jumps and twists ankle* :upset:

*career as cool rock star is now over*

jarviss
11-15-2002, 02:01 AM
*scratches fattymattks name off of upcoming jam special to be held in the basement*

*goes back to room.....plays more guitar*

-G

fattymattk
11-15-2002, 02:03 AM
I was excited for a second when I read 'scratches fattymattk'

but then you had to add that other stuff :upset:

Moniker
11-15-2002, 03:00 AM
*rocks on*


spam

fattymattk
11-15-2002, 06:15 AM
I totally just wrote a theme song.

I'll record it saturday I think and post it maybe.

It's pretty good I think :)

cods
11-15-2002, 06:56 AM
the new york style taco: while drunk, puke on a girls "box", then continue to go down on her.

Steeve Wuu
11-15-2002, 08:53 AM
you should make it shorter, but mor often, like if the 1st was an hour special and the other regular would be a 30 minutes sitcom.

Ill take the garage anytime, and ill shovel the eventual snow.

( since i dont post here much, ill describe myself : the serious yoga sage man that thinks twice before saying anyting, and disregards all kind of popular thing )

Boxman
11-15-2002, 12:28 PM
dude that rocks! well thats me all laughed out
*isn't going 2 complain about not being in it coz u don't know who i am*

i mean i took over the world and killed off the last of the new romantics, but did i get a parade? did i hell

Misfitted_Mecha
11-15-2002, 04:22 PM
out of the thousands of members, i dont think he can remember all of them
psst count me in on #2

Kornish
11-15-2002, 05:16 PM
lol i like it. well done matt :)

i just shows you dont just post aimlessly, you do actually read through the threads (shown through your knowledge of the users)

:)

Hababi
11-15-2002, 06:05 PM
I sort of included people who have a unique personality more.


What about me??!! :sad: :lol:

Lactose Intolerant
11-15-2002, 08:01 PM
what about me?:(

Pop music sucks
11-15-2002, 08:08 PM
You just got here:evil:

Hababi
11-15-2002, 08:12 PM
what about me?


*plots epic adventure tale for matt*

You can be part of the climax of the Lord of the Forums. At the end the MX old wizards (long time users) have one final battle with the dark army of newbies.

Pop music sucks
11-15-2002, 08:16 PM
But who is the most darkest and annoying of the n00bs to be Sauron and another for Saruman. Huh?! Huh?!:evil:

Hababi
11-15-2002, 10:57 PM
Orange Soda! :D

fattymattk
11-16-2002, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by Kornish
lol i like it. well done matt :)

i just shows you dont just post aimlessly, you do actually read through the threads (shown through your knowledge of the users)

:)

I make an effort to read one post by someone else for each post that I make :cool:

pikester
11-16-2002, 12:40 AM
500 rooms. 28,153 members...... ooooooooooooooooooh boy

Jaco
11-16-2002, 08:11 AM
:upset:

cods
11-16-2002, 10:22 AM
the shanghai stirfry: when a girl pukes on your wang, then blows you.

JAStewart
11-16-2002, 10:58 AM
lol! Uve got a kick a$$ avatar cods

Kithkin
11-16-2002, 04:15 PM
There shall be no more. Only cheap knockoffs:upset:

JmE
11-16-2002, 07:03 PM
That would the most horrible place to live, I mean, everyone would have their amps cranked and stuff, there'd never be noone playing, and I'd think the combination of it all would sound like shit. And you'd never sleep. What the hell though, non-stop party. What can I say?

PIGS(1 different one)
11-16-2002, 08:14 PM
Gets the keys to room 496. YAAA!!!!

JmE
11-16-2002, 09:24 PM
I want room #1.

simplephotographinthesun
11-17-2002, 12:23 AM
Thanks for killing the sitcom's plot jme :upset:

toilet hands
11-17-2002, 02:41 AM
Originally posted by pikester
500 rooms. 28,153 members...... ooooooooooooooooooh boy

I.....I mean...fattymattk said "for all active membes" ;)

The Rodent
11-17-2002, 02:50 AM
Haha i cracked up with Troopers w00t nucka never heard that haha

can i have a room

*goes outside a performs sacrificial rituals on blowup dolls of blink 182*