A-Pop, Pop, Pop-Punkin’ Along

[Surtr]

Well..Guys..I’ve officially gotten bored tonight..and figured I’m going to write a little story involving our little Pop-Punk section. We’ll all get a laugh outa’ how fast this will probably get closed, so lets do it!
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Joel: /Plays mad-insane Vibe’s solo for intro

Everyone: :eek:

Blink n00bz: Tom Delonge is better!

Everyone else: /Ignores

Kif: I’d like to welcome everyone to the Pop-Punk gameshow, I’m your host..Kif....

Audience: /Claps

Kif: On today’s show we’ll watch our contestants Battle to the death..But since that’s illegal, we’ll just do the normal game show stuff.

Stew: :eek:

Matt: Err..What?

Stew: NORMAL game show stuff! But I don’t know how to do that!

Matt: Just go eat some of the free food..

Stew: k

Kif: Now let’s introduce our contestants..

Jamie: Heh, I’m going to win for sure..

Kif: Our first contestant hails from..

Kif: /Checks card

Kif: ..He hails from Indonesia..No sorry folks, Indiana! Please welcome Spencer!

Spence: /Walks out onto stage

Kif: Our second contestant comes from..err..“bulls, gangsters are probably scared of them”. Let’s all welcome Mattay!

Mattay: /Walks out onto stage

Kif: Now our third contestant..doesn’t matter where he comes from, Matt!

Matt: /Walks out onto stage

Kif: Our fourth, Jamie!

Jamie: /Walks out onto stage and trips

Kif: ..You lose!

Jamie: ...:’(

Kif: Yeah so, or final and last contestant..Stew!

Stew: /Looks up from large slice of cake..

Matt: Oh god..

Stew: (With mouth full of cake) Yayayayayayay!

Kif: Since we took so long to introduce everyone, we’re going to just cut right ahead to the final challenge! BUT Not ‘till after this commercial break!

Joel: /Plays mad-insane nifty commercial break solo!

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Kif: Annnnnd...we’re back folks!

Audience: /Claps

Kif: Our contestants must have have a MAD dash towards this gigantic pile of CD’s and find for me the new Brand New..(Evil Smile)

Joel: /Starts playing mad-insane vi...

Kif: SHUT UP!

Joel: /Ban

Joel: Well now folks, let’s get this contest on the road! 3, 2, 1!

Kif: (Different account) GO!

Contestants: /RUN!

Jamie: /Beats down Matt

Mattay: /Beats down Matt

Spence: /Beats down Matt

Stew: /Looks up from cake..

Stew: OMFG!

Stew: /RUNS towards CD at the top of the pile with neon sign saying “NEW BRAND NEW HERE!”

Matt: /Get’s *** kicked

Spence: ZOMBIES!

Everyone: ..k

Stew: /Reaches for CD, hands just inches away..when all of a sudden..

Kif: Well folks that’s all the time we have for today!

Joel: /IP ban

Joel: Please tune in next week to find out if cake boy succeeds or fails..(Whisper) He fails

Spence: ZOMBIES!!!!!!

Joel: /Plays mad-insane vibe ending solo!

Greg/Dave: /Pop out

This has been a Waste Of Time Productions film.

[nobodyblossomsforever]

This thread fayles.

You fayled to include me.

:mad:

[Fish]

and you left out dave... the one who gave you life.. nice

[nobodyblossomsforever]

Not to mention Dan, one of the biggest PP'ers we have.

[Pazz]

Stew, you have no life!

Greg: Dan is far from one of the biggest pop-punkers....

[DJ Ducksauce]

Tom Delonge is better. :mad:

Good job Stew. Brings back memories.

Which you can see at Chels's forums now.

[yourstruly]

I love how Matt gets beaten down 3 times then get his *** kicked :lol:

[Surtr]

There, I just edited and included you two :p

[Gnarmageddon]

Wow, that was...uh...Really something.

[nobodyblossomsforever]

Stew, you have no life!

Greg: Dan is far from one of the biggest pop-punkers....

How? He seems to contribute a lot and wasn't he once considered for modship?

[form]

Kif: ..You lose!

Jamie: ...:’(

haha

[DJ Ducksauce]

There, I just edited and included you two :p
I thought I was one of the "two", so I looked up and wasn't there. :)

[Fish]

the best part is when me and greg pop out!

[Pazz]

How? He seems to contribute a lot and wasn't he once considered for modship?

Yeah, like a year ago, since then he has dropped down in popularity. I don't mind him, but he isn't one of the best pop-punkers. Hence why he didn't win PPOTY.

[nobodyblossomsforever]

Funny considering I play bass guitar.

EDIT: What makes a pop-punker a big/good pop-punker?

[yourstruly]

haha:lol: :lol:

[Surtr]

Haha..Sorry Spence :p I was bored..BUT your right, it deffinatly is something..

[DJ Ducksauce]

I'm going to come in in the middle of the next episode.


/spoiler








































oh wait, there wasnt a begin spoiler was there?

[Surtr]

I'm sure there will be no next episode :p This show already seems enough of a fail to go off the air after the first episode.

[DJ Ducksauce]

Whoops, I meant to add that I would win the show.



/spoiler for real

[Pazz]

Shouldn't I come back from a brutal beating and win? That's usually how it works.

[midori]

stew. u totally did fail. im so upset right now...

[Mitch2oo6]

Your silly. What a laugh hehehehe.

[Angry Balled Fists!]

uhmm ok.

odd.

[Snoisrucxe]

What makes a pop-punker a big/good pop-punker?

You have to be like me. I would like to add who the hell is this guy, I have never seen him post before.

[yourstruly]

I first noticed im posting a few days ago under the name "strongbad". He seems pretty cool though.

[Firecracker]

Where's my name?
SEXISM

[Kif]

Damn, this reminds me of when I did the Lord Of The Pop-Punk trilogy, but forgot to do Return Of The Pop-Punk.

EDIT: I found the old threads. Might have to finish it off soon. If anyone wants to read them, they are here:

The Fellowship Of The Pop-Punk (http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=357345)
The Two Crus (http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=364936)

[PDWAB]

I like this thread because of the copius amounts of insane Vibes soloing :D

[Get Fighted]

I sure hope i wasn't a Blink noob :upset:

[DepthsOfDreams555]

I sure hope i wasn't a Blink noob :upset:

I'm sure you were. :p

[Mute Print]

Hey why wasn't I in this? :mad:

Oh well, I'll just edit myself in.




:p just kidding.

[DepthsOfDreams555]

Yea I wasn't in it either haha.

[bottlerocket]

I had a sweet role in that story.

-Gav

[nobodyblossomsforever]

Hey why wasn't I in this? :mad:

Oh well, I'll just edit myself in.




:p just kidding.

You were probably gone at a show. :p

[Mute Print]

Hahaha, good point.



By the way, nice job Stew. The story was amusing, even without me.

[Tjebby]

You left out me and chris.

Wait, since when is Brian mod?

[Mute Print]

Since about 11 hours ago.

[Tjebby]

Wicked.

[Mitch2oo6]

Nice. Who implied the moderating duties?

[Firecracker]

Since when was Brian mod?

[Mitch2oo6]

Since it was announced.

[Firecracker]

When was that. I think I missed that episode.

[Mitch2oo6]

Brian is a real mod nowadays. There was a thread from one of 'dem admin types, but its either at the bottom of this page or on page two now.

[nobodyblossomsforever]

You have to be like me. I would like to add who the hell is this guy, I have never seen him post before.

:rolleyes:

Nice way to greet somebody.

I've just recently started posting in this part of the forums.

[Firecracker]

Shorten your name then I won't flame you. :)
You stretch the page like a mofo.

[nobodyblossomsforever]

You'll have to wait a month.

I changed my name like 4 days ago. :p