Sex Advice For Zerokewl ITT

[Reaganista]

It's not unhealthy, it's just un Christ-like.
I thought Jesus was 100% man

so he either jacked off or had wet dreams

why is one godly and the other immoral?

[Iskandar]

There aren't any. But God makes clear that He gave you sperm to procreate, and that if you use them outside of marriage, it's wrong.
It's not using them, it's effectively wasting them. However, God/nature also gave us an unlimitied supply. I don't see the problem.

But here's the bottom line: Do you think that Jesus masturbated? I don't. And, we're supposed to be Christ like in our life style. I don't see how that involves masturbation.
Well, there are ways of interpreting that. Did Christ avoid masturbation because he thought it was wrong, or because he had more important things to do? Did he even avoid it at all? They're just assumptions and speculation.

I'd rather devote more time to following His concrete examples, if I were a Christian, than following my own speculation.

[coheneran]

Some Christians don't think masturbation is wrong. And not just pseudo Christians, some Bible believing people believe that. Hey, maybe they're right. It's one thing that I won't say for 100% certain. But here's the bottom line: Do you think that Jesus masturbated? I don't. And, we're supposed to be Christ like in our life style. I don't see how that involves masturbation.

Does being Christ-like involve self-sacrifice and visiting hookers, as well as making socialist demands of bosses and landlords?

[Amit]

I thought Jesus was 100% man

so he either jacked off or had wet dreams

why is one godly and the other immoral?

Wet dreams were like some kind of kinky baptism for Jesus's sheets.

[Reaganista]

haha

[Iskandar]

Does being Christ-like involve self-sacrifice and visiting hookers, as well as making socialist demands of bosses and landlords?
If so, then this Christianity thing doesn't sound half bad. :p

[Reaganista]

apparently there's drinking involved, too.

[Amit]

i'm game \m/

where do we sign up

[Hababi]

so he either jacked off or had wet dreams

why is one godly and the other immoral?


One's intentional, the other isn't. Biologically speaking, he probably did release. Not intentionally, though.


Why is it that the freakiest porn and fetishes are found in one of the most sexually repressed countries (America)?


They're found everywhere. People just have more opportunity to pursue them here in America. Well, and Sweden.


How can you talk about something so complex as sex without even going to third base?


The same way you can talk about anything without having personally experienced it.

[Iskandar]

The same way you can talk about anything without having personally experienced it.
But it's always better to have personal experience before talking about something.

[Amit]

The same way you can talk about anything without having personally experienced it.

Let's talk about your first time, then.

[coheneran]

I don't think America is more sexually repressed than most countries.

[Hababi]

It's not using them, it's effectively wasting them. However, God/nature also gave us an unlimitied supply. I don't see the problem.


He gave us an unlimited supply but a clear purpose for them, and that isn't for them to reach your hand :p


Well, there are ways of interpreting that. Did Christ avoid masturbation because he thought it was wrong, or because he had more important things to do? Did he even avoid it at all? They're just assumptions and speculation.


Sure, it's possible. But He took time out to drink wine, even though that wasn't essential to His mission. So, I would think that if masturbation was ok, He would've done so. But I just don't think that that was the case. Speculation? Sure, but I think I'm on solid ground with it.


I'd rather devote more time to following His concrete examples, if I were a Christian, than following my own speculation.


I'd do both :p

[Atomic Rain]

There aren't any. But God makes clear that He gave you sperm to procreate, and that if you use them outside of marriage, it's wrong.

Some Christians don't think masturbation is wrong. And not just pseudo Christians, some Bible believing people believe that. Hey, maybe they're right. It's one thing that I won't say for 100% certain. But here's the bottom line: Do you think that Jesus masturbated? I don't. And, we're supposed to be Christ like in our life style. I don't see how that involves masturbation.

No need, he had his whore.

[Reaganista]

One's intentional, the other isn't. Biologically speaking, he probably did release. Not intentionally, though.
are laxatives immoral?

in is it only semen that's satanic?

[Hababi]

But it's always better to have personal experience before talking about something.


Not particularly. I don't want experience life in sub Saharan Africa, but I'll still talk about it, from what I read. You'll talk about Communism even though you've never lived under Communism. If we limited ourselves to conversing about only what we have personally experienced, we'd have quite a narrow range of topics to discuss.

[Atomic Rain]

He gave us an unlimited supply but a clear purpose for them, and that isn't for them to reach your hand :p



Sure, it's possible. But He took time out to drink wine, even though that wasn't essential to His mission. So, I would think that if masturbation was ok, He would've done so. But I just don't think that that was the case. Speculation? Sure, but I think I'm on solid ground with it.


believers like you wrote the bible.

you really think the people who can't even accept he was concieved would a. Know about his night-time habits and b. Write them in a book of his life if they did?

Come now, if you were biographing someone, that's not somehting you'd put in.

[Iskandar]

I don't think America is more sexually repressed than most countries.
Depends on the state.
So, I would think that if masturbation was ok, He would've done so. But I just don't think that that was the case.
Well, far from every detail of His life was recorded; and since it's the Bible, not Ulysses, I doubt anyone would have recorded it if He had masturbated. :p It's hardly essential to His message whether He did or not.

[coheneran]

are laxatives immoral?

in is it only semen that's satanic?

On that note, is it okay for females to masturbate? They don't waste any eggs.

[Atomic Rain]

are laxatives immoral?

in is it only semen that's satanic?

Urine has a clear purpose; to be flushed away.

To "let the yellow mellow" is not SPECIFICALLY a sin, but I doubt Jesus did it and it's probably not a good idea.

[Iskandar]

Not particularly. I don't want experience life in sub Saharan Africa, but I'll still talk about it, from what I read. You'll talk about Communism even though you've never lived under Communism. If we limited ourselves to conversing about only what we have personally experienced, we'd have quite a narrow range of topics to discuss.
I don't mean we shouldn't talk about things we haven't experienced; just that it's better to have firsthand knowledge.

[Atomic Rain]

I don't mean we shouldn't talk about things we haven't experienced; just that it's better to have firsthand knowledge.

eg;

It's not ok to discuss africa, but if an african was on here, we would hold their opinion in higher regard than our own.

[Iskandar]

eg;

It's not ok to discuss africa, but if an african was on here, we would hold their opinion in higher regard than our own.
You mean it's ok to, right? If so I definitely agree.

[Hababi]

Well, far from every detail of His life was recorded; and since it's the Bible, not Ulysses, I doubt anyone would have recorded it if He had masturbated.


:lol: Oh, I agree with you there, but here's the thing: do you honestly think he masturbated? Can you picture the Son of God choking the chicken? I can't :p


It's not ok to discuss africa, but if an african was on here


Not if they were extolling Idi Amin, or the South African apartheid.

[Atomic Rain]

:lol: Oh, I agree with you there, but here's the thing: do you honestly think he masturbated? Can you picture the Son of God choking the chicken? I can't :p

That's because you've never met him.

[Hababi]

That's because you've never met him.


Let's take a modern day example: Do you think Pope John Paul II masturbated? I don't.

No, I never met him, either. But I saw him on tv :p

[coheneran]

Did anyone see the Family Guy Movie? Apparantly Jesus's powers were exaggurated.

[coheneran]

Let's take a modern day example: Do you think Pope John Paul II masturbated? I don't.

ARE YOU COMPARING THE POPE TO OUR LORD JESUS?

Lol.

[Atomic Rain]

You mean it's ok to, right? If so I definitely agree.

yes, sorry.

That's exactly what i mean.

It is ok to discuss africa, but the african's opinion is the one which should be given most weight.

[Atomic Rain]

Let's take a modern day example: Do you think Pope John Paul II masturbated? I don't.

No, I never met him, either. But I saw him on tv :p

No way! He came after 2000 years of corruption, major dogma, etc.

You say "what would jesus do", but jesus was a major liberal revolutionary

he'd **** for freedom, baby!

[coheneran]

he'd **** for freedom, baby!

:lol:

[blockhead]

I don't see it as too much of a problem. I think that it's fine for them to express their opinion, because you know, free speech and all. If the information gets too personal, such as addresses and phone numbers being posted, then it becomes a problem. But I don't think that should cause the site to be shut down, but should be dealed with on an individual basis and that info should be removed. Perhaps a censoring system could be developed to take out seven digit numbers?

Anyway, if someone was going to use an ex-girlfriend's obviously biased opinion without getting to know me, then I don't think I'd want to date them and I would be thankful to not have to deal with it. The site could be used as a useful tool if the women reading it understood the opinion was biased and took with a grain of salt. In conclusion, I say let it stay open.

[Knifeboy]

Not ejaculating regulary lowers your sperm count

[coheneran]

I don't see it as too much of a problem. I think that it's fine for them to express their opinion, because you know, free speech and all. If the information gets too personal, such as addresses and phone numbers being posted, then it becomes a problem. But I don't think that should cause the site to be shut down, but should be dealed with on an individual basis and that info should be removed. Perhaps a censoring system could be developed to take out seven digit numbers?

Anyway, if someone was going to use an ex-girlfriend's obviously biased opinion without getting to know me, then I don't think I'd want to date them and I would be thankful to not have to deal with it. The site could be used as a useful tool if the women reading it understood the opinion was biased and took with a grain of salt. In conclusion, I say let it stay open.

Lol, it took me a while to figure out what you were on about.

[Amit]

Lol, it took me a while to figure out what you were on about.

The original topic??!?

:eek:

[coheneran]

Yeah.

[Atomic Rain]

The original topic??!?

:eek:

SHHH!!

someone might hear you

[neal_672]

The original topic??!?

:eek:

Surely not?

:lol:

[Cain]

There aren't any. But God makes clear that He gave you sperm to procreate, and that if you use them outside of marriage, it's wrong.

Some Christians don't think masturbation is wrong. And not just pseudo Christians, some Bible believing people believe that. Hey, maybe they're right. It's one thing that I won't say for 100% certain. But here's the bottom line: Do you think that Jesus masturbated? I don't. And, we're supposed to be Christ like in our life style. I don't see how that involves masturbation.

If Jesus didn't masturbate why aren't his wet dreams in the Bible?

EDIT: This post is totally irrelevant. Hooray.

[nowhesingsnowhesobs]

And, we're supposed to be Christ like in our life style.Abandon your family and possessions and go off preaching?

[coheneran]

You mean be like Gandhi, Guevara, Mao, Goldman, Malcolm X, Bill Hicks etc.?

[PerpetualBurn]

t isn't necessarily unhealthy (there's actually a study out saying that men who masturbate regularly reduce their risk of pancreas cancer), it just doesn't match up with Christian morals

Prostate cancer.

Amazing how someone that denies evolution knows so little about the human body...

[Iskandar]

:lol: Oh, I agree with you there, but here's the thing: do you honestly think he masturbated? Can you picture the Son of God choking the chicken? I can't :p
I'd assume He was too busy healing and getting loaded, but I don't see why No, but there's no way of knowing; so I vote to just go with one's own opinion of masturbation without being influenced by religion.

[PerpetualBurn]

Jesus loved his sex, drugs, and rock and roll years. Banging prostitutes, turning the towns water supply into wine. Getting into fights in temples.

A great role-model for all the kids.

[coheneran]

Jesus loved his sex, drugs, and rock and roll years. Banging prostitutes, turning the towns water supply into wine. Getting into fights in temples.

A great role-model for all the kids.

Never saw it like that...

\m/

[PerpetualBurn]

Jesus was my favourite fictional superhero. Him and spiderman.

My Jesus sense detects blasphemy!

[coheneran]

My Jesus sense detects blasphemy!

:lol::lol::lol:

You crack me up.

[PerpetualBurn]

Well, I'm slightly intoxicated. Magnet ftw.

[coheneran]

Yorkshiremen are funny when drunk, 'tis true.

[PerpetualBurn]

Not drunk...just loose. Hence the efficient typing.

[Reaganista]

Urine has a clear purpose; to be flushed away.

flushing urine is actually a pretty recent thing

believe it or not, people used to just take a piss

[coheneran]

Toilets are blasphemy!

[Iskandar]

Toilets are blasphemy!
Anything scientific is.

[coheneran]

They thought Galileo was a heretic! I'll show them! I'll show them all!

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

/Hugs teddy.

[Atomic Rain]

Jesus was my favourite fictional superhero. Him and spiderman.

My Jesus sense detects blasphemy!

:lol:

[spitfirejunky]

Wet dreams were like some kind of kinky baptism for Jesus's sheets.

:lol:

:smash:

[coheneran]

I wonder if Baby Jesus approves of facial cumshots.

[griftadan]

i bet he shot a 22-roper

[DBoons Ghost]

I tried to read this thread.

I really did.

It's just.. sad.

[Jude]

This thread spiraled out of control, but awesomely.

[DBoons Ghost]

Depends on perspective I suppose eh Jude?