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the_strange_one
05-24-2006, 06:38 PM
Hello everybody, I just thought that I would share my story with you, in the hope that perhaps sharing will help me feel a little bit better.
I have been playing the guitar for ten years, and have been writing music for five. At the moment I am doing a contemporary music course, which amongst other things requires three class performances. I also have social anxiety and depression. I don't really talk to people in the class and am very much a loner in general. Music is the only thing that keeps me breathing.
On tuesday, I had my first performance, and I stupidly made the decision to drink before my performance. Not just one or two drinks, but 3/4 of a bottle of vodka, which for me, really isn't that much. The next day, I didn't remember the performance at all. All I remember was a few seconds of playing and forgetting everything about the song I was doing.
Yesterday, I listened to a recording of the performance and **** man... There is just silence. Minutes of silence when I am up there, and the teacher asks me what's wrong, and I start repeating myself saying how ****ed up I am, that I am so ****ed up, and more ****ed up then the rest of the class. ****. This was all recorded on the ****ing daff (spell?) machine. And then I finally start ****ing playing, and I **** up and didn't even play any of the ****ing songs the way that they're supposed to ****ing sound.
I went to class yesterday, and apparantly, so the teacher said, I 'blew' everybody away. And he said that he thought that the performance was excellent and is keen to hear my music, as it's quite different to anything he's heard. He said it was really haunting. I can't help but think that that is just bull****, and he's just saying it to be nice. ****. Ok, so it's not a big deal, right? But everytime I think ok, **** it, I can get over it, I can hear myself at the start saying how ****ed up I am, and I feel so stupid. One of the songs, I started with the bridge, and I couldnt even bring myself to listen to the rest, and I kept ****ing up on the guitar, and apparantly I dragged one of the songs out to eight minutes. My teacher thought it was cool, but like I said, probably trying to make me feel better.
Luckily, and I hope that this story serves as a lesson for people, as in do not drink before performances, or if one does, in moderation, man. I have another performance next tuesday, in which I plan to be ****ing straight as, and hopefully it will be better...

the_strange_one
05-24-2006, 06:39 PM
oh whoops... sorry bout all the swearing.. it was the f word... heh heh..

moogoogaipan
05-24-2006, 07:45 PM
sorry about that.

I don't drink, so I can't really relate.

Alive
05-25-2006, 06:48 AM
paragraphs and stuff

Atomic Rain
05-25-2006, 08:48 AM
maybe visit your doctor ask if he can help? maybe

pitchfork
05-25-2006, 12:26 PM
Just will power is all you need to not drink, I gave up for 3 months and I used to drink every weekend (heavily)
I drink in moderation now, a couple of beers before performances and one during is fine for me but I can hold my drink quite well anyway.
Playing pissed though, what did you think was going to happen?

FRUGiHOYi
05-25-2006, 12:59 PM
I just want to add that you should really WATCH YOURSELF even when you're drinking in moderation before a performance. I once accidentally got drunk before a gig. Luckily, I was just a singer in the band. If I was playing guitar, I probably would have ****ed up a lot.

pitchfork
05-25-2006, 01:56 PM
how can you accidently get drunk?
Whoops 10 pints slipped down my throat :lol:

moogoogaipan
05-25-2006, 05:47 PM
yeah... rule of thumb is that if you want to play drunk, you better practice drunk.

scientifically proven that alcohol reroutes electrical paths in your brain so you use a different thought process and coordination.
Makes it harder than usual, unless you've been practicing that way.

Lydisk
05-26-2006, 02:27 AM
drinking before a performance is always bad, even a few pints can make things go wrong.

Phototropic
05-26-2006, 03:32 AM
Hehe one pint is plenty to calm the nerves, anymore than that and theres a possibilty you'll mash the song up unless you're a big guy...I'm not :)

But d/w dude, its an experience and you'll learn from it

pitchfork
05-26-2006, 08:26 AM
Us lucky big guys, or is it unlucky we have to buy more beer :lol:

Aus_rock_god
05-26-2006, 11:37 AM
sorry about that.

I don't drink, so I can't really relate.

Why not? What's your problem.

Threadstarter: Post the vid :D

Horatiu
05-26-2006, 12:25 PM
yes please post the performance! i am really curious, and you have nothing to be emberassed about

moogoogaipan
05-26-2006, 12:41 PM
Why not? What's your problem.

Threadstarter: Post the vid :D
I do sometimes, but I"ve never gotten drunk.

My dad was an alcoholic, not abusive to our family, but he was always pretty wasted and since addiction runs in my family, I stay away from stuff that I could get hooked on.

Aus_rock_god
05-26-2006, 10:25 PM
Fair enough

Merkaba
05-26-2006, 10:42 PM
Whats up Scott Stapp :lol:

Free will is a bitch huh?

Consuming poison is consuming poison. At least wait til after the perfomance.
Hopefully you've learned.

Youngsters...

Magnus55
05-27-2006, 03:23 AM
So the moral of the story is... drink and my teachers will like me more? Sweet.

the_strange_one
05-27-2006, 07:09 AM
Perhaps I will post the recording. Honestly, I couldn't bring myself to listen to the whole thing, after hearing myself saying how screwed up i was. The worst part is that it picked up on the microphone, so everybody in the audience would have heard me putting myself down.. After this coming tuesday when I play again (SOBER), I will finally listen to the drunken act, and then if I can figure it out, I shall post it as a warning to all those who decide to perform under the influence...

FatherKeeL
05-27-2006, 08:07 AM
lol. i drink a lot, but never ever before i perform.

Right now i am living in berlarussia, where people drink even more than i am used to and everybody askes me "why dont you drink before you perfrom? it helps you play better, you know"

LOL

... ever heard of circus mundus absurdus?

they are this crazy circus group who do all kind of sick things - i was talking with this one guy who pierces himself on stage and puts needles through about every part of his body.

enyway. he was telling me, that he performed drunk, unce.

all i can say is, be glad that you where only playing guitar and singing :-P

Lydisk
05-27-2006, 09:25 AM
Us lucky big guys, or is it unlucky we have to buy more beer :lol:

unlucky. i'm 195cm 85kg and i need atleast five litres to get drunk. thats a lot of money.

pitchfork
05-27-2006, 10:11 AM
Yeah I remember the time when I necked 6 litres of the cheapest cider that man could buy in an hour, good time, til I started honking up :lol:
I'm 6'4" and a fat bastard at best.

I have now gone off frosty jack to say the least, strained my chest puking up and was off school for 3 days after that not to mention the hangover lasted about a week.