Tom Cruise saves the girl and kills the bad guy in M:I 3 (Spoil movies here)

[YDload]

This is a fun thread where all you do is post spoilers to movies. I probably shouldn't have posted such a recent example, so mods if you feel this is too new, please replace the thread title with one of the following:

Bruce Willis is a ghost.

Darth Vader is Luke's father.

Neo and Trinity die in the last Matrix movie.

The Titanic sinks.

Dave goes through the black monolith into another galaxy where super-advanced aliens take his mind and evolve him into the Star Child.

E.T. phones home and then goes home.

The high school football team wins the big game.

The high school football team loses the big game.

The Disney villain dies by falling from a great height.

Kevin Spacey is the bad guy (this works for two films!).

go ahead and post your own, but this is one thread where maybe you SHOULDN'T read the rest of the replies. not even this one >:-}

[SubtleDagger]

Kevin Spacey kills Brad Pitt's pregnant wife and then Brad Pitt shoots him for it.

Richard Dreyfuss is really an alien.

That chick is a dude.

[BurningSky]

He cums on her face...

[form]

Hehe I'm gonna spoil so many movies ITT.
I voted that, but will probably only think of a couple, and people will already know them anyway.

He cums on her face...

lol

[thedeadwalk!]

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=445684

I'm not saying anything, I'm just saying...

[form]

Peter Parker=Spiderman.

lol, my post from that thread.

I'll add on:

Bruce Wayne=Batman

[SubtleDagger]

Well uh

Brad Pitt and Ed Norton are the same guy.

Charlton Heston has really been trapped on Earth/eating people.

[YDload]

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=445684

I'm not saying anything, I'm just saying...

So? I made my own spoiler thread more than a year ago :cool:

[Tom C]

Why would you do that YDload?

Huh?

You are ruining people's future enjoyment of my movie.

Don't be such a jerk.

[YDload]

Everyone knows how your movies end, Tom. In fact, I don't think you've so much as died in any of your films (although I'm a little unclear as to what the deal was with Vanilla Sky).

[Pastorius]

Spinal Tap get back together

[Tom C]

(although I'm a little unclear as to what the deal was with Vanilla Sky).

So am I.

[SubtleDagger]

I know the history of Vanilla Sky... you don't.

[dazmo]

The Titanic sinks.
:eek: :eek: :eek: NO WAI!!!!

[unComfortablyNumb]

Tom Cruise saves the girl and kills the bad guy in MI:3
It's funny. The exact same thing could be said about MI:2. I haven't seen the first one in a very long time, so I'm not sure if it also applies to that one, but it probably does.

[Tillius]

Jigsaw has been in the middle of the room the whole time. :eek:

[EightMilesHigh]

Vincent and Jules shoot the guys in the apartment, take the briefcase, take Marvin, accidentally shoot Marvin in the facial area. They take it to Jimmie's house and have The Wolf clean it up. They dispose of the car, and go to breakfast. There, they advert a robbery, then go see their boss. After an awkward confrontation with Butch the boxer, they see their boss, who tells Vincent to take his wife out to dinner. Vincent loads up on smack, then takes her out. They go back to her house, where she snorts his heroin while he's in the bathroom. Vincent takes her to his drug dealer's house, where she recieves a shot of adrenalin. She survives. Meanwhile, Butch kills a man in a fight he was supposed to lose, and flees town. Only thing is; his girlfriend forgot his late father's watch. He goes back to his apartment to get it, only to find Vincent exiting the bathroom (who was sent by, guess who? Marcellus). Using the machine gun on the counter Vincent left there clumsily, Butch blows him into the next century. On his way back, he hits Marcellus while he's crossing the street, and gets hit by a car. In the ensuing confusion, they end up in a pawn shop. Butch escapes, but goes back to save Marcellus, who is being raped in the back. They agree to let bygons be bygons, Butch skips town, there you go, Pulp Fiction, right there.

[Hep Kat]

Darth Vader was Luke's father.

Leia was his sister.

Chewbacca was their dog.

And R2 was their vacuum.

[tumples]

kaiser soze is verbal

[magicbus]

That's not the real John G!

They're not real FBI agents.

The kid was in the safe the whole time.

The kid's army dad kills Kevin Spacey!

Aladdin wasn't really a prince!

[+3kk!]

kent = superman
the one ring gets distroyed
the terminator gets terminated
the predator laughes it self to death
aliens die
brad pitt dies

[DJ Ducksauce]

Isaac Hayes is a Jew.

The Genie is set free.

Anakin is Darth Vader.

Bon Scott dies.

[Zmev]

Ydload u suck ahahahaha >:-}

[YDload]

i dont know how that isn't the leading poll option right now. usually, given the chance, people will tell the threadstarter that he/she sucks without a moment's notice!

also Samuel L. Jackson gets eaten by a shark right in the middle of his big speech.

[Zakath]

Everyone knows how your movies end, Tom. In fact, I don't think you've so much as died in any of your films.
Collateral

[YDload]

oh **** and I've seen that one too.

in that same vein, Harrison Ford is the bad guy and he dies in What Lies Beneath

[DJ Ducksauce]

Those we do not speak of aren't really monsters!

The Cowboys are gay!

[EightMilesHigh]

The Cowboys are gay!

I thought it was gonna be a western :angry:

[EightMilesHigh]

Derek Vinyard is able to to turn his younger brother Danny away from racism, only to have Danny shot by a black student in the washroom.

[EinzingerIsGod]

Simba is gay.

[Who's the Boss?]

you fag i was seeign that this weekend i thot the bad guy mite kill tom cruise in this one!!111 :( :( :(

[Who's the Boss?]

Derek Vinyard is able to to turn his younger brother Danny away from racism, only to have Danny shot by a black student in the washroom.

The moral to that story is: Don't let society try to tell you different, everyone hates black people for a reason.

[FA]

Brad Pitt wins the boxing match.

Tom Cruise dies.

Alex DeLarge doesn't become "cured".

Donnie has a heart attack during a fight and his ashes are spread within the dude's beard.

[[Shadowfox]]

The king returns and the ring is destroyed.

The nerdy kid gets the girl.

The nerdy kid doesn't get the girl.

[MrConeman]

Austin and Dougie are brothers.

[BJ_maddog]

there are snakes
















ON THE PLANE

[form]

Jack Sparrow dies in the movie as he and the Black Pearl sink to the bottom of the ocean-Pirates of...2


Ends with mutants fighting each other, Proffessor X and Scott die-X3

[Tillius]

Son of a bitch, if you pirated those movies and that's true............:angry:

[Jude]

there are snakes







ON THE PLANE
:lol:

Rosebud was really a sled.

Tyler is really the main character's alternate personality.

Alex goes back to being evil. (although in the proper book version the last chapter has him growing out of it)

They end up playing at air force bases and circuses and other crappy gigs.

Anakin gets burned as hell but still survives and the emperor converts him into Darth Vader. The kids get divided up between various inconspicuous people.



How about this? We spoil concept albums instead?

Pink imagines he is on trial for his "crimes" against the people he loves. His sentence is for all his weaknesses to be exposed, which crushes him.

The protagonist takes revenge for Melinda's death by murdering a number of the townspeople, but he is caught, imprisoned and eventually executed. As he is on the gallows he senses the presence of Melinda.

The protagonist has a dream where he witnesses a wonderful world free of the oppression of the Priests. After realizing it will never come to pass he kills himself.

[EightMilesHigh]

Not only is Mr. Orange an undercover cop, he kills Mr. Blonde! And then everyone else pretty much dies in a Mexican standoff!

The moral to that story is: Don't let society try to tell you different, everyone hates black people for a reason.

:lol:

[Pop music sucks]

They get off of Harrison Ford's plane.

RoboCop pwns Ed 209

RoboCop pwns RoboCop 2/Cain

Anakin wins the pod race, CIS are defeated at Naboo

Dooku escapes, Jango Fett is killed, Anakin and Padme marry

Death Star is blown up

Darth Vader is Luke's Father/Han is encased in carbonite

Ewoks die/Death Star is blown up...again

[JBJ]

blasphemy

[DJ Ducksauce]

Your mom is really your father.

Samus is a woman.

Master Chief dies.