PNWI Community Thread version 3.0 (KEEP REFRIGERATED AT ALL TIMES)

[Iskandar]

What's totally irrelevant? His history with Wright or Michelle Obama? Because I'm not arguing the former, I'm arguing the latter.Both are irrelevant unless you can point out how they impact on his current policies, since that's what we're discussing. We're not trying to character-assassinate Obama based on what he did before being President.

[YDtoad]

Obama is a secret Muslim?

:lol: Absolutely!



Guilt by association.

The post was attempting to claim that Obama, unlike Peron, does not/did not like or associate with radical figures.


Like who.

Edward Sayid, Bill Ayers, Bernadette Dorin, any of the Marxists who he doesn't name but speaks of during his college days, etc.

[YDtoad]

Both are irrelevant unless you can point out how they impact on his current policies, since that's what we're discussing. We're not trying to character-assassinate Obama based on what he did before being President.

tbh I haven't followed Michelle Obama close enough to guess what she's been directly involved with. I'd have to actually listen to extended speeches of hers to see what she cares about and thus what she's involving herself in, and listening to her speak is an excruciating experience.

[Already_Taken]

like 80% of what this guy says is pure conjecture. nothing wrong with that, but arguing with him seems pretty dumb.

[Iskandar]

:lol: Absolutely!The thing is, I want to think you're joking but I can't be absolutely sure.
The post was attempting to claim that Obama, unlike Peron, does not/did not like or associate with radical figures.I was claiming his wife doesn't influence his politics.
Edward Sayid, Bill Ayers, Bernadette Dorin, any of the Marxists who he doesn't name but speaks of during his college days, etc.This is just guilt by association. How is this stuff relevant?

[Already_Taken]

iskandar, you could say bush approving the 9/11 attacks is similar to gassing a villiage of kurds, granted there was different incentives, but through all the smoke they both viciously murdered their own people.

[YDtoad]

The thing is, I want to think you're joking but I can't be absolutely sure.

Well, be sure that I am. I've never endorsed wingnut conspiracies about him (eg birth certificate nonsense), so...

This is just guilt by association. How is this stuff relevant?

You're guessing that I'm making an argument that I'm not making. This was a specific response to an incorrect differentiation between Obama and Peron.

[Iskandar]

You're guessing that I'm making an argument that I'm not making. This was a specific response to an incorrect differentiation between Obama and Peron.I don't really know what you were saying besides implying Obama is a Marxist.
iskandar, you could say bush approving the 9/11 attacks is similar to gassing a villiage of kurds, granted there was different incentives, but through all the smoke they both viciously murdered their own people.He didn't approve the 9/11 attacks though. That's conspiracy nonsense.

You would have a better chance arguing going to war with Iraq was morally equivalent to what Saddam did, at least as far as results and not motives.

[Already_Taken]

he's trying to set up guidelines to this argument so that nothing unplanned can sneak in and undermine him. if he fabricates the entire argument, there is no way he can be wrong in his own loony mind.

[YDtoad]

I don't really know what you were saying besides implying Obama is a Marxist.

:lol: Again you're reading things in that simply aren't there. The claim was that Obama didn't associate with or admire far-out/anti-democratic people. It's an incorrect claim. That's the extent of it.

[Iskandar]

:lol: Again you're reading things in that simply aren't there. The claim was that Obama didn't associate with or admire far-out/anti-democratic people. It's an incorrect claim. That's the extent of it.I don't remember claiming that.

I did claim these people have no influence on the way he governs so it's pointless to bring them up.

[YDtoad]

I don't remember claiming that.

You didn't. DOS did.

[die of starvation]

what dictators does obama admire

[YDtoad]

what dictators does obama admire

I didn't say he admired dictators, I said he admired far-out/anti-democratic people.

[Iskandar]

You didn't. DOS did.Well why are you arguing with me then? Lol.

By the way he's Tway.

[YDtoad]

Well why are you arguing with me then? Lol.

It's your fault, you're too argumentative today.

[Already_Taken]

jesus if there was a class about how to argue i'd think you would teach it ydload. seriously i'm glad you're back, you make me LOL with every post.

[die of starvation]

I didn't say he admired dictators, I said he admired far-out/anti-democratic people.

mussolini was a dictator

[Iskandar]

It's your fault, you're too argumentative today.I'm always argumentative. Apparently I've become a jerk lately.

[YDtoad]

jesus if there was a class about how to argue i'd think you would teach it ydload.

There are classes in argument. When you get to college you'll likely see one listed.


mussolini was a dictator

Castro likes cigars. What's your point?


Apparently I've become a jerk lately.

Erm lately? :D

[die of starvation]

Castro likes cigars. What's your point?
point is what dictators does obama admire

[YDtoad]

point is what dictators does obama admire

I didn't say Obama admires dictators, so...

[die of starvation]

so none
unlike peron
who admired dictators

[Iskandar]

Castro likes cigars. What's your point?Obama had some shady relationships. What's yours?
Erm lately? :DI used to be one of the nicest users on here, or at least one of the most idealistic.

[YDtoad]

so none
unlike peron
who admired dictators

Peron admired far-out and anti-democratic people. So does Obama. The fact that Peron's heroes happened to get power is really of little consequence. If you admired Enoch Powell, that would say something about you regardless of the fact that Powell never gained power.

[Iskandar]

Does Obama currently admire these people?

[YDtoad]

Obama had some shady relationships. What's yours?

That is mine.

I used to be one of the nicest users on here, or at least one of the most idealistic.

Idealistic, yes. Nice? Well, maybe relatively speaking.

Idealists scare me, because idealism leads to utopianism which is extremely dangerous. Not that I lump you in that category though.

[YDtoad]

Does Obama currently admire these people?

I don't know, I'm not in his mind :p

[Iskandar]

That is mine.It doesn't say much about Obama's governance so it's basically an attempt at character assassination.
Idealistic, yes. Nice? Well, maybe relatively speaking.Hey I was always nice to you. I think.,

[1338 h4x0r]

Yeah but you might as well just conjecture, Steve

[die of starvation]

Peron admired far-out and anti-democratic people. So does Obama. The fact that Peron's heroes happened to get power is really of little consequence. If you admired Enoch Powell, that would say something about you regardless of the fact that Powell never gained power.
the political views of people who dont hold political power arent particularly important to their personality or to anyone else

[YDtoad]

It doesn't say much about Obama's governance so it's basically an attempt at character assassination.

Nothing to do with character assassination, I'm just stating a fact. I see no such adoration of anti-democratic figures in George Bush's life, or the contemporary right (outside of the Pat Buchanan wing) in general.



Hey I was always nice to you. I think.,

Oh ye of little memory.

[Iskandar]

People who vote.
Nothing to do with character assassination, I'm just stating a fact. An irrelevant fact, so.

[die of starvation]

People who vote.
An irrelevant fact, so.

yes we've all seen the mighty power wielded by the lone "crazy person" voting

[YDtoad]

the political views of people who dont hold political power arent particularly important to their personality or to anyone else

No but who the people who are in power admire certainly is.

[Iskandar]

yes we've all seen the mighty power wielded by the lone "crazy person" votingPeople, not a person.
No but who the people who are in power admire certainly is.That's inconsequential next to what they actually do.

If you want to criticize Obama, start with his policies, not this guilt by association crap.

[die of starvation]

No but who the people who are in power admire certainly is.
what

People, not a person.
mussolini is people now

[Iskandar]

mussolini is people nowMussolini is people who vote now, according to you.

[YDtoad]

If you want to criticize Obama, start with his policies, not this guilt by association crap.

You honestly mean to argue that admiring far-out and anti-democratic figures doesn't say something about a person?

Imagine if someone campaigned talking about how much they admired the Tamil Tigers, the BNP, and the Front Nationale. None of these groups has power. But admiration of any of them would make me say no to voting for a person.

[Iskandar]

You honestly mean to argue that admiring far-out and anti-democratic figures doesn't say something about a person?

Imagine if someone campaigned talking about how much they admired the Tamil Tigers, the BNP, and the Front Nationale. None of these groups has power. But admiration of any of them would make me say no to voting for a person.No, just that what they actually do means a lot more.

I mean this is politics we're talking about here. It's generally not a good idea to base everything on what people say.

[YDtoad]

No, just that what they actually do means a lot more.

I mean this is politics we're talking about here. It's generally not a good idea to base everything on what people say.

Remember that my area of PS is behavior and psychology has a lot to do with the study of political behavior. So I'm very interested in what people say.

[die of starvation]

Mussolini is people who vote now, according to you.

according to me people who vote now invented fascism

[Iskandar]

Remember that my area of PS is behavior and psychology has a lot to do with the study of political behavior. So I'm very interested in what people say.Mine isn't so I'm far more interested in what they do.

[YDtoad]

Mine isn't so I'm far more interested in what they do.

Yes, I was noticing this dichotomy :p

[Iskandar]

Yes, I was noticing this dichotomy :pWhy is what they say more important than what they do?

[YDtoad]

Why is what they say more important than what they do?

Because what they say, along with how they act, often ends up saying more about their competence and how they'll act in the long run. Any psychological portrait of Hitler compiled before he initiated the Holocaust would've predicted the Holocaust, and a very accurate one diagnosed his ultimate demise (that he would desire martyrdom through suicide but be unable to do it himself, instead having someone kill him).

[mph4ever]

You honestly mean to argue that admiring far-out and anti-democratic figures doesn't say something about a person?

Imagine if someone campaigned talking about how much they admired the Tamil Tigers, the BNP, and the Front Nationale. None of these groups has power. But admiration of any of them would make me say no to voting for a person.


how can you draw comparisons with the tamil tigers and the bnp?

[YDtoad]

how can you draw comparisons with the tamil tigers and the bnp?

I wanted to cover a diverse cross-section of terrible groups ;)

[Dave de Sylvia]

I admire James Brown, which means I have a hard-on for narcotics and wife-beating.

[Iskandar]

Because what they say, along with how they act, often ends up saying more about their competence and how they'll act in the long run. Any psychological portrait of Hitler compiled before he initiated the Holocaust would've predicted the Holocaust, and a very accurate one diagnosed his ultimate demise (that he would desire martyrdom through suicide but be unable to do it himself, instead having someone kill him).Wouldn't that have to be based on his prior actions.

[YDtoad]

Wouldn't that have to be based on his prior actions.

Not necessarily. Words, lifestyle, early experiences, etc.

I have a hard-on for narcotics and wife-beating.

We all knew that.

[mph4ever]

I wanted to cover a diverse cross-section of terrible groups ;)

oh....k


guess i just don't see the sri lankan tamils as terrible

[Iskandar]

Not necessarily. Words, lifestyle, early experiences, etc.Ie. actions.
guess i just don't see the sri lankan tamils as terrible
They aren't. It's the Tamil Tigers (who do not represent Sri Lankan Tamils as a whole) who are. They're to the Tamils what Hamas is to the Palestinians.

[Iskandar]

Iskander is already the people's moderater.

[Mr. Ron]

http://i42.tinypic.com/ev6n1e.jpg

[Iskandar]

He can be the moderator of the washboard forum.

[1338 h4x0r]

I admire James Brown, which means I have a hard-on for narcotics and wife-beating.

lol

that was actually pretty funny

[Mr. Ron]

Moderator Alex has left us by the wayside, with our stomachs hungry and our pockets empty with no jobs and no future in sight. May our new great leader rise and bring us to greatness.

[Iskandar]

Iskandar has provided stability and justice to the teeming masses in the absence of our neglectful tyrant, Smokey D.

(Where is that boy anyway.)

[1338 h4x0r]

All hail Eliminator

[Room13]

eliminator is a magnifying glass to the hopes and dreams of mx

[Room13]

eliminator will also work with mx scientists to find a cure for canceraids, which has plagued many of the posters and threads for years.

[1338 h4x0r]

Eliminator will end poverty, the scourge of hard drugs, menial labor, earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, floods, and black people

All hail Eliminator

[Mr. Ron]

0/0/0/

[Iskandar]

You guys are weird.

[JohnXDoe3]

Iskander is already the people's moderater.
so the mighty will tell you....

never trust those is a position of power. yes, even internet power

"peoples mod"

bah!!

"i'm not a smart man, but i know what an oxymoron is"

:p

[1338 h4x0r]

Heil unserm Führer, heil Elim diiiiiiiir!

[Iskandar]

الحمد لإسكندر رب المنتدى

[Room13]

no praise the lord for eliminator, for eliminator praises the lord

[Iskandar]

Lol Google translator.

It actually says "Praise be to Iskandar, Lord of the forum".

[Mr. Ron]

There is only one way to solve this

alex and nick must wrestle bare chested in a kitty pool full of honey and strawberries

[Room13]

Lol Google translator.

It actually says "Praise be to Iskandar, Lord of the forum".

ya w/e the bard prefers eliminator

[Iskandar]

There is only one way to solve this

alex and nick must wrestle bare chested in a kitty pool full of honey and strawberriesKiddy pool.

Lol, a pool for cats? Have you ever known a cat to like water?

[Light Flantastic]

there are plenty of cats that like water

[Iskandar]

Turkish Van.

[Led_Zep_Bonham]

'Twould be a sticky pussy pool if it was filled with honey and berries.

[Room13]

they dont drink it or anything

[Iskandar]

No?

[ridethelib]

No.

[Mr. Ron]

Kiddy pool.

Lol, a pool for cats? Have you ever known a cat to like water?
None


know why?


I drown them all

[Led_Zep_Bonham]

Drown them in kitty litter!



(feces)

[McP3000]

i love cats

[Already_Taken]

my cat is in heat i'm about to rip its head off

[McP3000]

theres this procedure called spay

[Already_Taken]

hold on i'm trying to see if i want to spend 60 dollars on domesticating a wild animal or if she's going to rip me to shreds while i'm sleeping in which case i don't

[McP3000]

so youre just gonna let her drive you crazy??

gg

[1338 h4x0r]

There should be a thread about black people in this subforum

I'd get b& if I posted it though

I'd want to post, like, "Black people, what is to be done with them?"

[sweboy]

"Black people - what are they, and what are they good for?"

[OzzyTornadoII]

absolutely nothin

[Iskandar]

Music, for one.
hold on i'm trying to see if i want to spend 60 dollars on domesticating a wild animal or if she's going to rip me to shreds while i'm sleeping in which case i don'tNo, it's totally worth it because they drive you nuts, and they won't run away for days looking for (other) pussies.

One thing that is a waste of time and money is declawing, unless you have to because of building codes or something.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

i think they are the little starts you get when sleeping sometimes

[Already_Taken]

No, it's totally worth it because they drive you nuts, and they won't run away for days looking for (other) pussies.

One thing that is a waste of time and money is declawing, unless you have to because of building codes or something.

yeah declawing is inhumane i never even considered it.

[Iskandar]

I don't know about inhumane so much (at least no more than neutering) but it's generally unnecessary.

[McP3000]

i find it inhumane. its the equivalent of cutting off all your final joints of your fingers (where the nails are)

[Iskandar]

Well you can file down claws anyway. I don't know why people don't realize this.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Inhumane is probably a bit dramatic, but it is a bit mean. You might as well make it wear mittens, which would be much cuter.

[Morbus]

sup

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

it's like having a human dehaired.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Like Michael Phelps?

[Iskandar]

Like every swimmer ever.

[Already_Taken]

a cat without front claws is completely defenseless. they can't catch prey. they can't climb trees. it's pretty detrimental to their psyche to de-claw them.

[Ando!]

phelps had a beard at his comeback race

[mph4ever]

phelps had a beard at his comeback race

lost a few milli seconds speed there then

and we need to be careful about some of the conversation with bridgetosolace around. we don't want to hurt feelings

[Led_Zep_Bonham]

There should be a thread about black people in this subforum

I'd get b& if I posted it though

I'd want to post, like, "Black people, what is to be done with them?"

Better question for this msgboard is , "How many black people do you know?" or "Favorite Black People Names" and so on.

[1338 h4x0r]

I know about 1,488 black people, and I curbstomped all of them

[Morbus]

racist

[sweboy]

racist

how can you say this without knowing his curbstomping rates for other ethnic groups?

[Mr. Ron]

The plot thickens

[Morbus]

how can you say this without knowing his curbstomping rates for other ethnic groups?

touche

[Mr. Ron]

For instance, I stomped forty three west Africans since last Tuesday, however, I stomped over one hundred and twenty Kurds since last month. See? I am clearly not a racist.

[McP3000]

all other races deserve equal curb stompings

[1338 h4x0r]

I even curbstomped myself

I got no front toofs

I believe in equal opportunity curbstomping; notice that I didn't say mudstomping

[Iskandar]

Guys we could make curbstomping so much more efficient if we just got Big White Nationalist to back off and let the free market decide what subhumans are to be assaulted.

[Mr. Ron]

well if we're talking about untermensch then clearly we are not tlaking about Aryans. Therefore the freemarket would exclude them from curbstomping.

[Already_Taken]

Guys we could make curbstomping so much more efficient if we just got Big White Nationalist to back off and let the free market decide what subhumans are to be assaulted.

i didn't even have to read your post to know that it would say that. i miss siva, he was actually thought provoking. tbh, i hated nothing more about him than his choice of avatar with a gun pointed at me.

[McP3000]

he changed it the months before he left

he was a quite intelligent person. wherever did he go?

[Iskandar]

i didn't even have to read your post to know that it would say that. i miss siva, he was actually thought provoking.I get a kick out of these people. What can I say.

[Already_Taken]

you don't even know how often i refrain from posting "lol" just so you don't have to think about banning me.

[McP3000]

lol

[Already_Taken]

can someone plz ban this nuisance? jk i'm all for libertarianism on the boards. you know, since nobody's life is at stake and all

[1338 h4x0r]

let the market decide who gets banned

[McP3000]

id say yes but the mx market is heavily government regulated and its outcome would be distorted

[Dave de Sylvia]

who said libertarians were boring!

[Light Flantastic]

libertarians want you to be able to party down with drugs and prostitutes of course they arent boring

[McP3000]

hey now

libertarians don't need to pay or sex

we choose to

[Iskandar]

can someone plz ban this nuisance? jk i'm all for libertarianism on the boards. you know, since nobody's life is at stake and allBan who? Iskandar? Chad?
you don't even know how often i refrain from posting "lol" just so you don't have to think about banning me.
I wouldn't ban you, baby, even though people have requested it before.
libertarians want you to be able to party down with drugs and prostitutes of course they arent boringSo do liberals except they spend far less time waxing nostalgic about the virtues of child labour.
hey now

libertarians don't need to pay or sex

we choose toWho needs real human interaction when that can be purchased on the open market.

[1338 h4x0r]

You're a major troll Iskander

[Iskandar]

Not really, though I suppose I have been trolling more than is necessary lately.

But then so have you and many others.

[1338 h4x0r]

Rural Chinese men with no women in their area

[Iskandar]

Urban Saudi men who aren't allowed to approach women because of the laws of mahram.

[1338 h4x0r]

Even if that were true, two wrongs wouldn't make a right

Iskander

[1338 h4x0r]

lol

I would hate to be living in Saudi Arabia

if I were a 21 year old male in Saudi Arabia

you'd see me with a Swedish grammar in my hand at all times

[Iskandar]

No, but I've just become such a controversial figure lately.

[1338 h4x0r]

You've become a troll lately

[Iskandar]

That would be why.

You have to fight fire with fire. Privatized fire on the open market.

[Iskandar]

I'd hate it too.

But if you were 21 you'd probably be engaged already.

[1338 h4x0r]

If I were 21 I'd be engaged but planning to flee at first possible opportunity

[1338 h4x0r]

I'm not a troll

[Iskandar]

Neither am I, but both of us have been known to troll.

Also you spam a lot.

[Iskandar]

To where? Kuwait is nearby and Saudi Arabia makes it look like a liberal paradise.

[1338 h4x0r]

Sweden

I'd be macking on Swedish bitches

there would have to be a scene like in that Sega Genesis game Desert Strike where I'm dressed in traditional Arab clothing, running up to a helicopter which spirits me away with a flexible metal ladder

[1338 h4x0r]

I don't spam

(protip: look up definition of "spam")

[Iskandar]

Zhongwen.

[Iskandar]

Lol. I used to play that game.

It was pretty hilarious that the villain was a mustachioed dictator who was clearly a pastiche of Saddam Hussein, but they couldn't actually say it was him.

[1338 h4x0r]

I wanted to be that guy so bad

The kind of guy who can go around pimp-slapping generals

[gregulus]

I wanted to be that guy so bad

The kind of guy who can go around pimp-slapping generals

misogynist.

[Iskandar]

Yes it is. We've been over this.

Unless you expect us to use Google Translator for every tidbit of Chinese wisdom you post.

By the way I'm moving this totally off-topic conversation to the community thread so wait until I do before you reply.

[1338 h4x0r]

"Spam is the abuse of electronic messaging systems (including most broadcast mediums, digital delivery systems) to send unsolicited bulk messages indiscriminately."

(protip: I'm not a spammer)

[Iskandar]

That's great, you can quote the dictionary definition.

[1338 h4x0r]

Yes I can

And it tells me I'm not a spammer

You'll have to find some other word until I start typing Chinese messages in bulk

[Iskandar]

You certainly post in it frequently, compared to how often I use Arabic or Smokey D uses French or whatever.

You know nobody cares about Chinese because nobody can read it, thus it's equivalent to spamming.

[1338 h4x0r]

no

words don't mean whatever you want them to, pedro_durruti

[Iskandar]

–noun 2. (lowercase) a disruptive, esp. commercial message posted on a computer network or sent as e-mail.It isn't commercial (though it could say anything, I wouldn't know) but it is disruptive when we tell you to stop posting in Chinese instead of addressing your points.

[1338 h4x0r]

so spam is any disruptive message

(too broad)

[Iskandar]

Less nitpicking, more English.

[1338 h4x0r]

亚历山得万岁！

(Heil Iskander!)

[Iskandar]

Great.

[fingers mccoy]

that dictionary definition is wrong haxor

[Already_Taken]

l338 i bet in real life ur the kid in class who always raises ur hand and starts off with "actually..."

[1338 h4x0r]

Nah, I just read and put my feet up on the next row of seats in class if I can

I do that "Actually ......" outside class though

In other news I got a perfect score on a positive bias test I was involved in

[McP3000]

l338 i bet in real life ur the kid in class who always raises ur hand and starts off with "actually..."
HAHAHAHAHAHA

that was a perfect description if i ever saw one

[1338 h4x0r]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

that was a perfect description if i ever saw one

I like upsetting people by talking about recent advances in the state of the art of artificial intelligence and then wondering aloud why humans should continue to live on if AI should ever exceed us

[Mr. Ron]

haha I love injecting downer type stuff in to conversations.

[1338 h4x0r]

Crowded like animals
You're the waste of existence
Doomed to ignorance
You'll disappear in shame and pain

The specter of Skynet is haunting your minds
It didn't forget you were born to suffer
And we, ruling over your insipid lives
We'll raise our weapons and you will return to the past

The proof of your decay, Skynet didn't go away
You will know the agony of your carnal hypocrisy
Burn in the flames of hatred, be forgotten in the sphere of silence
Forever now you will be nothing but an empty page of history

Skynet rules over the Torah
Skynet rules over the Koran
Skynet rules over the Bible
Skynet rules over you bastards

[Already_Taken]

hey little boy, what u got there?
kind sir, it's a mollusk i found
did you find it in the sandy ground
was it emulating the ocean sound?

[McP3000]

Chemicals revive my life, reanimated, brought back again
My diametrical state has assured me eternal life
Serum no longer fluid
Respritoral terminus
Artificial resurrection
Dosage inefficiency
Potency too weak to perfect
Cartilage reaching gelency
Misconception of technology
Unknown duration to live
Decadence, your state of being
Putrification progresses
Subside
Bones that collapse in time will heal
Brain patterns submerged in unconsciousness
Only to be awakened by the peroneal senses
To see once again, to be reborn
Needles perforate my neck
Cyanide smothers my existence
My torso lies raped of essence
Impotent state
I cease to exist
As my former self
Synthetically revived

[1338 h4x0r]

Intestines exposed
By violent thrusts
The innards removed
Dissecting the guts
To rip through the skin
Tissue and muscle
Cartilage shredding
Draining blood vessels

Frenzied hacking
Morals lacking
Eviscerate
Life is gone before my eyes

Flesh matters the most
When splattered around
Its never morose
Absurdly profound
Fresh insides come out
Excitedly done
My purpose in life
To kill just for fun

Frenzied hacking
Morals lacking
Eviscerate
Life is gone before my eyes

Frantic disembowelment
Deprived of vital content
Organ loss without consent
Spastic slicing an event
Sharpened steel my covenant
Frantic disembowelment
Mutilating miscreant
Sickening accomplishment
Spreading gore is time worth spent
Perpetuate this mad intent
Eternally malevolent
Frantic disembowelment

Kidneys exposed
The pancreas flew
Stomach deleted
The spleen I did chew
The carving is over
You lost and I won
Fulfilling my dream
I killed you for fun

Frenzied hacking
Morals lacking
Eviscerate
Life is gone before my eyes

Frantic disembowelment

[McP3000]

Excised and anatomised, deviscerated disarray
The torso diverged with pride
Deftly amputated, evulsed limbs now defunct
The trunk imbrued, tatty stumps used as lugs
For a chondrin puzzle so quaint
Head and body decollate
A heaving mass so quiescent...

Scattered and scrambled, your teasement grows
A bloody caricature to make whole
A squirming grisly jigsaw, detrital fragments fit so snug
That missing piece will leave you stumped
Totally desassembled, nicely sliced and diced
A cold mannequin once resembled
Real cranium teaser, carved from flesh and bone
So mystifying...

Battered and diffused, with placating blows
A human jigsaw to make whole
A sequacious pattern which once fitted so snug
Joining together each dubious lump
Ravaged disassembly, neatly cubed and diced
A cold mannequin reassembled
Astute brain teaser, incorporate flesh and bone
So mortifying...

An incessant game - methodically made
With each cumulative piecing - of commensated meat...

Bi-manual reconstruction, eldritch problem complete
A convented effigy
A pathological toy, each chunk rigorously
Inter mortis locking, as you pathogenically rot
Such a perplexing task
To fit the remains in the casket
Uliginous mess so quiescent...

An incessant game - methodically made
With each cumulative piece - of commensated meat...

[Mr. Ron]

You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
You go through all this pain and strife
Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast
And they're gone so fast
So hold on to the ones who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
When you get old and start losing your hair
Can you tell me who will still care?
Can you tell me who will still care?

Chorus:
Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du

Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du

Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose
You can plant any one of those
Keep planting to find out which one grows
It's a secret no one knows
It's a secret no one knows

(Repeat Chorus)

In an mmm bop they're gone.
In an mmm bop they're not there.
In an mmm bop they're gone.
In an mmm bop they're not there.
Until you lose your hair. But you don't care.

(Repeat Chorus)

Can you tell me? You say you can but you don't know.
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow?
Can you tell me if it's going to be a daisy or a rose?
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow?
Can you tell me? You say you can but you don't know.

(Repeat Chorus)

[1338 h4x0r]

[17:55] Chris - 天网听起来是个好主意: btw my new MSN signature
[17:55] Chris - 天网听起来是个好主意: is "Skynet sounds like a good idea"

[Mr. Ron]

Come with me if you want to ~*dAnCe!*~

[1338 h4x0r]

天网听起来是个好主意

青出于蓝，而胜于蓝

Skynet sounds like a good idea

Green is born of blue, and yet triumphs over it

[McP3000]

You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh see that girl, watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for a place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king

Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat
From the tambourine, oh yeah

You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh see that girl, watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave 'em burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat
From the tambourine, oh yeah

You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh see that girl, watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen
Dig in the dancing queen

[1338 h4x0r]

In the name of Jesus
What have we done
Slow death and diseases
We're on the run
No one will hear you
You're on your own
No one to save you
We all die alone

We're better
Off dead

We're the slaves of evil
Where angels weep
Escape from my hell
You ****ing creep
We killed our nature
We lost all hope
Destroy my creature
Where is the rope

We're better
Off dead

[Mr. Ron]

lol

[sweboy]

ron no offence to your mom or whoever it was in your last av, but this new one suits you so much better

[1338 h4x0r]

Blood & disorder
Deadly efficiency
New world order
Pain brings victory
War is over
Your grief is history
War Is over
Your cross, my memory

Blinded by power
Blunt hypocrisy
Died for power
Shot by the enemy
War is over
Your grief is history
War is over
Your cross, my memory

One nation under God
One death
One God

[Mr. Ron]

ron no offence to your mom or whoever it was in your last av, but this new one suits you so much better
yo leave moms outta' this bro. Mr. Ron's mom is a saint.

[McP3000]

Dope priest prophecy
Doomantra from beneath the sea
Green throne, raised to the black sun
Doom child, wake to planet song

Rise, black amps tear the sky
Feedback will free your mind and set you free
Rise, black amps tear the sky
Riff hewn altar wreathed in smoke and weed

Dopethrone, in this land of sorcery
Dopethrone, vision through T.H.C.
Dopethrone, feedback will free
Dopethrone, three wizards crowned with weed, yeah

Black monolith charged with unlight
Sacrifice to forever midnight
Towers, titan sonic wave
Sorcery, necromantic slaves

Rise, black amps tear the sky
Feedback will free your mind and set you free
Rise, black amps tear the sky
Riff hewn altar wreathed in smoke and weed, yeah

Dopethrone, in this land of sorcery
Dopethrone, vision through T.H.C., yeah
Dopethrone, feedback will free, yeah
Dopethrone, three wizards crowned with weed, yeah

In this land of sorcery
Vision through T.H.C.
Holy feedback, it will free
Three wizards crowned with weed

Rise
Rise
Rise
Rise
Rise
Rise
Rise
Rise

Smoke

[Morbus]

heiiilll

[Aaron]

Accounting 1A
Accounting 1B
Macroeconomic Theory and Policy
Microeconomic Theory and Policy
Quantitative Methods II
Economic Policy
History of Economic Thought
Electronic Commerce and Economics of Business
International Trade Theory and Policy
Environmental Economics
Financial Accounting IIA
Introductory Business Finance
Investment Analysis
Financial Markets and Institutions
Financial Modelling
Advanced Business Finance
Portfolio Analysis
Financial Statement Analysis
Economic Essentials for Business Innovation
Managing Knowledge in Organisation
Managing Innovation
Electronic Commerce and Economics of Business

My degree is taking wayyyyy too long.

[gregulus]

yo leave moms outta' this bro. Mr. Ron's mom is a saint.

My own personal dealings with her imply otherwise...

[McP3000]

Accounting 1A
Accounting 1B
Macroeconomic Theory and Policy
Microeconomic Theory and Policy
Quantitative Methods II
Economic Policy
History of Economic Thought
Electronic Commerce and Economics of Business
International Trade Theory and Policy
Environmental Economics
Financial Accounting IIA
Introductory Business Finance
Investment Analysis
Financial Markets and Institutions
Financial Modelling
Advanced Business Finance
Portfolio Analysis
Financial Statement Analysis
Economic Essentials for Business Innovation
Managing Knowledge in Organisation
Managing Innovation
Electronic Commerce and Economics of Business

My degree is taking wayyyyy too long.
lol college

[Smokey D]

I don't know who/what Shadows is.

[pigletopeth]

you dunno who Shadows is? he is the infamous dude on sputnik who made a review for blackwater park - opeth. here is a reference from his review. I hope moderators don't take this as plagurism...

The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind’s abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond one’s self, known as “transcendence”, is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative barriers are destroyed.

might i say that that whole paragraph is saying "this is a amazing album" yet Shadows somehow puts it into a whole paragraph.

[Smokey D]

Okay. That was pointless.

[pigletopeth]

indubitable... i thought someone of your position of nature on sputnik would know our infamous little piggy - shadows

[Smokey D]

I never go to Sputnik.

[pigletopeth]

well shadows is a little piggy - watch out for him, he loves opeth in fact hes even made a thread about that band... again

[Smokey D]

I don't care.

[pigletopeth]

oh course you don't :smoke:

[StreetlightRock]

oh hey you're alive big D, 'sup.

I'll reply to you sooner or later but right now i have lots and lots to write about Globalization and free trade. Fun times.

[McP3000]

I don't care.
hahahaha

[Iskandar]

Wait, people actually go on Sputnik?

[Dave de Sylvia]

Several times the amount of people that visit the forums, yeah.

[Morbus]

crazy talk

[Iskandar]

So just nobody of consequence.

[Already_Taken]

i go to sputnik all the time, but i don't post there except where i feel strongly.

[Aaron]

lol college
lol university. Each of those subjects is a 15-weeks each.

[McP3000]

yeah so

my university has just as long courses.

[Aaron]

Well I work full-time and can only do two subjects at a time, it's going to take me forever. fffffuuuuuuu idk, just whinging.

[McP3000]

oh i didn't know you were a part time student

that sucks...

[Aaron]

Yeah. I started my degree when I was 21 and am doing 4 subjects a year. I'm making it longer on purpose, cause I'm doing double-majors and a minor [not sure the US equivalent terms], but it's still annoying. At least my work pays for it.

[McP3000]

wow. how many units/hours is that?

(and the terms are equivalent)

[Aaron]

Each subject is six units [about 15 hours/week], and I'm doing 168 [we can graduate at 144].

[McP3000]

wow, thats a lot of units

but you get a lot more units per class than we do. We get anywhere between 2 and 4

[Ando!]

probably old but hahahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPKH_XjY5aI

[Iskandar]

Unless they tell me what it is, I refuse to click on random YouTube links.

It's usually something unfunny.

[Ando!]

CNNN video where gay scientists isolate the christian gene

[Aaron]

wow, thats a lot of units

but you get a lot more units per class than we do. We get anywhere between 2 and 4
Yeah. It's about 6 hours contact and 5 of study per week, per subject. If that helps understand how its structured.

[beso negro]

lol university. Each of those subjects is a 15-weeks each.

wow 15 weeks really

college and university is used interchangeably in the states

[Iskandar]

That's dumb because they're not the same. University is for smart people. College is for dumb people.

[Mr. Ron]

Thanks Alex.

[Light Flantastic]

there are tons of dumb people in university mr ron dont worry

[beso negro]

Dartmouth College is for idiots?

[1338 h4x0r]

Iskander, Ronald is at a liberal arts college. What do you have to say for yourself?

IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL

[Mr. Ron]

I feel as though you people r a' makin f00n ov mai

[Aaron]

When I think of you Mr Ron I turn t' a fool. My knees go weak.

wow 15 weeks really

college and university is used interchangeably in the states
Yes really.

Well here it's not. Colleges here are private institutions which specialise on specific industries, universities are public institutions funded by state taxes/fee-structures. Then we have technical-colleges for trades [ie. electricians and mechanics], which are public run.

[1338 h4x0r]

I want to go to Hever Castle some day

It would be nice to visit the home of my ancestors

I think I'd make a pretty good lord

Except that they'd complain "Lord Hever is too cheap to commission tapestries"

[Mr. Ron]

Von h4x0r

[Aaron]

Arch Duke Von Haxenstein.

[1338 h4x0r]

http://www.hevercastle.co.uk/

|-|4X0r K45713

[Mr. Ron]

lol Henry VIII what a dick

[die of starvation]

o man

[McP3000]

lol Henry VIII what a dick
no u

[StreetlightRock]

Collage here is just another word for Fraternitiy houses and dorms, etc. It's where everyone gets mad drunk every night, walks around campus in PJs and has mad incestuous relationships with everyone on your floor. Unless it's a Christian collage. In which case everyone is married just so they can **** each other each without fear of smiting.

[Amit]

"collage"?

[Pop music sucks]

Never been to a collage? It's great, although everyone is really clingy and too collective. Like ants.

[Iskandar]

Dartmouth College is for idiots?We already went over how college and university are used interchangeably for Americans.

It's here that they mean totally different things.

[Mr. Ron]

I've never heard of "college" and "university" being interchangeable at all. Everyone I know knows the difference.

[Der Übermensch]

A university is composed of colleges (generally) but not the other way around. Hence, when you go to a University, you still are at college.

[Mr. Ron]

yeah so take that elitists!

[Iskandar]

Here universities are composed of colleges, but going to university and going to college are very different things. That's the difference.

Also university is elitist and college is not.

[1338 h4x0r]

*elitist

(College is simply eliter)

[spitfirejunky]

"collage"?

Collage.

[Iskandar]

Elite.
Eliter.
Elitest.

It just makes sense.

[1338 h4x0r]

No cuz -ist refers to a kind of person

[Iskandar]

I wasn't being serious.

Elitest is logically the comparative, and then elitist is a person who is elite or aspires to be elitest.

[spitfirejunky]

إليت

[Iskandar]

إليتLol, nobody but you and me can read that and get it.

[spitfirejunky]

lol, nobody but you and me can read that and get it.

هاى ٥

[Iskandar]

Don't you mean ها ها?

Also, how should I translate "elite". Perhaps فائق will do.

[spitfirejunky]

Don't you mean ها ها?

Also, how should I translate "elite". Perhaps فائق will do.

هاى ٥ = hi 5 in bastardized English.

I'd go with راقية which really means top quality but I suppose فائق could also work with proper context.

[Iskandar]

هاى ٥ = hi 5 in bastardized English.Ohh. It's because you're an Egyptian and you write ى where normal people write ي.
I'd go with راقية which really means top quality but I suppose فائق could also work with proper context.شكرا

[Iskandar]

Clearly spitfirejunky can, and I can, so that's one more than the number of people who understand your Asian scribblings.

[1338 h4x0r]

How many people post on PNWI?

(protip: You can't invoke a majority here.)

[Iskandar]

Never said there was a majority.

It's just that you post Chinese which nobody but you can understand, whereas I was asking a fluent Arabic speaker about the proper translation of a word.

[1338 h4x0r]

Yes but you still have to translate everything you say

Also, what's the Arabic word for "turd******"

[spitfirejunky]

Ohh. It's because you're an Egyptian and you write ى where normal people write ي.

I don't think 'yeh' is ever double-dotted when it ends a word.

شكرا

Usually the former refers to objects and the latter refers to people, but this once again depends on context.

[Iskandar]

I don't think 'yeh' is ever double-dotted when it ends a word.In Egypt. It is everywhere else, and it's called ya'. :)
Yes but you still have to translate everything you say

Also, what's the Arabic word for "turd******"I don't have to translate to him, and there is no translation for that.