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Der Übermensch
02-13-2009, 03:04 PM
Wow. So I defragged my HD and it literally took 6 days to finish... hence my absence all week. I miss anything interesting?

mph4ever
02-13-2009, 03:12 PM
Wow. So I defragged my HD and it literally took 6 days to finish... hence my absence all week. I miss anything interesting?

no, just the usual tantrums and spam although jared upped the bechmark a little hahaha

Already_Taken
02-13-2009, 03:26 PM
for me this place hasn't worked in like 24 hours. i was going into violent convulsions just before i hit refresh for what would have been the last time

Mr. Ron
02-13-2009, 04:25 PM
this is absolutely beautiful

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFy7XidbnKw

1338 h4x0r
02-13-2009, 05:30 PM
No this is, remember?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEk4n1siRTk

*fap fap fap fap*

Already_Taken
02-13-2009, 05:42 PM
that is absolutely disturbingly arousing for me

1338 h4x0r
02-13-2009, 05:46 PM
After that ... it gets even better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1G11EKA4co

*FAP FAP FAP FAP*

**** I'LL BET I COME A ****TON

I like the total lack of coordination in this music video

BTW: way to uphold tired ethnic stereotypes, ladies

mph4ever
02-13-2009, 06:11 PM
After that ... it gets even better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1G11EKA4co

*FAP FAP FAP FAP*

**** I'LL BET I COME A ****TON

I like the total lack of coordination in this music video

BTW: way to uphold tired ethnic stereotypes, ladies

brothel adverts have a come a long way

1338 h4x0r
02-13-2009, 06:27 PM
If that video turned out to be an elaborate brothel advertisement I would totally jizz in my pants again

CaptainJRod
02-13-2009, 06:28 PM
After that ... it gets even better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1G11EKA4co

*FAP FAP FAP FAP*

**** I'LL BET I COME A ****TON

I like the total lack of coordination in this music video

BTW: way to uphold tired ethnic stereotypes, ladies

Hot.

mph4ever
02-13-2009, 06:30 PM
Hot.

just like you

CaptainJRod
02-13-2009, 06:31 PM
just like you

Oh stop.

*blush*

1338 h4x0r
02-13-2009, 06:33 PM
Being good at languages and stuff is cool it broadens the horizons of cool **** you can find on the Interwebs

mph4ever
02-13-2009, 06:33 PM
Oh stop.

*blush*

'cept i didn't really appreicate the one with vomit just when i was going to eat but i'll know next time

CaptainJRod
02-13-2009, 06:33 PM
I may change it up next time. Unfortunately, as long as Iskandar is a moderator there will continue to be a next time. :[

mph4ever
02-13-2009, 06:37 PM
I may change it up next time. Unfortunately, as long as Iskander is a moderator there will continue to be a next time. :[


an enforced break now and again is welcome, from time to time

izzies not so bad, just he should beat siva with a baseball bat as oppsoed to intellect

1338 h4x0r
02-13-2009, 06:48 PM
Yeah siva_chair is a fgt tbh

808
02-13-2009, 07:11 PM
Chill out.

mph4ever
02-13-2009, 07:12 PM
why?

Dave de Sylvia
02-13-2009, 07:13 PM
siva is probably the least fgty person here tbh

808
02-13-2009, 07:15 PM
No, siva is an idiot but everyone on MX is being ****ing stupid right now and I think we should just chill the **** out.

sweboy
02-13-2009, 07:15 PM
tbh not rly

RockAndRoll
02-13-2009, 07:18 PM
lol at the siva hatred

Dave de Sylvia
02-13-2009, 07:21 PM
siva is a relic of the old school along with me and rockandroll :cool:

RockAndRoll
02-13-2009, 07:23 PM
ye-ah, we be chillin!

mph4ever
02-13-2009, 08:07 PM
elite

McP3000
02-13-2009, 08:44 PM
this isn't R&M dont say that

mph4ever
02-13-2009, 08:56 PM
seems like it

me, i'm more 1xrm

1338 h4x0r
02-13-2009, 11:46 PM
So I was at a party full of Indian ppl tonight

I needed an excuse not to drink and I figured I'd better tailor it for my audience

Among East Asians, I tend to say I have a genetically defective liver because it's something they're familiar with

But I thought I would try a different excuse this time, and told them I was a devout Buddhist. It figured it would be easy because I wouldn't have to shout "CAN'T DRINK I'M A BUDDHIST"; I could just say it in an almost normal voice, make anjali mudra and smile, and they could figure out my garbled message from context

This worked really well. I got nothing but respect for it

So I figure if any of them see me outside that party, I'd better look out for the only possibly non-Buddhist behavior I practice regularly, which is eating meat.

I researched on Wikipedia for awhile and found out that Theravada Buddhism tends towards laxity on meat-eating, at least compared with Mahayana. Drat, I wanted to be a pretend-Mahayana Buddhist so much.

But anyway out of curiosity I clicked on category 'Buddhist views', and then, again out of curiosity, on 'Buddhist economics'.

I found this book called Small Is Beautiful: Economics As If People Mattered.

Hm, I intend to do my graduate degree in economics and we have several copies of this book on campus

:lol: MAYBE THIS IS A SIGN :lol:

808
02-14-2009, 12:47 AM
**** Buddhism.

siva_chair
02-14-2009, 03:14 AM
siva is a relic of the old school along with me and rockandroll :cool:

We. Are. Bulletproof.

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/061107/nn_mank_thumbs_061107.300w.jpg

spitfirejunky
02-14-2009, 03:27 AM
Unlike 1338 I'm piss drunk right now.

Aaron
02-14-2009, 03:34 AM
Siva have you seen The Lives of Others [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lives_of_Others ] I'd be interested to know yours, and others, opinion on the film.

siva_chair
02-14-2009, 03:37 AM
Siva have you seen The Lives of Others [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lives_of_Others ] I'd be interested to know yours, and others, opinion on the film.

No I have not seen that. Sounds like it could be interesting.

Aaron
02-14-2009, 03:40 AM
It's excellent. One of my favourite films. Realistic plot-wise and cinematically stunning.

siva_chair
02-14-2009, 03:42 AM
It's excellent. One of my favourite films. Realistic plot-wise and cinematically stunning.

I'll have to check it out if I get a chance.

Why are you interested in my opinion of it, exactly?

Aaron
02-14-2009, 03:45 AM
It makes an interesting comment on interventional policies of states and we all know you love that. ;)

siva_chair
02-14-2009, 03:45 AM
Ahh I see.

JohnXDoe
03-05-2009, 01:16 AM
hey guys whats going on itt?

Agr1m
03-05-2009, 01:46 AM
Nothing apparently wtf happend to mx in the past couple days?

Did chad go ape-**** again or wut?

Reaganista
03-05-2009, 02:02 AM
im on a boat mothre ****ner dont u ever 4get

mph4ever
03-05-2009, 02:49 AM
it seems to have rolled back to valentines day. all that work gone to waste. i had siva on the rack all over the place but at least theres no proof that i didn't so he can't argue with me

cobert
03-05-2009, 03:20 AM
So I was at a party full of Indian ppl tonight

I needed an excuse not to drink and I figured I'd better tailor it for my audience

Among East Asians, I tend to say I have a genetically defective liver because it's something they're familiar with

But I thought I would try a different excuse this time, and told them I was a devout Buddhist. It figured it would be easy because I wouldn't have to shout "CAN'T DRINK I'M A BUDDHIST"; I could just say it in an almost normal voice, make anjali mudra and smile, and they could figure out my garbled message from context

This worked really well. I got nothing but respect for it

So I figure if any of them see me outside that party, I'd better look out for the only possibly non-Buddhist behavior I practice regularly, which is eating meat.

I researched on Wikipedia for awhile and found out that Theravada Buddhism tends towards laxity on meat-eating, at least compared with Mahayana. Drat, I wanted to be a pretend-Mahayana Buddhist so much.

But anyway out of curiosity I clicked on category 'Buddhist views', and then, again out of curiosity, on 'Buddhist economics'.

I found this book called Small Is Beautiful: Economics As If People Mattered.

Hm, I intend to do my graduate degree in economics and we have several copies of this book on campus

:lol: MAYBE THIS IS A SIGN :lol:

Why would you have to lie about drinking? Just say you don't want to if you don't want to.

Seeing some tough guy bullshit hardcore tomorrow, then cool post-punk bullshit next month.

Spring break starts tomorrow, sick house party on Saturday. I love house parties, they're always so much more fun and personal than stupid ****ing frat parties, which is all there is around here.

Aaron
03-05-2009, 04:43 AM
haha weird. this thread is so retro.

Pop music sucks
03-05-2009, 05:36 AM
You're retro.

RunAmokRampant
03-05-2009, 05:48 AM
aids is retro

Aaron
03-05-2009, 06:38 AM
400 babies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

Knifeboy
03-05-2009, 10:05 AM
I've had a paralyzed vocal cord for 2 months now, which is getting kinda frustrating.

But I found out my broken voice could actually be quite entertaining
http://www.zshare.net/audio/565550498382eaf3/
it's like a poor mans tom waits

Agr1m
03-05-2009, 01:51 PM
jesus ****ing christ dude eat some ice cream or something

god damn

Already_Taken
03-05-2009, 02:07 PM
im on a boat mothre ****ner dont u ever 4get

i'm on a dolphin doin flips n ****!! he's splashin around get e'erbody all wet!

Iskandar
03-05-2009, 02:18 PM
My beautiful community thread! It's all gone! Awww.

mph4ever
03-05-2009, 02:31 PM
hate to say but i hadn't noticed. needs a new one again anyways

Iskandar
03-05-2009, 02:39 PM
I mean the new one we had. This is the old one.

Now if you didn't notice that...

mph4ever
03-05-2009, 02:58 PM
hey, welcome back, been a while, all the normal forums were getting boring again!

i know what you meant, just pulling yer leg

now don't piss anyone off with all those mod powers

Already_Taken
03-05-2009, 03:04 PM
no **** iskandar i could directly pin all the forum troubles as of late on you, you nazi.

Iskandar
03-05-2009, 03:07 PM
Stop trying to troll me.

Already_Taken
03-05-2009, 03:19 PM
t'was a joke har har.

mph4ever
03-05-2009, 03:22 PM
mine wasn't har dee har har

sweboy
03-05-2009, 03:57 PM
hey all

Mr. Ron
03-05-2009, 03:58 PM
Hey, what are you up to?

Reaganista
03-05-2009, 04:00 PM
im on a boat

Mister_Che
03-05-2009, 04:01 PM
What kind of boat?

Already_Taken
03-05-2009, 04:02 PM
im on a boat motha fukkas look at me, here i am floatin on da motha fukin sea!

sweboy
03-05-2009, 04:03 PM
i don't know where to make posts now that the pit is closed so i'll just make some posts in here if that's cool with everyone

Mr. Ron
03-05-2009, 04:04 PM
s'cool

Iskandar
03-05-2009, 04:05 PM
The Force is with you, young Skywalker.





But you are not a Jedi yet.

Mr. Ron
03-05-2009, 04:12 PM
Sith ftw

Reaganista
03-05-2009, 04:26 PM
neva thought id be oan a boatd

Mr. Ron
03-05-2009, 04:28 PM
why are you on a boat????

Mister_Che
03-05-2009, 04:29 PM
and what kind of boat???????

Already_Taken
03-05-2009, 04:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_YlkEUOonI

sry tway ppl need to see this

sweboy
03-05-2009, 04:31 PM
and how can you make posts from the boat?????

sweboy
03-05-2009, 04:32 PM
and how big are the posts?????

beso negro
03-05-2009, 08:06 PM
lol sweboy is lost without GD

1338 h4x0r
03-05-2009, 09:40 PM
*Ohhh* I just shot a huge load with Smokey D in mind, I feel so relaxed right now

Mr. Ron
03-05-2009, 09:42 PM
You're making a mess Christopher!

1338 h4x0r
03-05-2009, 09:43 PM
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner, that is what I'd truly like to be.

Mr. Ron
03-05-2009, 09:46 PM
Excuse me, but my children frequent this forum, Mr. h4x0r, and I would like it if you didn't peddle your venomous pr0nograpic language for them to see. Thanks.

Iskandar
03-05-2009, 09:48 PM
My pizza's 20 minutes late.

1338 h4x0r
03-05-2009, 09:50 PM
You edited my brilliant prose, Alex.

Iskandar
03-05-2009, 09:52 PM
Good prose is like a windowpane.

Meaning yours is not a windowpane.

1338 h4x0r
03-05-2009, 09:52 PM
Ron thought it was funny

Iskandar
03-05-2009, 09:54 PM
Ipse dixit!

Mr. Ron
03-05-2009, 09:56 PM
CENSORSHIP


ALEX IS A FASCIST.




z

1338 h4x0r
03-05-2009, 09:57 PM
Because if I were an Ocar Meyer Weiner, everybody would be in love with me.

Iskandar
03-05-2009, 10:05 PM
Knock it off.

1338 h4x0r
03-05-2009, 10:06 PM
Why

Smokey D has a dick that'll put you on your knees

Iskandar
03-05-2009, 10:12 PM
'Cause it's retarded.

And free markets don't exist.

Tell that to Socrates.

1338 h4x0r
03-05-2009, 10:13 PM
Comm threads are supposed to be full of retarded posts, that's why they exist

What's so bad about my vivid descriptions of Smokey D sweeping in like a handsome Mughal prince and pillaging the riches of my ***?

Smokey D
03-05-2009, 10:14 PM
True but given recent attacks on the site pornographic ones aren't exactly welcome by the Admin team.

Mr. Ron
03-05-2009, 10:16 PM
Well, at least your member is being glorified. Which is always a plus.

1338 h4x0r
03-05-2009, 10:16 PM
Pornographic implies tastelessness; my writing is of only the highest caliber.

Iskandar
03-05-2009, 10:17 PM
What about erotic art?

Aaron
03-05-2009, 10:19 PM
Cake

1338 h4x0r
03-05-2009, 10:20 PM
Smokey D is hung like that

But more so

Smokey D
03-05-2009, 10:21 PM
Images are a step too far.

1338 h4x0r
03-05-2009, 10:22 PM
That's Priapus omg I can't believe you are being such a Philistine Smokey

Iskandar
03-05-2009, 10:23 PM
Man, you have a pathological desire to be banned. How many times has it been?

1338 h4x0r
03-05-2009, 10:25 PM
Explain what is wrong with showing a picture of Priapus

You said "What about erotic art?" and I gave you an answer

I'm not insulting anyone here so idk where you butthurt attitude is coming from

Iskandar
03-05-2009, 10:26 PM
It was edited before I saw it.

1338 h4x0r
03-05-2009, 10:27 PM
For future reference:

http://sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=17104267&postcount=20351

Smokey D
03-05-2009, 10:30 PM
As noted, Admin is a little sensitive about that sort of thing at the moment.

Also, you're being annoying.

1338 h4x0r
03-05-2009, 10:32 PM
'annoying' is subjective and not addressed in any of the forum rules

Iskandar
03-05-2009, 10:33 PM
This is getting weird. We have two moderators who are pretty much the same person. Where will it end?

Smokey D
03-05-2009, 10:34 PM
annoying' is subjective and not addressed in any of the forum rules

We're not a court, and final decisions regarding what is within the rules and what is not will be taken by the moderators, as you agreed to when you registered on these forums.

This is getting weird. We have two moderators who are pretty much the same person. Where will it end?

We are legion: for we are many.

1338 h4x0r
03-05-2009, 10:37 PM
If you want to ban me out of an extremely petty personal butthurt, I guess I can't stop you

However I will be missed by many more posters

Iskandar
03-05-2009, 10:37 PM
The way things are going Steve and coheneran will be coming back pretty soon.

1338 h4x0r
03-05-2009, 10:38 PM
Steve

ugh

Smokey D
03-05-2009, 10:39 PM
Steve was awesome. He was the engine of this forum.

1338 h4x0r
03-05-2009, 10:39 PM
lol

'Zero'

That says everything

Steve was petty and vindictive

Iskandar
03-05-2009, 10:40 PM
Smokey D, you have been gone for a while so I should fill you in. Things have changed around here. As you see, we are under new management. Instead of endless cyclical debates about anarcho-communism, we now have endless cyclical debates about anarcho-capitalism. Also somewhere along the line I think I became a moderate or something. That's short for moderator.

Mr. Ron
03-05-2009, 10:40 PM
steve sent me his screen play, I forgot to read it though. :X

Smokey D
03-05-2009, 10:43 PM
Steve was petty and vindictive

Still awesome.

Already_Taken
03-05-2009, 10:43 PM
lol steve is way funnier than siva, cause siva is convinced he's intelligent, but steve knows hes just trolling

WEARELEGIONANDWEAREMANY
03-05-2009, 10:43 PM
we are legion: For we are many.

o rly?

Mr. Ron
03-05-2009, 10:44 PM
Oh the good ol' days of Steve not wanting HIV positive gays to make sandwiches haha

gregulus
03-05-2009, 10:45 PM
oh steve. i wonder if he's ever shaken someone with HIV's hand.

Iskandar
03-05-2009, 10:45 PM
Homotopia.

Smokey D
03-05-2009, 10:46 PM
lol steve is way funnier than siva, cause siva is convinced he's intelligent, but steve knows hes just trolling

Siva's pretty on to it, but sometimes he gets so self-referential I lose track of what he's saying.

oh steve. i wonder if he's ever shaken someone with HIV's hand

I'm willing to bet 90% of the people on this board have not.

JohnXDoe
03-05-2009, 10:50 PM
hey guys whats going on itt?

WEARELEGIONANDWEAREMANY
03-05-2009, 10:53 PM
We are chillaxing.

Already_Taken
03-05-2009, 10:53 PM
why dont you ****ing read it u ****ing pussyy bitch ****

Mr. Ron
03-05-2009, 10:54 PM
I think i'll e-mail steve to see if he'll come back

Already_Taken
03-05-2009, 10:56 PM
We are chillaxing.

nice name except you ****ed it up idiot

Iskandar
03-05-2009, 10:57 PM
I think i'll e-mail steve to see if he'll come backBut we're so close to finally reaching a consensus on everything.

WEARELEGIONANDWEAREMANY
03-05-2009, 10:57 PM
nice name except you ****ed it up idiot

who are you and why are you talking to us?

JohnXDoe
03-05-2009, 11:20 PM
hey guys whats going on itt?

(*The Noonward Race*)
03-05-2009, 11:21 PM
who are you and why are you talking to us?
anon is a fag get out

Already_Taken
03-05-2009, 11:22 PM
thanks

Reaganista
03-05-2009, 11:23 PM
now that this forum is gd i vote demod the dropper i mean it was funny for a sec but come on he's gagging 4 it

Reaganista
03-05-2009, 11:26 PM
mr ron lets **** ok
like a lot
not like once

Already_Taken
03-05-2009, 11:27 PM
are u gay?

Iskandar
03-05-2009, 11:30 PM
Omg, I'll ban both you two because I'm a nazi mod who doesn't permit dissent.

Reaganista
03-05-2009, 11:31 PM
are u gay?

man i dont like subscribe to labels and stuff

Mr. Ron
03-05-2009, 11:44 PM
~*i'd beg to differ tway*~

Reaganista
03-05-2009, 11:46 PM
lol u got me

Mr. Ron
03-05-2009, 11:46 PM
;^]

Reaganista
03-05-2009, 11:52 PM
come on

Mr. Ron
03-05-2009, 11:59 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/346lrt0.jpg

Reaganista
03-06-2009, 12:08 AM
mr ron ur such a tease

Mr. Ron
03-06-2009, 12:09 AM
listen i dabble here and there in the fine arts what can i say

Gattsu347
03-06-2009, 12:28 AM
you guys should double dutch rudder each other.

Reaganista
03-06-2009, 12:46 AM
uh i had something a little more involved in mind

Gattsu347
03-06-2009, 12:52 AM
I Didn't




thats how i know you're gay.

Reaganista
03-06-2009, 01:01 AM
this is mr ron im talkin bout i mean come on

(*The Noonward Race*)
03-06-2009, 01:04 AM
u can be gay for mr ron if you want if you want if you want

Reaganista
03-06-2009, 02:25 AM
mr ron is jsut a tease tho

(*The Noonward Race*)
03-06-2009, 02:46 AM
ya too bad. i guess theres no tease in strip-tease... or is there ;);)

JohnXDoe
03-06-2009, 07:19 AM
good morning PNWI!

kitsch
03-06-2009, 07:36 AM
reaganista and mr ron wuld be hawt

Meatplow
03-06-2009, 08:42 AM
hey jxd

mr ron is more of a bitch then a bitch

sweboy
03-06-2009, 09:27 AM
what's up new GD community thread
http://i41.tinypic.com/346lrt0.jpg

fantastic

Pop music sucks
03-06-2009, 10:39 AM
steve sent me his screen play, I forgot to read it though. :XIt's pretty entertaining.

I had suggested mild changes to an action scene. But as of late he's been pretty silent a la e-mail.

Chaindrive
03-06-2009, 10:40 AM
what's up new GD community thread




Hello.

Mr. Ron
03-06-2009, 10:48 AM
Man, i've really been slacking off with all the reading I have to do for my courses. I just can't find the motivation to do it all.

808
03-06-2009, 10:49 AM
GD, get out of here.

Pop music sucks
03-06-2009, 10:51 AM
Intriguing turn of events.

My two and a half friends had left to Fairbanks about 5 months ago. I say half when I mean that I don't really try and hang out with her as often as the other two. She's a bit of a slob and a little lazy.

As of right now, she has a part time job delivering newspaper and is barely managing to scrounge up her third of the apartment rental agreement with all three (Herself, J, Ren).

So she's bailing on their agreement to be roommates to live with her uncle. J and Ren are still gonna stay roommates.

After hearing about this, I'm going to call up a company and see if they still have an internship program for security guards. If I do score a job with that, I'll be making roughly $4,700 a month. It's 12 hours a day, 2 weeks on/2 weeks off, that can be managable. After I call them, I'll ring up the flight school place and see when I can start attaining my private pilot's license preferably as soon as possible.

If I score a job as a security guard, then I can find a nice house in Fairbanks to rent and attend the flight school on my 2 weeks off.

cobert
03-06-2009, 11:01 AM
If my college plans fail (they probably won't) and if the back-up plan to work as a mail carrier fails (it probably won't even come to that), by back-up-back-up plan is to be a night security guard because I sleep weird hours and I love the feeling of being the only person awake.

Chaindrive
03-06-2009, 11:26 AM
GD, get out of here.

Why? We're not harming anyone.

808
03-06-2009, 11:30 AM
You will only ruin everything!

Chaindrive
03-06-2009, 11:31 AM
You notice that the Pit people in here are of above-average intelligence, don't you?

808
03-06-2009, 11:37 AM
There are no Pit people of above-average intelligence.

Chaindrive
03-06-2009, 11:41 AM
Horseschit.

Reaganista
03-06-2009, 11:42 AM
i guess that means im not a pit person
well good i didnt want to be anyway
!!

Mr. Ron
03-06-2009, 11:45 AM
that would be the pits LOL

Angmar
03-06-2009, 11:48 AM
roflmaolol

Reaganista
03-06-2009, 11:57 AM
mr ron im all wet

Reaganista
03-06-2009, 11:59 AM
guess y

Mister_Che
03-06-2009, 12:14 PM
Tway are you still on a boat?

Reaganista
03-06-2009, 12:27 PM
dont u ever 4get

Mister_Che
03-06-2009, 12:32 PM
Ah, so this isn't like a fishing boat then.

How are you so rich?

Reaganista
03-06-2009, 12:36 PM
we drinkin santana champ cuz its so crisp

beso negro
03-06-2009, 01:48 PM
chris and smokey
tway and ron

too much gay sex itt

mph4ever
03-06-2009, 01:53 PM
we drinkin santana champ cuz its so crisp


we're eatin' crisps here, does that count?

Oubliette
03-06-2009, 02:48 PM
chris and smokey
tway and ron

too much gay sex itt

Smokey D is as nimble as the most seasoned Mongol veteran in my ***-saddle

sweboy
03-06-2009, 03:10 PM
how do you do it haxor, how do you shape those words so precious, so tender

Oubliette
03-06-2009, 03:29 PM
idk dude when I took an academic talent test back in middle school I scored in the 99th percentile for verbal + I have learned from many of the best Anglophone authors of all time + I have studied several languages of different origins to varying extents + I have been an ESL tutor for the past two years; probably has something to do with that mang

Not bad for a, quote, "clichéd metalhead/Tolkien fan/scientist"

What's so bad about my vivid descriptions of Smokey D sweeping in like a handsome Mughal prince and pillaging the riches of my ***?

I still think that's my best work from the lollacaust that took place yesterday

sweboy
03-06-2009, 03:47 PM
have you considered making your best material available on Amazon Kindle?

808
03-06-2009, 03:50 PM
Metalhead scientist.

Oubliette
03-06-2009, 03:54 PM
Someone who went to high school with me told me to promise that I would write a book some day

I intend to write a cyberpunk novel where the protagonist (who is obviously me) lives in the dilapidated hull of a decommissioned Hapag-Lloyd container vessel and fights rival corporate criminals with Kalari and a technologically enhanced body constantly awash with powerful synthetic drugs from the future

There have to be at least three instances where Smokey D dominates my *** in this book, 'cept he should be Chinese rather than a British kiwi, as that's more cyberpunk ... Sàmòkě Dī

JohnXDoe
03-06-2009, 05:09 PM
can't you just write about love and puppy dogs and normal junk like that :)

808
03-06-2009, 05:42 PM
Write the eighth Harry Potter book.

Gattsu347
03-06-2009, 06:44 PM
Harry gets addicted to Moonsugar dies in an alley fight with a house elf.

Knifeboy
03-06-2009, 06:59 PM
write the eighth harry potter book.

2. ???
3. Profit!

mph4ever
03-07-2009, 06:19 PM
write gran torino part ii

Oubliette
03-07-2009, 06:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFjkx2I-ZZE&fmt=18

I feel very dismal all of a sudden

McP3000
03-07-2009, 06:54 PM
Write the eighth Harry Potter book.
smoke weed everday

Aaron
03-07-2009, 10:36 PM
I'm working on 2002: A Space Oddessy.

CarnageFairy
03-07-2009, 11:04 PM
I'm working on 2002: A Space Orgy


My god, it's been great.

808
03-07-2009, 11:51 PM
I'm working on 2002: A Space Oddessy.

Before you can even start on that, you need to work on your spelling of "odyssey."

Reaganista
03-07-2009, 11:53 PM
808s and heartbreak

Meatplow
03-08-2009, 12:31 AM
Abe's Oddessy wuz cool

808
03-08-2009, 12:58 AM
I just corrected that other person who misspelled odyssey, and you make the same mistake! What the **** is wrong with people?!

Oubliette
03-08-2009, 01:14 AM
Oddyssea

McP3000
03-08-2009, 01:19 AM
odd you see

Bruce E Kinesis
03-08-2009, 09:06 AM
I'm working on 2002: A Space Oddessy.

you're not familiar with the other 3 books he wrote to continue the story, i guess.

The sequel film was made, as it happens. But the books are really good. 2010, 2061, 3001. You guys should read'em. (well, 3001 is pretty weak, but the other two are good.)

mph4ever
03-08-2009, 11:10 AM
so the terrorists are active in northern ireland. two soldiers dead, 4 injured, including the pizza delivery bloke. i'm officially living in a war zone again

gregulus
03-08-2009, 11:36 AM
so the terrorists are active in northern ireland. two soldiers dead, 4 injured, including the pizza delivery bloke. i'm officially living in a war zone again

:(:(

gregulus
03-08-2009, 11:39 AM
Hopefully Britain doesn't pull an Israel.

mph4ever
03-08-2009, 01:53 PM
Hopefully Britain doesn't pull an Israel.

or a falklands for that matter. the world really is going backwards presently

Oubliette
03-08-2009, 05:12 PM
The sequel film was made, as it happens. But the books are really good. 2010, 2061, 3001. You guys should read'em. (well, 3001 is pretty weak, but the other two are good.)

I was like 12 when I read 3001 and even then I knew it had 'jumped the shark' by the time the dromaeosaurid gardener showed up.

One of the shittiest books I have ever read

Iskandar
03-08-2009, 09:01 PM
Sequels just shouldn't be made for a lot of things.

Oubliette
03-08-2009, 09:16 PM
2010 was worth of 2001; 2061 was good in its own right ... 3001 was just awful

beso negro
03-09-2009, 07:32 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=7041036&page=1

good news

Already_Taken
03-09-2009, 07:35 PM
if you're satan sure

McP3000
03-10-2009, 03:48 PM
so yes its good news

Iskandar
03-10-2009, 07:24 PM
Does this mean they'll start trusting atheists more than criminals now?

Bruce E Kinesis
03-10-2009, 08:02 PM
2010 was worth of 2001; 2061 was good in its own right ... 3001 was just awful

we agree on something!


D:

Does this mean they'll start trusting atheists more than criminals now?

what's the difference, again?

McP3000
03-12-2009, 02:53 PM
atheists are constantly committing a crime where criminals have merely fallen off the beaten path

Iskandar
03-12-2009, 03:06 PM
atheists are constantly committing a crimeLol.

No.

mph4ever
03-12-2009, 03:20 PM
in the eyes of the lord they are

fingers mccoy
03-12-2009, 03:21 PM
in the eyes of the lord they are

that's not a crime

McP3000
03-12-2009, 03:25 PM
Lol.

No.
nigga got trolled <3

mph4ever
03-12-2009, 03:32 PM
that's not a crime


that shalt not deny the one true god

Already_Taken
03-12-2009, 04:39 PM
nigga got trolled <3

my great grandmother was 100% jamaican and that offends me, you should be banned

ridethelib
03-12-2009, 08:34 PM
yash be bon nah

Reaganista
03-12-2009, 09:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdPTVnihRxs
look at this

McP3000
03-12-2009, 09:12 PM
my great grandmother was 100% jamaican and that offends me, you should be banned
your very existence offends me demon!

Iskandar
03-12-2009, 09:21 PM
Hey, Now. We Can't Have That Kind Of Talk Around Here. That's Racist.

here comes the bird flu
03-12-2009, 09:23 PM
in the eyes of the lord they are

While back in reality, the world is run by governments.

mph4ever
03-13-2009, 03:11 AM
While back in reality, the world is run by corporations.

*fixed

but the governments are figting back

hismajestythepope
03-13-2009, 03:20 AM
i really get the feeling you have downs syndrome dude

McP3000
03-13-2009, 03:47 AM
oh mappy

hismajestythepope
03-13-2009, 03:51 AM
i think i have arthritis in my knees, this ****ing sucks :/

mph4ever
03-13-2009, 03:58 AM
i really get the feeling you have downs syndrome dude

in the eyes of the lord we are all equal child, repent and heal thyself

hismajestythepope
03-13-2009, 04:00 AM
regardless

mph4ever
03-13-2009, 04:03 AM
regardless

try this little prayer, it should help ease your hurt

Loving Father of the suffering, Saint Alphonsus, whom I invoke as the arthritis Saint, since you have suffered from this disease in your lifetime, look with compassion upon me in my suffering. Beg God, to give me good health. If it is not God's will to ocure me, then give me strength to bear my cross patiently and to offer my sufferings in union with my Crucified Savior and His Mother of Sorrows, for the glory of God and the salvation of souls, in reparation for my sins and those of others, for the needs of this troubled world, and for the souls in purgatory.

Our Father. Hail Mary. Glory be.

Saint Alphonsus, patron of the sick, pray for me. Amen

Pop music sucks
03-13-2009, 06:27 AM
i think i have arthritis in my knees, this ****ing sucks :/Mappy, I'm sure the humor was completely unintentional, but nevertheless a :naughty: is called for.

Reaganista
03-13-2009, 02:22 PM
annie r u ok
annie r u ok
r u ok
r u ok annie

sweboy
03-13-2009, 02:41 PM
du-dudu-dudu-du-du
du-du-dudu
dudu-du-du,
du

Mr. Ron
03-13-2009, 02:42 PM
lol alien ant farm

Reaganista
03-13-2009, 02:45 PM
uhhhh
dont u mean michael jackson

Mr. Ron
03-13-2009, 02:47 PM
i know it was his song but whenever i hear it get a picture of that AAF dude's face in my head

Reaganista
03-13-2009, 02:52 PM
replace it wit dis
http://www.itsnicethat.com/images/382.jpg

Already_Taken
03-13-2009, 02:54 PM
there's a sign at the window, that he struck you a crescendo ANNIE!

Mr. Ron
03-13-2009, 02:55 PM
replace it wit dis
http://www.itsnicethat.com/images/382.jpg
:chug::smash::thumb::naughty:

Reaganista
03-13-2009, 03:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvawKOJkYJ0

Mr. Ron
03-13-2009, 03:02 PM
hahahaha

Reaganista
03-13-2009, 03:02 PM
that's not funny

Mr. Ron
03-13-2009, 03:04 PM
idk he reminds me of this bro that plays guitar on the quad.

Reaganista
03-13-2009, 03:04 PM
i would cum buckets

Mr. Ron
03-13-2009, 03:06 PM
i'll hook you guys up

808
03-13-2009, 03:37 PM
It's almost like Dashboard Confessional but much, much worse.

Reaganista
03-13-2009, 03:55 PM
i love dashboard and secondhand serenade i have a pandora station that basically just alternates between them

Reaganista
03-13-2009, 03:59 PM
so ive sent out like 80 resumes i just got my first call to schedule an interview it's with a place i would rank around #65 as far as my preferences go and ill have to take a day off school and go to trenton to do the interview wat should i do

sweboy
03-13-2009, 04:08 PM
#65

trenton

school

...

maybe if you're feelin' it go there to practice being interview'd so that you'll be hot like butta when you do interviews for the higher ranked places

Mr. Ron
03-13-2009, 04:12 PM
lol @ Glenn Beck fake-crying every ****ing show. Its so obvious.

Reaganista
03-13-2009, 04:20 PM
its the trenton public advocate or someother

808
03-13-2009, 04:32 PM
You'll go do that interview if you don't want to get merked.

Reaganista
03-13-2009, 04:34 PM
hows im gettin merked