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[1338 h4x0r]

heil being drunk. I don't get those crazy sXe kids.

I'm a crazy sXe kid.

VEGAN STRAIGHTEDGE

**** YOUR APATHY

xXx

Actually, no, I'm not vegan. And I don't put X's on my wrists. I just don't drink or do drugs.

[Pop music sucks]

I just don't drink or do drugs.word.

Let's enjoy a carbonated beverage of our respectively and subjectively chosen soda:chug:

[Aaron]

I drink lots of beer, but not for the purpose of getting drunk, I just end up that way. I've done my fair share of drugs and have learnt that I don't like them.

[siva_chair]

beer > not beer.

[Pop music sucks]

I choose not to because I've seen my parents fight all the time when they used to drink. Used to because they've been divorced since 07. Mitigating fights all the time was something I hated doing. My brother never did a thing at attempting to reconcile drunkraged parents.

Which isn't to say that I abhor people that choose to drink. It is everyone's choice to imbibe whatever they want. I just prefer not to be around it and I won't judge based on their drinking. Rather, I'll judge them on how their drinking affects them. Even if it's something I look with disdain, I don't force them to stop, or confront their lifestyle choice. If I'm around, I'll be the nurse to ensure they don't choke on their own vomit.

[spitfirejunky]

beer > not beer.

The only truth that matters.

[siva_chair]

The only truth that matters.

It is a mathematical axiom.

[1338 h4x0r]

It's an instance of a more general utility axiom

Actually

[1338 h4x0r]

What, you think the Devil lives in some sort of condo down in Florida? Yeah-huh. See, see, the thing about people like you is that you think that the Devil lives in some sort of houseboat, just drinkin' daiquiris, and listenin' to Jimmy Buffet. People like you think that the Devil lives in some sort of abandoned railroad car, just travelin' from state to state, eatin' sardines out of a can, and tellin' stories to strangers, and pettin' his scraggly little dog that he has. See, people like you think that the Devil lives in some sort of magical hot air balloon kingdom, where he just zooms around on a Segway scooter, and watches soap operas, and does Sudoku! People like you think that the Devil lives in some sort of rundown laundry detergent factory, where he just eats candy canes out of a box that he has, and he just writes short stories, and twirls his hair! You see, people like you think that the Devil is some sort of stowaway on Paul Simon's tour bus, just travelin' across America, and eatin' Teddy Grahams, and when people fall asleep, spittin' them in their ears! See, people like you, think that the Devil lives on some jewel-encrusted surfboard, just floatin' in the middle of a wave pool, just readin' romance novels, and thinkin' about boys! People like you think that the Devil lives on a Hollywood movie studio set that's made to look like a World War Two fighter jet, and he just lounges around all day, gettin' baked, and callin' his friends, and hangin' up on 'em! People like y—

[hismajestythepope]

what

[1338 h4x0r]

What, you think the Devil lives in some sort of condo down in Florida? Yeah-huh. See, see, the thing about people like you is that you think that the Devil lives in some sort of houseboat, just drinkin' daiquiris, and listenin' to Jimmy Buffet. People like you think that the Devil lives in some sort of abandoned railroad car, just travelin' from state to state, eatin' sardines out of a can, and tellin' stories to strangers, and pettin' his scraggly little dog that he has. See, people like you think that the Devil lives in some sort of magical hot air balloon kingdom, where he just zooms around on a Segway scooter, and watches soap operas, and does Sudoku! People like you think that the Devil lives in some sort of rundown laundry detergent factory, where he just eats candy canes out of a box that he has, and he just writes short stories, and twirls his hair! You see, people like you think that the Devil is some sort of stowaway on Paul Simon's tour bus, just travelin' across America, and eatin' Teddy Grahams, and when people fall asleep, spittin' them in their ears! See, people like you, think that the Devil lives on some jewel-encrusted surfboard, just floatin' in the middle of a wave pool, just readin' romance novels, and thinkin' about boys! People like you think that the Devil lives on a Hollywood movie studio set that's made to look like a World War Two fighter jet, and he just lounges around all day, gettin' baked, and callin' his friends, and hangin' up on 'em! People like y—

[808]

I'm a crazy sXe kid.

VEGAN STRAIGHTEDGE

**** YOUR APATHY

xXx

Actually, no, I'm not vegan. And I don't put X's on my wrists. I just don't drink or do drugs.

please delete the part in bold. it is offensive to me as i am a straight edge vegan and male feminist, and i do not like people making fun of me for it.

xsisterhoodx

[1338 h4x0r]

Deutschland erwache aus deinem bösen Traum!
Gib fremden Juden in deinem Reich nicht Raum!
Wir wollen kämpfen für dein Auferstehn
Arisches Blut soll nicht untergehn!

All diese Heuchler, wir werfen sie hinaus,
Juda entweiche aus unserm deutschen Haus!
Ist erst die Scholle gesäubert und rein,
Werden wir einig und glücklich sein!

Wir sind die Kämpfer der NSDAP
Treudeutsch im Herzen, im Kampfe fest und zäh.
Dem Hakenkreuze ergeben sind wir.
Heil unserm Führer, Heil Hitler dir!

[808]

old.

how are you doing, man?

[mph4ever]

I'm a crazy sXe kid.

VEGAN STRAIGHTEDGE

**** YOUR APATHY

xXx

Actually, no, I'm not vegan. And I don't put X's on my wrists. I just don't drink or do drugs.

didn't you tell me a long time ago that you saw your sister drunk and it put you right off the idea

[1338 h4x0r]

No, I saw my mother drunk on several occasions, plus I don't like being around drunk people ... they're just ****ing embarrassing to someone who is stone cold sober and they stink

I'd honestly rather be around people smoking grass, but not by much

Drug use just goes against my world view

My sister smokes grass and I'm pretty sure she drops acid now too, lol

btw, my homework average in microeconomics is 90% and should be 94% after the assignment I missed gets dropped, awesome

[mph4ever]

No, I saw my mother drunk on several occasions, plus I don't like being around drunk people ... they're just ****ing embarrassing to someone who is stone cold sober and they stink

I'd honestly rather be around people smoking grass, but not by much

Drug use just goes against my world view

My sister smokes grass and I'm pretty sure she drops acid now too, lol

btw, my homework average in microeconomics is 90% and should be 94% after the assignment I missed gets dropped, awesome

be careful, pot leads to heroin addiction for anyone who touches it

mate of mine is an alcoholic. plays in a band for the last 10 years called kill man ten. not my type of music at all, just saying in case you look at their myspace. anyway hes 28 and starts to feel ill, goes to the doctor and doctor says give up drinking so he does. he played a gig sober for the first time in ten years a few months back and reckons he never going to drink again looking out at all the pissed up idiots in the audience

[1338 h4x0r]

be careful, pot leads to heroin addiction for anyone who touches it

:lol: I'm an absolutist, not a DEA agent

mate of mine is an alcoholic. plays in a band for the last 10 years called kill man ten. not my type of music at all, just saying in case you look at their myspace. anyway hes 28 and starts to feel ill, goes to the doctor and doctor says give up drinking so he does. he played a gig sober for the first time in ten years a few months back and reckons he never going to drink again looking out at all the pissed up idiots in the audience

This

[Mr. Ron]

this group project for my English history class would be a lot easier if my team mates would respond to my e-mails on when to meet, since you know, the entire thing is due Wednesday and everyone blew me off for the entire week and they have nothing so far.

[1338 h4x0r]

I'll bet they're all fgts who either wear Uggs or popped collars

Also it's 8 C here in Buffalo, AWESOME

[Mr. Ron]

out of the four of them (me excluded), there are two that match that description.


its a stupid "mock trial" too. I'm supposed to be on the indictment team to prosecute Henry VIII.

[mph4ever]

out of the four of them (me excluded), there are two that match that description.


its a stupid "mock trial" too. I'm supposed to be on the indictment team to prosecute Henry VIII.

off with their heads

[Mr. Ron]

If only.

[1338 h4x0r]

You know it's Easter morning with Henry VIII when all the chocolate bunnies don't have heads

[Mr. Ron]

Its not his fault that chocolate bunnies cannot conceive a male heir to the throne!

[1338 h4x0r]

Its not his fault that chocolate bunnies cannot conceive a male heir to the throne!

Yeah it's not like he didn't try

You put a foul, foul image in my head, Ron

[Mr. Ron]

"Awwww ****, now there's chocolate everywhere!"

[1338 h4x0r]

Now I know what was in that one sampler someone gave me

[Mr. Ron]

cum from the 1500's. :)

[IbanezArtist]

Drunk/stoned people are boring people.

[Mr. Ron]

Totally depends on who is drunk/stoned though. I personally do not get drunk, because I don't like feeling like ****.

[808]

i never want to get drunk because i have a feeling i'd be one of those drunks who gets real close to people and tells everyone their life story and cries.

my youngest uncle is one of those dicks. i hate it when he comes over on the holidays because he always comes to my room and tells me about all the mistakes he's ever made and that i shouldn't follow in his foot steps. get out!

[Mr. Ron]

plus most parties have garbage beer, like keystone light. Who the **** drinks keystone light

[mph4ever]

Drunk/stoned people are boring people.

no they're not

[808]

yeah, well, you're a bitch.

[mph4ever]

yeah, well, you're a bitch.

that has nothing to do with it

[808]

i want to fight you.

[1338 h4x0r]

I want to hump your leg

[mph4ever]

i want to fight you.

any particular discipline?

[1338 h4x0r]

I'm watching the Hitlerjugend address from Triumph of the Will again

One of his best

[mph4ever]

I'm watching the Hitlerjugend address from Triumph of the Will again

One of his best

i love a showman

[1338 h4x0r]

The ending is awesome

"VOR UNS LIEGT DEUTSCHLAND, IN UNS MARSCHIERT DEUTSCHLAND, UND HINTER UNS KOMMT DEUTSCHLAND!"

He had a very Lennonesque sense of repetition

[mph4ever]

The ending is awesome

"VOR UNS LIEGT DEUTSCHLAND, IN UNS MARSCHIERT DEUTSCHLAND, UND HINTER UNS KOMMT DEUTSCHLAND!"

He had a very Lennonesque sense of repetition

leninist perhaps. when you have a single message it tends to get repetitive. parallel lives stalin and hitler hung around in the same viennese cafés at the same time. perhaps it was something in the water or the sspresso

[1338 h4x0r]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qukzYFW1uww

[Mr. Ron]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZMC4Rgl3lI

[1338 h4x0r]

Well, that's Triarii - Ode to the Sun, and the song in Hitler, Preserver of Dharma was Mahishasura Mardini

I wish I knew who did the other songs, especially in that Atlantis video

[808]

nazi propaganda.

[1338 h4x0r]

Indeed

np: Arditi - Nicht Mehr Schande

[808]

i'm reporting you guys to the jdl.

np: all through a life - "cities become ideals"

[mph4ever]

nazi propaganda.

heil disney

[1338 h4x0r]

i'm reporting you guys to the jdl.

They can whine as much as they want

np: Triarii - Imperivm

[808]

they are a well known terrorist organisation. you should fear them.

[1338 h4x0r]

If they tried some stupid **** in the country I intend to take up permanent residence in, they'd get their over-sized noses smashed

[808]

i cannot believe anyone would say something so blatantly racist.

you and me, we're through.

[1338 h4x0r]

:lol:

"Now we shall return to secret pirate island ... Hong Kong"

[808]

you never answered my question, guy.

[1338 h4x0r]

What question

[808]

'how are you doing, man?'

[1338 h4x0r]

um

'k

[808]

good to hear that, man.

[Aaron]

Sup.

[mph4ever]

whats the opposite of sup?

[Aaron]

Nup.

[808]

downs.

[fingers mccoy]

to gently dribble

[mph4ever]

sdown.

*fixed perhaps

[hismajestythepope]

leninist perhaps. when you have a single message it tends to get repetitive. parallel lives stalin and hitler hung around in the same viennese cafés at the same time. perhaps it was something in the water or the sspresso

or hitler was on speed

[808]

i don't like the big lebowski at all and i hate it when people quote it because it's stupid, but mappy, you are out of your element, bro.

[hismajestythepope]

nah nigga. for real though hitler was on speed.

also, the big lebowski is elite mang.

[Pop music sucks]

Never seen it.

[1338 h4x0r]

Where is that spooky avatar from?

Mine comes from Oden som vandringsman

[808]

i just debated same-sex marriage with a muslim from bosnia...

on xbox live. what!

[Pop music sucks]

Where is that spooky avatar from?

Mine comes from Oden som vandringsmanFlashback sequence from Neon Genesis Evangelion. Specifically Asuka reminiscing on why she hates dolls.

[mph4ever]

or hitler was on speed
towards the end, yes, but not in vienna surely

[McP3000]

big bird on speed

[1338 h4x0r]

Snuffleupagus on heroin

[Reaganista]

deciding things for ppl isnt bad at all
letting ppl make incorrect decisions is a lot worse

[McP3000]

you should tell them that they are incorrect tway

[Mr. Ron]

Alex, is "good morning" in Arabic Sabaah el kheer?

[Knifeboy]

no it's durka durka jihad durka

[siva_chair]

Umm you clearly forgot the Muhammad part.....jeez...

[Mr. Ron]

I just want to brown nose my half Arab professor thank you!

[siva_chair]

Poster Mr. Ron are you trying to join the ranks of Al Qaeda?

[Mr. Ron]

I don't think so. Let me check:










































Nope, I don't think so

[mph4ever]

looking at this there is a touch of the 'errorist about him

deciding things for ppl isnt bad at all
letting ppl make incorrect decisions is a lot worse

[Mr. Ron]

I guess you could say I terrorize the ladies with my dashing good looks and sharp wit B^]

[siva_chair]

Ok poster Mr. Ron you are in the clear for now....but just know....

I got my eye on you Al Qaeda.

[Knifeboy]

I wonder what the initiation process to Al Qaeda is like

blow up a goat?

[siva_chair]

No dude I saw the videos you have to run through tires and climb over walls and shi it's like an obstacle course.

[Bruce E Kinesis]

you're thinking of the american army

[mph4ever]

I wonder what the initiation process to Al Qaeda is like

blow up a goat?

a week of walking around with two hundreds pounds of explosives strapped to you without breaking a sweat. then you ready for production

[siva_chair]

you're thinking of the american army

No I have proof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-LzFCfRSns

[McP3000]

they train at the same obstacle courses ironically

[Iscariot]

I never had to run through tires in the army. I had to crawl under barbed wire though that was pretty hXc.

[siva_chair]

Were there M60's going off overhead?

[Iscariot]

No, sadly.

[1338 h4x0r]

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap

[Knifeboy]

jews have big noses

[1338 h4x0r]

A: A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower.

[Mr. Ron]

*insert over-done jew/pizza comparison joke here*

[sweboy]

wasn't the german soap made out of jew? idk that's what i learned in school

[Reaganista]

wats the difference between a ****ing retarded piece of **** and lee8 haxor

[1338 h4x0r]

*insert over-done jew/pizza comparison joke here*

...a pizza doesn't scream

[McP3000]

unless you give it a yamaka...

[1338 h4x0r]

Two Jewish children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, "What are you doing there?" "We are waiting for our parents."

[Iskandar]

Yarmulke.

Actually a kippah is the preferred term.

Alex, is "good morning" in Arabic Sabaah el kheer?In some dialects. I'd say sabaah al khayr.

Make that kh nice and phlegmy too.

[Mr. Ron]

Actually, I think he may be Turkish....his last name is Barbir

[Iskandar]

Not familiar with that name. idk.

[Mr. Ron]

he wrote this:

http://www.amazon.com/Arab-Lands-under-Ottoman-Rule/dp/0582418992/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1234233575&sr=1-1

[Iskandar]

Interesting. What's your school?

[Mr. Ron]

http://www.siena.edu/

[Iskandar]

Oic.

We have a small university like that in my hometown. I applied there but y'know.

[1338 h4x0r]

My dad went to a small liberal arts school like that

There are definite advantages in such a place over, say, UB, because it's harder to feel overwhelmed and lost

When I came here in January I felt like I were in Jotunheim

[Mr. Ron]

its really a beautiful campus, the architecture is very colonial. They have an amazing library too. Its huge.


they have friar crossing signs too lol

[Iskandar]

Lol, friars.

[Mr. Ron]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2zybwhu.jpg

[Angmar]

Does anyone here know a good deal about the American criminal and sentencing system?

[Iskandar]

The real question is, Should I do my assignment now or put it off indefinitely?

[808]

do your homework, bro. i'm going to try a lot harder in school this semester.

[Iskandar]

But it's so boring. Martin Luther's influence in the Reformation. Dur, I read about this when I was ten.

Damn obligatory subjects.

[808]

just do it, bro. work now, play later.

[Iskandar]

In that case, the question is, Why won't my cat shut up? I fed him a couple of hours ago, he has water, he just slept, so what the hell is his problem?

[808]

****ing **** you.

[Mr. Ron]

just got done with Henry VIII's role in the reformation in my English history class.

[gregulus]

just got done with Henry VIII's role in the reformation in my English history class.

you should probably do droppers hw for him duh.

[Iskandar]

I'm 'Enery the eighf I am.

[Mr. Ron]

turns out the people were so lax and ignorant of what they actually believed in, they didn't really care about the reformation (save some groups like the Pilgrimage of Grace).

[1338 h4x0r]

I have a test tomorrow

I took the practice exam and my outcome was 88%

:(

[Mr. Ron]

88 is good?

[1338 h4x0r]

In the sense of representing 'Heil Hitler', yes, but it's also a 'B' grade, which is not good

I want to achieve a decadent Jewish grade, 93% at the very least, i.e., the Lerner index of a group of greedy Jewish companies who collude to form an oligopoly and can thus charge way more than the marginal cost of each good they produce

[Mr. Ron]

idk, B and above are good in my book.


lol oh man, my parents would get so excited when I would get C's on math tests. The B's and A's I got in math classes they went berserk over.








......:(

[1338 h4x0r]

The Aryan must strive for excellence in all scholarly endeavors

[Iskandar]

What the hell? 88 is a B? What kind of podunk backwoods county do you live in?

[1338 h4x0r]

The harsh Northern waste that is Western New York

[Mr. Ron]

Aye, my own Northern kingdom lies to the east of master 1338's stronghold

[1338 h4x0r]

Aye, my own Northern kingdom lies to the east of master 1338's stronghold

Lord h4x0r

Seer upon the Rime-shelf

Protector of the Frost-kingdom

Guardian against the Jewish Hordes

Summoner of the Power of Vril

Son of the Race of Thule

[Mr. Ron]

Wotan mitt uns

[1338 h4x0r]

It's more like

WOTAN MIT UNS! (@_@)/

[808]

guys, this stuff is getting old.

[Dave de Sylvia]

It's OK, l338 has Aspberger's so we're supposed to tolerate his retardation.

[1338 h4x0r]

VOR UNS LIEGT DEUTSCHLAND!
IN UNS MARSCHIERT DEUTSCHLAND!
UND HINTER UNS KOMMT DEUTSCHLAND!


It's OK, l338 has Aspeberger's so we're supposed to tolerance his retardation.

Nice spelling + command of parts of speech

Idiot

[Dave de Sylvia]

You're still a retard.

[Iskandar]

Þule*

[808]

1338, i like you but sometimes this stuff gets annoying.

[Iskandar]

Yeah, I mean, I'm not even Germanic. I'm a Slavic untermensch.

[1338 h4x0r]

You're still a retard.

Meine deutsche Jugend, nach einem Jahr kann ich euch hier wieder begrüssen. Ihr seid heute hier in dieser Muschel nur ein Ausschnitt dessen, was ausser hier über ganz Deutschland steht. Und wir wünschen uns, dass ihr, deutsche Jungens und deutsche Mädchen, in euch all das aufnehmt, was wir dereinst uns von Deutschland erhoffen. Wir wollen ein Volk sein, und ihr, meine Jugend, sollt dieses Volk nun werden. Wir wollen einst keine Klassen und Stände mehr sehen, und ihr dürft in euch schon nicht das grosswerden lassen. Wir wollen einst ein Reich sehen, und ihr müsst euch schon dafür erziehen. Wir wollen, dass dieses Volk einst gehorsam ist, und ihr müsst euch in dem Gehorsam üben. Wir wollen, dass dieses Volk einst friedliebend und aber auch tapfer ist, und ihr müsst friedfertig sein ... und ihr müsst deshalb friedfertig sein und mutig zugleich. Wir wollen, dass dieses Volk einst nicht verweichlicht wird, sondern dass es hart sein kann, und ihr müsst euch in der Jugend dafür stählen. Ihr müsst lernen, Entbehrungen auf Euch zu nehmen, ohne jemals zusammenzubrechen. Denn was wir auch heute schaffen und was wir tun, wir werden vergehen, aber in euch wird Deutschland weiterleben. Und wenn von uns nichts mehr übrigsein wird, dann werdet ihr die Fahne, die wir einst aus dem Nichts hochgezogen haben, in euren Fäusten halten müssen. Und ich weiss, das kann nicht anders sein, denn ihr seid Fleisch von unserem Fleisch und Blut von unserem Blut. Und in euren jungen Gehirnen brennt der selbe Geist, der uns beherrscht. Ihr könnt nicht anders sein, als mit uns verbunden. Und wenn die grossen Kolonnen unserer Bewegung heute siegend durch Deutschland marschieren, dann weiss ich: ihr schliesst euch den Kolonnen an. Und wir wissen: Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland und hinter uns kommt Deutschland.

[808]

that's enough.

[Angmar]

o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/

[1338 h4x0r]

that's enough.

Unsre Fahne flattert uns voran.
In die Zukunft ziehn wir Mann für Mann.
Wir marschieren für Hitler durch Nacht und durch Not
Mit der Fahne der Jugend für Freiheit und Brot.
Unsre Fahne flattert uns voran.
Unsre Fahne ist die neue Zeit.
Und die Fahne führt uns in die Ewigkeit,
Ja die Fahne ist mehr als der Tod!

:angry:/ :angry:/ :angry:/ :angry:/

[Angmar]

So Chris what have you been doing to fight the ZOG lately?

[808]

that's it - you guys are banned.

[1338 h4x0r]

So Chris what have you been doing to fight the ZOG lately?

Well Thorstein I got together my loyal band of brown-shirted Cantonese thugs and we campaigned for the National Bocialist party all over the North Campus today until we crossed paths with the Red Front. Violence broke out, eventually gun shots. Two of my trusted men died that day but I can take comfort in the fact that they are already feasting on dim sum in Valhall

[808]

chris is a girl's name.

[Iskandar]

that's it - you guys are banned.I will be the final discreeter of that.

Okay so that's not actually a word but it sounded cool.

[808]

iskandar, did you change my user title?

also, can you give me mod powers please?

[Angmar]

Well Thorstein I got together my loyal band of brown-shirted Cantonese thugs and we campaigned for the National Bocialist party all over the North Campus today until we crossed paths with the Red Front. Violence broke out, eventually gun shots. Two of my trusted men died that day but I can take comfort in the fact that they are already feasting on dim sum in Valhall

Today I looked into a ZOG hammer, an expensive but effective weapon for fighting the ZOG, the gold plated version is very eye catching, no zionist can resist gold, so apparently it lures them right in, you should consider getting one for your group, they have built in zog tracking lock on!

[1338 h4x0r]

Could I get a ZOG hammer inlaid with Armanen runes that take on a glowing blue cast whenever Jews are near?

You know, like Elvish weapons from LotR

[Angmar]

All ZOG hammers come equipt with the star of david that turns red whenever ZOG is within 100 meters.

[1338 h4x0r]

That's almost as awesome as menorah pipe bombs that explode when you light the last candle and kill everyone in the room

[Aaron]

I'm wearing my mithril schutzstaffel coat now. I love the new standard-issue.

[1338 h4x0r]

The ladies love a man in Hugo Boss attire!

[Iskandar]

All ZOG hammers come equipt with the star of david that turns red whenever ZOG is within 100 meters.What do you mean, when ZOG is near?

[1338 h4x0r]

The ZOG has yet to infiltrate our mighty Aryan treehouse kingdom

[sweboy]

Guys how do I pronounce "vertebrae"!??

[1338 h4x0r]

The IPA spelling of 'vertebrae' is

/ˈpiːnəs/

[Already_Taken]

irish pale ale spelling?

[1338 h4x0r]

/ˈpiːnəs/

[Angmar]

http://whitehouse.georgewbush.org/kids/images/playground-dispute-guide.gif

lol

[1338 h4x0r]

ya rly **** the ZOG

[Mr. Ron]

do not worry fellow Aryans, for I have a vile of Jewish gypsy tears, and on command a great light shall spring forth from within when we are trapped in the darkness of ZOG!

[BridgeToSolace]

http://whitehouse.georgewbush.org/kids/images/playground-dispute-guide.gif

lol

which part was funny?

[1338 h4x0r]

All of it

[Iskandar]

I think George W. Bush has been ridiculed enough that he's become inherently funny. Either that or you're so sick of him his mere image generates strong feelings of rage.

[1338 h4x0r]

W is a punchline with no joke

[Iscariot]

Deal. Also I would advise you to not call moderators dumb****s unless you're angling for a ban yourself.

Is it okay if I show this to my friends and tell them how tough you are? You really shook me with this post I don't know how to respond. I've never been banned on MX before and the very thought of it makes me tremble down to my core. Please don't do it Iskander, you filthy, hypocritical, undeserving and over-indulgent Canadian ****. Please don't. :(

[Iskandar]

That's Iskandar to you.

[Apollyon]

You sure showed me. :lol:

[Iskandar]

Yes, I sure did.

[siva_chair]

Lol.

Iskandar's great purge. :p

[Iskandar]

Year Zero has begun.

[Iscariiot]

Yes, I sure did.

Not really. I can make new accounts all night. You can give up anytime now. I used to spam this place with dozens of accounts for fun in my free time. I can turn it up ten notches if you want to play this game. You're just repeating the mistakes of all the moderators before you.

[siva_chair]

Year Zero has begun.

:cue NIN music:

[Iskandar]

Do you really have nothing better to do with your Tuesday night, Jared? I'm trying to write a paper here and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.

[siva_chair]

What's your paper over?

[Iscaryyot]

Do you really have nothing better to do with your Tuesday night, Jared? I'm trying to write a paper here and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.

At 12:30am? No, I don't. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't ban me for pointing out the stone cold fact that you made a crap move in picking sides, and then lying about picking sides. If you correct your mistake and ban Siva for an equal length of time as you have banned 1338, I'll drop it and serve out my ban quietly. Or we can go for a hayride.

[Iscaryyot]

TBH the prospect of playing with a moderator hasn't been this exciting since I scared Litnin off of MX entirely.

[Gattsu347]

gay.

[Iskandar]

At 12:30am? No, I don't. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't ban me for pointing out the stone cold fact that you made a crap move in picking sides, and then lying about picking sides. If you correct your mistake and ban Siva for an equal length of time as you have banned 1338, I'll drop it and serve out my ban quietly. Or we can go for a hayride.I banned you for being a bitch. Siva did nothing wrong.
What's your paper over?The Reformation. Damned obligatory history. What program are you in?

[Iscareeot]

I banned you for being a bitch. Siva did nothing wrong.

Siva baits and trolls for the sake of progressing his own irrelevant political agenda. He baited 1338 for pages upon pages until he finally resorted to penis jokes because getting Siva to accept information from an opposing source is like trying to get blood from a stone. If you don't ban Siva for baiting/trolling, you're picking sides and failing miserably at your job.

[siva_chair]

The Reformation. Damned obligatory history. What program are you in?

You mean what degree program? Electrical Engineering.

What about the Reformation do you have to write about, specifically? The whole thing?

[Iskandar]

Martin Luther's influence on it. I guess it's easy enough, I just would rather pick my own topic.

[Iskandar]

What you consider to be "doing your job" and actually doing your job are not always the same thing. For example, unjustly banning the bulk of my accounts because I called you out. That's not doing your job, that's being fascist scum.I should have known. Godwin never fails.

[Iscarieot]

You don't get it do you. You can't get rid of me. Do what I say or this will never end.

[Aaron]

Hello I'm Jared Hance.

[Iscarieot]

You can ban Siva anytime now. I'm playing nice right now because I'm giving you a chance to do the right thing, Iskander. Don't let me down. I'll have to do things you won't particularly enjoy. :')

[Gattsu347]

I'll have to do things you won't particularly enjoy. :')

Over the internet!













:lol:

[Iscaryeot]

You're starting to annoy me, Iskander. I'm trying to be reasonable but you're pushing me now.

[RunAmokRampant]

omg. You really are a loser. Just serve the ban quietly and do something else FFS.

[Iskandar]

You're trying to extort me into banning Siva, who did nothing wrong, and now you're making threats from the other side of the continent. Not very impressive. I reiterate, go paint, or call up a buddy, or TIVO Star Trek. Anything but wasting both of our time. I'm not going to respond to your baiting.

[Iscarioot]

omg. You really are a loser. Just serve the ban quietly and do something else FFS.

Don't support injustice if you like your private information staying private.

You're trying to extort me into banning Siva, who did nothing wrong, and now you're making threats from the other side of the continent. Not very impressive. I reiterate, go paint, or call up a buddy, or TIVO Star Trek. Anything but wasting both of our time. I'm not going to respond to your baiting.

I'm not making any physical threats, I'm just promising to make your job on MX infinitely more difficult if you don't offer equality in punishment. Banning me because I told you that you were wrong just makes me want to trash this board even more.

Stop banning all of my accounts and admit you were wrong. Now.

[Iscareiosht]

That ban button is really effective.

[Iscareiosht]

Since it's late and I'm still sick, I'll let you off the hook if you reduce the bans on all of my nice new alts and keep the ban on my main at 3 days.

Or, you know, you can keep wasting your time banning me. Whichever sounds more productive to you.

[Aaron]

Do you have scurvy?

[Iscareiosht]

I have a bad cold. I've been coughing up blood and vomiting for a few days.

[Aaron]

Probably shouldn't eat blood and vomit.

[Knifeboy]

Probably shouldn't eat blood and vomit.

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/Rim%20Shot%20Johnny%20Utah.jpg

[Surtr]

I lol'd.

[808]

You're trying to extort me into banning Siva, who did nothing wrong, and now you're making threats from the other side of the continent. Not very impressive. I reiterate, go paint, or call up a buddy, or TIVO Star Trek. Anything but wasting both of our time. I'm not going to respond to your baiting.

Will you respond to my baiting?

[Mr. Ron]

well, I'm off to prosecute King Henry VIII, wish me luck!

[Heinrich Himmler]

yo guys I'll be back soon enough; don't worry

[Mr. Ron]

So, my partner and I lost the debate....I really don't get why, because I alone dismantled and destroyed every question they had. In the cross examination they only had 2 measly questions that I obliterated. I'm not boasting, it was just that they were terrible questions. I think it was because my partner didn't even prepare and sucked at public speaking. That or there were a lot of protestants in the room.

[beso negro]

you guys can hate siva all you want but at the end of the day he knows more poli sci and history than most of you despite being an engineering major :D

[Heinrich Himmler]

If indeed he is an EE major, then he hasn't taken probability, statistics and random processes yet ... his understanding of these is nothing less than piss poor.

[Mr. Ron]

Sup Heiny

[Heinrich Himmler]

yo yo yo imma blaze bluntz ta-nite

[beso negro]

Heinrich Himmler == 1338?

[Heinrich Himmler]

I am retired ... vindow cleaner ... and pacifist, vithout doing vor crimes

Also I vos head of Gestapo for ten years

[Dave de Sylvia]

uhh...

[Heinrich Himmler]

yo yo yo sup mah nigga lets git baked up in here

ah gots a bowl made-a jew bonez

[Sir William]

I've got a QP of jew bones just waiting to be smoked. Let's light this up.

[ridethelib]

lol jared just won't stop

[Sir William]

I'm not going to leave just because some douchebag with a ban hammer keeps locking my accounts. If I want to post I will post.

To Iskander's merit though, he did force yahoo mail to block me from making new accounts because I made so many in so short a time period.

[Sir William]

NEW YORK (CNN) -- A pedestrian was struck twice by vehicles in Queens and dragged for 17 miles by the second vehicle before police found him dead in Brooklyn, New York City Police Commissioner Ray Kelly told reporters Wednesday.

The badly mangled body was discovered under a van after several passing motorists motioned the driver to pull over, Kelly said. Police had not identified the victim Wednesday evening, he said.

The first driver called 911 to report he thought he had struck a pedestrian but did not see anyone.

It turned out the second driver, in a van, had driven over the man, whose body became lodged under its chassis, according to police.

Kelly said that the van driver stopped at one point during the drive on New York City's highways and roads because he noticed the vehicle was not driving properly. But he failed to find anything unusual, Kelly said.

Police are retracing the route the van drove in attempt to find body parts, he said.

No charges have been filed, Kelly told reporters Wednesday afternoon.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/02/11/new.york.body.dragged/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

:lol: Poor bastard.

[pooble]

I am retired ... vindow cleaner ... and pacifist, vithout doing vor crimes

Also I vos head of Gestapo for ten years

wasnt it the ss?

[Heinrich Himmler]

I vos also head of Gestapo

(check Vikipedia)

[Already_Taken]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/02/11/new.york.body.dragged/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

:lol: Poor bastard.

wow how do you drive for 17 miles without noticing a body lodged under your car?

and yes :lol: poor bastard.

[Cardboard Urinal]

lol

[spitfirejunky]

We drive like **** in Queens.

[Already_Taken]

yeah i always wondered why everyone constantly beeps their horn. here we use that when there's an emergency, not when we just need to get somewhere. we're already in a car on the road what the fuk else would we be doing.

that's why we hate yankees.

[beso negro]

and the bans keep coming

[Iskandar]

I don't know where people got the idea they could break the rules and use alts to sidestep bans because they can't.

[Aaron]

Woo. I'm only at uni one day a week this year again. 3 subjects in an evening. Means I can't attend lectures, have to download slides.

[Already_Taken]

iskandar stop man i'm actually getting kinda lonely. it's weird when there's legitimately 4 people in here. (not like normal when there's 4 people in here)

[Will J]

I don't know where people got the idea they could break the rules and use alts to sidestep bans because they can't.

I don't know where you got the idea that you could actually stop someone from posting here with that adorable little ban feature of yours. It's cute because you're a new mod and don't seem to understand yet the futility of banning accounts.

[Already_Taken]

yeah it's only futile when the subject is as sad as yourself. normal people don't get that butthurt about it and continue posting normally on their second account.

[Will J]

Please do me a favor and unlatch yourself from Iskander's penis long enough to make a coherent post, thank you.

I am not at all butt hurt about anything, other than being mildly annoyed by Iskander's flagrant abuse of power.

I simply want to post, and will continue to do so regardless of what he thinks he's trying to accomplish. If you don't like it, you can hold out your hand, turn it palm up, wait quietly while I position my balls in the center of your soft and gentle grip, and then you can cram my scrotum into your mouth and suckle on it like a baby with its mother's nipple in its mouth.

[RunAmokRampant]

I find it very ironic that a few weeks or months ago you decided you were on this site too much and refrained from posting too much and now you can't help but post here regardless of how many of your accounts are banned.

[Touch Me]

What can I say? I'm competitive to a fault and this is a fun challenge.

[Meatplow]

you have a lot of problems d00d

you are quite aware of this it seems but if you are unwilling to change well sympathy is the devil

[Touch Me]

:lol: Being told by someone that has accumulated a third of my posts in half the time it took me to rack up that many, that I have a problem, is hilarious. And why is it wrong, I mean ****ing honestly, why is it wrong, that if this is my one release, and I want to post here to keep myself rational and safe IRL, that I should be determined to keep that?

Why is it bad that I just want to be able to post here so I can have my release? You people act like you're above judgement sometimes and it's pathetic and hilarious all at once. Half of you are so much worse than me, that if I had a heart it would break for you, and yet you judge me? Get a life, asshats.

[Touch Me]

And not to turn this into a rant, but many of you have the social status of an ant. You can't tell me that this doesn't bother you, and that you don't post here to feel just a little bit more popular. Do I judge you for that? No. So don't judge me for needing a place to vent.

[Meatplow]

:lol: Being told by someone that has accumulated a third of my posts in half the time it took me to rack up that many, that I have a problem, is hilarious.

It's a postcount on an internet forum. Why should this have relevance to anything? It seems like you just like to cause drama.

And why is it wrong, I mean ****ing honestly, why is it wrong, that if this is my one release, and I want to post here to keep myself rational and safe IRL, that I should be determined to keep that?

If this is your one release from the real world I pity you, and I seriously think you need some kind of help :( I mean it, you sound very unhinged here. You've described yourself as openly sociopathic before but any doubt you've been playing some kind of internet character just trolling is out the window.

Why is it bad that I just want to be able to post here so I can have my release? You people act like you're above judgement sometimes and it's pathetic and hilarious all at once. Half of you are so much worse than me, that if I had a heart it would break for you, and yet you judge me? Get a life, asshats.

You are far more judgemental then any of us with statements like that. I am one of the most easygoing, friendly people you could ever meet. I accept criticism, but there is taking it too far with irrational bullpoop. As eloquent and intellegent you can appear at times you are full of it, whether you think so or not.

And not to turn this into a rant, but many of you have the social status of an ant. You can't tell me that this doesn't bother you, and that you don't post here to feel just a little bit more popular. Do I judge you for that? No. So don't judge me for needing a place to vent.

Now you are digging low. Social status? I won't deny a lot of internet posters seek attention and many of them aren't around a lot of people constantly IRL but why you should have such a chip on your shoulder that you want to call people out for it I don't know. Grow up, you child.

[RunAmokRampant]

wtf was that? Posting for popularity? Posting for venting and release?

Dude, you can't be ****ing serious lol

[Will Wins]

It's a postcount on an internet forum. Why should this have relevance to anything? It seems like you just like to cause drama.

IDK I'm looking for weak spots.



If this is your one release from the real world I pity you, and I seriously think you need some kind of help :( I mean it, you sound very unhinged here. You've described yourself as openly sociopathic before but any doubt you've been playing some kind of internet character just trolling is out the window.

Haha I don't need pity. I wouldn't give it to anyone else and I don't want it. And sociopathic what? Just because I don't have the ability to connect with anyone emotionally doesn't mean that I don't myself have feelings to some degree. There just on a different wavelength if you can call it that. I'm just tired of people calling me a nut. I'm sure you can understand my frustration.



You are far more judgemental then any of us with statements like that. I am one of the most easygoing, friendly people you could ever meet. I accept criticism, but there is taking it too far with irrational bullpoop. As eloquent and intellegent you can appear at times you are full of it, whether you think so or not.

Well I don't know you so I can't comment on your personality. The only exposure I have to you is on here, and a lot of the time you really rub me the wrong way. I refuse to accept that I'm "full of it". Am I abrasive? Yeah, I'll admit that much. Can I be a jerk? I guess, though I just consider myself honest to a fault. I don't lie. I don't. Plain and simple. Some people can't stand me because I simply do not lie. I call it like I see it. And TBH, I just do not care if that pisses anyone off.



Now you are digging low. Social status? I won't deny a lot of internet posters seek attention and many of them aren't around a lot of people constantly IRL but why you should have such a chip on your shoulder that you want to call people out for it I don't know. Grow up, you child.

That's the first time I've ever called anyone out on that, and calling me a child when you're trying to debate morality with a stranger on the internet is, to be perfectly honest, laughably weak.

wtf was that? Posting for popularity? Posting for venting and release?

Dude, you can't be ****ing serious lol

You can't read well, can you?

[Meatplow]

i'm not gonna bother, okay.

i have no idea why i would rub you up the wrong way but w/e i'm not setting out to offend in anything I do. looking for weak spots is the calling card of someone on their last legs of desperation, and if that involves being banned multiple times on an internet forum, pity, pity, pity

i don't know you personally but the way you describe yourself and act towards other users is completely unflattering, honesty or not.

[Iskandar]

Today is Charles Darwin's birthday.:)

[siva_chair]

Today the Swiss and the Japanese made me some money.:)

[guitarded_chuck]

Yes, a big Happy 200th Birthday to Charlie Darwin!

[McP3000]

Today is Charles Darwin's birthday.:)
the birth of atheism woooo

[Already_Taken]

things were much better when your true beliefs didn't matter and everyone had to conform or die. well, at least that's what all my north korean friends told me.