PNWI Community Thread version 3.0 (KEEP REFRIGERATED AT ALL TIMES)

[Mister_Che]

today, at 2:27

hey wait a minute

[Iskandar]

Ok, so I just voted.

At least I think I did. Do any of you use those voting booths where you have to pull the lever to the right to close the curtain? And have to push a little lever down above the candidate's name to vote for them?

My mom said that the lever stays down until you exit the booth, but mine wouldn't stay down...so the machine either is different or broken and my vote didn't count...What is wrong with your country?

Here they give you a ballot, you go into a booth and make an X next to the candidate you want, you fold it and put it in the box.

[mph4ever]

i can't wait until this god damned election is over and zionists come back in to focus

[Iskandar]

If by Zionists you mean old white men with raging hard-ons for the Israeli armed forces and by that you mean the Republican Party, I think you'll be out of luck.

[Reaganista]

What is wrong with your country?

Here they give you a ballot, you go into a booth and make an X next to the candidate you want, you fold it and put it in the box.

so much for canadians being more green than us i guess

[spiff]

What is wrong with your country?

Here they give you a ballot, you go into a booth and make an X next to the candidate you want, you fold it and put it in the box.

we can't do anything the easy way. i think it's in the constitution.

[mattspurplepen]

dudeeeee hababi was the best thing about these forums, and i can't believe he posted that LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[cobert]

Just voted for the first time.

It was good.

[masada]

vote for vermin supreme

[mph4ever]

If by Zionists you mean old white men with raging hard-ons for the Israeli armed forces and by that you mean the Republican Party, I think you'll be out of luck.

oh i don't know yet, people have to vote yet. there will be a little bit of creep on the final day, it will be closer than y'all think.

[siva_chair]

Most countries export Tv-shows to the rest of the world (excluding america because you got no taste)

What? We export plenty of shows and the fact that the rest of the world pretty much eats it up shows we have some semblance of universal appeal.

So do other countries eat our **** up because it tastes bad?

Seriously, name your personal top 10 favorite television programs. Be honest please.

[Iscariot]

someone hacked his account i'm pretty sure

yeah his account was hijacked but still he's never been able to live that down

edit: and guys that screenshot is like three years old

[siva_chair]

so much for canadians being more green than us i guess

Lol.

[Sk0rpi0n]

so much for canadians being more green than us i guess

Heh. Well ballot paper is recycled by elections Canada. Do you recycle the electricity that voting machines use? How bout those lovely punch cards?
The answer to those questions is a total ****ing waste of time. So please ignore me and get back to focusing your energy on ignoring the environment :)

Honestly though, Canada is probably as bad as the United States in terms of pollution. There is more of a political effort here to go "green" then there seems to be in much of the US, but with the World's economy on in the poopy toilet, its kind of on the back burner...
If you want to learn about Canada's environmental sins, do some research on Alberta's Oil Sands or on how much coal is still used to make electricity. Disgusting.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Canada is the worst polluting country per capita on the planet.

[Iskandar]

Don't blame me, I voted for the other guys.

Although the Conservative Party recently has made statements which might be construed as grudgingly acknowledging that global warming might possibly exist so we're making progress!

[Sk0rpi0n]

Canada is the worst polluting country per capita on the planet.

This may very well be true. Do you have a source? I'd be interested in seeing it...

I didn't vote Con either. I voted NDP as always and my Candidate (Paul Dewar) won the riding. SO yay!

[Iskandar]

What riding is that?

[Sk0rpi0n]

What riding is that?

Ottawa Centre

[808]

I am seriously ashamed to be Californian right now. Only 14% reported but it looks like Prop 8 is going to pass after all. This is terrible.

[Shell]

woah I didn't expect that

[McP3000]

I am seriously ashamed to be Californian right now. Only 14% reported but it looks like Prop 8 is going to pass after all. This is terrible.
lol tway's gonna be furious

kinda strange though. You'd think prop 8 would go the opposite direction as obama, in terms of getting passed

[808]

Well, San Francisco isn't reporting anything at all right now. Hopefully it will provide the push we need to get this **** over and done with. But seriously, I hate Latinos and blacks.

[Shell]

you hate everyone

[808]

I only said that because blacks and Latinos tend to be social conservatives.

[mattspurplepen]

yeah man that shits whack if its passed. The ads were playing to the ignorant mind sets of the masses so i wouldn't doubt it. I mean we elected Arnold Schwarzennegger as governor somehow...

[808]

Get the petrol bombs ready.

[someguest]

I am seriously ashamed to be Californian right now. Only 14% reported but it looks like Prop 8 is going to pass after all. This is terrible.

:lol:

[McP3000]

again, prop 8 is only going to be temporary if its passed.

[guitrguy]

glad I'm straight.

[someguest]

I don't really see what 808 is worried about either. Unless he's a man dyke himself.

[808]

It's possible to care about things that don't affect you.

[mattspurplepen]

is someguest hababibibibibababi?

dude why do you care about gays marrying or women getting abortions?
it has no direct effect on your life.
It might conflict with moral values, but should we let the government favor peoples' moral values over our freedom and liberty?

[Mr. Ron]

http://i36.tinypic.com/33vz2j4.jpg

[someguest]

is someguest hababibibibibababi?
It might conflict with moral values, but should we let the government favor peoples' moral values over our freedom and liberty?

I feel it's my moral right to smoke pot. Why does the government deny me my moral value?

[mattspurplepen]

i personally couldn't care less about pot either. as long as you aren't doing it while driving or something stupid. it should be treated as alcohol.

but i mean come on, how is the gay marriage thing anything to care about.
I understand the abortion thing, but gay marriage really wont change anything about your own marriage.
how would i know? they've been taking place in san francisco and elsewhere for a while now, and nothing happened to my parents marriage or other straight couples, nothing happened in general except people got equal rights. So if for nothing else, just take up the position that they can get married because you don't care haha.

As for the abortion, i understand how it can get tricky and emotional at different stages and whether you are killing a thinking baby/ that is scary of course, but it is a woman's choice to abort and only within reasonable restrictions. why deny victims of poverty, ignorance, rape and incest? there needs to be more sex education, not taking away all abortion rights.

[someguest]

There are people out there that believe marriage is between a man and a woman, and it's clearly a moral belief just like abortion. Who are you to tell them they're wrong?

[guitrguy]

There are people out there that believe marriage is between a man and a woman, and it's clearly a moral belief just like abortion. Who are you to tell them they're wrong?

oh hey you missed the point.

[Der Übermensch]

Anti-abortion is easier to justify than anti-gay marriage. Abortion hinges on what you consider a life. If a fetus is a life, then of course abortion is wrong.
Gay marriage is simply butting into other peoples affairs where you have no business and your opinion shouldn't matter.

[Already_Taken]

There are people out there that believe marriage is between a man and a woman, and it's clearly a moral belief just like abortion. Who are you to tell them they're wrong?

hitler was gay

[Mr. Ron]

no he wasn't.

[Reaganista]

california is a ****ing pile of **** throw them out of the ****ing country along with the south and midwest

[808]

Anti-abortion is easier to justify than anti-gay marriage. Abortion hinges on what you consider a life. If a fetus is a life, then of course abortion is wrong.
Gay marriage is simply butting into other peoples affairs where you have no business and your opinion shouldn't matter.

I am still trying to figure out why this was even on the ballot.

They haven't reported 100% of the votes but it doesn't really matter anymore. Proposition 8 has passed. I am crushed.

[Futue te Ipsum]

Anti-abortion is easier to justify than anti-gay marriage. Abortion hinges on what you consider a life. If a fetus is a life, then of course abortion is wrong.
Gay marriage is simply butting into other peoples affairs where you have no business and your opinion shouldn't matter.Sorry, but why is it being alive important?

[Dr Hooch]

caterpillars are alive.

[siva_chair]

And unlike humans, they turn into butterflies.

We just turn back into things that wear diapers.

[mph4ever]

nappies

[Prince of Darkness]

When will we hear if Proposition 8 got accepted or not?

[siva_chair]

Well, if it didn't get accepted, I suspect you would hear "It's Raining Men" being blasted out stereos at loud volumes everywhere.

If it got passed I suspect you would hear lots of gay people crying.

[Reaganista]

this will not stand
i have to do something

also the supreme court of california could disregard this by concluding that the equal protection clause makes men and women equal and then reading the amendment to say marriage shall only be between one person and one person
not that im saying theyre likely to do that but they could the reaction would be funny to see

[Prince of Darkness]

wait, I just read on Stephen Fry's twitter that it did get accepted.

Who got to vote on this? Everyone or just California?

[siva_chair]

Just Cauliforneeah

[Prince of Darkness]

having same-sex marriage be illegal in this day and age is whack

[BridgeToSolace]

We just decriminalized pot here.

MA ftw

[siva_chair]

Yeah I heard about that. That is cool. Hopefully others will follow suit.

[mph4ever]

in a nutshell someone give me what prop 8 is

[siva_chair]

in a nutshell someone give me what prop 8 is

Defines marriage as between a man and a woman.

In other words the state will not recognize gay marriage.

[mph4ever]

Defines marriage as between a man and a woman.

In other words the state will not recognize gay marriage.

and if it is passed then will it be illegal to be gay and married? does it become a crime?

[Dr Hooch]

and if it is passed then will it be illegal to be gay and married? does it become a crime?

it stops being marriage

[pppoe]

I hope it is overturned again. That would be lulz.

[mph4ever]

it stops being marriage

and do they have common law relationships where you are seen by the state as a married couple with the same benefits but that you don't have a state recognised marriage certificate?

[pppoe]

I am not sure if they have the same benefits.

[mph4ever]

I am not sure if they have the same benefits.


wow, thats homophobic, in a sense

[mattspurplepen]

pretty much the whole thing is fueled by ignorance and intolerance.
I could give two shits less about two loving people getting married, regardless of their orientation.
marriage is a little bit stupid anyways, i mean look at the divorce rates.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PgjcgqFYP4

seriously? that ad just proves the campaign is geared toward morons.

[Dr Hooch]

wow, thats homophobic, in a sense

so is prop 8

i'm not sure they care

:lol: http://i34.tinypic.com/2qs4b9y.jpg

[guitrguy]

the bibles wants us to be homophobic.

[pppoe]

Does Jesus ever mention homosexuality?

[guitrguy]

he did once but he also had a dick in his mouth.

[pppoe]

guitrguy, I am being 100% serious right now.

[Dr Hooch]

Paul The Not Really A Disciple At All mentions it, but the only reason it's in the NT is because the romans were up for it.

[gregulus]

I haven't ever seen the word "socialist" so much on facebook in my life. Apparently, socialism = anything not completely laissez faire.

[Detective Dan]

yeah i just came in here to complain about prop 8

a similar proposition here in arizona, prop 102, passed too


i ****ing hate this country

[Reaganista]

really the full faith and credit clause means no state should have a right to disregard another state's marriage
i predict that scotus decides that 5-4 sometime in the next few years because that's the most obviously unconstitutional practice states are engaging in in regards to gay marriage
scalia might even go for that because it's so obviously against what the constitution says

[Der Übermensch]

and if it is passed then will it be illegal to be gay and married? does it become a crime?

I'm not certain, but I think that ex post facto applies, so anyone married before the ban is grandfathered in.

[McP3000]

the bibles wants us to be homophobic.
no
he did once but he also had a dick in his mouth.
wow, seriously
Paul The Not Really A Disciple At All mentions it, but the only reason it's in the NT is because the romans were up for it.
basically

Jesus never condemns homosexuality

[Dave de Sylvia]

mcp3000 do you take every statement on the internet super seriously

[gregulus]

mcp3000 do you take every statement on the internet super seriously

I can't wait to see if he takes your statement super seriously.

[Correction]

harrison is overly serious when not stoned

[hismajestythepope]

so my brother in law closed down his medical practice today because he did maths and knows for a fact that he wont be able to pay his employees under obama's tax plan

but he's totally gonna get a job at the atlantic city hospital because he was ranked the top doctor in atlantic city last year.

[McP3000]

mcp3000 do you take every statement on the internet super seriously
PNWI im more prone to take it seriously.
harrison is overly serious when not stoned
but this also applies to the above statement as well :lol:
so my brother in law closed down his medical practice today because he did maths and knows for a fact that he wont be able to pay his employees under obama's tax plan

but he's totally gonna get a job at the atlantic city hospital because he was ranked the top doctor in atlantic city last year.
wow that really sucks

[Iskandar]

Wow, he's a really bad businessman isn't he.

[siva_chair]

Wow, he's a really bad businessman isn't he.

What a stupid statement.

[hismajestythepope]

Wow, he's a really bad businessman isn't he.

yeah dude totally.

[Iscariot]

tbh if someone closes up shop in fear of a tax plan that they don't even fully understand yet, they're not a very good businessman

[hismajestythepope]

well it actually turns out to be moreso because his partner is pakistani and apparently is moving back to pakistan because he feels obama is anti-pakistani for some reason?

i dont fully understand, my moms bad at explaining things.

[siva_chair]

tbh if someone closes up shop in fear of a tax plan that they don't even fully understand yet, they're not a very good businessman

Or, they've calculated that they no longer would be able to continue to pay their employees enough to keep the business running without taking large losses.

[hismajestythepope]

thats the reason he wanted to shut it down, but he wanted to wait like a month, but his partner was like, no we're done today.

[Knifeboy]

Sounds like complete idiots to be honest... (both your brother and the pakistani)

[hismajestythepope]

thats why theyre doctors...

also, brother in law.

and dude's smart as hell, don't hate.

[mph4ever]

so what you are saying is that you brother was forced to close down his practice because his partner in that business is afraid of racism under the new administration led by obama

[hismajestythepope]

Obama said, "I will not hesitate to use military force to take out terrorists who pose a direct threat to America."

his translation, we gonna hit pakistan.

dude doesnt want to live in a nation thats gonna hit his homeland, i dont blame him if he legitimately has that fear.

[mph4ever]

Obama said, "I will not hesitate to use military force to take out terrorists who pose a direct threat to America."

his translation, we gonna hit pakistan.

dude doesnt want to live in a nation thats gonna hit his homeland, i dont blame him if he legitimately has that fear.


no, i wouldn't blame him either. but i expect obamas foreign intervention to centre more around a bong than a bomb. if america starts one more war on one more front then obama=fail

[hismajestythepope]

word.

[Knifeboy]

Obama said, "I will not hesitate to use military force to take out terrorists who pose a direct threat to America."

his translation, we gonna hit pakistan.

dude doesnt want to live in a nation thats gonna hit his homeland, i dont blame him if he legitimately has that fear.

Ok so the pakistani guy is a little more of an idiot than your brother-in-law
but seriously, closing down your bussiness because of a vague tax-proposal that isn't even a real proposal yet, is pretty damned dumb

[Reaganista]

all doctors are stupid they only good for suing

[siva_chair]

All lawyers are assholes they are only good for lying.

[Dr Hooch]

Obama said, "I will not hesitate to use military force to take out terrorists who pose a direct threat to America."

his translation, we gonna hit pakistan.

pretty bad translation tbh

[siva_chair]

Yeah why the hell would you need to translate it, he said it in English?

[808]

no, i wouldn't blame him either. but i expect obamas foreign intervention to centre more around a bong than a bomb. if america starts one more war on one more front then obama=fail

It wouldn't be another war.

[mph4ever]

what? you think they would negate the need for ground assault by going straight for the bog boy

[808]

It would be part of an already ongoing war.

[mph4ever]

It would be part of an already ongoing war.


just move the front from iraq into pakistan?

[Dr Hooch]

Yeah why the hell would you need to translate it, he said it in English?

plus america has already "hit" pakistan a few times

just move the front from iraq into pakistan?

it might be quicker just to move the one from afghanistan.

[mph4ever]

it might be quicker just to move the one from afghanistan.

true, but afghanistan will suffer some serious insurgency, something that america is seriously concerned about right now. got to keep your boot on the back of their neck whilst you have it there, let them up and all hell could break loose

and america can't afford another front, another war essentially, so iraq is going to have to stand up for itself

[mph4ever]

obama 'n' biden

is this going to be a problem for dyslexic american kids?

[Dr Hooch]

true, but afghanistan will suffer some serious insurgency, something that america is seriously concerned about right now. got to keep your boot on the back of their neck whilst you have it there, let them up and all hell could break loose

better yet, we could get the british troops out of iraq and into afghanistan, buy them some decent helicopters and jeeps for once and let you guys do the pushing and heroics and we'll do the occupation and we'll all be sticking to our centuries old war stereotypes and it'll be great

[siva_chair]

The British already have troops in Afghanistan.

Your badass SAS have been invaluable. Joint Spec-Ops teams are amazing.

[Mr. Ron]

aren't we just going to shift units from Iraq to Afghanistan when we gradually pull out (lol)?

[siva_chair]

aren't we just going to shift units from Iraq to Afghanistan when we gradually pull out (lol)?

Probably.

[mph4ever]

so my brother in law closed down his medical practice today because he did maths and knows for a fact that he wont be able to pay his employees under obama's tax plan

but he's totally gonna get a job at the atlantic city hospital because he was ranked the top doctor in atlantic city last year.

so really the pakistani doctor may have been a little quick if the timeline is based on withdrawal from iraq and relocation to afghanistan/pakistan

i think your brother in law is just using the pakis weakness as an excuse to move to a more prominent job within the atlantic city medical world

[ashman]

The British already have troops in Afghanistan.

Your badass SAS have been invaluable. Joint Spec-Ops teams are amazing.

Yea, until the Amerikans* shoot/bomb/rape/pillage the SAS...


*Fenwood'd

[Sk0rpi0n]

You do realize that the SAS has a better operational record than any special forces unit in the United States right?

[mph4ever]

rahm emanuel sounds like the title of a porn movie

[Sk0rpi0n]

rahm emanuel sounds like the title of a animal photographs movie

Or a gay Jewish p-o-r-n...

How stupid is it that the filter edits out that word?

[McP3000]

You do realize that the SAS has a better operational record than any special forces unit in the United States right?
well i have no idea or knowledge about the SAS, but I'm sure the US special forces have probably been put into different situations than the SAS has.

[mph4ever]

Or a gay Jewish p-o-r-n...

How stupid is it that the filter edits out that word?

i'm sure its for the benefit of kids on here, they would much rather think about animal photographs than porn

[Iskandar]

well i have no idea or knowledge about the SASThat's the way they prefer it.

[gregulus]

thats why theyre doctors...

also, brother in law.

and dude's smart as hell, don't hate.

It's hilarious that you think that doctors are all smart. I'm not saying your brother in law isn't, but I am saying that a lot of doctors aren't nearly as intelligent as people give them credit for. That isn't to say they aren't good doctors, though.

Shutting your business down because of a vague tax proposal is foolish.

[Soy Dios]

thats why theyre doctors...

doctors are not what i would call smart people

[siva_chair]

Yea, until the Amerikans* shoot/bomb/rape/pillage the SAS...


*Fenwood'd

Lol Fenwood. God I miss that guy.

You do realize that the SAS has a better operational record than any special forces unit in the United States right?

Depends on what you mean by that.

[Apollyon]

You do realize that the SAS has a better operational record than any special forces unit in the United States right?

prove it

[siva_chair]

He can't, because both have highly classified standards. There is no way any of us could make any sort of objective assessment on that.

[Dr Hooch]

SAS actually stands for "Super Army Soldiers"

[mph4ever]

sas stands for sneaky arsed squad

[Shell]

http://shoes180.com/uploaded_images/SAS_shoes-796079.jpg
?

[siva_chair]

Yes that is their issued footwear.

[Dr Hooch]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/leotheninja/1225994907476.jpg

[Shell]

what is that from?

[siva_chair]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/leotheninja/1225994907476.jpg

Lol the god part is teh win.

[mph4ever]

what is that from?

photoshop!


this ones for real

http://www.armybenfund.org/

[Shell]

the Love Thy Neighbor DVD seems so out of place

[The_Passenger]

the Love Thy Neighbor DVD seems so out of place

how so?

[mph4ever]

honky was one of his favorite words

[Sk0rpi0n]

He can't, because both have highly classified standards. There is no way any of us could make any sort of objective assessment on that.

This is true. Pretty much anything detailing actual practice, doctrine and recent operations is going to be next to impossible to dig up.

When I say that their record is the best though, I'm referring to mostly to the use of the regiment in World War 2 and am giving them some latitude because the idea was relatively new. Basically I'm just trying to recall information about the SAS from my class on Special Forces doctrine. During this time frame the SAS were used mostly for sabotage (destroying communications) ahead of large operations enjoying a high rate of success. From my understanding, this was a time in which the rest of the World's Special Forces were still largely undeveloped and the SAS was a work in progress. Most of the SAS operations in WW2 have since been declassified, and while some (such as Operation Chestnut) were failures, the paratrooper tactics proved to be very good for storming Islands at night time and commandeering control of light houses.

It wasn't until the 1970s (I forget the exact date) that the Delta force was developed, and even when it was, it was modeled on the SAS. I know this isn't overly detailed or persuasive, but honestly, I'm just to lazy to dig this stuff up again.

[mph4ever]

heres one for the scrapbook

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=86e_1225055845&p=1

[Apollyon]

i kept waiting for him to drop the baby

[hismajestythepope]

that is both adorable and horrifying :):(

[mph4ever]

i kept waiting for him to drop the baby

he didn't? i couldn't watch long enough

[Apollyon]

can you imagine if while he was swinging the baby around he like, bashed its face into the tv and killed it

i would probably throw the limp child to the side to make sure my tv was ok

[siva_chair]

This is true. Pretty much anything detailing actual practice, doctrine and recent operations is going to be next to impossible to dig up.

When I say that their record is the best though, I'm referring to mostly to the use of the regiment in World War 2 and am giving them some latitude because the idea was relatively new. Basically I'm just trying to recall information about the SAS from my class on Special Forces doctrine. During this time frame the SAS were used mostly for sabotage (destroying communications) ahead of large operations enjoying a high rate of success. From my understanding, this was a time in which the rest of the World's Special Forces were still largely undeveloped and the SAS was a work in progress. Most of the SAS operations in WW2 have since been declassified, and while some (such as Operation Chestnut) were failures, the paratrooper tactics proved to be very good for storming Islands at night time and commandeering control of light houses.

It wasn't until the 1970s (I forget the exact date) that the Delta force was developed, and even when it was, it was modeled on the SAS. I know this isn't overly detailed or persuasive, but honestly, I'm just to lazy to dig this stuff up again.

Yes, the SAS are probably one of the modern worlds oldest "special forces," but it is pretty difficult to say "who is the best" in this day and age. Afterall, the British and Australian SAS continually work with US Army Special Forces, Delta, SEALs, etc. SpecOps are much more of a global community and cross train all the time in today's world.

Besides, it all depends on what your objective is. If you want to take an oil rig in the middle of some hostile sea, the SEALs are probably your best bet. If you want to train local guerrilla forces/counter-guerrilla forces, the Army Special Forces or some other similar unit would be your better option. Each force really has their own special calling they excel at.

[hismajestythepope]

:(:(:(

[Knifeboy]

That baby swinging video is horrible

[mph4ever]

yeah, thats what i thought. not sure if it was real but it sure looks fairly real.

between that and some of the animal abuse videos on youtube and yahoo, i would imagine there will be major outcry and the agencies will be delighted to regulate the content

[hismajestythepope]

tbh my dad used to do stuff like that with me

and im ok

i think

[Knifeboy]

Because you're still alive, doesn't make it any less lethal. Babies don't take well to being swung/shook around

[hismajestythepope]

i know, my sister used to yell at him all the time.

[Pop music sucks]

I think my dad also rough-housed with us when we were toddlers.

Although, I don't think it was to that extent as the video.

[Shell]

that baby probably isn't okay today

[Prince of Darkness]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article5129509.ece

madness.

[Reaganista]

lol nubs that was so fake

[McP3000]

what the hell

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

so there's this guy in one of my political science classes who said that the fed should make it mandatory for high school graduates to join the army for 2 years before going to college

he said it would increase nationalism

this was the day after obama won

he was pissed lol

[Reaganista]

um good luck to the fed with making any kind of laws let alone conscription

[Iskandar]

This guy doesn't belong in a political science class.

[Reaganista]

he's there to learn it

[Mr. Ron]

increase nationalism? Why the **** would you want that? (not sarcastic)

[Iskandar]

he's there to learn itHe's obviously not doing a good job of that.
increase nationalism? Why the **** would you want that? (not sarcastic) I think he means patriotism. Not the same thing.

[Reaganista]

if i was trying to lead a revolt against colonial powers i'd want to increase nationalism i guess

[McP3000]

nationalism is fun

do it tway

[hismajestythepope]

americaz

[Amit]

hey tway i took a practice lsat administered by my school's pre law office thing and i got a 163!!!

i didn't even study for it

so i think maybe i should study for the real thing if i do take it

[Iskandar]

amit you make me sick you model minority

[Amit]

:):(

[Mr. Ron]

I don't study at all tbh

maybe read a little

[Reaganista]

alls i did is read the princeton review lsat book it's pretty quality i think i got like a 155 on my first practice test then i got gradually better my best practice was a 170 then i got 169 on the real 1

princeton review is real accurate as far as how question difficulty a few others i looked at were easier than the actual test
and there's 1 brand out there that prides themselves on being way harder than the real test but i dont remember who they is

[McP3000]

does anyone know about a specific piece of legislation thats gone through congress recently about gun control, regardless if its affiliated with more or less regulation?

[Amit]

alls i did is read the princeton review lsat book it's pretty quality i think i got like a 155 on my first practice test then i got gradually better my best practice was a 170 then i got 169 on the real 1

princeton review is real accurate as far as how question difficulty a few others i looked at were easier than the actual test
and there's 1 brand out there that prides themselves on being way harder than the real test but i dont remember who they is

sweet thanks bro

[hismajestythepope]

when i grow up i want to be just like you

edit: except human

[Apollyon]

when i grow up i want to be just like amit

a white, more successful amit, but brown on the inside

like an inside out oreo cookie

[mph4ever]

i love oreos and milk, is that storeotypical?

[McP3000]

only if you dip them like your grandfather

[gregulus]

What happened to neuroscience, Amit?

[hismajestythepope]

when i grow up i want to be just like amit

a white, more successful amit, but brown on the inside

like an inside out oreo cookie

i totally made that post way before you

[Amit]

What happened to neuroscience, Amit?

it's something i enjoy and it's something i'm good at, but it's not something i could dedicate my life to

directly anyway

right now i'm deciding between law school and human-computer interfaces

[808]

You should major in art history.

[Amit]

yeah they have some hella fine womens

[Murderer]

Barrack Obama needs change

[McP3000]

barack obama needs tronn

[mph4ever]

siva

are there more than one of you? or are you an insomniac?

[siva_chair]

siva

are there more than one of you? or are you an insomniac?

I work nights, so I'm up at odd hours and have a strange sleeping schedule.

I do have bouts of insomnia every once in a while, though.

[mph4ever]

that explains it

[Dr Hooch]

it's something i enjoy and it's something i'm good at, but it's not something i could dedicate my life to

directly anyway

right now i'm deciding between law school and human-computer interfaces

You can't become a lawyer

i always supposed you were a decent guy!

why help one person at a time when you could help mankind

[siva_chair]

Ready for the Watchmen movie?

[Prince of Darkness]

http://newsbiscuit.com/article/richard-dawkins-embarrassed-after-death-and-subsequent-resurrection-395

wtf is that

[sweboy]

haha, sweet

[siva_chair]

Lol.

[Dr Hooch]

Ready for the Watchmen movie?

ready to hate it

seen the latest trailer?

they seem to have missed some pretty central themes, like the main characters NOT BEING 'the watchmen', and like them not supposed to be heroes at all (like rorschach climbing up drainpipes insead of using batman tricks) and most important of all, RORSCHACH TALKS IN FRAGMENT

[Reaganista]

lol at ppl getting all hot and bothered about a comic book

[Dr Hooch]

"OH MY FU'CKING GOD NERDS HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ON PEOPLE CHANGING THINGS THEY ARE FOND OF"

next week we're gonna find out americans have a hardon for their military or something equally shocking

[Reaganista]

lmao wat a dork

[Dr Hooch]

new game, hands up who had sex last night

[mph4ever]

that'll shut them up

[Knifeboy]

new game, hands up who had sex last night

Man, I am so jealous right now

I wish I could afford hookers

[Dr Hooch]

Man, I am so jealous right now

I wish I could afford hookers

dude crack's cheap this time of year

you can

[Reaganista]

im go do protest now hope i dont get arrested

[Dr Hooch]

good man!

whatcha protesting?

[Knifeboy]

what you protesting

damn, beaten because of the lame 30 sec between posts req

[Reaganista]

im protest homophobes

[Knifeboy]

isn't protesting kinda like voting?

pointless

[Dr Hooch]

im protest homophobes

good man

[spitfirejunky]

im get high

[Knifeboy]

im keep talk bad english

[Reaganista]

isn't protesting kinda like voting?

pointless

no protesting is hella fun voting is hella lame

[Knifeboy]

that's just because you americans are doing it wrong

here we have hookers in the voting booths

[Already_Taken]

no wonder taxes are so high for you

[McP3000]

i wouldn't want government hookers

they'd be riddled with STDs and bureaucrats

[Reaganista]

government hookers dont have stds

[Knifeboy]

government hookers don't have genitalia

[Reaganista]

idk i never checked

[Already_Taken]

that's pretty cool it looks like he's gonna make a habit of addressing the nation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8f9Zqap6U

[Dave de Sylvia]

no wonder taxes are so high for you
voting hookers pay for themselves

[BridgeToSolace]

I'm not sure how it is when other people speak, but if you keep a beat while Obama talks, he tends to speak on time. Especially with is more Martin Luther Kingy-speeches, less but still noticeably so when talking.

[Reaganista]

bush II speaks in 11/7

[McP3000]

you mean the time signature?

[Reaganista]

ya but also the date that's wat day he thinks it is and wat time he talks in

[siva_chair]

ready to hate it

seen the latest trailer?

they seem to have missed some pretty central themes, like the main characters NOT BEING 'the watchmen', and like them not supposed to be heroes at all (like rorschach climbing up drainpipes insead of using batman tricks) and most important of all, RORSCHACH TALKS IN FRAGMENT

No I haven't seen the latest trailer. They better not have ****ed up too much dammit.

I heard there was no giant squid though, but I accepted that I can live with that I suppose....

"OH MY FU'CKING GOD NERDS HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ON PEOPLE CHANGING THINGS THEY ARE FOND OF"

next week we're gonna find out americans have a hardon for their military or something equally shocking

Lol.


So I went to a gun show today, and the prices of what few "assault weapons" that were there have skyrocketed. Ridiculous I say.

[Prince of Darkness]

Reaganista, how'd the protest go? did you touch a gay.

this is pretty weird: http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/11/15/a-sad-day-in-silicon-valley/

[Reaganista]

protest was awesome

[Iskandar]

protesting is pointless

[Reaganista]

hella fun is never pointless

[Iskandar]

voting is fun you get to go to an elementary school stand in a line and drop a piece of paper into a box how is that not fun

[Knifeboy]

mandatory naked voting ftw

[Reaganista]

voting is fun you get to go to an elementary school stand in a line and drop a piece of paper into a box how is that not fun

voting is hella boring

[Prince of Darkness]

protesting is great. I protested against police brutality a while ago. it was so much fun!

[Dr Hooch]

to vote you should have to jizz in your candidate's face

whoever has the most semen on their face at the end of voting day wins

[Prince of Darkness]

Ralph Nader would then just get enough face shots for it to be irritating and not mean anything.

[Knifeboy]

to vote you should have to jizz in your candidate's face

whoever has the most semen on their face at the end of voting day wins

do you really want a bukake porn star for president?

[mph4ever]

voting and protest are both pointless

if you want to make a difference then teach,


those who can, do

[Reaganista]

you're a retard

[mph4ever]

you're a retard

no, i'm not

and you're not either

[Reaganista]

o but u r

[mph4ever]

define retard please

[Reaganista]

retard
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8 dictionary results for: retard
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This
re⋅tard   [ri-tahrd, for 1–3, 5; ree-tahrd for 4] Show IPA Pronunciation
–verb (used with object)
1. to make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.
–verb (used without object)
2. to be delayed.
–noun
3. a slowing down, diminution, or hindrance, as in a machine.
4. Slang: Disparaging.
a. a mentally retarded person.
b. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
5. Automotive, Machinery. an adjustment made in the setting of the distributor of an internal-combustion engine so that the spark for ignition in each cylinder is generated later in the cycle.

[Apollyon]

those who can, do

*those who can't do, teach

[Mr. Ron]

dum

[Reaganista]

and those who cant teach teach gym bahahaa

[Apollyon]

roflroflrofl

[Mr. Ron]

what u guys are not seeing is that if there were no teachers there would hardly be any workforce


!!!!!

[mph4ever]

*those who can't do, teach
hahaha


b. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.

ya got me

[Reaganista]

of course there would be a workforce wtf u talkin bout

[Mr. Ron]

of course there would be a workforce wtf u talkin bout

who will teach them eh eh eh????

[Reaganista]

they can learn **** while they work

[Apollyon]

who will teach them eh eh eh????

other workers duh ron wtf

[Mr. Ron]

other workers duh ron wtf

then they would be teaching themselves

[Reaganista]

most **** ppl do is really easy

[mph4ever]

most **** ppl do is really easy

not for them its not

[Reaganista]

ya it is anyone could do it

[mph4ever]

anyone like who

[Mr. Ron]

there can be no meaningful civilization without teachers

[mph4ever]

there can be no meaningful civilization without teachers

orality is the greatest teacher of all