PNWI Community Thread version 3.0 (KEEP REFRIGERATED AT ALL TIMES)

[Dave de Sylvia]

I have never done it more than like 3 times a day. And that's when I'm really bored. You need a live-in whore, boy.

[siva_chair]

i'm always after me own lucky charms!

but seriously when i'm getting laid i have to have sex at least 7 or 8 times a day

when i'm on my own i jerk off 4-6 times a day but my highest count is 12 times in a day

i'm thinking about checking myself into a clinic

i actually get depressed/angry/violent when i'm not having enough orgasms

Check yourself into a clinic.

Or go to groups. You may just meet someone there that will be able to quell the fire in your loins that has caused you this grief, my child.

[Iscariot]

i need something

i couple my insatiable sexual thirst with heavy drinking and without the two combined i can't even sleep at night

i've been doing a lot of thinking lately and i'm realizing this may not be very healthy

[Iscariot]

apparently since i answered 'yes' to every question on this short quiz i need a 12-step program

1. Have you ever thought you needed help for your sexual thinking or behavior?
2. That you'd be better off if you didn't keep "giving in"?
3. That sex or stimuli are controlling you?
4. Have you ever tried to stop or limit doing what you felt was wrong in your sexual behavior?
5. Do you resort to sex to escape, relieve anxiety, or because you can't cope?
6. Do you feel guilt, remorse or depression afterward?
7. Has your pursuit of sex become more compulsive?
8. Does it interfere with relations with your spouse?
9. Do you have to resort to images or memories during sex?
10. Does an irresistible impulse arise when the other party makes the overtures or sex is offered?
11. Do you keep going from one "relationship" or lover to another?
12. Do you feel the "right relationship" would help you stop lusting, masturbating, or being so promiscuous?
13. Do you have a destructive need -- a desperate sexual or emotional need for someone?
14. Does pursuit of sex make you careless for yourself or the welfare of your family or others?
15. Has your effectiveness or concentration decreased as sex has become more compulsive?
16. Do you lose time from work for it?
17. Do you turn to a lower environment when pursuing sex?
18. Do you want to get away from the sex partner as soon as possible after the act?
19. Although your spouse is sexually compatible, do you still masturbate or have sex with others?
20. Have you ever been arrested for a sex-related offense?

[siva_chair]

Lol question 20

[Dave de Sylvia]

why would the answer to 10 ever be no?

[siva_chair]

why would the answer to 10 ever be no?

only if your ghey and the other person is of the opposite sex then i think a person would answer no.

but i agree question 10 is silly

[Reaganista]

why would the answer to 10 ever be no?

um some people are in exclusive relationships that entails resisting advances that other ppl may put on them

[Dave de Sylvia]

um if you can't resist an irresistable impulse then your probably shouldn't be in an exclusive relationship duh

[Iscariot]

posting on page 420

[siva_chair]

So Jared did you get arrested for exposing yourself in public or what?

[Iscariot]

actually that was the one question i answered no to i just said i answered yes to everything to sound awesome

[Reaganista]

um if you can't resist an irresistable impulse then your probably shouldn't be in an exclusive relationship duh

ya thats the whole point of the quesiton

[Dave de Sylvia]

xaltly

[siva_chair]

actually that was the one question i answered no to i just said i answered yes to everything to sound awesome

Oic.

[Iscariot]

ouc

[Iscariot]

in all honesty though i've already contacted a therapy group inquiring about sessions in my area

[siva_chair]

Congrats on your path to a new u

I can't wait until Choke the movie comes out.

[Dave de Sylvia]

The Chuck Palahniuk book?

[siva_chair]

Yessir.

Comes out Sept. 26 I believe.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Aw, **** I'll be home by then. That's my favourite CP book but I suspect everybody's favourite Palahniuk book might be the first one they read too.

[siva_chair]

Perhaps.

I can't really say I have a favorite as I have been really pleased with all of them, tbh.

Invisible Monsters, Survivor, and Rant are supposedly also going to be made into films which is pretty awesome.

[Dave de Sylvia]

I was kind of let down by IM. It seemed a little over-blown compared to the other books I'd read.

[siva_chair]

I liked it, but then again it was the first one of his I read so that might factor into it idk.

I still love Fight Club probably the most, I suppose.

I just recently got finished with Rant, and enjoyed that bastard a lot.

[Dave de Sylvia]

I haven't read anything later than Diary, actually. I think the repetitiveness of the early books turned me off.

Have you ever read John Irving's books?

[siva_chair]

I haven't read anything later than Diary, actually. I think the repetitiveness of the early books turned me off.

Have you ever read John Irving's books?

No but I saw the Cider House Rules does that count? :p

EDIT: and you should read Rant.

[Dave de Sylvia]

I probably should.

Did you like Cider House? It's among my least favourite of his stories.

[siva_chair]

I probably should.

Did you like Cider House? It's among my least favourite of his stories.

Been a while since I watched it, but from what I remember it was alright.

[Dave de Sylvia]

In that case I recommend reading The Fourth Hand; it's a dark comedy and pretty short and awesome and the book that converted me to him.

[siva_chair]

Kewl I like dark comedy.

And the fact that it is short is a plus because my reading list is too long as it is.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Yeah pretty much every library worth its **** should have it. It might not be short in page-count but I read in like a couple of nights so it's pretty quick by my standards. Get it.

[siva_chair]

I've been reading a lot of Robert E Howard's stuff lately. I love pulp fantasy/horror/adventure like that.

[Iskandar]

Also, lol at you people who keep your cats indoors.Define indoor vs. outdoor cats. My cat is only allowed in the backyard because I don't want him to wander and get in fights and ****. Letting a cat roam wherever it wants is kind of stupid in an urban setting.

[PerpetualBurn]

Also, lol at you people who keep your cats indoors.

I can't think of anything wrong with keeping cats indoors provided you don't live in a one person tent or something.

[Iscariot]

i have a few indoor cats that don't go outside because they're afraid to and one of our cats only has three and a half legs because he was a conjoined twin at birth and when he was separated from his brother part of his back leg had to go too

i also have a few indoor/outdoor cats that like to come inside and spend time with everyone and eat but don't mind spending the whole day outside pooping in the neighbor's yard and chasing birds

[PerpetualBurn]

I've got two indoor cats who don't go out because they pretty much can't be trusted. They're Devon Rexes.

We've also got an old moggy who does whatever she wants.

[Iskandar]

They're Devon Rexes.Ugliest breed since the Sphynx.

[Dave de Sylvia]

I've never had a cat that wasn't comfortable going outside for most of the day. Granted, one of them got hit by a car but at least it happened outside.

[Iscariot]

i'd be questioning your choice of living space if the cat got hit by a car inside the house

[Dr Hooch]

Else i'd be questioning your driving skills

[Iscariot]

this song plays like 500 times on the jukebox every time i'm at the bar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q85rPq1u9sc

[Dr Hooch]

if i was gonna own a dog it'd be a Komondor

EDIT: iscariot that was painfully awful

EDIT EDIT: the comments are even more painfully awful

apparently toby keith is a "coward" for never "serving in his country's military"

[Iscariot]

i know i hate that song but it's stuck in my head on loop non-stop because i always spend about 4-6 hours at the bar on the weekends and between that and johnny cash my brain is turning to mush

[Dave de Sylvia]

but it's a song about loving this bar

in a bar

that's like freaky synergy

[Dave de Sylvia]

you are a dick! he is doing what he felt he was called to do and you are just gutless just coz u did two tours means ****! its people like toby that probablly got you through it all with their songs my dad was in veitnam? hes more of a hero than you

so many things right with this comment

[Dr Hooch]

i want that man for president

[Iscariot]

toby keith for president '08

goddammit i'm getting antsy in my pantsy again

i can't look at an attractive woman without thinking about how much i want to **** her and then immediately masturbating three times in a row

[Dr Hooch]

i have the cure

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6vbHW9dynLw/SL2UBGJ08EI/AAAAAAAAANs/B4OxQi4bXG0/s400/sarah-palin-sexy-gun.jpg

[Iscariot]

brb i need to masturbate

[PerpetualBurn]

Ugliest breed since the Sphynx.

You're an idiot.

I'd love a sphinx.

[Amit]

bengal ftw

[Iscariot]

leopards are where it's at

[Iskandar]

You're an idiot.

I'd love a sphinx.If you like ugly cats, I suppose that's your prerogative.

I'd like a Russian Blue myself.

[BridgeToSolace]

If you want a cute pet, get a flying squirrel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU50C1S3XIk

[Iscariot]

my buddy used to own a flying squirrel it was awesome

it would glide across the front room and climb up my leg and just sit there waiting for me to pet it

[Amit]

woah seriously

that is so ****ing awesome

[Iscariot]

i know rite

it was such a chill pet

/ignores amit's sarcasm :o

[BridgeToSolace]

Apparently they like to chill in shirt pockets and stuff.

I would totally start wearing shirts with pockets in them if it was for keeping a pet in.

But yeah, flying squirrel. After having a dog for 12 years, it's the only pet I would ever consider.

[Mr. Ron]

I would have him carry messages tied to his foot

[PerpetualBurn]

If you like ugly cats, I suppose that's your prerogative.

I'd like a Russian Blue myself.

Maybe you're just incapable of love or something. Seek psychiatric advice.

[Iskandar]

Maybe you're just incapable of love or something. Seek psychiatric advice.Incapable of loving ugly cats, eh. And yet somehow life goes on.

[Amit]

i know rite

it was such a chill pet

/ignores amit's sarcasm :o

i was being serious! if we didn't have this cat then i'd def get a flying squirrel

it looks so cute :]:]

btw pix of our cat

http://i34.tinypic.com/1zgydm9.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/rutndg.jpg

[ringworm]

lso, lol at you people who let your dogs **** in your yard.

americans have yards so big, it really doesnt matter :)

[Reaganista]

i had surgery today :(

also baby sloths are king of pets

[Amit]

baby sloths are super cute i wish they could stay bebes forever

[Mr. Ron]

tway what did you get cut out of you

[ringworm]

his man parts

[Mr. Ron]

my fantasy is now complete

[Reaganista]

tway what did you get cut out of you

an infected cyst they didnt cut the whole thing out though this was an emergency thing to prevent further infection i have to get another surgery to remove the whole thing later

also i got 40 percocets so if u wanna party come down to dc in a week or so after im healed bb

[Iscariot]

i was being serious! if we didn't have this cat then i'd def get a flying squirrel

it looks so cute :]:]

btw pix of our cat

http://i34.tinypic.com/1zgydm9.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/rutndg.jpg

aww that's an awesome cat amit :)

[Reaganista]

once i went to the zoo when they said they had a baby sloth but he was really kind of like an adolsecent sloth and by that point theyre ugly so i was sad

but he was awake when i was there which is rare

[Mr. Ron]

an infected cyst they didnt cut the whole thing out though this was an emergency thing to prevent further infection i have to get another surgery to remove the whole thing later

also i got 40 percocets so if u wanna party come down to dc in a week or so after im healed bb

I'll bring the soda


who is going to bring the napkins and chips

[Reaganista]

ron i mean just me and u

/flutter eyelashes

[Mr. Ron]

ron i mean just me and u

/flutter eyelashes

lets stay up and watch sex in the city

[Reaganista]

ron that would be the greatest night of my life

[Mr. Ron]

Tway I bet you're such a Miranda!

[Reaganista]

i have some carrie elements too i think

[Mr. Ron]

OH i SOOOOO aggree!~

*sips knowingly from wineglass*

[Reaganista]

ron youre like lotte from werther

[Mr. Ron]

You think?

I think I'm more of a Anne Shirley

[Reaganista]

wat i mean to say is youre ruining my life youre all i think about this is completely insane

[gregulus]

itt: serious business.

[Smokey D]

Define indoor vs. outdoor cats. My cat is only allowed in the backyard because I don't want him to wander and get in fights and ****. Letting a cat roam wherever it wants is kind of stupid in an urban setting.

Outdoor = letting a cat go anywhere it wants. Unless you live next to the motoway it's probably going to be alright. Although one cat of mine got hit by a car. And then a train. There were like 8 years in between though and he had a good life.

Also, lol at Peterborough being an 'urban setting'.

I can't think of anything wrong with keeping cats indoors provided you don't live in a one person tent or something.

I dunno, I guess the fact that they're animals that appreciate a dynamic environment with **** to hunt.

'd like a Russian Blue myself.

Arent they really bad tempered?

[Iscariot]

even if you don't live next to a highway/freeway or train tracks, there are some weird people out there who will kidnap your cat and do awful things to it before they kill it

i've had three cats kidnapped by "satanic cults" and sacrificed and we found them later mutilated and barely recognizable

[Mr. Ron]

My freind had a cat that he always bragged about. It was a pretty strong male cat too. he would always let it outside to hunt and it would sometimes kill rabbits. he thought it was so badass until a turkey vulture swooped down and killed it one day.

Check mate.




even if you don't live next to a highway/freeway or train tracks, there are some weird people out there who will kidnap your cat and do awful things to it before they kill it

i've had three cats kidnapped by "satanic cults" and sacrificed and we found them later mutilated and barely recognizable

Yeah cats go missing around my town every Halloween. I live next to the cemetery they kill them in.

[Reaganista]

at my old apartment in philly there was a cat that lived outside she only ever went in our 'yard' and the one next door and the sidewalk in front of the two she was scared of a lot of stuff and pretty old though sometimes she killed rats hope this helps

[PunkItUp]

that palin kid has some big boobies. i feel bad for her "boyfriend" though. if mom wins he's stuck with that chick for life

and what about that downs baby? the were passing him around like it was a downs baby passing olympic event

[Iscariot]

smokey what is your real name?

from the time i started posting on mx i've called you smokey but i always feel like i'm referencing smokey and the bandit

[siva_chair]

Speaking of Smokey and the Bandit

RIP Jerry Reed

[PerpetualBurn]

I dunno, I guess the fact that they're animals that appreciate a dynamic environment with **** to hunt.

Look, if you don't know anything about animal psychology you can just admit it rather spewing a load of bollocks.

[Smokey D]

From your prodigious expertise and qualifications, explain how an animal which has for thousands of years lived in the wild and chased mice and whose curiosity is proverbial is better suited to a static indoor environment with nothing to hunt.

[Reaganista]

smokey what is your real name?

from the time i started posting on mx i've called you smokey but i always feel like i'm referencing smokey and the bandit

iirc smokey d stands for smokey dong

[Knifeboy]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/index.jhtml?episodeId=184082 this is an absolutely amazing episode of The Daily Show...

Karl Rove, Bill O'Reilly and countless of others get thoroughly pwned

[PerpetualBurn]

From your prodigious expertise and qualifications, explain how an animal which has for thousands of years lived in the wild and chased mice and whose curiosity is proverbial is better suited to a static indoor environment with nothing to hunt.

Because we've domesticated them.

[Dave de Sylvia]

They're domesticated but they still have instincts. Anybody who's owned an outdoor cat would be pretty well aware of how much they like being outside.

[Amit]

yeah but you just said it right there

"outdoor" cat

[Dave de Sylvia]

An outdoor cat being a cat that's allowed outdoors. Cats are naturally curious and playful whether they're kept indoors or outdoors. It would be downright delusional then to suggest that languishing between four walls is the equivalent of experiencing the wide open world.

[PerpetualBurn]

Unless you're some loser that has to live in a sterile home, you can easily have a house that's suitable for a cat to keep itself happy in. And with none of the dangers of having them loose outdoors.

[mph4ever]

cats are outdoor and indoor animals, they like their freedom and they like their comfort. where you see a real difference is not in the outdoor/indoor but in urban and rural cats

[Dave de Sylvia]

Unless you're some loser that has to live in a sterile home, you can easily have a house that's suitable for a cat to keep itself happy in. And with none of the dangers of having them loose outdoors.
I'm sure cats can be happy in lots of environments. It doesn't really change the fact that they thrive outdoors. I'm well aware that there are plenty of cases where it's not appropriate to let a cat out (i.e. high-rise buildings, city centres, the north pole), but if you're in any sort of environment where cats can go outside, it would be silly not to let them.

[DBoons Ghost]

Wow I gotta say this proves you guys will argue about anything.

[mph4ever]

Wow I gotta say this proves you guys will argue about anything.


forums and some pussies go well together

[Iskandar]

Outdoor = letting a cat go anywhere it wants. Unless you live next to the motoway it's probably going to be alright. Although one cat of mine got hit by a car. And then a train. There were like 8 years in between though and he had a good life.This is why my cat only goes out when I can keep an eye on him.

Also, lol at Peterborough being an 'urban setting'.Your country's capital has about 350,000 people so stfu.
Arent they really bad tempered?They're known for being intelligent, not bad-tempered, but maybe. I'm a guy who likes cats, not a breeder.

[PerpetualBurn]

I'm sure cats can be happy in lots of environments. It doesn't really change the fact that they thrive outdoors. I'm well aware that there are plenty of cases where it's not appropriate to let a cat out (i.e. high-rise buildings, city centres, the north pole), but if you're in any sort of environment where cats can go outside, it would be silly not to let them.

There aren't many environments significantly (if at all) better than a reasonable life indoors. Who the hell doesn't live near a road these days?

[Dave de Sylvia]

A reasonable life indoors and outdoors sounds significantly better to me. And I'm not even a cat!

[Iskandar]

If you're worried about them running into the street, just put them on a harness.

[PerpetualBurn]

A reasonable life indoors and outdoors sounds significantly better to me. And I'm not even a cat!

Well maybe you don't know what you're talking about. I don't know.

They can have just as good a life in doors, and with far less danger.

[Amit]

An outdoor cat being a cat that's allowed outdoors. Cats are naturally curious and playful whether they're kept indoors or outdoors. It would be downright delusional then to suggest that languishing between four walls is the equivalent of experiencing the wide open world.

umm our cat is terrified of going outdoors

it prolly has to do with the "outdoors" being "terrifying gangland baltimore"

but i dont think cats can be gang afflianted rihght?

[Iscariot]

i only have 1 cat out of like 7 that isn't afraid to go outside

the rest of them go into a panic if they get tossed out the door and start making all kinds of noise and climbing the front door trying to get back in

[Dave de Sylvia]

Mine's a blood:

http://i38.tinypic.com/vgljpk.jpg

They can have just as good a life in doors, and with far less danger.
Does your cat ever meet other cats?

[Amit]

picture doesn't work :'[

[Dave de Sylvia]

Oops, I thought everybody could see facebook pictures. Try now.

Anyway, cats that don't go outside are bound to be scared. They gotta get familiar with their surroundings. When we moved our cat just cowered in the back garden for like 4 days before he got the courage to explore.

[ringworm]

If you're worried about them running into the street, just put them on a harness.

lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU2e2JMlPMc

[Amit]

Oops, I thought everybody could see facebook pictures. Try now.

Anyway, cats that don't go outside are bound to be scared. They gotta get familiar with their surroundings. When we moved our cat just cowered in the back garden for like 4 days before he got the courage to explore.

it's a cute cat!

no seriously tho some cats are just straight up indoor cats

[Dave de Sylvia]

I think you're thinking of goldfish or summat

[Amit]

na i think it's a cat

[Dave de Sylvia]

Does it live underwater?

[Amit]

ya so wut?

[Dave de Sylvia]

Hrm

[Iskandar]

Nice cat, Amit. Is it a tom?

[sweboy]

liberate the indoor cats now!!!!!!!

[Iskandar]

I found out recently that my cat is called a "teaser tom" in cat breeder's argot because he still has his balls but he's not fertile.

[Amit]

Nice cat, Amit. Is it a tom?

what's a tom???

[Iskandar]

what's a tom???A tomcat, a male.

[Amit]

oh yea it's a male

he's so cute :']

[Iskandar]

You should bring him over and he can chill with my cat, Miles Davis, while we jam on the tabla.

[Amit]

hell yeah

we're still working on a name for him

[sweboy]

"mr. cat"

just a suggestion, you don't have to use it ofc

[Iskandar]

Unfortunately Miles is grey, not black. :-/

You should name your cat Eggo.

[Iscariot]

or Waffle

i could get a new cat and name it Pancake and they could play together

[mph4ever]

i got three, scraggle, fluff and puddy, two kittens and a 17 year old. the 17 year old, puddy, is psychosymatic (sp?) with a mother complex, found her in a house where she had been trapped for ten days with just her mother when she was a kitten. mad as hell, she has only just calmed down with the on set on senility, its been tough, scratched to death!

[Iskandar]

17? Wow. My dad's cat died when it was only 3 or 4, but it was a barn cat.

[pppoe]

17 in dog years.

[Mr. Ron]

My aunt has a donkey

[Iscariot]

your aunt is a donkey and her donkey is a honkey

[Mr. Ron]

*square dance*

[Smokey D]

This is why my cat only goes out when I can keep an eye on him.

I reckon it's better for a cat to have a constantly interesting and changing life than a long boring one. And he was like 10, so it wasn't as if he was hadn't lived long anyway.

He was the only cat who we ever had who died from outside forces, and we have had like 6 or 7.

Your country's capital has about 350,000 people so stfu.


That's not the real capital though.

Unless you're some loser that has to live in a sterile home, you can easily have a house that's suitable for a cat to keep itself happy in. And with none of the dangers of having them loose outdoors.

Those dangers are vastly overstated unless you live on a very busy road.

Because we've domesticated them.

As hunters with free range inside and out.


They can have just as good a life in doors, and with far less danger.

Maybe. But they thrive outside to a far greater extent.

The great number of cats which don't die every they're let outside suggests the danger is overstated.

umm our cat is terrified of going outdoors

They have to be raised with it.

[Iskandar]

Right now my cat is chilling on the computer desk. Miles for President 08.

He wasn't raised to be an outdoor cat, but now he sort of is.

[Mr. Ron]

Just made this tasty spinach wrap with turkey and Russian dressing. ohhh yeaaahh

[Aaron]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldXpjDNlnV0&feature=related

[Iskandar]

Just made this tasty spinach wrap with turkey and Russian dressing. ohhh yeaaahhI just had a pita and it was good

[Iscariot]

i ate a peanut butter sandwich with a glass of milk for lunch

it's either that or canned corn

[Iskandar]

What's with liberals supposedly eating arugula and why does every obnoxious pundit comment on this

[PerpetualBurn]

Does your cat ever meet other cats?

I don't see the relevance of the question.

But I have three cats. And a dog. And as I've told people before, my mother is a veterinary surgeon with a strong background in behavioural psychology, so I'm pretty much thinking that our pets have a generally higher standard of care and living than most.

As hunters with free range inside and out.


Seriously, we're talking about animals that chase dust. Creating an exciting and stimulating indoor environment is not very difficult if you actually want to keep your pets happy and safe.

I'm not sure what stage of evolution the domestic cat battled with cars.

[Iskandar]

A car is just like a stampeding elephant from an evolutionary point of view!

[McP3000]

my car is big enough to be an elephant

[Smokey D]

I don't see the relevance of the question.

But I have three cats. And a dog. And as I've told people before, my mother is a veterinary surgeon with a strong background in behavioural psychology, so I'm pretty much thinking that our pets have a generally higher standard of care and living than most.

I resent the implication that you need a veterinary degree to look after a cat.


Seriously, we're talking about animals that chase dust. Creating an exciting and stimulating indoor environment is not very difficult if you actually want to keep your pets happy and safe.

You regularly change your cat run?

I'm not sure what stage of evolution the domestic cat battled with cars.

As if that's relevant.

As I say I've only had on pet die of outdor threats. And since he had ranged about a kilometre from the house, I can't think of anything more cruel than keeping him inside.

[Reaganista]

when it snowed in the winter my landlord's cat would try to follow me into my apartment but i was like no cat u cant come in then she looked sad

[McP3000]

As I say I've only had on pet die of outdor threats. And since he had ranged about a kilometre from the house, I can't think of anything more cruel than keeping him inside.
it really depends on the cat. We have two. One leaves for the whole day and comes back to sleep and eat at night.
The other lounges around and chills the whole day.

[Reaganista]

my dog lays on the couch watching tv all day if sports or animals come on he jumps up and barks at it

[McP3000]

thats awesome

my orange kitty talks to me :)

[PerpetualBurn]

I resent the implication that you need a veterinary degree to look after a cat.

I resent the straw man.


You regularly change your cat run?

Yes.

As if that's relevant.

I didn't think evolution mattered either since we've selectively bred cats that are now mostly unsuited to living in the wild. But you brought it up anyway.

As I say I've only had on pet die of outdor threats. And since he had ranged about a kilometre from the house, I can't think of anything more cruel than keeping him inside.

Losing a pet has always been a crippling thing for me. So considering that it's completely unnecessary to expose them to the dangers of the outdoors, I don't see a problem with not.

[McP3000]

Me losing my first cat was the most traumatic experience in my life. I've never had another death in the family while i was alive. My dad's grandparents died before i was born, and my mom's are both alive.

[PerpetualBurn]

I lost my Grandma last year. And a very close Great Uncle just before that.

Losing my old cat, Jack, was far worse.

[McP3000]

I miss my very fluffly orange tabby :(

[Reaganista]

other ppl/things deaths have never bothered me im too busy worrying about my own

[Mr. Ron]

I didn't cry at my g-ma's funeral and apparently a cousin I've never seen more than twice in my life hated me because I didn't. I'm glad I never see my extended family though.

[Reaganista]

i was a pallbearer in my grandfather's funeral not many people cried but he had been in hospice for a while and his mind was almost totally gone so it wasnt really that sad or surprising when he died

[Smokey D]

I resent the straw man.

It's not a strawman. You expressly said you think you look after your animals better. And you probably do in regards to treatment and such. But that has nothing to do with whether it's appropriate to keep them inside.

I didn't think evolution mattered either since we've selectively bred cats that are now mostly unsuited to living in the wild. But you brought it up anyway.

Most cats aren't bred as toys, and I've never had a breed cat in my life. But most cats can survive in the wild, and it's not as if making them wild is in discussion. Because allowing them to go outside is not allowing them to go wild. Speaking of strawmen.

Losing a pet has always been a crippling thing for me. So considering that it's completely unnecessary to expose them to the dangers of the outdoors, I don't see a problem with not.

It's pretty traumatic for most people. But confining an animal in a house when they quite frequently range up to a kilometre if allowed is absurd.

[Reaganista]

my dog quite freely attacks people when allowed

[Smokey D]

Yah okay but those other people's rights mean that that's a bad thing but a cat ranging affects no one's rights.

[Reaganista]

ya i was just pointing out that i have an attack dog

[Mr. Ron]

the only time I take my dog out is to the bathroom.

[Reaganista]

i dont understand that sentence

[Mr. Ron]

the only time she ever sees outside is when I take her out to pee

[Reaganista]

o wow

[Mr. Ron]

well, I take her for walks sometimes.

she would run into the woods if we just let her loose

[Reaganista]

they have fences you know

also wtf kind of woods do you live near that would be dangerous for a dog do they still have wolves in nowhere, ny

[Mr. Ron]

our property is too big to install a fence that would gate it all in

I guess we could fence a small area in, though. Then again my dad wouldn't care.


theres actually quite a few coyotes that wander in the woods near me.

[Smokey D]

Don't dogs eat coyotes.

[Mr. Ron]

what

packs of them kill deer :/

[Reaganista]

my dog could take a coyote but i wouldnt let him lose in an area i knew had coyotes anyway just cuz it would be a bloody mess at best and at worst he could get seriously hurt

also i would never live anywhere with coyotes

[Mr. Ron]

I live right next to a big city in the suburbs, so its not like I'm in the middle of nowhere. :p

Its just that I have tons of woods in the back of my house. There was about 20 turkeys near my deck this morning.

[Reaganista]

ron u dont live near a big city

[Mr. Ron]

Albany is big!

oh who the **** am I kidding no its not

[pppoe]

I live in Albany, bro.

[Mr. Ron]

Not the one in Georgia.

[Reaganista]

omg remember the song good by better than ezra

[pppoe]

I live in all Albanys.

[Dave de Sylvia]

I don't see the relevance of the question.
Would you be content seeing the same 3 people for the rest of your life?

I'm pretty much thinking that our pets have a generally higher standard of care and living than most.
They probably do, and you could probably afford them the same standard of treatment while letting them go outside if they want. This is probably hypocritical, since I had my cat castrated (or whatever they do to them), but nothing you've said even remotely suggests that locking a cat indoors for its entire life increases its standard of living.

[siva_chair]

Don't dogs eat coyotes.

lol what?


I live in the middle of nowhere where there are lots of coyotes. They don't usually bother anybody. Farmers have to worry more about them getting livestock more than anything. Other than that they are rarely a concern.

[Iscariot]

major lol at dogs eating coyotes

[McP3000]

Those dogs must be Coyote Hungry

[Already_Taken]

coyotes don't really bother much, but their howl is intimidating. they're actually rather small, most not weighing more than 50 lbs.

[Reaganista]

a dog could eat a coyote if he was really hungry

[Amit]

what do u call a coyote which is realy cuddly

coyote hugly

also

coyote cuddly

[Already_Taken]

that's hard to say

[Reaganista]

do u remember that thread where u were like 'these are some good fuqs u guys' i just thought about that again and was lollin

[Amit]

lol yeah that was good

[mph4ever]

see rice, has dropped off to see the old nemesis, moammar gadhafi, must be one of the gang now, either that or getting loads of money

[1338 h4x0r]

I hand rendered a few IFSes yesterday and then touched up the images a bit, how do you like them?

http://i37.tinypic.com/141jp5s.png
http://i33.tinypic.com/wv3kgl.png
http://i37.tinypic.com/2na030n.png

[McP3000]

the first two are like the graphic art/vector representation of black metal

[808]

Pointless.

[1338 h4x0r]

the first two are like the graphic art/vector representation of black metal

Nature and Satanism (because of the fiery colors of the tree)

Interesting

There again the tree does look a little like a burning bush so idk maybe too Jewish?

Maybe I should make a fire fern instead, that might be pretty cool

[808]

I didn't know anything could be too Jewish.

[1338 h4x0r]

For black metal, any amount of Judaism is unpvre

Unless you're a member of the band Salem of course

[siva_chair]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/3584/jewish28be.jpg

[1338 h4x0r]

Yeah me too

[McP3000]

For black metal, any amount of Judaism is unpvre

Unless you're a member of the band Salem of course
haha jewish black metal :lol:

[1338 h4x0r]

Into der ovens!

The last one is now approximately desktop sized

http://i38.tinypic.com/1snza9.png

[Dr Hooch]

eugh, when did you crawl back?


in other news, insurance is expensive.

[siva_chair]

in other news, insurance is expensive.

old.

[Dr Hooch]

not for me

jesus christ i shouldn't have t worry about "bills" i'm only 19

[siva_chair]

Welcome to the real world, my son.

[1338 h4x0r]

eugh, when did you crawl back?

Eat **** and die. I never did anything to you. Either say something good about my IFS pictures or shut the hell up.

[Reaganista]

lol r tard

[808]

Welcome to shut the hell up.

[1338 h4x0r]

lol r tard

You too

[Dr Hooch]

Eat **** and die. I never did anything to you. Either say something good about my IFS pictures or shut the hell up.

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM


anyone that leaves in BIG DRAMA and then comes back a few weeks later has crawled. Have a blank slate.

[Reaganista]

You too

im a gene e us ur a r tard

[niobium]

mmm fractals @ post #16952

i used to have that program

[Radiobass81]

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM


anyone that leaves in BIG DRAMA and then comes back a few weeks later has crawled. Have a blank slate.

Props for somehow coming up with a way to implement the blank slate theory in a post against a user :p.

[badtaste]

http://www.salon.com/news/1998/06/25newsb.html

[siva_chair]

^That is awesome I'm voting for McCain until Obama can come up with a joke that makes me lol harder.

"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
Because her father is Janet Reno."

[badtaste]

Chelsea was only 18 at the time :(

[siva_chair]

And?

[badtaste]

No, that was all i had to say.

[siva_chair]

ok ok

[Reaganista]

if i was bill clinton i wouldve literally murdered john mccain for saying that

[siva_chair]

That would have been funny too.

And wouldn't be the first time he's had someone murdered.

[Reaganista]

ya that's what presidents do they kill people

[siva_chair]

I know

Executive branch and all

[1338 h4x0r]

anyone that leaves in BIG DRAMA and then comes back a few weeks later has crawled. Have a blank slate.

I have pretty much discontinued posting for academic reasons, and rarely appear at all. (In R&M, too.)

Since I am unable to hack you to pieces with a knife for geographical and legal reasons, some rodents I bought cheap from the pet store last week took your place. It was a token sacrifice but it cleared my mind and allowed me to concentrate on working hard so that I can have a career where I cause larger victims to die.

Now, just say something nice about my fractal art, which is the only reason I posted here, or shut up.

mmm fractals @ post #16952

i used to have that program

I used Python actually, and parameters pulled from here:

http://local.wasp.uwa.edu.au/~pbourke/fractals/

[siva_chair]

So you are an attention whore I see

[1338 h4x0r]

That's not the appropriate clinical term

[Aaron]

Sue Johanson

[gregulus]

Sue Johanson

is this the appropriate clinical term?

[Aaron]

Voluminus Flushes.

Does anyone have a link that that youtube vid of his?

[siva_chair]

That's not the appropriate clinical term

Sorry.

Attentionus whoriphrenia

[1338 h4x0r]

Wrong; guess again.

(Hint: it's actually in the DSM IV, and is related to the Greek word for 'division'.)

[Chu]

I believe the correct clinical term is genius.

[Aaron]

Schitzophrenia.

DSM-III is funnier; I diagnose you with homosexuality.

[1338 h4x0r]

Close, so close...

Schizoid personality, coupled with good technical ability and sadistic tendencies.

In other words, I'm going to do something really cool with my life on the gubbermint payroll.

[Reaganista]

r tard

[siva_chair]

Wrong; guess again.

(Hint: it's actually in the DSM IV, and is related to the Greek word for 'division'.)

No I think you are just an attention whore.

[Iscariot]

Voluminus Flushes.

Does anyone have a link that that youtube vid of his?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDubH5Kl1KI

[808]

and uhh...

[sweboy]

hey guys don't forget the dance floor version: http://www.mediafire.com/?ejw1yuldwgc

[808]

How did you rip the audio?

[spitfirejunky]

You actually mixed that ****? AAAAAAAAAhahahahahaha. :lol:

[Reaganista]

thats a good song

[Mr. Ron]

why are there fireworks going off outside of my house???????????????????????

[Reaganista]

its symbolism

[McP3000]

why are there fireworks going off outside of my house???????????????????????
Because its AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL

[mph4ever]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDubH5Kl1KI

forums take all sorts and who is to say which sort keeps it in balance. like any street corner, it would bore you all to death if it didn't have its characters. i actually liked this guy before i saw this, i like him even more now, even if at times think so much more laterally than the rest of you

[Iscariot]

is he your gimmick or boyfriend or something

[mph4ever]

is he your gimmick or boyfriend or something

not at all, takes all sorts, just got to see the funny side

[ringworm]

so, is anyone else in the states seeing the frenzied gas fill-ups and long lines at the pumps? Word came through here gas would hit $5 and you could only get 10 gallons each time, so naturally, people freaked out and are acting like it's almost all gone just because of Ike

[Mr. Ron]

Its $3.74 here.

[ringworm]

i think its one of those mass emails tbo, but they are saying get ready for $5 and only 10 gallons at one time, nothing is on the news, just people calling everybody

if none of you have heard of it online, i am leaning towards mass stupidity for the cause of this race to the pump, seriously, on the way home 2 stations i passed by were surrounded by at least 50 cars each