PNWI Community Thread version 3.0 (KEEP REFRIGERATED AT ALL TIMES)

[siva_chair]

hey guess where you don't encounter stuff like that


denmark! :p

Hey anyone can get really drunk and take a bunch of pills and go into a store to try and kill your wife regardless of what country you are in. It sometimes happens.

Anyway nobody got shot and the guy passed out because he took too many Lortabs before he went in there so it's all good.

It was hilarious seeing one of the fat cops with an AR 15 though.

[Knifeboy]

I don't know why, but that reminded me of a story of something that happened here a year or so ago

A guy was going to rob a 7/11, and to mask his face, he used bandages so he ended up looking like a mummy.

He stormed into the 7/11 and told the girl behind the counter to hand over all the money

But the girl was so surprised and chocked by this guy with bandages around his head rushing into the store, that she started laughing uncontrollably.

Which in turn surprised the robber so much that he panicked and fled the scene



We're blessed with idiot criminals apparently

[siva_chair]

I guess so.

This whole fiasco is the most interesting thing to happen in my small *** town in a very long time.

The only thing is I kinda feel sorry for the guys daughter because she is really cool and not psychopathic like her father or the woman he wanted to kill.

[Knifeboy]

That does sound like a ****ed up situation.. good thing noone really got hurt

[Reaganista]

New Zealand's more urban than Maine.

lol neither one is a real place tho

[Der Übermensch]

New Zealand's more urban than Maine.

Depends on criteria.... we have a higher population density...

And we aren't nearly as outnumbered by our livestock.

[Dr Hooch]

British people are good at rowing, apparently.

Bastards, since that's pretty much NZ's only good Olympic sport.

it's because of the oxford/cambridge boat race, i expect. they take that so ****ing seriously that they could easy put the olympic team together out of those two...

[mph4ever]

did you hear about the new zealand farmer who was caught buggering one of his flock from behind - he said, officer, i was having a p!ss and the sheep backed on to me

[gregulus]

The Brit's aren't that good at fencing. Soviets used to dominate, but since they fell, there really hasn't been a fencing powerhouse.

The Ukraine won women's team sabre in one of the most epic sporting events I've ever seen. That hardly makes them a powerhouse, though. Italy did really well this year.

The US didn't do terribly. We swept women's individual sabre, won bronze in women's team sabre, won silver in women's team foil and silver is men's team sabre.

The French and Ukraine women's teams were pretty attractive. Don't look at their athlete profile pictures, because you will think I'm crazy, but they really are bad pictures.

[Radiobass81]

I'm wanting Puerto Rico to win something :(.

We've got 6 medals in our history.

[cobert]

BREAKING NEWS: Michael Phelps is on the juice.

[mph4ever]

nobody wants to believe that, surely

[Iskandar]

There are few things I care as little about as sports. I was really hoping Canada wouldn't win a single medal so we would get discouraged just maybe not participate next time.

[boredoms]

on ORANGE JUICE!

[thedeadwalk!]

I've been digging the women's volleyball and badminton, and men's soccer and basketball.

[Smokey D]

There are few things I care as little about as sports. I was really hoping Canada wouldn't win a single medal so we would get discouraged just maybe not participate next time.

Christ you're a downbuzz.

[siva_chair]

Canadian buzzkill

Sounds like a band name.

[Futue te Ipsum]

The Brit's aren't that good at fencing. Soviets used to dominate, but since they fell, there really hasn't been a fencing powerhouse.I meant rowing/ sailing and cycling, not fencing.

the vast majority of our medals this year and in previous years fall into those two.

[Smokey D]

Do Olympic football teams need to be FIFA affiliated? Is it true Team GB couldn't send a soccer squad?

[Futue te Ipsum]

British people are good at rowing, apparently.

Bastards, since that's pretty much NZ's only good Olympic sport.You'd probably be surprised at how popular it is. I suppose when we're a very wet island with a lot of rivers and lakes it makes sense for us to be good at it.

It's very much a middle class sport here though. Just like tennis.

[Futue te Ipsum]

Do Olympic football teams need to be FIFA affiliated? Is it true Team GB couldn't send a soccer squad?"If you start to put together a combined team for the Olympics, the question will automatically come up that there are four different associations so how can they play in one team," he said.

"If this is the case then why the hell do they have four associations and four votes and their own vice-presidency?

"This will put into question all the privileges that the British associations have been given by the Congress in 1946."
by sepp blatter

Apparently it hasn't happened because of fear that it'd result in us having to compete in such things as the world cup as 1 country, which would seriously annoy a lot of people. Not worth the risk for such a minor football event like the olympics.

[Smokey D]

We too are islands with rivers. The Oxford team comes to compete against our varsity rowing teams every year.

Except we have the super freak rowing twins.


Apparently it hasn't happened because of fear that it'd result in us having to compete in such things as the world cup as 1 country, which would seriously annoy a lot of people. Not worth the risk for such a minor football event like the olympics.

That seems pretty stupid given lots of countries compete at the Olympics in different manifestations to how they compete at other competitions.

[Futue te Ipsum]

yes, but is your population 60million? :p

London alone has 50% more people than new zealand does!

[Smokey D]

50%? You mean 120%, at least.

[Futue te Ipsum]

it depends on what you think of the population of london to be. I just took 6m and compared it to 4. If you include the entire metropolitan area of london you're probably looking at 300%.
When given about a billion different versions of what londons population is, though, it's pretty hard to say.

[Smokey D]

Depends on criteria.... we have a higher population density...

There are more people in Auckland than in all of Maine.

And we aren't nearly as outnumbered by our livestock.

So you mock us because we're agriculturally more efficient.

it's because of the oxford/cambridge boat race, i expect. they take that so ****ing seriously that they could easy put the olympic team together out of those two...

They race us.

did you hear about the new zealand farmer who was caught buggering one of his flock from behind - he said, officer, i was having a p!ss and the sheep backed on to me

Lol you're Irish.

it depends on what you think of the population of london to be. I just took 6m and compared it to 4. If you include the entire metropolitan area of london you're probably looking at 300%.

I thought the standard greater London figure was 7.5-8, and the metropolitan figure 10-11.

[Iskandar]

Christ you're a downbuzz.Look, I love my country and I hate to see it waste its time and money on pointless things. Like competing in the Olympics, and maintaining a military.

[Smokey D]

Look, I love my country and I hate to see it waste its time and money on pointless things. Like competing in the Olympics, and maintaining a military.

You better not be some bitter fat kid with a beard.

[Iskandar]

You better not be some bitter fat kid with a beard.No, I assure you I'm not. I'm 6'3" and lanky. Is there an Olympic sport where height is a major advantage?

[siva_chair]

No, I assure you I'm not. I'm 6'3" and lanky. Is there an Olympic sport where height is a major advantage?

Basketball.

[Iskandar]

Ah, but I'm white.

[siva_chair]

So is Larry Bird.

[Iskandar]

Is 6'3" even that tall for a basketball player? Now that Asia appears to be producing superhumans.

[siva_chair]

No not really most of them are 6'5" or so and above but there are some really short players that are fast and can shoot really well.

[Iscariot]

6'3" is average height for a basketball player

and ugh sports talk in the politics forum

[Dr Hooch]

is this graph pretty misleasing or pretty accurate?

http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/oilgoldsm.jpg

[Smokey D]

No, I assure you I'm not. I'm 6'3" and lanky. Is there an Olympic sport where height is a major advantage?

Well good. I was worried you were angry with sport because you got picked last when they played dodgeball.

Spending money on sport is fine. It's just the same as any other form of entertainment.

is this graph pretty misleasing or pretty accurate?

Accurate but misleading. It should show the value of gold/euro and gold/dollar. Since gold prices have gone up (as have all commodity prices) along with oil prices, it makes sense it retains a relatively flat relationship with oil.

[Iskandar]

is this graph pretty misleasing or pretty accurate?

http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/oilgoldsm.jpg
It says we should adopt the Gold Standard Ron Paul 08.

[Dave de Sylvia]

"If you start to put together a combined team for the Olympics, the question will automatically come up that there are four different associations so how can they play in one team," he said.

"If this is the case then why the hell do they have four associations and four votes and their own vice-presidency?

"This will put into question all the privileges that the British associations have been given by the Congress in 1946."
by sepp blatter

Apparently it hasn't happened because of fear that it'd result in us having to compete in such things as the world cup as 1 country, which would seriously annoy a lot of people. Not worth the risk for such a minor football event like the olympics.
As unrealistic as those fears are, I'm pretty sure 99% of the people who support a united GB team are not football fans. If they were, they'd know that home nation football fans don't really get along with each other, except for the Northern Irish who have some bizarre attachment to the English that I don't really understand. It's the same as the people who push for a united Irish side- politically, it would be great, but we hate those whiny ****ers.

[Iscariot]

oh yeah just thought i would let my fellow posters in here know that at some point during this next week my internet will be cut off so you won't have anymore of my controversial posts or arrogant trolling and the level of boredom in here will shoot through the roof with nothing but smokey debating steve over the semantics of political extremities and ron talking about lotr

i'll keep posting until it gets cut off but ofc i will miss you all until i can manage to get it turned back on

[siva_chair]

Bye the rod that is J.

[Iscariot]

bye in advance

[Futue te Ipsum]

As unrealistic as those fears are, I'm pretty sure 99% of the people who support a united GB team are not football fans. If they were, they'd know that home nation football fans don't really get along with each other, except for the Northern Irish who have some bizarre attachment to the English that I don't really understand. It's the same as the people who push for a united Irish side- politically, it would be great, but we hate those whiny ****ers.hah, you'd have England saying "why call it team GB when the vast majority of the players are English?"
Scotland saying "why should I support a team where most of the sodding players are English?"
Wales saying "oh, cool, Giggs made the squad. They DO know we're here."
Everybody else would be saying "why do you even care?"

I'd agree that your average football fan here is more opposed to a united GB team than in support of a GB team in the olympics. It's not even thought of as a real Football competition.

[siva_chair]

*soccer

lol

[Reaganista]

the american team would win so hard if we could trick them into having olympic football

[siva_chair]

Indeed. More gold medals for us.

[pppoe]

i support a united gb team.

[PerpetualBurn]

the american team would win so hard if we could trick them into having olympic football

I believe countries are allowed to elect a sport for trial at the olympics. And America chose beach volleyball. Which considering the kit restrictions for the female players wasn't a bad choice at all.

[Chu]

the american team would win so hard if we could trick them into having olympic football
Australia should probably nominate AFL too :D

[boredoms]

I believe countries are allowed to elect a sport for trial at the olympics. And America chose beach volleyball. Which considering the kit restrictions for the female players wasn't a bad choice at all.

I though beach volleyball was always a part of the olympics. I know the host country is allowed to have a "guest" sport. Like the US chose golf in the '96 Olympics.

[PerpetualBurn]

I'm sure I was told that beach volleyball was brought in at the request of America.

I don't know for sure. I don't really care about the olympics.

[Iscariot]

beach volleyball chicks are pretty ugly tbh

they have these rocking bodies but little to no tits and by the age of 30 they have the faces of 50-year old women

[pppoe]

I'm sure I was told that beach volleyball was brought in at the request of America.

I don't know for sure. I don't really care about the olympics.

did your parents hit you lots?

[PerpetualBurn]

I'm sure there's a painfully stupid reason for you asking that question that we'd all just love to hear.

The answer's no, for the record.

[Mr. Ron]

I only care about the Olympics when Phelps destroys everyone and when female gymnastics are on.

[pppoe]

I'm sure there's a painfully stupid reason for you asking that question that we'd all just love to hear.

The answer's no, for the record.

yeah whatever fgt

[Dave de Sylvia]

hah, you'd have England saying "why call it team GB when the vast majority of the players are English?"
Scotland saying "why should I support a team where most of the sodding players are English?"
Wales saying "oh, cool, Giggs made the squad. They DO know we're here."
Everybody else would be saying "why do you even care?"

I'd agree that your average football fan here is more opposed to a united GB team than in support of a GB team in the olympics. It's not even thought of as a real Football competition.
There's moves to enter just an English team under the GB banner. Which is hilarious because it would probably just hasten Wales and Scotland's decision to enter their own Olympic teams by about 30 years.

Like the US chose golf in the '96 Olympics.
What? No.
Softball, beach volleyball, mountain biking, women's soccer, and lightweight rowing all debuted on the Olympic program.

[pppoe]

what is trampoline and why is it an olympic sport?

[DBoons Ghost]

beach volleyball chicks are pretty ugly tbh

they have these rocking bodies but little to no tits and by the age of 30 they have the faces of 50-year old women

That's not true.

You're an odd dude man. For all your judging you would think you're the second coming of Robert Redford or some other super sexy man.

[PerpetualBurn]

yeah whatever fgt

Who are you and what made you ask a stupid question?

[pppoe]

frank

my brain

[PerpetualBurn]

Seek professional advice.

[pppoe]

seek a penis for your mouth.

[Reaganista]

om nom nom

[gregulus]

om nom nom

:naughty::naughty::naughty:

[Akira]

I only care about the Olympics when Phelps destroys everyone and when female gymnastics are on.

Yeah. You would like to see little girls jumping around, wouldn't you?

Pervert.

[Reaganista]

pervert

[gregulus]

ATTN: chris hansen.

[Der Übermensch]

beach volleyball chicks are pretty ugly tbh

they have these rocking bodies but little to no tits and by the age of 30 they have the faces of 50-year old women

The Ukrainian Saber team were all cute as hell. I don't like watching saber cause it's too fast, but I enjoyed the medal ceremony.

[Reaganista]

omg wat a dork

[Der Übermensch]

You're posting on an internet forum, so isn't that just the pot calling the kettle black?

[Reaganista]

ya so

[Der Übermensch]

Just saying...

[Reaganista]

if the kettle really is black who cares who calls it that

[Iscariot]

That's not true.

You're an odd dude man. For all your judging you would think you're the second coming of Robert Redford or some other super sexy man.

um

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Kerri_Walsh/63457/kerri_walsh_photo_6.jpg

[boredoms]

I should have not clicked that link.

[Akira]

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/17/magazine/17wwln-Q4-t.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=brigitte%20gabriel&st=cse&oref=slogin

Good lord. Even with a critical interview, I can't believe the NYT wasted space on this bitch.

[spitfirejunky]

Talk about some serious ****ing fear mongering.

The only thing Muslims are doing in Amsterdam is smoking hash and getting laid.

[Akira]

Anyone who says the word "Eurabia" with a straight face has the IQ of a log. The evil raghead freedom haters aren't taking over Europe.

[Aaron]

anyone Who Says The Word "eurabia" With A Straight Face Has The Iq Of A Log. The Evil Raghead Freedom Haters Aren't Taking Over Europe.
Vf?

[Mr. Ron]

well, they're going to "take over" when whites become the Minority in the future.

[Akira]

Vf?

Vf?

[thedriveinfan]

"Anyone can relate to a story about human suffering inflicted by radicals."

.....

[gregulus]

The Ukrainian Saber team were all cute as hell. I don't like watching saber cause it's too fast, but I enjoyed the medal ceremony.

Agreed. You should watch the Ukraine/China gold medal bout, though. The ending is well worth it. The French team had a couple of very attractive women on it as well.

[Reaganista]

i think we all can agree that christians and muslims are both bad but muslims are worse

[Iscariot]

i respect all religions even though i make fun of certain ones from time to time

[Dr Hooch]

and what do you respect them for?

[Iscariot]

their right to believe

the fact that most religions believe in the same god through varying sources and those that don't still base their entire culture on their own particular beliefs is reason enough to respect them

[Dr Hooch]

ok so what does "respect" entail?

I acknowledge their right to believe and would do nothing to compromise it, but I don't particularly respect it.

[pedro durruti]

does anyone know why religion is so popular to talk about on here?

[Iscariot]

you must be very bored

but to answer your question, respect implies a sense of worth and understanding towards a person or belief, and i believe that good will promoted through all faiths far outweighs the evil done disrespectfully in their name so i have enormous respect for people of all faiths

@ hooch

[Futue te Ipsum]

Talk about some serious ****ing fear mongering.

The only thing Muslims are doing in Amsterdam is smoking hash and getting laid.*driving taxis for wealthy tourists

*overcharging them

[Dr Hooch]

you must be very bored

but to answer your question, respect implies a sense of worth and understanding towards a person or belief, and i believe that good will promoted through all faiths far outweighs the evil done disrespectfully in their name so i have enormous respect for people of all faiths

@ hooch

does that then continue onto a looser disrespect for the secular?

we're not talking personally here, just generally.

[Yogert]

does anyone know why religion is so popular to talk about on here?

it is the most popular thing to talk about on the internet amigo

[siva_chair]

e-salvation

[Yogert]

whatever happened to that spiel you used to give how did it go... conditioning and stuff

[siva_chair]

What about it?

[Yogert]

idk

[ringworm]

I only care about the Olympics when Phelps destroys everyone and when female gymnastics are on.

what about Badminton?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4kTrk2sE8o

:lol:

this is about as bad Handball or Ping Pong.

[Iskandar]

most religions believe in the same godOnly the Abrahamic ones. That's about half of the world's population.

[spitfirejunky]

*driving taxis for wealthy tourists

*overcharging them

And that I suppose.

[Smokey D]

Only the Abrahamic ones. That's about half of the world's population.

Well, the claim to believe in the same God, but they actually don't. The Muslim and Christian conceptions of God are completely different.

[Reaganista]

i respect all religions even though i make fun of certain ones from time to time

i respect a person's right to independently invent islam or any other religion in their minds but i dont respect their right to ever talk about it to anyone or perform any actions motivated by it

[ringworm]

Real Time Bill is laying it down on Larry King at this moment

[Iskandar]

Well, the claim to believe in the same God, but they actually don't. The Muslim and Christian conceptions of God are completely different.Compared to Hindu theology, not that different. But there are very important differences.

[Smokey D]

Compared to Hindu theology, not that different. But there are very important differences.

I dunno. Various mystic traditions in most religions have come closer to expressing a universal conception of God than the orthodoxies widely adhered to.

[Mr. Ron]

what about Badminton?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4kTrk2sE8o

:lol:

this is about as bad Handball or Ping Pong.

what can I say

I'm a fan of thighs :naughty:

[ringworm]

i love it when my wife comes in when womens volleyball or gymnastics is on

she knows my excuses of what a great match this is is absolute bullpoop

i dated many college gymnasts and married one :)

[Mr. Ron]

I didn't even know you were married. :0


EDIT:





This is the best thing I have ever seen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RnA1P21gAM

[ringworm]

:lol:

lets see fiddy cent try to beat that gangsta image

all he ever straps is a teeny weeny pistol

[Hababi]

I'm happy--three of my classes for this semester have under 20 people.

[Iscariot]

that's either great for the instructors or bad for the future of the courses

[Hababi]

that's either great for the instructors or bad for the future of the courses

One is a seminar, and the limit on them is 16. One is an honor's college class, and the limit is 20. One is listed under special topics and a lot of people don't bother to look at the course descriptions for that.

[Iscariot]

ic ic

i've recently rediscovered my love for senses fail

i played "can't be saved" on guitar hero 3 like 10 times yesterday

[Reaganista]

lol senior year i dont think i had a class with more 15 ppl in it now all my classes have the same 70 ppl =/

[Dr Hooch]

i've got classes with 150+ people in

i think my smallest lecture was like 50

this is why we have tutorials

[Reaganista]

tutorials like how you learn how to play a video game

[Dr Hooch]

tutorials like how you learn how to play a video game

yeah


"press <unbound> to calculate the distance to the star"

[Futue te Ipsum]

first year lectures had 250-300 people on the mandatory modules.
I don't have too many lectures though. It's mostly small PBL groups and tutorials.

[Radiobass81]

Biggest class is 30-35 people, and it's because it's the introduction course to one of the top 5 (in terms of people applying for it) programs in the uni.

[gregulus]

Oddly enough, my molecular genetics class has at least 250 people in it. I wasn't expecting that.

[Reaganista]

not oddly enough my senior year histiography class had 3 people in it
i was expecting that

[Hababi]

oddly enough I don't think my class sizes are odd.

[Reaganista]

i had a class about the conquest of mexico with 5 ppl that was junior year

[gregulus]

i was expecting like 50 people :(

[Mr. Ron]

I hate huge classes. Last year all of my classes at max had 20 people in them. I had one that had 95 and it was terrible. Nothing but people talking and cell phones going off.

[Hababi]

i had a class about the conquest of mexico with 5 ppl that was junior year

That beats my class on nationalism in the balkans, which had about 8.

[Dimmu Burger]

Dang yall had some very specific classes.

[boredoms]

My free hand drawing class has about 10 people in it.

[Dimmu Burger]

All of my classes had 25 people at least. Of course I dropped out freshman year.

[PerpetualBurn]

My free hand drawing class has about 10 people in it.

That's a real class?

[Reaganista]

i had a seminar on wwI with 5 ppl

[Hababi]

i had a seminar on wwI with 5 ppl

that's because nobody cares about ww1

[Reaganista]

well no that's not why it's actually because only like 12 ppl graduated from my department my yr and most of them did their jr seminar in the semester before that but w/e

[boredoms]

That's a real class?

its a required course for architecture.

[PerpetualBurn]

Wow.

[gregulus]

Wow.

sometimes architects just want to draw a pretty picture.

[Reaganista]

i took drafting freshman year of high school that was ok

[boredoms]

Wow.

yeah drawing and being an architect is so out there.

[Reaganista]

my drafting teacher was named mr boop he was huge

[PerpetualBurn]

yeah drawing and being an architect is so out there.

I know.

[boredoms]

my drafting teacher was named mr boop he was huge

My High School teacher was a black guy named Mr. Johnson. He called me a Jive Turkey once.

[ringworm]

That's a real class?

i agree, thats a strange class

although many of my commercial art classes were similar, buy freehand drawing is a new one on me :lol:

[Reaganista]

lol

[gregulus]

porn fail

[boredoms]

free alien animal photographs movie big boob animal photographs free ames iowa olympics special

lol

[BassRevelation0]

Free links

Cool :cool:

[Iskandar]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3189/2585536192_a872dcb6a8.jpg?v=0

[1338 h4x0r]

I hate huge classes. Last year all of my classes at max had 20 people in them. I had one that had 95 and it was terrible. Nothing but people talking and cell phones going off.

I've had a few where there were a dozen or less

I hope to repeat this in the future

It's really cool

[Akira]

So, according to the WSJ, the US and Iraq have agreed on a timeline for withdrawal.

Bush=defeatocrat

[Dr Hooch]

So, according to the WSJ, the US and Iraq have agreed on a timeline for withdrawal.

Bush=defeatocrat

the guardian headline is No deal reached over future of US troops in Iraq so someone has wires crossed.

[Iskandar]

But what's the timeline? 100 years?

[pppoe]

bush is a self-hating jew.

[Akira]

the guardian headline is No deal reached over future of US troops in Iraq so someone has wires crossed.

Bleh. I knew it was too good to be true. I guess I shouldn't expect accuracy from a Rupert Murdoch rag.

[Akira]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080821/ap_on_re_mi_ea/us_iraq;_ylt=AkgudIKFAb6JidQrzrdvQvCs0NUE

AP confirmed the agreement.

[PerpetualBurn]

http://ubu.artmob.ca/sound/source/Lucier-Alvin_Sitting.mp3

So good.

[ringworm]

i cant help but post this little gem
when mccain was asked how many homes he owned, he said his staff would have to get back to them later :lol:
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/08/21/dems_pounce_on_mccain_admissio.html?hpid=topnews



i am sure obama isnt hurting either, buts its still funny

[metacognition]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080821/ap_on_re_mi_ea/us_iraq;_ylt=AkgudIKFAb6JidQrzrdvQvCs0NUE

AP confirmed the agreement.

best news to come out of iraq since ever.

[Smokey D]

So I was just browsing wikipedia in relation to the concept of enlightened despotism re the political personalities thread and I saw some of the clearest evidence of its failings.

Islamic concepts like caliphate are characterised as totalitarian while fascism and communism (as a form of government), for which the concept totalitarianism was invented to describe, are classed merely as 'other forms of authoritarianism'.

[Reaganista]

wikipedia said menocchio probably read an italian translation of the koran when the only book they cite that's actually about menocchio says that's incredibly improbable but who cares

[gregulus]

i hate it when people say things like, "we can't talk about the supernatural. it's just there."

[siva_chair]

i hate it when people say things like, "we can't talk about the supernatural. it's just there."

Who the hell says that?

[gregulus]

Who the hell says that?

A girl in my philosophy of science class yesterday. Unfortunately, she's the type of person who just talks. The first day of class the professor was making some jokes that most people would have just laughed at, but she said something back every ****ing time. I'm expecting that she'll make a lot of stupid points this semester.

[siva_chair]

That is just silly.

Of course you can talk about the supernatural. It might be pretty pointless oftentimes but you can discuss it all you like.

[PerpetualBurn]

I laid into a guy in a politics tutorial for saying, and I quote: "I personally would never vote for an atheist as they don't value human life.". The tutor backed me up, though in a somewhat more friendly manner.

[Mr. Ron]

I laid into a guy in a politics tutorial for saying, and I quote: "I personally would never vote for an atheist as they don't value human life.". The tutor backed me up, though in a somewhat more friendly manner.

Ugh...I got that all the time in my comparative religion class.


My professor said things like "You don't believe that we have a soul? Well, I'm sorry for you." THE PROFESSOR said that...he accepted evolution though, so eh...

[Reaganista]

all my professors were 80 yr old marxists ok not all but one was

[Dr Hooch]

one of my lecturers is a nationally recognised authority on penguins despite lecturing physics

[beso negro]

stop banning h4xxor thanks

[metacognition]

I don't think Smokey D banned him this time.

[McP3000]

im glad he's banned
he's the world's worst troll, DnD fag, and spammer ive ever seen

[Reaganista]

he got narced in site forum for large bundle of sticksry in u laugh u lose thread

[McP3000]

he posted a lot of gore and dead people and it was dumb

[beso negro]

i dont care he's my bro

[Reaganista]

he's a dork

[metacognition]

I hear dorks are freaks in the sack

[PerpetualBurn]

Ugh...I got that all the time in my comparative religion class.


My professor said things like "You don't believe that we have a soul? Well, I'm sorry for you." THE PROFESSOR said that...he accepted evolution though, so eh...

I'm not taught by complete morons.

[beso negro]

yea wtf mr. ron what school do you go to?

[Smokey D]

He goes to some Catholic established college, if I recall. I didn't think it was actually run by crazies.

I don't think Smokey D banned him this time.

I didn't, but I would have.

[Reaganista]

it's not his fault he's like retarded or something

[Mr. Ron]

Yeah I got to a Franciscan run college. Its a damn good college for my field, and the majority of the professors are great and even secular (3 of my last professors were atheists), but a few crazies will always be associated with such places.

[Reaganista]

i never had a professor suggest that it was possible that god exists but only some of them publicly laughed at the idea a few couldve been secret religionists

wait that's not true the head of the english department admitted that he goes to church i had him for post colonial lit

[Mr. Ron]

My last lit professor was amazing. He was this cheery old Scottish dude who was overweight and sang drinking songs most of the time and hit on all the women. haha

[Reaganista]

this guy was a nigerian or something zero wouldve loved him

[Smokey D]

I don't think steve likes post colonial.

[Mr. Ron]

Was he awkward and hated women?

[Dave de Sylvia]

steve likes neocolonial

[Hababi]

I've only read one post-colonial book and it was ugly and not that well written.

[Mr. Ron]

Ok then you like apartheid.

[Reaganista]

I don't think steve likes post colonial.

ok well maybe not but i meant some other things like he was an african christian and he hated rap music

[gregulus]

ok well maybe not but i meant some other things like he was an african christian and he hated rap music

there's a really nice older african guy who has been in all of my chemistry classes. he's probably above 40. i can't remember his name. i feel like a dick.

[gregulus]

i just found an old recitation worksheet. his name is meshark. he has a family and everything. i think he is nigerian.

[Hababi]

Ok then you like apartheid.

not really I read Kaffir Boy and it wasn't very pleasant but fairly compelling

[Der Übermensch]

i just found an old recitation worksheet. his name is meshark. he has a family and everything. i think he is nigerian.

Does he run 419 internet scams on the side?

[gregulus]

This is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xdkK8WFFWc

My guess is a high school basketball game.

[metacognition]

hahaha

[spitfirejunky]

Magma is an ooze of basketball game.

[gregulus]

Magma is an ooze of basketball game.

maybe magma can record sound.

[spitfirejunky]

maybe magma can record sound.

The magma is verifying the existence of God using the mysterious noises of the Russians as we speak.

[metacognition]

I knew magma was bad news from day one in first grade science.

[gregulus]

The magma is verifying the existence of God using the mysterious noises of the Russians as we speak.

that means that god is russian. we're all ****ed.

[spitfirejunky]

that means that god is russian. we're all ****ed.

It's not too late to earn brownie points drinking vodka.

[spitfirejunky]

I knew magma was bad news from day one in first grade science.

A Christian fundamentalist magmum is telling all other non-believing magma that when they die, God punishes them by sending them to Russia where they endure the rest of eternity around communist drunks.

[gregulus]

A Christian fundamentalist magmum is telling all other non-believing magma that when they die, God punishes them by sending them to Russia where they endure the rest of eternity around communist drunks.

communist drunks in sibera, magma's worst foe.

[Dr Hooch]

what the **** are you talking about

[mph4ever]

the olympics end, everybody is leaving and the red terror can commence again

roll of jerusalem 2028, around the same time as Der Übermensch is president

the big question is whether he will attend or not hehehehe

[Der Übermensch]

What a day...

Went to a gun show. Bought two guns.

One is a beautiful Soviet made SKS. It has had some post-work done on it, but the previous owner kept very good care of it and all the replaced parts (new bolt cover w/scope mount, mag release, and a few other stuff) is accompanied by the original piece as well for collectors. Finish is SUPERB and the bore looks wonderful.

The other one was a K31 that almost killed me when the front sight literally blew off on the first round fired. Now I need to drive two hours AGAIN to cuss them out and get recompense.

[Mr. Ron]

What a day...

Went to a gun show. Bought two guns.

One is a beautiful Soviet made SKS. It has had some post-work done on it, but the previous owner kept very good care of it and all the replaced parts (new bolt cover w/scope mount, mag release, and a few other stuff) is accompanied by the original piece as well for collectors. Finish is SUPERB and the bore looks wonderful.

The other one was a K31 that almost killed me when the front sight literally blew off on the first round fired. Now I need to drive two hours AGAIN to cuss them out and get recompense.

Oooo take pictures of it. That soviet sks must have sent you back a good chunk, eh?

Too bad about the K31.


I'm getting my pistol license in November, I plan on getting a CZ of some sort.

[Der Übermensch]

It's a Russian model, cost me 350. A bit pricy, but taken in context, super amazing deal.

I got a number of replacement parts, scope, bipod, manual/literature (about 100$ worth).... 10 round mag AND 5 round mag (for hunting)... even a pistol grip if I want to deface the stock with a screw.

The other option was a Chinese Type 56 for 325, and the bore wasn't as good anyways.
(and a Yugo M66 that was COVERED in Cosmoline for 200, but it was shitty condition regardless)
Pics coming when I find my cam.

[Reaganista]

cocksleeves cost less just buy those

[Mr. Ron]

That is a good deal, real soviet sks around here cost way more than that.


Don't deface it! Too many tacticool sks out there haha


M66 are great rifles. Very sturdy construction, but covered is cosmoline? Eh...


I'm getting a K98 next month, original markings and everything.

[Reaganista]

cocksleeve

[Mr. Ron]

I already have 35

[metacognition]

who doesnt already have 35?

[Knifeboy]

image googling cocksleeve was fairly entertaining

[Der Übermensch]

That is a good deal, real soviet sks around here cost way more than that.
Yeah. I wasn't even planning on getting anything other then a K31 today either... it was just such a good deal I couldn't pass it up.

Don't deface it! Too many tacticool sks out there haha
Like I said, it is technically defaced... aftermarket scope, replaced mag catch and a few other things, but all original parts are included so I can return it to unaltered state if I want to. (scope is sweet though.... might replace with a reddot if I can find a cheap one).
Pic:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a39/bloodanguts/DSC01759.jpg


M66 are great rifles. Very sturdy construction, but covered is cosmoline? Eh...
It wasn't a good one individually. Looked quite worn.

I'm getting a K98 next month, original markings and everything.
Mitchell's Mausers?

And here is the hole in the K31. It was located under where the rear sight was. Blew it forward into the upper hand-guard at which point the pins holding it snapped and it flew away. The holes seems to have been a screw (threaded), although it might have been a safety plug incase of over pressure... the location doesn't support this though.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a39/bloodanguts/DSC01760.jpg

[Reaganista]

Yeah. I wasn't even planning on getting anything other then a K31 today either... it was just such a good deal I couldn't pass it up.


Like I said, it is technically defaced... aftermarket scope, replaced mag catch and a few other things, but all original parts are included so I can return it to unaltered state if I want to. (scope is sweet though.... might replace with a reddot if I can find a cheap one).
Pic:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a39/bloodanguts/DSC01759.jpg



It wasn't a good one individually. Looked quite worn.


Mitchell's Mausers?

And here is the hole in the K31. It was located under where the rear sight was. Blew it forward into the upper hand-guard at which point the pins holding it snapped and it flew away. The holes seems to have been a screw (threaded), although it might have been a safety plug incase of over pressure... the location doesn't support this though.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a39/bloodanguts/DSC01760.jpg
cocksleeve?

[Der Übermensch]

While I understand your tying of cocks with guns... wouldn't a better comparison be a cod piece though? Just a thought...

[Reaganista]

no cocksleeve is better

[Der Übermensch]

How so? It seems like you are implying that guns equate insecurity about penis size, yes? A cod piece (or a aluminum foil wrapped cucumber) seems to be the most obvious actual manifestation of this.

[metacognition]

some one didn't watch spinal tap growing up

[Reaganista]

How so? It seems like you are implying that guns equate insecurity about penis size, yes? A cod piece (or a aluminum foil wrapped cucumber) seems to be the most obvious actual manifestation of this.

ok i think youre confused about exactly wat a cod piece is since a cocksleeve fits wat u just descibed much better

[Der Übermensch]

A cod piece is a piece of clothing worn over the groin that creates a larger bulge.

[Reaganista]

yeah
a **** sleeve is a sleeve worn over a **** that creates a larger ****
a tremendously more direct approach than extra clothes

[Der Übermensch]

I'm pretty sure that a cod piece is more effective as it has no real limit to size, at least not nearly to the degree of something physically attached to the penis.

[Reaganista]

no youre wrong

the degree to which you are bothered enough by cocksleeves to even talk about them indicates that it is very apt

[Der Übermensch]

Ok, admittedly I have never used a cocksleeve so am unsure to what degree they may appear to amplify the 'member', but I certainly don't feel wrong in saying that the size of a cocksleve is limited by how much weight you want attached to the penis... A cod piece, by the fact of not actually being attached, can be much larger.

[Reaganista]

i suppose if you wanted to you could use a codpiece to make it look like you had 40lbs of genitals but at that point it becomes cartoony and no longer applies to gun buyers imo
also cocksleeve

[Der Übermensch]

I dunno... I would say a 40lbs gorilla genitals codpiece equates with buying a .50 Cal M82...

[Reaganista]

cocksleeve

[Der Übermensch]

No, a 50 cal is definitely 40lbs cod piece. No arguing about it.

[Reaganista]

you can actually shoot things with it it's a cocksleeve

if it had no firing mechanism or w/e then maybe

[gregulus]

you can actually shoot things with it it's a cocksleeve

if it had no firing mechanism or w/e then maybe

what if you just didn't have any ammo? the firing ability is essentially negated.

[Der Übermensch]

So after some investigation, this is the conclusion made on the K31 malfunction. No one else's K31 has a screw there! Some ****ing retard probably tried to drill for a scope mount, ****ed up, and covered up his mistake.

[Mr. Ron]

Damn. Is it possible to get your money back or fix it? A gunsmith could probably do something.

[Der Übermensch]

Well, I have the return policy, and I THINK I'm covered fine. They say repair or replace if they can't. I'm pretty sure the bore is ****ed, as it would have screw up the rifling (pity to as it was pretty good). As to replacement, they had one other on hand. It was more expensive... but maybe they'll replace with that? If not I'm happy with a refund, which I assume I can get.

[Iscariot]

hey gun talk

my buddy just got a springfield .45 acp handgun it's awesome

[siva_chair]

I have one of those.

What kind is it?

Mine's a Springfield Champion.

[Iscariot]

this one

http://www.springfield-armory.com/xd.php?version=97

[siva_chair]

Oic he got the XD.

Mine is like this: http://www.chrisbyrne.com/images/Champion2.jpg

I even have those same Hogue grips on mine.

[Iscariot]

ah man that's a sexy handgun

[Iskandar]

I don't own a gun and am quite comfortable with the size of my phallus. Now tell me that I'm a lib'rul elitest pussy.

[siva_chair]

ah man that's a sexy handgun

Indeed. Shoots quite well too. Pretty good groupings.

I don't own a gun and am quite comfortable with the size of my phallus. Now tell me that I'm a lib'rul elitest pussy.

What a coincidence: I own lots of guns and am quite comfortable with the size of my phallus too!

[Dave de Sylvia]

cocksleeve

[Yogert]

guns are for pussies real men knife fight

[Iskandar]

What a coincidence: I own lots of guns and am quite comfortable with the size of my phallus too!What are the guns for, then?

[Dave de Sylvia]

guns are for pussies real men knife fight

real men cockfight

[Iskandar]

*Cocksleevefight

[Iscariot]

I don't own a gun and am quite comfortable with the size of my phallus. Now tell me that I'm a lib'rul elitest pussy.

i own a gun am i am a liberal and i am quite comfortable with the size of my penis explain that one

i just really honestly enjoy the activity of shooting a firearm

also i'm trained to be proficient in their use and enjoy maintaining my skills so in the event that some unlikely combat scenario occurs i won't be the guy who spent 20 years laughing at people who own firearms and then gets shot in the face

[Yogert]

ohoh cocksleeve fight where