PNWI Community Thread version 3.0 (KEEP REFRIGERATED AT ALL TIMES)

[1338 h4x0r]

He 'hunts' tame birds in a fenced enclosure

That's pretty sadistic

And quail, mind you, are the stupidest mother****ers on Earth

[Smokey D]

It's not so much that all sadists are tools.

Just that you call yourself a sadist, when there are clearly better words to describe you.

[1338 h4x0r]

Well I haven't reached my full abuse potential in industry yet, but trust me on this one, I'm a sadist.

I guess I never told you about the time I left out food laced with rat poison for some feral cats because they kept me up at night fighting

They bled2deth and stuff it was pretty cool

[Smokey D]

Are you one of those people that abuses animals when they young and goes on to become a psychopath?

I could see it.

[1338 h4x0r]

If I channel my depressive and violent tendencies into a legitimate industry, it'll make me look like a true 'Murrkin patriot, plus I'll have an entertaining career, plenty of free time to research and profit nicely too

I'm going to wrap my *** in the flag for a living, it's going to be cool

EDIT - And the ultimate goal, of course, is to contribute towards the development of a weapon that won't spend more than two clock cycles thinking about the suffering of its victims, and then only to simulate gloating.

[McP3000]

Well I haven't reached my full abuse potential in industry yet, but trust me on this one, I'm a sadist.

I guess I never told you about the time I left out food laced with rat poison for some feral cats because they kept me up at night fighting

They bled2deth and stuff it was pretty cool
Dude cats are all that is holy in this world! How could you commit such a heinous act?!

[mph4ever]

Well I haven't reached my full abuse potential in industry yet, but trust me on this one, I'm a sadist.

I guess I never told you about the time I left out food laced with rat poison for some feral cats because they kept me up at night fighting

They bled2deth and stuff it was pretty cool

my cat died like this last year. she ate some poison that that had been left out. it caused some serious internal organ failure. she was on medication for a while, stuff which helped her clear the fluid from her lungs because her heart was over worked. i had to hold her whilst they put her to sleep before she drowned in the fluid. she was 3 years old.

i am assuming that what you are saying there is regurgitated from somewhere other than your own experiences

[McP3000]

my cat died like this last year. she ate some poison that that had been left out. it caused some serious internal organ failure. she was on medication for a while, stuff which helped her clear the fluid from her lungs because her heart was over worked. i had to hold her whilst they put her to sleep before she drowned in the fluid. she was 3 years old.

i am assuming that what you are saying there is regurgitated from somewhere other than your own experiences
God, why do cat stories always get me?

My cat died too. Not in my hands, but we found it barely breathing on the side of the road. We never know why he died.

[Dr Hooch]

You can't possibly know enough people to hate them all.

misanthropy doesn't mean you hate every individual, but the species as a whole.

Because most people are awesome.

most people are unthinking idiots, in western culture.

Has anyone ever been to Moscow? If so, does it rule?

*is planning for next year's euro trip*

my cousin lived in moscow for a while. Her phone was tapped and the police are awful.

[Smokey D]

most people are unthinking idiots, in western culture.

That's such a cliche and I doubt it's true. Most people just don't give a **** what you like.

[McP3000]

misanthropy doesn't mean you hate every individual, but the species as a whole.
Ok vladmir cochet

most people are unthinking idiots, in western culture.
ive found outlooks on humanity are often hinged on levels of happiness/depression in that person

my cousin lived in moscow for a while. Her phone was tapped and the police are awful.
well yeah its soviet russia

[33rd and a half Degree]

He said that I'm like a "retard in a hug box".

aww somebody needs a real big hug right now let's squeeze some more love into you baby

[Knifeboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDA9NbPAK8o

[siva_chair]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDA9NbPAK8o

Why the hell was the Swedish Chef in that video?!?!

[dei]

Also, there are no penguins in the States (if you don't count zoos).

[Radiobass81]

well yeah its soviet russia

Sounds like the US, too, though.

<3

[gregulus]

omg facials!

fix'd

[Akira]

(taking 19 credits next semester myself, look forward to it)

I don't know about the story of the maps. However, archaeological evidence is iffy to my knowledge. It is possible that the Chinese visited the New World, but I don't suppose they did much there. As much as I enjoy Chinese history, culture, etc., (etc., etc.) you always have to consider the source with Asian history texts because they tend to be very nationalistic. Like I was looking through the maths section at a local college library where I have a patron card, and they had a provocative title called Was Pythagoras Chinese?. The Chinese may have discovered similar results as he did independently but that implies that Pythagoras was Chinese no more than it implies Karl Gauss was Chinese—since he independently realized a result that had been discovered in the first few centuries after Christ in China, but in mathematically modern terms. Namely Gaussian elimination.

Have you by any chance ever read and American history text? Because they aren't exactly objective.

[Smokey D]

Traditional Chinese scholarship is far more biased than anything produced today.

[Der Übermensch]

Have you by any chance ever read and American history text? Because they aren't exactly objective.

They aren't objective in interpretation perhaps, but they generally are correct factually.
Chinese history is often neither.

[Radiobass81]

Traditional Chinese scholarship is far more biased than anything produced today.

Noth Korea, buddy.

[Akira]

They aren't objective in interpretation perhaps, but they generally are correct factually.
Chinese history is often neither.

That's questionable. If you read "Colombus discovered America in 1492," is that factually accurate if there is no explanation of the word "discovered"?

I'm not defending Chinese textbooks. I'm sure they're worse. But American history textbooks are plenty nationalist.

[Radiobass81]

That's questionable. If you read "Colombus discovered America in 1492," is that factually accurate if there is no explanation of the word "discovered"?

I'm not defending Chinese textbooks. I'm sure they're worse. But American history textbooks are plenty nationalist.

I agree, really. I was given US History in 11th grade, and it sort of skips through the Japanese concentration camps, the rather unfair way Hawaii became us property and a state, the way nationalists were treated in Puerto Rico, or the way they kept colonies after WWII while urging European nations that the time of empires must fall. They also ignore all the dictators the government supported in the 20th century (that guy in Vietnam, Noruega, Pinochet, Trujillo and Batista up until their last years).

[Smokey D]

That's questionable. If you read "Colombus discovered America in 1492," is that factually accurate if there is no explanation of the word "discovered"?

Distinguish between shitty pop history and real academic history, please.

I'm not defending Chinese textbooks. I'm sure they're worse. But American history textbooks are plenty nationalist.

I thought he was referring to imperial documents not text books.

[Radiobass81]

I thought he was referring to imperial d0cuments not text books.

I thought it was text books, too :-/.

[Smokey D]

I dunno. He said texts and we were talking about maps and stuff.

[Akira]

Distinguish between poopty pop history and real academic history, please.

Shitty pop history is what kids get taught. That's the problem.

I thought he was referring to imperial d0cuments not text books.

Oh, fair enough.

[Smokey D]

Shitty pop history is what kids get taught. That's the problem.

Hardly comparable to the 1421 Hypothesis. They might not get taught the deep complexities of academic historiography but a positive national narative is not pop history.

[Mr. Ron]

Are you one of those people that abuses animals when they young and goes on to become a psychopath?

I could see it.

I impaled frogs on sticks and threw a cat across a room when I was younger and I'm totally fine.

*twitch*


Normal people kill animals for pleasure all the time, see the meat industry. We kill for the pleasure of eating meat.

[Smokey D]

We don't kill them/cause them pain for enjoyment.

Cruelty to animals is a classic symptom of pre-sociopathic tendencies.

[Mr. Ron]

We don't kill them/cause them pain for enjoyment.

Cruelty to animals is a classic symptom of pre-sociopathic tendencies.
Do you enjoy meat? Of course you do. We all do. We kill for the enjoyment of it's flesh.


The only difference between a psychopath killing a dog for fun and us killing animals for food is that the psychopath doesn't eat his carcass.


His enjoyment over the suffering is immediate, ours comes over an extended period of time.

[Iskandar]

Why would I give out real information online?Well, we already know you live in New Zealand and you were born in England or something. Your first name wouldn't be that big of a deal. There are tons of Lukes even in a country as small as NZ.

We already know Ron, Brian, Chris, Steve, Dave and Alex. None of them has ever had their identity stolen.

[gregulus]

Do you enjoy meat? Of course you do. We all do. We kill for the enjoyment of it's flesh.


The only difference between a psychopath killing a dog for fun and us killing animals for food is that the psychopath doesn't eat his carcass.


His enjoyment over the suffering is immediate, ours comes over an extended period of time.

Consuming a readily available natural resources is hardly comparable to arbitrarily killing an animal to kill it. Also, I don't think anyone would really argue against killing the animals we consume is the most pain-free way we can.

[Smokey D]

We'll I've told you I was born in England but who knows?

Do you enjoy meat? Of course you do. We all do. We kill for the enjoyment of it's flesh.

What a stupid comment.


The only difference between a psychopath killing a dog for fun and us killing animals for food is that the psychopath doesn't eat his carcass.

No, the difference is he derives pleasure specifically from the infliction of pain. Most of us derive pleasure from the tastiness of meat. If we could eat meat without killing animals, we would.

[Mr. Ron]

Consuming a readily available natural resources is hardly comparable to arbitrarily killing an animal to kill it. Also, I don't think anyone would really argue against killing the animals we consume is the most pain-free way we can.

Yet my point still stands: We cause animals pain and suffering for our own pleasure of eating meat. We enjoy it thoroughly and think nothing of it.


Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against meat or people eating it. I just finished a steak, actually. I'm just saying that we're not much better than a person who abuses animals for his own pleasure. We do the same but don't like to admit it and see it as ok because we like to eat the end product after the suffering, so we turn the ol' cheek.

[Iskandar]

Eating meat killed in a slaughterhouse is totally different from torturing an animal with your own hands.

[Mr. Ron]

We'll I've told you I was born in England but who knows?



What a stupid comment.



No, the difference is he derives pleasure specifically from the infliction of pain. Most of us derive pleasure from the tastiness of meat. If we could eat meat without killing animals, we would.

How is that stupid? We kill an animal and cause it suffering to devour it's flesh for pleasure. No arguing with that, really.


Why do the means matter when the end product is pleasure through death?



Eating meat killed in a slaughterhouse is totally different from torturing an animal with your own hands.

That depends on your definition of torture.

[Radiobass81]

How is that stupid? We kill an animal and cause it suffering to devour it's flesh for pleasure. No arguing with that, really.


Why do the means matter when the end product is pleasure through death?

Have you seen HOW they kill the cows?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL6gnMHK53k&feature=related

[Iskandar]

That depends on your definition of torture.Causing the animal to suffer needlessly for your own enjoyment clearly is torture. Killing an animal by shooting a pellet through its brain isn't really.

[Mr. Ron]

Causing the animal to suffer needlessly for your own enjoyment clearly is torture. Killing an animal by shooting a pellet through its brain isn't really.

Idk that video a page back doesn't have any pellet rifles in it.

[Smokey D]

How is that stupid? We kill an animal and cause it suffering to devour it's flesh for pleasure. No arguing with that, really.

Because it's manifestly different to kill an animal solely for the purposes of killing and/or inflicting pain and killing something to eat, and it's an entirely different sort of pleasure.

I know you're not stupid, so I'm baffled why you're attempting to make such an assinine comparison.



Why do the means matter when the end product is pleasure through death?

Because intention is everything.

[Mr. Ron]

Because it's manifestly different to kill an animal solely for the purposes of killing and/or inflicting pain and killing something to eat, and it's an entirely different sort of pleasure.

I know you're not stupid, so I'm baffled why you're attempting to make such an assinine comparison.



Because intention is everything.

I realize its a different sort of pleasure for each kind of person, but in the end, we torture and make animals suffer for a sort of pleasure.


I disagree that intention is everything for every situation, but this is going to go nowhere so lets just leave it at that.

[Iskandar]

Idk that video a page back doesn't have any pellet rifles in it.Lots of abuses occur in the food industry. Lots of abuses occur in every industry.

[Mr. Ron]

Sorry everyone I'm feeling a bit argumentative today.

[Smokey D]

I realize its a different sort of pleasure for each kind of person, but in the end, we torture and make animals suffer for a sort of pleasure.

The pleasure a meat eater gets from a steak is incomparable to the pleasure a psychopath gets from killing animals.

And this is really irrelevant since there are diagnostic parameters to animal cruelty indicating psychopathic tendencies


I disagree that intention is everything for every situation, but this is going to go nowhere so lets just leave it at that.

I'd like to hear why you think killing an animal for its meat is the same as killing an animal to kill it.

What you're saying can be extended to humans. Is the only difference between the pleasure a psychopath derives from killing a person and me eating a roast chicken the fact that he doesn't (usually) eat the body?

[Iskandar]

Sorry everyone I'm feeling a bit argumentative today.Well, it is true that the meatpacking industry does get up to some totally gross ****. But we eat their products anyway.

[Radiobass81]

Did NO ONE see the video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL6gnMHK53k&feature=related

[Mr. Ron]

The pleasure a meat eater gets from a steak is incomparable to the pleasure a psychopath gets from killing animals.

And this is really irrelevant since there are diagnostic parameters to animal cruelty indicating psychopathic tendencies



I'd like to hear why you think killing an animal for its meat is the same as killing an animal to kill it.

What you're saying can be extended to humans. Is the only difference between the pleasure a psychopath derives from killing a person and me eating a roast chicken the fact that he doesn't (usually) eat the body?
You proved me wrong. I admit it. I don't have much to say about it, arguing any further is just going be me arguing on the contrary for the hell of it.

[Smokey D]

Well, the point is if Haxor/Chris or whatever did what he said he did, he's ****ing crazy and should be locked up.

[gregulus]

Well, the point is if Haxor/Chris or whatever did what he said he did, he's ****ing crazy and should be locked up.

I once had someone tell me that he has no problems with cats being tortured for the sole reason that he doesn't like cats. That said, he's also the type of person who says stupid **** all of the time just because he can, so I don't think he was serious. He once tried to convince me that the Taliban and Al-Qaeda were the same thing.

[Iskandar]

Anyone who doesn't like cats is a psychopath. They've clearly never met my Miles.

[Radiobass81]

Anyone who doesn't like cats is a psychopath. They've clearly never met my Miles.

I named my iPod Miles, after the guy from Sideways, and Miles from Sonic.

Nice name, really.

[Iskandar]

I named my iPod Miles, after the guy from Sideways, and Miles from Sonic.

Nice name, really.:):)
My cat is named after Miles Davis.

[Radiobass81]

:):)
My cat is named after Miles Davis.

That's a good one, too. :p

[mph4ever]

my cats name was jet. she didn't deserve to die just because someone wanted to get a kick out of looking at what amphetamine does to cats. its funny to psychos since she acted like she was all drunk, wobbling, trying to stand up straight with what looked like a bad back.

when i was a kid there were kids who would catch cats, light a fire, string a rope over the fire and swing the cat alive through the flames until it died a horrible death.

i know there is no one here who thinks this type of thing is funny. its not, but if you do then i suggest you go get help now before it is too late, before you look for your kicks off something a little more disgusting

[Mr. Ron]

Anyone who doesn't like cats is a psychopath. They've clearly never met my Miles.

I'm thinking of getting a cat pretty soon. Although I think dogs are better companions.

[Hababi]

I'm thinking of getting a cat pretty soon. Although I think dogs are better companions.

given your past animal cruelty you should probably stay away from pets.

[dei]

I hate cats.

[Mr. Ron]

given your past animal cruelty you should probably stay away from pets.

I was like, 8 when I threw that cat across the room. Big whoop.

And the frog thing was at an even younger age. It was one of those "What happens when i do X to Y" type curiosity things.



Plus I have a dachshund that I adore right now. :)

[Hababi]

I was like, 8 when I threw that cat across the room. Big whoop.

And the frog thing was at an even younger age. It was one of those "What happens when i do X to Y" type curiosity things.



Plus I have a dachshund that I adore right now. :)

Till you strangle it.

I never abused animals. Because I'm not a latent sociopath :o

[Mr. Ron]

Till you strangle it.

I never abused animals. Because I'm not a latent sociopath :o

No you're just an awkward albino.

[Smokey D]

Ron, I'm gonna report you to the humane society.

[Mr. Ron]

And you're under arrest for being too damn ~*sExI*~

[Hababi]

No you're just an awkward albino.

I'm not quite as pasty as I used to be :p

[Mr. Ron]

FEROCIOUS DEMON HOUND


http://i35.tinypic.com/olrnm.jpg


I'm not quite as pasty as I used to be :p

I should talk. I'm pretty sunburned from my vacation. :(

[BridgeToSolace]

Animals only have that reflective eye thing so that they can see well in the dark.

The mirror coating in the back of their eyes collects more light than ours, but reflects a little of it out.

They need, like, a 1/4 of the light we do to see in the dark.

[Mr. Ron]

No, Heidi is a demonic spawn from the 9th layer of the abyss.

[spitfirejunky]

FEROCIOUS DEMON HOUND


http://i35.tinypic.com/olrnm.jpg

:):):):)

I love animals but I don't have the time or the assets to care for one.

[Mr. Ron]

I want a Husky so bad. They look awesome.

[Smokey D]

They're mean.

[Mr. Ron]

They're mean.

Really? I hear one of the meanest dogs to have is actually a dalmatian.

[mph4ever]

i've a samoyed, they're cool

[Hababi]

Dalmations are independent minded and temperamental. Huskies are strong willed and not the brightest. I want to get a whippet.

[Mr. Ron]

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=23kpzkp&s=4

[Hababi]

http://animal.discovery.com/breedselector/dogselector.do

[mph4ever]

dalmations are thick imho, i have a whippet temporarily. Lorraine collects strays from vets, does them up a little and then finds them good homes.

[Dr Hooch]

dogs are mindless and loyal and stupid they represent the obidient working classes

cats don't care where their next meal is coming from they just keep on rolling on

the average cat - human relationship results in a cat recieving food shelter and warmth in return for letting the person stroke it

i love cats

[Radiobass81]

http://animal.discovery.com/breedselector/dogselector.do

My #1 was a Havanese, a Cuban dog. Fitting :p.

[Mr. Ron]

dogs are mindless and loyal and stupid they represent the obidient working classes

cats don't care where their next meal is coming from they just keep on rolling on

the average cat - human relationship results in a cat recieving food shelter and warmth in return for letting the person stroke it

i love cats


On the contrary! My aunt trains dogs and a lot of them are very intelligent and intuitive.

[Hababi]

My #1 was a Havanese, a Cuban dog. Fitting :p.

Dropper's should be one of those Russian sheepherders :p

[Iskandar]

Dropper's should be one of those Russian sheepherders :pI don't like dogs. But I do want a Russian Blue cat someday, because they have a reputation for intelligence, and they look cool.

[Dr Hooch]

On the contrary! My aunt trains dogs and a lot of them are very intelligent and intuitive.

all they do with this knowledge is try to please humans.

[Mr. Ron]

So I'm making pizza from scratch tonight.

What toppings should I put on it:

-Pepperoni
-Pineapple
-Green peppers
-Roasted red peppers
-mushrooms
-Bacon
-Ham
-Turkey
-Salami (surprisingly good)
-Anchovies
-Extra cheese
-Hot peppers
-Onions

[Iskandar]

-Pepperoni
-Pineapple
-Green peppers
-Roasted red peppers
-mushrooms
-Bacon
-Ham
-Turkey
-Salami (surprisingly good)
-Anchovies
-Extra cheese
-Hot peppers
-Onions

And diced tomato.

[Mr. Ron]

-Pepperoni
-Pineapple
-Green peppers
-Roasted red peppers
-mushrooms
-Bacon
-Ham
-Turkey
-Salami (surprisingly good)
-Anchovies
-Extra cheese
-Hot peppers
-Onions

And diced tomato.

I like the way you think. Not a fan of pepperoni?


all they do with this knowledge is try to please humans.

Eh, true to an extent. But its a win-win situation. Dog gets to play/eat/have shelter and you get a loyal pet.

Can't wait to get my cat though. I haven't thought of a name for him yet.

[Hababi]

I don't like dogs.

gtfo


But I do want a Russian Blue cat someday, because they have a reputation for intelligence, and they look cool.

Cats aren't smart. Seriously.

[Mr. Ron]

Hmmmm how does Gregory sound for a male cat name? Too boring?

[Iskandar]

Cats aren't smart. Seriously.Every dog fan says this in a vain attempt to cover the fact that they're smarter than dogs.

And you.:p

[mph4ever]

Hmmmm how does Gregory sound for a male cat name? Too boring?

i like the name seamus for a male cat

[Dr Hooch]

Cats aren't smart. Seriously.

there's no expression "working like a cat"...

[Iskandar]

Cats aren't as trainable as dogs because they're more independent. The ability of dogs to blindly follow orders doesn't make them intelligent. End of story, really.

[Mr. Ron]

House cats are just as Dependant on their owners as house dogs. Put a house cat outside to fend for itself and it will die.

[Hababi]

Cats aren't as trainable as dogs because they're more independent. The ability of dogs to blindly follow orders doesn't make them intelligent. End of story, really.

No. Some dogs are very independent but still trainable. Cats aren't trainable because they're not smart.

And Gregory is a boring name.

[Mr. Ron]

We're seriously arguing over pets. :p

[mph4ever]

i just had a glimpse of someone getting a gastric band fitted - wow

[Hababi]

We're seriously arguing over pets. :p

It's better than arguing over Obama again :p

[Iskandar]

No. Some dogs are very independent but still trainable. Cats aren't trainable because they're not smart.And what basis do you have for claiming cats aren't smart? They can solve basic problems, they have good memories and they communicate with each other vocally.

You seriously think dogs are smart because they can obey blindly. How typical of a dog person.
House cats are just as Dependant on their owners as house dogs. Put a house cat outside to fend for itself and it will die.Cats can hunt small animals. Dogs would have less to eat in an urban area. But they'd do well in, say, a wooded area.

[Mr. Ron]

guys stop hating on dogs my heidi is smart. :(

[Iskandar]

Dogs are smart as animals go. But it gets my goat when dog people claim cats are stupid because they aren't as trainable as dogs. Dogs are pack hunters, people. They're bred to follow orders from leaders. Cats are social in their own way, but are individual hunters.

[Mr. Ron]

I think cats are just more intuitive in the end. They're smarter than dogs, but its that feline instinct that wins out.

[Iskandar]

It's kind of self-defeating to class animal intelligence by human standards anyway. Stephen Jay Gould said that animals have intelligences of their own; they are not merely primitive models of our achievments. Comparing cats and dogs is more or less like comparing a chimpanzee to an octopus.

[Hababi]

Cats can solve basic problems and have good memories.
Dogs can solve more advanced problems and also have good memories.

The one thing cats have on dogs is a wider range of vocalizations. Big whoopty. Pot bellied pigs are actually smarter than either, but dogs are capable of more than cats. Especially higher intelligence dogs like German Shephards and Border Collies.

[gregulus]

Lets just discuss how good meat is.

[1338 h4x0r]

i am assuming that what you are saying there is regurgitated from somewhere other than your own experiences

The poison I used (d-Con) is warfarin, which is a blood thinner. It causes death by internal bleeding within several days of ingestion. In any case, those feral cats stopped bothering me.

[Mr. Ron]

St Louis style ribs


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Hababi]

St Louis style ribs


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

not as good as autistic troll meat.

has anyone had mutton? There are a few Indian joints that have it, so I'll probably try it sometime.

[Mr. Ron]

Whats mutton?

[mph4ever]

The poison I used (d-Con) is warfarin, which is a blood thinner. It causes death by internal bleeding within several days of ingestion. In any case, those feral cats stopped bothering me.

don't try and justify your cruelty. feral cats deserves bullets, not rippin'

[Mr. Ron]

The poison I used (d-Con) is warfarin, which is a blood thinner. It causes death by internal bleeding within several days of ingestion. In any case, those feral cats stopped bothering me.

Couldn't you have called animal control? I like you and everything man, but that seems a bit much.

[Iskandar]

Dogs can solve more advanced problemsLike what? Fetching a stick?

[1338 h4x0r]

not as good as autistic troll meat.

Knock it off, now.

Well, the point is if Haxor/Chris or whatever did what he said he did, he's ****ing crazy and should be locked up.

I didn't kill those cats just to watch them die. d-Con acts slowly and I didn't go around looking for them because there was no way of telling exactly when they would have died, so it would have been a waste of time. I killed them so that they would stop pestering me in my sleep with their fighting. It was mostly a means to an end.

In any case, I did that years ago, as a minor, and there's no way of locking me up for it now. I can be a legitimate, professional psychopath and get away with it for my whole life. :lol:

Couldn't you have called animal control? I like you and everything man, but that seems a bit much.

I was like pissed off and stuff at the time.

[Illmatic]

Cats aren't trainable because they're not smart.

cats are very smart but they're not trainable because they're assholes

the average cat-human relationship revolves around a cat clinging to a person if he needs to be fed, and the person reciprocating because they that the cat actually likes them.

[Iskandar]

Chris, you know you're mein bruder, but seriously: poisoning cats just because they were annoying you is demented.

[1338 h4x0r]

Well I'm going to be hated anyway so it doesn't matter too much

[Iskandar]

So, a list of the great things Steve has said today:

- Threatened cultures shouldn't be protected because they deserve to die
- The (Neo-) Liberal Party of Canada is socialist
- The most left-wing region in North America is fascist
- Dogs are capable of solving complex problems which have yet to be defined. Is burying a stick complex? Because cats bury their own ****, you know.

[1338 h4x0r]

Steve is also an idiot whose opinions are apparently fed to him by talk radio

[Hababi]

hey at least I don't poison cats

[1338 h4x0r]

That's not particularly relevant to you saying retarded ****

I mean maybe I poisoned cats, but I did it in a rational, thinking manner

[Iskandar]

- The (Neo-) Liberal Party of Canada is socialist
- The most left-wing region in North America is fascistThese are my two favourites.

[Hababi]

Liberal Fascism

[Hababi]

That's not particularly relevant to you saying retarded ****

I mean maybe I poisoned cats, but I did it in a rational, thinking manner

Yeah so you're actually a sociopathic troll. Not an improvement.

[1338 h4x0r]

The editor should have shortened the title to Straw Man

Yeah so you're actually a sociopathic autistic troll. Not an improvement.

Please stop calling me an autistic troll, Mr. zero. It upsets me greatly. Thank you.

[Iskandar]

Liberal FascismMore appropriately titled Conservative Bullshit

[Hababi]

Stop being a troll and then you'll only be an sociopath and I'll adjust your title as such.

[1338 h4x0r]

Do you think taunting people you consider sociopaths is a good idea?

[Mr. Ron]

steve I have a family member thats autistic I'd appreciate it if you'd stop using it in a negative manner.

[1338 h4x0r]

Yeah it's not like I had a choice in whether or not my amygdala stopped growing after I was eight

Steve, however, has a choice in whether or not he chooses to be a template right-wing shill

[Hababi]

Do you think taunting people you consider sociopaths is a good idea?

You're also a nerd and you probably can't left your tower so I really doubt that I'd have anything to worry about from you unless you're going to come poison my cats or something trollboy.

[Hababi]

steve I have a family member thats autistic I'd appreciate it if you'd stop using it in a negative manner.

Oh his being autistic is probably the most positive aspect of his persona.

[Iskandar]

You know, I'm really digging this blueberry frogurt.

[Chu]

So, they finally confirmed water on mars. (re: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/phoenix/news/phoenix-20080731.html).

Interesting, no?

What do you think will happen as a result? More interest in space travel?

[Hababi]

Haxxor is really digging

graves for the animals he just murdered

[1338 h4x0r]

You're also a nerd and you probably can't left your tower so I really doubt that I'd have anything to worry about from you unless you're going to come poison my cats or something trollboy.

I'm in very good physical condition

The nearest really good library is six miles away and, since I don't have a car, I had to walk there and back yesterday, with a heavy pack

Hell I could be a Gebirgsjäger

[Dr Hooch]

what's positive about yours?

If you'd only ask for help you know we could get you laid.

with a jew, maybe even!

[Hababi]

So, they finally confirmed water on mars. (re: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/phoenix/news/phoenix-20080731.html).

Interesting, no?

What do you think will happen as a result? More interest in space travel?

no. space travel is so 60's. We won't be interested again until we can get to a planet that has confirmed life.

[Iskandar]

I recommend a new style of glasses.

[Dr Hooch]

So, they finally confirmed water on mars. (re: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/phoenix/news/phoenix-20080731.html).

Interesting, no?

What do you think will happen as a result? More interest in space travel?

same thing that always happens

scientists will be like, "SEE?"

everyone will ignore them apart from a few nuts who'll say "so there's water on another planet NICE GOING SCINECE" and then some peole will say lets nuke it in case the bacteria one day discover the concept of war.

[Hababi]

I'm in very good physical condition

The nearest really good library is six miles away and, since I don't have a car, I had to walk there and back yesterday, with a heavy pack.

What, of the animals you killed?

That really doesn't mean anything, btw, that you walked somewhere carrying a bag.

[BassRevelation1028]

I recommend a new style of glasses.

:lol:

/understands the hilarious reference

[Iskandar]

Dat girl is so dangerous (ohh)
I seen her type before

[mph4ever]

So, they finally confirmed water on mars. (re: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/phoenix/news/phoenix-20080731.html).

Interesting, no?

What do you think will happen as a result? More interest in space travel?

it think it confirms that we are descended from the only surviving spacecraft that made it from mars before all was lost to its rapidly collapsing ecosystem

[1338 h4x0r]

There's a lot of Jews up here at Muhlenberg College in Allentown, maybe you should come out here, Steve

[Hababi]

what's positive about yours?

If you'd only ask for help you know we could get you laid.

with a jew, maybe even!

Late response by you :o

Everything is positive about my persona. Specifically the "not a sociopath" aspect of it, vs Haxxor :o

btw I find few Jewish girls attractive. More Chinese and Koreans.

[Iskandar]

/understands the hilarious referenceI made a reference?:confused:

[1338 h4x0r]

What, of the animals you killed?

That really doesn't mean anything, btw, that you walked somewhere carrying a bag.

No, they were books. Heavy ones.

I walked twelve miles in the hot sun carrying a heavy bag.

Everything is positive about my persona. Specifically the "not a sociopath" aspect of it, vs Haxxor :o

Yeah but you're retarded

[Hababi]

No, they were books. Heavy ones.

I walked twelve miles in the hot sun carrying a bag.

How many animals did you kill along the way?

[1338 h4x0r]

I stamped on a few insects along the way.

[Iskandar]

Everything is positive about my persona.Er, that's a tall claim to make.

[Illmatic]

No, they were books. Heavy ones.

I walked twelve miles in the hot sun carrying a heavy bag.

yeah, one time. not exactly the benchmark of how physically fit you are.

More Chinese and Koreans.

docile, submissive, don't talk much, will do anything for a green card...just the right fit for Steve

[1338 h4x0r]

yeah, one time. not exactly the benchmark of how physically fit you are.

Uh, well library books have to go back into circulation and stuff—and I read a lot of 'em—so I've done this pretty regularly for the whole summer.

[BassRevelation1028]

who asked u, half black dude?

[dei]

yeah, one time. not exactly the benchmark of how physically fit you are.



docile, submissive, don't talk much, will do anything for a green card...just the right fit for Steve

Unless your username is Volumnious Flush, you're not supposed to side with Steve.

[Hababi]

Er, that's a tall claim to make.

Well I'm a tall person

Actually I'm just average in height :\


docile, submissive, don't talk much, will do anything for a green card...just the right fit for Steve


:lol: Ouch.

[Iskandar]

Let's hear it for Arab women.

They're really not bad under those veils and robes.

[Dr Hooch]

Late response by you :o

Everything is positive about my persona. Specifically the "not a sociopath" aspect of it, vs Haxxor :o

btw I find few Jewish girls attractive. More Chinese and Koreans.

Dude if a girl actually likes you she doesn't mind if you're an inch short of average. You don't have to just go for the small ones.


anyway how's the wife hunt?

[Hababi]

Uh, well library books have to go back into circulation and stuff—and I read a lot of 'em—so I've done this pretty regularly for the whole summer.

I guess all those books on animal bisection and anatomy prepare you for your cruelty exercises.

[Iskandar]

I'm a tall person.

[Dr Hooch]

steve you're such a hypocrite

nice postcount too

[Iskandar]

Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 16,666

Steve has the mark of the beast upon him.

[Hababi]

Let's hear it for Arab women.

They're really not bad under those veils and robes.

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Some Lebanese girls are ok but it's really hit and miss.


Dude if a girl actually likes you she doesn't mind if you're an inch short of average. You don't have to just go for the small ones.

Hahaha. I'm about 5'9.5, I think. The other day I saw a 5' tall Asian guy with a 5'4 girlfriend.

I like short, petite women.


anyway how's the wife hunt?
It's quite the hunt

[Illmatic]

Let's hear it for Arab women.

They're really not bad under those veils and robes.

it's all about brown skin and black hair

[Hababi]

Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 16,666

Steve has the mark of the beast upon him.

Marked no more.

[1338 h4x0r]

I guess all those books on animal bisection and anatomy prepare you for your cruelty exercises.

I didn't bisect the cats, I let 'em bleed inside. There's a huge difference.

No I have not read any books on feline anatomy recently. All the books I check out are maths-, CS- or history-oriented.

In a vague sense, I suppose you could say that reading about scientific topics is a preparation for cruelty exercises considering I plan to enter the military-industrial complex for a living.

I'll be a 'Murrkin hee-ro, Steve

[Hababi]

it's all about brown skin and black hair

Yup, blonds are bland.

[BassRevelation1028]

mhmm

[Iskandar]

I like short, petite women.They're called "preteens."

[Hababi]

I didn't bisect the cats, I let 'em bleed inside. There's a huge difference.

No I have not read any books on feline anatomy recently. All the books I check out are maths-, CS- or history-oriented.

In a vague sense, I suppose you could say that reading about scientific topics is a preparation for cruelty exercises considering I plan to enter the military-industrial complex for a living.

I'll be a 'Murrkin hee-ro, Steve

mmhmmm

[Hababi]

They're called "preteens."

Women. :smash:

[1338 h4x0r]

Oh good so there's a chance you'll get blown up.

No there's a chance I'll figure out how to blow people up sitting in an air-conditioned office behind a desk.

I was referring to the privately-owned annex of the military, not the military itself

[Dr Hooch]

Hahaha. I'm about 5'9.5, I think. The other day I saw a 5' tall Asian guy with a 5'4 girlfriend.

I like short, petite women.

that wasn't the measurement i was thinking of but great

[dei]

Steve should be banned for that post.

[Hababi]

No there's a chance I'll figure out how to blow people up sitting in an air-conditioned office behind a desk.

I was referring to the privately-owned annex of the military, not the military itself

Dream on

You'll be living in your parents' basement
keeping animal carcasses in your fridge
preparing to attack random females
when you're 28

[Hababi]

that wasn't the measurement i was thinking of but great

Pig:smash:

[Iskandar]

Women. :smash:I'm 6'3" in your arcane system of measurement, so I would look odd with a 5' woman. Like a cradle-robber or something.

[BassRevelation1028]

Steve should be banned for that post.

You should ban yourself for shamefully having personal issues with other members, despite your responsibility (or lacktherof) as a moderator.

[Hababi]

I'm 6'3" in your arcane system of measurement, so I would look odd with a 5' woman. Like a cradle-robber or something.

Like John (DLP) :D

[1338 h4x0r]

Dream on

You'll be living in your parents' basement
keeping animal carcasses in your fridge
preparing to attack random females
when you're 28

Not really, I'm pretty much hell-bent on the career choice I've picked out for myself. Besides, you don't understand advanced maths or CS like I can, so what do you know about my field?

[Hababi]

Not really, I'm pretty much hell-bent on the career choice I've picked out for myself. Besides, you don't understand advanced maths or CS like I can, so what do you know about my field?

I wasn't commenting on the field
I was commenting on you
sociopaths usually don't go far in life

[Iskandar]

Like John (DLP) :DMy girlfriend is much more attractive than his though.:o And taller.

Don't tell Shell I said that.

[Hababi]

My girlfriend is much more attractive than his though.:o And taller.

Don't tell Shell I said that.

quoted for reference to shell.

and pixorlies

[dei]

You should ban yourself for shamefully having personal issues with other members, despite your responsibility (or lacktherof) as a moderator.

Be quiet.

[BassRevelation1028]

you Should Ban Yourself For Shamefully Having Personal Issues With Other Members, Despite Your Responsibility (or Lacktherof) As A Moderator.
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[1338 h4x0r]

I wasn't commenting on the field
I was commenting on you
sociopaths usually don't go far in life

Not if they work in the death industry, Steve

It's ideally suited to someone with depressive and violent tendencies

[Iskandar]

quoted for reference to shell.

and pixorliesLol, I'm not putting pictures of my girlfriend on the internet.

She is a Jew though. Jealous?

[Hababi]

Lol, I'm not putting pictures of my girlfriend on the internet.

ok then

LIES

[Iskandar]

ok then

LIESYeah, I lied about her height, she's really a midget:confused:

[Hababi]

Yeah, I lied about her height, she's really a midget:confused:

no you said she was attractive.

pixorlies

[Iskandar]

no you said she was attractive.

pixorliesAccess denied.

[Hababi]

Access denied.

yup.

lies

[Mr. Ron]

DINNER STATUS REPORT: The pizza was awesome and delish. I added ranch dressing on top.

[Dr Hooch]

how about misanthropes?

I'm pretty sure i might be one of those.

[dei]

DINNER STATUS REPORT: The pizza was awesome and delish. I added ranch dressing on top.

You're Mexican?

[Mr. Ron]

You're Mexican?

Sure, why not

[Hababi]

DINNER STATUS REPORT: The pizza was awesome and delish. I added ranch dressing on top.

eww that's an obscene level of calories.

[Mr. Ron]

eww that's an obscene level of calories.

its ok I jog a lot.

[Hababi]

its ok I jog a lot.

you'd better because since you're like 5' tall pounds can add up quickly.

[dei]

Sure, why not

Mexicans are the only cunts I know who mix ranch dressing and pizza.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

ranch on pizza? who gives a **** about calories it tastes awesome

[Illmatic]

Yup, blonds are bland.

plus dark features make the eyes + smile brighter.

why anyone goes for pale girls is beyond me

[Mr. Ron]

you'd better because since you're like 5' tall pounds can add up quickly.

I'm five-eight. :confused:

[Hababi]

ranch on pizza? who gives a **** about calories it tastes awesome

Unless you're physically active, that'll turn into quite a gut
and you'd better care about being a pear

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

i like that rhyme

but i workout so i guess idc about calories

[Hababi]

I'm five-eight. :confused:

Oh I thought you were seriously like 5'3. Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.


plus dark features make the eyes + smile brighter.

why anyone goes for pale girls is beyond me


Having a blond is like having a merdedez
it's a status symbol

[Mr. Ron]

Oh please there are plenty of good looking blonds that aren't dumb asses.

I prefer brunettes though.

[Iskandar]

Mexicans do not eat ranch, they eat el Rrrancho.

[dei]

Brown hair + green eyes = win.

[Iskandar]

Black hair and green eyes.

[gregulus]

http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/articles/features/4840/why-the-hipster-must-diec

lololololololol

[Hababi]

black hair, brown eyes, Korean accent.

[mph4ever]

plus dark features make the eyes + smile brighter.

why anyone goes for pale girls is beyond me

my great great great.........great grandpappy walked out of africa holding the hand of the brunette

[Illmatic]

Having a blond is like having a merdedez
it's a status symbol

there are pale girls that aren't blonde

[Hababi]

there are pale girls that aren't blonde

yeah those tend to be the ones who are into heavy artificial tanning
bigger yuck

[gregulus]

Dark hair in general for the win, but I do like dirty blonde as well.

[Iskandar]

black hair, brown eyes, Korean accent.Korean accents are gross.

You'd like the middle-aged women who work at my neighbourhood convenience store.

[Hababi]

Korean accents are gross.

You'd like the middle-aged women who work at my neighbourhood convenience store.

Maybe their daughters :p

what's so gross about Korean accents?

[BridgeToSolace]

I need a chick with a British accent. I hope there a lot of brits in Boston. Probably not, though.

But yeah, dark hair is better. Dark hair is usually the more 'beautiful' look, and lighter hair is the 'hotter' look.

And by the way, when did people start spelling hot-as-in-attractive with two ll's? It's weird and I don't like it!

[Iskandar]

Maybe their daughters :p

what's so gross about Korean accents?I don't know, I just find them ugly. Japanese accents are okay.

Every time I get some milk and the lady says "sank yeu, come agen" I just cringe a little.

Now, there's a very good sushi restaurant in town, and the owner is Korean. I'd say an-nyeong to his daughters (waitresses).

[BridgeToSolace]

Because of Arrested Development?

Asian girls tend to either be really cute or really ugly. I don't like asian accents, though.

[Iskandar]

I can't stand Arrested Development.

[BridgeToSolace]

Oh, I didn't realize you don't appreciate comedy.

Usually I understand when some doesn't like a comedian or something I enjoy. I don't agree with it, but I can understand it. It just isn't your thing.

But if you don't like Arrested Development, it's because you don't like laughing.

[Iskandar]

No, I just don't like it.

[Knifeboy]

I'm with bridgetosolace on this one. if you don't enjoy arrested development, then you've broken your funny bone

[1338 h4x0r]

I haven't laughed for months

[BridgeToSolace]

Then you have haven't been watching Arrested Development, then.

[Knifeboy]

I haven't laughed for months



that's because you spend all your time here

[Hababi]

that's because you spend all your time here

and when he's not here he's poisoning cats or lugging obscure textbooks back to the library...by hand! for 6 miles! in the pouring rain! stomping on bugs on the way!

[Reaganista]

i like arrested development but i hardly ever watch it same with south park idk why it's not like i dont watch it on purpose

[thedeadwalk!]

I'm like that too, only I think it's the depression.

[Reaganista]

i should get tivo or something

[thedeadwalk!]

More stuff helps.

[Reaganista]

ive actually been trying to reduce stuff but tivo seems like good stuff

[Mr. Ron]

I've never seen arrested development.

[Reaganista]

the guy's arrested and people are developing

[Mr. Ron]

Noted.

[Reaganista]

ron why are you so adorable you haunt my dreams

[1338 h4x0r]

that's because you spend all your time here

Not true. A lot of time, but not most of it.

and when he's not here he's poisoning cats or lugging obscure textbooks back to the library...by hand! for 6 miles! in the pouring rain! stomping on bugs on the way!

One time I actually did get rained on pretty hard as I was returning. One of my books got water damaged but they were chill about it and, besides, my backpack has a double trash bag lining now.

Symbolic Logic (Copi) and Artificial Intelligence: A Modern Approach (Norvig) are not hugely obscure btw.

[BridgeToSolace]

i like arrested development but i hardly ever watch it same with south park idk why it's not like i dont watch it on purpose

South Park stopped being laugh out loud funny most of time. Now it's just entertaining, silly, and somewhat smart most of the time.

http://www.hulu.com/arrested-development

they have the whole series up, streaming and legal.

Ron, don't totally judge it on the first episode. It only gets more funny and more ridiculous.

[Mr. Ron]

ron why are you so adorable you haunt my dreams

*nibbles your ear*

[Reaganista]

i owed like 15 bucks i had to pay to the library before i could graduate all the books were about the holocaust

South Park stopped being laugh out loud funny most of time. Now it's just entertaining, silly, and somewhat smart most of the time.

http://www.hulu.com/arrested-development

they have the whole series up, streaming and legal.

Ron, don't totally judge it on the first episode. It only gets more funny and more ridiculous.
pretend i repped u plz

*nibbles your ear*
o god

[Mr. Ron]

The diary of Anne Frank was such a boring read

[1338 h4x0r]

The Holocaust? More like the LOL-a-caust.

[Reaganista]

The diary of Anne Frank was such a boring read

the **** i had to read was so much worse pages and pages of itemized lists on like a town by town basis it was horrible the type of **** i imagine smokey d likes to read

[thedeadwalk!]

I mostly got by without reading. I'm glad.

And speaking of graduation. I'm graduating this Saturday. Woo!

[1338 h4x0r]

the **** i had to read was so much worse pages and pages of itemized lists on like a town by town basis it was horrible the type of **** i imagine smokey d likes to read

B-b-but 12 million dead people? Didn't evince so much as a dry chuckle?

[Reaganista]

ive laughed at plenty of holcaust jokes but no ive never laughed just about the holocaust it's not funny

[1338 h4x0r]

I want your classes dude

I remember when I went to the Holocaust Museum I felt like a boiler about to explode

Fortunately they mistook the tears for signs of empathy and didn't see me run outside around a corner to burst into manic laughter

[Reaganista]

Clichéd Metalhead
yah

[Knifeboy]

favorite holocaust joke : http://www.bash.org/?171987

[1338 h4x0r]

Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave?
A: Seats five hundred.

[Reaganista]

laughing at holocaust jokes is different from laughing at the holocaust