PNWI Community Thread version 3.0 (KEEP REFRIGERATED AT ALL TIMES)

[lfantwister]

the whole midwest is the same

[coheneran]

"Stripmalls and gas stations as far as the eye can see."

Who Framed Roger Rabbit, ftw.

[Aaron]

sup community thread of high-brow

[coheneran]

Somebody give me an idea for an article to go in Punker Mentality zine.

[HazMatBlue]

Nah, that's Nebraska.
We got wheat.

I think south dakota actually worships corn

[telemost]

sup community's?

[griftadan]

sup stranger

[telemost]

nm.


how's things?

[griftadan]

hungover as ****. and commies are making my head hurt.

[telemost]

commies are bad, m'kay

[siva_chair]

nah dude, hopefully i'll stumble into siva sometime

I hope so too. I'll be around Lawrence occasionally, as I think I am doing an internship fairly close to there sometime next year.

he'll try to get you to meditate into jesusvana with him or something

Or probably not.

plus i hear natural light is AWESOME>

You hear wrong. It's only redeeming feature is it is probably the best really cheap beer around, but it's taste isn't anything to **** your pants over.

[griftadan]

i know, i was kidding.

[coheneran]

Here's a tip about life:

When buying organic avocados in the supermarket, exchange the pricing sticker of the organic avocado with that of the cheaper, non-organic avocado. We shouldn't have to pay more for organic.

[Iskandar]

Here's a tip about life:

When buying organic avocados in the supermarket, exchange the pricing sticker of the organic avocado with that of the cheaper, non-organic avocado. We shouldn't have to pay more for organic.
No? Organics are generally overpriced, yeah; but they are often somewhat more expensive to produce.

[coheneran]

Organics are generally overpriced, yeah; but they are often somewhat more expensive to produce.

I don't know about that, but I can see how using dung and compost is more expensive than buying chemical fertilizer from a big ole' factory.

[Iskandar]

I don't know about that, but I can see how using dung and compost is more expensive than buying chemical fertilizer from a big ole' factory.
Yeah. A price increase is justified, but not as much as usual.

[coheneran]

I'm not sure if my sarcasm crossed the aetherweb to your screen or not...:p

[lfantwister]

People do that **** all the time where I work (grocery store). Sometimes you catch them but then you never know which ones organic and which one's not and it's all very confusing.

[coheneran]

You should let them get away with it.

[Iskandar]

I'm not sure if my sarcasm crossed the aetherweb to your screen or not...:p
Nah, it didn't.

I was under the impression that organic farming really was more expensive, but I'm no expert.

[Hababi]

Since Burt closed the thread (which was the right decision), I'll have to post this in here:

Dissecting VF's post:
penny ~ Abraham Lincoln - If he'd been alive today he would have been a Democrat, according to Bill O'Reilly.[/QUOTE]

If he was alive today, he probably wouldn't be a politician--he was ugly, had a high pitched voice, and was bisexual. And depressed.


dime ~ F.D.R - Arguably one of the most liberal presidents of all time. The New Deal will be the end of this country.

FDR's "liberalism" was heavily overstated. The New Deal was nothing revolutionary; in fact, much of it was just continuing or slightly expanding on what Hoover was doing by the end of his presidency. Progressives grew to hate him.


quarter ~ Washington The only true patriot to be honored on American currency.


Define "true patriot."


half-dollar ~ J.F.K. - Benjamin Franklin - The former was an out-of-control liberal. The latter, you get the picture.


JFK, too, was really not all that liberal, especially relative to today. Today's liberals would hate him (since he leaned toward hawkish interventionism, like Lieberman).


dollar coins ~ Susan B. Anthony - A radical feminist. Before Betty Friedan and the 1960's, there was Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton and the 1860's!


Susan B Anthony was also devotedly pro life.


$10 bill ~ Alexander Hamilton - He wasn't even American! This is their way of promoting illegal immigration, or as leftists like to call it, "Und0cumented immigrants"! Don't be fooled. It is a secret code from the Illuminati passed down through the ages culminating in the election of 2008.




$20 bill ~ Andrew Jackson - He was so liberal, they called him King!


I now am convinced you're a gimmick account.



The $100000 bill ~ Woodrow Wilson - One of the most liberal presidents, after LBJ, Clinton, and Kennedy.

Clinton was a centrist.

I don't know if that was a half hearted satire or a serious stab at commentary (I hope the former), but in case you actually believed the above, I figured I'd clear those things up.

[griftadan]

the internet is serious business.

[coheneran]

I saw you smile when you said that, you lose.

/Puts on best Worf demeanour

The internet is serious business.

[griftadan]

now i will destroy you.

[coheneran]

You have stained my honour, the honour of my family and the honour of my Captain. I challenge you to hr'aka, to the death.

[Hababi]

the internet is serious business.

I hate that phrase sooooo much :p

[Iskandar]

You have stained my honour, the honour of my family and the honour of my Captain. I challenge you to hr'aka, to the death.
You are son of American pig-dog, the Great Satan! I spit on you and declare much jihad! Death to America! Death to Israel! Allah is great!

Btwkkomrades I'm really ripped right now

Столиная Водка!

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

I think Voluminous Flush watches too much Colbert Report, he's like an extension of the shows personality, man.

[Iskandar]

I think Voluminous Flush watches too much Colbert Report, he's like an extension of the shows personality, man.
No such thing

"In vino veritas ... and I'm hammered. This is the Colbert Report!"

[coheneran]

I'm not you and that's good enough for me!
The only word that I use is ****
So you can forget the dictionary!

[tellmemore]

aight, i'm going to bed guys.


take care.

[Amit]

is it just me or has the pony forum really taken off since i've been back

[Iskandar]

PSA to ph0rum denizens: Bacardi 151 will rob you of your soul and digestive tract.

[Amit]

lol good times with bacardi last year

[Iskandar]

lol good times with bacardi last year
Have you had 151? Ohh jeez. It's shots of 80% alcohol. Even if you mix it, it tastes like absolute ***.

[Amit]

unlike you i have the fortification of a bull and the common sense of a log

so yes i have had it

[Iskandar]

unlike you i have the fortification of a bull and the common sense of a log

so yes i have had it
I got it down fine. I was just impressed at its strength.

[Amit]

yeah it's not a girly libation

[sexymuffin]

I don't hold liquor too well :/

[Iskandar]

I don't hold liquor too well :/
I've been told I hold it very well, which means a lot to a skinny white boy.

[Amit]

yes it does

i am like big polish bear of solidarity when it comes to the sinful drink

[sexymuffin]

I've been told I hold it very well, which means a lot to a skinny white boy.

Eh, i puke and end up naked somewhere.

However, i can smoke like a champ, so I get my props back with that.

[Iskandar]

yes it does

i am like big polish bear of solidarity when it comes to the sinful drink
I am Polish, were you of knowing? This is of explaining mine deep commitment International Soviet. Proletarii!

[Jude]

151 is awesome. Better than vodka, albeit not as revolutionary

[Hababi]

151 is awesome. Better than vodka, albeit not as revolutionary

You should stop turning to it before posting :evil::smash: :chug:

[Amit]

I am Polish, were you of knowing? This is of explaining mine deep commitment International Soviet. Proletarii!

one of my best friends is polish

she was just over :-O

[Iskandar]

one of my best friends is polish

she was just over :-O
Cool.
151 is awesome. Better than vodka, albeit not as revolutionary
Ah, but that's why I like vodka. (Well, and neutral taste/small likelyhood of hangover/strength).
You should stop turning to it before posting
Ah, most of us do it now and then. We come home from some weekend shindig and make nonsensical ranting posts.

[griftadan]

well, i'm finally in kansas, se tup in my dorm. oh, and i'm drunk as ****.

[siva_chair]

well, i'm finally in kansas, se tup in my dorm. oh, and i'm drunk as ****.

Welcome to Kansas, which has been scientifically proven to be flatter than a pancake.

My roomate went to Lawrence last night for a show. I would have went if I weren't broke.

[Hababi]

There basically is no flat land in Pennsylvania, at least around here...you'll go on a (essentially) flat strip for maybe 200 yards tops and then its hills :p

[siva_chair]

There basically is no flat land in Pennsylvania, at least around here...you'll go on a (essentially) flat strip for maybe 200 yards tops and then its hills :p

Always wanted to visit Pennsylvania. I heard it's a cool place. Plus, I am a fan of many of the sports teams that come out of that state.

[Hababi]

Always wanted to visit Pennsylvania. I heard it's a cool place. Plus, I am a fan of many of the sports teams that come out of that state.

Depends what you're looking for, really...Pittsburgh and Philly are the place for sports, you have Ghettysburg for Civil War stuff, Hershey for chocolate and stupid amusement parks (there's also Kennywood), and Amish country for crazy dudes riding carriages.

[siva_chair]

Depends what you're looking for, really...Pittsburgh and Philly are the place for sports, you have Ghettysburg for Civil War stuff, Hershey for chocolate and stupid amusement parks (there's also Kennywood), and Amish country for crazy dudes riding carriages.

I just like a lot of the history there. Plus, go Penguins.

[spitfirejunky]

Back from Egypt. My flight got delayed 4 hours at Heathrow.

****ing terrorists.

[Hababi]

Back from Egypt. My flight got delayed 4 hours at Heathrow.

****ing terrorists.

:lol: Could've been worse, you could've tried to board with a liquid ;)

New sn ftw. I like this one better and it should be a lot easier for y'all to reference...

[Amit]

i was lucky we went through paris

[griftadan]

Welcome to Kansas, which has been scientifically proven to be flatter than a pancake.

My roomate went to Lawrence last night for a show. I would have went if I weren't broke.

well the one part that isn't flat is on campus, where ironically enough i have to walk everywhere.

[siva_chair]

well the one part that isn't flat is on campus, where ironically enough i have to walk everywhere.

Ha! Yes I believe that is one of the least flat places in Kansas.

[PerpetualBurn]

I read the Daily Mail again today.

Turns out that everything is the immigrants' fault.

[griftadan]

immigants! i knew it was them. even when it was the bears i knew it was them.

[The_Passenger]

I read the Daily Mail again today.

Turns out that everything is the immigrants' fault.

Urgh, I can't stand Richard Littlejohn. I haven't read an article by him that didn't some how involve immigrants (though I admittedly don't regularly read the Mail).

[PerpetualBurn]

He's not as bad as Max "Hitler" Hastings (as Private Eye refer to him). Who once referred to the "curse of human rights laws" in an article on immigration.

[nowhesingsnowhesobs]

Peter Hitchens!

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3481/mailonsundayhitchensmuppet9apr.jpg

[PerpetualBurn]

How could I forget him!

I still remember how angry I was when I first read that.

[The_Passenger]

Peter Hitchens!

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3481/mailonsundayhitchensmuppet9apr.jpg

...wow....I don't know what else to say to that

[ringworm]

Back from Egypt. My flight got delayed 4 hours at Heathrow.

****ing terrorists.
At least you didn't have Snakes on Your Plane!

[dustindow]

Siva-chair where at in Kansas?

[siva_chair]

Siva-chair where at in Kansas?

Near the Wichita area at the moment. Near the Pittsburg area when I get back to school.

[dustindow]

snap. I live in KC. Moreso Gladstone area. But I will live downtown when I goto school.

[siva_chair]

snap. I live in KC. Moreso Gladstone area. But I will live downtown when I goto school.

Thought I remembered you were from KC. I was there doing a Reggae festival about a month and a half ago.

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

Do any of you know the correct use of the word "twixt"?

Spike Milligan uses it and I think it means "between" but I'm not sure.

[siva_chair]

Do any of you know the correct use of the word "twixt"?

Spike Milligan uses it and I think it means "between" but I'm not sure.

I think you are referring to 'betwixt' which means between.

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

I think you are referring to 'betwixt' which means between.

makes sense, i think he might say "'twixt" which would be like "'tween"

[dustindow]

Thought I remembered you were from KC. I was there doing a Reggae festival about a month and a half ago.

Yeah I was planning on going to that but decided not to I think theres another one soon. You going to the Tool show? if you even like them.

[griftadan]

snakes on a plane was the greatest piece of cinematic work ever created.

[RockAndRoll]

snakes on a plane was the greatest piece of cinematic work ever created.
understatement of the year!

[siva_chair]

snakes on a plane was the greatest piece of cinematic work ever created.

I noticed there is a movie called "Snakes on a Train" at a local video rental store. I chuckled.

[nowhesingsnowhesobs]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gSDo-lgBBvs lol

[Der Übermensch]

snakes on a plane was the greatest piece of cinematic work ever created.

Definitely!!!

[JimbobTheSquirrel]

So I hear there are two Tways now or something. What's up with that?
makes sense, i think he might say "'twixt" which would be like "'tween"
Yeah, you'd write it 'twixt, I think.
Edit: hey, rep is back. Cool.

[John Paul Harrison]

Yeah, you'd write it 'twixt, I think.


Correct, says Webster.

[PerpetualBurn]

Yesterday (or maybe Sunday) the front of the Daily Mail referred to the "excesses of multiculturalism" in England.

I hate the Daily Mail.

[Amit]

oh god that sounds as bad or worse than fox news

[Amit]

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=481932&page=70

tway is in fine form itt

[JimbobTheSquirrel]

Yesterday (or maybe Sunday) the front of the Daily Mail referred to the "excesses of multiculturalism" in England.

I hate the Daily Mail.
MY DEAR FUHRER EVERYONE IN ENGLAND IS PROFOUNDLY MOVED BY THE BLOODLESS SOLUTION OF THE CZECHOSLOVAKIAN PROBLEM STOP PEOPLE NOT SO MUCH CONCERNED WITH TERRITORIAL READJUSTMENT AS WITH THE DREAD OF ANOTHER WAR WITH ITS ACCOMPANYING BLOODBATH STOP FREDERICK THE GREAT A GREAT POPULAR FIGURE IN ENGLAND MAY NOT ADOLF THE GREAT BECOME AN EQUALLY POPULAR FIGURE STOP I SALUTE YOUR EXCELLENCY'S STAR WHICH RISES HIGHER AND HIGHER
And people still buy it. I'm pretty sure it was the founder of the Daily Mail who said that, anyway.

[purplefeet]

Its a good thing that jared (iscariot) hasnt seen the "which ethincity do you prefer" thread. He would probably have a heart attack.

[nowhesingsnowhesobs]

And people still buy it. I'm pretty sure it was the founder of the Daily Mail who said that, anyway.Because 60+ years old comments have a great deal of bearing on the paper today. You're real smart.

I dislike the Daily Mail because it's for stupid people, more than anything else.

[JimbobTheSquirrel]

Because 60+ years old comments have a great deal of bearing on the paper today. You're real smart.

I dislike the Daily Mail because it's for stupid people, more than anything else.
It still says a lot about the paper, though. It hasn't exactly turned communist over the years.

[Reaganista]

Hey my identity was stolen.

but they got arrested before they managed to do any actual damage

[spitfirejunky]

:lol: Could've been worse, you could've tried to board with a liquid ;)

New sn ftw. I like this one better and it should be a lot easier for y'all to reference...

You are zero right? I realized that when you used the term "Abu Blowuppa".

I thought you left or some ****?

At least you didn't have Snakes on Your Plane!

"I don't remember asking you a GODDAMN thing!!!"

:p

[Mr. Ron]

Soooo I guess Pluto is gone now lol.

[Iskandar]

Soooo I guess Pluto is gone now lol.
Destroyed - by the Empire.

[coheneran]

http://wigu.com/overcompensating/pictures/pluto.png

[Iskandar]

Coheneran, what is the ninja in your avatar saying?

[griftadan]

"ninjas, as a group, are inferior to pirates"

[thedeadwalk!]

Nah, he starts off saying "I..." but I can't make out the rest.

Pluse, ninjas are so superior to pirates. National Geographic has opened my eyes. Fight Science is so cool.

[Reaganista]

fight science is a crock of ****

Pluse, ninjas
more like plush

[coheneran]

Coheneran, what is the ninja in your avatar saying?

http://drmcninja.com/issue4/4p9.gif

It's from that, he says "I used to love Ghostbusters so much!"

[Futue te Ipsum]

lulz

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

"ninjas, as a group, are inferior to pirates"

/sigh

When will they learn, griftadan

when will they learn

[coheneran]

Pirate ninjas would be so awesome.

[AlienEater]

Nah, that would be silly. Pirates are good enough, anyway.

[thedeadwalk!]

fight science is a crock of ****


more like plush
Boy, you better explain yourself before I have a ninja kill you in one hit.

[coheneran]

Nah, that would be silly. Pirates are good enough, anyway.

Idiot, nothing can be as good as it gets, it can always be better. Dr.McNinja is a ninja doctor of Irish descent, and in the first comic, the ninjas kick the pirates' arses.

[siva_chair]

"ninjas, as a group, are inferior to pirates"

That is certainly incorrect. Ninjas deal death, pirates deal in thievery. Both are cool, though.



How is KU treating you?

[AlienEater]

Idiot, nothing can be as good as it gets, it can always be better. Dr.McNinja is a ninja doctor of Irish descent, and in the first comic, the ninjas kick the pirates' arses.

Idiot, Dr McNinja sucks ***. Juan the Mexican pirate is infinitely cooler.

[coheneran]

Idiot, Dr McNinja sucks ***. Juan the Mexican pirate is infinitely cooler.

He was a dinosaur-riding cowboy, not a pirate.

[Reaganista]

Boy, you better explain yourself before I have a ninja kill you in one hit.
Fight me

[Iskandar]

That is certainly incorrect. Ninjas deal death, pirates deal in thievery. Both are cool, though.
Ninjas did espionage as well, and pirates killed enough people in their time. I'd say it's about even.

[thedeadwalk!]

Fight me
What did I say?

/has ninja kill you (I'm nonviolent after all)

[AlienEater]

He was a dinosaur-riding cowboy, not a pirate.

What? Juan's a Mexican pirate, and I've recently discovered he was a beatnik too. He plays bongos.

[coheneran]

We are obviously not talking about the same Juan here.

Has anybody heard Joni Mitchell's Both Sides, Now? It's really good.

[AlienEater]

We are obviously not talking about the same Juan here.

Has anybody heard Joni Mitchell's Both Sides, Now? It's really good.

I wonder how many Juans there are...

And as for Joni Mitchell, I don't mind her. Haven't heard that album, though.

[AlienEater]

A song? I still don't think I've heard it, though.

[Hababi]

Hey Amit cover this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baGw5S72W5w

[Reaganista]

What did I say?

/has ninja kill you (I'm nonviolent after all)
pussy

[thedeadwalk!]

slightly confuzzled sea lion
At least I'm not like my words: oft repeated and with little meaning.

/male bravado for the win

(:p)

[PerpetualBurn]

We are obviously not talking about the same Juan here.

Has anybody heard Joni Mitchell's Both Sides, Now? It's really good.

The only Joni Mitchell I have is the Blue album.

It's amazing. I don't know why I don't have more.

[coheneran]

Kaki King kicks ***!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wsFeXWc82Y&NR

She is so hot when she raises her eyebrow suggestively at me at 2.39. I'm in love.

[PerpetualBurn]

She's gagging for it.

[coheneran]

Countdown to 6000 posts!

Ten!

[thedeadwalk!]

Kaki King kicks ***!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wsFeXWc82Y&NR

She is so hot when she raises her eyebrow suggestively at me at 2.39. I'm in love.
Puh-lease. Look up Regina Spektor...and her music's good too.

[coheneran]

Six!

[thedeadwalk!]

Honestly, posts that just count down don't count.

[coheneran]

You're just jealous because I'm -er than you.

Five!

[thedeadwalk!]

How can I be mad at someone who's increasing my post count?

[coheneran]

Damn right.

Three!

[AlienEater]

So, what kind of music do people like around here?

In other news, I had one hell of an adventure attempting to locate the milk in my local supermarket. What fun.

[coheneran]

An Alice In Wonderland kind of adventure, a Tolkien kind of adventure, or the kind of adventure which is not so much an adventure as a strane event?

[Ando!]

So, what kind of music do people like around here?

In other news, I had one hell of an adventure attempting to locate the milk in my local supermarket. What fun.

I had a similar adventure the other day. I was also able to secure a jug of OJ.

It's amazing what you can get for 6 bucks.

[PerpetualBurn]

I had an adventure in Leeds city centre about 3 weeks back. I drove down to visit a friend and got horribly lost coming home. I'm still not sure how I got back the M1.

[coheneran]

I had an adventure yesterday, which involved making some new friends and discovering that there are woods behind the cinema.

[thedeadwalk!]

The woods behind my cinema inspired me to write a zombie movie (and by "write" I mean think about).

[coheneran]

Lawl. Write one scene. A funnily gory one.

[AlienEater]

Oh man zombies are awesome.

An Alice In Wonderland kind of adventure, a Tolkien kind of adventure, or the kind of adventure which is not so much an adventure as a strane event?

Kinda like Alice in Wonderland. I'll spare you the details, by which I mean I won't say anything.

[PerpetualBurn]

I saw Severance yesterday at the cinema.

I was expecting it to be like the awesome Shaun of the Dead, and it wasn't really. More horror, less comedy, but it was quite good.

[thedeadwalk!]

I saw The Libertine last night. Without ruining anything there's a great moment where a dog steals a scene from John Malkovich.

The movie was good overall.

[griftadan]

i'm not a religous man, but every day i pray for a zombie invasion. that would rule so hard.

[PerpetualBurn]

The question is, if there were a zombie invasion, would you:

pop some heads with a shotgun

or

go all out tough guy with a chainsaw?

[coheneran]

The question is, if there were a zombie invasion, would you:

pop some heads with a shotgun

or

go all out tough guy with a chainsaw?

I would strap a chainsaw to my back and have it as back-up weapon, like in Doom 2, 'cos a shotgun is infinitely more stylish.

[siva_chair]

Ninjas did espionage as well, and pirates killed enough people in their time. I'd say it's about even.

Then ninja were far more secretive and effective at getting away with killing than pirates were, though. Plus, espionage does not equate thievery.

I'd say pound for pound, ninja were far more deadly than a pirates, though both are pretty badass.

i'm not a religous man, but every day i pray for a zombie invasion. that would rule so hard.

I think it would be very interesting. It would definitely make the world think very serious about owning firearms.

The question is, if there were a zombie invasion, would you:

pop some heads with a shotgun

or

go all out tough guy with a chainsaw?

Why couldn't you do both? At the same time.

[coheneran]

Then ninja were far more secretive and effective at getting away with killing than pirates were, though. Plus, espionage does not equate thievery.

I'd say pound for pound, ninja were far more deadly than a pirates, though both are pretty badass.



I think it would be very interesting. It would definitely make the world think very serious about owning firearms.



Why couldn't you do both? At the same time.

Because that would be bordering on a tough-guy margin too close to Chuck Norris, something that not even God is allowed to do.

[siva_chair]

Because that would be bordering on a tough-guy margin too close to Chuck Norris, something that not even God is allowed to do.

But Bruce Campbell can. Though they were just undead, and not specifically zombies.

[Iskandar]

Then ninja were far more secretive and effective at getting away with killing than pirates were, though. Plus, espionage does not equate thievery.
Whether espionage is cooler than thievery is a matter of opinion.

I'd say pound for pound, ninja were far more deadly than a pirates, though both are pretty badass.
I don't doubt that.

[coheneran]

I really can't decide which is better. Ninjas have style and kickarse moves, but I imagine they're no fun to be around. Pirates, on the other hand, know how to have a good time, and there's the added bonus of libertarian politics.

[Iskandar]

I really can't decide which is better. Ninjas have style and kickarse moves, but I imagine they're no fun to be around.
If you know you're around a ninja, it must be a fairly crappy ninja.
Pirates, on the other hand, know how to have a good time, and there's the added bonus of libertarian politics.
The politics of being a pirate varied. Some ships were definitely dictatorships, but many were actually democratic.

However, all pirates drank rum. ALL.

[coheneran]

If you know you're around a ninja, it must be a fairly crappy ninja.

The politics of being a pirate varied. Some ships were definitely dictatorships, but many were actually democratic.

However, all pirates drank rum. ALL.

I don't think ninjas drink, hence pirates being more fun.

[Iskandar]

I don't think ninjas drink, hence pirates being more fun.
I think they might have had some rice wine, just not on the job.

Pirates, however, could get plastered on the job and it'd actually benefit what they were trying to accomplish.

[PerpetualBurn]

However, all pirates drank rum. ALL.

Grog.

[coheneran]

Rum and grog. Yum.

[PerpetualBurn]

Grog is watered down rum. Occasionally with citrus fruit in to stop scurvy. It's real pirate drink.

[coheneran]

I see. Sounds fun.

[PerpetualBurn]

More fun than scurvy.

[coheneran]

Hah, they're using a track from The Wall to advertise Saving Private Ryan on TV.

"I'm leaving you today,
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye."

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

Grog is watered down rum. Occasionally with citrus fruit in to stop scurvy. It's real pirate drink.

wrong

grog contains:

* kerosene
* propylene glycol
* sulphuric acid
* artificial sweeteners
* red dye no2
* rum
* acetone
* battery acid
* scumm
* axle grease
* and/or pepperoni.

[coheneran]

wrong

grog contains:

* kerosene
* propylene glycol
* sulphuric acid
* artificial sweeteners
* red dye no2
* rum
* acetone
* battery acid
* scumm
* axle grease
* and/or pepperoni.

They had pepperoni, batteries, propylene glycol and acetone back in the haydays of the Carribbean?

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

They had pepperoni, batteries, propylene glycol and acetone back in the haydays of the Carribbean?

of course; how else would they have made grog?

[coheneran]

Rum, water and a slice of lime?

[PerpetualBurn]

I'm listening to Do Make Say Think and Four Tet.

Good times.

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

Rum, water and a slice of lime?

but grog can melt through locks and pewter mugs

[coheneran]

but grog can melt through locks and pewter mugs

Ahh, nostalgia makes me young again.

You fight like a dairy farmer!

[Reaganista]

I'm listening to Do Make Say Think and Four Tet.

Good times.
they were cool before they sold out

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

Ahh, nostalgia makes me young again.

You fight like a dairy farmer!

So's your mother!






"I see we have a lot of work to do here"

[AlienEater]

grog sounds fun.

[coheneran]

So's your mother!






"I see we have a lot of work to do here"

Lawl. It's, "How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

People flee before they can even see me coming!

[siva_chair]

More fun than scurvy.

No way. Nothing can be more fun than having spots on your skin, spongy gums, and bleeding from pretty much all mucous membranes.

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

Lawl. It's, "How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

People flee before they can even see me coming!

when you first go to see the sword trainer you always give the wrong asnwer on the first one he asks you

"Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

I once owned a dog that was smarter then you."

[AlienEater]

No way. Nothing can be more fun than having spots on your skin, spongy gums, and bleeding from pretty much all mucous membranes.

Pfft. Have you never heard of The Black Death? It's more fun.

[coheneran]

when you first go to see the sword trainer you always give the wrong asnwer on the first one he asks you

"Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

I once owned a dog that was smarter then you."

Hm, it must have taught you everything you know.

Soon you will wear my sword like a shish kebab!

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

Hm, it must have taught you everything you know.

Soon you will wear my sword like a shish kebab!

First you better stop waving it like a feather duster...

You make me want to puke.

[coheneran]

First you better stop waving it like a feather duster...

You make me want to puke.

You make me think that someone already has.

I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

You make me think that someone already has.

I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!

I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

I have a dog smarter than you.

[coheneran]

I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

I have a dog smarter than you.

You used that one already, penalty hit!

Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will!

[PerpetualBurn]

Brasseye - Paedogeddon!

Part 1 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=y7jVnrfoZD8
Part 2 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=UcnQDYnGtS8
Part 3 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=fA07Tw4iEFw

I suppose most Americans won't recognise a lot of the people in it, but they're mainly celebrities being tricked into saying stupid stuff.

Like Phil Collins talking Nonce-Sense.

[The_Passenger]

^ Thank you for this. Brasseye is brilliant.

[PerpetualBurn]

Baltimora - this means literally "I'm running at them now with my trousers down."

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

You used that one already, penalty hit!

Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will!

Oh, you run that fast?




my memory sucks :(



I'll mop up your blood with my hanky!

[thedeadwalk!]

Don't scars come from bloody spots?

[coheneran]

Oh, you run that fast?




my memory sucks :(



I'll mop up your blood with my hanky!

Oh, so you got that job as a janitor then?

I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!

[Reaganista]

Brasseye - Paedogeddon!

Part 1 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=y7jVnrfoZD8
Part 2 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=UcnQDYnGtS8
Part 3 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=fA07Tw4iEFw

I suppose most Americans won't recognise a lot of the people in it, but they're mainly celebrities being tricked into saying stupid stuff.

Like Phil Collins talking Nonce-Sense.

the way they say peedofile is enough to make me laugh my *** off
and the jokes too

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

Oh, so you got that job as a janitor then?

I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!

oh, your haemeroids are flaring up again?




Dude i just found a tab for "monkey island theme"

this is so awesome

[Futue te Ipsum]

Brasseye - Paedogeddon!

Part 1 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=y7jVnrfoZD8
Part 2 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=UcnQDYnGtS8
Part 3 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=fA07Tw4iEFw

I suppose most Americans won't recognise a lot of the people in it, but they're mainly celebrities being tricked into saying stupid stuff.

Like Phil Collins talking Nonce-Sense.it's not funny : /

[PerpetualBurn]

What the hell are you talking about? It's one of the best things ever.

[nowhesingsnowhesobs]

dont

do

cake

[PerpetualBurn]

Cake is a dimesmeric antiphosphate that affects a part of the brain known as "Shatner's Bassoon" which is the part of the brain responsible for time perception. Sounds fun, unless you're the Prague boy who walked in front of a tram. He thought he had a month to cross the road.

Free The United Kingdom From Drugs, incorporating British Opposition to Metabolically Bisturbile Drugs - F.U.K.D and B.O.M.B.D.

Cake comes under the names:
Loony Toad Quack
Rustle Dust
Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack
Hattie Jacque's Pretentious Cheese Wog

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

PC we should leave BRADD and go to bed

what is your name anyway

I'm chris

[PerpetualBurn]

Who the hell is PC?

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

Who the hell is PC?

C is near to b on a keybaord


even nearer in the alphabet

[PerpetualBurn]

It's Andrew.

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

It's Andrew.

hahaha

that is so bland




i was expecting somehting exciting like Barbaro or Brendan or Parker or something

[PerpetualBurn]

Who the bloody hell is called Barbaro?

I enjoy my bland name if that's the alternative.

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

Who the bloody hell is called Barbaro?

I enjoy my bland name if that's the alternative.

i googled "rare names"

[coheneran]

I had a party weekend, have you?

[Iskandar]

I had a party weekend, have you?
I had a low-key weekend. I spent most of it with the missus.

[coheneran]

I had a low-key weekend. I spent most of it with the missus.

Y'know, you should find someone who isn't your sister to hang out with.

OH, searing BURN!

[Iskandar]

Y'know, you should find someone who isn't your sister to hang out with.

OH, searing BURN!
My sister of another ethnicity. Hmm.

z0wn't.

[coheneran]

My sister of another ethnicity. Hmm.

z0wn't.

Whatever, loser.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs, and work is the curse of the drinking class. Those are my new mottos, because I met way too many sXe kids this weekend. Seriously, I was rolling tonnes of joints and there was no one to share them with. WTF happened to the movement eh?

[Iskandar]

Whatever, loser.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs, and work is the curse of the drinking class. Those are my new mottos, because I met way too many sXe kids this weekend. Seriously, I was rolling tonnes of joints and there was no one to share them with. WTF happened to the movement eh?
Movements are stupid

[coheneran]

Movements are stupid

Couch potato.

[Iskandar]

Couch potato.
I'm sitting on a couch right now, bitch.

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

My sister of another ethnicity.

Your brother of another mother...

[Iskandar]

Your brother of another mother...
Yeah, he's adopted.

[dustindow]

^ that got lame fast.

What did everyone have for dinner tonight???????!

[bleep_bloop]

buhhhhhhhhh.

[Win A Rabbit]

Hey guys. I don't usually come around here, but I figured this question was worth your opinion. I don't feel it deserves it's own thread.

My friend is going to a christian college (he's agnostic, but his mom is the stereotypical movie "super christian"), and yesterday was his first day. He told me about something that happened in his chemistry class that amazed me.

As an introduction, his teacher started them off with a couple formula balancing questions, like "H20 + ____ = C6 H12 O6".

After a few of those, the teacher gives them the formulaic expression for turning water to wine, and asks them to finish it.

Nobody can finish it, and the teacher tells them "Well this equation doesn't work in chemistry. But it is still possible. Jesus did it."

So basically, I want to ask you, how far do you think Christianity (or any religion) should be implemented into education?

[bleep_bloop]

Religion sould be kept out of education. No exceptions for pseudoscience.

[dustindow]

Hey guys. I don't usually come around here, but I figured this question was worth your opinion. I don't feel it deserves it's own thread.

My friend is going to a christian college (he's agnostic, but his mom is the stereotypical movie "super christian"), and yesterday was his first day. He told me about something that happened in his chemistry class that amazed me.

As an introduction, his teacher started them off with a couple formula balancing questions, like "H20 + ____ = C6 H12 O6".

After a few of those, the teacher gives them the formulaic expression for turning water to wine, and asks them to finish it.

Nobody can finish it, and the teacher tells them "Well this equation doesn't work in chemistry. But it is still possible. Jesus did it."

So basically, I want to ask you, how far do you think Christianity (or any religion) should be implemented into education?


that is one of the most absurd things I have heard. but I think you shouldnt mix the two at all! I understand he is attending a christian college but it should be a seperate subject. you can't mix science and religion.

[Shell]

I wonder where the teacher was going with that...

I think a private/parochial school can do whatever they want regarding infusing religion into education. Public schools, however, should not force anyone to learn about religion. I think it's fine for public schools to offer classes in religion, theology, etc... but they should not be required.

[Win A Rabbit]

Oh, and another thing. He's taking a Philosophy class, and being the agnostic he is, he asked how god was created, and even further, how we were created, since "matter cannot be created nor destroyed", and the teacher simply told him that there is no disputing what the Bible says. The bible said we were created, therefore we were created.

Personally I have nothing against religion, as long as it doesn't start wars (which unfortunately, it obviously does), or interfere with education. Both these examples in my opinion interfere with education.

[bleep_bloop]

Tell him to tell the teachers that god was created by man, not the other way around. Religion is old superstitions institutionalized.

[thedeadwalk!]

To not question the Bible is quite philosophically stifling.

[bleep_bloop]

I never said you couldnt question it. I just said its pseudosciences have no place in the academic classroom, but its is feasible that they be allowed in a philosophy class for philosophical discussion.

[thedeadwalk!]

I'm sorry, that wasn't directed at you but to the philosophy teacher who didn't see it fit to question the Bible.

[bleep_bloop]

oh its cool. yeah that guy doesnt deserve to be a philosophy teacher.

[Reaganista]

born on the fourth of july is a ****ty movie, but the scene where he whips out his catheter in front of his mother is incredible

[PerpetualBurn]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=d99qzPwwsDM

Brief highlights of Sheffield United vs. West Brom from 2002.

Dubbed "The Battle of Bramall Lane" after the match was abandoned due to United being reduced to 6 men.

I was at this match and am happy to have found this clip on youtube. It's worth watching just to see the slide tackle from George Santos that got a straight red, and had him immediately sacked from the club.

Possibly one of the best matches I've ever seen, even if the result was decided to stand as a 3-0 loss.

[The_Passenger]

Wow what a game. What the hell were some of the Sheffield players thinking?

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

Hey guys. I don't usually come around here, but I figured this question was worth your opinion. I don't feel it deserves it's own thread.

My friend is going to a christian college (he's agnostic, but his mom is the stereotypical movie "super christian"), and yesterday was his first day. He told me about something that happened in his chemistry class that amazed me.

As an introduction, his teacher started them off with a couple formula balancing questions, like "H20 + ____ = C6 H12 O6".

After a few of those, the teacher gives them the formulaic expression for turning water to wine, and asks them to finish it.

Nobody can finish it, and the teacher tells them "Well this equation doesn't work in chemistry. But it is still possible. Jesus did it."

So basically, I want to ask you, how far do you think Christianity (or any religion) should be implemented into education?

As a scientist, an atheist and as a human being that makes me sick to the ****ing stomach

What's next? 2Pb + 3H(2)O -> Au + 3 Ag?

[PerpetualBurn]

Wow what a game. What the hell were some of the Sheffield players thinking?

I don't know about some of them, but Santos was thinking about cracking some shin.

[PerpetualBurn]

As a scientist, an atheist and as a human being that makes me sick to the ****ing stomach

What's next? 2Pb + 3H(2)O -> Au + 3 Ag?

I was trying to work out why it wasn't obvious to the class that the equation wasn't possible. You should be able to either force an equation that wouldn't actually be feasible physically, or easily spot that it's a stupid question.

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

I was trying to work out why it wasn't obvious to the class that the equation wasn't possible. You should be able to either force an equation that wouldn't actually be feasible physically, or easily spot that it's a stupid question.

dude what is the chemical formula for wine anyway?




And if jesus is abolve the laws of physics why'd he have so much trouble carrying that damned cross?




<ANTIGRAVITY>

[PerpetualBurn]

I was wondering if he meant ethanol.

It's a stupid story whatever the explanation.

[Hababi]

And if jesus is abolve the laws of physics why'd he have so much trouble carrying that damned cross?


He could've had assistance, if He wished. His point was to bear the physical torment for our sins.


I was trying to work out why it wasn't obvious to the class that the equation wasn't possible. You should be able to either force an equation that wouldn't actually be feasible physically, or easily spot that it's a stupid question.


D00d that's why it's called a miracle

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

He could've had assistance, if He wished. His point was to bear the physical torment for our sins.



D00d that's why it's called a miracle

ok jesus fanboy

why did he need to turn the water into wine

isn't that just showing off

is water not the quencher of thirst

turning sand into water = good miracle

water into wine = bad miracle

so hit me

[Hababi]

He was at a wedding, and if you've ever been to a wedding, you know that the only thing that can make the event sufferable is alcohohol :o

[Iskandar]

He could've had assistance, if He wished. His point was to bear the physical torment for our sins.[/I]
Something I've pondered: Did Jesus have control over His own divine powers, or was He only able to perform miracles if God allowed Him to?

(I'm making him into a sort of superhero. The Sandalled Crusader!)

[Hababi]

Something I've pondered: Did Jesus have control over His own divine powers, or was He only able to perform miracles if God allowed Him to?


Well technically He is God, being that He's part of the Trinity. Of course, the Trinity isn't exactly an easy thing to fully understand or explain.

Oh and this forum would be totally lame if I wasn't here to make threads :D

[Iskandar]

Well technically He is God, being that He's part of the Trinity. Of course, the Trinity isn't exactly an easy thing to fully understand or explain.
Well, yeah, and I would think His being God would allow him complete control over his power ... or was use of it limited by his human body? Does any part of Christianity have an answer to this?

[Hababi]

Well, yeah, and I would think His being God would allow him complete control over his power ... or was use of it limited by his human body? Does any part of Christianity have an answer to this?

It couldn't have been limited by His human body, as He walked on water.

[Shell]

Well, yeah, and I would think His being God would allow him complete control over his power ... or was use of it limited by his human body? Does any part of Christianity have an answer to this?

What kind of limits are you talking about?

[Iskandar]

It couldn't have been limited by His human body, as He walked on water.
I mean "limited by His body except for when God chose to allow Him to perform miracles."

So what's the answer? He had absolute control of his power, but used it with discretion? Sort of like a Jedi?

[Shell]

He had absolute control of his power, but used it with discretion

That's what I think is the answer.

[Hababi]

So what's the answer? He had absolute control of his power, but used it with discretion? Sort of like a Jedi?

Yup, basically.

[Iskandar]

Yup, basically.
:cool: Jedi Jesus.

So He voluntarily took upon Himself everything about the Crucifixion?

[Hababi]

:cool: Jedi Jesus.

So He voluntarily took upon Himself everything about the Crucifixion?

Yup.

[Iskandar]

Yup.
Jesus sounds like a great guy. I can't confirm his divine nature, but he's a great guy nonetheless.

EDIT: This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen in my life. Copy and paste it into your browser.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbTIJ9_bLP4

[dustindow]

^ thats.......different. Was he just reading the book?

[coheneran]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=d99qzPwwsDM

Brief highlights of Sheffield United vs. West Brom from 2002.

Dubbed "The Battle of Bramall Lane" after the match was abandoned due to United being reduced to 6 men.

I was at this match and am happy to have found this clip on youtube. It's worth watching just to see the slide tackle from George Santos that got a straight red, and had him immediately sacked from the club.

Possibly one of the best matches I've ever seen, even if the result was decided to stand as a 3-0 loss.

That's good, but none of those Shef U (lol) players touch Boris:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dvLVIwUxMZg

[PerpetualBurn]

Well, yes, but Boris Johnson is a different class to anything I've ever seen in a live match.

Still, the beautiul Santos "tackle" in which he kind of drop kicks the guy's leg is special.

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

He was at a wedding, and if you've ever been to a wedding, you know that the only thing that can make the event sufferable is alcohohol :o

Yeah ok

I hate weddings

Jesus wins this one

[Iskandar]

^ thats.......different. Was he just reading the book?
Yeah, the whole text of the book with a visual interpretation consisting of various Disney cartoons.

[PerpetualBurn]

The video was interesting and pretty cool, but I've never heard a less inspiring voice reading a political statement like the manifesto.

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

the word "bourgoisie" is a really lovely one.

[PerpetualBurn]

I always enjoy using the word "amalgamate".

[Auberge le Mouton Noir]

I always enjoy using the word "amalgamate".

heh yeah

I also love haiku

[Reaganista]

sometimes I post in
haiku but I swear it's an
accident. I lied

[Iskandar]

The video was interesting and pretty cool, but I've never heard a less inspiring voice reading a political statement like the manifesto.
Hehe, yeah. He sounds like a bored MySpace user.

[Hababi]

Smokey, what's a nong? :p

[thedeadwalk!]

A nong is anyone who has to ask what it is. But, a nong is not anyone who looks up what it is.

[Hababi]

This'll keep Amit's attention for a while:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgFzT0k8HP0

3 incredible guitarists, but Paco De Lucia is the best of the three.